Episode 277 - In the Year 2000

[00:00:04] It's time to feel the rage. Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies in theaters, streaming and classic films as well. Directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage. My name is Bryce and I'm part of the Film Rage crew which also includes Jim. Hey there Jim.

[00:00:23] Hey there Bryce.

[00:00:26] And also we have the Merman.

[00:00:28] Yo.

[00:00:29] How are you doing Murray?

[00:00:31] I'm alright.

[00:00:32] Yeah?

[00:00:32] He's pretty perky for an unemployed bum.

[00:00:35] I got the holiday blues looking the same.

[00:00:38] As long as he's got his Charlie Brown, that's all he needs.

[00:00:41] That's right.

[00:00:42] My Charlie Brown tree keeps me up.

[00:00:44] Do you have a Charlie Brown tree?

[00:00:45] I do.

[00:00:46] An actual Charlie Brown tree.

[00:00:47] Do you watch Charlie Brown Christmas every Christmas?

[00:00:49] I used to when it was on TV.

[00:00:52] Now that Apple or whoever took it away from us.

[00:00:54] Those bloody Apple sons of bitches.

[00:00:56] Now it's on streaming.

[00:00:57] A streaming service I don't have.

[00:00:58] I watched it yesterday the day because I have my Apple TV.

[00:01:00] Great.

[00:01:01] There you go.

[00:01:01] And I have an own the DVD copy of it so maybe I will whip it out one of these days.

[00:01:05] I think I'm going to watch it this year.

[00:01:07] You should.

[00:01:07] I think you should whip it out.

[00:01:09] It's a.

[00:01:09] Oh sorry.

[00:01:09] What were we talking about?

[00:01:10] We're talking about the Charlie Brown Christmas.

[00:01:12] Oh right.

[00:01:13] Okay.

[00:01:13] Well yeah you should.

[00:01:14] Do that too.

[00:01:15] You should watch that.

[00:01:16] Hey you might want to whip it out.

[00:01:18] I mean Lucy's pretty hot.

[00:01:20] I'm a peppermint patty guy myself.

[00:01:23] There you go.

[00:01:24] Sally's a little too young for me but.

[00:01:26] Yeah she is.

[00:01:27] But peppermint patty's got that sexy voice.

[00:01:29] Then there's Violet.

[00:01:32] Oh Violet.

[00:01:33] Violet.

[00:01:34] All right.

[00:01:34] Sorry where were we?

[00:01:35] I don't know.

[00:01:37] I don't know either.

[00:01:41] With the introduction.

[00:01:42] I think you have to.

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[00:02:06] And if it played in cinema anywhere in the world that's the only criteria.

[00:02:11] And well not really.

[00:02:13] It's also not supposed to be a children's movie although I don't know we might be lax on that now.

[00:02:17] We watch kiddie movies all the time now.

[00:02:19] Send us a kids movie.

[00:02:20] I don't care.

[00:02:21] We won't dare each other to watch a kids movie but if you want to send us a kids movie I'll watch it.

[00:02:27] So yeah.

[00:02:28] So with the introductions out of the way.

[00:02:30] Now let's rage on.

[00:02:32] Let's get to raging.

[00:02:33] Oh you're gonna let Jim talk about that.

[00:02:38] Well you weren't getting on with it so I thought.

[00:02:41] I was waiting for you to say your line.

[00:02:43] That's right.

[00:02:44] With the introductions out of the way.

[00:02:46] All right.

[00:02:47] You're yammering on so I thought we just.

[00:02:49] Okay.

[00:02:50] All right.

[00:02:50] Enough of that.

[00:02:51] Push the tempo.

[00:02:52] Push the tempo.

[00:02:54] What with the amazing moment predictor.

[00:02:56] What with the amazing moment predictor.

[00:02:58] Will he predict the age of all he predict the mondo.

[00:03:02] Will he tell us all what Jim and Bryce are at the movies.

[00:03:06] Better watch out cause it's Christmas time.

[00:03:10] And Murray's coming peanutting to you.

[00:03:15] Peanutting, peanutting.

[00:03:16] Swim Murray swim?

[00:03:19] Peanutting, peanutting.

[00:03:21] Swim Murray swim?

[00:03:23] Peanut all the way through her heart.

[00:03:25] I'm confused.

[00:03:26] I thought it was swim.

[00:03:27] Merry Christmas Charlie Brown.

[00:03:31] Yes.

[00:03:32] Merry Christmas everyone.

[00:03:35] Okay well.

[00:03:36] And to all a good night.

[00:03:37] There were three movies this week.

[00:03:39] Yes.

[00:03:39] One which apparently was at Sif that I missed.

[00:03:42] Yes.

[00:03:43] You weren't there?

[00:03:45] I was working.

[00:03:46] I didn't go to movies.

[00:03:47] I forgot you were working.

[00:03:49] Probably the last time I'm doing that.

[00:03:51] Working?

[00:03:52] Nice.

[00:03:53] I wish I was retiring.

[00:03:54] For the festival I mean.

[00:03:56] Alrighty.

[00:03:57] So we got Getaway which has Nick Frost also known as Simon Pegg's other.

[00:04:04] Yeah BFF.

[00:04:05] Other white meat?

[00:04:06] Other white meat.

[00:04:07] I don't know what that means.

[00:04:09] I don't know what that means.

[00:04:09] Which apparently he's on end so it's just Nick Frost.

[00:04:12] But he wrote this thing and it's on some island and there's like.

[00:04:15] Co-wrote it.

[00:04:16] Some kind of villagers mob scene and they're burning torches and stuff.

[00:04:21] Yep.

[00:04:22] I probably would have liked it.

[00:04:23] Hmm.

[00:04:24] I'm guessing you guys in fact I know at least one of you didn't.

[00:04:38] I don't know.

[00:04:43] I know.

[00:04:52] I don't know.

[00:04:56] I don't know.

[00:04:57] I can tell you that.

[00:05:01] I don't know.

[00:05:03] I don't know.

[00:05:25] Let's go double rage.

[00:05:28] There's another guy I don't know how he has a career.

[00:05:30] Frank Grillo?

[00:05:31] I don't know what the hell is going on.

[00:05:33] So you are gonna rage about all three movies this week.

[00:05:37] Apparently.

[00:05:38] This is a rage filled episode for Bryce.

[00:05:40] Well, we'll see.

[00:05:42] See if Merman is right.

[00:05:44] Yeah.

[00:05:46] I'm thinking maybe possibly the same but you know what it's a 24.

[00:05:50] You know, like doesn't give her out rages very often.

[00:05:54] No, it's very few and far between.

[00:05:56] They're not undoubted as much as they used to be.

[00:06:00] Well, they've been pretty undoubted for a while.

[00:06:02] They've had a few turkeys.

[00:06:04] But if you like Fred Dersh and Fred Dersh, maybe the acting styles of Fred Dersh.

[00:06:10] That's not the movie we're talking about.

[00:06:12] Okay.

[00:06:13] Sorry.

[00:06:13] Yeah.

[00:06:13] Right.

[00:06:13] What are we talking?

[00:06:14] Oh, get away with Nick Frost.

[00:06:17] Nick Frost.

[00:06:18] Simon Pegg's other white, white meat.

[00:06:20] I don't know what that means.

[00:06:22] Go ahead.

[00:06:24] Oh, you want me to go?

[00:06:25] Right.

[00:06:26] That's right.

[00:06:26] You don't do anything anymore.

[00:06:27] Right.

[00:06:29] So I'm not gonna go too much.

[00:06:31] Yeah, it's the same every week.

[00:06:32] Uh, okay, yeah, I see that.

[00:06:36] I see a pattern.

[00:06:36] You still on Toronto time.

[00:06:38] Yeah, I'm still in Toronto time.

[00:06:39] Um, so get away is basically like Midsommar, but with Nick Frost and family.

[00:06:49] and it's got some M. Night Shyamalan

[00:06:54] disms in it where it makes you think one thing

[00:06:57] but then by the time you get to the end of the movie, you're going

[00:07:02] like, what? I didn't see that coming. Yes, you did.

[00:07:06] That was a little bit of sarcasm.

[00:07:09] I hope so. Otherwise, I'd have to question your intelligence there,

[00:07:14] Jimbo. It's pretty transparent. In fact,

[00:07:17] it's very transparent even from the moment they go to get on the boat

[00:07:21] to go to this island. And if you haven't figured out

[00:07:25] by the time the sun is ogling the

[00:07:29] daughter, then you've completely lost it.

[00:07:32] But that's the thing. You just don't know because maybe they're

[00:07:37] just an inbred family. Who knows? There's a little bit

[00:07:41] of things in here that kind of lead you into different directions.

[00:07:45] There's some super fun, bloody, gory bits in this.

[00:07:50] The twists are predictable. It's kind of like a spin on the Wicker Man

[00:07:56] meets Midsommar meets Cannibal Holocaust, maybe? I don't know.

[00:08:03] Kentucky Fried Movie?

[00:08:04] Yeah, Kentucky Fried Movie. Yeah, sure.

[00:08:06] That's a classic.

[00:08:06] Kentucky Fried Movie. That is a classic.

[00:08:08] Actually, you're right. It is kind of like the mashup of those three movies together.

[00:08:12] So you get some Swedish creepy village cannibal stuff and it was predictable, but I liked it.

