Episode 248 - Monkey Suit Mayhem

[00:00:04] It's time to feel the rage. Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies in theaters, streaming

[00:00:11] and call as the films as well. Directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage.

[00:00:16] My name is Bryce and I'm part of the Film Rage crew which also includes Jim. Hey there

[00:00:21] Jim. Hey, hey Bryce. And also we have the Merman who seems to still be upset from like

[00:00:26] last week. He's just he is not not let go of that rage. I don't know what's going

[00:00:31] on with this guy. He used to be such a happy young man and now he's just full of rage all

[00:00:36] the time. Hey Merman. Whatever let's do it. So with the introductions out of the way,

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[00:01:02] movie rental and dare us to see a terrible film and we'll watch it if it played anywhere

[00:01:07] in a cinema in the world. It's not a kid's movie. That's right. Now let's get to raging.

[00:01:16] Amazing man lived it with the rage all the way. He predict the mundo. Well he

[00:01:28] will see the movie. I saw movies last week or maybe he'll just come swimming to you.

[00:01:40] Swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim

[00:01:47] swim. Done. Apes man man. Church movie rage rage. All right. Apes happens to be kingdom

[00:02:09] of the planet of the apes. Yep this takes place generations after war which was the

[00:02:17] conclusion of the Caesar trilogy. In this installation it looks as though we are in

[00:02:23] store for another trilogy with Noah at the center played by Owen Teague who you

[00:02:31] could barely recognize other than his extremely expressive eyes. I tell you that was one

[00:02:37] good looking ape suit. You couldn't even see the zipper and that goes for the entire

[00:02:42] cast. These were some really amazing ape suits. They look like actual apes. Yeah. Amazing.

[00:02:51] So in this apes. Apes fest. Apes fest. The planet. Hey don't interrupt me. Yeah

[00:03:03] annoying isn't it. So in this apes rule the planet and the humans are forced to

[00:03:11] live in the shadows. But we also have groups of apes that both claim to be following

[00:03:17] the teachings of the great Caesar although they seem to have interpreted his intentions

[00:03:23] differently. So we have apes taken over other ape tribes and enslaving them but

[00:03:32] the wide eyed optimist Noah refuses to cower to the will of Proximus Caesar the

[00:03:37] leader of the massed apes. He chooses to take a stand and with the help of his friends

[00:03:42] as well as an echo which is what the apes call humans the resistance is on. But what

[00:03:52] are the true intentions of the echoes and can she be trusted? This was a well developed

[00:03:59] bit of sci-fi with sympathetic characters and a story that chugged along nicely.

[00:04:05] The film brings up some timely concerns not so subtly as it kind of points out similarities

[00:04:12] between us now and the planet of the apes. Yes. Still heavy handed preaching aside the

[00:04:19] kingdom of the planet of the apes is a very very good film. It's meh. Okay. That

[00:04:28] was a story about monkeys. They're monkeys. Oh I guess maybe they're not monkeys.

[00:04:33] There's a apes. It's not a monkey. What's the difference between a monkey and a monkey?

[00:04:37] One has a tail one doesn't have a tail I don't get it. Or there's another two different

[00:04:41] species completely. Oh like did we evolve from the tail ones or did we evolve from

[00:04:46] the non tail ones? We can evolve from the non tail ones. But we also evolved from

[00:04:50] fish right? No we didn't evolve from fish at all. Is this salamander? No there's

[00:04:58] no salamander in us either Jim. What is it? It's one of those dinosaurs. No that's

[00:05:03] birds. That is also incorrect. Yes now birds came from dinosaurs you are correct sir. You

[00:05:09] probably got one right. I got something right. But you're right monkeys have tails

[00:05:14] well apes do not. Apes tend to be larger than monkeys usually have larger brains so

[00:05:19] I guess that's why we came from them. Apes also tend to live longer than monkeys.

[00:05:24] Monkeys are generally smaller than apes which are larger and have broad shoulders.

[00:05:32] What? All apes are capable of moving through trees although many species spend most of

[00:05:37] their time on the ground. Sleeping. Like gorillas in the mist with what's her face? Yeah that's

[00:05:42] an ape. Yeah cool. Alright well you know what it's not just entertainment. It's brought

[00:05:49] to you by National Geographic. That's right it's also entertaining. So this film frightens

[00:05:56] the living shit out of me and not because of what the story in this movie tells us but

[00:06:03] how it tells us. Up until now pretty much every movie that has been made using CGI aside

[00:06:12] from a James Cameron film. What? There was CGI? I thought it was ape costumes. Oh

[00:06:17] yeah maybe a CGI'd ape costumes. Oh now I'm disappointed I thought this was just

[00:06:21] the greatest makeup that's ever existed. Does it still get a man? I think he's sticking to

[00:06:27] the Walberg one. Those are monkeys those are guys in suits. It still gets a man but

[00:06:35] man I thought those were just really good ape costumes. Yeah they might have been

[00:06:38] just actual real apes maybe. Talking apes. That was his eyes though. Those were some

[00:06:43] expressive eyes there's no way that those were CGI eyes. Wait I'm going to tell

[00:06:47] you more about that. Alright so aside from James Cameron films or that crappy Adam Driver

[00:06:56] film that came out a couple of years ago about like 20,000 million years ago or

[00:07:00] whatever the hell that movie is. Which to that point that movie was the best CGI I'd

[00:07:06] ever seen and then of course you know as much as I hate every James Cameron movie

[00:07:12] I think that he is pushing forward CGI to make it better every time he does it. He has a lot of writing in the order. Yeah exactly because he

[00:07:20] thinks he knows how to write but he doesn't know how to write. Never did. So this makes me realize how easy the future will be to have CGI apes or people which means the next step is to replace regular humans in films all together. This is because the emotional

[00:07:41] connection that me and most likely everyone else who saw this in cinemas felt. You are

[00:07:47] connected to our lead character or should I say our lead zeros and ones in a way that

[00:07:55] feels the same that you would connect with a human. The CGI except for a couple of

[00:08:01] minor parts through this entire movie was brilliant. These CGI apes were so convincing

[00:08:07] and the story they spin in this is captivating and filled with a universe which started with the origin of this revised series. Now we're into number four. The attention to the culture and world that our hero Noah is a part of is a world I just kept wanting to know more and more about. And see as this is two and a half hours it flew by by mesmerizing me.

[00:08:37] technology creating a primitive world worth exploring with the CGI characters I grew to love and wish humanity back to Bryce's point would perhaps go back to. I'd love sci fi films especially when it contains apes or monkeys in any form and especially when they're smarter than humans. And this film is that I fricking loved every single second of this movie. It was two and a half hours long. I wish it was five and a half hours long. I couldn't

[00:09:07] and stop loving every single thing about this motherfucking monkey ape movie.

