Tough Guys Week: Favorite Wrestler Turned Actors Updated Special (with multi-podcaster Jasen with an E!)

[00:00:06] It's a Jacked Up Review Show Jasen with an E, enters the stage and this time he's out for blood. Well, am I? I don't know. If you want to. I don't want to get anything.

[00:00:57] I don't want to get anything recorded that, you know, might get me in trouble. That's all right. I'm already canceled for just being stupid. They're already handing. They're already they're handing indictments down. Come on.

[00:01:10] So he has been everything the Illuminati Social Club and Turtle Stash and the Heartbird Hunnies. I know him from in your earhole and the show hole. But more importantly, I just like just his sense of fearlessness. Thank you. Thank you. Like any wrestler that's I am.

[00:01:28] I am honored to be here. I'm honored. Honored you asked me and, you know, I don't know when this one's going to air, but, you know, you know, it's either when I find time in my five months of day. You either let's see.

[00:01:44] I'm either on before my girlfriend or after. I don't know when, but together. What's that? Not together. No. No, no. At the same time. Yeah. You did you did an episode with her about. Murder she wrote. Yes. Yes. Expect this Christmas, baby. Yeah. Yes.

[00:02:05] Or already happened last Christmas, you know, depending on, you know, when this one airs. I gotta say. I respect the fact that I mean you got these things what six months in advance already.

[00:02:18] It's like, I have to man, because I get called into the office last minute all the time. I have had to literally fret and just stop on my boss's cock by just saying stop. I need my day off. I get.

[00:02:32] I can't get, you know, I can't go three days, you know, you know, I can't I can't get a three day backlog. You know, it's like no. Podcasting is a drug. Literally. When you get back into it, we pretty much it's easy to record one to

[00:02:46] three episodes a day even like, okay, I'll meet you at five. Okay. Taking a break. Meet you back here at seven. Okay. Yeah, I may not show up at nine, but you go one or two, get LGL free cards if you can't make it.

[00:03:00] But if it just gets down to you got that much then let's just try again in five years. The longest I've done the longest run of podcasting I've done was somewhere in the neighborhood of seven hours. Oh, wow. I didn't.

[00:03:19] I did a three hour deal with seven hours. Man, I did an episode of In Your Air Holes, which was at that point it was about an hour because it was a special episode. Then we did. I think we were doing the Anger Corps at the time.

[00:03:36] That's that's that one's long gone. But and then we did the show hole after that. And that was like another two hours. The Anger Corps was too hot. It was like, what was the Anger Corps about? Basically like current events and stuff. But it's hard to it.

[00:03:57] It's hard to keep up on current events, especially if they're boring that one week, you're like, well, no one died. And we used to do like every two weeks or so or and like, you know, now like the show hole is whenever the hell we feel like.

[00:04:11] Yeah, we're not. You guys have a good report back and forth. You know, I'm I know Oliver and all the other guys and just the very blatant like retro movie picks you go in there is like, see, I know these are the perfect picks because there's no way

[00:04:27] anyone is going to agree on any of them. Like they're often infamous movies, but they're going to be the kind of cult movie you would see at 2 a.m. Everyone told me this is bad, but is it mediocre bad? Is it unbearable bad or is it so trashy?

[00:04:43] It's fun, you know, I don't know. And we're going to talk today about somebody associated with Halloween three season of the witch. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. All everyone quotes about it now and like go for it. Oh, my favorite. My favorite quote is simply

[00:05:08] clapping when the when the bad the big bad realizes he's about to get blown up. Oh, my God. That guy is literally thinking like it's Kabuki theater. He is just wailing on everybody. Oh, it's Halloween three is a brilliant movie.

[00:05:30] It's just unfortunately it holds the Halloween title, which, you know, everyone's like, oh, it's not, you know, it's not Halloween. You know, it's not something different. Because it wasn't supposed to be that's a that's a story for another day.

[00:05:46] Actually go back and listen to our Halloween three episode of the masochist movie collective. Oh, plug, plug, plug it, plug it in the shameless plug. I feel like Mick Foley. I just saw a funny retro interview with him on Conan just prepping for

[00:06:04] or or or a cheap pop. Cheap pop was Mick Foley. There you go. But either way, he. I'm lost track of how many times he would just randomly just be referenced by other wrestlers. What are you, Mick Foley?

[00:06:21] And it's like what what what what dis did I miss? So I've been a casual wrestling guy and you are a hardcore guy. I was I was like hardcore to like probably 2008. All right, back when. And yeah, that's like any kind of movies.

[00:06:39] What we like to do on kind of any kind of pop culture shows kind of ask how do you defend your honor with dignity? Because it's just so annoying when you talk about certain stuff you like growing up and everyone's like, dude, that's dog shit.

[00:06:51] Why would you like that? And it's like, I'm sorry. Well, would you rather I watch soap operas or would you rather I watch infamous cartoons? I'm I like this kind of lowbrow programming. Luckily growing up because I was in grade school in the 80s

[00:07:09] when wrestling really took off. Yeah. There are people who hate watching kind of in a way now kind of like their favorite sports team. But I say that's always the case, but like it's really, really big. I yeah, I was in.

[00:07:26] Yeah, I was in I was in elementary school at that time and pretty much everyone that I went to school with also liked wrestling. So it was yeah, it was cool to watch. You know, and it would you know, we'd talk about it and stuff.

[00:07:38] The thing was like I didn't have. I didn't have like preview or any of the like paid stations that that were coming up at that time. So I couldn't see like, you know, I couldn't see WrestleMania one when it first came out.

[00:07:54] Actually just watch it like two years ago. And I was like, wow, this is disappointing. It's like, wow, I'm glad I didn't spend money on this. Yeah, I was glad I didn't ask my parents to spend money on this.

[00:08:11] I saw this one one giant one back around circa 2016 and it was weird because the Rock was making a comeback and then he and all these other guys and Shaquille and he'll beat up all these Duck Dynasty lookalikes.

[00:08:29] I wish I was making a Shaquille of freaking Neil got in the ring with them. And I was like, OK, I think I've seen everything there. It was kind of like a music concert. You're not really into where there's some laughs here and there.

[00:08:44] But it was really not worth the whole two and a half hours. Just I didn't pay for it. It was just being held at this film studio right in that work mixing. I'm like, this is weird. OK.

[00:08:54] I guess I'll hang out and eat all this Domino's pizza with everybody. Nothing better than free Domino's pizza. At least I wasn't alone with this film like a group of freaks. I am so glad I wasn't watching at that point.

[00:09:12] I would have just been I would I would have been embarrassed for everyone in the room and I would have been alone. Yeah, it can get that way sometimes where it's like, why do I like this thing?

[00:09:22] It's like when a TV show goes downhill and you're just like, yeah, do I value my time anymore? Why am I doing this to myself? I know why, especially in like the early 2000s, because it was like soap operas for guys.

[00:09:35] You know, it was just it was just some of the most ridiculous shit you'd ever see. And it was great, you know, especially like when Paul Heyman was doing when he was the head of the writing department, it was great. And then then you had the WCW

[00:09:53] you know, the purchase of the WCW and ECW and the whole invasion storyline. I mean, that was I mean, that was hilarious. Yeah. Commissioners, we knew that Vince McMahon was a monster. We always had kind of fun just seeing everybody is like,

[00:10:10] are they going to go outside of the cage? Are they going to over choreograph this or is someone actually going to get hurt? Oh, oh, is oh, does somebody else here listen to behind the bastards? Oh, that is a really, really underrated show.

[00:10:23] I'm glad you brought that one up. I mean, I love the sega one. Yeah, I listened to the whole Vince McMahon one. Let me tell you, I feel I feel dirty talking about wrestling right now.

