The 5th Annual VOD Awards Special (2024)

[00:00:44] Well, one thing, Cam, I don't want to tell you how to do your show. But Jason has one to begin with that may kind of define what we're going to talk about.

[00:00:55] This is a sarcastic over the top as you wanted to be. I just want to make everyone happy. Okay. Well, I hope this makes you happy because the first award is the Statler and Waldorf Award for the podcast that brings on

[00:01:13] two old cranks to talk about pop culture when their latest pop culture references are about 1992. And that goes to the Jacked Up Review Show. Yes.

[00:01:31] Thank you. Thank you. We have done that before where we were actually tossing the award around and then we finally gave the cinema psyops because they do a good job of dissecting awful exploitation movies. And then Matt and they're great with sound boards.

[00:01:46] And we were just like, yeah, you guys are podcasts of the year because you had to suffer through so many awful biker movies and zombie films from Italy. Yeah, you win.

[00:01:55] And because they will try to make sense of all the crap that's going on, you know, everything from war crimes to assaults to other off-color stuff. And more often than not, they're like, and so that movie accomplished nothing. I will never watch that again.

[00:02:11] It's just another Italian cheapy. So I have the ultimate question from my special guest, Oliver Rockside. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm introducing you. You've covered infamous movies, you've 100 episodes, 30 good ones.

[00:02:31] Last time Jason was on here, we were talking about just the infamous side of wrestling and just other just how these guys are basically want to be gladiators, let alone circus freaks in a hot, hostile environment. Did you with shock master mentioned anywhere near that in that?

[00:02:47] I don't think so. I think we mentioned a bunch, but I'm sure there was like five. I think that's the most infamous wrestling moment. Yeah, Fred. There's an award we can give out. So I have the ultimate question though for you two today.

[00:03:03] What is the worst streaming mishap? Disney Plus or HBO Max? Oh, don't don't don't don't don't be don't be slagging on HBO Max. I mean, well just because with the VP throwing stuff away and behind the scenes. Honestly, I think it's Netflix. Perfect. A third party. Perfect.

[00:03:33] I think Netflix gets it for first of all like concentrating way way way way way too much on their own stuff. You know, well, mainly because everybody else, you know, wanted to start their own services. So that's that's excusable.

[00:03:48] But then bringing up the can't share passwords anymore when like three years ago they made a tweet on Twitter when it was still Twitter saying love is sharing a password. Wow. Wow.

[00:04:09] So they so they post it everybody everybody had that screen shot and we're just like this you this you this you. Nice. I do not have Netflix anymore. I got rid of it.

[00:04:27] My girlfriend still has it but of course we can't share passwords, which means also which means I can't watch Dairy Girls. So again, I watch Dairy Girls all the way through which you know absolutely brilliant. So you have to pay for it for 24 more months.

[00:04:51] But you know, I'd like to watch it again. I would go with Disney Plus mainly because I hate anything Disney has ever done with the exception of Splash. Which they keep editing all these movies like we're going to give people bad ideas.

[00:05:08] It says a lot if I'm watching classics by them like the black hole as opposed to one of their overblown. Right. I've never been an I've never Avengers guy. I've never seen an Avengers movie.

[00:05:21] I'm much more of a DC guy just because I think that their rogues gallery is much more interesting. Oh, okay. I will agree with you there the rogues. DC's rogues gallery is great. They're heroes. Sock. Well, you know, I mean, I'm okay with that.

[00:05:41] But so Marvel would definitely win most money exploding on the screen for my if I had to pick the kitchen kitchen. Because it is one of those I saw. I'm against just not being able to stand on your own.

[00:05:53] I'm just like stop trying to trick people into coming to the movies and having them just complain about it after the fact and.

[00:06:01] Bribing, you know, critics, you know, on Ron Tomatoes to adjust the scores is like, come on, just come up with something new, you know, in your animation apartment in between.

[00:06:13] Whatever you got going instead of just taking advantage of people until the last movie tanks and you try something else. The other thing is I really don't like what they've done with Star Wars. I made it through maybe four episodes of the Mandalorian.

[00:06:28] And then with with Nick Nolte, I'm out. You know, that was just completely stupid. I mean, even the baby Yoda. Sorry, spoiler alert people. Well, here's the thing. Wars people love to just act like, oh, it was never in chaos.

[00:06:44] I'm like, they will rewrite their history every time. And now that they're getting sick of their own product, it is kind of one of those the fans kind of ruined it. The overmarketing kind of ruined it.

[00:06:54] And it's like, I'm OK if we go five decades without touching it again. I mean, yeah, if that ends up the industry and makes them say, hey, we actually got to get creative again. I like the Mandalorian.

