The Roast of Martin Scorsese

[00:00:13] So welcome, gang, to the one, the only, roast of the great Martin Scorsese. And before you start sending us hate mail, listen, a roast can be for someone who's bad, it can be for someone who's controversial, it can be for someone who's good. In this case, it's kind of two-thirds of that, but we'll see. So, you know, I love Scorsese, I love his 70s and 90s work. Cliff varies on him, he's always getting shit from his co-host, A-Ron, on You Haven't Seen This Movie, and he's like, I don't want to, A-Ron.

[00:00:44] And Gil and Tom Varianum, James swears by him, unless I remind him, oh, but James, what about that one movie? Oh, it's going to be great. So, Charlie is joining us once again in the studio, welcome, welcome back. We totally didn't record these back-to-back. Yeah, it's good to be back here, it's obviously the first time in quite a while, we're definitely not doing these two in a row. Oh, absolutely not, absolutely not, no, no.

[00:01:07] So, I gotta say, is Scorsese hates comic book movies so much? Why the fuck did he produce the Joker movie? And despite being one of the best filmmakers of all time, why does the man continually rely on narration to start off his movies? It's kind of screenwriting 101, it's frowned upon. I would say creating the Joker movie proves that he hates comic books. Was his hand on the first one or the second one?

[00:01:35] He was going to direct it originally, so that's why he's a credit producer, but he gave advice to the Hangover director. It's like, just remake the king of comedy in Taxi Driver. Because I'm really, I mean, I saw the first one and it had some issues, but the second one I've heard nothing, so many bad things about it that I just, I'm too afraid to watch it. Yeah, Film Rage and Oreo were praising it, unlike you guys. Yeah, I found the first one exceedingly dull, so I can imagine a worse version of that.

[00:02:01] It was like, just trying to be like a Fight Club or Falling Down movie, and then near the end, just heard Robert De Niro look so bored. It's like, you could not frame a more bored face. And then it goes all apeshit and turns into a Purge movie in the last minute. I'm like, what is happening? And I cannot picture Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn. She's not an actress. No. Coming soon, the roast of Lady Gaga. Oh my god.

[00:02:28] So, Zack Snyder movies, Heaven's Gate, Kevin Costner epics, Avengers Saga, Mission Impossible, and previous roasty Chris Nolan over-rely on everything being free plus hours long. So, why the hell does Scorsese want to join that club again? Three hours, man. You don't have to join. Well, I'm guessing it has something to do with Gilligan's Island. Explain. Damn it, Gilligan.

[00:02:58] Explain in version of song. Three hour tour, I got it. Skipper! Three hour tour to three hour bore. Oh, Skipper, skip it. All right, Tom. I'll let you take it away. All right. Well, I will say this. I have been – I started watching Scorsese's films about ten years ago. If I'll go to Courtney Plann, I should be done by 2088.

[00:03:25] Scorsese – fun fact, Scorsese is Italian for I'll Do It. Just ask his family members who co-star in his movies. Yeah, I'll put it this way. Martin Scorsese's filmography makes Roger Corman look like a piker. He's done movies, TVs, dramas, rom-coms, mob films, documentaries, music videos. If only he would diversify.

[00:03:55] Yeah, he's done for working extensively with Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio. From the King's Comedy to I'm the King of the World! Now, I'm not saying he's old, but he was involved in The Last Temptation of Christ, and he's old enough to have filmed it from memory. Martin Scorsese is to film what Keith Richards did to drugs. He's done them all. Probably has.

[00:04:25] Scorsese has a knack for gangster films. He just takes out one type of character and puts ads in another. We're going to get the estate of Larry Cohen on the phone. There might be a copyright issue. He probably has an argument with him. Yep. Scorsese's filmography is so extensive he co-produced The Big Bang. Not the TV show. The actual Big Bang. Fortunately, Michael Bay was not involved. Yeah. He was in The Epstein Files.

[00:04:55] Going back to the religious side of it, he's done so much work, even God is telling him, hey, leave something for the rest of us. Something else here. He also directed a Michael Jackson video. Literally. So he literally directed a bad movie. Let me leave you on this hypothetical point. If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, is Scorsese still getting their directing credits? Yeah.