[00:08:19] It was fun. It was meh.

[00:08:21] That's your whole review?

[00:08:22] Yeah.

[00:08:23] You know what? As short and sweet as that review is?

[00:08:26] Yours is going to be shorter.

[00:08:27] Mine's going to be shorter.

[00:08:29] Now, you know what? This movie is just total garbage.

[00:08:32] There's a stupid twist that's not even a twist because if you're not a complete idiot,

[00:08:38] you've figured it out well in advance.

[00:08:40] The whole first hour is a bunch of culture clash crap that none of it works.

[00:08:46] Yes, like Midsommar.

[00:08:47] Yeah.

[00:08:48] Only better.

[00:08:48] And then the last third, you know, stuff gets serious and...

[00:08:53] Real cereal.

[00:08:54] It's too little, too late.

[00:08:57] It's almost a...

[00:08:59] The first hour is so boring that when you get the payoff, you don't even care anymore

[00:09:07] because you're just like, this is the payoff?

[00:09:09] You know what? This needed to be way better than this if this is the payoff

[00:09:13] because you just made me sit through an hour of nothing.

[00:09:17] Total garbage.

[00:09:18] Nothing funny.

[00:09:20] Nothing creepy.

[00:09:22] Just nothing.

[00:09:23] It's just an hour of nothingness.

[00:09:26] There was some funny.

[00:09:26] There was no funny.

[00:09:28] When they were doing their act on stage, there was some funny in there.

[00:09:32] There was no funny.

[00:09:33] There was funny.

[00:09:34] There was one hour of nothingness followed by a twist that isn't a twist.

[00:09:39] Followed by some great gore.

[00:09:40] That is not big enough.

[00:09:41] And there...

[00:09:42] You know what?

[00:09:42] I will say some of the horror...

[00:09:45] The staging of some of the horror was good.

[00:09:47] Yeah, it was really good.

[00:09:48] There was some okay gore.

[00:09:50] There was great gore.

[00:09:51] But it was too little, too late.

[00:09:53] And if you're going to make me sit through an hour of just absolute crappy nothingness

[00:09:58] to get to that, it was not a big enough payoff to make this recommendable in any shape, way, or form.

[00:10:06] This was garbage.

[00:10:07] I hated this movie.

[00:10:08] Nick Frost, you're better than this.

[00:10:12] Stop writing.

[00:10:12] Stop writing.

[00:10:13] And stop teaming up with this director, too.

[00:10:16] He was in that other piece of garbage with this director, too.

[00:10:19] And it was worse than this.

[00:10:20] And this is awful.

[00:10:22] This wasn't that awful.

[00:10:23] It was meh.

[00:10:24] No, this was awful.

[00:10:25] So Getaway was a complete and utter rage.

[00:10:27] This was meh.

[00:10:28] It was garbage.

[00:10:29] Yeah, it was meh.

[00:10:30] I don't know how it was meh.

[00:10:32] I didn't find the first hour of that point.

[00:10:34] I will say that I was sitting with you, and you were giggling.

[00:10:38] I was.

[00:10:39] And I was like, what in the hell are you giggling at?

[00:10:41] It was funny.

[00:10:42] This is awful.

[00:10:42] I thought it was funny.

[00:10:43] You know, sometimes if his bowels are obstructed, maybe he wasn't feeling it.

[00:10:47] Maybe he's constipated.

[00:10:48] Yeah, no, I get it.

[00:10:49] So the director is Stefan Harsh.

[00:10:53] Yeah, and him and Buddy teamed up on some.

[00:10:56] What the hell was it called?

[00:10:58] Go ahead and tell me what it was called.

[00:11:00] Was it Crazy House?

[00:11:01] That's the one.

[00:11:02] Yeah, that one was.

[00:11:03] And it's awful, too.

[00:11:04] That one's awful.

[00:11:05] Yeah, I agree.

[00:11:06] That one was awful.

[00:11:07] This one was meant.

[00:11:08] I didn't mind it.

[00:11:09] This one was so much better than Crazy House.

[00:11:12] Yeah.

[00:11:13] And it was still god-awful.

[00:11:15] They're both a complete and utter rage.

[00:11:18] When this comes out on VOD, Murray, you should see it because you like Nick Frost.

[00:11:22] He's being his regular Nick Frosty.

[00:11:25] And it's, uh, you would find it interesting because he's going to see it.

[00:11:30] It's awful.

[00:11:31] Because it's not Norwegian.

[00:11:33] It's Swedish.

[00:11:35] But, you know, it's close enough.

[00:11:36] Close enough.

[00:11:37] It's Scandinavian.

[00:11:38] That's right.

[00:11:38] It's Scandinavian.

[00:11:38] So it's worth it for just the Scandinavian folklore.

[00:11:41] It's not worth it for anything.

[00:11:42] It's a little bit.

[00:11:42] It's awful.

[00:11:43] It's a little bit better than Midsommar.

[00:11:46] That's what I would say.

[00:11:47] I thought it was Midsommar.

[00:11:48] No, it's Midsommar.

[00:11:49] Midsommar.

[00:11:50] I thought it was Midsommar.

[00:11:51] Yeah.

[00:11:52] And the gore was better in this than in Midsommar, too.

[00:11:55] All right, then.

[00:11:55] Just want to say that.

[00:11:56] Uh-huh.

[00:11:57] Uh-huh.

[00:11:59] All right.

[00:12:00] By the way, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said.

[00:12:02] But actually, that's not true.

[00:12:03] You said so much dumber things.

[00:12:05] There's such a big list.

[00:12:07] That's not even close.

[00:12:08] There is such a big list.

[00:12:09] But you know what?

[00:12:10] It's not fake.

[00:12:11] It's true.

[00:12:12] It's the truth.

[00:12:14] I'm not a big fan of Midsommar.

[00:12:15] If you want to talk about an hour and a half of nothing.

[00:12:18] Yeah, but the gore in Midsommar is excellent.

[00:12:20] What are you talking about?

[00:12:21] The one thing of gore when she falls off the cliff?

[00:12:23] Yes!

[00:12:25] Yeah, I know.

[00:12:26] That was not the payoff I was hoping for.

[00:12:28] That was a payoff I was hoping for and more.

[00:12:30] It was also predictable.

[00:12:31] That whole movie was predictable.

[00:12:32] The payoff I was looking for.

[00:12:34] That whole movie is the payoff.

[00:12:36] That's the thing.

[00:12:36] That's the thing about that movie.

[00:12:38] From scene one, that movie's the payoff.

[00:12:41] There's no payoff because the whole movie's good.

[00:12:45] No, it's the same as this movie, except for this movie had some funny bits and more gore.

[00:12:51] That one was an hour and a half of nothing.

[00:12:54] This movie had zero funny bits.

[00:12:54] Was predictable.

[00:12:55] And also was not.

[00:12:56] I have never been so freaking bored in my life.

[00:12:59] As when I saw Midsommar.

[00:13:00] 100% agree with what you just said.

[00:13:02] You are a wiener.

[00:13:03] All right.

[00:13:04] Well, let's talk about Y2K.

[00:13:07] Yes!

[00:13:07] Okay, so let's do a recap.

[00:13:11] Rage has already happened for Bryce once.

[00:13:13] Yes.

[00:13:14] All right.

[00:13:14] Well, let's talk about Y2K.

[00:13:18] So, Superbad meets Attack the Block meets The Matrix.

[00:13:23] A24 style.

[00:13:25] Don't forget Can't Hardly Wait.

[00:13:26] In the year 1999.

[00:13:28] Oh, totally Can't Hardly Wait.

[00:13:29] Totally.

[00:13:30] The first half of the movie was Kisses Can't Hardly Wait.

[00:13:32] It's a house party prom.

[00:13:34] That's exactly what it was.

[00:13:35] Yep.

[00:13:36] Okay, throw that in there too.

[00:13:37] But it wasn't done as well.

[00:13:38] In the year 1999.

[00:13:40] Yep.

[00:13:41] After Prince.

[00:13:42] But before.

[00:13:44] 2000.

[00:13:44] 00.

[00:13:45] Party.

[00:13:46] Overlook.

[00:13:47] Out of time.

[00:13:48] Bam.

[00:13:49] Bam.

[00:13:50] Bam.

[00:13:51] Bam.

[00:13:52] Bam.

[00:13:53] In this case, they were out of time.

[00:13:54] Yeah.

[00:13:55] They were a little bit out of time.

[00:13:58] And they did party like it was 1999.

[00:14:00] And then it turned midnight.

[00:14:03] Then it turned midnight.

[00:14:03] Then it turned midnight.

[00:14:04] Where all electric devices finally had their time.

[00:14:08] Came to life.

[00:14:08] To take over the world.

[00:14:10] Where we get a 50 year old Fred Dersh singing George Michael's Faith.

[00:14:14] Yes.

[00:14:14] Where basically we get.

[00:14:16] That's the best part of the movie.

[00:14:17] A typical apocalyptic film.

[00:14:19] I believe I've heard that version before.

[00:14:20] Run by teenagers as the heroes.

[00:14:24] Yeah.

[00:14:24] Nothing really new here.

[00:14:25] Yeah, there was no adults.

[00:14:26] Although the soundtrack was, in my opinion, super cool.

[00:14:30] And was kind of almost like a character in the film.