[00:09:12] I loved it.

[00:09:13] Loved, loved, loved, loved, loved it.

[00:09:16] And I went back and watched all the other ones.

[00:09:19] I couldn't do the Marky Mark one.

[00:09:22] No, I don't blame you.

[00:09:23] Because it's so terrible.

[00:09:24] Yeah, the first one in this series was amazing.

[00:09:28] It's brilliant.

[00:09:29] I loved it.

[00:09:30] Second one was really good.

[00:09:32] And the third one I thought was pretty amazing.

[00:09:33] See, I thought the second one was better than War.

[00:09:36] Really?

[00:09:37] Only because I didn't really dig the War.

[00:09:40] It was too much War.

[00:09:41] There was a lot of War.

[00:09:42] And I was kind of tired of the War.

[00:09:43] Although Woody Harrelson was good in the third one.

[00:09:47] In the second one, I got so drawn into what their whole world had been created

[00:09:52] to.

[00:09:53] I'd make the argument that it's one of the best trilogies ever.

[00:09:56] Yeah.

[00:09:57] Well, if you throw in quadrilogy, then absolutely.

[00:10:02] There's nothing that's got to four movies that's any better than this series, especially

[00:10:05] for sci-fi and monkey movies, slash eight movies.

[00:10:09] Yes.

[00:10:10] But this was good.

[00:10:12] I'm looking forward to five.

[00:10:14] Yeah.

[00:10:15] And that's one of the things that, heck, if I hadn't raged last week about the fact

[00:10:20] that the entire Hollywood industry is only based on remakes, redo's, and re-poop,

[00:10:27] then I would get angry.

[00:10:29] But when you got something of this...

[00:10:31] This is fresh though.

[00:10:32] This isn't just your typical reboot.

[00:10:34] It's something more.

[00:10:37] Yeah.

[00:10:38] I mean, I got some packing to do.

[00:10:42] You know what other things I loved?

[00:10:43] They had some homages to the original in this.

[00:10:46] As you're watching it, you see some of the things that you would have saw from

[00:10:50] the first movie itself, which they brought back into it, which I thought was really

[00:10:54] cool.

[00:10:57] Up high in the mountains, the baby, the music in the chase scenes, chasing down the humans.

[00:11:05] The music in this was so fantastic.

[00:11:09] You know what made me the most amused?

[00:11:12] Is the irony that Charlton Heston, Mr. NRA, that this series has become, in this

[00:11:19] particular one, was very anti-gun, very anti-vibious.

[00:11:22] Well, yeah.

[00:11:23] You know, it's funny you say that because in the original, because I went back and

[00:11:28] watched the original too.

[00:11:29] So I watched all three of the prequels and then I went back and started to think,

[00:11:33] you know what?

[00:11:34] I'm going to prove Bryce wrong and I'm going to go re-watch all the originals.

[00:11:38] I made it through half of the second one and I had to quit because it was just...

[00:11:43] It drops off after the first one.

[00:11:45] Yeah, the first one was so good.

[00:11:48] Wide-eyed young Jim thought it was wonderful.

[00:11:51] And then re-watch, I was like, oh, this is boring.

[00:11:54] Although I didn't get to the part where they're doing the hee, hee, hee with the mind dudes.

[00:12:01] Did you see that one, Murr?

[00:12:02] Did you see the whole original series?

[00:12:04] No.

[00:12:05] What?

[00:12:06] They probably showed it on TV.

[00:12:07] It looks stupid.

[00:12:08] Is it the whole thing about monkeys?

[00:12:09] The only apes I ever liked are the ones in space balls.

[00:12:11] Oh, space balls.

[00:12:12] Was there apes in space balls?

[00:12:13] Yes, there was.

[00:12:14] I don't even remember.

[00:12:15] I'm pretty sure it was the same outfits too.

[00:12:17] Oh, they just pour on corneas.

[00:12:20] No, when they crashed the space ball one on the planet at the end of the movie.

[00:12:25] The two apes come riding up on horses and say, oh shit, space balls.

[00:12:30] That's right.

[00:12:31] The only apes I liked.

[00:12:32] Nice.

[00:12:33] Well, I like all ape movies.

[00:12:34] Apparently not as much as I used to on the older ones.

[00:12:38] Yeah, well, such is life.

[00:12:40] You know what?

[00:12:41] I love me this new ape series.

[00:12:43] That's all I'm going to say.

[00:12:44] Yeah, it's been great.

[00:12:46] Well, we got to see a movie called Not Another Church Movie.

[00:12:52] Not Another Church Movie.

[00:12:53] Yeah.

[00:12:54] So Jamie Foxx.

[00:12:55] Starring Mickey Rourke.

[00:12:56] No, it did not star Mickey Rourke.

[00:13:00] It had Mickey Rourke.

[00:13:01] We missed her being punched in the face too many times.

[00:13:03] Yeah, but you know, he's had work because he looked pretty beautiful in this.

[00:13:05] Yeah, no, he was a boxer too.

[00:13:06] He got punched in the face too many times.

[00:13:07] Yeah, but he's beautiful in this.

[00:13:09] I don't know if they CGI'd his face too.

[00:13:11] Do you think this had as much CGI as the monkey movie?

[00:13:13] He wasn't beautiful in this.

[00:13:14] He was so beautiful in this.

[00:13:15] He hasn't been beautiful since the 80s.

[00:13:17] He's so beautiful.

[00:13:18] I was like, man, if Mickey Rourke could look this good in a movie, I almost want him

[00:13:23] to do Nine and a Half Weeks Part 2.

[00:13:26] God.

[00:13:27] Yeah, move on.

[00:13:28] Okay, so Jamie Foxx as God and Mickey Rourke as the devil.

[00:13:34] That's genius.

[00:13:35] Okay, this must be a mondo because that's like the greatest thing I've ever heard

[00:13:38] of.

[00:13:39] I know, right?

[00:13:40] And that's about as much as the poster tells us.

[00:13:44] And as much as I understood about this entire movie that we watched, it's part parody of

[00:13:49] every black stereotype, part making fun of, I think, black church movies, part made for

[00:13:57] Tooby Mooby, part Tyler Perry ripoff with cameos with some very talented actors from

[00:14:05] the black acting community.

[00:14:08] This went from scene to scene without any story concept and made no sense.

[00:14:16] But it did end in a church.

[00:14:19] So I'm thinking that maybe that might be why they called this another church movie.

[00:14:25] Do you think it was because it ended in a church?

[00:14:28] Maybe.

