If I Were President Part 2! (with Oreo Brewer)

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[00:01:38] Sully's here, and with him, he brought the man of the hour who destroys anything in his wake. Yep. We were thinking we would vote the Tourette's guy for President. Definitely. As he's looking up some amusing research, one hour was not enough. We just had to keep going, and Oreo rode my ass to the bank and said, no, no, you don't end it here, and I took his protest. Damn, that's good shit!

[00:02:10] And how do you get the thing to play over Zoom? I don't know. I'm just looking at different lengths. Fuck! Jane Silent Bob would be proud. I know, right? He talks. Yeah, there used to be a whole website with just all his soundbites that you could fuck with, and I can't, I don't know where it's at.

[00:02:42] But it was a lot of fun, though. Oh, yeah. We're talking early days of Newgrounds. Wow. I miss Angel Fire and shit. Oh, yeah. Imagine if a politician did it that way. It was like, vote for me, and they do it for Angel Fire, and everyone's like, hey, get some nostalgia. This is my Lycos link. Check it out. Lycos, Angel Fire.

[00:03:12] What's the other cities thing? Oh, Geocities. Yeah. That's it. Yes, Geocities. And I love seeing... Go to my Geocities votes from here. And it's all backed up on archive.org. Oh, God. That's even more beautiful. Yeah. I have to say that before we get started, I am glad I quit Twitter. I really am. It's been nice. It's all quiet on the Western film. It really is.

[00:03:42] Like, being on there is so toxic. Not just toxic, but, like, in terms of addiction and shit, being addicted to that shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's digital heroin. It's digital heroin. I'm hooked on the shit. And now I'm off it, and I'm like, wow, this is nice. I miss it, but I'm about to go back. And now we know, guys. Unless you've got his email, he's not responding to it. For real.

[00:04:11] I tried to sign out, and I couldn't find the fucking sign out button. Like, great. Delete the app. Fuck it. So, if I were president, well, obviously, last time we talked, it was National T-Shirt Day. Yes. I approve of that. It'll, I mean, guys should do it, too. It'll allow them to embrace their soul.

[00:04:38] If you're man, man enough, then maybe you can do the most humiliating, derogatory thing. Do you mean word? Yep. How's your presidency going? It's going great. Yeah, yeah. I have increased the death toll. Yep, you are absolutely correct. Yep. And we're doing good over here. I've banned drugs and made alcohol legal. But now I've got a bunch of alcoholics voting.

[00:05:08] Oh, man. So, I had some great ones selected. I decided, okay. So, if we want world peace, we're going to put both the presidents of Israel and Palestine in prison. I would send a hacking and NSA special ops team to infiltrate all the various other countries we fear and get rid of the black markets in Thailand. I'll keep the black markets, though. That's good money.

[00:05:39] I hear me, Alan. As well as the scam artists in Zambia and India. Oh, God. Them scammers. I got one of them today. Oh, I got this. We all do. Good. No, this one called me today trying to offer me an SFO deal. I'm like... Like, I wasn't born yesterday. I know. I told her, I was like, this is where you hang up. And she went on with her speech. And I'm like, this is where you hang up.

[00:06:10] And she got quiet. And you could hear the hesitation in her voice. She's like, what lie? Don't register. No one's ever called me on my shit before. Oh, fuck. And she hung up. I was like, yes! I won! You won! No way to distill. He's not going for it. Fuck. Yeah. My best one was a telemarketer called me. And another... And this is even funnier.

[00:06:37] The first time she called, I told her... She wanted to know my info. I was like, can I check? Can I wash the blood off my hands? And I'll check the body in front of me. And she got quiet. And she said, what? And I was like, yeah, I gotta wash the blood off my hands. I killed this dude. Yeah. And she got quiet and then completely hung up. Oh, perfect. Two days later, same chick called me.

[00:07:07] Falls back. It's like she must have multiple... Oh, her sodas. She's forgotten. Maybe I can con him again. He's like, you didn't fall for it. I'm like, if you didn't fall for it, then what makes you think you'll fall for it now? So I did it with the same shit. I was like, you talked to me just the other day. She's like, no, I did not, sir. I was like, yeah, I told you. I had the blood on my hands to wash off. And she got quiet again. She's like, am I speaking to a murderer to rip off?

[00:07:36] It's funny, though, because you gotta think about it. Like, if they hear that, they're like, flick. Oh, I remember one time back when my dad's mom, grandmother, was still alive back in, I want to say 2017. Every once in a while, she would fall for one of those stupid scams. And this is when we had to remind people, the IRS doesn't call you. Oh, yeah. They don't. In fact, I will sign that into national law.

[00:08:03] If I have a platform to stand on, I will remind everyone on it. But, yeah, it's just amazing. It was like, and second time, my dad, you know, he had done it before. And grandmother's not listening. And he comes on over. And, you know, fortunately, he hits on speaker. And he's like, if you call this number again, I will have the FBI fucking hunt you down. You know, he just lets him have it. Nice.

