James, Gil, Mike & I decided to take Mike's dare and see how many films can be agreed upon as being some kind of classic.
How many of them are simply Good but not Top 250 Great?
Which ones are simply a genre or cult classic?
And which ones are just plain awful despite being an audience and critic's darling for their respective time?
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[00:00:06] It's a Jacked Up Review Show Are you guys all friends then? Yes, we have a particular set of skills watching Trashy movies and making some of them Kind of friends I promise we are two and a half years into this
[00:01:00] I promise I'm gonna now that I have stopped being a chicken shit And I'm getting a new car and gonna probably start traveling state to state on my days off We're gonna definitely have to do some kind of expo or panel together That's pretty cool
[00:01:19] I'm looking like Johnny fever Trace and Frank were talking to them and Kevin Smith's been here. Yeah And no one ever wants to come to Iowa We're gonna see as well next week So do you ever place your names together? JK
[00:01:44] There's actually usually four of us, but the other two couldn't be here today. So good. You get we all got chaotic schedules Yeah, yeah having fun be damned It's been Arbor Day and all Yeah, right
[00:01:58] I love being here on Thursday night because I work Monday through Thursday usually so it's nice Oh, yeah We usually do our podcast on Tuesday. So it works out pretty well I'm so glad to be coming on your thing And uh What what's funny is
[00:02:13] Yeah, you guys are very active on twitter like I will see you just like be like That's all Karen That's me But even then I mean that's that's great interactivity like that they've been really killing it lately, you know, despite being owned by a Nazi
[00:02:27] I think everyone's just moving on. They're like We're only here for business Pretty much out of our show and meet other cool people from around the world This is all there is to it. Yeah
[00:02:38] And so I've I have already stopped interacting with that people asking hot tags this movie or that this food or that I'm like Next I get on there. I do my thing. I talk to a few people and
[00:02:51] I'll retweet this shit and retweet my shit. Yeah, that's yeah, I help promote anybody that helps promote us like yep. Yep Yep, absolutely It's important. You better write it to me. I get so frustrated with the social media stuff man. I can't I hear you it
[00:03:07] I have to remind myself. Oh shit already posted that, you know, give myself enough time to edit this and Yeah, we've been pretty good. We we we had some Skype issues when we first started where
[00:03:20] Computer would crap out on us. There was one time where it literally kicked me off and hijacked it from me Guys my computer just kicked me off. I don't know if I saved everything on here and we're just like Oh
[00:03:39] One podcast with our buddy Alec and he did it through Skype And it was a mess like as well. We have to close every window unfortunately It was his headphones. I kept giving up on him and I think he just used regular like air pods or something
[00:03:54] Yeah, it didn't it didn't work out so well. I think we did that was for clerks too. Yeah They're like stop reviewing this device of movie I'll tell you what though our very first podcast like we did the whole podcast and then like we all went home
[00:04:12] And he he contacted us like what an hour later and he was like, hey guys, um, we gotta do it over again. Nothing recorded We've had that happen always now. Yeah, it has happened to me before but usually
[00:04:27] I got better at organizing stuff, but there were times where like where the fuck did the recording go? Yeah, fuck Well, I also had an incident a couple weeks ago where my hard drive took a crap on me Yeah
[00:04:39] I what I do is I record everything on my laptop that I put it on hard drive and I edited everything on my desktop And that's the hard thing too having to tell guests. Hey
[00:04:48] I I know you want your episode now, but there's 20 people in front of you And i'm trying to make sure everyone doesn't sound awful by remastering it and I get it waiting can be a hell but um
[00:05:02] Yeah, uh, I find that having not too many windows open that that often will help you out a ton But it's hard because sometimes you just need some extra thing in the view screen to reference right It's true. Oh
[00:05:17] So this is like to unplug one of the three fire sticks in the house when not in use that helps Yes, there you go Two years ago and that Wi-Fi is finally getting good. I think it just Peer of adjustment or whatever
[00:05:32] It's kicking my boys off of their fortnight and Kids Don't be doing that. Exactly. We got an AT&T tech come out and tweak it. So Oh god 1 800, you know the one it's the 2020 number if you ever need anything i'll get you the 2020 number That's
[00:05:54] Well, I've retired from AT&T and I don't want to go into it but uh, I Just got my pension money back that they shorted me a long story, but Four months after january 1st I had AT&T
[00:06:11] for uh for a cell phone service and it was one of the worst so There's a great. We're all big mystery science data retract spans Which is kind of how we got started
[00:06:20] But what's funny is there's a great riff in the Starship troopers live show where they're like There's the AT&T logo displays and you're like dropping your calls religiously That's great
[00:06:33] I don't know. We had issues that we just moved in here two and a half years ago every issue is at first But now it's fine. So it's been good for about a year. You just you gotta know where to put stuff and
[00:06:42] No in the fold of yeah Like I said, I Just keep the fire sticks unplugged it helps. So But this has always been the laptop has always been working good. So yeah, that's the most important thing I think we got a pretty good rhythm down now
[00:07:01] Hopefully yeah, we definitely have a good rhythm down now. It's it's Pretty much uh every week is it a rhythm nation? It's very routine Yeah I'm an ass we had if we had rhythm then uh, we'd be doing a music podcast
[00:07:23] Be on your dance and you know in 90s clothes perfect. Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely So we have to go back to the 80s I don't know. We might as well Especially the usual suspects here. We got JJ, Mike and Gil I'm reporting for duty. So Mike
[00:07:44] signed us up for movie hell, which was Let's play a game of is this movie a classic or not We had done a similar one a year ago called bastard or not where we were talking about the labs We were like they're an asshole
[00:07:58] They're douchebag, but they're not You know, I don't think it's cancel worthy or I don't think their awful one should be told to lead the business. So that was fun We mentioned all sorts of superhero As are you
[00:08:14] And it was hard, you know, it's like, okay. Yeah, Charlie Sheen his career is already dead. So I don't think he should be canceled It was it Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen Well, he's living he's living fat off that, you know, two and a half men money
[00:08:33] Yeah, it's like no one wants to work with him. So it's okay, you know, and so it was a fun In between But it was never to the point where we're like, oh you're fucking wrong. I can't stand
[00:08:45] We're pretty civil around here, you know, it's just like it's not like we're talking politics. What's talking about Slugs are stuck. Anyway We got some special guests on this crosshair we got Joseph and Karen from the Bonsai movie crew Arms away
[00:09:05] Oh, I'm Joseph. I am Karen. Do we do we drop our socials and all that good stuff too? Uh, I'd be happy to I'm gonna try and link it either way, but yeah, sure
[00:09:16] Uh, so you can find us on x, uh, twitter. Well, that's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing Instagram, Instagram It's provocative YouTube, yeah Um, what else is there? We used to be on rumble. We got rid of that crap. Yeah
[00:09:32] I actually don't know what that is It's it's it's like youtube. It's a thing man. You guys are like guns and roses Yeah, I might as well. No, it was like, uh, it was a lot of conservative stuff on there
[00:09:47] And it was like good good lord. So it was parlor 2.0. Perfect. Yeah, exactly. Exactly Oh man rid of it though, but pretty you can find us anywhere you can find your podcast like Spotify apple apple podcast google podcast amazon
[00:10:06] Yeah, everywhere. So yeah, just trying to get her out there a little bit rocking the suburbs Yeah, pretty much That's us How long you guys been doing your show? We do La La Land on tuesday will be our 89
[00:10:23] I'm gonna be interesting. We're surprised by named Clyde messed it up again, you know I'm sure that'll be our trivia Yeah, I do the trivia so I'm sure that's in there because I looked it up just to see how much there was. It's like 320
[00:10:37] I was okay with it because I'd rather it happened more often Yeah, it's good to know that they're not exciting then we'd have more face slaps Right Son of a bitch Name My movie's name out of your fucking mouth Well, we should have run
[00:11:03] My movie's name out of your fucking mouth I want to see her running I'm Absolutely check each hand comes on stage and Like like we'll smiths the slappy kind but like get somebody like talk shit about like Jackie Chan's wife
[00:11:21] There should be that there should be oh wait, they should have the you know how they often have all kinds of guests They should have the definitely not winning an award in this lifetime just like presenters
[00:11:32] The rod and fogs all kinds of guys just go up on the stage. Yalla Reeves presents it goes Whoa A hand on him Dude Meanwhile Vigo Mortensen who doesn't believe in any elitism but keeps winning all the awards would be like here
[00:12:01] Shut the fuck up come to my table. Let's talk Yeah, let me drive you around I'll speak to you I love that that's your your go-to because my daughter's been obsessed with the Lord of the Rings Oh my gosh
[00:12:28] That is where Lord of the Rings almost becomes kind of like Highlander. It's the whole we we're doing a day in Rangers We live a thousand years And it's gonna be out here too and trust me. I'm just I'm just a proud dad man. I can't help it
[00:12:43] No, you might as well raise the geeks early man, right What 16 year old girl, do you know is watching Lord of the Rings? I you know, I would Because the Hobbit was my favorite book growing up But what do I know um
[00:12:56] I always I always say this when you're a geek in your 16 The world is at your command because the kids that are doing all the popular shit are basically boring as hell And you know, it's gonna be the most interesting to everybody
[00:13:08] I agree. That's a deep dive. But anyway, oh trust me, you know, it's gonna be another device of movie on here There might be people who like it. Don't think it's a classic
[00:13:17] There might be other people are like, uh, I don't get the hype, you know, so that that'll be fun I want to see everybody of us have a crossover. It's the same same movie. It's gonna be fun
[00:13:25] Yeah, absolutely. So that's probably the only rule here. It's a pretty loose conversation But yeah, if there's some crossover just feel free to just pitch in and just say, uh, I was gonna say the same and Yeah, I don't have any rules other than
[00:13:39] Or cross it up your rules Yeah, yeah, just don't threaten each other's lives. It's all fun and games, you know I have had to actually explain that to people Right, you know, here's the other thing if you want to suggest, yeah a cult classic like that, you know
[00:13:53] Feel free. It doesn't have to be on an actual list. It can just be a movie that a lot of people really like Yeah, there's gonna be plenty of crossover everything from big low bounce kid and big trouble little chai. So yeah, um all right, you know just
[00:14:06] We're gonna obviously have some ones where we go. Oh hot take, you know, and it's like that's okay, you know and just This movie drove me crazy for whatever reason and gonna go with one that's kind of an easygoing crowd pleaser
[00:14:18] That's on the imdb top 250. Obviously we'll deviate from that I figure this one Could be either a classic Or you might not like it as much as other people and you just think it's okay
[00:14:35] Either way, you're gonna probably give it a positive rating, but we we never know cool hand luke Good movie. I think that's a classic I've never seen it If you like for three years or just escaping but just