[00:14:29] Because the characters are God and the devil?

[00:14:30] No, they're not main characters.

[00:14:32] That's just it.

[00:14:33] They're not main characters at all.

[00:14:34] In between the awful acting, absent plot and ridiculousness of everything that is terrible

[00:14:41] in the history of filmmaking.

[00:14:43] But I laughed a lot at this film.

[00:14:45] And I say a lot at this film.

[00:14:48] There are so many characters that are somehow related to each other, but they never really

[00:14:53] explain how or why.

[00:14:55] I was guessing that it was because they had only so many cast members.

[00:15:03] So they just kept putting them in more scenes, which none but maybe a couple made any sense

[00:15:10] whatsoever.

[00:15:11] There is so much going on in this and that didn't connect whatsoever.

[00:15:16] It was kind of like a clip show.

[00:15:18] This film is a rage, like it's completely awful.

[00:15:21] But I did laugh and have a very awesome time.

[00:15:25] The fact that Bryce and I were pretty much laughing at each other and the movie so much,

[00:15:32] it's still terrible.

[00:15:33] I got so much to unpack on this, but the movie is so completely awful, but I had so

[00:15:38] much fun.

[00:15:39] So it's hard to give it a rage, but the movie is just so terrible.

[00:15:44] Yeah.

[00:15:45] I mean you've summed it up.

[00:15:49] I could go into a whole bunch of stuff here.

[00:15:53] I mean how many times did I turn to you and go, what is going on?

[00:15:58] And then I think as many times as I did that to you.

[00:16:01] It's like, and each time we're like, I don't know, but it didn't matter because

[00:16:06] it was still on some weird level.

[00:16:09] I was enjoying myself.

[00:16:11] I know I'm watching just a complete trash fire, but it's like, I don't know.

[00:16:19] Can I really rage when I had such a good time?

[00:16:23] We're judging the movie, not the time.

[00:16:25] It's a bad movie.

[00:16:28] It's so terrible.

[00:16:29] And Mickey Rourke, they got Mickey Rourke and Jamie Foxx to get people in the door.

[00:16:34] I swear to God, if Mickey Rourke was on that set for more than an hour, for more

[00:16:40] than an hour, like actually filming, I would be shocked.

[00:16:45] Jamie Foxx, he might've spent a half a day because he's got some little more

[00:16:48] complex scenes, but oh my goodness.

[00:16:51] Like I would like to know what Mickey Rourke made to just show up for 10 minutes

[00:16:56] or whatever it was, say a few lines and go home.

[00:17:01] Like it is just so bizarre.

[00:17:05] And it doesn't make sense.

[00:17:07] Like the Mickey Rourke, the whole God and devil thing in this is not tied

[00:17:12] to anything that's going on.

[00:17:13] No, there's just, it's just bonkers.

[00:17:17] And as I said, I think I said to you like that right after the film, I picture him

[00:17:21] writing down, him writing a scene and throwing it on the floor and then him

[00:17:25] writing another scene and throwing it on the floor and then writing another

[00:17:28] thing and then just picking up the papers randomly and then just, okay,

[00:17:33] here's my movie.

[00:17:34] That's what I picture because nothing else makes sense to me

[00:17:38] because nothing's connected.

[00:17:39] No, it's insane.

[00:17:41] And I enjoyed it, but it's awful.

[00:17:44] So I guess it's a rage, but man, we had fun.

[00:17:48] I had a lot.

[00:17:49] I had a really good time.

[00:17:50] You know the funny though.

[00:17:52] Another fun thing about this Marie is originally like right up until they

[00:17:57] have like, you know, the pre pre show.

[00:17:59] So they had like, I don't know, probably the same.

[00:18:03] They had the same commercials that we've been watching for the last month.

[00:18:06] I swear they, they plug in these commercial feeds that are the same

[00:18:10] commercials in every single movie.

[00:18:12] So because we go to the cinema so much, we're already tired of them.

[00:18:16] But so we're in the theater and we're like, yes, this is going to be us

[00:18:19] alone in the cinema so we can basically laugh and point fingers and do and

[00:18:24] fart and do whatever we want for the whole hour and a half, especially

[00:18:28] fart and, and then these people come in, get a hot box, this

[00:18:32] theater with our parts.

[00:18:34] And so then this couple comes in and they sit at the back like us,

[00:18:39] but in the middle and then they're there for about, I don't know, 10 minutes

[00:18:44] maybe. And then all they did was talk to each other for 10 minutes.

[00:18:48] I was ignoring them.

[00:18:49] It was ever.

[00:18:50] But then they got up and left and left and then we're like, yes.

[00:18:53] And that's when we started hot box.

[00:18:56] We were holding in our farts and all of a sudden it was just

[00:18:59] like, they came back and we're like, what?

[00:19:01] It's like they were so, so then she's like, she's like, I really can't

[00:19:06] do this.

[00:19:06] I remember her saying that.

[00:19:09] So then I don't even know if they last another five minutes, but

[00:19:13] about five minutes later, I really can't do this.

[00:19:15] I can't do this.

[00:19:16] So then she gets up and he's like, come on.

[00:19:20] And he's like, okay.

[00:19:21] And then, then they left again.

[00:19:22] And this time they stayed away and we had the rest of the

[00:19:26] ourselves.

[00:19:27] Oh my God.

[00:19:28] I mean, maybe she really couldn't do this because she couldn't

[00:19:30] breathe because of all the parts that we had planted when she left.

[00:19:35] But okay.

[00:19:35] So I have some unpacking to do.

[00:19:37] Yes.

[00:19:37] First off the devil and God.

[00:19:42] Yeah, that's never done before.

[00:19:44] It made no sense.

[00:19:45] Well, it made no sense.

[00:19:46] No, but, but, but here's the like, I don't even know how to

[00:19:50] explain that there's no, how do you explain the story in this?

[00:19:53] Well, there is no story.

[00:19:54] Like there, I don't know what it was.

[00:19:57] Like all of a sudden he's taking over for Tyler Perry and Oprah

[00:20:02] Winfrey is different names for different names for everybody.

[00:20:05] Hope for a friend for a year and type.

[00:20:09] What is it?

[00:20:10] Taylor, very, very, that was Taylor.

[00:20:13] Fairly has the P is silent.

[00:20:15] Yeah.

[00:20:17] And what's it sound?

[00:20:18] I don't know.

[00:20:20] But yeah, it was just like none of it made any sense.

[00:20:24] Like it was just so bizarre.

[00:20:26] But there was, there was a couple, uh, the husband and the wife.

[00:20:30] It was like, was he the same guy?

[00:20:32] And I don't know.