[00:08:32] And the hacker didn't fuck with him anymore. He didn't call that number. He's just like, Jesus. Calm down. Stop being so violent. Like, no, bitch. Listen. That's what they'll do, too. Just like, who do you think you're talking to? I'm like, you, motherfucker. You're the one who called my number. You're the fucker who called me. Man. That was my favorite one of that shit. Yeah. And she's just like, can I rip him off?

[00:09:01] Well, he's not going for it all. What do I do? Oh, shit. So much fun fucking with people who are fucking with us. Um. Mm-hmm. So, I have another proposal. I would make it to where you can't have endless campaign contributions. And corporations cannot be involved in any way, shape, or form. That's pretty fair, actually. Because. The chairman can do it. That's fine.

[00:09:29] But he can't do it through his whole, you know, Black Shore account. Slush fund and shit. Yeah. None of that shit. That's how we get the shithole we're in now. And I would make it illegal to practice Scientology anywhere in the world and expose it as a sham. But I like Alron, Bobber. Leave him alone. Bobber's amazing.

[00:09:51] Yeah, well, and I would actually assign the feds to look into who are the crooked cops and our turn PIs who are also shushing people and making sites that are exposing the church. You know, I just hunt down those fuckers, those fixers. I would abolish the church altogether.

[00:10:14] I know, but I'm still going to go after the ones who believe in it or will take their money and kill people who bad say it. It's basically I'm getting rid of the corporation as well as the hitmen who work for them. Because I'm going to stop them from working for the next shady place. I don't have ethics. I will get rid of the NFT and cryptocurrency while labeling it as fraud. Yeah, that shit's stupid as hell. That's so funny.

[00:10:42] And you ask him, this is my greatest deal over. NFTs with yours truly. And every time you ask him, so how are you going to make money? Silence. Cricket. NFTs. Cricket. Cricket. Cricket. NFTs. Yeah, it is almost like a topoganda ad. Back to blue. Fuck you. This is like, if you question me. Now I'm serious. No.

[00:11:10] I was at the gym Sunday. And... The real goes to the gym? Yeah, go to the gym, work out, get this fat and the muscle. You're not fat. You're awesome. I'm 400 something pounds, dude. And that brings me to my next point. If I was president, I would only hold two press conferences. Oh. Yeah. Anybody got time for that? I know.

[00:11:38] I'd hold the first one at the end of January. And then I'd hold the second one the last... The second to last week of December. Instead of just having the PR say, oh, I think... Yeah, I was like, that shit's annoying. And the media... Because... Better yet, the media has to show all the questions they're going to ask you up front. Mm-hmm. And you can't get anything done if you're constantly being asked to do this interview, going to meet

[00:12:06] this prime minister, meet this president, meet this secretary, this cabinet, meet this person, et cetera. It's fucking annoying. And you can't get shit done. And it's easier to have a press conference at two points of the year because you have the beginning where you're sworn in and you're like, yeah, it's going to be great. I can't wait to get into the nitty gritty of this fucking place and fix it.

[00:12:32] And then you have the end of the year where it's like, yeah, it's tough. We're still getting through shit, but we're making good headway. Did you see what we did in this state? Did you see how far we got with signing stuff in the legislation? Yeah. And, you know, it's easier. It's stress-free. And I wouldn't be slouching on the job either. Yeah. Like, fuck. Because it's one of those things where you can't just, you know, treat it like a gig. It's your fucking job.

[00:13:02] You have to help. You have to participate. Ugh. Mm-hmm. And I'd make Washington, D.C. the 51st state. What? The first tape. Like. The 51st state. Oh. Yeah, you don't remember that shit? That's right. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I remember that when that was on the news. They were like, Washington, D.C. wants to be the 51st state. Like. But.

[00:13:32] Ow. Wow. And I had to think about it. Yeah, that's near Baltimore. That's in Maryland. That's in Maryland. So. Yeah. It could be a state. Fuck it. Do it. I don't know. Do it live. I don't know. I don't know. I'd also take away that fucking hideous fence in front of the White House. Like. Ugh. Like. Fucking idiot. Like. It's not a war zone. I mean. Yeah. The state. The whole country.

[00:14:01] The fucking war zone now. I'd keep it up. But I'd add an electrical fence to it. Don't even have Secret Service on it. Just. Have them stand out there. And just say. Hey. Remember how. We're trying to do our job. Yeah. And make it illegal to not have like a world correspondence dinner or whatever. Like. Everyone needs to be able to laugh themselves. If you can't laugh at yourself. You're not pit for office. Yeah. Definitely.

[00:14:31] And I would definitely institute a daily hour or two of just having play. Just play. I don't care how old you are or what your job is. You're going to have a mandatory. For mandatory. Play day. For two hours. Two whole hours. Oh yeah. There you go. Everyone does the annual. Like end of the year. Like sport of their choice. Football. Baseball. And. It really is hysterical when.