[00:14:53] That motivational just like nothing can touch me with some light Off-color humor. I think you're gonna like it. It's really it comes on turner tcm It's on my list. I just haven't seen it yet. How's that? So me and Karen are on the same team, right? We're one
[00:15:10] Because you both So I'm just saying because she's like she's she knows more about like the more classic movies and I'll go with all kinds of ages. There's gonna be plenty where I'm like I'm like, I'm over here and like, I feel like the little kid again
[00:15:29] Like there's a lot of bollywood movies on this fucking list and I've never even heard of so I mean Well, cool hand luke the cast is amazing. I mean Mitchell's in there uh Dennis hopper Yeah, you got Joe nard baker Dennis hopper George Kennedy um, yeah, christin james
[00:15:48] George Kennedy got a Oscar When yeah, yeah If it has Dennis hopper then it's gotta be a class Anthony's derby uh Schroeder martin Paul Newman. Yes. Um Oh god, who's the uh world we have is a disability to communicate guy that's
[00:16:10] So you guys would put them put it on the classics list Yeah, I would yeah All right You can dispute it at any time you can say
[00:16:21] I think Dennis hoppers in and I think it sounds good. No, I think even without seeing it has to be just because This movie is also before they put Dennis hopper in that he's pretty much a villain all the time category Yeah before podcast now
[00:16:34] Oh, so there you go. There's a good trend podcast No, it's fine every movie we're gonna look at there. We got a long list So speed Oh Really interesting. Okay, so I'm You're not thinking about speed too. No, I'm talking about
[00:16:59] He definitely is come on. That's a bad movie classic Hey, it's a classic in the sense that sander bullock because of that movie says she'll never do another sequel But then she did miss congeniality too. There is that
[00:17:14] Anyway, no the first one I watched it anytime it's on it changes how I want viewed action movies. I Speaking of the Dennis hopper too. Yeah. Yeah, that's the connection. Um and Okay, so
[00:17:28] Oh, I was middle of the road on that. I mean there's things to enjoy about it, but it was a very formal leg Yeah, I agree. I don't think I would consider it a classic because of that. I don't think so either
[00:17:39] Definitely, it was a great. It was a great. It was a great action movie, but I wouldn't call it a classic One floor with cuckoo's nest Oh, oh classic. Yes. Yes classic Yeah, I I every time I watch it. I think it's very emotionally rewarding, but
[00:17:55] Others might find it pretty cheap. So I get it. I think I think that it's a classic in the sense that it's one of the movies that definitely
[00:18:03] Like blue jack Nicholson into super stardom like he's yeah, he became huge because that that kind of falls in the category of cult classic, doesn't it? No, I wouldn't Oh classics on here. There's gonna be some crossover and then there was china town right after that
[00:18:19] Which is also here on the list. Is that a classic? Is it? Yeah Yeah Growing up it's terrible, but In the old eyes, it's a wonderful look into the darkness of mankind and what they're capable of covering up
[00:18:34] I agree. Yeah, I've seen that movie since I was a little kid. So I'm Nice Yeah, so a scar for life The only one that I will compare is the two shinings. I will make that comparison
[00:18:48] I will make that comparison. I'll be a snob about it. There's a good question for you So it's even king didn't like the film. Yeah, I did and he's got good reason so You brought up shinings. So is that and I don't I do no
[00:19:03] The film is better than the book. No, the only thing I will say I'm not comparing the book and the movie What I'm comparing is casting Right jack Nicholson was a terrible cast
[00:19:15] Jack Nicholson is crazy from the time he walks into that hotel until the time he leaves And not once do I feel any warmth from him as a father to that boy Now He's supposed to be A warm father and a loving husband
[00:19:36] And not crazy. He's supposed to go crazy And try to kill his family. That was that was kids That's probably the ball. It's like yeah, so I I'm the odd duck out. So this may not be the best movie all time
[00:19:51] To me though, it's kind of a horror classic just because the visual imagery I'm with you actually so maybe it's not 250 I'll say this yellow movie I'll say this visually is just not enough for me Okay, no, that's you know, you know, you got to have like
[00:20:10] The actors have to bring it for me To me it's it seems like that and what you're saying is right There's no warmth between the characters of Shelley Duvall and jack Nicholson. There's no there's no like, you know, like chemistry
[00:20:25] Chemistry and like of course, you know, it's it's it's kubrick. So kubrick's kind of trying to get you uncomfortable Breaking them. Yeah Especially sally devol man He'd like her life
[00:20:37] Yeah, and then the whole the whole the whole point of the shining is you're supposed to feel like okay if Somebody who loves you Can go crazy and try to kill you. That's the most terrifying thing in the world Yeah
[00:20:51] Fair enough and and that that's not scary if if you never feel like he loved his wife or child And then he just tries to kill him like I'm not surprised by that nor should they love mr. Tartan What shall we be drinking?
[00:21:08] I'm not surprised that he tried to kill them By any chance just out of out of top. Yeah, that's a good one I need to it was weird that they brought in that guy that like that jack Nicholson look alike to play
[00:21:20] The the role of the of the bartender. Yeah It was it was it was so weird. I kind of got the gist that he took his place basically That's right. Yeah exactly. Is any of that or mike planigan's movie a horror classic?
[00:21:31] It's just yesterday. No guys come on No Really, okay. I mean no Mike planigan ain't a band around long enough to have anything That would be considered a classic to me So, okay, okay. I'm gonna definitely put
[00:21:48] Either hush or oculus in there just because they're at least an indie horror classic I agree. I like hush and oculus and I think that they I didn't I didn't care for I think with time. I think with time those can definitely be I'm not saying no bntcm
[00:22:03] I think that I think that oculus. So it I if it already hasn't been but it will be forgot about I do I think I like doculus. It's good. Don't get me wrong
[00:22:12] But hush is hush. Unfortunately, we'll also be forgotten even though it's actually I think in my opinion A more superior movie to oculus Let's go with the original psycho Oh Blast Just that music Bernard Herman's music
[00:22:31] Okay, Bernard. Bernard Herman's music a great story by Robert block. Okay. Yep The way they date they date that hitchcock throws a curveball at you midway through the movie Because we all think Marion Crane is going to be safe and what happens gets it in the shower
[00:22:48] Now we're trying to figure out who killed Marion Crane. So Mike mentioned this earlier This is going to be another divisive movie And I think this is a good one Boris Gupt No So there you go
[00:23:02] Hey, I don't think I never thought it was a classic but I thought it was a good movie growing up but This one has been re-evaluated. It's it's definitely a classic to me Yeah, not one of my favorites, but I think it's a classic
[00:23:15] Yeah, I can see it's a perfect symbolic of the six of everything that happened in the 60s. That's why I take it Yep Algin on with us with a with a better ending
[00:23:28] It had some innovative things of the time, but it it hasn't aged well. I wouldn't think I I agree with you on that. It has If we were in a different timeline, we might think differently, but now
[00:23:40] But come on. What is he? Is he dumber? Is he smart? Doesn't that break you up though? Come on He's a dumb guy with a soft heart, man. That's all it is pretty sad when his mom does anyway, um
[00:23:48] It's got a mental I gave it a thumbs up though. I yeah, I'm giving it a thumbs up I just that's a thing. We're gonna say this is good, but it's not classic. It's gonna be as free answers over time I got you well angry men
[00:24:02] Yes, oh classic 100. Yeah, I'll get about the original black and white right Yeah, the original the original the original martin. Uh, martin the original one, right? Martin the boss ones. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah Because when Henry
[00:24:16] And the great thing about it Henry Fonda and Lee j cob going at it Yes, over over the murder weapon is one of the best things I've ever seen. I guess yes It pretty much introduced the world to reasonable doubt
[00:24:29] I was in seventh grade the first time I saw that movie and I was our seventh grade. Sorry seventh. Wow. Yeah. I was in seventh grade and I was you had a cool teacher He wasn't it was my teacher actually It was at the end of the year
[00:24:42] We watched it in class and I was just like I was I was glued to the tv I couldn't I don't know why everybody says like talk and I was like shut the fuck up I'm trying to watch this I was that kid
[00:24:53] So here's the one that's why trust me. Yeah, it's it's hideous. Uh, here's a movie they often show in schools Uh, glory No, I never seen it. Oh, I like that one. Yeah thumbs up on that one
[00:25:07] Uh, I have no opinion. I don't think I've ever seen glory. All right. I haven't seen dimson Washington Uh, morgan freeman Oh, I like Me I think he is. Yeah. He's one of the
[00:25:20] He doesn't see the cover. Yeah, it's a war. Yeah. I've never seen it. So civil war. Yeah I had the worst classroom They decided to laugh at every other person's death. I'm like you fuckers dude. It's a war movie Uh, god
[00:25:35] Well, I love war movies too, but it was one of those I was like can the teacher please send you guys out into the hallway Right. What is seventh grade you said?
[00:25:44] Uh that that and I saw it in high school later and that was way better. Anyway, um Thumbs up. Yeah same here classic for me. Um the first two godfathers Last classic Yeah
[00:26:02] He just allowed a softball. I didn't say I like them and I'm not I don't I'm gonna say no No, that's fine. It's fine guys It's okay. Don't hate me. I don't care about that. I didn't say I like them. I said they're classics
[00:26:14] What do you think are needles? Okay, to be fair roger ebert liked it but didn't think it was classic. So, you know, it's just We we're gonna again there's free answers. There's there's always Nothing's 100% Yeah
[00:26:32] So I'm gonna say this I can see why some people don't view as a classic Yeah, because there's a lot of long laboring scenes in it and a lot of people weren't used to and I can see why you know
[00:26:41] If you watch it like a sino down the road or good fellas, it's more it's quick quick quick Where the godfathers more of a drone outstores. I can see why people don't see it as a class Most two movies is classics
[00:26:53] I haven't seen I haven't seen the godfather movies in Probably 20 years. So if I went back and rewatched them, I might think differently now I just think the other movies wouldn't exist without them. Right. Yeah, there's that too
[00:27:06] I so I think it's a gem just because I love the shakespearian Beams, but I can see why it might be predictable to today's audience is like, oh, he's gonna get the girl He's gonna lose her and then he's gonna get revenge. Um
[00:27:18] So here's another one that's divisive Again, you're either gonna like it hate it I like the divisive ones like it but not considered a classic So I'm torn on this one, but I'll let you guys take it away the Shawshank redemption Classic classic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:27:38] It's part it's part of my favorites is steven king book different seasons. Yeah, wonderful. Agreed I think it's definitely it's definitely a classic in my opinion. All right, perfect So i'm the odd duck out
[00:27:49] So I kind of with the critics who were that way at the time of release where I was like predictable Yeah, it did do well at the time. I did No You started getting I think it's watchable
[00:28:00] I don't think the I don't think that it's supposed to be unpredictable I yeah, but see that's is it. I know what's gonna happen. So i'm not looking forward to I get it
[00:28:10] I get it. I mean like but mainly the ending is what doesn't for me. What ruins it for me I'm like there's no way he dug a hole Right But he just so happened to got that sell, huh?