[00:20:33] He was a lot of characters in them in the movie.

[00:20:35] I know he was at least five or six characters.

[00:20:38] Yeah.

[00:20:38] He was, he was doing a Tyler Perry.

[00:20:40] What is it?

[00:20:40] Madeira Madonna Madonna Madonna Modo.

[00:20:44] What's her that?

[00:20:46] Madea.

[00:20:47] That's it.

[00:20:47] But he was doing a Madea.

[00:20:49] It was doing a Madea, but he was a, I can't remember what they call it.

[00:20:52] Well, okay.

[00:20:53] Are you looking at it?

[00:20:54] What was the, what was, what's the name?

[00:20:56] God commands Taylor fairy to write a movie inspired by his

[00:21:01] crazy dysfunctional family.

[00:21:03] The devil has his own devious plans.

[00:21:05] What was the devil's plan?

[00:21:07] There's no plan.

[00:21:08] That was, that would be your description.

[00:21:11] All of a sudden Mickey works on screen and he just says something.

[00:21:15] None of it never makes any sense.

[00:21:17] And the folks at IMDB gave that a 3.1 out of 10.

[00:21:20] What?

[00:21:22] That's generous.

[00:21:23] Almost so the husband and wife couple.

[00:21:26] That's cause someone gave it a 10.

[00:21:28] Uh, I get that.

[00:21:30] I totally get giving that movie a 10, but it was still a raid.

[00:21:35] The rest are all ones and there's one 10.

[00:21:37] Here's the thing.

[00:21:37] Three.

[00:21:38] I suggest everybody see this with one of their best friends.

[00:21:42] It would have been better if Murray was there.

[00:21:44] Cause then Murray could have laughed along with, no, I wouldn't have laughed.

[00:21:47] I would just spend, you can't see this movie alone.

[00:21:50] This is not a movie to watch by yourself.

[00:21:52] No, no, no.

[00:21:53] If you watch this by yourself, you're going to give it less than 3.1.

[00:21:58] But if you watch it with someone else, you'll say that was terrible.

[00:22:00] And I'm really glad I watched it.

[00:22:03] Exactly.

[00:22:04] Okay.

[00:22:05] I have a couple other impacts, but you know what?

[00:22:06] I don't think we need to pack any more of this.

[00:22:09] This movie is really bad.

[00:22:12] I mean, is it actually worse than not another teen movie date movie?

[00:22:18] No, those were real.

[00:22:19] Those were all by the way, they were all, all of them were terrible except

[00:22:26] for not another teen movie.

[00:22:27] I have a soft spot in my heart for that one.

[00:22:29] That one makes me laugh.

[00:22:31] Oh God.

[00:22:32] That is a funny movie.

[00:22:34] I did say it, it's not a new formula.

[00:22:36] Yeah, no.

[00:22:36] They decided to tackle church this time.

[00:22:38] Yeah, it is.

[00:22:39] It's no, it's nothing like those because as ridiculous, there was some sort of

[00:22:44] cohesiveness to all those, even though they were like random, there was a bunch

[00:22:47] of like almost skits throughout, there was a cohesiveness.

[00:22:51] There was no cohesiveness to this.

[00:22:52] Yeah, there was no other stories.

[00:22:54] There was a story.

[00:22:55] This one, you could not tell what the story was.

[00:22:59] By the end of it, we are still, we're more confused than when we went in there.

[00:23:03] And we're pretty confused at the best of time, Marie.

[00:23:05] Money well spent.

[00:23:07] Ah, kind of.

[00:23:09] Yeah, right.

[00:23:16] But also, the time was Mondo.

[00:23:24] We had to see the title to know that that was going to be crap.

[00:23:27] Oh Marie.

[00:23:28] But if you would have went, you might've had a good time.

[00:23:30] I doubt it.

[00:23:32] But if you only have 10 bucks, you should have seen The Monkeys.

[00:23:35] Yeah.

[00:23:36] All right.

[00:23:37] Well, the thing is, I don't have movie channels anymore.

[00:23:42] That's right.

[00:23:42] I have to wait for shit to come out on basic cable.

[00:23:45] Oh.

[00:23:45] And I watched a movie from 2010.

[00:23:47] Is it edited for TV?

[00:23:49] No, they don't really edit them for TV other than just for time.

[00:23:52] Was it a PG to start with?

[00:23:54] No, it wasn't PG.

[00:23:55] There was some violence.

[00:23:56] Oh, I like violence.

[00:23:57] Ah, it was called Wild Target.

[00:23:59] Target.

[00:24:02] Yes.

[00:24:04] The sweetheart of the moment, Emily Blunt.

[00:24:06] What?

[00:24:07] Probably her first movie or close to Bill Nye, the movie guy.

[00:24:13] What?

[00:24:14] Not one, but two Rupert's.

[00:24:16] What?

[00:24:17] And my guy, Martin Freeman.

[00:24:22] Basically.

[00:24:24] So it's a British film.

[00:24:25] It is.

[00:24:25] It's a British comedy.

[00:24:26] OK.

[00:24:26] Basically, Bill Nye plays a 53 year old.

[00:24:32] Yes.

[00:24:32] Why are you putting quotes there?

[00:24:33] Because I don't think he was and he was about 10 years older than that.

[00:24:36] Oh, how old do you think he is now?

[00:24:39] I don't know.

[00:24:39] He's well, let's see.

[00:24:41] I feel like I've seen this.

[00:24:43] 74.

[00:24:44] He's born in 1949.

[00:24:47] 75.

[00:24:48] Yeah.

[00:24:49] Basically, a hit man who basically lived with his mother his whole life

[00:24:54] and now she's in a home in a wheelchair.

[00:24:56] He tries to retire, but a beautiful thief may change his plans.

[00:25:00] What?

[00:25:01] Basically, he's hired to kill her because she stole a painting from one of the

[00:25:04] Ruperts and he can't go through with it.

[00:25:08] And they just the other the other Rupert, the young one from the Harry

[00:25:11] Potters, made my boy Ron Weasley just happens to be there in the parking

[00:25:17] garage. Nice.

[00:25:18] And they form this trio for the rest of the movie.

[00:25:22] Um, yeah, it actually it.

[00:25:26] I don't know.

[00:25:26] I guess they call it a hit man with a heart.

[00:25:28] It's basically after he could.

[00:25:30] He can't kill her.

[00:25:31] They go on the run because the guy who's painting they stole wants them

[00:25:35] dead.

[00:25:35] Yeah.

[00:25:36] It sends everybody after them.

[00:25:38] And that includes Martin Freeman, who plays a hit man with no heart.

[00:25:44] Oh, he plays the coldest bastard out there.