[00:14:34] Yeah, all the songs from 2000.

[00:14:35] But it's, yeah, it's not just that.

[00:14:37] Like, A24 does something with its music.

[00:14:41] Like, you can even go on A24 and buy the soundtracks on album.

[00:14:48] Like, they're just, they're so dedicated to the entire craft.

[00:14:51] Oh, no.

[00:14:51] For the time period, I guess, yeah, the music was appropriate.

[00:14:54] It was the music I remember from 2000.

[00:14:55] But it's not, it's not just appropriate.

[00:14:57] I'm just saying it's so well positioned in the movie.

[00:15:00] It's not just appropriate.

[00:15:01] Because, yeah, you could just pick anything.

[00:15:04] But they're very intentional about when they put stuff in it.

[00:15:07] Holy price.

[00:15:08] Because they had tub dumping.

[00:15:10] Yeah.

[00:15:13] He's got holes in his clothing.

[00:15:15] It's brand new.

[00:15:16] You do have a dog.

[00:15:17] Yeah, you do have a dog.

[00:15:18] He likes to eat things.

[00:15:19] He likes to eat stuff.

[00:15:20] He hasn't even touched this.

[00:15:22] Yeah.

[00:15:23] So, the emotions I found in this really didn't match the reality of the situation at times.

[00:15:31] The reality of the situation?

[00:15:32] Yeah.

[00:15:33] Like, there was times where it's just like, it's just like, oh, this guy just got killed.

[00:15:37] This party.

[00:15:38] Oh, I feel okay.

[00:15:39] You know, like, and it was, it was kind of like one of those comedies where it was just like,

[00:15:45] hey, if this happened in front of you, first off, you'd be traumatized.

[00:15:48] And then it's your best friend.

[00:15:49] If your best friend died in front of you.

[00:15:50] Yeah.

[00:15:50] Like, I just, some of that, it took, it kind of took me.

[00:15:53] I'd probably move on.

[00:15:54] Yeah.

[00:15:54] You don't have any.

[00:15:55] You would.

[00:15:55] You don't have any friends.

[00:15:56] That's true.

[00:15:58] Or a soul.

[00:16:00] Yeah.

[00:16:01] And some of the things they were trying to be funny about, I didn't find so funny.

[00:16:04] It seemed to not much match what was happening in regards to the emotional level of this film.

[00:16:11] It's totally predictable and didn't feel like an A24 film other than the focus of the music

[00:16:18] at its core.

[00:16:18] There were some funny parts and some of the gore was hilarious with some fun cameos, but

[00:16:27] ultimately it's pretty forgettable film.

[00:16:30] It wasn't enough to make me rage, but definitely it was a low man.

[00:16:33] And they added the repulsive Alicia Silverstone in this.

[00:16:39] They did.

[00:16:41] Which almost in itself would make me rage.

[00:16:43] Why is she in so many movies?

[00:16:45] I don't know.

[00:16:46] She's a hard mama now.

[00:16:47] She's been in like 50 movies.

[00:16:48] By the way, she was in that movie, the...

[00:16:51] The Nick Frost one?

[00:16:52] Yeah.

[00:16:52] The Nick Frost one from before.

[00:16:55] The one.

[00:16:55] The worst one.

[00:16:56] The previous one.

[00:16:56] Yeah.

[00:16:56] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:57] The one with Benicio.

[00:16:58] The one that's not.

[00:16:58] No, no, no, no.

[00:16:59] That one.

[00:16:59] The one that's not Midsommar.

[00:17:01] Yeah.

[00:17:01] Yeah.

[00:17:02] That one.

[00:17:02] She was in that.

[00:17:03] Like who keeps hiring her?

[00:17:05] I don't know.

[00:17:06] She is so repulsive.

[00:17:07] She was awful when she was a teenager.

[00:17:09] And she got worse.

[00:17:11] I don't know that she got worse.

[00:17:12] She's the same.

[00:17:12] Oh my God.

[00:17:13] Here's the newsflash, guys.

[00:17:15] What?

[00:17:15] You can ask her in person because she's coming to Calgary at the end of April.

[00:17:20] To do what?

[00:17:21] The Calumic Expo.

[00:17:23] Oh, you gotta be kidding.

[00:17:23] They announced her like yesterday.

[00:17:25] Okay, I'm leaving town at the end of April.

[00:17:28] She's coming to town in person.

[00:17:30] So wait in line for an hour and a half and ask her why she means terrible movies.

[00:17:32] You know what?

[00:17:33] She's gonna have zero people in line to see her.

[00:17:35] I don't know.

[00:17:35] She's still so attractive.

[00:17:36] It has nothing to do.

[00:17:37] She doesn't make terrible movies.

[00:17:39] She's terrible.

[00:17:40] Yes.

[00:17:41] The movies are okay.

[00:17:42] I dare you to say that in front of her.

[00:17:44] Like why are you so.

[00:17:46] I would have no problem asking her.

[00:17:47] Why are you such a bad actor?

[00:17:49] Why are you so repulsive?

[00:17:50] Check our list.

[00:17:51] There you go.

[00:17:52] Anyway.

[00:17:52] All right.

[00:17:52] So it was a man for me.

[00:17:53] We've got it right on our list, man.

[00:17:54] It's not like we're hiding the fact that we think Alicia Silver is so repulsive.

[00:17:58] We're advertising.

[00:17:58] I agree.

[00:18:00] All right.

[00:18:00] So where were you with Y2K, little buddy?

[00:18:04] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:05] Murr.

[00:18:05] What'd you think?

[00:18:06] You hated it, supposedly.

[00:18:08] Yeah.

[00:18:08] Oh, I didn't hate it.

[00:18:09] What?

[00:18:10] You're talking like you hated it.

[00:18:12] Well, once again, I am more of an 80s child.

[00:18:16] So 2000 music doesn't really appeal to me.

[00:18:18] I mean, yeah, sure.

[00:18:20] Tub Thumpin' was all right.

[00:18:20] I thought you loved the thong song.

[00:18:22] Tub Thumpin' was all right.

[00:18:24] I never liked the thong song.

[00:18:25] What?

[00:18:26] The thong song's the best song.

[00:18:30] Yeah.

[00:18:30] It was nostalgic because, you know, I do remember 2000.

[00:18:34] I'm like most of the kids who were in this movie.

[00:18:37] Yeah.

[00:18:38] The Y2K thing obviously was a joke.

[00:18:41] So nothing never really happened.

[00:18:42] But this is what if it did.

[00:18:45] To me, I got another movie to the ones you already listed.

[00:18:49] Small Soldiers.

[00:18:50] Remember that one?

[00:18:50] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:51] I remember that one.

[00:18:51] Where the machines take over and kill humans with their little tiny toys.

[00:18:55] Yes.

[00:18:56] Or Toy Story.

[00:18:57] Didn't they do that in Toy Story too?

[00:18:58] Well, they didn't kill people.

[00:18:59] But no, like, you know, the Jeep coming up and torching the guy.

[00:19:03] And then the little tiny one killed the big fat one.

[00:19:06] I couldn't believe that.

[00:19:08] And then he just kept transforming itself into Megatron at the end there.

[00:19:16] Yeah.

[00:19:16] It was kind of dumb.

[00:19:19] But yeah, the music wasn't bad.

[00:19:21] Yeah, definitely a rage.

[00:19:23] All right.

[00:19:24] It wasn't that bad.

[00:19:26] Now it's a rage.

[00:19:27] But it wasn't a super rage.

[00:19:28] You're throwing me off, man.

[00:19:30] It wasn't a super rage.

[00:19:31] I enjoyed parts of it.

[00:19:32] And I enjoyed watching it with my buddy Jim.

[00:19:35] That's right.

[00:19:36] But ultimately, he did not like the movie.

[00:19:38] Ultimately.

[00:19:39] Rachel Ziegler makes me rage, period.

[00:19:41] Yeah, she's fine.

[00:19:42] I can't stand her.

[00:19:43] Whatever.

[00:19:43] And yeah, the guy who he used to enjoy in Deadpool grew like three sizes.

[00:19:47] So it's like, okay, dude.

[00:19:49] That made me sad for him.

[00:19:51] And then the kid from St. Vincent, I liked him.

[00:19:53] He's also in The Hunt for the Wilder.

[00:19:54] Anyway.

[00:19:54] Yeah.

[00:19:55] Julian Dennison, the kid you're talking about.

[00:19:59] He's still awesome.

[00:20:01] Yeah, no, he's funny.

[00:20:02] But that was about all I enjoyed from the movie.

[00:20:05] This is one of the problems with this movie, though.

[00:20:06] Every single character that I remotely cared about, they killed off for the fact that,

[00:20:10] oh, look, we're going to kill it off because you don't expect it.

[00:20:13] Yeah.

[00:20:13] And it just ends up wrecking the movie.

[00:20:15] It does.

[00:20:16] Because all the people that were left, I couldn't give two poops about.

[00:20:19] Like Alicia Silverstone.

[00:20:21] Yeah.

[00:20:21] Why did she live in the end?

[00:20:22] And whoever the guy was who played the dad.

[00:20:25] You know the movie's in trouble when your most epic moment of the whole movie is when

[00:20:30] Fred Durst gets handed a red baseball cap and he puts it on backwards.

[00:20:33] Put it on backwards.