[00:07:09] With the exception of the last two episodes of Book of Boba Fett, that story could have taken a flying leap somewhere. I only say the last two episodes because they finally reintroduced the Mandalorian. Yeah. But it's very formulaic even in the best hour. That's the problem.

[00:07:34] Like I can find crap even in the best movies like Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder is not a good line in an otherwise fun movie called Empire, you know, and. And for Vin the Sith, I love but I have never liked the mannequin Skywalker guy in anything.

[00:07:48] He's not in a way jumper. I'm sure we've been nominated him a few different times. So and I'm sure we'll give some Star Wars awards. In fact, I could give someone the Yoda Award for most bizarre speaking alien in a movie.

[00:08:02] You know, it was a good it was a good gimmick. It was. So I got one for you Oliver. You watch a lot of intense kind of dramas and everything. I'm going to give you the dog day afternoon for best recent hostage thriller movie that you know again.

[00:08:20] It doesn't have to be one that came out yesterday. But just whatever you saw recently where you're like, oh, see me would be proud. I'm going to go way back in time about 15 years because I love this movie and I think that no one gives it its do.

[00:08:36] And that is a Spike Lee movie called Inside Man. For good movie. It's not the investigation movie even later on. But there are hostages. It is fantastic. And you know, Jody Foster Denzel. Actually Clive Owen to me is the weakest part of it. Really?

[00:08:59] And he's the villain, which usually goes against my rule. But well, he's the villain air quotes. Right. There's a lot of villains in that. Yeah. Everybody always talks about Spike Lee's kind of body of work and nobody ever talks about Inside Man. And it's fantastic.

[00:09:19] That's the first one that pops into my mind. Yeah. Hostage. I'm a big documentary guy, so maybe some of the stuff about Waco. Maybe part of that. Wow. I still got to catch up on that follow up miniseries docket drama they did on it. Yeah.

[00:09:39] So I got one for you, Jason. Yes. Christian Bell Award for the WTF are you doing? The fuck are you doing? Making fun of that rent he did on that lesser Terminator movie. What the fuck are you doing? Wow.

[00:10:01] So just any character making a bad split decision where you're like, I want to shoot this writer right now. Why would you do that? It was great. Everything's working cameras, actors, camera work and it did a stupid easily avoidable decision. Oh my God.

[00:10:19] After Jason answers, I've got one for you. My brain has just taken a shit on me. Wow. The problem is there's so many and yet I can't think of one. I can't. Oliver, please. He needs a lifeline.

[00:10:38] Yeah, because we were talking about this the other day on another podcast. Who, what writer decided to make a Romulan in Picard sound like she was just born in Dublin? Who did that? Who made that decision? I could have told her to hide it.

[00:10:55] It was just kind of like, the Romulans are my favorite. I thought she was part of human, right? No. She was fully Romulan and she was apparently the maid. She sounded like she just came from County Corp. I'm like, who did this?

[00:11:14] I mean, to be fair, I guess it's just by the, I call it the Picard maneuver where he's supposed to be French but speaks with an English accent. Yeah. Now that's a good point, but at least he's on the same planet.

[00:11:28] You know, I don't know, but she was cute. Yeah, she was fun, but I mean, I hated all of Picard. So I'm just, I'm nitpicking at this point, but that was a decision. I thought what are you thinking?

[00:11:42] I got one, the St. Elsewhere Award for most bizarre nightmare sequence in a movie or TV show and I'm going to nominate season seven of LA law. It's a terrible season of otherwise awesome show. I'm going to go to Bookabob a Fett from the Mandalore.

[00:11:57] Oh, okay. A bizarre nightmare. That was all flashback. That's the whole thing. All right. Sorry to jump in on you like that. No, that's fine. That's the funny thing. Sometimes someone picks a better one where it's like I surrender my award.

[00:12:15] This is all sarcastic. It's not like, oh, I know, it's not like people are going to play music to tell us to get the fuck off the stage. The Academy is going to sue.

[00:12:29] What's the, I'm going to give you guys a trailer park boys award for most wacky portrayal of Canada. I was thinking turns and fill it from Southport, but you tell me wackiest. I mean, Oliver, you're from there.

[00:12:46] Yeah, I'm going to go with the handmade sale because if you've watched how Canada is represented in the handmade sale for people who don't know the United States has become a different country. Yulia. Kind of like Man in the High Castle.

[00:13:02] Yeah. And Canada is kind of the is kind of the promised land for some people who are rebelling against the new system in the United States.

[00:13:14] And it's very Canadian and what I mean by that is everybody super polite, which we in Canada always make the joke that we're not polite. We're just really great at being passive aggressive. We have great health care though.

[00:13:34] You know, everything is, you know, looks like it's just been, you know, polished and waxed. You know, it's kind of like this American view of what Canada is.