[00:25:46] Nice.

[00:25:47] He is sadistic.

[00:25:49] You know, he, when he plays sadistic.

[00:25:51] Oh, he was awesome.

[00:25:53] Yeah.

[00:25:54] He was the best part of my opinion.

[00:25:56] Anyway, yeah.

[00:25:57] And I and I want and she's funny as hell because she keeps well one scene

[00:26:02] they stop for gas like she's driving a old fashioned Mini Cooper as a

[00:26:07] getaway vehicle already has the windshield blown out by by bullets.

[00:26:12] Is it bullets along the side?

[00:26:14] You stop for gas and she goes in to the store while he's gassing up

[00:26:20] and she robs it just because she didn't like the prices of the junk food.

[00:26:25] So she just runs off with it.

[00:26:27] Nice already being hunted by hit man and she robs a convenience store.

[00:26:31] That's the kind of character she is just does stupid things.

[00:26:34] Oh, Emily Blunt.

[00:26:36] But yeah, it was quite funny.

[00:26:37] Um, the only thing I really had a problem with is they made it into a

[00:26:41] love story.

[00:26:43] Uh, why do they?

[00:26:43] And there's a 33 year old age difference.

[00:26:47] So blunt and nine.

[00:26:49] Oh, I thought blunt was was hooking up with with Rupert.

[00:26:52] No, because that although there was a scene where, where, uh, I don't know

[00:26:58] if Bill thought he was gay or he's trying to prove he was gay and Rupert

[00:27:01] basically flashes him.

[00:27:03] I'm like, so because he was in the bathtub, he stands up like, what do

[00:27:06] you think?

[00:27:07] And I came over what he said, but it wasn't anything.

[00:27:09] So you go, no, it wasn't anything like that.

[00:27:12] But and yeah, then all of a sudden him and Emily Blunt falls in love

[00:27:16] with them because you know, because that makes sense.

[00:27:18] Yeah, it makes sense.

[00:27:19] There are only 33 years of difference.

[00:27:21] And yeah, it makes sense.

[00:27:22] Yeah.

[00:27:22] But anyway, that was the part I did.

[00:27:24] That's yeah, it was all right.

[00:27:26] Yeah.

[00:27:26] It very similar to fish call Wanda a lot of comedy in it.

[00:27:31] Some violence kind of like, um, Michael Palin's character who kept

[00:27:35] screwing up when he tried to kill that old woman.

[00:27:37] Same kind of thing.

[00:27:38] But it's mostly a comedy, not a comedy.

[00:27:42] What's an action?

[00:27:43] It's very, it's not serious at all.

[00:27:45] Even Bill Nye's mother, basically he comes from a hit line, a line of

[00:27:49] hit men, his father was a hit man and his mother also taught him everything.

[00:27:54] And she, when she finds out that her son didn't fulfill his contract, uh,

[00:28:00] cause then they're hiding out in their old family home.

[00:28:04] She shows up in the middle of the night and tries to kill Emily Blunt herself.

[00:28:07] She's got a wheelchair, like a scooter.

[00:28:09] Nice.

[00:28:10] I don't know how she even got up the stairs, but yeah, she comes

[00:28:12] after her with a knife.

[00:28:14] So yeah, it was kind of funny.

[00:28:16] Uh, it was a math, but anyway, nice.

[00:28:19] That's what I did.

[00:28:20] Now.

[00:28:20] Do you remember seeing this one price?

[00:28:22] I got a big recollection of it.

[00:28:25] I think I saw it on something.

[00:28:27] He was on game TV.

[00:28:29] That's all.

[00:28:29] It's on plex also by the way, for those of you who get free plex

[00:28:34] YouTube probably wouldn't have liked it.

[00:28:36] Never know.

[00:28:37] I like Bill Nye.

[00:28:38] I like my boy Rupert.

[00:28:40] I love Emily Blunt.

[00:28:41] Two Rupert's in.

[00:28:42] Two Rupert's double your pleasure.

[00:28:44] There you go.

[00:28:45] Temperature rising.

[00:28:48] Vision blurring.

[00:28:51] Rage taking over.

[00:29:03] Oh, my sweet, sweet rage.

[00:29:17] So here's the thing.

[00:29:21] Uh, I could rage on for a million minutes about watching bad movies in cinema, but

[00:29:28] because I had such a good time about that.

[00:29:30] So what my rage is this week and maybe more, a little bit more complex than

[00:29:35] I can get Bryce to graph.

[00:29:36] So hopefully, hopefully he totally gets this.

[00:29:41] So as you remember last week, I raged significantly about Hollywood and it's,

[00:29:49] or maybe it was a week before.

[00:29:50] I don't know.

[00:29:50] I forget as the weeks go by just about how Hollywood is basically made up of

[00:29:56] remakes, redo's and repoops.

[00:30:00] After seeing this monkey movie slash eight movie, what I'm most going to be

[00:30:06] angry about, and I'm kind of glad that they've settled the whole writers

[00:30:10] strike and the whole actors strike.

[00:30:13] But what frightens me now is that they're going to start making more

[00:30:17] movies where they don't need human actors.

[00:30:20] So that's, that's my, that's my actual rage this week that CGI has now an AI

[00:30:26] and all the eyes.

[00:30:27] Are you sure they weren't in monkey suits?

[00:30:29] They can't be in monkey suits.

[00:30:32] They're really good monkeys.

[00:30:33] Yeah, that's right.

[00:30:34] That's how good the CGI was.

[00:30:35] You didn't see Andy circus with all those green thing plus dots around his

[00:30:40] head.

[00:30:40] Andy circus wasn't in this.

[00:30:42] He was in one of them.

[00:30:43] He is in one of them, but not in this one.

[00:30:44] Isn't he Caesar?

[00:30:45] I'm pretty sure he's not in this one though.

[00:30:47] Yeah, he is Caesar.

[00:30:49] Yeah, that was CGI.

[00:30:50] Did you not see how they did his character?

[00:30:52] That was CGI.

[00:30:53] So that's the rest of them.

[00:30:54] I think this was guys in suits.

[00:30:55] No, they're all the same.

[00:30:56] Because the shape of a human is not the same.

[00:30:58] They decided to go practical.

[00:30:59] Yeah.

[00:31:00] Sure.

[00:31:00] No, that's not, that's not even possible.

[00:31:02] Yeah.

[00:31:02] They thought actual apes had a talk.

[00:31:04] Yeah, that's what they did.

[00:31:06] That's what, that's what they should do.

[00:31:07] They could have just had real apes that do sign language.

[00:31:10] They just have to move their mouth.

[00:31:11] They just have to do sign language because there's a lot of apes that know

[00:31:15] how to do sign language.