[00:20:34] That's like the most epic thing that happened in the entire movie.

[00:20:36] Yeah.

[00:20:37] To be honest, I actually, I found Fred Durst actually kind of funny in this.

[00:20:42] He was the only thing that did anything for me in this movie, though.

[00:20:46] Just because I didn't even realize that this guy could, didn't take himself seriously.

[00:20:51] Like, I know.

[00:20:52] Yeah, he seemed like an asshole from the movie.

[00:20:54] In the 90s, he took himself way too seriously.

[00:20:57] And now I think it's, I like the fact that the dude's matured.

[00:21:01] He can laugh at himself.

[00:21:02] He can laugh at himself.

[00:21:03] He probably realized.

[00:21:04] What a douche he was.

[00:21:06] Lighten up.

[00:21:06] He was a douche, yeah.

[00:21:07] But, yeah.

[00:21:08] Didn't you love Kyle Mooney in this, though?

[00:21:10] The director?

[00:21:11] Kyle.

[00:21:11] No, Kyle Mooney's the.

[00:21:12] He's also the director.

[00:21:14] He directed it?

[00:21:15] Yes.

[00:21:15] Yeah, Kyle Mooney directed it.

[00:21:16] Oh, my God.

[00:21:17] He wrote it, too.

[00:21:17] He was Garrett in this.

[00:21:18] Yeah.

[00:21:19] Kyle Mooney is always entertaining.

[00:21:22] But Kyle Mooney overextended himself with making this 90-minute movie.

[00:21:27] Kyle Mooney is great in short little snippets.

[00:21:31] And even in this movie, Kyle Mooney did put himself in the perfect amount of time.

[00:21:36] Yes, he did.

[00:21:36] Because if he would have been in there for five minutes longer, I would have hated him, too.

[00:21:40] Yeah.

[00:21:40] But he was actually in this for about the perfect amount of time that I was like, okay, he's

[00:21:45] still quirky and funny.

[00:21:46] I'm still digging it.

[00:21:48] But that would have wore thin if he was in any more.

[00:21:51] Five more minutes.

[00:21:52] If he was in five more.

[00:21:53] So he picked the right time for that.

[00:21:55] He really did.

[00:21:55] But this, yeah, my whole problem with this movie was, well, there's many problems with

[00:22:00] this movie.

[00:22:00] Oh, there's a lot of problems.

[00:22:01] But the biggest problem with this movie was literally anyone I cared about, they killed

[00:22:05] off way before the end of the movie, like towards the middle of the movie.

[00:22:10] I liked it.

[00:22:11] And it was a very schizophrenic movie.

[00:22:13] It started out as this weird house party and then midnight hit.

[00:22:15] And that's when it really fell apart.

[00:22:17] It wasn't that bad when it was in can't hardly wait territory.

[00:22:22] It really wasn't.

[00:22:24] It got bad when we counted down to zero and it was a year 2000.

[00:22:30] And then it was just, yeah.

[00:22:33] And then it was just obscure, some obscure references that Kyle Mooney's just like giggling

[00:22:39] while he's shooting them.

[00:22:40] I guarantee that other people, some people are going to get and some people are going

[00:22:45] to not get at all.

[00:22:46] Like the three main co-stars weren't even alive when this movie was supposed to be set.

[00:22:51] Like they didn't get.

[00:22:52] Murray, they can't be because they're playing teenagers in the year 2000.

[00:22:56] What are you talking about?

[00:22:58] Is they didn't get the references and he threw me anyway.

[00:23:01] Well, I'm sure they were all explained to them.

[00:23:04] But yeah.

[00:23:04] And you know what?

[00:23:05] The other thing that makes me rage is there's actually someone that's actually known as the

[00:23:09] Kid Leroy.

[00:23:10] Who is this idiot?

[00:23:11] I don't know.

[00:23:12] That's the credit.

[00:23:14] He played Soccer Chris.

[00:23:15] The Kid Leroy?

[00:23:16] Yeah, Soccer Chris.

[00:23:17] What the hell is that?

[00:23:19] I don't know.

[00:23:20] Anyways, this movie was awful.

[00:23:22] Alicia Silverstone is enough to make me rage altogether.

[00:23:25] But why are we killing off Farkas?

[00:23:28] I liked Farkas.

[00:23:29] Farkas was a dick.

[00:23:30] But Farkas was at least entertaining.

[00:23:34] I liked Danny.

[00:23:36] Danny was awesome.

[00:23:38] Killed off Danny.

[00:23:39] Nice.

[00:23:40] You know what?

[00:23:41] Soccer Chris, at least he had a role.

[00:23:44] He was the antagonist in this.

[00:23:46] Let's just kill him off the tube.

[00:23:48] So we got no conflict with anything but these stupid machines.

[00:23:52] I hated this movie.

[00:23:54] And Fred Durst.

[00:23:54] And you know what?

[00:23:55] Fred Durst.

[00:23:55] Fred, that's the problem with this movie.

[00:23:57] The best part of this movie is Fred Durst for me.

[00:24:00] He's a musician.

[00:24:01] And that's an issue.

[00:24:02] Because Fred Durst should not be the best part of anything.

[00:24:05] He was the best actor in the whole movie.

[00:24:07] That's the scary part.

[00:24:09] At any rate, I did not like this.

[00:24:11] I felt bad for Tim Heidecker for being in this and having to play Alicia Silverstone's

[00:24:16] husband.

[00:24:17] I mean, that's all I know.

[00:24:18] Hopefully you didn't have to place her in it.

[00:24:20] But yeah, this was god awful.

[00:24:22] This was a total rage.

[00:24:24] Of course it was.

[00:24:24] It was just garbage.

[00:24:26] A total waste of time.

[00:24:27] And I feel sad because I know there was a good movie in this.

[00:24:31] But Kyle Mooney just went off the deep end once it hit the year 2000.

[00:24:35] And going off the deep end is good if it's entertaining.

[00:24:38] But not if it's just not.

[00:24:40] Just not.

[00:24:41] I didn't mind it.

[00:24:43] It was awful.

[00:24:44] Oh, man.

[00:24:44] For me.

[00:24:45] Oh, yeah.

[00:24:46] There was still parts in there I thought was great.

[00:24:48] No, I mean, some of the kills were actually pretty good.

[00:24:50] Yeah.

[00:24:50] The kills were fun.

[00:24:52] Especially.

[00:24:52] This was another too little, too late.

[00:24:54] And the video story, dude, it was awesome.

[00:24:55] Just like Getaway.

[00:24:56] It was too little, too late.

[00:24:57] Yeah.

[00:24:57] And it wasn't too little for me.

[00:25:00] Yeah, well.

[00:25:00] It was too little and too late.

[00:25:02] All right, then.

[00:25:03] All right.

[00:25:03] Well, so let's just do a quick recap here.

[00:25:06] You said I think you got the first one right.

[00:25:09] Yeah.

[00:25:09] And you got the second one right.

[00:25:11] You're batting 1,000, I believe.

[00:25:12] I think I went double rage on this one.

[00:25:14] No, you went marriage, didn't you?

[00:25:16] Yeah.

[00:25:17] You said Jim.

[00:25:18] I think we'll man.

[00:25:19] Either way, I'm batting 1,000.

[00:25:21] You are.

[00:25:23] Except we're at werewolves.

[00:25:25] What did you say for werewolves?

[00:25:27] I think I had double rage for that one, too.

[00:25:29] Okay.

[00:25:29] That's interesting.

[00:25:30] Yeah, that is.

[00:25:31] I can't remember.

[00:25:32] I didn't write it down.

[00:25:33] Especially since Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.

[00:25:35] Yes.

[00:25:35] I did notice that.

[00:25:36] My brother could never get his name right.

[00:25:38] He's always Diamond Joe Phillips.

[00:25:40] I'm like, dude, that's not his name.

[00:25:41] That's a different person.

[00:25:42] That's a different person completely.

[00:25:44] My buddy Lou, who I met this year.

[00:25:46] I know.

[00:25:46] You're in love with Lou Diamond Phillips.

[00:25:47] I love the Lou.

[00:25:48] I watched La Bamba recently.

[00:25:49] Yeah.

[00:25:57] Okay.

[00:25:57] So we have a lot of mashups from this week.

[00:26:01] I don't even know what that is.

[00:26:01] Imagine the purge.

[00:26:02] What the hell was this?

[00:26:03] But instead of people taking out their purge on society.

[00:26:08] I'm trying to figure out your explanation of this.

[00:26:10] To get their anger out.

[00:26:12] Right.

[00:26:12] They are werewolves.

[00:26:13] It's like the purge, but they release werewolves.

[00:26:15] But they release werewolves instead.

[00:26:17] But not just werewolves, sometimes smart werewolves.

[00:26:23] Okay.

[00:26:24] In a universe created to appear like a badly produced made for TV movie with B and C, and

[00:26:33] I may even say D, list TV actors.

[00:26:37] Okay.

[00:26:38] And the world is supposed to be-

[00:26:40] I didn't even recognize anybody except for Lou Diamond Phillips and Frank Gorillo.

[00:26:43] Well, there's a couple other B and C and D TV actors.

[00:26:46] Never.

[00:26:46] I don't know.

[00:26:46] I don't know.

[00:26:47] So the world is supposed to be shut down overnight because the super moon will turn

[00:26:54] you into a werewolf.