[00:15:02] You see how they can't. You know. Get along. And it's like. No no. You gotta work together. Yeah. Cause like I saw. I was watching. I hate watching. Fucking. C-SPAN. Yeah. No. Amazon. I like CNN. But. I get tired of seeing sports. And politics at the gym. But. This one really caught my eye. Fareed was doing. A thing on top. Tens. And top. One hundredths. For where the U.S.

[00:15:32] Was. And. In terms of happiness. We're at number 63. On the list. 63. United States is number 63. For happiness. I'm like. How the fuck. And I'm like. Oh yeah. That's right. We tortured. Black people. We took out. The Indians. We brainwashed ourselves. Into thinking. We made this country. Ourselves. We had.

[00:16:02] We had. A whole bunch of other assholes. And all. Yeah. Like. People who are just. Aren't getting anything done. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's getting done. This country sucks. And it was. We were number. 23. For something. I forget what. But. I was so. Surprised. And I was surprised. But like. Not that surprised. But I was. Shocked. I was like. Wow. We're that low.

[00:16:32] On the fucking list. Like. Why did we let ourselves. Get so fucking low. Like. We used to be. A cool place. It was like. Hey. Come to America. We have fun here. We know what we're doing. Cool. We have free food. Just kidding. Whereas now. We're like. Oh. You're horrible. All you do is. Persecute everybody. Yeah. Well. Yeah. We do have. Yeah. Stains and cares. Yeah.

[00:17:01] We don't like people. Who aren't the same shade as us. It's true. But. We can do a lot better. We just need to send out. Ancestry.com. Results to everyone. And it'll put everybody in their fucking place. Well. At least. As for the border. Oh my. Oh yeah. I'd say I'd steal that shit off on both sides. All sides. Because honestly. I feel like Mexico and Canada. Worked together in the past.

[00:17:31] To build a border. With the US. I really feel that way now. Because I'm like. Look at us. We're fucking stupid. We used to be fucking Pangea. Now it's everything sectioned off. And cordoned by borders. And walls. Fences. And. God. If Pangea reformed. People wouldn't know what the hell to do. And for those of you. Don't know what Pangea is. Because you haven't read a fucking history book. Yeah. In ages.

[00:18:01] That's when. All the continents. Were formed as one. And it was called Pangea. And then they broke apart. Makes you wonder why they broke apart. The pain was too much, man. It was unity. And then the Fire Nation attacked. And they were led by. Goku from Dragon Ball Evolution. Oh.

[00:18:32] There we go. Yeah. That'll make sense. Oh man. He did his escalator. Hamehameha. Oh. Jesus. Sorry, Akira. I love you. I would make it mandatory.

[00:19:00] To compliment each other on the daily. Love it. Kind of like the whole force of smile thing. That every mental health or fitness thing. Recommend. You know. You don't. I was thinking of a similar one. Actually. I didn't write it down. Because I thought I'd remember it. And I didn't until you. Been there. Done that. Either way. Call me derivative. That's fine. But. Yeah. No. Totally. Like. So I thought of a similar one with teachers. Like. Oh. Teachers.

[00:19:30] If you are boring as fuck. You cannot teach. Word. Perfect. Like. Have people just sit down. And. Then bring in other people. If you're just twiddling your thumbs. And you're just saying it. You know. Longer than you need to. You can't break it down. You can't get anyone's attention. You're not fit to be a fucking teacher. Forget the whole. You know. Training in this and that. Obviously we'll do all the background checks. Like. Oh yeah. This person's not going to touch my kid. Yep.

[00:20:00] Yeah. And. That's the one thing I love the most. Is that. When I wrote up the Global Adoption Agency Act. That was so much fun to work on. Because I didn't really think. With that. When I wrote it up. Like. No kid left behind. For real. Yeah. Well not even that. It's just aimed at everybody. That wants to get the fuck out of the U.S. It doesn't like the president. Bingo. No more waiting. It's like. It stopped the whole fearful of immigration. It's like.

[00:20:29] We're not going to have this conversation. If. You make it possible for people to come to the country. Stop doing the whole. They're terrorists. You don't know what they're here for. Migrants are invading. Like. No shit. Look at yourself. You fucking migrant. No. I'm an American. No. No. No. You need to look at your Ancestry.com results first. I was born here. And. Your parents weren't. So. Again. What are you saying? Get out of my country.

[00:21:00] Right. Oh. And. Yeah. Enough of that whole. I'm going to leave this country. If so and so gets elected. I don't even want that chat open anymore. And no. And. Call people on their shit, man. Just. I. I feel like so many people are afraid to do that. And just like. Why? They're driving you crazy. They're. They're only. I mean. And. Find better ways to report internet trolls. Like. There's a big ass difference between. I have an opinion. And. I'm a piece of shit. But just. Oh yes.