[00:28:20] But Morgan Freeman is wonderful in this so, you know, no Suisse coming in no wind coming in. Yeah, right I'm due for a rewatch. All right What rachel walch poster took care of it all coming down. Oh, yeah Although there is that
[00:28:38] There's another device the one though lower the rings trilogy Oh boy classic Yeah, I didn't know where we were gonna go Rock it brought back. I'm gonna say this it brought back fantasy and it did it right because of the fact that
[00:28:54] Um, I agree before before that you gotta realize it was mostly be you know, be movie fantasy back in the 80s Roger corbin had conan roger corbin got I love him. Yeah, but it was you know Will you know?
[00:29:07] With you know willow and you know, oh, yeah, sorry willow not willer Then anyway, but I think the great thing was You know the material was there they tried you know, they done it like we said with the ralph back two cartoons and the
[00:29:23] um rank and bass cartoons, but this was more of the putting it in there and then you know You know miramax rolled the dice and they got a good they got a great trilogy at it. Thank god. I agree There's one
[00:29:40] I'm not a fan, but I think they're they're classics for sure. I learned you can't watch it for a nine hour marathon in 3d in the theater She'd probably challenge you We saw talk about it's just walking Yeah
[00:30:01] That's my favorite thing in clerks too was when he describes it and he's like, yeah, this is the first one This is the second one. This is the third one So, yeah, I'm not I'm not a fan of those
[00:30:10] I saw him I'd like to when they came out, but I just I don't want to go see him again I may I'll give another chance something. No, it's fine. I good I I don't I don't uh
[00:30:20] If somebody says they don't like the Lord of the Rings, I'm like that's fine. You know what I mean like it's I'm not gonna get to I don't like them either, but I do think they're classics
[00:30:28] Our local movie critic I will take you to task on the same thing. He thinks they're great. So it's all good So here's another free hour so-called epic that's
[00:30:39] Was hated at the time kind of like now and then I still see some people saying oh, it was trash then so Here is 1980 freeze scarface So I like it I like it
[00:30:55] Well, you can call it a classic, but it was a remake. So yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say no I'm gonna say no popularity. Does that have compared to like, you know, godfather or something like that?
[00:31:06] It's an eight point three. But yeah, I think it's a good movie Because of the white washing though. I can't call it a classic And and because it took me free viewings to really get my definitive opinion
[00:31:18] So so I think that the movie could be considered a classic in the in the vein that it's It's a cult classic people adore and love this movie. It's a miami classic. There you go
[00:31:27] Yeah, but for me no, it's not a classic to me. I always remember michelle piper. Can we just stop saying fuck so much? That's the main thing I remember they had the chainsaw scene I guess but yeah, there you go Yeah Oh, that's terrible terrible
[00:31:50] So the first Jurassic park Yeah, yeah classic Yeah, but they made too many of them Agreed they did make too many but the first one. Yes classic. Well, I mean, you know Yeah, and it holds up today even oh, yeah
[00:32:05] It's a rare mixture of suspense horror comedy and action. Is this It's please remember even the music and everything. It's fun. You hear the music and you know it, you know what I mean? Yeah So yeah, it's definitely classic. Perfect. A beautiful mind
[00:32:22] Oh, I have never seen it So I might have forgotten about it Russell crow I know enough about it. No, I've never seen it. No, I don't think it's a classic It's a good movie, but it's not a classic. I'm gonna say not because I haven't seen it
[00:32:39] That's good reason. Yeah, no, I this got me This I thought this was a perfect comeback for director Ron Howard I think it's a good example of geniuses who have to come out of their shell in order to do amazing things
[00:32:50] But I can totally see why some would just say And preachy preachy preachy, you know I just made a joke It is good movie Well, somebody said to me on time. I said what's your opinion of beautiful mind said the guy does math and I hate fucking math
[00:33:10] That's exactly what this movie is. Yeah, that's awesome. Oh my god. So Pixar's inside out No No The market is Markets over saturated with 3d movies. I could care less. I concur. I like it better when it's Herman's head Oh
[00:33:30] I thought about that when I saw that ad too, unless not every millennial is gonna get that that's funny. Um, yeah Yeah, it's a good movie, but it's not a classic. Um now hoistory trilogy which is on here Good
[00:33:45] You could call the first one a classic. Yeah, not the trilogy At least the first or second and then the first one ushered in that whole Reading animation Yeah, and and the concept of the movie is fantastic. It's a great kids movie
[00:34:02] Animation served it before. Yeah, exactly. Exactly and I would call it a classic but everything after that now Very quick. I thought the tone of On three of they're gonna burn all the toys was a little dark for a kid's always very Yeah, I'm really
[00:34:20] Yeah, the first one the neighbor is terrible. Yeah, surprisingly that got dark too despite the first freaked out by every other grown up I never Wept at this one that they did keep it a little light with mrs. Nezbit. Yeah
[00:34:35] Yeah, that's what I mean. The mean neighbor kid. Sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, you have all the toys and everything they're like I don't know I Yeah, the hooker get it because it was late
[00:34:48] I just got told about that last time and I never put too many together, but I didn't as a kid But as I got older I was like, oh my god. Yeah, that's a hooker. Okay. No, that's fine. Uh, so Uh, money python in the holy grail
[00:35:04] Eric was here right now. He would be like he'd be all over it. She's a witch Burn her I call it better. You know, it's a good movie if you have multiple quotes you use from it. Yes
[00:35:19] Everyone every transition and every scene in that movie. Yeah, the quarterback from it So it's it's how to make a parody rolls along. It never lets up with the comedy. It's it's got spots in that movie
[00:35:32] Anytime someone sends me a bad clapping anytime someone sends me a bad text. I say were you dictating I Think the one thing gets me about the python in the holy grail is they did their background
[00:35:46] On this it wasn't like regular, you know nights at the round table. They did They did their history on but the thing is is that like some of the lines like you said are really great
[00:35:56] Like the one I love is when he's riding through after the bring out your dad's kids. It was jk How can you tell doesn't have shit all over him? It's just like where the fuck did that come from, you know, I didn't vote for him I love you
[00:36:12] That's my favorite scene in the whole movies. I didn't vote for him. Did you vote for him? My favorite scene is with the white minds Mine is with the black knight But the scratch it's just a scratch
[00:36:26] Just a little thing about how they didn't vote for him and they can't believe that, you know, like how can you be king Oh, yeah There you go Commune So much I'm still alive They're such an amazing film it really is
[00:36:50] I love my favorite one of my favorite scenes is Eric I don't get hit with the air says message for you Brave punk or no, I think I'm gonna pull through sir No, I think I'll be fine. I think I'll be fine
[00:37:08] No, brave punk or do you stay here? I'll I'll try to defend this in my own particular Idiom idiom yes, yes And then The other part is the wedding the two guys are standing outside I mean you could quote the entire movie really
[00:37:37] And put it on anywhere to make sense. Yeah He goes through the castle he's stabbing everybody. He's the little vase of flowers on the wall just hit that and then run back upstairs You see anything destroy it. Yeah, um Okay, so heady shack
[00:38:08] To be a wise-ass, but yeah, it should be um, yeah for sure Probably Yeah I think we can but I don't think you're gonna go for standing there. Lock me up and throw a key No
[00:38:37] And you want to just like come up and stab one in an egg or something? I could just take him out You're gonna How about her a little belated dance when she finds out she's not pregnant near the end? Oh, yeah
[00:38:51] That's my only dig or the kid jumping up and down outside the window when they're going at it I still love the baby roosting with with uh, great scene. Yeah, oh man He bites and he's like, no, a little nutty I mean
[00:39:06] He's interfering with it. It's a pretty good move. You can shake it out by the pool Do you want mr. Thinfonie? The girl the if you watch that scene where she says she's not pregnant look at michael o'keith He's wearing a wig. He was filming the great santini
[00:39:24] And he had a shoulder pad so if you look at him, he's wearing a hat with a wig on it Yeah, man. Yeah, so Huh You can tell because the color is slightly off from his hair On the rodney danger field come on. Yeah
[00:39:43] That's his greatest movie perfect I don't call him your Jewish I'm almost a sat on a duck Oh man So we got some musicals on here, uh, but before I get to the ones actually on the list tenacious d in the pick of destiny Oh my god
[00:40:17] It's a great movie It's a good movie, but it's not I love it, but it's not a classic. It's a pothead classic, but that's it Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I guess that's all good. So it would meet the top ten
[00:40:28] But yeah, it's in there thinking in the rain is on here and that's definitely a classic But I'll let you guys take it away. What is it? Yeah singing in the rain Just You know Making fun of hollywood. Yeah Yeah
[00:40:48] Isn't it also about sound taking over? Yep. Yeah And the thing is that really happened with some of the stars who were in silence. They also have these weird voices And there's just one where there's just one thing sit seizure did where he's playing a silent
[00:41:04] This is on your show show. So he's playing a silent movie star. He's taking it back It goes, haven't you heard they're making sound pictures sound pictures. What do you think of that one? It's easy to put together. So he goes, well, I think that's a good idea
[00:41:20] Probably Oh my word. Yeah, yes, great scene Okay, um So here's some other ones on here. Uh top gun maverick No, no I thought I was gonna the only one it's good, but it's not it's not the original that music killed it for me
[00:41:42] We're honest. I wasn't a huge fan of the original. It felt like an air force commercial. Okay. So there's a question Also Tom cruise Real quick time cruise. I can't hear you as what is he five? You know
[00:41:56] Uh, the first one being a classic. I don't think so either No, I don't I hate I hate top gun because it was very popular but I that doesn't always make it great. So
[00:42:07] The public is pretty bad for me on this one. We're like I can't watch this but dads will love it. Um But tell that to my dad who sat in the row with me with my date when we were watching it
[00:42:30] I wanted to get a kiss from Jen Wine-Trob. What happens? My father's sitting there and I'm like you fucking asshole I love the maverick the the maverick comment. That's funny. I'm not sure anybody else got on I did I did it. That's funny That's great. That's fucking funny
[00:42:48] Oh, so we got the sound of the star fighters was better. Um Was it sound and music? Yeah. Oh that that's a classic. Yeah That opening shot is tremendously great. But yeah, that's good. All right. So I'm gonna be the odd duckling I