[00:10:35] But, you know, I, you know, it's a little bit of a nostalgia trip. But, you know, we look at our some of our testosterone field movies and half of them are like, I can only watch 20 minutes of it now. It's too much. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[00:10:50] Or it's too macho. I'm 50 years old. I'm not, you know. Yeah. What do I want to do? I'm gonna. But yeah, I have to listen to that one. But yeah, it could be definitely done more often on just some of these other business executives.

[00:11:13] McMahon is that's about, I think it's almost 10 hours. Yeah. And it's part of things. So yeah, something like that. It's it's horrid. It is you don't know. Not good. No. He is a he is a monster. You know, and yeah, I have no problem like, you know,

[00:11:41] prefacing this show with the fact that, you know, yeah, he vences a monster. I don't support anything he stands for. However, you know, wrestling growing up was a part of my, you know, part of my life and a part of who I am.

[00:11:56] And, you know, I'm not gonna not gonna shy away from that. Yeah, I feel I feel stupid having liked it. But then again, I don't because I was entertained by it. I mean, imagine I would have been I would have been getting in

[00:12:11] trouble, you know, if I wasn't watching wrestling. So there we go. Well, and much like some of our bosses, I'm not saying they're necessarily evil, but unless you can actually, you know, get them caught with their pants down, it's very hard to get rid of them.

[00:12:27] And then it gets even more shitty when you're afraid that some other bastard will replace them. Mm hmm. So it does when you're dealing with even bosses entertainment, it gets even more, you can see where people even get just don't know how to feel when they're like this

[00:12:42] guy made my career, but he's a piece of shit and I know he's doing bad things behind the scenes, but I can't prove it. I agree. I there's so many people who years ago, I would never be

[00:12:58] thankful for, but I was a yes man back then kind of right. Kind of a pussy and I was just kind of like, yeah, well, not afraid of them, but I'll pretend to work for them or just go along with it without sucking up.

[00:13:11] But I'm still kind of worried that they're watching me. Oh, yeah. Not liking what they're seeing. Oh, I'm lucky in that respect that, you know, where I work, it's me and my boss, and that's it. And I am left.

[00:13:28] I am left to my own, you know, my own devices and you know, life is good. Yeah. So yeah, I'm happy. So hey, that's great. You feel like a lot of today's wrestlers have it better in terms of getting into movies now, now that Batista and the

[00:13:50] Rock have kind of popularized it. I think so, definitely. Yeah, I think I mean, Batista has really proven himself as like kind of. He can transform himself. First of all, I will say playing Drax is not is not an easy thing to be.

[00:14:13] To be that purposely oblivious to metaphor, you know, to act like you don't know what a metaphor is is very difficult to do. Try it sometime. And I mean, the rock is the rock. I mean, he kind of plays the same character in every movie, but it works.

[00:14:39] I have not seen him in the Fast and Furious movie, whichever one I think was six if I'm right. Yeah, yeah. Well, five through seven and then he was back in 10 at the last minute. And it's a shame because you can tell he doesn't want to be there.

[00:14:56] But right every every time he goes solo, his movies either get panned or don't make enough money. So he's forced to go back to being part of an ensemble like they watch and it's like why? I liked him in Walking Tall.

[00:15:11] I thought it was I thought it was a decent make. I mean, it's a pretty straightforward story and you can't really my my favorite. My favorite was, you know, when somebody was like, well, he's not even playing the same character.

[00:15:24] It's like, yeah, but he doesn't quite look like a Buford Pusser. So yeah, you just can't always have your cake and eat it. I mean, he looked a little more like a Chris Vaughn, you know, which was his name in the movie instead of Buford Pusser.

[00:15:43] The movie was that was the character. That was the actual person that the movie was based on the Joe Don Baker's character in the original movie. So that's true. And I always found Pusser an odd name, but that is very common, I guess, in those countryish areas.

[00:16:03] I guess. Oh yeah. Trying to think what are their like of the recent ones or more recent one. See no evil. I mean, you know, yeah, gee, it's really a stretch to to put Glenn Jacobs in a horror movie. Oh God, yeah.

[00:16:25] It's like, OK, you don't have to act. Just just be Glenn Jacobs and you're fine. Just be Cain. Which I believe that was the reason why he took his mask off. Was because they wanted him for a movie, but they didn't want, you know, because apparently

[00:16:44] WWF slash E whatever whoever it was at that point owned the rights to the mask. And oh no. The the you know, they they they own the rights to the imagery of the mask and stuff. So they want to Glenn Jacobs for the movie

[00:17:04] and they said, you know, we really don't want to pay the rights for the mask to use them. And we don't really want it to be a wrestling movie. You know, yeah, no wrestling, no, no ball. I like, you know,

[00:17:18] when you see some of these guys in movies and they're not being wrestlers, it's great. You know, it's so unreal. So you could actually see if they, you know, can they act? Right. Can they turn off the ego for one step at a time?

[00:17:34] Same thing with an athlete, you know. Mm hmm. I will say back to Batista real quick. Knives out glass onion. I thought he was excellent. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, there were so many people in that is like, oh, that's right. That one rapper. Oh, that one.

[00:17:50] Yeah, that was a yeah, that was definitely an ensemble cast. Mm hmm. We'll return after these messages.

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[00:19:15] So I knew a guy who knew a guy who knew another guy who worked on Batista's. It's just still with the new one. Yes, I'm here to be wrong side of town, which had Jiruul and a bunch of other. Oh, yeah. And long story short,

[00:19:30] but he's the solid movie when it first came out. He was horrified. And that's when he decided to take acting classes. But I feel like a lot of that just doesn't happen. Like they're just like, well, no one wants me to do that. So why should I try?

[00:19:44] Then other times it really doesn't take much to actually muster up the courage and say, OK, I want to play this kind of role. Because like you look at the rocks like first SNL appearance, fucking hysterical like he is having, I think,

[00:19:58] triple age and a bunch of other guys appear on there and he's doing a mock like interview and is like, see, that came from somewhere versus before he decided to stretch out and get better fires agent in 2010 and have it be his wife.

[00:20:12] So I mean, but with anything, I've seen even people who have just had a rough lifestyle and that's why somehow other than the talent involved got him comfortable. So I always wonder is like, what does it take to really

[00:20:25] just remind people, hey, you're here to do a job. It can be fun or it can be great. I don't know how much of it is just them getting impatient with the long work days or what? What's your theory, you think on?

[00:20:42] What gets them to come out of their shell? Right, just that, you know, the fact that, you know, they if you really look at wrestling, you know, they're really they're one dimensional characters for the most part. Unfortunately, yeah, they they come out, you know, they're

[00:21:01] pretty much the you have very little character development characters. So you get like like Batista, you know, I'm willing to say he probably just didn't want to be shoehorned into that. You know, and you know what? I'm going to spoil

[00:21:19] it right now because one of the actors I did want to bring up was he well one of the wrestlers turned I'll say turned actor in quotes, of course. No, no, no, no. Actually older. And that is Kevin Nash. Yes, you look at his IMDB.

[00:21:45] I you know between all the wrestling stuff extra reject. There are so many just, you know, Kevin Kevin Nash is you know, big beef guy in you know, in this movie or that movie or I think he was I think he was in the Thomas Jane

[00:22:05] Punisher. Yes, he was he was the Russian. And yes, so there you go. He's a comic book icons, he's a shredder and Russian. He's just, you know, when you need a large guy who really has no acting ability but can like, you know, pretend to

[00:22:22] be beat up and beat somebody up on screen, you call Kevin Nash, absolutely. He looks you know, he looks the henchman part. And he can do the henchman part. And I think I honestly think like Batista looked at that and said I

[00:22:38] don't want to be that you know, I want to actually be a little more, you know, memorable. And you know, I mean, the fact that he did Drax, I mean, I was impressed with him. And he could laugh as a self and all that. Yeah.