[00:21:30] And. I. Make it to where Facebook will be held liable. If they're tasteless shit. And no one has taken it down. Oh. They're going to get called on it. I have personally taken down a lot of stuff that I've posted in the past. Ooh. Man. There's plenty that I am just to the point where I'm like. Yeah. No. That. If they're not going to do anything. And I'm going to keep seeing these shitty remarks. I'm not being part of this group. Because then. It is just as bad as standing aside and letting someone be trapped. I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm not standing here. Man.

[00:22:00] It's like I got flagged for a bunch of explicit shit I was sharing on Twitter. And I'm like. Really? Like you're going to flag that. But you're okay with stuff I said over a decade ago. That's way worse. Like how? Like I got flagged last decade over a nude that I didn't even remember I posted. I was uploading a bunch of alien pictures. And there happened to be a Topless Cortana in the mix. And I didn't even know.

[00:22:30] I wasn't paying attention. And it got flagged. I'm like. What the fuck? And this was like three years after it was off. I hate that. Dude. We did an episode of The Shield. That's right. And that's from freaking 2020 or whatever. No. The Shield's early 2000s. No. No. The episode we did was in. Oh. But I share this with someone just because they're a fan of that. And they want to see what other stuff we've done and everything.

[00:23:00] Next thing you know Facebook removes it. Oh wow. Like you are forwarding a very violent conspiracy. And I'm just like. We joked. Where is Vic and company now? The crooked cops. They're probably at a January 6th type convention. Always said. We were joking around. And they're like. You're forwarding a. You know. I'm like. No. You are. You are clearly picking up the captions. And you're freaking out because I said January 6th. I am not saying I am for that.

[00:23:28] I am making fun that these toxic people are probably at a shitty. You know. Final. Riot. You know. It's just. It's just amazing. It doesn't work. It's just a fucking algorithm. Well. And you can't rely on a computer to do it. And unless you sat down and listen to it all. They're going to get the subtitles and captions wrong. They're going to get every other word. You don't know what the fuck I said. That's what I hate so much about that goddamn algorithm.

[00:23:58] Like. I have shared shit from time off. It doesn't mean you want more of it. You just use. I know. It's gotten flagged for fucking copyright because of the music in the video. And it's always by Universal Music Group. That's what's shitty too. I don't do that on Reels because of that. Because I know they're going to do shit like that where they go. You know. You use this song. I'm like. Because you made it available to me. I told. And I've told it numerous. I've told this fucking shit numerous times. I'm like.

[00:24:28] Talk to time. Talk to Watchmojo. They're in charge of the fucking app. They made it. It's under them. The music is public domain. Everybody listens to it. Everybody buys it. It's public domain. And then the copyright is released. And I'm like. You motherfucker. I had that happen when I uploaded my live stream. Yeah. I did that when I uploaded my live stream for watching Star Wars Rebel Series Finale.

[00:24:56] Video one got flagged for copyright and blocked. Video two did not. So I submitted a appeal for video one. And they said you have seven days. If they don't respond. Copyright's gone. Seven days goes by. It's gone. I'm like. Yay. It's public. Hooray. They used to do that on YouTube with trailers. It was just like. They own this. I'm like. No. They do not. And every once in a while. Those copyrights would vanish. I'm like. They're like.

[00:25:25] This contains copyrighted content by this third party. You know your video is still up. And it's like. Let me look up these so-called third party sites. They might. Because I think this is it. YouTube has been bad at making sure the so-called copyright claim is legit. It could just be some scammer making money off of. Videos that are being shared. And they haven't tracked it down yet. It doesn't take much. You can claim. I'm this copyright. They're going to take off. Follow it up. And say. Hey. This guy's not Disney or Universal. No.

[00:25:55] I got a. Actually. There is a video of mine. I want to try to get the copyright removed on. Because it was for. People versus OJ. I recorded the first. Motherfucker dropped. I was like. Oh. This is so cool. And it got blocked. Worldwide. You son of a bitch. And this. I was so surprised. That FX dropped. Butt bomb. Like. Wow. You're dropping F bombs now. Yeah. After 2017. They.

[00:26:25] They let themselves go. And. I'm like. Finally. It's up long enough. I mean. Hell. You go from the shield. With burning someone's face. On the burner. To motherfucker. Yeah. I'm like. All right. We're getting somewhere. We're pushing it more. Good. Keep going. Oh. Let's see. What else. What else would you do? Well. Men's mental health. Yes.

[00:26:56] For sure. Perfect. Or no. Yearly. Fuck a month. 30 days ain't enough. Everything should be celebrated yearly. Especially Black History Month. Like. That's so dumb. Like. It's. It's so short. And it's so. Not even. Like. Talked about. As much. Whereas. Like. Everybody celebrates it. But they never want to talk about. Like. Like. The harder parts of it. Like. Yes. Don't sugarcoat it. Yeah. It's like. Go through. Everything.