[00:13:46] And I mean, some of it is true, but the other parts is just like we are being stereotyped here like crazy. They would do it in the nineties a lot. I'm like, why is that funny? Like, why is it funny they're Canadian? I don't get it.

[00:14:00] Well, what was the because they're bald like the guys on who's line? What's going on? Yeah. That was weird. I like to think that trailer park boys is like, you know, is like very accurate. Now that's true. That is I mean, they based it off actual assholes.

[00:14:23] They really grew up so I would open up. Oh man. It is a great show. Most amusing courtroom scene definitely should trailer park boys. It's time that you won was like, sorry, your honor permission to curse. I can't say a single word without saying the M box.

[00:14:42] No, it's true. I'm sorry. He can't take a single word without room to something that a lot of Americans don't realize is that we have as many kind of cultural pockets in Canada as you do in the States. Right.

[00:15:02] And that part of Nova Scotia New Brunswick, like Atlanta, Canada is one of those pockets. Oh, shit. And it's just that is so true to to form. We have a friend who lives in Nova Scotia who may object to this. But it is. Cover your ears now.

[00:15:24] I don't think he will. Okay. No, I don't think he's going to jack. Takes no responsibility for what it's guests say. Shout out to Doc Pinko. Hi, our co-host on the masochist movie collective. Yep. We talk about some good movies and bad movies, lots of bad movies.

[00:15:52] I mean, you got to man. You got to make sense of why it's bad. I have never had so much fun in my life interviewing all the filmmakers who are best known for an infamous movie.

[00:16:03] I interviewed the director of Ballistic X versus Sever and he said more of his usual how he got fired and walked out of the mirror. Did he tell you whether Antonio Banderas and Lucy Lou were almost killing each other on set?

[00:16:17] No, he had a fun time making the movie with him. Really? He told him don't add the versus subtitles. It's going to confuse everybody. Right. And next thing you know, he finds out from his composer I've been fired.

[00:16:32] It's a guilty pleasure of mine, but I hate so many other Jim Cotter type movies where it's like Condor Man. Condor Man would get the vote for me is worse 80 spy movie. Thank you, Disney. Oh yeah.

[00:16:46] So here's one for you. The Howdy y'all award for most offensive Southern stereotype. And I'm going to give this ironically, I am going to give this ironically knives out. Daniel free. I got to give it to Daniel Craig. It is it's not when you see the first movie.

[00:17:07] It's great movie and he comes in sometimes when he comes in and he's like, I would like to buy before he says a word. You're waiting, you know, you're waiting for him to say something and he breaks out this awful Texas accent.

[00:17:27] You're like frozen for like five minutes listening to him like I'm from Texas and I wasn't offended by that so much as I'm like, who is he studying? I mean, I've heard a more realistic Texan accent from Alan Rickman and die hard.

[00:17:42] I mean, come on, but I mean it was and that's why I said, you know, ironically because I actually love the character is great, but you know, I mean, it's like, so. And it's funny how.

[00:17:56] Why do you think critics are inconsistent? They'll let something like that slide and then they'll pick on someone else they hate who's doing a bad accent job and like, well, unless I checked,

[00:18:05] I mean, if someone is royalty and just gets a pass. I mean, if Denzel or Ed Harris got God forbid, but let's say they do if they give a bad performance in a movie. I'm going to call them out on it.

[00:18:18] I love the death, but they don't get a pass just because they're doing so just because they're ed. But I think Daniel Craig doing the accent was part of you know, it was obviously part of the movie and you know, it was.

[00:18:29] The aesthetic of it, which I absolutely I love the movie. You know, I don't know what you want to know the sequel is like, but what is he doing? The sequel was yeah, I know. If I can go back to the what the fuck award.

[00:18:48] I think glass onion just override glass onion is just, you know, a whole bad decision in itself. The fuck are you doing? Perfect. I mean, don't get me wrong. Edward Norton was great in it. Batista is excellent in it. Everyone in the movie is excellent.

[00:19:09] It was just shit writing. I mean, it was like so that's what I got it. So, uh, Oliver will love this. The special agent Johnson award for most intrusive FBI care as a die hard reference. Yes.

[00:19:26] It can just be a character that annoys you or where you're like, yeah, just still generic stereotype. Not just an excuse to have two leads get in a stupid, you know, measuring contest for no reason. Like think of an awful version of training day or heat.

[00:19:44] You were just like, why does this person exist? Well, boy, that could be many things, especially with my law and order roots. Um, because there's always one. Sam Waterston.

[00:20:01] Well, I will give it to Sam Waterston just because, you know, you know, I, you know, he was on the show for 25 years. You know, he did his bit, but he was 82 years old and he was, you know, he's a very vital guy.

[00:20:15] I'm not, I'm not doing anything ageist. It's just it just at 82 we need somebody new. I mean, they were giving him less and less lines, which is not necessarily a bad thing. Right. But he's getting up there. No, and I get it.