[00:43:04] Ran out of the room every time this is on I fucking hate this movie. Um, oh really? I It's okay. You don't have to it's very it's very checkered, but it's Julie Andrews is an amazing actress anyway. Um So does boots Well, I have a see that oh
[00:43:21] I've I've heard it heard. It's really good. Never seen it So i'm gonna be half and half. It's not a classic musicals honestly. I'm oh, oh, it's it's a war movie But
[00:43:34] I don't think it's a classic. I don't think it's a classic, but I think it's a submarine classic Yeah, well, there's sainte-bismarck and there's gas boot and I think that's boot was a lot better because No, it's a good movie. I'm just saying it was no my opinion
[00:43:49] The way that wolf was wolfgang pierce and who directed it or who directed it? What it was what the way the way wolfgang pierce directed it It showed you what it was like on those world war two submarines especially the u-boats
[00:44:02] You know these guys were just doing a job and I think that's what's so that's what's so great about and of course What's his name the guy uh, yurgin proknow is Unbelievable as the captain. Yeah, you know It would just lead us to the next submarine movie
[00:44:15] crimson tide And I don't think i've ever seen it I know a movie you're talking about but I don't despite the last three minutes I'm gonna say classic just because the dialogue is perfect I think it's classic
[00:44:32] There's another movie that beats that out as a classic I think and that's the one with the shan connery that i'm not thinking Not october I watched that every time it's on so i'm gonna say it's a lot better. Yes. Okay. Now that's fine
[00:44:45] Uh, so the first two aliens Yeah Yeah Because I think they're both I think they're both Classics I think both of the movies are classics in their own right the first the first alien was more of a you know claustrophobic
[00:45:06] Yeah, or like it was it was actual downright horror whereas aliens is more Yeah, yeah, it's fine. We're It kind of took where the thing was where the the original thing by Howard hawks
[00:45:18] Yeah, I agree. It's kind of like now. Okay, they're not they're you know, there are a bunch of people in the spaceship They find it it comes on board and now they got to try to kill it and it's like every time ridley scott was coming around those
[00:45:31] Corners, you didn't know what the hell you were gonna see. Yeah. Oh, yeah The seamer top scare it's crawling in the ducks And all of a sudden, you know the light you flash is light and the alien comes out with his hands out
[00:45:43] That's from that is actually from a shot from house on wanted hill Yeah We actually made Yeah They also They also took the whole you know psycho thing. They took a page out of that book and the music scare it
[00:46:04] Well, yeah, they have tom scared is like, you know top billing and you think he's gonna be the one that lives and Yeah, he's the hero and no originally Ripley's part was written for a man
[00:46:15] So that's true that that's kind of the first one that really lets the woman be the hero in the movie Oh, and she's the bad honestly dude like movie history. Yeah. Yeah. She's she's one of she's my favorite
[00:46:27] Uh, final good dialogue surprisingly too. Yeah. She's a hard ass. I love her. She's awesome Yeah, oh, I love the way from her you bitch. That's so class Oh Yeah, game over man. Nice game for you Game over
[00:46:45] Oh, man. He's over the middle brood. He's an american james baseballs with the tribute to aliens. Oh, yeah Oh, so there you go not again. Uh, so is spaceballs a classic? Yes Yes It's a parody classic in my
[00:47:07] I think star wars needed that take the pomposity out of just a little bit. I agree. Luke is kind of giving it a blessing too Yeah, he did as long as they didn't do any uh merchandising
[00:47:17] Rick Moranis in it. Come on. Correct. Yeah, Rick Moranis is is a jewel dude. He's dark helmet man Or dark helmet. He's the best part of that movie One of my favorite podcasts which we've actually had on here before bad movies rule
[00:47:30] Whenever they're doing complex plot movies that bad movies roll on here Yes, oh, I listen to the dude. They're so awesome And don't you love how every time they're catching everyone up on the plot they play the dark helmet Blind everybody got that Everybody got that
[00:47:46] Good my favorite Baseball's is one of the best to find anything. No, did you find anything? No? Oh, yeah Yeah And if you got a pro, oh, yeah, I like it You didn't see me playing with my dolls again Oh my god
[00:48:04] They're doing the videotape joke and uh, they're looking at the videotape. Usually you're looking at it now, sir Now When will then be now? Soon When was that just then Who's princess? What's happening when now Japanese uniga Yeah She was in the short thing Oh, okay. Why two
[00:48:28] Okay The best What you can go about great. No Okay, so speaking of grapes do the grapes or wrath deserve to be Oh, yeah, never watched it Never watched it. Yeah, it's a classic
[00:48:44] But much like the godfather conversation make sure you're watching it in a film studies class without her film connoisseurs Okay, perfect Oh, there we go. I bumped something. Springsteen did a whole album based on it too. So oh, yes, he did Tom jude
[00:49:01] I saw that two or at least I think three times so Uh, I'll get Not the guy I'll be there. I'll be you're there. I'll be hungry I'll be there. Yeah, wherever there's somebody making a sandwich and I tell him don't put mail on it I'll be there
[00:49:23] Okay, so I don't know how to pitch an owl up for that. So I'll just give it to you James. I don't remember the mail line That's amazing. Um, I just caught up
[00:49:35] So we got two robin williams movies out here, but you decide if they're class are free Uh, so you can decide yes Okay, so Aladdin Yes, yeah, perfect. Yeah animated classic. Okay. Good. Oh, but godfrey's in that right Yes, yeah I'm playing a bird
[00:50:00] That's what I do. I play a parrot a loud parrot I should make a jewel parrot get killed by godfrey Oh my god, that is spot on it as usual james will often break into godfrey They said to me thanks crowd show to play the parrot
[00:50:20] Okay, you don't need the money Please do you want me to play the parrot? But I should I clean because chico needed the money I gotta say it again. I was listening to him do that on his podcast driving by reeds lake michigan
[00:50:38] Oh god, he made his professional debut in 1905. I almost had to pull over I'm hearing old drunken Gilbert and in here crowd shows start out over here I'm right in the middle of this. It was amazing the timing couldn't have been better audio mastery Anyway, sorry
[00:50:58] Yes, yeah, I've never seen it. Oh wait. Yes. No, I have yes. Yes. Yes. Yes I Yeah, yeah, no it's a good for me It's It may be a movie you watch once but it'll stay with you for and and I can't believe that so many critics
[00:51:23] Back then you could say the same thing about uh a requiem for a dream You can watch it once but it sticks with you forever Because that may be definitely stuck with me. Yeah, we go inside painting sure. Okay, so that's a good that's a good segue actually
[00:51:38] of Is requiem for a dream a classic? No, no, no it's a forgettable movie. No, no, no I'm not gonna say it's a forgettable I watched that movie and it fucked me up for two days Very well acted
[00:51:57] But I can't tell if it's trying to be a social commentary or an exploitation film With a big budget. That's a very good point. Yeah So okay, so yes I liked him better and by centennial man Oh Well, Robin's not in
[00:52:14] Requeem, so I'm not it'd be funny if he was he'd be a much light different movies Oh Imagine if he was on valium and helium at the same time we're saying that Okay, now we just turned into muted Elmo perfect. Um So goodwill hunting. Oh god Yeah
[00:52:58] I that thing I love that movie It's a great movie it always takes you back to jane silent bob applesauce, bitch Oh, that's right. They did a parody To that It was gus bassett who's also did the suicide trilogy. Um
[00:53:27] Look it up. Um, so speaking of suicide, uh, it's a wonderful life That's a good one Yeah, yeah, it's a classic but I don't go out my way to rewatch it now Instead I instead I watch never seen it
[00:53:46] But I know it at the beginning so I've seen two in one movie Is the word of mouth got so huge on it that people are going it's not that good, you know So I owned gremlins time. It was a hidden classic that didn't do well
[00:54:04] Yeah, people hated it back then people started seeing it on saturday afternoon. Yeah, I killed every year on NBC Um, so I own gremlins on blu-ray, right? So that does that mean that I own? It's a wonderful life on blu-ray. Yeah
[00:54:19] There's a question are the gremlins movies classic I think the first one is first Second one No, wait, yeah, but snacker one's okay. Second one's okay. I like the second one, but the first one falls. I'm sorry
[00:54:32] Go ahead. You're good. Go ahead. No, I was just gonna say gremlins falls under cult classic Okay, that's where okay. Yeah It's a christmas classic Christmas classic people don't even realize it's a christmas movie. Absolutely. So that brings us to the other
[00:54:48] Uh another movie you could put in any of those It's either an action classic or just a classic movie or a christmas classic and I'll let you guys determine diehard Christmas classic Uh, no, it's it's recently considered like been brought into light. Listen james classic
[00:55:07] Is it a classic in any of those boxes or it's an action. It's an action classic. Okay It just happens to take place on christmas. Yeah If I saw if I saw santa claus at the mackatoni building Take out house gruber
[00:55:20] It was in june, but jill silver and the writer intended it to be right every christmas And you know You because you're a motherfucker, you know oh Yeah, okay, so three holds up. I'm gonna go action classic and three is awesome. Yeah, my favorite
[00:55:38] Yeah part part freezing action classic the first one I'm gonna put in classic in all free categories just because I do watch it every christmas And I do love the sound design and villainy and all that but end the dialogue
[00:55:52] Holy fucking shit lady doesn't sound like i'm ordering a pizza Sir, i'm going to tax you with the fcc fine. Come here and arrest me And two is in between them always than one I'm glad you said that because we reviewed one and two
[00:56:09] Yeah, one. Absolutely all you need is one is great. Yeah One is great because there's one reason that introduced the world to reginald vel johnson Yes So we gotta say this interaction with bruce willis Is great in that movie because you start to feel
[00:56:27] You start to feel like all right. I know how the cop feels Carl dude, carl has been my onscreen dad like he's he's what i prefer an onscreen dad That is the best my favorite onscreen dad Yeah, he's awesome. They've played that up in commercials
[00:56:42] Yeah, yes, they have a thing where he's the same character in about 10 movies. Yeah ghost Line you can make with his character. It's just gonna include the he's that cop. That's everywhere man. He's just Everywhere family matters same guy
[00:56:58] Oh nice, so here's a movie that was meant for bruce willis, but it's a different kind of diehard movie uh leon the professional I I'm gonna say no. No, it's fine. I I think it's an assassin movie classic, but I don't know
[00:57:11] Put it because i'm not gonna put it in classics because of the lolita moments I'm not sure it would age is yeah the professional kind of uncomfortable watching because