[00:27:26] Not just like. Oh. Look what someone did. They made this. Like. Yeah. That's great. Can we talk about. The gay slavers. Raping the. Black males. In front of their family members. To break their will. To make them successful slaves. And then selling them off. To do that again. And again. And again. What? You heard me. Yeah. And isn't it funny. How everyone will respond. With what. It's like. Pretending to be deaf. Doesn't make it go away. Just bring more attention to yourself. Word. Would you just say.

[00:27:55] You can't say the horrible. Stop looking at me. Like I'm crazy. Mm-hmm. I can't. I remember when I saw that shit. Pop up on my feet. I was like. Wow. That's fucked up. Mm-hmm. I was like. I knew it was bad. But I know. That bad. Jesus. Yeah. Oh. And there you go. Yeah. Everyone should cite their so-called. Historical inaccuracies. It's like. Yes. Stop doing this whole.

[00:28:24] There was this party versus that party. That did this. It's like. No. No. And. You can't call me biased. And. No. People have to explain what woke means. At this point. Don't do the whole. It's like. I saw it on TikTok. Fuck. That makes it a viable source. Yeah. Bitch. No. TikTok is bad. I'm sorry. If you're not willing to cite it. You don't get the whole. Yeah. No. You don't get to do the whole blue pill. Red pill. Crap in front of me.

[00:28:54] Nah. I just. I get so tired of those. Endless arguments. They make no fucking sense. It's just somebody. Spending their own shit. And more people jump onto it. Just because. They want. They want it to be violent. They. There you go. And they feel validated. Even though. They can't even justify it. It's like. So you're claiming all these other people. Are full of shit. And you can't even back it up. That's sad. I guess. I don't mean anything. And.

[00:29:23] I'm so tired of the whole. Duly noted. You know what that amounts to. I've never heard that. Okay. So. Uh. So. My father would get it a bunch. Also. Just because. You know. He would. Chime in. So. Long story short. You know. It's just. People are asking about this and that. Hey. You can try this. You can try that. And. You know. He'd get a. Duly noted. Remark back. And. Basically amounts to. Fuck you. It's like. Yeah.

[00:29:53] Acknowledged. But. Not going to do anything about it. That's cute. Oh. Libraries. Should be more. Cherished. Definitely. How so? In terms of. Used more. Versus just. Relying on what. You see on your phone. Like. Go to the library. Make it. Go there.

[00:30:23] It's mandatory for you. You get more education in the library. Than you do in a fucking classroom. Nice. I mean. You really do. Like. I had this argument on Westbrook. With this chick. And. She was. She said. She has a degree. And this. That. And the other. And I'm like. I can go to the library. Learn about more stuff that way. Plus. I have street smarts. And she's like. It's so sad. How you don't have that kind of education. Like. I have.

[00:30:53] I know. Right. Me being street smart. Means I'm not educated. I don't think you know what street smart means. Word. You could be in college. It's street smart. Like. I never went to college. Oh no. I went for one. Or two classes. That was about it. Having the knowledge. And experience. Necessary to deal with the potential difficulties. Or dangers of life. In an urban environment. Straight smarts. Oh yeah. You don't need to have a military background. To serve. Never.

[00:31:22] It literally goes back to the whole. Nothing good happens after 10 o'clock. Argument. That's literally all it is. It's not. There's. On this corner. No. That's not what we're saying at all. Yeah. And you can't be. Above. The age. Like. Uh. 35. To. Apply for presidency.

[00:31:52] Love it. Yeah. Cause. That's the end of the problem. We're having people who. Aren't young. Don't understand it. And then we get all these geezers. It's like. They take one trip. They're fucking done. Mm-hmm. It really is. And it's so sad. To like. I don't hold any ill will. Against them though. Like. Yeah. They're old. Yeah. They should have retired. Age ago. But. You know. The president is just a figurehead.

[00:32:22] Doesn't really do a whole lot. If he's got an incompetent staff. It doesn't help. For real. He needs a competent staff. Same thing with a filmmaker. If they got. Studio nodes equivalent. Or. People fucking around. Then yeah. They're not gonna. Be of any use to anybody. True. And every Friday. I would make all prices. One dollar. Bingo. You want this gone?

[00:32:52] You're tired of having to destroy your shit. Just to make your money back? And all. And then. I'm kind of come back to this. Um. All food. That gets taken off the shelf. It doesn't get thrown in the trash. It gets donated to homeless shelters. ASAP. No. I'm serious. Because I was at Walmart last night. The other night. And. There was. And this is in the deli area. They had hot food ready.

[00:33:22] They had a whole row of hot dogs. Ready. Couldn't totally give it to a bunch of people. Yeah. Uh. Three pool BBQ sandwiches. And a bag of rotisserie chicken. Perfect. And all that shit got thrown away. Yeah. I. I was like. I've seen it at my college. They had an Einstein's place for the longest time. And they'd always do the whole. It loses value. Yeah. Like. Me giving you free customers. Yeah. For real. Or give it to people on the way out.