[00:20:29] I love the man and it's just kind of like. And the last, his last episode sucked. Really? Um, it was just the final speech he gave, but I didn't like the legal argument, but I did predict.

[00:20:41] I'm like, yeah, he's going to do his final case just for shenanigans. Yeah, but that, that see law and order isn't about shenan. That maybe that was my problem. I mean, that's what he's only done all his life. Yeah, I would have liked to.

[00:20:54] I still haven't figured out the new guy yet, but I just think that Sam Watterson should have not come back in the reboot. He should have just left it there. No, he wasn't annoying. So that's kind of a tough one for me.

[00:21:10] But he just, he just shouldn't have been there. But law and order has one of those, you know, we can go back to, you know, the detective Cassidy was useless. She was only on for one year.

[00:21:27] You know, there were other people, Benjamin Brad is the most famous one where you just kind of go what the hell? I love that man. I'm sorry. I love that man. I do you. Yes, I do.

[00:21:41] The homicide crossover has made sense to me as it's like he's that same kind of what was me kind of guy. He's unhappy. He's just like, Leni bragging on him. Yeah, well, I loved the crossovers.

[00:21:55] The problem was is in reruns they or in syndication, they never put the two together. Yeah. So when you watch a law and order that's across, you only get a law and order part. So it's weird.

[00:22:08] We did award someone to the detective munch award for most charismatic detective. Oh, that's a good award. We had a bunch of rest in peace. Missed that man. I hear his one Jason, a love the Sharon Stone Award for can't keep my clothes on.

[00:22:24] Is it Tom Hardy is a Rebecca DeMorne is it David Morrissey? Charlie's there on. You ask Jason that question. I used to. I think I previously gave it to Natasha Henstrads, but you can pick someone else who's just hired based on their assets. Oh, wow. Wow.

[00:22:45] All right, I got to throw. I got to throw Oliver under the bus for this one. Hey, be nice. Be nice. Hold on. So we've talked about a lot of bad movies on. On our masochist movie collective. Gotta get that stink out of there. Can't breathe.

[00:23:08] Well, Oliver made us watch probably one of the worst. Hackers. I watch hackers. I know only like one quarter you guys liked it. Love hackers and I'm like it's always bores me. I have to look for it here. Yes. Oh no body of evidence. Episode 17. With.

[00:23:39] I think the worst part of that other than, you know, Madonna naked was Willem Defoe's ass. I think I'm giving it to both of them for that. There you go. It's funny that you said Natasha Henstrads.

[00:23:56] Cam, I would have gone if you were going to name it a word, I would have gone with Matilda May. If you remember that. Remember life force? Oh baby. Yes, the naked vampire.

[00:24:08] You know, pretty good for like one of what five roles she ever did in her life. Oh yeah. Yeah. Imagine the day they're still still but more confusing and with eye candy. Jason, do you have a counter to that?

[00:24:27] I'm going, I'm going with body of evidence all the way. And it's a tie. It's a tie between life force. Well, no, no, no. From from body of evidence. It's a, you know, it's shared between Madonna and Willem Defoe because

[00:24:44] I'm giving it to him in a broom paper bag and leaving it outside the back door. I don't want to see you people go away. Oh, lovely. So I got one award before I toss it back to you guys before we go.

[00:25:01] I have the Crimea River Award for most unneeded melodrama. We've done variations on this. I think last year it was I'm droopy. We always sneak in just like classic cartoon characters that everyone knows. I had some nominees here. I had any scene with Sting and the original Dune.

[00:25:22] I had Anakin Skywalker's. I don't like Sam. I had the infamous Martha plot twist and Batman versus Superman. I had Jamie Foxx and Spider-Man No Way Home. I'm like, you're not fooling anyone. You're still an asshole. And Rhino and Neil and everything.

[00:25:40] So but ultimately I think we're going to go with No Way Home. Like why would you take the worst character from that earlier Marvel movie and put them in a redo? Like I go by the whole you can redeem every character except Scrappy do.

[00:25:55] But that is the exception of the rule. Like I don't think anyone wanted this character to see the spotlight again. I don't think anyone wanted this. Let's just move on. I would rather he come back, come in and play a different character all together like a police chief.

[00:26:11] Refresh my memory. Who is the worst character in Spider-Man? Oh, it's a good question. Like is that what you're talking about, Kim? Oh, I was talking in No Way Home specifically where they decided let's acknowledge all of the all free Spider-Man's and have them go back in time.

[00:26:31] That's my on popular take two. I think it's wonderful as a comic book. But so far, other than the first back to the future or a well done Star Trek 2 part or like time travel just. It never works.

