Ep.257 - Why do we complicate sh*t, while looking for a mate?

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[00:01:20] And greetings, greetings, greetings, greetings, greetings, greetings, greetings! Welcome to another segment of the X and Y Show, and I'm your host, Roosevelt. How y'all doing? How you doing? How you doing? Especially the ladies. Especially if you're hairy, right? Because I love women who don't shave. I like natural women. I like all women. If you shave, that's cool too. But I like the women who don't shave, who are natural.

[00:01:49] And women with big titties. And not the tic-tacs. You know, I don't like women with tic-tacs. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I like all women. I don't dislike you because you got small titties. Women with small titties are like you too. That is the problem with the society. People listening to motherfuckers too much in relation to their bodies.

[00:02:17] You know, be happy with what you have. It could always be worse. You know, it could be worse. You had small titties. So what? There's some women out there with big titties who wish they had small titties because they have a lot of back problems. Real talk. They have a lot of back problems, you know. Guys out there, you wish you had this big dick trying to be like me.

[00:02:47] But you know, there's problems having a big dick. You know, a lot of women can't handle it. You know, I know from experience. A lot of women can't handle it. You know, you stick your head in. You know, you stick your head in. They're screaming and shit. You know, it's just, you know, so sometimes you wish you had a regular dick.

[00:03:09] You know, I know a lot of you saying that those are good problems to have. But you know, my point is just be happy with what you have. So many people out there are depressed and feeling low and trying to alter their bodies to appeal to society, to make society happy.

[00:03:31] You know, you've seen the women injecting all that shit in their lips, injecting all that shit in their asses and, you know, just breaking their noses 10 times to get the perfect nose and the cheekbones. And those, that's crazy. Guys do it too. Guys do the calves and break their legs trying to be taller and penile implants.

[00:03:58] So many people out there that are hurting and trying to look a certain way because of society. And we have to stop that. And that's why I'm going to talk about this tonight. My subject tonight is why do we complicate shit when looking for a mate? Why do we complicate shit when looking for a mate?

[00:04:27] And, you know, this is a very simple episode, really. I'm surprised I kind of touched on it before, but I never really had a separate episode for it. And I think I had a close episode when on Christmas episode. But anyway, I hear so many women saying that they can't find a good man.

[00:04:52] Here so many men saying they can't find a good woman, you know, and don't get me wrong. The single world, so to speak, is really fucked up. And I'm not exaggerating. There's some really crazy bitches out there. Delusional bitches. And just plain stupid bitches. And the same thing goes on our side too. Even though I don't swing that way, I don't like men.

[00:05:21] But I see how some of my friends act. I see how some other guys act. You know, there are some stupid motherfuckers on our side as well. So there's stupid motherfuckers on both sides, right? To be fair. And you think about when you're looking for a mate. And exactly, you know, if you ask yourself, what do you want in a mate?

[00:05:45] And you know, back in the day, the only thing that everyone wanted, like for on the male side, pretty much all that they wanted was a woman who could bear children. You know, if they weren't, that was a bonus, right? But most of them, you know, as long as you could bear children, the man went out and got a job. And that was the family structure back in the day.

[00:06:13] The woman's side, as long as the man would work. As long as he would work. That's it. They didn't give a fuck about being tall, handsome. You know, because back in the day, you know, it didn't matter. They just want a good provider. Now, if you were handsome, that was a bonus, right? You know, that was, of course.

[00:06:37] But it wasn't like nowadays where, you know, most women and most men, the first thing that they look at is the attributes of their physical being. Meaning they're looking at their bodies, right? Their outer appearance. And as you get older, you should know better. You should know that one day those big titties not going to be there.

[00:07:05] They're going to be there, but they're going to be saggy, right? One day that tight body is not going to be as tight. It's going to be salated all over the place. One day that big dick is not going to work. One day he's going to have to take 10 blue pills. It might not ever work like it used to. One day his muscles are not going to be like they used to. They're going to have a little belly. So both sides declined, right?

[00:07:33] Because no one is immune to AIDS. Now you got some old people out there in good shape. And that's fine. Right? There's always exceptions to the rule. But I'm talking about no one is like they are when they were 20, 25. Right? And they're prime. So you ask yourself, you know, what kind of mate are you looking for? What do you say? You know, back in the day, like I said, it was simple. I just want a man at work.