[00:22:58] And, and then glass onion, I mean, he basically he was playing triple H. He was a combination of like triple H and triple H. And he was like, oh, I'm gonna be a Russian Ric Flair. Just that total way out. Excuse me. I

[00:23:19] just knocked my microphone in my face. No, he's wrestling with himself folks. Yes. I really recommend him in Marauders. Heist retakes over a bus with Jeffrey Dean Morgan and yeah, that everyone has had their moment in the sun. That

[00:23:40] is for sure. And who was anyone who can even find the courage to just do any kind of fullery on on screen? I mean, you know, my let's see my earliest memory of a wrestler being in a movie, of course, would have to be the

[00:24:00] the Rob Reiner classic starring Kerry Elwes, Robin Wright, Andre the Giant, Andre the Giant, Princess Bride, probably one of the classics. I don't understand why people find it cool to hate it now. And like, what is wrong with that movie?

[00:24:18] I don't see how anyone could hate this movie. I It's such a fun movie. I mean, you got you got something for everybody. Yeah, a folk is getting the old guys in there and then everybody else is just kind of along for the ride.

[00:24:33] I mean, it's Christopher Guest, the man of the man of a billion faces. Right? I mean, it doesn't happen every day. Watch that then watch spinal tap watch a mighty wind by the way, spinal tap a mighty wind great double feature. I it has to be.

[00:24:55] But yeah, I mean, Andre the Giant was so perfect in that. And I mean, at that point, he was I mean, he was he was in a great amount of pain because of his he had a degenerative disease, as most people know. But

[00:25:17] HBO documentary on was so heartbreaking. Oh, I know. But if you watch the like the anniversary edition of Princess bride, you watch like the interview with all that with all the cast members and I mean Robin Wright pen just

[00:25:38] just like losing it talking about Andre the Giant because he was he was apparently such a such a gentle guy. Like he hated being like, well, he hated being the heel. Yeah. And yeah, he was very realistic about what he was doing.

[00:25:59] And he you know, he was just supposed to be one of the nicest guys on earth. So I mean, poor went out for Andre. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why. I yeah, if you're out to any listeners out there, if you're

[00:26:22] given this movie hate, man, we're trying to be cool. It's, you know, it's not cool to hate on this movie. It's a fun movie. I don't understand how anyone could like, I see somebody who are popularizing it now and like, see what year were you

[00:26:39] born in yada yada? It was a it. It was a movie. See if I get see if I can get this right. It was a movie that was acted out as if you were seeing it through the eyes of the kid hearing the story. Yes.

[00:26:57] We were one so therefore we can assume this is a pageant fantasy and it's our special kind of challenge fantasy. And for jealous fantasy, I'd rather live than that one because there's no moment where I'm feeling like anyone's

[00:27:11] being approved or being macho or stupid for the hell of it. So to all you haters out there, you're very smart. Now shut up. Shut up. Like like Peter Fox said to the kid, shut up. Shut up. I know I'm talking about shut up.

[00:27:33] So yeah, that was my earliest that Princess Bride was one 1885 I want to say. Yeah, 87. Yep. Close. So good. Yeah, 87. Okay. I don't know it's been, you know, two what's two years 40 years ago? So yeah, that was a love that movie.

[00:28:03] The next one, you know, the next one after that, 1988. And that was like really the first like, you know, Andre was a he was a he was a cast member. He wasn't really this he wasn't the star. I mean, obviously that was probably between Carrie

[00:28:30] Owens and Mandy Patinkin in that. But you know, Andre was a big part both literally and figuratively. But then you have the first the first starring role that I remember had to be from 1988. Rowdy Roddy Piper. And the connection to Halloween three John Carpenter's they live.

[00:29:04] Yeah, I mean, it's a it's a movie with a 15 minute fight scene over wearing a pair of glasses. Come on, how can you hate this? I love a lot of his direct to video movies just because they get to the point so fast there.

[00:29:21] There seriously are a lot of fun buddy movies. You know, people might definitely have seen his Billy Blanks ones on TNT, but he has some other fun ones that are just fight to the death. And he knew what he was there for.

[00:29:33] And he could be a decent actor if you really wanted to at times, but just be the grumpy, you know, veteran next door. I mean, and if you don't think you know this movie, I got one line. I came here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass

[00:29:55] and I'm all out of bubblegum. All out of freaking bubblegum. Yeah. So just don't know how to have fun with movies anymore, man. I mean, that was such a fun movie. Just to imagine how anyone would just it's like probably not only my favorite

[00:30:16] carpenter one, but his most accessible at times. He's got some of everybody. The monster effects are cool. It is kind of freaky if you really want to look at it that way. And my favorite carpenter is Halloween 1978. There you go. But, you know, that's just me.

[00:30:34] No, it's all good. Oh, yeah, I forgot he did escape from New York to had to be a wrestler in that. And there should have been, man, there should have. I mean, there had to be somebody in there.

[00:30:52] I'm just, you know, scrolling through and no, I don't mean he fights. He's in a wrestling ring, but that's bad. Yeah. Yeah, they live. They live was just one of the if it's on your watch it. You have to. I mean, yeah.

[00:31:15] So my brother has always said one of a great double feature is Halloween three and they live. Just because two techno, you know, two techno alien thrillers. Both by John Carpenter and both fun as hell. And so severely underrated.

[00:31:35] Which is not something we can say about every movie because we'll see so many others is like, this is fun. But I understand completely why this did not channel, you know, didn't cut the mustard, didn't get it done. Oh, man. Where do we go now?

[00:31:52] I mean, obviously, I mean, you can go to the obvious of Rocky three. Yeah. You got Hulk Hogan in there, Mr. T, which doesn't really count as a wrestler, but he, you know, hardly recounts as an actor. If you want to shit boulders, I recommend

[00:32:13] do you still have you ever seen this show? Whose line is that anyway? Yes, I have. Years ago, even on there, there's a connection. But it is. There's some recent episodes where they do the whole like music,

[00:32:30] like someone gives them a music style and they have to recreate it. Like we wanted to do Pete Sattentown's in Covering Britney Spears, you know, just stupid shit like that. And they did one is like, imagine if we did a rap but featured ice tea and Mr. T.

[00:32:45] And it was a blast. I put it in the fool barbecue because they're singing about barbecue. Who barbecue? Well, they've done all kinds of great music styles on there from Deanna Reeves doing red hot chili peppers, all other kinds of stuff. So it is funny seeing any.

[00:33:05] I would love to see certain wrestlers. I mean, like that's why I give Johnson a second chance slow along the Mizz because they were on psych and they were on all other kinds of right movies. They finally learned, OK, stop being serious. It doesn't work. Oh yeah.

[00:33:24] Have fun. Have fucking fun. Yeah. Let's see. There was one just kind of wanted to mention it just because and I have to remember it's taking me for to figure out who everyone was in there. But there's a movie. Way back. Well, 1988 as well.

[00:33:55] Called Moving with Richard Pryor. Oh yes. What wrestler was in that one? Oh my god, I think it was. Let's see. I think Big John Stud was in it. King Kong Bundy. Nice name. Oh, it would. Yeah, it was all the old.

[00:34:19] Yeah, King Kong Bundy was Gorgon, a mover. I mean, I thought there were like way more and I'm not seeing unless you're trying to use the real names. The real. Yeah. I thought I thought Georgie Animal Steel was in that too. But Morris Day was in that.

[00:34:46] Holy crap. That's that's for in your ear holes. But yeah, let's say King Kong Bundy. What else has he been in? So you're still with I don't think he's with us anymore. Yeah, pretty much everything else is wrestling wrestling related. Yeah, King Kong Bundy was it.

[00:35:19] Or moving was it for him? Yeah. And that's what would blow my mind. Have the time to was, whoa, these guys get stunt work because at the time they're playing the monster. I think the, you know, we just lost the. Shout out. We just lost the lovely.