[00:33:52] Like if they're. If it's not moving. Give it to people. You don't have to wait for corporate to sign off on this. For real. To do the right thing. And especially. Imagine if. Uh. I don't know. Freaking. It's not Arby's. What's the one that. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Yeah. If they did that. They'd have their. Audience back. Well. If you got rid of their conservatives. They'd have their clients back. There's that too. But. I mean.

[00:34:21] Imagine if they gave out their food for free. Oh man. Everybody would be. Partying. Partying. Mm-hmm. And also. For corporations. I think we talked about this in the first one. But I'll reiterate. Oh. I know. If you. Are. Part of a corporation. Farm or. Any department store and shit. And. You. Are offering job positions. To people. You have to.

[00:34:50] Take money out. And build a. Build or buy an abandoned. Apartment complex. And set it up for. Potential employees. Offer them. Full benefits. For the year. You have to provide them housing. A full efficiency apartment. And. Also. Have an on-site. Laundry room. As well. Love it. Because. One. This teaches. Especially the youth. Like.

[00:35:19] I hate teens. I really do. Sometimes. But. Honestly. I'm just kidding. I know. I was. I was a shy one though. But. I can't see that. I really was. I was super. Fucking. Shy. Like. I didn't come out of my shell. Until. Until. Maybe. Sophomore year. And then I was like. Hey. Look at me. I'm so. Fresh.

[00:35:51] Fresh. Listening. He just made a. Dirty. Slur. Joke. Like. No. I'm being sarcastic. Asshole. But hey. Give me a call. Sweetie. Oh my god. But no. It teaches. Youth. How to. Maintain. Their place. How to. Work. How to keep their place. Together. Basic skills. Yeah.

[00:36:22] And. Also. Another benefit. Bonus. Would be. If they're. Fifteen. Give them. Or fourteen. To fifteen. Give them. Free. Driving. Lessons. As well. So they can get their. From it. Sooner. Instead of having some. Asshole. Who. You know. I don't like your face. Oh. Face. You're failing this. What?

[00:36:53] I mean. I don't even see people. Do that. Or it should not. Be. So hard to fucking. Run a bus. Or whatever. You know. It's just. For real. And it should be. It shouldn't be this hard. To get a fucking. Job. Either. Like. Nobody is. Taking your job. But. You. Who's the. Or those aliens. Are all. Who's all. Them. Damn. Foreigners. Taking my. Jobs. And stuff. I had some. Dude. Get racist. With me. Driving. Sitting out front. One day.

[00:37:23] It was. So stupid. I'm like. Oh. Oh. Just stupid guy. Complaining about how all the blacks are taking those jobs. Didn't say blacks. I'm like. You can read them a mile away. You're like. Yeah. I know. I don't know. I don't know. So I put my headphones back in. Just like. Go away. And he just. Start off. Like. You poor bastard. You are wise. Being held down by the man. Anyone else would have been like. I'm going to give him a moment of my time.

[00:37:53] And it's like. I'm only going to trip this prick. If it'll make a difference. For real. So there you go. Like. We need to teach. There needs to be security guards at school. I'm tired of the whole. Arm your teachers and everything. No. Have a security guard. Well the librarians need silencers though. That's okay. But. Imagine that shit's coming there. Lockdown.

[00:38:21] My favorite librarian's got a silencer. Holy fuck. Oh shit. Judge Judy's in town. Zombie Judge Judy. Zombie Judge Judy. I'd love it. Oh my. Yeah. Armed security at school is a smart. It really is. But then again. You got around. Yeah. That's fine. But no.

[00:38:51] Don't do the teachers. The teachers are here. To learn. And give the teachers a starting salary. Of like 110k. So they really. Want to fucking do shit. Instead of just. I would rather just. Ask them loaded questions on the front. Instead of. Break them mentally. To where they're like. I'm not sure I want my teaching degree. You know. There are so many people. Who if you didn't push them. They would. Have your kid. Like. In the zone now. Or. I.

[00:39:20] Here's a story. It'll make you happy. Yeah. Really. Good story. True story. My graduation. 2004. Um. My graduation. I know. It was a good graduation. It was sad. But it was good. Um. Out of. All my teachers. And all the principals. I had through the years. One. Principal. Came to my graduation. To see me walk the stage.

[00:39:51] Really? Yeah. He did. Mr. Snook. He was a great guy. And. He. I know. We used to call him Snookums. Yeah. Um. But he. Was my favorite. And he. Was my middle school principal. He loved. He was an amazing. Fucking man. So kind. Immensely nice. Really? Yeah. He was one of the good ones. And I've never heard him yell before. But I heard him yell before. When. Kenny.

[00:40:22] What did he do? I think he shoved me one time. And he's like. You get in my office. And you find out how many. What attention you're gonna get. Yeah. Wow. And I'm laughing. Because I'm like. Lunch detention wasn't shit. Because he just sat in the fucking office. For lunch detention. It was so cool. That's great. But. Going back to graduation night. When I. Came backstage. To the. Well actually.