[00:26:55] So they shut down emergency services.

[00:26:58] Right.

[00:26:58] But you can still take a bus to work.

[00:27:00] Did you notice that?

[00:27:01] Yes.

[00:27:03] Wasn't that cool?

[00:27:04] It's like, you know what?

[00:27:04] That doesn't make any sense, Jeff.

[00:27:06] Thank God that, you know, the emergency services, I can't go to the hospital or put out a fire.

[00:27:13] But I can hop on the bus.

[00:27:14] But I can hop on a bus and go for a ride on a bus.

[00:27:16] Yeah.

[00:27:17] That made complete sense.

[00:27:19] Um, maybe, maybe.

[00:27:21] That didn't really actually.

[00:27:22] If you were to actually really analyze that, Jim, that actually makes no sense whatsoever.

[00:27:27] Exactly.

[00:27:28] Exactly.

[00:27:29] Exactly.

[00:27:30] Those are rescued every single time by luck and happenstance.

[00:27:35] And wolves, who I'm sure do most of their hunting by way of smell, can't smell anything.

[00:27:42] No.

[00:27:43] Even if they're hiding around a corner.

[00:27:45] Yeah.

[00:27:45] And, you know, army peeps can't kill them.

[00:27:50] Um, but our heroes carry, I think, and I don't know anything about guns.

[00:27:54] So I could be wrong here.

[00:27:56] But either a BB gun or maybe a 22.

[00:28:00] Those guns that they were carrying around were definitely not bigger than a 22.

[00:28:05] I'm guessing BB gun.

[00:28:07] It's like a hunting gun for kids, basically.

[00:28:08] Yeah.

[00:28:09] It was like a BB gun.

[00:28:10] I swear.

[00:28:10] So, you know, they can't kill these things with like submachine guns and, and Gatling guns.

[00:28:17] They shooting at them.

[00:28:18] Don't silver bullets still work?

[00:28:19] Who knows?

[00:28:20] That, that didn't come up.

[00:28:21] I don't think so.

[00:28:22] They're supposed to follow the rules.

[00:28:24] Yeah.

[00:28:25] Well, this is, these are different.

[00:28:27] These are super moon.

[00:28:28] This is, yeah, this is super moon werewolves.

[00:28:31] They're different.

[00:28:31] Yeah.

[00:28:32] And noise.

[00:28:32] So, uh, I think it tracks them like a dinner bell.

[00:28:36] I think that's the phrase they use, but sometimes, and don't forget when a werewolf attacks, it

[00:28:43] usually rips you apart.

[00:28:45] Like instantly.

[00:28:46] Oh, except if you're one of our heroes and our hero slash scientist last army dude, hero

[00:28:54] sets up to protect his family, making an impenetrable force that no one can get.

[00:29:02] And then he leaves his family with maybe, and I'm saying maybe 12 bullets.

[00:29:09] And then she has four left and she thought, well, you know what I should do?

[00:29:15] I should shoot at the wall and ceiling because I probably will hit a werewolf that should kill

[00:29:22] it.

[00:29:23] The, the wall or the ceiling.

[00:29:25] But then she ran out of bullets because you know, her brother-in-law left her maybe 12.

[00:29:31] You know, you're going to be in a war against werewolves tonight, but here's 12 bullets.

[00:29:37] That's all you'll need.

[00:29:38] And finally, our hero turned werewolf.

[00:29:41] He has enough man memory to kill another bad werewolf, but can't remember if he should

[00:29:47] or should not kill his family or did he?

[00:29:50] I don't know.

[00:29:51] I don't know.

[00:29:52] So I started out kind of thinking this was like the purge and kind of ends kind of like

[00:29:58] an 80s Sylvester Stallone or Arnie movie.

[00:30:00] All in all, this lore slash universe they created was completely ridiculous.

[00:30:07] The FX and it was just horrible.

[00:30:10] And it was more like made, made up for TV quality at best.

[00:30:15] And ultimately I felt this was almost so bad.

[00:30:18] It was good because I was laughing at it so much.

[00:30:21] How terrible it was.

[00:30:22] I wish I was laughing at it.

[00:30:23] But no, this was not so funny.

[00:30:27] It was horrible.

[00:30:28] It was just a horrible, horrible, horrible rage.

[00:30:33] Werewolves was, I'm like, what?

[00:30:35] Like what the actual fuck was this movie?

[00:30:39] It was so horrible.

[00:30:41] And I got a couple of things to unpack.

[00:30:43] Yeah.

[00:30:43] So at the beginning of this movie, the next door neighbor is like, he's like, refers to

[00:30:48] him as like Sarge or something like that.

[00:30:49] Like he's got military background, obviously.

[00:30:52] So he's a military guy, but he's also a molecular biologist.

[00:30:56] Yes.

[00:30:56] Okay.

[00:30:57] Yeah.

[00:30:57] And I'm supposed to buy that Frank Grillo is a molecular biologist.

[00:31:02] Totally.

[00:31:02] Totally.

[00:31:03] He looks, he looks totally like a, he looks like a biologist.

[00:31:07] It's like, but muscle.

[00:31:08] There's your first problem.

[00:31:09] I'm sorry.

[00:31:10] I don't buy Frank Grillo as a molecular biologist.

[00:31:14] He was a science army dude.

[00:31:16] He's a sciencey army dude.

[00:31:19] I, I don't understand anything that was going on in this movie.

[00:31:23] It, it, nothing really made a whole lot of sense.

[00:31:25] I guess they, what did they spray him with some sort of moon screen?

[00:31:29] Yes.

[00:31:30] So, so, so that the moon wouldn't affect them, but it only lasts a little while.

[00:31:36] And then they turn into werewolves anyways.

[00:31:39] Well, so here's the, here's the actual juice here.

[00:31:43] Oh, there's juice.

[00:31:44] There's a super moon.

[00:31:45] Yeah.

[00:31:46] That turns everybody that it touches.

[00:31:48] Everybody in the, on the planet.

[00:31:49] On the planet.

[00:31:50] Everybody who's outside.

[00:31:51] Into werewolves.

[00:31:52] It just turns them into werewolves.

[00:31:53] Without being bitten.

[00:31:54] Without being bitten.

[00:31:55] No nothing.

[00:31:55] Because it's a super.

[00:31:56] That's some good science.

[00:31:58] I don't know.

[00:31:58] It's a super moon.

[00:31:59] It's a super moon though.

[00:32:00] Yeah.

[00:32:00] And that's what super moons do apparently.

[00:32:03] Yes.

[00:32:04] Regular moons, no problem.

[00:32:06] But when the super moon comes up.

[00:32:08] That's right.

[00:32:08] Is this a different moon?

[00:32:09] Like I don't even understand.

[00:32:10] It's super.

[00:32:11] Do they look different?

[00:32:12] What is wrong with you?

[00:32:13] I understand it's a super moon.

[00:32:15] It's super.

[00:32:16] But where did the super moon come?

[00:32:17] Did it go in like front of the regular moon?

[00:32:20] No, it's just super.

[00:32:21] What makes it super?

[00:32:22] There is only one moon.

[00:32:23] It's science.

[00:32:24] There's no science though.

[00:32:26] It's super moon magic.

[00:32:28] How many times do I have to tell you?

[00:32:29] You can explain anything away with movie.

[00:32:32] I didn't realize it was super moon magic.

[00:32:35] Yeah.

[00:32:36] I feel stupid now.

[00:32:38] You should.

[00:32:38] I think maybe I need to.

[00:32:39] Maybe this movie is pretty good.

[00:32:41] I need to watch it again.

[00:32:42] I need to watch this with fresh eyes now that I know that it's super moon magic.

[00:32:47] Yes.

[00:32:47] That makes them turn into werewolves.

[00:32:49] You get it.

[00:32:51] So the regular moon doesn't do anything to them.

[00:32:54] No.

[00:32:54] Well, I don't know.

[00:32:55] We just knew this was a super moon.

[00:32:57] But we just knew it was a super moon.

[00:32:58] Correct.

[00:32:58] But we don't know what makes it a super moon, right?

[00:33:00] No.

[00:33:01] It's magic.

[00:33:02] We just accept it.

[00:33:03] It's moon magic.

[00:33:04] It's just moon magic.

[00:33:17] It's moon magic.

[00:33:18] Is this something that was going to.

[00:33:20] It seemed like it was just one night.

[00:33:22] It did seem like it was only super for this one night.

[00:33:25] But it has happened before.

[00:33:27] But it was years ago.

[00:33:28] So every now and then the moon becomes super.

[00:33:32] Correct.

[00:33:32] And then people turn into werewolves.

[00:33:34] Unless they're wearing the moon screen, the spray.

[00:33:38] Yeah.

[00:33:39] And then they can avoid it for like an hour.

[00:33:41] That's correct.

[00:33:41] And then just get into your basement.

[00:33:43] But what I don't know, the thing that was the most confusing was that.

[00:33:47] Because I'm pretty confused right now.

[00:33:49] I know.

[00:33:51] I was too.

[00:33:52] But what I'm thinking, I'm thinking this is what happened.

[00:33:55] Okay.

[00:33:56] So because there was some talk in the movie that if it's your first time, like you're

[00:34:02] a virgin super moon werewolf.

[00:34:04] Right.