[00:35:41] Creature suit wearer for the black Lagoon performer. That's sad. Yeah. Black Lagoon Hector. Re-recru browning. Sorry. Passed away, but hey, good life. He lived to be 93, but I think he was a he didn't. I don't think he had a background in that, but he definitely

[00:36:07] has a boxing kind of look. Let's see. King Kong Bundy. Yeah, he died in March of 2019. He was a big boy. Actually, he wasn't he was six foot four. It wasn't that he, you know, he wasn't that he wasn't that tall,

[00:36:36] but he was also about six feet four inches wide. I mean, the guy, the guy was a king size mattress. Um, I think he was a big boy. He was a big boy. He was a big boy. He was a big boy. Um,

[00:36:59] it doesn't happen for everybody, but when it does, it's really good. Yeah, I couldn't do that. I couldn't do the movie, you know, the wrestling thing. It's, I don't think many of us could. And I think that's where I feel like sometimes fans can be almost

[00:37:21] as toxic as say any like celebrity. I mean, I see even more just fucked up things that'll read on just for anyone, whether it's an athlete and old film star, even a just a politician to where it's like, whoa, where are you getting this?

[00:37:39] You can understand how liking him, but what the hell? The problem with a like a lot of wrestlers being in movies is it's really hard for like, you're not going to see the big show in a rom-com.

[00:37:54] I don't think he's going to be like, you know, he's not going to be the love interest of anyone. You know, I don't think he could really. I don't think he would want to either. I think yeah. Now, Batista plays a what movie is it? Like he's,

[00:38:15] he just did one and he's like, Oh my spy. I think it looks like almost a serious like or possibly even a thriller movie where he's he's like a he's like a psychiatrist or something. And it's like, wow, really? Or cult leader.

[00:38:35] One of the two I can't remember. Oh, knock at the cabin. Oh, something. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. He's a cult leader. Yeah. It's a new night movie. And I heard a lot of people say he was really good and people still just had more issues.

[00:38:52] The issues are always with how I'm not what he does with the story. Well, yeah, I mean, M. Night Shyamalan is the bigger problem. Let's see. Can we really skip over Randy Savage in 2002? Spider-Man? And being being introduced. By Ash. Ash from Evil Dead Bruce Campbell. Yeah.

[00:39:23] I mean, Oh my God, I can't remember what is by the way he was from Columbus, Ohio. Which is about two and a half hours south of me. Yes, that was true. Not too far. Let's see. He was in, oh man. Sorry. I'm like,

[00:39:48] we're looking at so many guys who are just hard to sum up because like you say, it seems like so many things. And I think that's the biggest problem. That was his name in Spider-Man. That was the wrestler that Peter Parker

[00:40:06] wanted to, you know, was going to wrestle. Oh, yes. To win the money to what? I don't know. Save. Save his aunt and uncle's house or something. Yeah. The usual. It's a fun story. Right. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the usual story. Right.

[00:40:30] The riff tracks, riffs on him loved a reference of just the, the bone stock character that was just constantly go bones. Saw. Yes. And of course, you know, introduced by Bruce Campbell because of course he was because Bruce Campbell has to get his hands into everything.

[00:40:53] He should have been dark man fighting Spider-Man. So apparently he was also in a couple other movies as, oh, he would, he did, he did voices in a couple of movies. Randy Savage did. Bolt, the, the Disney, the Disney animation studios movie bolt.

[00:41:20] He was a thought and super Rhino. Another Disney direct to video or direct to video short film. He did it. He did a voice of a thug. So really? Really? Yeah. Randy, Randy Savage doing the voice of a thug. Who do you think would win in a fight?

[00:41:46] Him or Sergeant Slaughter? I don't know. Those two are face off in the ring. I don't think they did. I actually think Savage would. I just think of mixed up even though they're so clearly different, but just because they had that domineering and it's so funny

[00:42:02] how slaughter didn't serve in the military. But he was so convincing people are like, Oh, he missed the serve. The thing was Sergeant Slaughter was about as talented as Hulk Hogan in the ring. Which is to say, he wasn't talented at all in the ring.

[00:42:19] Yeah, I growing up watching wrestling. I was, I was not a Hulk Hogan fan. Well, first of all, you never saw him wrestle on the, you know, Saturday morning shows because, you know, he was too special to wrestle. So he never, you know, He only, you know,

[00:42:40] he only did the, he only wrestled that like house shows and then, you know, he only wrestled that like house shows and then major events. You'd see the rest of these guys. I mean, you know, fight in the jobbers. By the way,

[00:43:03] it wasn't not too long ago that I realized that jobber Barry Oh, is actually the cousin of, or Yeah, he was the cousin of Randy Orton. Barry Barry Oh, he passed away not too long ago. Barry Oh, that is his, the O stood for Orton.

[00:43:29] He was cowboy Bob's nephew. Wow. Yeah. Remember him? Did a default orndorfer ever act? I have the time. I wonder how many of these guys just had any other shit together. Cause they're agents shirt in it. No, here's Bill Goldberg. Yeah, Bill,

[00:43:57] Bill Goldberg pretty much he's another one just plays the same character other than universal soldier too. Yeah. He's been wasted. I recommend half past dead to just cause it's so funny seeing rapper corrupt. Go the whole movie just saying, are you okay dude? I'm kind of angry.

[00:44:14] Yes, I'm an auto apologetic B movie guy. So I've seen my share of me for TV track video. Oh yeah. And that one had was way more entertaining than it had any right to be when you're a sequel to an infamous circle. I forgot.

[00:44:28] One of the greatest one of the greatest wrestler appearances in a movie. And that comes from Wait for it. He was he was actually and he was actually a Navy SEAL too. I think I know. Yes. With the famous line. I don't have time to bleed. Oh, Jesse.

[00:44:51] Jesse the body Ventura in predator with Schwartz and Adrian. Sexual Reigners. Yeah, sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex. Yeah. Yeah, he was yeah 1987 87 was a was was either a good year or a bad year for wrestlers and movies depending on how you look at it.

[00:45:13] Yeah, for every predator you get in a braxis. So yeah, it's kind of hard to balance it out. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. I mean he was memorable in that movie. I mean the greatest the greatest the greatest single line in a movie.

[00:45:36] I mean people still quote it to this day. And it was kind of a it was kind of a throwaway line too. Hey, hey, you're bleeding. Right to be. Hey, you're bleeding. I don't have time to bleed. I don't have time. I decide when I'm going to believe.

[00:45:58] Let's see. I mean of course Schwartz and eager was in it. But Schwartz and eager didn't do any wrestling. So there we go. Which is so surprising because I always thought he would have a chance in a cage fight and everything but he might not want

[00:46:10] to do that. But then he was all he was really only a bodybuilder so he didn't have the fighting acumen. Let's see. Oh, old old. So let's let's go back. Yeah. Are we going to talk about toward Johnson or Johnson? Yes. Plan nine from outer space. Too bad.

[00:46:40] The Edward D. Wood. Oh man, I love that dude and. And by the way, toward Johnson. Was played by George the animal steel in the movie at wood. Yes. And. Whatever happened to the steel? Um. I don't want to find out. He died in 2017. Oh dear.

[00:47:07] So it was kind of like the one guy who played Bane and Batman and Robin where he could have had a bigger career but this wasn't meant to be. He was 79. So he was. Yeah, yeah, he had a good life. I hope so man.

[00:47:24] I'm tired of hearing all these tragic stories. I know, you know, you know, at least he, you know, he went to, I mean, he was a wrestler. I mean, which already shortens your life. But you know, hey to live 79 years almost 80 because he

[00:47:41] was born in on April 16th and he died on February 16th. So he died to one short of his 80th birthday famous of course for. For for biting and chewing the turnbuckle. Yeah. Is this let's say he had a Bachelor of Science degree from Michigan State.

[00:48:01] A master's degree. He put that for CMU. People are wild sometimes, man. Shout outs to some of the other MMA guys because you know it is complex. Sometimes they use wrestling moves under times it's street fighting mixed in with Krab Maga and other martial arts defenses.