[00:57:20] Even though it's not really poor it was amazing back in the day and now we're nowadays for like what the fuck I agree exactly Yeah, I would say I would say this gary oldman was great in that movie but there you go
[00:57:33] Yeah, but when is gary oldman not great? I always say gary oldman's so good He'd be playing you right now and you wouldn't know it. You wouldn't know Gary oldman he's he's amazing Yep Okay, so the in touchables the 2011 friend the 2011 french comedy the in touchables
[00:57:53] Oh not not to shank I don't know. I don't okay, so i'm gonna say yes like I'm not kidding. This is a dialogue based movie where a caretaker Uh just becomes close friends with his disabled Uh
[00:58:08] Howl that he's caring for he's an aristocrat. He's like a very poor uh Just minority and they they just become the best of pals they Some people unfortunately have come to know about it because it got remade with brian cranson and kevin hart. I'm like
[00:58:24] Okay, let's just say it sounds a lot like the kevin heart I've never even seen it and I never I haven't either but the 2011 when I saw it was an 8.5 I kid you not We got the family to this this was just a blind rental from red box
[00:58:38] And we were like this is fucking funny like just it's kind of like Iter version of the bird cage. It's just one of the they didn't play up the they didn't play up the brian cranson kevin heart One as like a comedy. They played it up morose. Yeah
[00:58:51] You know like at least from what I saw from the trailers. It's a dramedy at least look like a dramedy. Yeah But it wasn't really supposed to be funny. Yeah, uh this this one. I don't know what it is about the french man. They
[00:59:04] So that takes me to amily I've never I've never seen that either. Okay, so I was just wondering she doesn't talk No, no she talks she she narrates adrey tutto All right, so I keep thinking what's the one where she didn't talk Nobody's talking. So nobody's talking
[00:59:29] That's the one no one's talking I think that's an ozzy Osbourne. Oh, you're thinking on he loves me. He loves me not No, no, no, no. Yes. That's the 2002 movie This is in the 90s. I remember they get a stoof on house This is from 2000
[00:59:47] Talking about with um, oh crap It's not a marlene matlin movie james Okay, so I would rate both those as a classic but i'll let you guys take it away. Um, never seen it Okay
[01:00:10] Okay, so I think we're getting into like some obscure movies. I'm okay. So speaking of no talking, uh, how about the silent movie metropolis classic I just want to see I think it's a silent movie classic but It's not for everyone, but I do feel like
[01:00:31] The reason people remember is just because the visuals really are compelling and stay with you like nartmare fuel I've always said this about metropolis Science fiction before then was cardboard cutouts Yeah, so he he he basically blew up the Fritz Lang took it and just said fuck it
[01:00:50] Let's just make everything big when people see it. They're gonna be like holy shit. This is really And the thing that gets the thing you look at the most is
[01:00:59] number one maria the robot was actually some somebody in the robot. It was her. It was the lady who played her and uh It's been referenced a lot in other movies like often if you see a dystopia city chances are they'd probably solve metropolis, but um, yeah
[01:01:21] Okay, so we're getting a little scattershot here, but um So I'll finish up the Ridley Scott who is definitely a metropolis fan of the first bladerunner Yes, yeah classic. Yeah, okay I would call it a classic
[01:01:36] We weren't really huge fans of the movie like I was the first time I watched it but then going back and revisiting it I know that's fine. So I think it depends on which version of it
[01:01:45] I would call yeah, what would you call the cloud version the original release? I would go with the final cut I'm kind of About 2049 yeah remove the narration and yeah I know at least one person that was mad. He thought Harrison Ford whipped out at the end
[01:02:03] But that was part of the character and Yeah, he wasn't indiana jones. He wasn't It made me fall in love with one Absolutely bad ass who got his ass kicked it was kind of I like the way you know
[01:02:21] Great great less. I can't believe that was all improvised. Can you believe that? Oh it was wow Yeah, we're so the movie would have just ended with him killing him. I would have been a robbery. Um
[01:02:32] Yeah, here's the thing here's the thing. Do you think that card was a replicant? I've heard that theory. Yeah I because it wasn't intended I do not however if you look real closely in the final shot You can see one of his eyes turning red. Yeah
[01:02:49] Um, I'm gonna say no he wasn't yeah I gotta side with the script on this the only one that yeah The only one that said that he was a replicant was Ridley Scott Because that's just it. He took it too serious like he's having to be
[01:03:02] I'm like, okay burnt out the alcoholic detective Who's got a robotic lifestyle isn't necessarily becoming a robot but right exactly. Um I love the scene where he's going through the picture and doing the different angles That's that's really well shot and made I love that Enhanced
[01:03:22] That's every future It's a beautifully artistic movie Without it apple and microsoft don't exist like Every commercial that's them. Um, so gladiator class Yes, yeah, all right. No see I love it too, but every once in a while I will see people talk mad shit about the same
[01:03:44] Really why? They find it like too basic or something. I'm like see I think for them it might be more of a slow build-up too much a slow build-up for me I mean the fact that he's a leading general and he loses it all
[01:03:59] He loses family and he's got to learn how to turn all the slaves against the emperor and his troops, you know That's is this compelling to me I Every time think of airplane though I saw it, but it always reminds me of Peter Graves in
[01:04:33] Thing I gotta say about that it's like it was like watching Conan the barbarian, you know When you think of the plot the guy loses everything he comes back He's got to kill the emperor
[01:04:45] You know where cony has to kill felt the doom who's you know a leader of a cult But the emperor was the head of a cult too, you know Yeah
[01:04:54] And the way they did a lot of callbacks to like certain things like you know having Derek jack be in it who's in I claudius and richard harris who you know playing
[01:05:04] You know, there's a lot of things. I loved in that movie that it brought sordid the sordid sandal movie back That's a great thing and it infused more emotional context to it bingo. Yeah
[01:05:16] It was kind of it was that was where really scott kind became michael man 2.0 kind of just Having the environment speak for everything So I think that it's a movie that people if you want to trash on it
[01:05:29] It's like you said people have their own opinions, but just like opinions You know everybody's got I see a lot of people sometimes they're full of shit So I was just speaking of sordid sandals. Um, so we got we got ben and been her on here
[01:05:46] Yeah, which one There's no other version james I know but in our mind Way back in the silent era too Yes, so it's 10 commandments I don't think I've seen that one but is that with john wane No, no, no that Similar charlton heston charlton. Yeah
[01:06:21] Maybe yeah, but the thing about ben her at a cameo. Um, yeah Has a great has a great lead in charlton heston Steven bit uh, steven uh boy playing masala Um, you've got you've got the uh, what's his name from uh, the man from hong kong the
[01:06:42] The guy who played the the No, no Well, I don't wait that guy so that guy. Yeah, i'm sorry. I don't have the class in front of me. Um I yeah, I think it's a classic
[01:06:57] I see people sometimes shit on it just because all the epic stuff happens in the last 20 minutes But see I like how it's not very preachy. It's just all the various stars have chemistry and It's not trying to recreate all the biblicalness to it and just
[01:07:13] But it gets an a plus for me just for the our direction alone I mean they had to create that soundstage. I consider Frank Frank. I would agree Frank swing. That's the thing Frank Frank Hey, yeah Okay, so
[01:07:26] Gil and Mike and I discussed this recently. I'll let you guys determine this lorenzo arabia Yes, you ever seen it? Yeah. Okay. So my sister hates this movie. It's a classic in my mind I I just every the frame of it all the sound the hero
[01:07:45] Not knowing what he wants until halfway through, you know, and again, I see a lot of people They hate all the endless traveling in the desert. I'm like, that's the movie. That's where he becomes a man takes place in arabia
[01:07:58] What else would you want in this day and we've already we're more on that listen to our episode this coming soon it's just So there is countless tarantino cohen brothers Scorsese and Christopher Nolan movies on here
[01:08:19] I'll let you guys kind of sum up what you would actually put on there if any Oh fiction I would put that as a classic No, I don't know I feel free to disagree but uh, okay, so I have to pick one Yeah, this is the pick one
[01:08:41] Not enough room in this town for all of us. Yeah, I know Yeah, so I know you guys are gonna hate me for this but I'm gonna go and I'm gonna choose two here, but kill bill one and two
[01:08:50] I'm obsessed with those movies. No, that's fine. I put those right here behind me. I would put that as an action classic Yeah, okay, uh, absolutely I said anything else to say
[01:09:02] Now's the fucking time there you go. I was gonna let you yeah my cousin actually has a small part at the very beginning of Part two really? Yeah, she's one of the
[01:09:13] Okay, she's this lady sitting at a bar and the scene right next, you know and said haig is on the other side ever Really? Yeah Fucking haig And then Michael maxon's also he's on the other side of the bar. Yeah, sit her with her legs up
[01:09:31] I promise you I'm gonna try and get him on the show Love that man. If you get him on the show you invite us back. All right. I promise you that too um Bad either What
[01:09:47] I agree. That's why it's hard for me to choose because I love all of it's fine. Okay. Um, but kill bill is my favorite Well, that's how I mean, I didn't understand the title till I saw the end of the movie and then it really is a fairytale
[01:09:58] Yeah, yeah I just love how he teases you the whole time. You're just like and that's how it he died Yeah I saw my brother cliff and we're watching and the scene with uh, Sharon Tate watching herself in the movie
[01:10:16] Cliff goes he's not she's not gonna die is she It's all because he takes history and he and he turns it on and said he did the same thing within gloria's pastures And he technically keeps her safe if he's there on the night that manson's going
[01:10:31] The thing is it's so brutal, but it's so hilarious. What happens to the killers? It's Oh god. Yeah. We're laughing. I mean, it's it was so over the top
[01:10:40] Yeah, oh god, it's the funny part the girl with who got sprayed down with the uh the flamethrower just go underwater Just go fine Like you're in the pool like you might as well, baby
[01:10:55] That's the whole thing about in a lot of hollywood movies that there's an easy escape, you know, right? I will see this I will say this. I like the fact that Sharon Tate's family Did like it, you know They were no We don't know
[01:11:13] So there there's a lot of spillbara gone here so but I get that some people could like it, but it's a one-time only thing I'm gonna go with which of the indiana jones trilogy would you put on here?