[00:05:34] That's pretty good. Someone somewhere has given him credit. He's like, hey, thanks. I didn't work on that movie. Give it to my daughter. She could use the film's credit. All right, James. Get ready to rumble. All right. So, Martin, I loved your movies. I've loved all your movies. You know, I saw Taxi Driver when I was like 12 years old, still blown away by it. Saw Raging Bull.

[00:06:00] You know, saw The Last Waltz, which is one of the, I think, the greatest rock and roll documentary of all time. You know, Goodfellas. But I just got one question. What the fuck possessed you to do New York, New York? I love that one. But I hear you. Three hours of me looking at Eliza Minnelli and looking at Robert De Niro thinking she has bad breath. You know, who the fuck possessed? What the fuck? You know, and I got to say this. I got to say this. You know, it's not that bad of a movie.

[00:06:29] Not that bad of a movie. And then you watch it and you think to yourself, what the fuck was he thinking? You know, you got your comeback with Raging Bull, which is one of the greatest, you know, boxing movies of all time. You know, I like Raging Bullwinkle instead. If anybody remembers that. The hardcore comedy show. You did one great movie that I loved called After Hours. And I didn't realize it was you.

[00:06:58] I didn't realize you did comedy, you know, because in the movie, you know, if you've ever seen the movie, I think it's one of his best movies. But, you know, then you do Last Temptation of Christ. Let me just say this. The life of Brian was better. Oh. And Willem Dafoe is Jesus Christ. I mean, that's like, you know, that's really good casting. Yeah. Wow. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:07:27] The Green Goblin. Yeah. You know, and Harvey Keitel is Judas. You know, Harvey Keitel with a Brooklyn accent. He's the one who solves problems. I got 30 pieces of silver. He's from the south side of Jerusalem. I can't really say anything bad. Yes. 158th Street. I can't say anything bad about his movies. I love The Aviator.

[00:07:55] That's a great movie to watch, especially about Howard Hughes. I just didn't realize you had to go into detail about his bodily functions. I got to say, you know, there's nothing bad I can really say about Martin Scorsese. Sometimes, you know, there's killers of the flower mode. I just go. Thank you. My favorite scene ever is in Goodfellas when they're in jail and they're cooking. Egg noodles and ketchup. I'll finish off the line. One of the great lines.

[00:08:26] I, because of that, have actually tried to make egg noodles with ketchup. So, he's kind of like Spielberg where he's better at comedy when it's in an otherwise serious movie versus doing just a standalone comedy. I got to say, I got to say his mom, when he put her in a movie, she was so cute. I loved her in King of Comedy when she's walking past. I think that's her. Walk past Jerry Lewis and she said, you should die of cancer. Yeah. And I got to say this.

[00:08:55] I know, I know it was the king of comedy, but, you know, can we just say one thing? Jerry Lewis and a Martin Scorsese movie. Who was directing who? You know, that's my question. So, I really can't, I can't, I can't, anything bad to say about him, but. I departed from Scorsese after he won Best Picture for directing an inferior remake. What? Departed? It's a remake of a better Hong Kong trilogy. Oh, yeah. I forgot. Yeah. Shit.

[00:09:23] If you want more Joe Pesci, then instead of watching all three Martin Scorsese movies he's in, for now, just YouTube all his scenes from the Lethal Weapon sequels. That still takes less than nine hours. Well, I love how he made the movie The Irishman and he's got, he's got Al Pacino and it was Al Pacino's in there, right? Unfortunately. Or Pesci, who's in it? They're both in it. I don't know who's in that movie. I can't tell who's who.

[00:09:54] Yeah. You got, you got Joe Pesci. You got, you got Robert De Niro. You got Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Al Pacino. Guess who's not wearing lips to their feet for that movie? Well, I feel like that. Yeah. I feel like it was on the Muppets. Yeah. Sorry. I got completely distracted and lost the time. No, it's fine.