[00:34:05] That means something.

[00:34:06] So I don't know.

[00:34:07] What does it mean?

[00:34:08] I guess this is my guess.

[00:34:09] Okay.

[00:34:10] Is that if you've been super moon werewolf.

[00:34:13] Right.

[00:34:13] Then when the regular moon comes out, maybe you turn into a werewolf.

[00:34:19] No.

[00:34:20] Because then everybody would have been turning into werewolves.

[00:34:23] Because the whole world was under the super moon.

[00:34:27] No, no, no.

[00:34:27] Because Grillo Cakes and what's her slut also didn't.

[00:34:34] Grillo Cakes and what's her slut.

[00:34:36] Yeah.

[00:34:36] The two heroes.

[00:34:37] I think they're the heroes.

[00:34:39] Are they the heroes?

[00:34:40] Was there a hero?

[00:34:41] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:34:43] But they would never turn.

[00:34:45] They never got hit by the super moon because they were science-y people.

[00:34:50] Okay.

[00:34:51] You're making this even more confusing for me.

[00:34:53] Long story short, this was a total freaking rage.

[00:34:56] I hate Frank Grillo.

[00:34:57] I don't know why you have a career there, mister.

[00:35:02] The fact that Lou Diamond Phillips was in this made me sad for him.

[00:35:07] I hated it.

[00:35:08] I hated everything about it.

[00:35:10] It was poorly acted.

[00:35:11] The special effects were god-alphed.

[00:35:13] These werewolves looked terrible.

[00:35:15] Yeah, they did.

[00:35:15] And nothing even made sense.

[00:35:17] It was just one big, huh?

[00:35:20] The whole time I'm going, huh?

[00:35:22] Yeah, me too.

[00:35:23] It's like, wait, what?

[00:35:25] But if that happened, shouldn't this happen?

[00:35:27] No.

[00:35:28] Something else happened.

[00:35:28] Like, what?

[00:35:29] Okay, so I have a question for you.

[00:35:31] All right.

[00:35:31] Because again, we have no clue about any of this.

[00:35:34] I'm putting in heavy quotes, werewolf magic.

[00:35:36] Yeah.

[00:35:37] Or moon magic.

[00:35:38] Moon magic.

[00:35:38] But think about it this way.

[00:35:40] Okay.

[00:35:40] So all these people are hiding in their houses.

[00:35:43] Right.

[00:35:43] And doing a bad job, you know, keeping the werewolves out.

[00:35:47] Right.

[00:35:47] Why wouldn't everybody just go outside, turn into a werewolf, and then there wouldn't be

[00:35:52] any need for anybody to be attacked?

[00:35:54] There you go.

[00:35:55] Right?

[00:35:55] Like, they would just, what would they do?

[00:35:56] They'd just walk down the street.

[00:35:58] Well, Frank Gorilla was a werewolf, and he attacked his neighbors.

[00:36:01] Yeah, but that's because there was a battle between them, because that guy was trying

[00:36:05] to kill his family.

[00:36:06] That's why, right?

[00:36:08] I'm guessing.

[00:36:08] So you're thinking if his family was also werewolves, then they'd just walk around going,

[00:36:14] the werewolves didn't fight each other.

[00:36:16] Right?

[00:36:17] They'd wrestle with each other.

[00:36:18] They might not even.

[00:36:19] They might just skip merrily.

[00:36:20] They might not.

[00:36:21] They go outside.

[00:36:22] You change into a werewolf.

[00:36:23] Go back in and start watching television.

[00:36:25] Oh.

[00:36:26] Right?

[00:36:27] That would have been a better movie, Jim.

[00:36:29] But don't you think that, like, when you think about it.

[00:36:32] I could watch that movie.

[00:36:34] Yes.

[00:36:34] And that would have made sense.

[00:36:35] This movie is unwatchable.

[00:36:36] That would have made sense, wouldn't it?

[00:36:38] You think about it, and you're like, oh, I better not turn into a werewolf.

[00:36:41] It's like, does everybody turn?

[00:36:42] Yes.

[00:36:43] I like it.

[00:36:43] It would have made so much more sense.

[00:36:44] Although they all had weird, like, stuff happen to them, though, didn't it?

[00:36:48] Like, when they turned into a werewolf, they weren't the same?

[00:36:50] They were just, they got to wear clothes.

[00:36:53] Remember?

[00:36:54] They had clothes, too?

[00:36:56] Yeah.

[00:36:56] So, if, you know, say I turned into a werewolf, Murray, and I was wearing clothes,

[00:37:01] then you'd be wearing the clothes when you turned into a werewolf.

[00:37:03] So gripply muscles wouldn't rip the shirt.

[00:37:05] No, you know, well, sometimes, but sometimes not.

[00:37:09] Sometimes you're wearing a bulletproof vest, and you're still wearing it when you're a werewolf.

[00:37:14] Yeah, that sounds pretty bad.

[00:37:15] And so, you know, sometimes your shirt's too tight, but your pants aren't too tight,

[00:37:20] especially if you're wearing jeans, because, you know, jeans can stretch, like, 27 times bigger.

[00:37:26] Yeah, this was awful.

[00:37:30] Please, please, if you're listening, don't watch werewolves.

[00:37:33] Do not see werewolves.

[00:37:33] It's not even a fun movie to point and laugh at as Jim.

[00:37:38] It's just awful.

[00:37:39] It was horrible.

[00:37:40] I just couldn't get over how horrible it was.

[00:37:43] Oh, man.

[00:37:44] So, let's recap.

[00:37:45] Rage.

[00:37:46] Yep.

[00:37:46] Rage.

[00:37:47] Yep.

[00:37:47] Rage.

[00:37:48] Yeah, it was a full-on rage.

[00:37:49] Imagine my surprise.

[00:37:51] Yes, I was quite angry this weekend.

[00:37:53] Yes, I was quite angry.

[00:37:56] Well, you know what?

[00:37:57] I can see rightfully so, although.

[00:37:59] These were awful.

[00:38:00] Every movie this week was awful.

[00:38:02] And it's weird.

[00:38:03] We have a double dose of Disney next week.

[00:38:05] Oh, well, then things are looking up.

[00:38:07] Things are looking up.

[00:38:09] Actually, we don't have them.

[00:38:10] Well, the week after.

[00:38:10] Yeah, we do.

[00:38:11] The week after.

[00:38:12] Next week is, isn't it?

[00:38:13] No, it's just two things next week.

[00:38:15] Yeah.

[00:38:15] Only one of them is Disney.

[00:38:16] No, I mean, like, a week from now.

[00:38:19] Oh, the other one.

[00:38:21] Okay, yeah, yeah.

[00:38:21] No, the other one is a Sony Marvel thing, which is going to tank.

[00:38:26] Well, that's Disney.

[00:38:28] Yeah.

[00:38:28] Technically, no, but yeah.

[00:38:30] Isn't it?

[00:38:30] Marvel is, but Sony is still in it.

[00:38:32] Oh, Sony's still in it?

[00:38:33] I thought Sony was like.

[00:38:34] They got all these rights.

[00:38:35] Sony has made so many bad movies this week.

[00:38:37] This week?

[00:38:38] This year?

[00:38:38] This year, this month?

[00:38:39] I mean, Madam Web.

[00:38:42] Yeah, I hate it, Madam Web.

[00:38:42] The last Venom.

[00:38:43] I like the last Venom.

[00:38:44] Yeah, you're dumb.

[00:38:46] Yeah, I can't believe you gave the last Venom a man.

[00:38:48] This one's going to be terrible, too.

[00:38:49] And you gave, so you get away.

[00:38:51] I am just waiting for Nosferatu.

[00:38:55] Yeah.

[00:38:55] That's my Christmas treat to myself.

[00:38:57] All right.

[00:39:01] All right.

[00:39:03] There are no lyrics in this song.

[00:39:05] There is no lyrics in this song.

[00:39:07] Yeah.

[00:39:07] Boop-a-doop-boop.

[00:39:09] That's not a lyric.

[00:39:11] That's Anamanapia.

[00:39:13] That's being Anupalupa.

[00:39:14] That's Anamanapia, buddy.

[00:39:16] All right.

[00:39:17] I love this song.

[00:39:18] I have another early holiday treat for you this week.

[00:39:21] What?

[00:39:22] I could use some.

[00:39:23] As you know.

[00:39:24] You're not going to like this one.

[00:39:25] Oh, good.

[00:39:26] As you know, I have a lot of time on my hands.

[00:39:29] He does.

[00:39:30] As luck would have it, I found a Ryan Reynolds film I haven't seen yet.

[00:39:35] What?

[00:39:36] That list is actually getting pretty short because I will always watch a movie with Rye Rye in it,

[00:39:41] no matter how bad it is.

[00:39:41] I wish that my list was long.

[00:39:43] This time.

[00:39:44] But I've seen them all.

[00:39:47] It's foolproof.

[00:39:48] Yeah.

[00:39:49] I've seen.

[00:39:49] Oh, my God.

[00:39:50] I know you've seen it.

[00:39:51] That is.

[00:39:52] Because it came out in theaters.

[00:39:54] There is bad Ryan Reynolds movies and then there's foolproof.

[00:39:59] Foolproof.

[00:39:59] This 2003 film appears to be 100% Canadian.

[00:40:04] Yep.