[00:31:16] That's true.

[00:31:17] Could have just had that.

[00:31:18] Yeah, so I'm actually afraid because if everybody remembers when they CGI Peter

[00:31:25] Cushing into the Star Wars trilogy, how terrible that looked.

[00:31:28] That would be your favorite movie idea.

[00:31:30] Yeah, exactly.

[00:31:32] And they CGI'd Princess Leia into the other movie and they just keep CGIing

[00:31:38] and it never looked good.

[00:31:39] But this movie made me feel when I walked out of it, I am afraid for the

[00:31:44] future of humans in just kind of like in Planet of the Apes, like that we're

[00:31:50] going to go extinct because of because of the thing, the way things are going

[00:31:55] now.

[00:31:55] So that's my, that's my rage this week.

[00:31:58] Humans are no longer needed in anything.

[00:32:00] You're not alone.

[00:32:00] Yeah.

[00:32:26] What am I raging about this week?

[00:32:28] I don't know.

[00:32:29] Were you sad that you didn't get enough monkeys in costumes?

[00:32:35] Cause then you could.

[00:32:35] I thought they were in costume.

[00:32:37] Yeah, they weren't.

[00:32:37] So does that make you rage?

[00:32:39] Only thing that makes me rage this week is I had a delicious Dr Pepper Zero

[00:32:45] coconut cream.

[00:32:46] What?

[00:32:47] That's new.

[00:32:48] I've never heard coconut cream.

[00:32:49] I know, but I got it from like the candy store in, in, in Canmore.

[00:32:54] Oh, and, uh, and now that's all you want to drink.

[00:32:58] That's all I want to drink, but I can't, I can't drink it because

[00:33:00] you don't live in Canmore.

[00:33:01] Cause I don't live in Canmore and we don't get the cool flavors of

[00:33:03] pop up here.

[00:33:04] So your ultimate rage is that we don't get as many cool flavors of pop

[00:33:09] as our friends in the U S do.

[00:33:11] Was it a U S product or maybe it was a British product?

[00:33:13] I believe it was shipped in.

[00:33:15] It was made in Texas.

[00:33:17] So what university?

[00:33:18] If I try the candy store in Kensington, they have a lot of that.

[00:33:20] Well, yeah, they've got, they had strawberries and cream,

[00:33:23] which is also delicious, but I can't be sitting here spending three

[00:33:26] bucks on a can of soda every time.

[00:33:29] Yeah.

[00:33:29] So I spent 20 bucks on a case.

[00:33:31] You need to, we need to get this, all these flavors up here.

[00:33:35] I don't understand why we can't.

[00:33:36] You know what?

[00:33:36] You know what we need to do?

[00:33:38] Here's my, here's my plan.

[00:33:39] Okay.

[00:33:40] One of us needs to do a U S run once a month and we just take turns.

[00:33:45] So we got, so that's only four trips to the States.

[00:33:49] It's like a three and a half hour drive to the States from here.

[00:33:53] And then we fill up our car with the diet pop flavors that we want.

[00:33:57] And then we've, we've, it's like, we're making money.

[00:33:59] We could start selling them for $2 and 50 cents on the street corners.

[00:34:02] That the States were closest to our Montana and North Dakota.

[00:34:06] But they don't even have big cities.

[00:34:09] Yeah.

[00:34:09] And they might not have the, you know, I bet you go into like a

[00:34:12] gas station in, in, in Montana and they probably have 72 diet flavors.

[00:34:19] That's that's a lot of fuel wasted for a if.

[00:34:21] Well, yeah, but what are you talking about?

[00:34:23] There's a, well, it's gotta be, it's gotta be good times there.

[00:34:27] It's not like you're going there.

[00:34:28] Yeah, exactly.

[00:34:29] In North Dakota.

[00:34:30] There's probably, there's probably, there's probably, there's probably a

[00:34:33] really good film festival going on the North Dakota film festival or, or the

[00:34:38] Idaho one it's also Idaho, Idaho film festival.

[00:34:41] So you can have some delicious Idaho potatoes.

[00:34:43] Yes.

[00:34:44] I've been through, I don't know.

[00:34:45] There's nothing there either.

[00:34:45] There's potatoes.

[00:34:46] I bet you there's diet pop too.

[00:34:49] Maybe.

[00:34:49] Yeah.

[00:34:50] You know what?

[00:34:50] Oh, I think this is something I'm going to spend some time

[00:34:53] this week researching.

[00:34:54] There we go.

[00:34:55] Maybe.

[00:34:55] Sure.

[00:34:56] You do that.

[00:35:00] Reach.

[00:35:01] Substiting.

[00:35:03] Pulse.

[00:35:04] Slowing.

[00:35:06] Finger.

[00:35:07] Feet.

[00:35:10] Oh, the lists.

[00:35:14] So Ryan Gosling is still on our list.

[00:35:18] Yeah.

[00:35:18] And he's probably got a hundred movies that he's made to get with

[00:35:21] somebody else on our best list.

[00:35:24] Is there anything?

[00:35:26] Nothing.

[00:35:28] Nothing.

[00:35:28] Nothing for this week.

[00:35:30] Now, was anybody, was there just like one, one human actor in

[00:35:39] our eight movie was she mesmerizing?

[00:35:45] No.

[00:35:45] All right.

[00:35:46] Well, she was fine.

[00:35:48] Just thinking, no, no, not really, but I was just

[00:35:53] wondering because you know, that whole movie was already

[00:35:57] coming gone.

[00:35:58] That's right.

[00:35:58] Actually, right.

[00:35:59] William H.

[00:35:59] Macy was mesmerizing at once, but he got taken out.

[00:36:02] So, so there's no, there's nothing that anybody saw that

[00:36:08] we need to put anybody on talk about anybody.

[00:36:10] Nothing.

[00:36:11] Well, all we saw were the eight movie, which was 99%

[00:36:15] apparently CGI.

[00:36:17] I thought, I thought they were guys in costumes.

[00:36:19] I'm like, man, that budget for this must been huge with

[00:36:22] all the costumes and kids.

[00:36:23] These are the best costumes I've ever seen.

[00:36:25] Yeah.

[00:36:25] That so, so much so that it changed the shape, changed

[00:36:29] the shape of how humans walk.

[00:36:30] Yeah.

[00:36:32] Well, I'm sure they had to practice.

[00:36:36] Wait, they did.

[00:36:37] They had to reconstruct their body shape too.

[00:36:39] Cause that the human's body shape is not any

[00:36:41] struct, but you know, you, you film from certain

[00:36:44] angles and make it look better.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:48] No, that didn't happen.