[00:26:44] The Terminator works the first two at least because they just they shoot through it literally. Well and Doctor Who get that but see that's camp. You know, like Doctor Who could have a bunch of shit that it makes sense and everyone be okay with it because.

[00:26:59] Yeah, of course. Yeah. And like Q, they know how to just snap their way out of it. So yeah, about ultimately I got to give it to Jay Fox, Crimeer River Award for most on the Mell Jalla. You'll love this, Jason. You love your share of tough guys.

[00:27:15] How about the Nancy Boy Award for worse Sean Connery want to be? What I would Irish Scottish tough guy. Have you seen lately where you're like, no, thank you. Oh God, it can be anybody. It can be someone trying to be like Arnold or Humphrey Boat.

[00:27:31] Or you're just like, I don't think you could decimate an army of 30 people. You know what? I without even seeing it. Because I have not. They just remade remade Roadhouse. Yeah, with a Jalen Hall. I haven't seen it. Dalton's role.

[00:27:57] Now, I'm going to go back to the story. I'm going to go back to the role. Now, Patrick Swayze was dull. I mean, there's no doubt about it. Other than prisoners, I don't I can't see Jalen Hall as a tough guy. I don't get it.

[00:28:14] He's a decent actor, but I'm like, okay, he is if I you know, if I could if I could try to do a Scottish Brogue. No, if I could do a Scottish Brogue here. He's wary. It's a little long so could hold for Buck.

[00:28:27] I just I have not seen it. I can't picture him in Swayze's role in Roadhouse. It was probably more pointless than the point break. And it's streaming now on Amazon, which you know, I don't have so.

[00:28:43] The only show people watch on Amazon is Bosch the Expanse and once you've seen those, you can cancel your subscription. Good Omens. No, the boys. The boys is fantastic. Yeah, they're great. They're great. They're great, but they're not. They're not. They're not. Corrected. Yes, four shows.

[00:29:08] They got like 500. And I believe the fact, you know, Oliver, you and I know somebody who actually worked on the boys. Yes. It's from him. Shout out to Doug Slater. Yes. I think it's great to work if the bad guy is really, really good. Thank you.

[00:29:29] You know, my all time favorite action movie is Die Hard because Alan Rickman is just the greatest bad guy ever. He had a plan. They didn't make shit up. It's hard to believe there's so much chaos behind the scene.

[00:29:42] But again, the writer was on set working with the director. The editor knew how to cut out the stuff that was shout out of order for the most part except for the last, you know, one minute, you know, one of the things I love about Alan Rickman's performance

[00:29:54] is he just can't believe he has to work with his riffraff. Yeah, he's just looking down on everybody. Did you see this? But but I would give this award to Rami Malik because Oh my goodness. No time to die.

[00:30:12] He was, I mean, he wasn't the worst Bond villain ever. But you just look at the guy and you go, I could punch him out, you know. Yeah. And that's not what a bad guy should be. Now, you know, I loved Mr. Robot. I thought it was fantastic.

[00:30:30] I thought it was ingenious. Yeah, he's a great actor. But I watched as a music nerd, I turned off Bohemian Rhapsody after 20 minutes. It was just so bad. They just should have called it the Brian May story because

[00:30:44] before you even look up the info on how what happened to the scenes. I was like, so why does this feel very solace disconnected from Sasha Baron Cohen was the original choice to play for it would be great. That would have worked way better.

[00:31:05] I promise we will do some more diehard specials. I am more a fan of biopics. I'm sorry. I'm not a fan of biopics. I'm not a fan of the Yankee Vic story. No, in the last five minutes, they make fun of all the

[00:31:23] Oscar bait type of movies and they do something outrageous. You know, that's the main part of that movie. Anytime there's something outrageous that never happened and they do it there and I can't give it away without spoiler, but I had to pause it and just stop.

[00:31:40] Exploding with laughter. Oh my word. They did not just do that. It was a total dislike. I think my dislike for Raymond. Sorry, I thought I think my my my loathing of Raymond and Alec in that role was kind of colored by what he did in Bohemian Rhapsody.

[00:32:01] But yeah, if you're going to do a Bond movie, you can't just get the flavor of the week. I mean, yes, he did win an Academy Award. He's probably one of the few people who've been in a James Bond movie who have won an Academy Award. Right.

[00:32:16] I mean, it was just like, you know, I could punch him out. I will tie that with Daniel Craig for also sleepwalking for that movie. Oh yeah. Well, he was I mean, this is a but that's a famous Bond trope. I mean, Haunry slept through. Oh yeah.

[00:32:35] Doesn't want to be there. Yeah. Do I get to kiss Halle Berry? Yeah. Well, I think that's a very good example because my favorite Bond movie is Goldneye. And one of the reasons I think Goldneye is the best is because it has a to fer.