[00:40:52] To the foyer. Where everybody was leaving and stuff. I didn't even know he was there. Until he saw me. What? I didn't know he was there. I didn't. I really didn't know. Or. Actually. Let me see. No. He was on stage. That's right. He was on stage. And I was surprised by that. And. My graduation is actually on YouTube. That surprised the shit out of me too. Because I'm like. That shit. And I saw. I watched myself. You're on TV.

[00:41:21] Four years ago. 20 years ago. And I'm like. Oh my God. And. Going back to the foyer. Um. He. Gave me a hug. Told me he was proud of me. And gave me. A card. I still have that card. It's in storage. I forget what the hell it says. But. Inside that card. He also gave me $20. And he said. What'd you think about that?

[00:41:50] And I. Oh. I am still emotional. About that shit. Because no. Other teacher. Came to see me graduate. Except. Him. No other authority figure. No other authority figure. But him. Came to see me. Walk that stage. That meant everything to me. It is. Dude. And I love him for that. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:42:20] That's the kind of. That's the kind of. Educators that should be in the fucking school system. That give a shit about. A student. Where they actually. Go to their fucking graduation. And hug them. And tell them they're proud of them. And tell them that they came to see them. Walk stage. That's amazing shit. Wow. Yeah. But you don't have that anymore. All you have is fucking snotty ass teachers who.

[00:42:51] Don't give a fuck about the students. Principals. Who don't care. Teachers who'd rather be involved in a sex scandal. Pedophilia. No kidding. Yeah. Yeah. I had a couple around here. That was out. That one teacher was actually busted for child porn. I was like wow. And I knew the guy. I was like holy shit. Yeah. It always upsets me. Because it's just like. Man. You were my icon. And now. But I always find it funny.

[00:43:20] I find it funny when it's a sex scandal. And it's a plot. It's. Yeah. Because I'm like. Because like oh. Female gym teacher was accused of sexual encounters with another female student. I'm like. Quat twist. What a twist. Oh man. I heard that on the news the one night. I just yelled. Quat twist. So fucking loud. And my sister busted out laughing. It is always wild. When you just.

[00:43:50] Hear these guys. You're like. Of all the people. Mm hmm. And it's never those you think would be. Like recently. Uh. There's a word. Yeah. Ed Hiscor. Who's a comic artist. Got busted for grooming minors. I'm like. What the fuck? I don't even know who he is. But. I might have read his comics in the past. But oh well. Shit.

[00:44:21] It's just funny. But I would definitely take all the pedos. All the sex offenders. Put them on an island. And. Let them fight. Each other. And whoever wins. Gets. Complete immunity of all their charges. How bad do you want to be free of your charges?

[00:44:50] You're fucking kidding right? I have the paper in front of me. I am the president. I'm giving you a free opportunity. I think I know who you are. And why you don't belong here. I'll give you a diplomatic interview. You can escape. That's a pretty fair deal. It's like fuck it. That would be a great deal. You can survive everybody. You get diplomatic immunity. Absolutely dude. There should be like.

[00:45:20] Some cool like. You don't get a deal. But at least you don't get executed. For real. Do the right thing. Do the right thing. Yeah. Oh. I have a good deal. There we go. Oh no. We're going down the deep end. Oh this is funny. This is for the flat earthers. Oh don't.

[00:45:50] Oh no. These are going to. They're going to love me. Flat earthers. I'm going to send your asses to Australia. For a whole month. Expenses paid. There you go. Because some of them. Don't believe Australia exists. What? It's. You didn't hear that? I have not. I have heard many a stupid thing. Like the moon is made of green cheese. Like. Oh. Yeah. Flat earthers.

[00:46:19] A lot of the hardcore ones. Apparently. Don't believe that Australia exists. They think it's made up. They think the people are just putting on an accent and shit. I'm like. Okay. And they also believe that there's a. The funniest thing that I like. I like the flat earth theory. I love the theory.

[00:46:41] But the funniest part about it is they think that there's a hundred foot wall of ice. Going around the earth. And look this up. I'm not kidding. It's a hundred foot wall of ice. And it's all guarded by militia and stuff. Like. Okay. That doesn't really track. But all right. Because I'm saying this.

[00:47:11] Because I remember I watched. Oh. What had flat earth in it? Because I was so excited. I was like. Oh wow. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe gods of Egypt. Or was it Jupiter. Ascending. One of the two. It might have been gods of Egypt. Yes. It was gods of Egypt. Yes. It was that one. And they had it. And it showed in all the spirit. Like. Oh. Flat earth. Yes. Cool. And. Now I'm thinking back.

[00:47:40] I'm like. Wait a minute. Why do you need a hundred foot ice wall. With militia armed on the walls. Exactly. That doesn't make sense. Because it's. You're aiming at space. Yeah. What are we doing here? Are you fighting off Elrond Hubbard's Scientology aliens or what? Yeah. There you go. Battlefield Earth 2.0. I love that movie. Everybody hates it. I promise we will do an episode on it.