[00:10:21] So we're still kind of making jokes about a filmmaker we otherwise like, which is Scorsese. he's making jokes about length and time and and blood self-indulgent gory biopics lots and lots of monty python blood everywhere it's just a merely flesh wound uh looking at scorsese's and i'm gonna be like everyone else i love them but looking at some of those films uh we got

[00:10:47] taxi driver casino the aviator the departed i honestly just think he's narrating a vegas trip not completing it by directing the hangover he must owe money to someone like tarantino and if you look at the titles of his films uh killers of the moon notwithstanding he apparently he does know what brevity is so i really there's an inverse correlation between

[00:11:13] the shortness of the title and the length of the film but i but i really i really do enjoy him uh one of my favorite films just full stop is gangs in new york but i will never forgive him for creating thousands of weird maga freaks who think that it's a documentary and believe that the irish were discriminated against simply for their feelings i'm gonna tell them i'm gonna historically say that

[00:11:42] the irish were correctly discriminated against and the only thing worse than the irish is all other white people there you go you know not to peel back the curtain too much we did just roast tarantino and we talked about the the interminable length of his films scorsese can make films that long that are still hold your interest the entire time there have been parts of you know times like even with the departed where i'm like oh wow it's already over and it's you know been you know i'm like four

[00:12:11] years older you know so uh i do think it can be done i mean sometimes it can be a little heavy-handed with oh dude now that guy's gonna kill that guy okay great you know um but for the most part i really think he does a really good job of keeping interest i i i find uh although i'll make fun of his length of his films not the length of his entire body which is definitely uh but uh of his films i will say

[00:12:40] that he does an excellent job of mostly creating interest in in holding that all the way through tell me well and plus look at serpico rocky the social network la confidential schindler's list rounders inside man the godfather boiler room those are great movies but scorsese didn't direct them so is he really the best filmmaker of all time he didn't make those movies you know he also didn't

[00:13:10] do citizen kane that's weird yeah well there's i'm starting to think there's more films he didn't do than he did do we're getting to the bottom of conspiracy here you can't tell me he wouldn't want to cross the line and say i'd kill to direct that oh i'm curious as to what anyone here thinks

[00:13:30] is like a really bad scorsese film oh like that you don't like i mean you know and not counting boxcar bertha or something yeah that was a roger corbin movie that was his first yeah so it would definitely be probably uh killers of the flower moon or irishman just like he's just so discombobulated

[00:13:54] and unorganized with it and then has the nerve to add scenes that never happened in real life like we don't know how the irishman did or didn't kill jimmy hoffa we don't we know for a fact that DiCaprio's character did not bitch slap De Niro's character is like dude if you're gonna tell history pick a lane because right now you're going all braveheart on us where this is like mistaking action for fact and gonna just misinterpret a lot of stuff but doesn't make any use of those free

[00:14:24] hours like you look at good fellas and even new york new york and last temptation those movies go by so fast even though they're two and a half to three hours and i think he just needs paul schrader back in his screenwriting corner because whoever he's working with just it seems like for all his greatness he also is very self-indulgent lately and it does mere tarantino like cliff is saying where both of them lost their famous editor and since then that's where we started getting more

[00:14:50] hey these free hours are becoming insufferable they need his crew members back one one of his films isn't really a roast it's just me loving on him uh cape fear which we haven't talked about yeah it's good it's so amazing based on john d mcdonald's books uh one of my all-time favorite writers and i'm always surprised that uh uh more of his films didn't get made he's one that did the travis mcgee series if you ever read any of those are good books uh yeah uh send florida too

[00:15:16] right baila so um yeah i i always thought that they weren't that hard to adapt but i feel like uh it was such a good mix and i don't know if anyone else really could have done it and that's another one where it's a little different it's the exact opposite of all i'm talking about there isn't like 20 different endings right uh it holds its general sort of three act uh structure uh which honestly is fairly rare for him he tends to get into the 12 acts sort of set up so he kind of does he

[00:15:45] kind of he does two plays or at least six denoumas so is that the plural it's a it's a circus act but five more like dumbasses well i guess tom could share a joke before cliff uh gets out of town for the mobsters who are trying tracing him that's right john d mcdonald fan club is coming for me because

[00:16:12] i shouted him out um but i am gonna get to go rob nice to meet you i think it's the first time we got to be on with one with you but uh i've heard a few of the ones you've been on so it's really good to see you yes mike you're always a pleasure see you later cliff cheers man yeah i just want to go back to the jerry lewis thing for a moment uh maybe it's me but i think he i think

[00:16:35] he could have easily have had him say a lady a few times and really really drive the point home well he did have jerry lewis at one point i think he should have directed slapstick of another kind not to mention he was apparently he's not just italian but he's also apparently french which means he doesn't care we which means he likes jerry lewis