[01:11:24] Or do you just think those are action classics, but not movie classics? Raiders of the lost ark Yeah, Raiders Raiders already gonna go with raiders I would agree Raiders okay Raiders and uh last crusade yeah Temple of doom is a horror classic though, but Yeah, oh god that
[01:11:44] He Will plus with that with that sacrifice scene that was Yeah, that was something I got it I felt like he's listening to a lot of songs. I held your heart in my arms. Is that how it goes? Um
[01:11:58] So Christopher Nolan he's got a lot of divisive ones on here. I'm gonna just ask Inception I think it's a sci-fi gym, but it's not a classic. I agree. It's not a classic now the dark knight movies Yes
[01:12:20] No actually the second one is better. I'm gonna put that man's begins on their Knight I think is decent It's a very awesome performance with a lot of plot holes Rises that you can you can keep that in the can. Sorry. Yeah, the first two are good
[01:12:36] Heath lezher's I mean he was a great joker Um, it was one of those I don't I don't like christian bailis batman. Yeah, i'm gonna say no for all of them Yeah, no it's fine. It was one of those
[01:12:49] I had the first Batman with keaton on my list. Um I think that's a lot enough You guys are gonna hate me for this, but i'm a ben afleck guy No, I I like I think he did a great job
[01:13:04] Extended release of justice league. I would say is a good movie not a classic Yeah, that's the sad part is I don't even care about zack snider's uh movies No, I didn't care for him that much but but him and batman was great
[01:13:16] And everybody he got cast in there for the for the roles are amazing I just I just didn't like I didn't like the movies Okay, that's what james dot
[01:13:28] The scene that got me the most getting liking afleck as batman was when he broke into the warehouse. Yes, and he just Burly beat the shit out of everybody and I have yeah, I have the name of the dox is nickle sin dox Yeah
[01:13:45] The thing that reminded me of is the dark knight the comic book back the dark knight returns Oh, yeah, he goes to be the shadow people. Yeah, that's what I loved about it. It was batman raw
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[01:15:14] There's something enlightening for everyone with this crowd of cool cats Check them out It was him, you know playing batman middle aged and it it worked for me It was after his loss of uh, um, uh, what's Todd uh, uh, which robin was it? Um, something Todd
[01:15:48] And he lost his shit. So that's where that's what zack snatter was pulling from and I get the brutalization of the You know, he pretty much he didn't have a problem with killing people Absolutely. He it's it's a hell of a vigilante movie. Um
[01:16:03] Okay, so i'm gonna just wrap up with like a few others here, uh castle blanka Yeah I would I would say so. I think it's a hell of a gym I could understand if someone's just like hey, it's just people talking or but
[01:16:18] The only people I think might not like it are just ones who kind of like when dark night came out Like the hype killed it for you, but you slowly wound up to it Yeah
[01:16:26] Because I think the problem with film history books people will instantly just say oh, it's amazing But not explain any of the subtext or why it's Stellar they're just like you've got to like it or else. I'm like well, then you just alienated your crowd All right
[01:16:41] If you put a gun up to their head, they're still not gonna agree with you. Um, well who knows maybe they will but it's not legit um
[01:16:49] My favorite real quick my favorite thing about castle blanka is you watch it and you go, oh, I can't believe they said that That's like such a cliche and also Also, you realize this is where those it started every movie You know Right
[01:17:08] Or other people did it worse Yeah, they didn't create bad movies. They just did it well and everyone else dies it um the apartment I like that I think you guys are with especially if you like you guys have mentioned a lot of one location movies
[01:17:27] I think you'll legit love that one. Um It's the one with jack lemon. It's um McMurray Didn't they remake that with ben stiller? Uh, no, no, no, they they but it did become or actually i'm thinking of the odd couple the odd couple they
[01:17:44] They've done versions of um Yeah, you might be thinking of duplex. I'm sure it's a reference. Oh, yeah, that's right duplex. That's what All right heat I like it so I was like it's okay growing up, but
[01:18:00] I think it's a heist movie classic if that makes sense. It's not you gotta see it because there's gonna be plenty of times I can't realize if you like heist movies you gotta see this Yeah, I would just because there's no clean getaway and just real light
[01:18:14] I think other people kind of like dark night everyone was distracted by the two leads trying to chew the scenery But it is fun kind of seeing how They're two sides of the same coin They're both former marines. Yeah I have Yeah
[01:18:35] I have heard that deniro and puccino are asking actually not sitting together if it's inner pot Is that true? Yeah, urban legenders that true I thought they did shoot some scenes together
[01:18:50] But I wouldn't be surprised if some stuff they had to reshoot because there was a lot of improv though So that's why they go out for dinner or let's talk over coffee that they're naturally not in this See, they it's they shot them separately
[01:19:05] A little bit of it And I got a great ass And that's where that line comes from by the way, uh, so one score stacy movie on here There's a lot of a here that will divide us all but uh taxi driver Classical classic
[01:19:24] Yeah, no it's a classic Don't watch that too in the morning. It'll give you nightmares but um I went to the same same high school as paul schrader nine years later. I got to meet him once and Yeah after the same high school really
[01:19:40] Not at the same time But I know Oh, you're sort of a bitch. How you doing? Um, but I did talk to him about that. I'm being a springsteen fan I said is it true that Uh deniro got the are you talking to me riff from
[01:19:55] Bruce springsteen he goes no bruce stole it from him And he also told me that it actually it was he said He just the direction and the writing was just talk to the mirror and deniro improvised it But he also said
[01:20:10] Trader said that there was a waiter at a restaurant that they'd go to that would do that. Are you talking to me? He's johan Holy shit. Oh, yeah Wow, that's an exciting scoop That's from schrader himself. I'm not making that up. That's pretty awesome
[01:20:25] I'll say this about about taxi driver When you look at the movies that him and deniro did it goes, you know mean streets taxi driver New york new york. Hey, i'm out on it goes to um king of comedy Which I thought was a phenomenal movie
[01:20:44] Then they they went again with good fellas and casino. I think that That's me is probably like one of the best Movies a director and a star can do together. You know taxi driver Especially considering how they keep just they're killing themselves
[01:21:00] Scorsese's having to have deniro help him get rid of his drug habit and deniro's losing self weight. Um Okay, so I forgot raging bulls who? Yeah There's so many to choose from yeah one after the other
[01:21:15] Yeah, so I'm trying to cut it down because otherwise we'll be here all night. Uh, but um It's yeah If only time was on her side. Uh, so uh sunset boulevard I didn't see that one
[01:21:31] It's a noir classic for the likes very short and it is on my list You may find it predictable because so many people have fucking ripped it off
[01:21:41] From the narration to having to be in a mansion to having to be a sleazy side of hollywood just everything and That carol brunette through one of her Oh, yeah Yes, miss testament I want you to get the car max. Yeah, there's a dead monkey. Um Um braveheart
[01:22:05] Yeah, yes Yes, I'm growing up it was a classic nowadays. Oh Don't give me wrong. I think mel Gibson was a terrible terrible scotsman You let me go freedom. What the fucking movie's amazing. I can't help it. No, it's fine
[01:22:24] It was I I've kind of figured it out. It was kind of an experience movie Yeah when everyone went back they're like nothing else is really fascinating about it other than just How the battles were staged
[01:22:36] So I think I think one of the things that makes it a classic for me is whenever I was in high school We we had this big house party And my buddy was so drunk. I think Karen you might remember this But
[01:22:50] Her husband at the time had to talk her talk Our buddy he was in the he was in the bathtub We're pretty sure he might have had alcohol poisoning and he was just screaming freedom at the top of his
[01:23:03] So it was one of those things where like he he he like he made that movie Uh memorable memorable to me forever. So I thought I thought you were gonna say he was doing your guys
[01:23:15] We're gonna get him in the bathtub and you got him and you're walking him out. You said you got you You guys are here Edward Longshanks And you just like well go stand by the window and I'll tell you what happens Oh
[01:23:32] My god, that's great. Okay, so we're about to wrap it up but um Uh, so Rashomon out of all the Kirikura Sawaw movies we could list on here This is known for having the free versions and only one of them is the truth mystery angle Good movie
[01:23:52] Never seen it. Yeah Okay, so I think it's a mystery classic now Growing up. I was like it's good. It's not as great, but you know it it grows on you just because Nowadays it's been much like the other movies we just mentioned especially sunset
[01:24:08] Hollywood has kind of bastardized it by making the violence and implied rape graphic or just Try to play around and then come up with a plot twist that doesn't that contradicts everything
[01:24:20] So it's another movie kind of like alien all these other ones where it's does it so well that Unfortunately, a lot of people remember all the knockoffs Right, but it's a classic um All right Hello Yeah Okay, I say what happened everybody just went silent
[01:24:46] I was wondering if you were asking about other movies or I I said I said different different points. Yeah, like clue, you know, oh like clue. Okay. I thought you were saying
[01:24:59] I got I understood what you meant like clue like yeah, I like clue. Yeah, it is kind of like clue Um night way offered its citizen can use the Rashomon device when they were trying to figure out Kane's life That was before Okay
[01:25:15] The Rashomon ripped off citizen. No, I'm not saying that but there you go That's something else Perfect one of the final ones to choose so Citizen Kane it's a good movie. Yes classic I don't think it's a classic
[01:25:31] Citizen Kane is gonna be on this cut and then we I find it more When to talk about than to actually watch nowadays you can watch it with the sound off. It's amazing I'm sorry. Okay. No, it's fine. I think it's a good It broke the means forgettable
[01:25:49] That's fine. It's fine. I've watched it three times and it doesn't stick Okay, but but the thing I love about but I will say it is a classic from the definition of a classic because so many people People do you find it as a classic?
[01:26:07] Consider a perfect movie. I don't see it as a perfect movie then. No, it's not perfect I I've got I've got to say this you have Orson Welles coming out of the mercury theater, you know, he'd done war of the worlds 1937 Yeah
[01:26:22] You know, he's brought to hollywood. He decides to make a movie He's gonna it's it's basically a veiled autobiography of william randolph-hurst Yep, who had a lot of pull in that in that time um He hires bregg tollens
[01:26:38] To be the cinematographer so we're movies which basically just like one camera on the scene Cameras are going up down, you know, there's dutch angles all that stuff He has the script written him and wolf man Tom wolf mankowitz are writing it
[01:26:52] You know and the way it's done is there's different points of view You know the way everything is done in that movie was so Well thought out and I've always said about the the ending is the ending was so it was just like it's about a what?