[00:32:53] It has Famke Jantzen and it has Sean bean as the quote unquote villains two different villains as opposed to just one surrounding scenery and blowing stuff up. Yeah. And Pam Kajansen in that movie scares the shit out of me. I mean, she would definitely win our best.

[00:33:22] We might have to name a favorite villainous award. You know, on the top. And fun fact, I got many of those. Yeah. But fun fact, when it aired on NBC, when it first premiered like a few years

[00:33:33] later, apparently they found out after the fact that what she shouts of Russian at the beginning when getting away is actually an F bomb. Well, like Russian and the censors never caught it. And they're like, oh, we can't air this on public TV.

[00:33:45] We've got to cut that scene out. But correct me if I'm wrong. Pam Kajansen was a Jean Grey and that and Phoenix. Yes. And that one Eli Roth produced TV show, something grow. What? Whatever. Him was in rounders. We were watching rounders. He was.

[00:34:05] And in fact, she's been in a few other gambling movies since. So I almost feel like that is the fam Jansk and gambling verse. I got a few others here. But this is fun so far. And see, this is why we kind of do this.

[00:34:20] We just kind of tear it. We don't we don't tear in the movies, but kind of just like we it's a trope session where we're just kind of making fun of this stuff that we're OK with some of the time.

[00:34:31] And other times are just like, nah, I'm good. So one final one for you guys. The Billy Mays Award for Best TV mascot. Whoa, Foxy Clay. I mean, no Billy Mays. Nobody beats Billy.

[00:34:48] I don't know that I love flow just also because I've seen her in other stuff. She can actually act. See, so here's the problem for me with flow. I'm sorry. Don't I live in Cleveland. I am a way. Hey, it rocks. And I love it.

[00:35:09] Well, Progressive is headquartered here and they are the primary sponsor of the Cleveland Guardians baseball team to the point where their stadium was renamed from Jacobsfield to Progressive Field. So guess what you see and hear during every Cleveland Guardians broadcast.

[00:35:32] So this is like an over saturated song in the radio. So you're like me and Michael Jackson, where I don't want to hear it anymore. I hear it every 24 pretty much. Do you have any gone the same route with with because I just want to tell

[00:35:47] everybody who's on screen every time this commercial comes on. And it's it's related to Progressive. And that's the Liberty Music Mutual. Oh, the with the Oscar. Limo, E-Mew and Doug. Yeah, that's just that's over. I want to kill everybody on screen, including the E-Mew.

[00:36:05] And I'm an animal lover. It's just like, yeah. Well, River has an even taste pretty good. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I but yes, I like to not have any animal abuse, but I know what to mean.

[00:36:22] I like it was funny the first three times and I'm like, OK, like can it just be a stupid him doing something stupid like a TJ hooker jump over a car or something instead of just yeah. Yeah, it's just it drives me crazy.

[00:36:39] I mean, I still like the Gecko. The Gecko Gecko. I miss Kelsey Gramer. The I miss I miss the Taco Bell Chihuahua. I really tell you a mascot I do love. And I mean, Jason probably won't know. I know this just because of where he is.

[00:37:01] But I know Cam does because they're in Texas. And I know what you're going to say. That was actually one of my awards. Oh my God. Yeah, I love Jack in the ball. I love Jack on Jack in the box commercials.

[00:37:13] No, I wasn't going to say that shit. Well, I do like him. He does have a cool voice. I was actually going to give the Jim Adler the Texas Hammer Award for Best TV lawyer portrayal. Right. Look up the Jim Adler ads.

[00:37:27] He carries a big mallet and tries to strike that, you know, it's car insurance. He tries to strike down a giant truck. But my my Hispanic pals get a kick out of whenever he speaks in Spanish. Travajo. You know, he just he just belts it out.

[00:37:42] And you're like, Jesus, dude, calm down. I was just in Texas two weeks ago and I'm kind of not now I'm trying to think of whether I saw the billboards. Oh, you did. He's based in Houston. And but but like, oh yeah, then I would have. Yeah.

[00:37:54] You are the guy with the stern face and glasses. And he's like, yeah, the body you deserve. I'm like, this dude should play a president on a TV show. He's so because I was I went through I went through Houston in San Antonio and El Paso.

[00:38:08] So I I'm sure I saw the billboard. So Cam, I don't know if you, you know, if you've ever referenced him before anything probably. So the one Twitch channel that I that I on Twitch subscribe to Ecto 5 TV where we watch the bad movies and stuff. Right.

[00:38:35] I was introduced to Winnebago man. Jack and you know, well, so good. You you've heard of him. I feel like he could win a fight against the state poof marshmallow man. Oh hell yeah. My favorite TV mascot was the trunk monkey.