[00:48:19] What'd you take on Randy Couture? Who? Cauliflower ear and the expendables. Let's say if I show you a picture, you'll be like, oh, the guy's been on stuff like Hawaii 5 0 and bunch of other direct video action films. It's just bald looks like more of a wrestler. There's Willis.

[00:48:38] Oh yeah. Oh, he's probably been in stuff. So can I can I give a shout out to a friend of mine? Next. Currently go ahead currently under suspension on twitch but Ecto 5 Ecto TV. He does a bad movie Monday.

[00:48:57] He's currently on a three day a three day break because of you know, showed some naughty bits on a accidentally on a movie. So dear. Yeah, I'm sure that I'm sure Randy Couture probably showed up on one of his movies. Oh dear.

[00:49:15] You know, one of the one of the good thing or bad thing. Oh, we're talking the fun stuff like you'll Neil Breen movies. If you've ever heard of Neil. Oh yeah. That man is amazingly bad. Gotta see his movies.

[00:49:33] But yeah, you know, you get a chance to check him out Monday nights. So. All right. Well, I'm sorry his but yeah, freaking Twitter. Twitch. Twitch is all right. Yeah. But yeah, he shows bad movies. I'm sure like some of these MMA fighters have have appeared in

[00:49:52] some of them. Oh, and when when when you're done here, I do have at least one more and it is one that we watched on Bad Movie Monday and it stars a wrestler. Dum dum dum. And and a well respected TV star. So. So please continue.

[00:50:15] Continue with the MMA fighters. Oh man. So there's all kinds of ones turned actors and. T door T's has been kind of the most disappointing one because he seems like he has a perfect persona, but he hasn't been used too much.

[00:50:32] He and Kimbo slice have kind of been in every other WDW thing. And he's been doing a lot of things. He's been used to much. He and Kimbo slice have kind of been in every other WWE movie. I like Quinton Rampage Jackson.

[00:50:46] He's been in some Michael J. White movies. You know him as playing Mr. T and you know, Barak is character in the A team modern version, but his main issue is he just can't stop just getting in legal troubles. Yeah, that kind of that.

[00:51:02] That tends to derail your career a little bit. Yeah, it doesn't get any easier for anyone no matter what your profession is. And I'm sure you get five strikes before people are like, okay dude, shut up. Okay. All right. You got five strikes and in about three more.

[00:51:19] I'm going to really quit. Right. You won't get anywhere. I'm really going to stop watching. But yeah, he was in this fun movie called cops and robbers. A few other directive video films like death warrior and death warrior surrender, but at his best.

[00:51:38] He was in vigilante diaries, which if I had to describe is basically James Bond meets Grand Theft Auto. Check it out. Have fun. Yeah. He's been some other unreleased shit as well and he apparently appeared on a 2010 episode as a guest host on WWE Monday night raw.

[00:51:59] So there you go. Anderson Silva. I'm so excited to see him. I'd like to see him. So. Just sad that he didn't get to do that fight with that one boxer. Hmm. You know which one? Which, uh,

[00:52:19] Let me look at a very particular name like he was he and Anderson were going back and forth just talking shit. I probably would. Roy Jones. Oh, Roy Jones. Roy Jones Jr. That's who it was. Yeah. Yeah, that's who it is. He's like, no, I'm not.

[00:52:35] I'm not going to go to the boxing box and never happened. I'm like, why? I would have been cool to see boxer versus MMA fighting. I would have paid to see that. And I'm not even into this, but. Rashad Evans, Don Fry and. Antonio Silva.

[00:52:51] And even Connor McGregor seemed to be those main ones. And of course. I'm not surprised that a lot of them don't live too long or have infamous statements. You know, they're. T-Tour tees and small roles, but unfortunately I can only I don't think he's much of an actor,

[00:53:07] but I would say Chuck Liddell has kind of had the best run just more guest spots playing henchmen in a few movies with Dolph Lundgren. Right. But unfortunately very much like Lundgren.

[00:53:19] There's a name. You know, I was finding him laughable growing up, but once he got past the he man and Rocky for and actually started doing serious stuff like hitting assassin and the Punisher, the Punisher and men of war. I was like, see,

[00:53:36] I can handle him now on like Van Damme or Seagal who just have way too much of a ego. I will say this if they did. I would have liked the Thomas Jane Punisher a lot better if they had,

[00:53:51] you know, grabbed some of that some of that atmosphere of the Dolph Lundgren version. Yeah, definitely more of a Steenth Wave score. I mean, I dug the Scarface villains. Most people didn't, but I'm with you. I needed just a little extra grit. I do recommend the

[00:54:10] extended cut though because that reveals a big police corruption and a few more messed up deaths and morbid surprises. But unfortunately, like I think like many have said, like all the movies, Warzone's the most fun. And then the TV show was probably the best just in terms of

[00:54:29] interpreting the comic. But yeah, that's what I heard. I would love to, I mean, I'm glad Thomas got to play him in a video game, but Dolph still gets some fan mail. So it would

[00:54:38] have been fun to see him guest star as another superhero villain down the road instead of just something like Arrow. Right? I'm surprised he got into martial arts later on and how

[00:54:49] I think everyone just leaves him alone now because they find out, oh, he's not a dumb guy. So I get another movie here. We just watched this not too long ago. Actually, probably about six prior on Christmas time on the on the bed on bad movie Mondays.

[00:55:14] And I just want to I just want to read you off some of the cast here and see if you can figure out the movie. We have Matthew Lawrence, Andrew Lawrence. Oh, and older brother Joey Lawrence.

[00:55:30] What? The three Lawrence brothers. There is a wrestler in this, trust me. Denise Richards. Oh, is that Thomas Jane? What? And he's not the lead. Oh, money playing with the edge. I haven't seen that one yet. Adam Copeland. Yeah, Copeland. Have you seen him on Vikings?

[00:55:58] No, I haven't. Yeah. So he was getting some fandom from being on that and Stephen King's Haven, which is a fun horror comedy anthology show. If you like X-Files and Supernatural, you'll like that one. But yeah, anything of this film in Canada, he's pretty much just

[00:56:13] making up guest spots on. But yeah, movie wise, the whole making of that movie is way more fascinating than the junk that the movie is. The Kelsey Grammar. Did you hear the how this get made episode where they talked about how just recording the various like lines, like

[00:56:32] it was so micro budget, they had to wait for people to stop mowing their lawn next door. That's how improvised. So in the movie, you can when Kelsey Grammar is on the phone, you can literally see the script in his glasses. Oh my God.

[00:56:53] The movie is horrible. I figured this much. It's it's one of those. Watch it with friends. You'll be bored, silly watching it by yourself. Yeah. I mean, you need people to bounce off,

[00:57:09] you know, you know, bounce, bounce criticism off. But yes, you have all three Lawrence brothers in a movie. I heard of, I guess. I don't know was the cast of the house on available?

[00:57:25] And oh, that's perfect. And if you're going to use Denise, why not use Denise? You know, she's more entertaining when she has a gun or she's being whiny and show her tents. And

[00:57:36] when you don't have her doing any of that is like it always makes me wonder why did you hire her? Yeah, because I believe. Oh, I hear she shows up and does nothing. Yeah, pretty much. And yeah, they're pretty much edges a cardboard cut out.

[00:57:59] That's how he acts. And like Kelsey Grammar is like I don't need you know, I pretty much just don't want to be here. That's what I heard too. And didn't they have to borrow

[00:58:08] my friends like, it was like a Nash Bridges moment where they had to like borrow him like someone's giant. I don't know. It was like they had to borrow all these different boats and

[00:58:21] planes for friends. That's how low budget it was. Now speaking of which, I know you're going to know who he is. Since mentioned Goldberg earlier, are you a fan of his doppelganger,

[00:58:34] Stone Cold? Oh God, Stone Cold. He literally has just vanished and become kind of the reality TV guy. But if you look at some of his funds action movies outside of the Expendables, some of them are just fun taken man on fire knockoffs others are just

[00:58:52] no different than a Roddy Piper movie back in the 90s. But I'm more impressed by how most people forget he had a recurring role on Nash Bridges as this bounty hunter asshole.