[01:27:08] You know, yeah And brought awareness and it also brought us awareness of governor hurst who you've seen depicted in shows like deadwood Yeah Yeah, william randolph the story goes william randolph-hurst the reason why it was called rosebud That's what william randolph-hurst called mary and davies who ha
[01:27:33] um supposedly from What Yeah, but if you ever watch shiner not live They did a a sequel called citizen came to no so the joke is They're doing everything dan acroy is playing a very good version of
[01:27:52] You know who's doing his best or shing wells and oh that very bright character. Yeah, you know and and and you know Uh chubby chase is playing jedd lealand, you know, you know john bluish. He's playing, you know, uh the
[01:28:05] The little mousey guy, but there's a part where there's a guy named on re says Who or and like it works to be said what do you say? He says rosebud on re mustard Who ordered the roast beef on rye with mustard and he's like Oh
[01:28:45] That's classic s that although man. Oh god. Yeah, that's an all I've been the same since Right seasons on dvd. I'm gonna watch him next winter again. I I kind of lost track Citizen kane you're wise for 1944 was 41
[01:29:04] Kane is a son of a bitch and that was rare for a movie that Yeah, there was just an absolute asshole. You know, yeah, yeah, that's very groundbreaking at the time Yeah, it didn't it makes him go from this simple simple country boy
[01:29:20] Who's basically shooting away from his parents because they have a Then you then you don't yeah Yeah I actually went to the san simian where william randolph first lived What?
[01:29:38] Yeah, you gotta tell me I went to I went to san simian and my mother goes to me. She says, you know jay when you watch Citizen kane Watch look at this Zana do palatial homo churros foster kane price. No one can say um, and you watch
[01:29:58] You watch you watch That's what it was like. You were walking into to fucking, you know, churros kane's house and all I could think about was You know, william randolph first dying in some walk part of that You know, without house, you know going, you know He's
[01:30:17] You know, um But the thing I was said about citizen kane is I watched it like five times in college Yeah, I was with my friend. I was with my friend randy the first time we watched it. He didn't get it. I got it
[01:30:32] It was basically anyone you said he's a son of a bitch He goes from this nice guy Marys this girl who's the niece of the president And then he falls in love with this, you know this bar room flusie
[01:30:45] and you know, he's running for governor and you know, he's I thought she was jim getty's And then he's like well mr. Kane looks like you're gonna have your problems
[01:30:57] It's those pictures here and like, you know, it's just like the guy and then you know, she has a She has a scene debut which falls apart, you know people laugh at her and show
[01:31:06] He's like, you know, I pay for seeing on you. He just goes eight shit Yeah, he does And you're like, yeah Here on their protest is beef burgers We know a place in the american southwest where charlie briggs
[01:31:22] Raises the cattle. Do you want me to say raise the cat? That's what I always said about Works and wells. He went from being you know, ambresons You know Touch of evil citizen kane to doing like all mason wine You know
[01:31:40] You know, because he wanted to make a movie he's like The french good champagne When they have what you have to watch the orson wells commercial outtakes one day that is And it was the shadow on radio. I mean
[01:31:59] Orson wells is one of the most fascinating people in pop culture. We all need to find all those lost movies. Um, anyway So the first two terminators The both of them are my classic. Yeah, yeah, I'd say yes
[01:32:13] absolute classics because for separate reasons, but yes, they're both absolutely the first is a 80s robot slasher the others Fight to the death But it's it's funny because my daughter is 16 years old and she actually liked the first one more than the second one
[01:32:27] No, it's fine. I yeah, she loved you back one's uh and just Revolutionary how to make a proper low budget movie and how to make a proper big budget Movie, you know, no difference in quality. People mess making him a good guy
[01:32:42] It seems like don't for disaster buddy. They pull it off. Yeah Oh, yeah Yeah, because the fanciness the robot and program damsel is smart the warrior is weak You know, it's just there's definitely the movie that solidified him as an action hero legend
[01:32:58] Every other supernatural action horror would rip it off where you got the cops who don't believe and then a swatting is slaughtered by the supernatural About him being a legend. I mean, I can't remember which one came first was it terminator or was it conan?
[01:33:14] Conan came first. Yeah, definitely Terminator was 83 But i'm saying like 70 Yeah, terminator definitely put him in that he he created an entire new nothing wrong. Yeah new like Genre on his own you can make the worst one one time and we'll still love him exactly. You mean reveal
[01:33:39] uh Richard link letters uh sunset trilogy Oh, yeah, I saw the Or after and then after midnight. Um Yeah, so i'm gonna say yes. Now like everyone should totally check them out. Uh just Go back one. They're very they're very real. That's enriching dialogue. Yeah
[01:34:10] They actually had chemistry and it wasn't a This is a perfect example how to make such a sexual movie without having any actual Yeah, like this is a Perfect romance movie like guys will love it girls will love it There's no gender wars It's a rarity nowadays
[01:34:30] You'd have trolls online and bad marketing and misrepresentation of Someone would get hurt in the process and this is like a rarity doesn't make for the art house crowd But it's a mainstream art house movie But i'll go back one further. Okay the work days to confuse
[01:34:46] That's a classic That's a classic movie to me All right, all right It's a Makana head classic. It was in that era. I was in high school in the 70s. Yeah, I completely understand why people love it I
[01:35:02] I got it. I i'm in the middle on that one. It's it's what kind of he's creepy Is Yeah Well, you know what he likes about young girl, you know high school girls I gave older and now Yeah, see now that shit don't fly nowadays
[01:35:24] How much money you have That is also true. Unfortunately Bastard bastards of america everyone the whole thing would benefit spanking. That was just odd Yeah, I'm gonna say it was a good movie. It was a good movie. It was a good coming of age But I
[01:35:41] Might be a pothead classic, but I can't I think it's overrated. I don't even think it would be considered a pothead. Well, yeah, maybe I think fast times the ridgemont high though is a better I agree, uh, so stand by me I like that one classic
[01:36:07] Same same steven king book is uh shushing. Yeah, right? Yeah, that was a short story by willman jerry o'connell Yeah, they all great. Yeah, they all did great. I'd say it's a classic. Yeah. All right. So uh the exorcist
[01:36:22] There was a classic classic. I'm not a fan, but yeah, it's a classic Okay, so good movie not a classic but iconic Very well, okay. I'm gonna I like your idea more. It's not it's iconic scary. It's not scary It's not scary Yeah
[01:36:46] We we don't like exorcism movies and stuff you'll hear me say it all day. I just don't like them Whereas karen and eric they're fans of them and I'm just More so than me. I I think that I I mean It's a good place and horror and
[01:37:01] And if you're done right, they if they're done right, they're good, but they're so oversaturated nowadays and they're they're very rarely done right I think it's just that is true. He's getting typecast now
[01:37:13] But I think the big issue is much like hellraiser and the omen they get continually ripped off So next thing you know, it's like what made it good in the first place since they're doing the same shows
[01:37:23] Well, I see this there's a movie called repossessed that came out. I was gonna say yeah Yeah, that is hilarious freaking hilarious We're kind of kind of was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'll make fun of myself and then the new one that came out
[01:37:44] The new exorcist that came out She appears at the end of the move. Oh shit. I just ruined it. You didn't see it It's fine. I'm never gonna say you didn't really need to see it David Gordon green actually back at bow out of those movies
[01:38:02] He was supposed to do two more and he's like no, I'm gonna I think he realized he fucked up anyway Stop letting him do do trilogies That's a wonderful idea um so Here's one that has kind of Shit to do Just go back to doing comedy
[01:38:24] Do comedies or come up with your own shit when ruining everybody else's yeah So here's one that has some horror elements, but is more of a fantasy adventure. Um The original wizard of us
[01:38:36] Yep, classic classic. It's gotta be a click. You can't not click consider that. Yeah. I like it or hate it It's a total genre classic. I just think It's very polarized by but it's definitely classic. Was it one of the first ones to go color? Yeah
[01:38:55] It was one of the ones that popularized technique color, I think but Anyway, yeah, I thought that's why I went color midway was because it like they were filming and then color became a thing and they decided
[01:39:08] It's a pretty good movie for a film that has 20 directors. It's pretty good It's one of the like these days you wouldn't see that, you know These days you do like holy shit. What happened? You know doing zack snider stuff for the director's guild is gonna love
[01:39:26] Finding the studio I was supposed to be it was supposed to be victor fleming And then he left to do the do a lot of people kept leaving or getting fired or doing assistant directing
[01:39:37] So yeah, it's I heard that set was a complete mess though. Oh god. Yes My aunt and uncle up and back when they lived in waksehatchee
[01:39:46] They met linds handrickson and a bunch of other guys at a convention and they kept meeting all these different actors who during the zombie march that claimed to be like Relatives of the munchkins growing up and they're like, well, how would you know? Right. Yeah I've got a
[01:40:04] Real quick. I got a movie a book by danie parry where he Tons of movie reviews. He says it's off and this has stayed with me ever since I read it And I love playing in this game
[01:40:16] It's often been joked around hollywood that every movie made since 1939 includes some reference to the wizard of os And it's amazing how often it does happen. Yeah Yeah The Avengers Mike
[01:40:33] I'm melting with the Joker and bat it goes on and on and on, you know in tv shows too I would believe that Hey, and who can forget that 1982 classic under the rainbow. Yeah. Oh heavy chase and Kerry carry fisher. Yeah
[01:40:52] He'll be walking into the cornfield. I'm melting somebody says that, you know, it's amazing. Oh my god Why? Billy Barty was in that too, wasn't he? I think so. Yeah another another will walk by Gilbert Godfrey. Um, Oh stop. Oh my god
[01:41:08] Okay, so speaking of short people, uh The help The help Yeah, the 2011 movie The one with like, uh, like Emma stone in that Yeah Uh, I just I just live for this side of the pot the pot scene. That's all
[01:41:27] Yeah, that's kind of manipulative. I hate to say You talk about pie scenes. I think American pie is more of a classic There you go, so based on uh where i'm sitting right now. He's This is not a classic and I'll tell you why
[01:41:42] We're when every black person is in a derogatory role and when you can't tell Bryce Dallas Howard apart from jessica chastain your movies Oh Great actresses You're like who hi wait what? Which one? Yeah, who's on first now let's play a game. Which one is more whiter?