[00:17:08] i i like scorsese's movies i mean it's hard to think of something bad about although one of the oddest things in main streets there's that whole conversation he calls him a mooc and what's a mooc remember that whole segment yeah he gets all the kinds of different insults you're like i guess i gotta be a new jersey guy to get we were talking about that at work years ago and we actually we

[00:17:33] actually called the chicago sun times and we get had him on the line gene siskel we're gonna ask him what a mooc was wow you're on hold and i chicken us and we can't do this and i wisely you know he's going what are you bothering me for i don't even know who you are you know no howling overreactive gene system would have been he would have probably been like oh i'm damn you how could you ask

[00:17:56] i give your question two thumbs down yeah i don't even know you fuck you what whoa whoa gene gene i can't roger ebert uh let me do my best ebert well you see g i i disagree completely i think you're overthinking this haha i'm fat and like lots of food

[00:18:19] so yeah like and roger ebert like the honey badger he don't care yeah it's it's tough to uh roast a scorsese seriously it's i don't that's why i thought it was going to be fun because it's like for a great filmmaker he's had some well with all with all his films he still has quite a few tropes in his films that's kind of the thing he's a pop culture icon

[00:18:48] and everybody's making gangster jokes around he does kind of have a mob fixation yeah we'll give that there is one of his films that i found insufferable and it's strange because my favorite film of his is last temptation i think it's a masterpiece but silence is horrible oh well that

[00:19:13] that's describing the theater yes i mean i was waiting for the sequel crickets to come out i was silent in my shock when it was over it was like if if you weren't already just deeply christian then why the heck aren't these guys just coming out and saying like okay i'll say what you want us to say and then you won't kill us and the movie's over yeah and he's a catholic so you're like

[00:19:43] why are you doing right but my so in that case i maybe maybe it was here's a good joke for you maybe it is consistent with all of his other movies because this time there was torture it was just for the audience oh yeah i saw that movie everyone's like it's underrated i'm like i like the better

[00:20:09] when this was a kira kurosawa joint like yeah all these period and just deeply detailed shots and no narrative to go along with it i'm just like i like the i like spiritual themes but that movie was spiritually bereft yeah if you want if you want a good spiritual scorsese movie watch kundun kundun's great too yeah yeah that that one knew what it was and that was for disney whoa

[00:20:36] the mouse house was like we can't distribute this oh yes you can scorsese i got a funny story for you so donald trump once crashed the set of scorsese's wolf of wall street three years later trump crashed the white house i still blame scorsese for letting him start the shenanigans though and yes kill i use the word sorry that's sorry

[00:21:03] he loves quoting super troopers and saying stop saying shenanigans you know he he's all about his image so you know he heard there were people you know making lots of money by being con men so he figured he he deserved at least a cameo true story scorsese and francis ford coppola are both not fans of the sopranos

[00:21:34] i got no comeback so i'm just gonna leave that right here is that's a lot of bullshit to process right now they make mafia movies and they hate other mafia movies that borrow from them he probably thinks it's not realistic he said something stupid like oh those type of palm trees aren't in that part of jersey i'm like why are you paying attention to the palm trees for a five second scene sorry go ahead tom i was just

[00:22:03] like i was gonna say um yeah uh he has a type doesn't he that would be like if george lucas were to like bash space operas it's like whoa whoa hold the front door there georgie does it it just shows you how some of them are just there it's not that they're too close it's that they just think only they did it well it's like okay well then he did get involved with the um morder walk empire right

[00:22:34] and then use that same writer from that and sopranos to write wolf on wall street so yeah wasn't wasn't he one of those directors that came out and said that he thought marvel movies weren't yeah yeah yeah i was gonna bring that up it's not a movie i can't eat popcorn it's no good i'm gonna choke on my own popcorn and yeah money yeah i had some jokes for that

[00:23:01] so percese is one of the best filmmakers all the time and yet he can't deviate much outside of outside of the crime genre but then again he'd likely mash up a crime movie with some other genre and the last thing anyone needs to make is another cop rock that's true ask your parents guys i remember cop rock okay i remember cop rock i'm still on therapy i was old enough for it yes be careful out there

[00:23:30] uh poor randy newman at least he got monk in toy story afterwards the trailer park boys movies swear net has the wolf of wall street beat for the most f-bombs in a movie i did my research scorsese should know better than to try outdoing any foul-mouthed canadian comedians for the most profane movie of all time by the way the math it's 935 total that beat wolf's 569 total quality people