[00:40:05] As I was watching it, it seemed to be a Canadian Ocean's Eleven without the casinos or the Hollywood

[00:40:12] Bradpacks.

[00:40:13] Wow.

[00:40:14] In case you haven't seen it, it centers around a group of three friends who spend their time

[00:40:20] planning fake heists.

[00:40:22] Mm-hmm.

[00:40:23] Sounds foolproof.

[00:40:24] And breaking into secure buildings, in theory.

[00:40:27] Mm-hmm.

[00:40:28] It's all fun and games until a real criminal breaks into their place and steals their plans.

[00:40:34] Oh.

[00:40:34] How ironic is that?

[00:40:36] That's so ironic.

[00:40:36] Then they pull off a real robbery, the criminals do.

[00:40:40] Our intrepid crew are then blackmailed into pulling a real job for this sleazeball.

[00:40:47] Mm-hmm.

[00:40:47] Uh, yeah, okay, it's Canadian and it's a heist movie.

[00:40:51] I just know you two probably hated it.

[00:40:53] Oh, you aren't, you ain't just a whistling Dixie there, mister.

[00:40:57] There's so much Dixie you're whistling.

[00:40:58] This was the biggest release for Canadian film at the time.

[00:41:02] It had a marketing budget of $2 million.

[00:41:05] What?

[00:41:05] Yes, they spent the big bucks.

[00:41:07] Needless to say, it did not make its money back.

[00:41:10] No.

[00:41:10] Go figure.

[00:41:11] Because it's for all that.

[00:41:11] Of course, it wasn't Ryan Reynolds' finest work, but it wasn't half bad either.

[00:41:17] What's in it?

[00:41:17] Ry-Ry was charming as hell.

[00:41:19] Kristen Booth was a cutie patootie.

[00:41:22] And they had some lame-o around for a comic relief.

[00:41:25] Mm.

[00:41:25] Also had that guy from Cube in it.

[00:41:28] Mm, the Cube guy.

[00:41:29] Who I met.

[00:41:31] There were a few twists and turns, and you're not sure who to trust and who's playing who.

[00:41:37] I could never give a Ryan Reynolds movie a rage, but it sure as hell wasn't a mondo either.

[00:41:43] Mm.

[00:41:44] Uh, it was a middle-of-the-road, low-budget Canadian meh.

[00:41:49] Uh, and yeah, because it was on TV and I watched it.

[00:41:52] There's nothing else to do.

[00:41:53] Fair enough.

[00:41:54] It's horrible.

[00:41:55] It is not good.

[00:41:57] I'm not disagreeing, but I liked Ry-Ry, so I'll watch anything.

[00:42:02] Temperature rising.

[00:42:05] Vision blurring.

[00:42:08] Rage taking over.

[00:42:17] Is this your sound effect guy this week?

[00:42:19] Yes, he must have.

[00:42:20] Maybe he was watching, um, what's that?

[00:42:23] It's a Steve Guttenberg movie.

[00:42:25] Police Academy?

[00:42:27] Police Academy?

[00:42:27] I'm watching too much Police Academy?

[00:42:29] Yeah.

[00:42:29] Maybe.

[00:42:31] Wichoo!

[00:42:32] Pew pew!

[00:42:34] That's one of those movies when I was like eight.

[00:42:37] I thought it was hilarious.

[00:42:38] I have the box set.

[00:42:39] There you go.

[00:42:40] It is not good.

[00:42:42] It's so awesome.

[00:42:43] Wayne Gresge's wife was one of those.

[00:42:43] Although I will say for some reason the first, what is it, Police Academy 2 when Zed shows

[00:42:49] up.

[00:42:49] Zed was a two.

[00:42:49] Yeah.

[00:42:50] I found Zed funny for some reason.

[00:42:52] Zed's awesome.

[00:42:52] Zed was awesome.

[00:42:54] Bobcat.

[00:42:55] It's the best.

[00:42:55] So was a little guy from SNL.

[00:42:57] Yeah.

[00:42:57] Anyways, what's your rage, Jim?

[00:42:59] Oh, okay.

[00:43:00] So I kind of want to share.

[00:43:03] So, man, I should have planned this better.

[00:43:07] But there's a new release for a trailer for 28 years later.

[00:43:16] Okay.

[00:43:17] This trailer is fucking incredible.

[00:43:20] It is the best trailer that's ever been made.

[00:43:23] Okay.

[00:43:24] And I kind of wanted to just play it on our podcast.

[00:43:28] Yeah.

[00:43:28] People can go watch it, Jim.

[00:43:29] Yeah.

[00:43:30] Go watch it.

[00:43:31] It came out within the last day or two.

[00:43:33] I haven't seen it.

[00:43:34] It'll be on YouTube.

[00:43:35] So, yeah, it's on YouTube.

[00:43:36] I posted it on our socials.

[00:43:38] So if you follow us, just go check it out.

[00:43:42] So as I went to go look up, because I thought, you know, it's about time we should be getting

[00:43:47] another trailer.

[00:43:48] Uh-huh.

[00:43:51] And as I was looking.

[00:43:52] I don't know where this is going.

[00:43:54] Oh, I know you don't.

[00:43:55] I don't either.

[00:43:55] But it's coming.

[00:43:56] Okay.

[00:43:57] So as I was searching for it, it just so happened to link me to some other things that are coming

[00:44:03] out.

[00:44:03] Of course.

[00:44:04] Oh, yeah.

[00:44:04] In the next year.

[00:44:05] So this is just a small taste.

[00:44:08] I actually...

[00:44:09] Here's a small taste.

[00:44:11] That was almost going to be my rage, actually.

[00:44:13] That's usually what I do every year.

[00:44:14] The small taste of what has started to build my rage.

[00:44:19] Because some of these movies are perfect movies the way they are.

[00:44:23] They don't need to be redone.

[00:44:25] They don't need a part two.

[00:44:26] They don't need anything.

[00:44:28] They need to leave them in the past where they're perfect.

[00:44:31] Number one.

[00:44:32] Yeah.

[00:44:32] Nightclub 2.

[00:44:33] Number two.

[00:44:34] The Accountant 2.

[00:44:35] I Am Legend 2.

[00:44:36] Karate Kid Legends.

[00:44:38] Avatar 3.

[00:44:39] With Jackie and Daniel.

[00:44:41] Jurassic World Rebirth.

[00:44:44] Yep.

[00:44:44] Tron Aries.

[00:44:46] The last fucking Tron movies have been horrible.

[00:44:49] Five Nights at Freddy's 2.

[00:44:52] Why?

[00:44:52] Nobody 2.

[00:44:53] Why?

[00:44:54] Now You See Me 3.

[00:44:56] No!

[00:44:56] Saw 11.

[00:44:58] Megan 2.

[00:45:00] Yeah.

[00:45:00] And the most highly anticipated of all of them, which I don't know how Bryce is going to

[00:45:06] pull out of his ass this curve or not.

[00:45:09] Yeah.

[00:45:09] Because the original was so horrible.

[00:45:12] Okay.

[00:45:12] It's unwatchable.

[00:45:14] It's Greenland 2.

[00:45:15] Oh, no!

[00:45:15] Or also known as Greenland Migration.

[00:45:19] And that never even got a theatrical release.

[00:45:22] So we saw it on streaming.

[00:45:24] We sure did.

[00:45:25] Yes.

[00:45:26] And we watched it because we couldn't go.

[00:45:28] Oh, Gerard Butler, why do you do this to us?

[00:45:32] Like, that was just a taste.

[00:45:34] I could have gone down a rabbit hole.

[00:45:36] Hey, man.

[00:45:37] Don't forget.

[00:45:38] Coming in January, more Gerard Butler with Den of Thieves 2.

[00:45:41] 2.

[00:45:42] Yes.

[00:45:42] That's right.

[00:45:43] Murray actually saw the trailer when we were out.

[00:45:45] Yeah.

[00:45:45] I'm like, this is a sequel?

[00:45:47] There was a one?

[00:45:48] There was a one.

[00:45:49] I love Gerard Butler, but I don't remember that movie.

[00:45:51] Yeah.

[00:45:51] Well, I do.

[00:45:53] I do too.

[00:45:54] And I'm thinking to myself.

[00:45:56] What you're saying is 2025 is going to suck just as bad as this year.

[00:45:58] You know what?

[00:45:59] It's all sequels and remakes.

[00:46:02] It is.

[00:46:02] You know, they're all about the quick cash grab now.

[00:46:06] They don't want to take a chance on anything.

[00:46:07] Well, this is exactly what it is, Murray.

[00:46:11] It's nobody's going to the cinemas anymore unless it's something they go, you know what?

[00:46:16] I like this first movie.

[00:46:17] I'll probably go because I like this movie.

[00:46:19] Case in point, last weekend, Moana 2.

[00:46:22] I'm sure for kids, it was a perfectly fine movie.

[00:46:25] It was fine.

[00:46:26] But there's no need for it.

[00:46:27] And it made like a half a billion dollars.

[00:46:30] And that's what saved the movie theaters for this month of December.

[00:46:33] But there is a need for it because otherwise Moana 3 would make no sense, Murray.

[00:46:37] Sure.

[00:46:38] What I'm saying is that movie theaters rely on these crappy sequel movies to bring in their money.

[00:46:45] They don't give a crap about the independent stuff.