[00:08:03] I just want a woman who had my kids. It was simple. It was simple. It wasn't like I want a woman. You got to have big titties. You got to have a hairy pussy. She got to be educated. I got to have a PhD. And she got to know how to cook. And she got to do this. She got to do that. She got to do that. And the same thing with a woman's side. You know, oh, I got to have a man who's tall, dark, handsome. Who eats pussy good. And got a big dick. And he has a good job.

[00:08:33] He has pretty eyes. He wears nice watches. A lot of dumb shit. A lot of dumb shit. And if people would just listen to what kind of dumb shit they're saying, they would, at least most of them. Some of them are, like I said, delusional. And some of them are going to go thinking that way until they die. They're never going to change.

[00:09:00] But most rational individuals, if they listen to the dumb bullshit that they're spewing out. I want this. I want a guy with, you know, nice muscles and six pack and, you know, tall. He got to be 6'5". And he got to be a doctor. He's got to be making at least $350 a year. And all this bullshit. Same thing with a man's side. All this bullshit. I need a woman with big titties. Hair pussy.

[00:09:31] You know. Know how to cook. A woman that just is perfect. There's no one like that, fellas. There's no one like that, ladies. And a lot of times what happens, the results of all this bullshit. Everyone walking around with no pussy. Everyone walking around with no dicks. So you got a lot of women going home every night.

[00:10:00] Very attractive women. You know, they spend all this money to look attractive. You know, and look good for men to catch a man. But they have their fill with all this bullshit. They can't get one. And they end up going home wearing out a dildo. Going through many packs of batteries in a week. Same thing with a guy. You know, a guy want all this shit with a woman. And he end up just going home every night jacking his dick.

[00:10:30] You got everyone want all this shit and end up alone. You want all of this bullshit. And you end up by yourself. And a lot of times when I hear these people, oh, I can't find a man. I can't find a man. I'm like, you know, what are you looking for? Because a lot of times when you say I can't find a man or I can't find a woman,

[00:10:58] there's one, at least one person that is of the opposite sex that is in your immediate circle. I'm saying this 99% of the time that is digging you right now. Right now. 99% of you have someone of the opposite sex inside your circle who is digging you right now. You have one guy that's inside of your circle.

[00:11:27] He might not be Denzel, you know. He might not be Idris Elba. He might not be Brad Pitt or nothing. But he's a guy. He's a regular guy. He got some dick for you. He's a provider. He's not making $350 a year, but he has a steady job driving a bus. He's a teacher. He's an accountant. You know, he has a stable career.

[00:11:55] He's a plumber, electrician. And same thing with you guys. You know, you have a woman inside of your circle right now that is digging you. Now, she might not look like Beyonce or personally, I like the other one. And I don't forget her damn name. The one in Destiny's Child. Damn. I always do this and I think about this shit when I stop recording.

[00:12:24] I say, oh, Kelly Rowell. Damn. That's the one. I want Kelly. Let me stop because Kelly's married. But she might not look like I'm getting off track and shit. She might not look like Beyonce. She might not look like Kelly Rowell. She might not look like Jennifer Aniston. You know, but she's a nice, decent, clean woman. A nice, decent, clean woman who's not going to cheat on you.

[00:12:54] Who's going to take care of you. Who can cook. Who fuck your brains out. And have your back. What's wrong with that? You know, no, she's not a 10. No, she's not a 9. No, she's not an 8. No, she's not a 6. She's a 5. She might be a 4. But that woman takes care of you. She would take care of you. She would treat you like a king.

[00:13:24] She would give you children if she's young enough. She would do it all. You would be her king. You would be the one who will make you feel special. What is wrong with that? A lot of us are cheating ourselves outside of paradise. We're cheating ourselves out of paradise. We could have it. It's right there in front of us.

[00:13:52] I'm telling you, 99% of you have somebody in your circle right now that's digging you. But you don't look at them. Why? Because they are not the 10s. They're not the 9s. They're not the 8s. Not even the 7s. Or the 6s even. Shit, some of them not even 5. So you don't even consider them. You don't even consider that guy. The regular guy. You don't even consider that girl. The regular girl. They're too regular. You know. They're below average.

[00:14:23] You don't consider them. But that might be the one that give you their, the happiness that you deserve. What is wrong with it? What's wrong with having someone treat you like a king? Having someone treat you like a queen? What is wrong with that?

[00:14:44] Are we so vain and so shallow in society that we would sacrifice our life's happiness and be alone rather than get with a regular person? Who might not be what we dreamed of when we were a kid. Who might not be a dream in society's eyes. Like, how'd she get with that ugly motherfucker? How the fuck that sexy guy get with her?