[00:38:58] Where I could you know, a monkey comes out of your trunk prepares your car and Yeah. Uh, no, we just learn like I just learned about him and then I learned that last year in May he died at 93. Oh my goodness.

[00:39:14] But you know somebody did a documentary on him. And it was fantastic because he's he's trying to you know, he's trying to re you know rehash his you know his yelling and is you know like want wanting to be

[00:39:33] the Winnebago man and goes to this convention where you know he's like one of the guests and it's like people don't want him to be the Winnebago man. They just want to meet him and talk to him and you know thank him for for what he did.

[00:39:49] So you know it's like that's cool. That's wonderful. Then all these people wanted to see him. So I highly recommend Winnebago man. The documentary. Wonderful. I will check that out. And I want to you might want to have a Winnebago

[00:40:10] man award for you know, I'm going to have to now. Maybe rename the you know TV mascot. Yeah, the TV mascot award for him. I mean because he was newer TV mascot. So I got one final one. The Aisha Tyler award for sexiest comedian. Sir.

[00:40:33] I got plenty of options. There's Pagette Brewster, Joe Macal, Stephen Colbert, the Silver Silliman. I'm just going to give it to Jillian Jacobs who you might know as Brita and community. Well, I can give it to Aisha Tyler herself.

[00:40:46] I am a Aisha Tyler fan, but I'm also a big fan of someone you just mentioned and I'm just going completely blank. Pagette Brewster. Oh baby yeah for friends, criminal minds and community. Yeah, it's you know, I remember her on Friends.

[00:41:04] I think it was her it was only her second acting job ever. Absolutely. Was playing Kathy on Friends. She can do all kinds of voices and you're just like see that's talent. That's yeah, I kind of I kind of find well I used to Eliza

[00:41:19] Schlesinger kind of sexy. Oh yeah. People like she's from Texas I believe is she? Yeah she is. Yeah. I'm you know the typical choices you know I guess the newest one is Nikki Glaser. I don't really find. Absolutely. Oh my God. Oh really? I don't find her.

[00:41:40] I just talking about sex. Oh my God. Yeah, that's fine. I hit or miss. Yeah, I'm kind of I kind of like an Irish comedian. Her name is Easling B. She's kind of fun. If you ever watch Graham Norton some of the people

[00:41:59] that he has on you know are people that we've never heard of in North America or. Graham Norton should absolutely be Q and a James Bond movie. Oh yeah, that's a good actually that's a good cast. I just someone who just is that off kilter kind of you

[00:42:15] know often someone else is going to say someone who's getting up there like Tim Curry and like you know that that dude just has charisma like I would take a chance on him versus someone else who hasn't acted but can only play like one type.

[00:42:28] Yeah, is Tim Curry still with us? I think he's only doing Sonic free and then retiring against money. I heard he had a pretty bad stroke. It was that was that just Internet lies or was that true? Kerry's.

[00:42:44] I had one I think that's from the Express to take that with their grace. Anyway, Tim Curry, he said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tim Corey did did have a stroke. Yeah, sorry. I thought you said Jim carried my bed. Yeah.

[00:43:02] Yeah, he had a stroke and I think he's he's out of the limelight for now. Yes, yeah. I mean, he's just we just watched not too long ago. Clue which I mean, he's absolutely brilliant in that. Yeah, I can't imagine any other host.

[00:43:25] Yeah, I did like I had seen I had seen Clue. I before we watched it. I saw Clue once over a span of like four different watchings. Whoa, and that's the different I would like I would like hop

[00:43:44] in, you know, I would like turn it on and it would be on and then I would like have to go somewhere or go to bed or whatever. I just kept seeing it in pieces and I thought altogether which it was like, okay, this is great.

[00:44:00] That that was good. I did enjoy it. I thought it was hilarious. Great cast. I feel like that's what Knives out wanted to be. Or not not knives out. Not knives out was its own beast. I the first one was great glass onion.

[00:44:17] I feel like they were trying to be. They're trying to be Clue and it's like, no, it didn't work. Yep. You wasted good actors. Yeah, there you guys are very waste good actors. You wasted good actors on this movie not, you know,

[00:44:36] and you've taken away like, you know, two hours of their lives, you know, two hours of acting in, you know. Hmm. Yeah, I feel that way sometimes have the time they'll hire an actor and sleep by the time it airs.

[00:44:55] I think that's the other killer too is they like to keep it in the can for too long. And like, yeah, and they're already quitting after this season. So they started the show, but that's kind of why people were tuning in. Or

[00:45:07] or they keep it in the can too long and then find out that the actor that they originally cast it is a piece of shit and you know, nobody's going to want to watch it. Yep. That'd be like the new CSI.

[00:45:22] Oh my God, whoever does the Casio keyboard music on it. Oh man. It's bad. And they get this. So I don't know what award I would give to this, but they brought every other person back from the original show and spoiler.