[00:46:47] So there you go.

[00:46:48] You know what?

[00:46:50] I'm going to put a positive spin on it, though.

[00:46:52] All right.

[00:46:53] Is that number one.

[00:46:54] Isn't Dune 3 coming out?

[00:46:56] Yeah.

[00:46:56] It's not coming out soon enough, I can tell you that.

[00:47:00] Yes.

[00:47:01] That's all I need.

[00:47:02] Number one.

[00:47:04] Now you made me lose my train of thought.

[00:47:06] Yeah, well, that's not too hard.

[00:47:07] Dune 3, Dune 3, Dune 3.

[00:47:08] You're not getting any younger there, Jim.

[00:47:10] Yeah.

[00:47:11] The positive thing about it is that we're still getting independent films because they're putting these crappy others.

[00:47:18] Yeah.

[00:47:18] They can afford the independent stuff because this crap comes at theaters, too.

[00:47:22] So it pays the salaries of their employees.

[00:47:24] I guess.

[00:47:25] Maybe.

[00:47:27] All right, then.

[00:47:35] Hey, so I might go to the theater on Monday night.

[00:47:51] And initially, I don't know what the hell's going on because I get there and they've got these like little things to make you line up.

[00:47:59] Right.

[00:47:59] They got the little things.

[00:48:00] Yeah, those things.

[00:48:01] So they've got them set up completely so that they're going back and forth across the whole bloody lobby.

[00:48:07] So we are spilling out into like you're going through the whole thing and we're spilling out.

[00:48:12] And I'm like, what is going on?

[00:48:13] What is everybody here for?

[00:48:15] What's this lineup?

[00:48:16] I still don't.

[00:48:17] I have no idea what they were there for.

[00:48:18] It was werewolves.

[00:48:19] It was probably.

[00:48:20] Well, it wasn't werewolves, Jim, because werewolves I saw by myself.

[00:48:25] Y2K I saw with three other people.

[00:48:27] So it wasn't the movies I was going to.

[00:48:30] So I'm still utterly confused.

[00:48:32] But that's not my rage.

[00:48:33] My rage is werewolves and Y2K happened to be both in Cinema 6.

[00:48:39] Y2K at 7.

[00:48:41] Werewolves at like 940 or something.

[00:48:43] Right.

[00:48:44] So I'm sitting there watching in the theater of Y2K and there's this weird shadow on the screen that's cutting off about probably about 12% of the screen, 12, 15% of the screen.

[00:48:55] And it's kind of this weird angle thing.

[00:48:57] It's almost as if like someone, I don't know what it was.

[00:49:00] Prop something up against the projectors.

[00:49:02] Yeah.

[00:49:02] It's like something.

[00:49:03] So I'm like, okay, well, that's odd.

[00:49:05] So when I saw it, I was like, ah, you know what?

[00:49:08] Should I say something?

[00:49:09] I'm going to go say something.

[00:49:10] So I go down and I talk to the only person I could find and I tell them, okay, there's a thing.

[00:49:15] I don't know if that's going to still be there when the movie starts.

[00:49:18] They're like, oh, no, don't worry about it.

[00:49:19] It's not going to be there.

[00:49:20] Of course it was there.

[00:49:21] And I go, okay, so it's there.

[00:49:23] So that's fine.

[00:49:24] I'm like, whatever.

[00:49:25] I'm not getting up again.

[00:49:26] The movie started.

[00:49:27] It's annoying, but it's not like this movie.

[00:49:31] It's not going to take away from what I'm watching.

[00:49:33] Because what I'm watching is more annoying than that.

[00:49:36] At least that's distracting me every now and then.

[00:49:39] So that's fine.

[00:49:40] So then in between movies, I go and talk to someone else because I'm like, well, the first

[00:49:44] person idiot.

[00:49:45] So I go talk to someone else.

[00:49:46] I go, okay, look, I'm in the same cinema for the second movie.

[00:49:50] There's this weird shadow on the screen and it doesn't go away.

[00:49:54] And it was there the entire movie.

[00:49:57] Can you look into it?

[00:49:58] And can you make sure that this movie I'm about to watch doesn't have the same thing

[00:50:03] going on?

[00:50:04] They're like, absolutely, sir.

[00:50:06] Not a problem.

[00:50:06] I will.

[00:50:07] We will make sure that.

[00:50:08] I'm like, okay.

[00:50:10] Guess what, Jim?

[00:50:12] It was gone.

[00:50:12] They were so smart.

[00:50:14] You are incorrect.

[00:50:15] No.

[00:50:16] Exact same thing.

[00:50:17] It's like, what in the heck is going on?

[00:50:19] Like, does nobody tell anybody?

[00:50:20] They just like listen to you.

[00:50:22] Well, they don't.

[00:50:23] Well, they listen to you and they go, oh yeah, no problem.

[00:50:25] And then they do nothing about it.

[00:50:27] That's exactly what they do.

[00:50:28] So I was going to get up and then I was like, and then I was like, I don't, I was so comfortable.

[00:50:34] You didn't miss anything.

[00:50:35] And I was like, I don't care.

[00:50:37] Because once again, I'm watching the movie starting and I'm like, I can tell from like

[00:50:42] frame one that this is going to be awful.

[00:50:46] So werewolves was the last one.

[00:50:48] But it's like, what the hell is going on?

[00:50:50] Like you can't, two different people I complained to.

[00:50:55] Neither.

[00:50:56] So then I try to find someone after the movie to bitch about it.

[00:51:00] Places of ghost town.

[00:51:01] Of course.

[00:51:02] I could not find anybody.

[00:51:03] I'm opening doors and poking my head and going, hello.

[00:51:07] Filling your backpack.

[00:51:09] Nobody.

[00:51:10] I could have went.

[00:51:11] I could have filled my backpack.

[00:51:13] I should have went to like the concessions there.

[00:51:15] Yeah.

[00:51:15] Pop behind.

[00:51:16] You should have.

[00:51:17] Anyways, I am quite annoyed by that.

[00:51:21] And I don't understand why it's just like, what was going on?

[00:51:24] Oh, by the way.

[00:51:26] Plus I bought, I bought a recliner two in the back row.

[00:51:31] Recliner didn't work.

[00:51:32] So I had to sit in one for both.

[00:51:34] Oh no.

[00:51:35] Thank God it wasn't sold out.

[00:51:37] Yeah.

[00:51:37] Yeah.

[00:51:37] It was close.

[00:51:38] I mean, I had a private screening for werewolves and you know, there were four other people

[00:51:43] in Y2K.

[00:51:44] We were pretty much on top of each other.

[00:51:47] Oh my goodness gracious.

[00:51:49] So yeah.

[00:51:50] You know what?

[00:51:50] They probably thought to themselves, well, we got to be more concerned about what's going

[00:51:56] on with Moana 2 right now.

[00:51:57] So whatever you have to say means nothing to us.

[00:52:00] Don't give a crap about that movie.

[00:52:01] No one's going through it anyway.

[00:52:02] That's right.

[00:52:02] By the way, does that smell my dog or is that one of you guys?

[00:52:05] It's your dog.

[00:52:05] I don't know.

[00:52:06] Does he smell like poop?

[00:52:07] A little bit.

[00:52:08] A little bit.

[00:52:09] Did he step in poop?

[00:52:09] I don't know.

[00:52:11] Did you step in poop there, Baxter?

[00:52:14] Apparently he did.

[00:52:14] Or did you just come here and just let one rip?

[00:52:17] A little column A, a little column B.

[00:52:19] Well, as I mentioned before, they no longer have humans running their projectors anymore.

[00:52:24] It's all automated.

[00:52:25] So that's what you get.

[00:52:26] That's right.

[00:52:27] Nobody monitors for quality control anymore.

[00:52:29] Sounds like-

[00:52:29] Well, I don't understand how.

[00:52:30] Sounds like somebody needs to hire me.

[00:52:32] How does someone not step into the theater at some point and just take a look once?

[00:52:35] Like nobody came in.

[00:52:36] You know how you'd get that annoying person in the middle of the movie that would come

[00:52:41] and walk across the front and then turn on their little flashlight?

[00:52:45] They take the thermostat and then they come back.

[00:52:47] And then they've got their little clipboard that they check and then they walk back out.

[00:52:50] I didn't even have that so I could go, hey, can you fix this?

[00:52:55] Yep.

[00:52:55] You know what?

[00:52:56] They were doing that in Moana 2.

[00:52:58] There you go.

[00:52:59] There you go.

[00:52:59] Cineplex still does it, I think.

[00:53:01] Did you see that at Cineplex?

[00:53:02] I don't think Landmark does it.

[00:53:04] No, he's not at Landmark.

[00:53:05] Oh, really?

[00:53:05] I don't know.

[00:53:06] Anyways.

[00:53:08] I'm getting more and more frustrated with my theatrical experiences.

[00:53:12] Well, you know what?

[00:53:13] Bryce is all about the rage this week.

[00:53:14] That's right.

[00:53:14] This is fabulous.

[00:53:18] Rage subsiding.

[00:53:27] Well, we had enough rage for this week so we did not have a rage or dare.

[00:53:31] Bryce just gave up.

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[00:53:37] And Casey will be back in the new year but we've got some special stuff coming out.

[00:53:41] But over the holiday season, we'll be back next week.

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