[00:36:49] They were all CGI.

[00:36:50] Yeah.

[00:36:51] It's disappointing.

[00:36:53] Exactly.

[00:36:55] All right.

[00:36:56] Well, I guess we got nothing.

[00:36:57] We're, uh, how can we have nothing?

[00:36:59] Well, apparently all three of us have gotten lazy

[00:37:03] in our old age as we get older, older and

[00:37:06] agier, we're getting lazier.

[00:37:10] So hopefully we'll have something on for next week.

[00:37:12] We'll see.

[00:37:14] We need to recover.

[00:37:15] Anyway, last week on rage or dare Jim decided

[00:37:28] to pull from the listeners, dare bag of me.

[00:37:31] Why you ask?

[00:37:33] Well, it's due to Bryce's incompetence in not

[00:37:35] performing his assigned film rage duties by

[00:37:38] refilling his ridiculous rage bag of romcoms

[00:37:40] and musicals because he doesn't take this

[00:37:43] seriously.

[00:37:44] Apparently is it too much to ask for Bryce?

[00:37:48] Jim, have you forgotten that our listeners

[00:37:50] can also make you rage by the way, Jim

[00:37:54] pulled the 2009 film, the pink Panther.

[00:37:58] Two.

[00:38:00] This week, both the boys can choose to rage or

[00:38:03] dare or Casey.

[00:38:05] And if you pick Casey boys, don't think

[00:38:08] you're playing it safe.

[00:38:09] You cannot hide from the rage.

[00:38:16] Now let's check in with Jim and guess what

[00:38:18] the production team was thinking with this

[00:38:20] bloated cameo filled cast and why, why they

[00:38:26] thought they needed a sequel.

[00:38:27] Who you know how I love unnecessary sequels

[00:38:31] to he to he.

[00:38:35] I think he's channeling bits and price there.

[00:38:37] All I know is that I love that man so

[00:38:40] deeply.

[00:38:41] No one else gets us like he does.

[00:38:44] So here you have a movie where the creators

[00:38:48] of this movie said, let's take a movie

[00:38:52] made by a brilliant comedian, that being

[00:38:54] Peter Sellers, then remake it.

[00:38:56] Or should I say destroy it by making a

[00:38:59] movie that has the same name, but it's

[00:39:04] nothing like the original and make it so

[00:39:07] awful that it is unwatchable.

[00:39:09] Then decide what they should do next.

[00:39:12] I'm guessing because it made money,

[00:39:15] maybe.

[00:39:16] Did it?

[00:39:17] I don't know.

[00:39:18] That's why I'm thinking they made it.

[00:39:22] And so they make a second one that

[00:39:25] takes, I guess it's two times as worse

[00:39:29] as the predecessor and the once funny,

[00:39:33] but also great banjo playing comedian

[00:39:36] Steve Martin is back doing his awful

[00:39:39] French accent, doing self deprecating

[00:39:41] things for an hour and a half that

[00:39:43] also are not funny.

[00:39:45] But also it's complete stupidity by

[00:39:52] happenstance or because he's actually

[00:39:55] is smart and then he saves the day,

[00:39:57] which makes no sense.

[00:39:59] It goes on showing he's a complete

[00:40:00] buffoon and idiot for the entire

[00:40:02] movie.

[00:40:02] And then all of a sudden I'm going

[00:40:03] to pull out something out of my house

[00:40:05] and it makes me look like I'm

[00:40:06] smart, which makes no sense.

[00:40:09] But it's nice because he was a

[00:40:11] complete idiot.

[00:40:12] Although seeing John Cleese near the

[00:40:15] beginning of this movie in this at

[00:40:19] the sheer mention of the name Clouseau

[00:40:22] smash his head bloody made me laugh.

[00:40:25] I can't, I can't lie.

[00:40:26] You just talking about it.

[00:40:27] Made me laugh.

[00:40:28] I know because John Cleese is funny.

[00:40:30] Yes he is.

[00:40:31] Yes.

[00:40:32] This one scene in the movie was

[00:40:35] funny and then Steve Martin comes

[00:40:38] into the scene for the remainder

[00:40:39] of the movie.

[00:40:40] But first we get a reprise of,

[00:40:44] can you guess the only funny thing

[00:40:46] from the first movie, which has

[00:40:48] another hamburger bit.

[00:40:49] Nice.

[00:40:50] This, this although was not funny

[00:40:54] because we've already seen this

[00:40:56] before.

[00:40:57] The story makes no sense, but I

[00:40:59] think it is a case where the

[00:41:01] pink panther diamond is stolen

[00:41:05] and then a bunch of idiotic

[00:41:06] nonsense pushes it from one

[00:41:08] ridiculous scene to another

[00:41:10] ridiculous scene.

[00:41:12] Or I think I mean there's

[00:41:16] there's just complete moments of

[00:41:18] idiocy followed by more idiocy

[00:41:22] moving from one scene to next.

[00:41:23] Plus the cast of amazing actors

[00:41:26] and this is a super bloated

[00:41:28] film with amazing actors and

[00:41:31] they're all just fucking wasted.

[00:41:34] And I don't mean wasted like

[00:41:35] they're hammered or cracked out

[00:41:38] or anything.

[00:41:38] It's just like every single

[00:41:39] scene is wasted because the

[00:41:41] writing is so pathetically bad.

[00:41:44] And then they have a subplot

[00:41:45] of Clusso having a romantic

[00:41:48] interest that is carried on from

[00:41:50] the previous film with

[00:41:51] similarly non-funny bits all

[00:41:54] the way through it.

[00:41:55] So much shit they threw at the

[00:41:57] wall trying to find anything

[00:41:59] that they could say was maybe

[00:42:00] this part is going to be funny.

[00:42:02] Maybe people will laugh at

[00:42:03] this, but nobody laughed at

[00:42:04] anything.

[00:42:06] That's too bad.

[00:42:07] They did hit a couple of funny

[00:42:08] bits.

[00:42:08] I'm not going to lie.

[00:42:09] The John Cleese thing and then

[00:42:11] something else that I went

[00:42:14] to he.

[00:42:15] But I didn't he long enough to

[00:42:17] say I could remember what it

[00:42:18] was.

[00:42:20] Yeah, it's basically it's

[00:42:21] unwatchable.

[00:42:22] It's racist and unfunny for a

[00:42:25] film that should never have

[00:42:27] been made in the first place.

[00:42:29] If this made any money

[00:42:31] whatsoever, the first one,

[00:42:32] the second one by far could

[00:42:35] not have made any money.

[00:42:36] And thank God they didn't make

[00:42:38] a third one.