[00:45:37] They tried to make you think that one of them did the unthinkable and like became a serial killer. And of course, oh, you know, they don't have you fooled and then they reveal. Oh yeah, they digitally, you know, modified the video and everything.

[00:45:48] And just like, but I'm offended that you would try to convince me of that when that's not believable to begin with. Like you're telling me the tech guy who's been in all this show most of the time. Yeah, no, that's stupid.

[00:46:00] And basically every other person is featured cameo. But yeah, no, I'm not sure what I would award the new CSI, but it is not off from bones. Didn't they? Because that's what happened exactly what happened on bones. Oh, bones.

[00:46:13] They at least gave you time to kind of think about it because they were actually true. Yeah. And like this guy is like, by the way, he killed this and he's crying. You're like, they're so underdeveloped. Why would I even believe that?

[00:46:29] It was bad, but I don't know what I would award it other than the Scooby Doo Award for you're not fooling me. I don't know. But I think this is there's been a lot of fun guys. I feel like we've done a lot, a lot of damage in

[00:46:44] one hour. Roasted it. Don't sue me. You could find me. You want to do a lot of evidence just for the hell of it. Oh, please don't just forward to the Cinemax scenes. I'm pretty no, I'm pretty sure. No, the skin and max scenes are the worst.

[00:47:09] The Julian Morse scene was nice. What? The Julian Morse scene at the beginning was pretty nice. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just Julianne Moore, of course. The problem is I just like making fun of these stupid movies because their plots always get away.

[00:47:23] I mean, it reminds me of how it happened in Hollywood interviewed Joe Esther Haas earlier and when they asked him about recent movies that had come out, you get this he's like 50 shades of gray as a piece of shit.

[00:47:35] But this is coming from the guy who kind of popular it's the whole get too famous A-listers and have a complex but pretty pretentious plot that slowly crumbles under the naughty. He only really wrote three movies. Didn't he wrote?

[00:47:50] He wrote some other stuff, but did he like even a few war movies and dramas, but yeah, he'll always be the basic instinct flash dance guy who later. Oh, he did flash dance too. Okay. I do have a recommendation on 50 shades of gray.

[00:48:08] It is if you are aware of a YouTube channel called Folding Ideas. I haven't seen that. That's great. Dan, Dan Olson who does he did the big like NFT take down video of like, you know, like two hours and 15 minutes.

[00:48:26] Well, he had done like a couple years earlier. He did what he called a lukewarm defense of 50 shades of gray. Oh my word where he read the three books. He saw the three movies Lord and on top of that he found and read the original fan fiction.

[00:48:50] That's James wrote and did a complete breakdown of it and it's it's bad. Yeah, like you know is conclusion is it's it's bad. It's it's never mind. That reminds me that you ever see the funnier die video where George DeKyre reads random chapters from that awful book. No.

[00:49:13] It is hysterical. He is and then he sneaks in his usual. Oh my. It is funny because he's breaking a sweat and then he's like this is really stupid. This is awful. Oh my. I mean, I have never seen it. I am lucky enough.

[00:49:30] Don't fucking somebody so my girlfriend. She she will she will say that she will admit this to She made me sit through all the Twilight movies. It's 10 hours. I'll never get back because it's what five it's five movies because it's the last the last movie is two parts

[00:49:57] and there's four there's four stories but she made me watch him because you know I like to make Twilight references and she goes it what you have to see the you have to see the movies to make the references. Am I okay? Fine. I ended up watching him.

[00:50:12] Yeah, God. They're not. Sorry. No they aren't. I mean and James Foley had some funny stories where he was being boss around by that awful author while on his own set. He's like good God woman. I'm just trying to inject what little suspense there is. I'm

[00:50:30] yeah, I am you know I am team wooden stake and I am team dad. So I am team dad should just leave his daughter there and go just get out of there. Don't you know everyone's beyond hope just just leave go start a new life somewhere. Bye bye.

[00:50:52] Hey, Kudos to Dakota Johnson. I will give her the redemption award for firing her agent this year. Yes, all these other movies that are on some of pieces like the new version of Suspiria and bigger splash and then awful comedies you had to bring some

[00:51:07] life to you and then just a Sony Marvel movie. He's like, yeah, no those guys literally tricked everybody to sign up to it saying it's like some of them actually were like, yeah, that's part of the Sunman universe. It's not.

[00:51:20] Yeah, this man is not a random web thing. It's been a disaster hasn't it? I'll tell they and it's I'm I wasn't going to blame the director right away. I mean she's got a great resume and everything is like well if producers monkey around in the editing room,

[00:51:35] you know your guess is as good as mine is that will turn out and but for you to actually trick all the actors and their agents into signing up by making them think oh it's going to be a big movie. Yeah, no.