[00:23:57] having as many f-bombs in a movie did you say quality or quantity quality but they're mistaking quantity for quality i will say seeing after hours but when that movie's over you feel as worn out as uh the main character does just everything he's gone through you know and then a movie does wear you out emotionally i think which is which means it's a great movie you know it's kind of deliberate

[00:24:27] and at the same time it's not one you put in every time it's like every five years versus every year so mike thank you for bringing up one of my favorite things about scorsese because when i saw that movie i was probably in high school and i watched the audience because i sat in the theater a couple of times and watched it and i watched the audience laugh their asses off and enjoy the whole movie and then when that ending happens and it just he crashes on the ground

[00:24:56] and it kind of has that little bit of a downer ending it skews the whole audience in that moment and they all suddenly get up and they're all like ooh that made me feel really uncomfortable and then they all because they feel uncomfortable they think they didn't like it but they were enjoying it the whole way up until the end and it's amazing to watch yeah he goes back to work and sits at his desk and you're going after all you've been through you know you could you felt

[00:25:24] you felt for the character which you know made it a great movie i can vouch for that i was in high school and it was often on stars and hd net quite a lot and i kid you not like for whatever reason just one particular summer it was on quite a lot and without phil and one of our uncle was living with us at the time and my dad just always has tv or music on while he's doing work and designing websites and he's like it's just without phil it just would come on and we'd be like

[00:25:54] this is so weird we can't stop watching my mother who has no fondness of any of scorsese's movies is also watching and being like that's griffin dunn it's such a weird movie i can't stop watching so it's just so funny how some movies are just that way it's like you could have no connection to this but you're going to watch it from beginning to end so hey and it has the great catherine o'hara so it gets rest in peace yeah and i've heard that the soho district at that time was a lot like what's in the movie oh totally

[00:26:23] characters yeah so it's a documentary yeah kind of it really is it was yeah other movies that have the most f-words in them are state property 2 alpha dog anora uncut gems and babylon so again why does scorsese want so badly to share a list with these losers that's true but i love the f i think you know people who say fuck are more intelligent as far as i'm concerned and people who are

[00:26:53] foolish about it can fuck off and maybe we could have the podcast with the most fucks to fuckity fuck up every other fucking podcast filmmakers that were on that same list of having the most profanity in their movies include spike lee kevin smith david ire and quentin tarantino that's four potty mouse total scorsese only has one all right charlie

[00:27:22] want to jump in on it i do have a few here i'm like other people have already said obviously i like martin scorsese uh great director i still kind of do want to know who won the pool match at the end between paul newman and tom i know it's not the point of the movie to see who won but the sports writer in me is like i kind of want to know who won still oh yeah it's kind of a screenwriting thing is like even if you don't reveal it you and your heart should know and i hate it when filmmakers are like oh i never came up with an ending it's like no no no no no you know

[00:27:51] whether it's a deleted scene or not the point you should know but i know just in terms of jokes i've got a handful here but i know obviously martin scorsese's agent must have a cocaine dealer on retainer for him that's incredibly expensive and i'm assuming that's why he has to make movies oh man martin scorsese's been married five times he's done 10 movies with robert de niro and six with leonardo di caprio

[00:28:21] maybe that's why he keeps getting divorced and married to his work in cape fear he had robert de niro put his fingers in juliette lewis's mouth i don't have a joke but maybe we should see if marty's been to any islands in the last decade or so i know speaking of cape fear i'm an 80s baby so i did like the simpsons version of cape fear better even though it was just parodying the whole thing fair enough i know uh

[00:28:50] the irishman was fun seeing de niro and Joe Pesci back together again it was a lot more fun the first two times and good fellas in casino but at least irishman is great to fall asleep to now and i do like scorsese he can be a little bit repetitive he uses gimme shelter so often that i feel like you should make uh videos about supporting homeless shelters and he and speaking of the swirling stones he actually did i think he did a documentary about

[00:29:20] the stones the last waltz and and then he did that recent 2006 one yeah shine a light so satellite yeah stones are in the last waltz okay well he's in what one of those other movies with the band and some of those other semi-screw but scorsese made cape fear one of the best remakes of all time too bad everyone forgot about it with silence of the lambs hogging the box office oh yeah lord of the rings