[00:42:40] Like it's just because if I

[00:42:43] pull that thing from the fucking

[00:42:44] bag, I'd murder somebody either

[00:42:46] in my house outside my street,

[00:42:48] run down the street crying and

[00:42:50] screaming and stabbing.

[00:42:52] It was like I'm in a Korean

[00:42:53] action film.

[00:42:54] I would just say grab the

[00:42:55] first knife and just start

[00:42:56] stabbing everybody that came by.

[00:42:57] I had to watch this movie.

[00:42:59] The third one.

[00:42:59] It's so awful.

[00:43:01] Yeah.

[00:43:01] This this movie was it's up

[00:43:03] there for one of the worst

[00:43:04] movies I've ever seen.

[00:43:06] Nice.

[00:43:06] And I've seen not another

[00:43:07] church.

[00:43:09] Yes.

[00:43:10] It's awful.

[00:43:11] Which is awful.

[00:43:13] Now, do you remember seeing

[00:43:14] this?

[00:43:15] Oh yeah.

[00:43:17] Did you ever see this one?

[00:43:18] Did you ever get into the

[00:43:19] did you ever get into the in

[00:43:21] the Pink Panther films now

[00:43:23] like even the originals?

[00:43:24] No, really.

[00:43:26] Is that your dog?

[00:43:27] Can I pet your dog?

[00:43:28] Does your dog?

[00:43:29] I was clue.

[00:43:31] So on stage in high school,

[00:43:33] why?

[00:43:34] Very short.

[00:43:36] Did you did you have a did

[00:43:37] you ask?

[00:43:38] I had no someone ask you.

[00:43:39] Oh, OK.

[00:43:40] Basically, the music played

[00:43:42] and I crept onto the stage

[00:43:43] like, you know, so would

[00:43:45] nice, complete idiot.

[00:43:46] That was one of the things

[00:43:47] I didn't do in high school.

[00:43:48] Did it come naturally?

[00:43:49] No, not really.

[00:43:51] I was still pretty shy back

[00:43:52] then.

[00:43:53] There you go.

[00:43:53] So you kind of creeped on

[00:43:55] happens when you're in a

[00:43:56] drama class with all girls.

[00:43:57] Oh, it sounds like my dreams

[00:43:59] come true.

[00:43:59] Yeah.

[00:43:59] Well, yeah.

[00:44:00] If you're as smooth as you

[00:44:01] are.

[00:44:01] Yeah.

[00:44:02] I'm I'm I'm what Sade

[00:44:04] calls a smooth operator

[00:44:07] smooth operator.

[00:44:08] I was not nice.

[00:44:10] All right.

[00:44:10] Well, bricy poo.

[00:44:12] Who do you want to pull from?

[00:44:15] I think there's a lot of good

[00:44:16] stuff in Merman.

[00:44:17] I didn't know.

[00:44:17] I scream a bucket of it's not

[00:44:19] in there.

[00:44:19] Where is it?

[00:44:20] It's a bag.

[00:44:21] It's a bag.

[00:44:22] It's a bag of bags.

[00:44:23] It's got my name on it.

[00:44:24] Oh, Merman's bag.

[00:44:26] Oh, rage.

[00:44:27] This is your like technical

[00:44:29] crap that's in here.

[00:44:30] Oh, I'm going to go craps

[00:44:31] in there.

[00:44:32] All right.

[00:44:32] Let's come and do it.

[00:44:34] I common.

[00:44:34] I didn't common do anything.

[00:44:36] Common.

[00:44:36] I didn't put that in there.

[00:44:38] Sure didn't.

[00:44:39] Oh, I did.

[00:44:40] Jim did.

[00:44:41] I common do it.

[00:44:42] Take it home with her.

[00:44:42] Something in it.

[00:44:43] All right.

[00:44:44] Here we go.

[00:44:48] We will be watching for next

[00:44:50] week.

[00:44:51] My friend on to be,

[00:44:53] you know what?

[00:44:54] Unless it got pulled.

[00:44:54] I just watched so much good

[00:44:56] stuff on to be this last

[00:44:57] week.

[00:44:58] I can't even tell you how

[00:44:59] much to the to be tastic.

[00:45:00] I all that one is in

[00:45:02] mad house from 1990.

[00:45:04] Oh yeah.

[00:45:05] John Lerner.

[00:45:05] You love that one.

[00:45:06] Is that John Lerner?

[00:45:07] Eric had Christie.

[00:45:08] Yeah, I remember it.

[00:45:09] It's called mad mad house.

[00:45:11] House.

[00:45:12] Chris Christie.

[00:45:12] All right.

[00:45:13] Yeah, yeah.

[00:45:13] Yeah.

[00:45:14] Yeah.

[00:45:14] Yeah.

[00:45:14] Yeah.

[00:45:14] Yeah.

[00:45:14] Yeah.

[00:45:15] Yeah.

[00:45:15] Yeah.

[00:45:15] Yeah.

[00:45:15] And John Lerner.

[00:45:16] The one who's John Lerner.

[00:45:18] Kirstie Alley.

[00:45:19] Yeah.

[00:45:20] Mad house.

[00:45:21] This sounds completely awful.

[00:45:23] Both of them in an actual

[00:45:25] movie.

[00:45:25] I hate it.

[00:45:27] I didn't mind it, but yeah,

[00:45:28] you'll probably hate it.

[00:45:29] Well, they're TV actors.

[00:45:30] They shouldn't be in.

[00:45:31] No, they shouldn't.

[00:45:32] That's just kind of the

[00:45:33] rules.

[00:45:33] I find very funny

[00:45:35] in TV shows.

[00:45:37] Yeah, but he's a funny guy.

[00:45:38] But we're going to find out.

[00:45:40] You know what?

[00:45:40] We are going to do.

[00:45:41] Hey, he was in Summer

[00:45:42] Rental.

[00:45:43] OK, that was an awesome movie.

[00:45:45] Well, there's there's

[00:45:47] there could be a debate

[00:45:48] happened here, but we're

[00:45:49] going to let that one just

[00:45:51] let it slide.

[00:45:52] He was in it for five

[00:45:53] minutes, but he was in a

[00:45:54] movie.

[00:45:54] Nice.

[00:45:55] Yes.

[00:45:56] And I think I just rested

[00:45:57] my case.

[00:45:58] Yeah.

[00:45:58] All right.

[00:45:59] Well, you know what?

[00:46:00] This has been a very

[00:46:01] rage filled episode,

[00:46:03] but also at the same time,

[00:46:05] also a lot of fun for me,

[00:46:07] which is the most important

[00:46:08] thing.

[00:46:09] Well, thanks, ragers,

[00:46:10] for listening.

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