[00:15:14] Fuck society. I keep telling you guys and girls. Do not listen to society. Society will have you alone in an old folks home with me sucking my dick while I'm eating my jello. I've already accepted my fate. I'll be in an old folks home. Because I just can't. It's a lot of bullshit that I just can't tolerate. And I don't see myself getting married at this point.

[00:15:44] I just can't tolerate the bullshit. So I know I'm going to be in old folks home. I'm going to be, you know, fucking you. Some of you ladies are listening and you're never going to change. You're going to be with me in the old folks home. That's your future. But for those of you who's not too late. Are you really telling me that you're so shallow that you're willing to sacrifice your life's happiness just to give it that perfect person?

[00:16:14] Why do we have to have the perfect mate? Why does he have to be chiseled? Why does he have to have a six pack and, you know, dark hair and pretty eyes and wear nice shoes and watches and making $8.50 a year. And, you know, everything about him is perfect. Why does everything about her have to be perfect?

[00:16:41] Big titties, hairy pussy, you know, really good pussy, you know, very elegant and attractive woman. Perfect hair, long, pretty, strong hair, nice smile, tall and smart, witty, smell good. You know, at least a 10. Why do we have to have the perfect shit? Why? Why?

[00:17:09] What's wrong with having the, you know, I mean, ask yourself a question. Would you rather have the perfect physical specimen who is fucked up on the inside, right? Or would you rather have someone who's not physically attractive, but they treat you like a queen or treat you like a king? No, they don't make $8.50 a year. You know, they don't make $400 a year.

[00:17:40] You just have a meager salad as a plumber, meager salad as a mechanic, meager salad as a teacher, regular blue collar guy. What's wrong with him? Why won't you give him a chance? You might like it. What's wrong with her? The regular girl who doesn't have the long hair. She has short hair. She's not attractive per se like society, but she's not ugly.

[00:18:10] She's a nice woman. She can even cook. Treat you like a king. She don't have big titties. She has small titties, but she still treats you well like a man. And make you feel good about yourself when you come home every night. Every night. What's wrong with that? And I know a lot of you are saying, well, shit, man, I got to have somebody who look good on my shoulder. I know. I used to say that dumb shit too when I was in my 20s.

[00:18:40] But as I get older, I realized that it's not all about looks. And for those of you who listen to this show over the years, you know for me to say some shit like that, you know, I'm not bullshitting. It's not all about looks. Trust me, fellas. Ladies, it's not all about looks. It's not all about money.

[00:19:08] It's not all about eye color. When is society as a whole going to realize the inside is what's important? The outside will decline over the years. I don't care how pretty she is. I don't care how fine she is. I don't care how fine he is and how handsome he is. It's going to go down as the years go by. He's going to lose his hair.

[00:19:37] He's going to be bald. He's going to get a belly. You know, those big titties are going to be sagging. She's going to lose that pretty hair. She's going to have short hair. That ass is not going to be. It's going to be sagging. A lot of saline, a lot of cheese on it. Love handles everywhere. It's going to happen. Then what? What will you do then? What will you do then?

[00:20:07] And I really believe that this is the reason why sort of people, you know, you think about why do women and why do men get divorced after 25 years? And a lot of them say, we just, we were just on, you know, we just separated. We, you know, we were just on two different pages. No, that's bullshit. You know, that's bullshit. You mean two different pages. You've been married for 25 years. Get the fuck out of here. They are getting divorced.

[00:20:36] I'm not saying all of them, but a vast majority of them are getting divorced because when they got married, it was a perfect physical specimen. After 25 years, shit changes. There's a lot of more cracks and crevices on both sides or one side. You know, maybe the guy stayed in tip top shape and the woman let herself go. You know, she have kids. You know, shit happens. Or it could be the other way.

[00:21:06] The lady stayed in shape and the guy over the years, too many wings and beard and he got a belly and losses all his hair and you fucked up now. Shit happens over 25 years. And that's why you have so many marriages after 25, 30 years getting divorced. Because people marry for physical attributes. People marry off of the desires of society.

[00:21:33] I need a woman who looks good. I need a man who looks good. That's what it's all about. And that's why so many people are going around in society alone because they are looking for that perfect specimen. So I'm here to tell you. Do yourself a favor.