[00:59:02] And he was kind of he somehow worked they would get all kinds of people from sportscasters to reality show stars and it was always mind blowing. I'm like, why do they work so well on this wacky

[00:59:12] low brow CBS cop show? I don't know. I don't get it. But I think you know, he he fits the the build. No pun intended. He fits the build he fits the you know, just the attitude, you know,

[00:59:28] it's like pretty much, you know, I could just picture Steve Steve Austin walking in just like what's my motivation? Just motivation. Don't act just be you freaking out. We need that's all we need. Um, motivation. What's what's my motivation?

[00:59:57] What was what was triple H in? Oh, he was in he was that awful henchman and blade trinity the third one playing Parker post seeing Calum Keith Rennie's main henchmen and all his insults make zero sense even by insult standards where you're just like, wait, what? Parker Posey.

[01:00:16] Don't put Parker Posey in a movie like that. Parker. I know she's a great great comedian and actress and how do you go from Boston legal to that? I loved her and waiting for guffman. Yes.

[01:00:29] There you go. Another so now we know if you're in the Christopher Gus camp, you've somehow been in B movies or the rest. I mean, Christopher Gus has a brother to Lance who's done all these voiceovers and bizarre cyborg B movies. So yeah.

[01:00:46] Oh, I know you're not going to know her. I don't think she was WWE though. Were you a fan of Kathy Long? Oh, how he lined the quarterback. So I'm not sure she had a nickname called the

[01:01:03] Punisher. I think she was in Missouri and just she did her share of B action movies here and there. She was guest starred on the show Street Justice and lo and behold, she was on

[01:01:14] a walk of types of Ranger episode as you do. She was the fight coordinator on the movie Relentless Justice, but she did stunts for natural born killers and was Michelle Piper stun double, but more importantly, yeah, she did this cool. She was in the Albert Pion cyborg

[01:01:32] and Nemesis spin off of Knights. She was the kickboxing instructor and Rami Michelle, but I like her mainly in this 1995 B action movie The Stranger where she faces off. It's another

[01:01:46] take on the whole, you know, one man gun. Oh yeah. Comes into town and she gets to fight Andrew D. Voff, you know the wishmaster. You've seen him in Air Force One and Danny Trejo and

[01:02:00] remember I remember those movies when they took place in Vietnam in the 1980s. Oh yeah. Rambo. Blammo Rambo commando Rambo Rambo. Yeah. Braddock Chuck Norris is I mean there were just so many of the it was like geez there's so many. So the only like the the only

[01:02:37] how to put this the only wrestler to have played himself in a movie that is accurate to himself is Jerry Lawler. Can you guess the movie? Warrior when you love it? No, no. Man on the moon Jim Carrey.

[01:03:01] The Andy Kaufman bio pin. I love that movie. That's true. There's so many cameos. There's cameos by the entire cast tax tax for God's sake. So apparently so apparently Jim Carrey pissed off Jerry Lawler because he was in absolute Andy Kaufman character

[01:03:24] the whole time. He's one of those like method actors. You know, once he's in character, he doesn't leave character. I mean that's why he drove time really Jones crazy on that stupid

[01:03:36] Batman movie. He was like Jim bow guy away from me. But yeah, it's funny how some people can handle another people just I get it. Everyone's in a different mood and everything. And you're working

[01:03:49] with one of the greats of all time. Meals freaking four men done so many great biopics and rewarding drama dramas. But yeah, there you know, there is no end to wrestlers and movies. We didn't even really like I know China was in a movie at

[01:04:13] one point. Yep. Movies. So yeah. Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, you can look it up. Um, yeah. I think they all you know, a lot of good ones. Let's see. What was what was Kurt Angle in? Somebody please help me.

[01:04:49] Oh, help me remember. Oh, my God. Where do we begin? What was he in? I mean, so Kurt Angle to me was absolutely one of the greatest introductions in professional wrestling. He's in one of the best MMA movies of all time warrior. He was just playing himself.

[01:05:10] He was hyped up as you know, the the Olympic gold medalist and yeah, like all these people just waiting for him, you know, he's gonna be that, you know, people are thinking he's gonna come

[01:05:23] out as like the next Hulk Hogan, you know, level of stardom and stuff comes up gets introduced comes out to the music and everything comes up to the to the ring goes. Look at you people. You're pathetic.

[01:05:41] You're fat. You're out of shit. Just completely just completely does absolute heel turn day one. Just doesn't leave Roy Jenkins to his career. And everybody I mean, well people loved him for that. You know, but you know, they hated the character, but you know, people love a heel.

[01:06:04] I love the heels. I was never a I was never a like never a Hogan fan. Yeah, yeah, I know many people love them, but I'm just like even like I didn't even care for him with NWO or anything like that.

[01:06:22] Because it was his best movie. He's what's that? Remlins to his best movie. I mean, there's no he like he was a talentless hack in the ring. All of his all of his talent came out of his mouth and that was it.

[01:06:42] I mean, yeah, he was definitely a motor mouse to where he's like seriously really going here right now. What should take on Randy Orton? Definitely talented doesn't to me doesn't really have the Mike skills. I think that's a well, that's a big problem with a lot of wrestlers.

[01:07:05] He was a Marine, but they didn't really do much with him. No. I like 12 rounds to the unlike 12 rounds one, which I cannot stand. Did you see 12 rounds free with Dean Ambrose also known as John Mokzley?

[01:07:21] No, no, I had started out as another fun like crooked cop versus good cop movie like Street Kings or The Negotiator and all those movies by WWE and Lionsgate are pretty much always filmed in Canada and you'll recognize every other actor from like X files

[01:07:39] star or that will start to like even 24. And I recommend those both because 12 rounds two is just another speed diehard with a vengeance type movie disarming bombs and 12 rounds free again, it's just you don't have to see anything. It's just a very fun

[01:07:57] fun, crooked cover up movie. Oh yeah. And I love these kind of B action films where you can watch them in fact 12 rounds free even got a limited release. So how about them apples?

[01:08:11] Yeah, I've not I have not seen that. I'm gonna have to recommend some of these for bad movie Monday just to you know, just a round out like you know wrestling, you know, absolutely dude.

[01:08:22] I will totally do that with you if you want because first of all, because first of all, what what I what you know is, you know, it's got you know, it's got it's got professional wrestlers in it. So, you know, you're gonna be PG 13 at

[01:08:38] most as far as rating goes. So, you know, my friend Patrick will not be in, you know, well won't get himself in trouble with that, you know, maybe, you know, possibly, you know, flirting with copyright strike. But you know, I'm definitely fearing about a lot of that.

[01:08:59] It does seem like we're gonna be so much of that. Like, I think in some cases, like why I've told him on occasions, you know, careful with the Neil Breen stuff because that guy, you know,

[01:09:10] that guy, he doesn't he is just as bad as seagull and I don't mean in that he's a molester or anything. What I mean is that he doesn't have a good sense of humor. He takes himself

[01:09:20] too seriously. That's funny for us. Now there's some people who like, there's some movies we watch. It's like no, it's like nobody cares. They're just happier watching it. There's plenty of comedians who we watched just to see them, you know, laugh at them as opposed to laugh with

[01:09:37] them. So but yeah, definitely. Yeah, wrestlers in movies, dear God, it's and it's gonna keep happening. You know that. Unfortunately, from what I hear, you know, because I don't like I haven't watched a lot of wrestling lately. But really nobody out there today

[01:10:03] really has the Mike presence they don't have. They don't have people hate watch a double back now. They don't really, you know, they don't have. Sorry. Yeah. They don't have the rowdy

[01:10:18] piper. You know, I mean, he was he was awesome on on the microphone knew knew how to knew how to play the the you know knew how to play the the Mike game.