[01:42:05] Why does fuck um Get brought us to term milk final that oh no Yes, it was okay. I think American pie is first I heard of it popularize it. Um, so Uh, I'm gonna close this out. Uh dances with wolves
[01:42:27] I don't think so. I I like it better when there's a man called horse Yeah Aliens in space Oh So there's another question is avatar classic. No, no The video game We saw that in a history class one day
[01:43:06] Just we were killing some time after school and I had never seen a less interested class watching a war or history epic Oh, really? Uh, we were just like what is he fucking doing on the horse? No
[01:43:18] Hey, is that the cop who gets his ear taken off and reservoir dogs shooting at him? Okay, uh I watched it one time with a butt with some friends and I'm like Oh, did you dub the whole movie like let's make up our own sound?
[01:43:32] My my my but my buddy who's like part american indian was going this is such fucking bullshit This is some white shit Mary McDonald's a great actress, but you gave her the worst name ever walks with a fist
[01:43:54] There's two movies we need to watch if you want to watch a white a white No, no, I'm sick you want to watch a guy become one of the part of the indians watch a man Hold horse and little big man. Yeah Better
[01:44:13] And we mean that on sarcastically like just let's get fun movies. Oh my god And as far as like, you know, you're talking about kevin costner in that movie and if you compare like tombstone to white Erp who's gonna pick? Michael
[01:44:31] Kurt russell played white erpton. I forget which It's a fun that that should have been on your list of classics because that yeah, I think we well I considered it a no-brainer. That is like, yeah, it's a kurt russell
[01:44:45] What's funny is michael that's an hate having done wider because he missed out on so many other parts So I got to bore audiences for free hours while everyone else went and saw tombstone instead. I fucking hate my life I
[01:45:00] It's all good. Taryn Tino is helping him out. Um As you know, I think I'm pretty sure michael madsen just did a movie with uh, where a bunch of Like he plays um a bad guy And all of the like Monsters team up against him
[01:45:17] I think Dracula and it's it's I don't even know if it's I think it's out now But it's like a straight I need to see this you totally sold me
[01:45:24] It's just that it's a very much a b rated movie. I'm down. I don't even know what it is I'm in the satisfy channel. Yeah, like the wolf man and all them team up He took like
[01:45:34] Dracula's like daughter or bride or something like that and I don't know That sounds like I'm looking at it when I get home I'm in I'm surprised tony Todd and Uh, one of those other screen queens aren't it? That's great. Oh like uh, what's uh barbara? Um
[01:45:56] There you go from full moon entertainment Exactly castle freak castle I love it Dracula's revenge Oh the sad thing is the wolf man tells frankenstein to get off his lawn Oh my god, well Thing is grand charino is on this list Oh
[01:46:28] I don't think it's a classic. I don't think it's anywhere near a classic great movie, but unless it's the only eastwood movie You see I don't see how he would put it as a classic. Yeah, I don't I don't think it's classic Yeah I'm gonna say no
[01:46:41] Yeah, he reminds me to he reminds me too many of the men in that live in my town You basically when they walk see somebody walk by they go. Oh god, they moved in The male Karen is the good guy. Yeah
[01:46:56] He's like always looking so angry all the time just sit on his porch like I I was 80 years old and constipated all the time, you know, I guess so it's funny I've got a neighbor like that who's who's that guy really?
[01:47:08] Yeah, he's he's very much like stay off my lawn It's like dude your dog shits on your lawn like who cares if kids walk through it. Yeah We're doing you a favor. We're getting these shits and giggles literally So
[01:47:26] If you think about it, it's technically the third from the old men movie Yeah Yeah I Walked him out and granted me know the goddamn spooks get off my lawn. Oh
[01:47:42] I mean don't get wrong. I think Clint Eastwood does great. It has a great message of like acceptance and yeah, things like that Like it's great Pretty much. Yeah Which is also a fantastic classic All right, I've got the poster right here
[01:47:57] It's a Denzel classic, uh, so, uh But uh, here's a legit Eastwood movie that I think most of us might like but you never know and it's got James' favorite Richard Harris Unforgiven Yeah, yeah Classic. Yeah
[01:48:13] I have had the most head scratching time having to explain to people this is an anti-violent movie because all we remember the violence I'm like, but It's not coming to that. It's supposed to be a simple bounty hunter who Helps out his family
[01:48:27] Yeah, I people get distracted by all the violence and they think oh it's a violent movie. I'm like it's an anti-violent movie You're missing the point entirely. Yeah god. It's like the way Bonnie and Clyde did not romanticize
[01:48:38] Gangsters. Yeah, you were supposed to hate them and I see other people Can't wait to the movie realize oh this sucks I don't mean the movie son. I mean Yeah, I know it's natural born killers Yeah Point entirely the brutal reality
[01:48:56] What are the reality stars because who how else would you hate them? Yeah, they're exploiting themselves and they're so stupid to even realize that So am I supposed to actually enjoy what the Kardashians are doing?
[01:49:11] I mean if you're you're free to no, I do 100 million people watch it for who knows how many freaking seasons Whatever reason Yes I think they're watching because people people are people are you know, they're not done making fun of them. That's all that is
[01:49:28] Don't ask don't tell um. Yep could making stupid people famous Fuck you, hollywood. Why do you do this? Yeah, why do you do this to us? I think that about covers it guys. I think we have nuked We had rocked the cash bar. We have
[01:49:47] We definitely shook the cage We shook the cage. Let's rattle some more and see what falls out piggy bank How about this we ask everybody what their their their favorite classic is? Yeah, okay before we go. What is a classic you cannot live without Can I go? Yeah
[01:50:11] We were talking about the godfather and there's a gangster movie that doesn't romanticize Penny's from heaven. That's music gangster movie. I know that doesn't romanticize gangster life Um once about time in america. Okay I don't relate to those characters, but I need to re-see it. It's a long
[01:50:33] I got the four and a half hour cut. I think Oh It's got a wonderful score from inio morricone, but it doesn't make you Want to be a gangster in any way shape or form, you know, fair enough. That's what's great about it
[01:50:47] That's what's great about it doesn't soft sell it. There you go The terrible people the awful people Bears be allers day office here is your classic. That's my classic. I all right. All right Don't get me wrong
[01:50:59] Roderick has not done anything relevant since but it's just it's just Oh There you go, but it's just it spoke to me I know a high school movie is really legit good when it people can relate to it in any generation Oh, yeah The principal is hysterical
[01:51:16] That just all his sister trying to catch him in the act and getting the other chaotic stuff at the police station My friend Truny, but you're an asshole Yes The
[01:51:28] The val and I used to work I used to work valet. So I instantly always thought of this scene My jack is Ferrari Oh, yeah All right, so just have been caring. I'll let you Choose
[01:51:43] What's a movie you could not live without that. Just like that's a legit five star movie. It's hard It's really hard for us. Um, you're on an island. It's the only movie you can pick
[01:51:54] Like what's one that you cannot leave the house without oh like if I have to watch a movie Over and over again. Yeah Fifth element Boom nice. Yeah, she's a huge fifth element fan. I'm gonna man. It's almost a toss up between predator and the thing Nice
[01:52:13] Monster classics nice. Yeah Carpenters or hawks Okay, yeah If you think about it, it's one of the best remakes. She thinks this is definitely one of the best remakes It's on its own James I think the thing
[01:52:28] No, no, Karen. You you you yeah, Karen you go and then James you go for me. It's uh, actually see already. All right. Okay It's a toss up between two movies that are So diametrically apart. Um one is Robert Altman's 1972s bruster mccloud with budcourt shelly duvall
[01:52:51] Um a bad guy who wants to fly on the astro dome. Oh, wow And it just kind of spoke it was kind of like one of those movies. I was just out of high school You know I was in in junior college, but
[01:53:02] On court was on and they played this thing and sesame. I was I just fell in love with this movie The second one is um Sergey Eisenstein's 1937 Movie uh, alexander nevsky um, which is The story of prince alexander nevsky
[01:53:24] How he defended russia from the uh two tonic water. Oh, wow Great movie to watch Inspired a lot of movies the beginning the beginning of the battle on the ice Uh, when you watch scar when you watch empire strikes back
[01:53:39] That's a shot. You know the shot will you know, it's just a really good movie and It wasn't like Potemkin where potemkin was you know Mesa something they told you know Yeah, bowser potemkin
[01:53:53] They told what have a straight narrative go through it and I think nick like shark us off who played nevsky and then would play You know, uh, i've been the terrible in the two movies that It's not even film leader
[01:54:06] They got yourself that's a serious competition. So please please one of the best heroes And to me he's kind of like the aragorn of russia, you know, yeah Nice, you like the people together. Yeah. Yeah, you nice the people together
[01:54:22] Calls them to call us in the arms and this is what you want to follow him. Um, oh, yeah Yeah, so once upon a time in america bears beller element for karen Uh, uh the thing for joseph
[01:54:36] James you're divided but those are two good ones. So gil, where are you gonna end? Oh, I think i'm gonna go with I mean when I got my first apartment in the 80s in the mid 80s
[01:54:47] I got my first videotape and I watched it over and over again. It was uh manhunter Thank you And they remade the movie with red dragon Yeah, and red dragon Not as good man. It was better
[01:55:08] Yes, manhunter was better fun fact manhunter also apparently inspired a lot of millennium in x files episodes Okay, yeah Generally scary scary movie it really is Yeah, and we'll say the land is great too, but uh, anthin hapkins choose the scenery. Yeah And um, brand cox is marvin
[01:55:30] Really believable Yeah, but yeah, and if you throw that If you throw it next to red dragon, yeah red dragon even though it's closer to the book Doesn't compare it's pretty wild When you get the uh, in a gata divita scene. Yeah, yeah So great dream soundtrack nice
[01:55:48] so yep Michael man, yeah, all right man. Well so Bonsai crew I will see you this mic mic. Yeah What could you give your movies? Yeah, uh once by the time in america. Okay, I forgot Jesus. Yeah
[01:56:10] I actually debated that movie with frank kahniff on fugal singh show years ago. He hates it But I was trying to get to the point that okay, the godfather's great, but
[01:56:23] You don't want to be you don't want to be in the godfather. Oh, I totally want to be I'm just kidding. Go ahead You don't want to be that the the mom most of us don't I have a brain that's the point of the movie
[01:56:33] Yeah, so it is kind of the gamer front saying where you can't tell if the person being legit or just trolling people online I want to be the lancers. No, no, I love the way the movie
[01:56:44] Do not do not pass code and not collect 100 dollars. Um, it's uh, sirs early on the last movie and once Great too. Totally. Okay. So bonse crew. I'll see you this coming wednesday
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