[00:22:00] Stop looking for the perfect specimen. For those. Now I'm talking about for those of you women who are always saying, I can't find a man. No. And I'm not telling you to lower. I'm talking about the man, too. I can't find a woman. You know, I'm talking to both of you. X and Y. I'm not telling you to settle. Right. But I am telling you to lower the bar a bit. You're looking for a man making six figures.

[00:22:29] Some of you stupid motherfuckers looking for a man making seven figures. Lower that shit. Just get a man that works. I mean, money is good to have. I mean, you know, but it's not something to sacrifice happiness for.

[00:22:51] And I think if a lot of people, a lot of millionaires could marry someone, you know, a lot of millionaires are not looking for other millionaires. Ladies, I'm talking to you. Men don't want your money. Damn, they're not looking for nothing. When you see a male millionaire, they don't ask for a woman who's making them, you know, seven figures as well. They don't give a fuck about that. But women do.

[00:23:20] Women, if they're making, you know, six figures and making 200,000, you know, they want a guy who matched them or exceed them. And that's extremely rare. And when you do that, you automatically cutting over 80%, 85% of the pool out immediately. Immediately. When you say you're actually demanding. I'm talking to the ladies.

[00:23:47] You're actually demanding that a man make much money if you do. You're making 200. He has to make 200 or more. You're automatically disqualifying 85, 90% of the man already off the top. And that's not counting the men who are married. That's not counting the men who are gay. That's not counting the men who just after some piece of ass. You know, it's all kind of factors out there.

[00:24:15] So in reality, there's only a few men that are marriage material. Right. And you already disqualifying so many qualified candidates because the bullshit that you desire, you're complicating shit. You're complicating things. Keep it simple, ladies. I need to make all that money. Why does he need to have the perfect body?

[00:24:44] Why does he need to be what society would say is a great catch? Long as he treats you like a queen, long as he's a provider, as long as he will work and not use you and treat you nice and respect you. What's the problem? Guys, the same shit.

[00:25:15] What does it gain to want a woman? You know, with all these physical attributes and it's not realistic. If you find that woman and she's fucked up, then what? What's wrong with getting a woman? You know, come down off that shit. Instead of wanting someone with big titties, you know, take someone with Tic Tacs. Might be the best woman for you. Instead of liking a woman with a hair pussy.

[00:25:45] I know you don't see the hair pussy later, but I'm just saying. Just because a woman don't have long, pretty hair, don't disqualify her. Just because a woman don't have the perfect body, don't disqualify her. Because the important thing is that she treats you like a king. That's what you deserve.

[00:26:15] She respects you. She's a good queen. She has your back. In today's society, that is what's more important than anything. You need to find fuck all the looks and the money and all that other bullshit that could go away. You need to find someone who has your back. Stop complicating shit.

[00:26:46] Men, stop complicating shit. Get someone who has your back. Ladies, stop complicating shit. Get a regular guy who treats you like a queen. That's what's important. That is what longevity is. That's what lasts.

[00:27:13] The physical bullshit and the money, all of that goes away. But the inner heart is what stays. That's what's important. Stop complicating shit. Stop saying that you can't find a man when one is probably right in front of you. Stop saying that you can't find a woman when one is right in front of you.

[00:27:43] Stop complicating shit. Come down off of that bullshit society is gauging people on. Find someone for you. Find someone that will have your... That's what's important. All right. That's all I'm going to say. I know a lot of you women. Now, I'm getting my Denzel.

[00:28:12] Well, like I say, you'll be with me in the old folks' home in about 30 years. Remember this now. We're going to be watching The Price is Right. And you're going to be sucking my dick while I'm eating my Jell-O and whipped cream. You know. In the old folks' home before we go play bingo. You're going to be with me because you won't listen. A lot of you women don't listen. A lot of you guys won't listen. You'll be alone.

[00:28:42] You know, as well. Jacking your dick 30 years from now. Some young girl taking advantage of you. Giving her money just to spend time with you and just to kiss you on your head. Paying her rent and car note and shit. That would be you. So, I'm trying to save you guys and girls from all of that. Get someone to have your back. Stop looking for the perfect specimen.

[00:29:13] Stop complicating. All right. That's all I have to say. Be sure to check out the X and Y show. All the episodes that you may have missed. I'm on every outlet that you want to listen to your podcast. I'm on Podbreed Network. Up and coming the network. Be sure to check out Podbreed. They're up and coming. I'm on Apple. I'm on Spotify. I heart. I'm on all of them. So, check me out.

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