[01:10:34] I mean Hogan, you know, for all for his lack of absolute, you know, for his garbage wrestling talent, you know, his his Mike presence, you know, he he commanded, you know, he commanded a room. The rock, of course, I mean, the rock John Cena, they were all Austin.

[01:10:57] Just knew how to you know, they knew they knew how to they knew how to get in get out. They knew how to they knew how to get people fired up. Um, you know, today, you know, like like Roman Reigns. I mean, he really he has no

[01:11:17] yet he has no Mike skills whatsoever. Brock Brock Lesnar was the smartest one because they knew, you know, they knew he had no Mike skills. I mean, I don't know how much he really didn't have much wrestling talent. He was he was skilled. He could do the shoot

[01:11:37] wrestling. I mean, he he and Angle had some great matches because they were both amateurs. They were both you know, they were both like Greco Roman and freestyle wrestlers. So they you know, they could riff off each other. The thing was Lesnar had no Mike skills.

[01:11:59] So he did the smartest thing possible. He had Paul Heyman do his talking for him, which Heyman is brilliant. Brock is just bizarre because he also just seemed he has the most

[01:12:11] funniest memes. And he does seem like he can be a henchman in a movie, but he just doesn't have even that presence really. Well, he doesn't he doesn't have the face for it.

[01:12:22] Yeah, he his face is too busy getting punched in. Sorry. He looks like he looks like a 16 year old kid. You know, I'm like a 35 year old body. You know, it's like geez.

[01:12:41] Have you seen that shirt of his eat sleep break the stick? What the fuck does that even mean? I have no idea. I get that song Wikipedia and I'm cheating here guys, but come on.

[01:12:53] I haven't seen as much of him, but I can't believe he was in fucking football. Side hustling. And then doing some UFC. So I think that's why I didn't keep up with him. I didn't.

[01:13:06] He kept appearing and just I can keep up with them. So I did see the movie countdown, which is yet another WWE die hard speed type knockoff that has as the lieutenant as Dolph Ziegler as the hero and it's to add some chemistry to the mix.

[01:13:28] It's called written by Richard Wink. That's right. The writer of Jack Richard to magnificent seven expendables to an equalizer movie. So it sounds like a very formulaic writing style is exactly it. Yeah, plug in, you know, plug in, plug in characters, plug in general plot,

[01:13:54] everything else just writes itself. Basically it is best movies probably by far have been the equalizer protege and 16 blocks. I know some people like the mechanic, but that one's too predictable for me. So that makes me go, why wasn't Jason Statham a wrestler?

[01:14:11] He's got the persona one, but he's a little smarter game became a politician. Oh yeah. Yeah, my friend Jason lives down in Tennessee not too far from his county. Yeah, he's a I'm gonna have to hear those stories. He's a GOP. Is he a congressman?

[01:14:36] Hey, he's a mayor. Last I checked. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. He's the mayor of his own town. He might have the town for it. I don't know. Glenn Jacobs. What if he ran as Glenn Jacobs or his cane?

[01:14:53] I will say this, I don't watch a network because a Howard Stern and true Hollywood story aren't on there anymore and be it's crap TV, but I gotta say those divas that are on there smoking gorgeous. If there's anything that freaking Brock Lesnar has going

[01:15:16] for him, he's married married to Sable who man Sable. You never heard of how old is Brock Lesnar? He's 46. She's 55. You know, 50. She's what 55? Yeah. Yeah. No, those. I knew she was older than me. Well, that's funny is Brock looks older than he actually is.

[01:15:43] Oh man. Oh, let's see. Yeah. I don't even know like, like, like any of the divas in movies, it's like, I don't even know where to start. I know what's her name? Oh, my God. Going to female wrestlers now.

[01:16:11] Lita. Lita was, you know, she did an episode of something and broke her neck. So, you know, not to be confused with the Nigerian singer. Yeah, Lita, the wrestler. Yes. Yes. And seriously again, they're all start out in Florida and pretty much

[01:16:29] roam about in that same. Oh, absolutely. So yeah, hanging out with Edge. Man. Yeah, Edge. Edge aka Adam Copeland. He's from Canada, originally. He's from Toronto. He's a Canuck. Yeah. Where's he? Hold on. I lost Adam Copeland. I can't find him now.

[01:16:57] He's off the grid guys. It's a fugitive. I will say Copeland was in another wacky diehard 24 type clone called interrogation. And it basically I lost track of how many times the camera looked like it was on camcorders sliding around. And he said,

[01:17:14] look guys, we got to go. He would literally he prides himself. Get this. Here's why you got to see this freaking goofy B picture. C movie. He goes in. He's like the world's explosives expert.

[01:17:28] And he just keeps going into a room and saying, we got to go and instead of disarming it like it's just always blowing up. And so this is why you got to like all these stupid wrestling wrestler led movies. He's an explosive expert. I guess he knows

[01:17:44] he knows how to stop terrorists. And is this some funny how they just go around and it's it only works if you go by G.I. Joe logic, you know, clear everybody out. Everybody. Or you do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles thing. Make them all robots.

[01:18:08] Cyborg. So now it's actually cool all of a sudden for 20 minutes and it makes you forget that there's nothing. It's a bare bones plot. What plot? Fast and furious makes better sense. This is just to sell toys.

[01:18:23] I sometimes felt that way. People get annoyed by those. They're just to sell toys. Oh yeah. I mean, he man that's all the cartoon was a vehicle to sell toys. Anything but I mean Barbie is a kid as a toy movie but it hides under the sad

[01:18:38] time the Lego movie is also meant to sell more Legos. Watch the toys that made us on Netflix. Rachel and episode. Oh my God. I think I might have seen part of that one

[01:18:49] along with the Star Trek one and I was just like, man, people had more time back in the day. Oh man. So it's hard to come to a conclusion because you kind of want to explore all these guys and

[01:19:05] what they can do but truth be told is looking pretty limited for them. Oh yeah. Yeah, well it's hard to you know, it would really be hard for like the great Kali to be in a you know, oh my God. In the longest yard with Goldberg. Oh geez.

[01:19:28] Was he in that? Yes, he was. I had a co-worker who was obsessed with that movie and be like, did he move at all because the dude can barely walk. I think yeah, he was just a hunk wasn't actually really doing anything.

[01:19:47] Yeah, you know, it's been ages since I've watched wrestling. I do have peacocks so I could probably I'm not going to say catch up because I don't want to. Where do we catch up? I could probably you know, I've actually thought about going through all the WrestleMania's.

[01:20:08] Are you really? Maybe I've watched one already. And then there was, well I mean you got to watch the Montreal screw job at least you know, at least twice in your life because I mean still one of the one of the greatest wrestling matches.

[01:20:30] I would love to find Jake Roberts and Terry Funk in a first blood match that turned real because they actually hated each other. And they were actually for real beating this shit out of each other. Well and you and I don't watch wrestling anymore but what I get

[01:20:53] sad and by is that there's no more of the behind the scenes in the locker room getting all meta or I miss when they would have celebrities on there so I got to ask you, what are your favorite

[01:21:02] cameos by celebs? Like I love it when Schwarzenegger went on there to promote into days I love when Sam Jackson was on your draft shaft and then they had Drew carry on because he's a former he's like I can take you. I'm going to say special guest ring

[01:21:17] announcer for WrestleMania one Liberace Liberace of all people the most non-wrestling as non wrestling as you can oh no I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry he was guest timekeeper. I'm still like I'm still like who lived that. Muhammad Ali is a guest referee.

[01:21:43] Yeah, where did that come from? Well he was still you know don't get me wrong he was totally check all these guys asses. Oh no he was the that's right he was the guest referee it was a boxing match.