[00:29:49] combined is nine hours long i'd still rather watch that than free of scorsese's films and i say that as a fan scorsese has several unmade projects including biopics about mike tyson and frank sinatra in the immortal words of harrison ford i don't care and i got one last one and i'll hand it off the usual

[00:30:19] suspects writer christopher macquarie wants so badly to be the next scorsese with his plot twists and all the problem is he still has to get the stench of both tom cruise and brian singer off of him and that's it i'll hand it to gill okay martin scorsese's movies aren't films they're endurance tests with the soundtrack budget he spent 50

[00:30:49] years making the same movie about insecure men with mother issues and a cocaine hobby if a scorsese character isn't narrating his own downfall did the movie even happen his idea of female character development is she exists she tolerates him she leaves the end much like christopher nolan who also gets

[00:31:19] shit for bright and bad female characters right scorsese doesn't direct actors he just turns on the camera and lets robert de niro mumble for four hours that's good the man pioneered de-aging technology just so we could watch a 76 year old pretend to kick someone convincingly every scorsese script could be titled how to ruin your life in 180 to 240

[00:31:48] minutes he says superhero movies aren't cinema but half his characters wear gold chains like they're part of the avengers end game little italy edition

[00:32:22] Scorsese tight edit still feels like he refused to delete anything because the vibes are historical and finally at this point if a guy in a track suit says it's about respect scorsese appears behind you like beetlejuice and starts storyboarding that's good that's really on the money wow beetles juice beetles juice fortunately it's not the candy man then we'd have to say his

[00:32:51] name five times yeah or sammy davis jr would show up i'm not welcoming a scorsese movie like this because they're too italian for me i gotta say one of the best film documentaries i've seen is a personal journey with martin scorsese through american movies if you can find it i think it's from like 99 or something 95 yeah i got a import dvd of it i can only play it on

[00:33:21] one of my dvd players but it's wild how it's really good it is i think it was on pbs yes i think that's where they aired it but it is so funny the movies he's passed on and you're like really marty that's too much for you mr brutality he passed on schindler's list oh really so that would have been interesting to see his version of schindler's list different kind of endurance test different kind of schindler's why does the king of fun popcorn movies that everyone even the most cynic loves

[00:33:51] Steven Spielberg have to do and scorsese oh that's too much for me he's like oh i say so you can handle gamblers getting their faces kicked in for free hours but holocaust that's too much all right i guess it's pretty simple yeah if he would have if he would have done schindler's list it would be longer than world war ii very good if you have a library card you can see a personal journey on canopy for free

[00:34:20] okay okay perfect yeah and that will take us less long than any of his movies too it's definitely worth watching it's really good i wonder what it would be like seeing him on pbs is like uh marty i won't give him credit though too he has actually overseen a lot of his movies whatever they're played on cable or network tv so i do respect him for that just saying you know like he would actually approve of all the different

[00:34:48] edits of good fellas and casino you know and even the departed even make the blood be black instead of you know gruesomely red and remodify the language so it definitely makes a difference versus other movies which you see on edited tv and you're like this is unwatchable you know he made a documentary about his mom in 1974 and then that was kind of when his career started taking off maybe she was just not going to let him succeed until

[00:35:17] he gave her her due you know how it was kind of moms could be i mean especially how he has her what is it he has her playing joe pesci's mother and mom you're playing the mother of a murderer and you got a treat right to a dinner honor your mom and you can have a successful career too as a toast you're a great filmmaker you have vibrant colors you have great set design you have

[00:35:46] great soundtrack that actually serves the movie just cut it down to 90 minutes that's all i gotta say we weren't born yesterday stop treating us like morons go the distance a little more get a different editor and cinematographer love you marty and stop talking shit don't go into tarantino's club although if he hears go the distance he'll just make it he'll add an extra 45 minutes to

[00:36:15] the movie yeah you see how going the distance doesn't work for him he's got to make a five-hour boxing movie with stallone now oh geez he's got a an sctv documentary coming out soon wow oh really maybe he does have a sense of humor thank you sctv hey you looking at me you think i'm funny johnny larue john candy's gone i could see johnny

[00:36:45] larue as a scorsese uh gangster you know i could have seen dr tongue's 3d house of gangsters that would have been fun in a different world i could have seen him actually getting a serious performance out of john candy or eugene lovey good too