[01:21:57] I think it was actually I don't I think it was I think that was WrestleMania three I want to say it was Rod Roddy Piper versus Mr. T in a boxing match. Oh my god that's great. I have to go back

[01:22:12] because I cannot remember these things off the top of my head but no one can and anyone who can I'm here for your safety. Yes ladies and gentlemen I'm old. I love all these different B schlocky movies but even I gotta make sense and clear the fecal matter

[01:22:29] in my brain once in a while. Oh yes deep hurting deep hurting his. Oh god. Oh but this has been a delight just talking about you on these because these

[01:22:47] it's just a special kind of zaniness like I have people who hate action movies but are big horror guys and sci-fi people and they watch stuff like this. It's a weird kind of cross culture and people who

[01:23:02] for whatever reason I see people who are into football and baseball but can't stand this so and then I see people who watch all pretty much any kind of live event they'll watch

[01:23:12] anything stupid even if they hate it like I would see people hate watch something like I don't know Bill Riley or Tucker Carlson or freaking Jim Rome. I don't know how you would even

[01:23:24] want to waste time doing any of that but okay. Oh yeah enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself in a non dirty way. I enjoy yeah I like sci-fi like horror. I love I love B I love B and C and D tier

[01:23:41] horror movies. Absolutely you're gonna get to eventually. I mean like I mean I've seen stuff that like you know bad movies but you realize that you know this is somebody's passion project

[01:23:56] that you know it's not good but you understand that they put their heart into this. Oh yeah there are movies that I will never admit to even my folks that I have watched because I know they

[01:24:09] will be like when were you watching this? I'm like I love I love comedy the problem is I don't you know I don't I prefer the unintentional comedies too. I don't want to sound like I don't

[01:24:30] want to sound like you know like an old man but you know they just don't do comedy anymore you know they don't do comedy. Yeah the last one's been one of the few that I've like dared to cross

[01:24:40] but everything else is often really give me airplane give me the naked black dynamite oh yeah something instead of laugh like I don't know why they do why do they do freaking I don't know

[01:24:59] spoof movies suck anymore. They really do these days people were like oh this new spoof movie that makes fun of black people not dying first in a movie I'm like I don't know that does already

[01:25:11] sounds like a trope upon a trope I don't know what's there when it was first funny now I don't find it funny anymore. I feel like one of the you know one of the really good horror movies that

[01:25:22] almost crossed into being a spoof was the first scream right because it was West it was basically Wes Craven just deconstructing horror movies he went all Roger Corman Joe Dante in a way yeah oh

[01:25:35] yeah and he deconstructed the whole formula you know never you know this person dies first this is you know basically just unwrapped all the tropes right there in front of you and said here you go

[01:25:52] here here's the whole movie we're gonna spoil it for you but you're not going to realize we're spoiling it till the end right yeah it's a fun movie I love well I love a good Wes Craven so

[01:26:04] isn't it funny though I've kind of seen a little bit across or I see talking about horror fans I do see every once in a while some I see people who like wrestling and they like stuff like Jason and Scream

[01:26:17] and in a way the ghostface killer is kind of a wrestler oh yeah it's an amateur with a knife who fears nobody and anybody can be him because everyone is still in the style kind of goes back

[01:26:30] to what you're talking about earlier wrestlers getting in trouble for plagiarism or being too similar are you surprised that the Undertaker hasn't crossed over or is he very much like to say

[01:26:44] I think I think his his characters hack need I think it's you know because you just recognize him instantly just seeing this guy yeah he goes around with a black hat on who looks like the

[01:26:55] creeper from Jeepers creepers like Kane Kane can do the horror movie because he already looks like he looks like a serial killer not to be mean it looks like the type Undertaker looks like a cartoon character of a horror movie you know of a horror character

[01:27:20] I really I don't think no I don't think the Undertaker I don't think it's a shock I think I just got saw the new mission impossible and I would respect Tom Cruise 100% if he played a serial killer those are the guys who are that that's another episode

[01:27:42] I know I'm the worst talking about talking about Tom Cruise is you know that that's that's wrong sausage and of itself I know oh yeah that why would you do that to yourself Cameron I could do I could do an Illuminati social club on that

[01:27:58] of course I don't want to get sued yeah let's say yeah Undertaker I think I liked him when he came out and then he did the whole American badass shtick and then you know then he went back to the to the dead man and it was like

[01:28:20] you know the illusion was broken then and it's like you know after a while it was like he was just he was almost just a gimmick in the ring yes many of them really are and I mean he could

[01:28:34] bear you know he walked he walks with two canes now and neither neither of them is Glenn Jacobs uh sorry bad joke but uh yeah they really you know really man really nice he's uh

[01:28:54] yeah I think a lot of like let's see triple H could probably do like a Conan style movie at one point yes at one point and then as a fun reversal Jason Momoa can be a wrestler for two months

[01:29:10] yeah um because I mean triple H always had like that cartoon character build to him I mean he looked like for whatever reason that was true I never thought of that and uh probably his best performance

[01:29:24] is that one star track enterprise episode I can't believe I'm saying that yes he was on that show luckily I don't have paramount so oh my girlfriend does but that's all right I saw it on Prime

[01:29:41] yeah um there are so many guys I'm they really missed the vote on they could have been either a B.C. list D list movie star playing a monster in horror movies or a vigilante in action

[01:29:57] but I'll just have to settle for just yeah just they'll have to just play a henchman or get some marble money I guess um oh that's right big big show is in uh

[01:30:15] Adam Sandler movie that's who I'm thinking of but yeah he I would give him a triple H Adam Sandler movie um oh my god uh uh uh uh he was captain insane oh that's right

[01:30:29] captain insane oh um was he um uh was that was that Billy Madison or was that um was that the no it wasn't the golf movie oh uh or was the foosball movie uh I can't the thing is

[01:30:48] you know they all blend together right they really do after a while it's big big show aka Paul white the widest dude you know spelled spelled spelled like I'll of not uh bread that is that is uh wi ght um

[01:31:25] I can't I can't find it and uh frankly I'm gonna stop working now somewhere over the rainbow yeah and no idea it disappeared a long time ago oh well oops well uh yeah I can't remember I can't remember shit fuck god damn it son of a bitch

[01:32:04] he was in a he was in a movie uh with Adam Sandler uh if anyone out there knows what it is let me know because I can't remember and I don't the thing is going through going through uh

[01:32:16] going through IMDB the thing is you have to go through all the wrestling specials and stuff is like yeah oh yeah it's it just you gotta scroll and scroll and scroll because

[01:32:31] you know every every pay per view every video tape every uh interview is a separate appearance so it really is yeah oh great having you on here uh now now it's time to plug

[01:32:48] not in the butt just time to plug your show not in the butt oh well thank you uh yeah so you can uh you can find me uh you find me you can find me on uh whatever it's called now

[01:33:04] it's either it's either x or went back to twitter or uh something else's twitter and x is something else at alien cg pretty much everywhere um nice I do the uh Illuminati social club they'll do it nice oh yeah

[01:33:21] well every so often when I when I when it's a conspiracy venture oh yeah um uh you mentioned the turtle stash cast that is done uh but it's just uh it is all six seasons of the

[01:33:36] original 1970s in search of tv show uh that myself oliver rock side and our friend doc doc pinko steve cluchier uh reviewed every single episode a couple of them line by line

[01:33:57] you'll find out that those are the religious ones uh there you go um heartburn honey is with me and heavy d heavy d aka stefanie uh what else what else do I do in your ear holes with oliver rock side

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[01:34:34] up in the spring uh anything else I do no that's it that's all I do that's sure sure that's all I do I swear if you find me doing anything else it's not me

[01:34:47] I'm not making any fake online guys sorry I'm not making any cameos and any b movies or anything so damn it yeah sorry nobody's asked yet we'll get there so we will get there yeah so this was fun absolutely man it was an absolute much to the point

[01:35:11] hope I hope I didn't get out go on too too long no just perfect hope I didn't you know derail too too much uh but that's what I'm good at if you've listened to anything I've ever done

[01:35:23] all I do is derail derail I don't do anything I don't do anything scripted uh not a fan I've done a couple I've done a couple scripted things but I much prefer just getting together with people and talking so

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