[00:48:12] Yeah. I covered it off a couple weeks ago. I was like. That's funny. Yeah. They want you to jump on a bandwagon. And now I'm to the point where I'm like. There's no such thing as. This is the final review. So. Better yet. I will. Take down. Uh. Rotten Tomatoes. But keep up Metacritic. I would take down all them sites. Because they're fucking clickbait. They are. I get rid of clickbait. Period. Because I'm so sick and tired of people. Mm-hmm.

[00:48:41] They see a movie. And. They see it posted. And they're like. Oh. This is what it's like. I don't know if I should even watch it. I'm like. Why can't you formulate an opinion on your own? Why do you need a website to tell you how to formulate it? Why do you have to do this? Yeah. You know. Like I've had so many arguments over that shit on Twitter. It's kind of funny. Because it just shows how brain dead a lot of folks are.

[00:49:10] And they just get so hooked into whatever is posted. If it's posted. It's real. If it's. Yeah. For real. That's how they roll. It's so sad. It is. I would get rid of leaks. To be honest. Like. I am so sick of fucking leaks. I'm tired of that bullshit. But look at this. Here's a leak from the movie set. Oh. Like Wickelews? Nah.

[00:49:40] Like. Oh. Look at this. Oh. I don't like how that suit looks. Oh. Like if I made a movie. I would make it so where. I would have. I'd hire everybody that I could. And like. We're going to play. We're going to play tag. With this shit. You know the movie tag? Yeah. You know. You know what I'm talking about.

[00:50:09] I'm going to make it to where we film the real deal. And then post a whole bunch of fake shit. And say it's actually the real movie. And just have it to be so fucking disappointing and shit. That everybody gets so mad at the leaks. Like this film sucks ass. I can't believe that. Look what they did to so and so. He looks dumb. She looks bad. And then the movie comes out. It's nothing like the leaks they saw. And I'm like. What?

[00:50:40] Like that'll teach you from believing in what you see. Better yet. Trailer should be honest. Well I mean. Most of them are. If you think about it. They're so. They're misleading at first. And then when you see the movie. And rewatch the trailer. You're like. Oh. That's what they cut out of that scene. I gotcha. Because some of the spoilers are hiding right in the fucking trailer. They are sometimes. I love that shit. I love that. It's so funny.

[00:51:10] But then again. Them trailers are. They're cool. But they're annoying at the same time. Especially if you see them multiple fucking times in a row. And it's like. Oh this is my religion. Like no it's not. I don't know. I don't know. I would have national cult month. National call. What would you do? Be preaching Mother Teresa type stuff? No. I'd let every cult have their day. Oh.

[00:51:41] Be funny as hell. Just see them fight each other. Like fuck it. My cult's better than your cult. Like uh huh. Look what happened with Jim Jones. That's why Kool-Aid went up. Wow. Oh my. I would. Rewrite the constitution.

[00:52:10] Definitely rewrite that motherfucker. So much. The declaration. Up my ass. That too. Declaration and the constitution. Like fuck it. Let's rewrite everything. Properly. More support groups for men's health. Yes. I mean I get the point of you know. Putting women first. But you know. You sideline men.

[00:52:40] Just out of fucking sexism. And misogyny. It's dumb as fuck. It's like. Put men first. Not because they're men. But because of their fucking health. Like you're not thinking about their fucking health. You just see them as. What you need them for. And how. And you wonder why. Most of us are committing suicide. Before a certain age.

[00:53:08] Because you want us to be strong. And stoic. But you don't want to hear us talk. But we want to hear your feelings. Oh we don't want to hear those feelings though. Like. Yep. It's like sit the fuck down. Let us have our issues talked about. Like real fucking people. Like god. It's so hard sometimes. Like. You want to help. People. People. But. It's never.

[00:53:38] That simple. I mean you get people. You get therapists who are paid. One to three hundred. A head. For their clients. It doesn't seem like it's ever enough. It's not. It's amazing that there's an actual price. On your head. For getting health. Now. That's sad. Like oh it's free for me. But no. There's an actual price tag on your head. It's wild that you have to pay for health. Universal health care should be. Global. It should be free. It really should be.

[00:54:08] I mean it's not that hard to sacrifice a third of your salary. Just to have. Free health benefits. That's not. Bad at all. It's really not. If you think about it in long term. It's not that bad. I agree. I don't know why. And if you love kids. Why are you giving all that money to all these gun. You know. Companies are not. I would get rid of fucking fundraisers and shit. Yeah. Fundraisers. Oh.

[00:54:38] They're so stupid. I get tired of them. Like. They do nothing. I get tired of the hot. They're pathetic. And then you find out. Oh. It's bullshit. It's all bullshit. Or it's a scam. Mm-hmm. Like the one I remember from. Early 2010s was. A couple had. Because this was all over the news actually. They faked.

[00:55:07] One of them faked dying or something. What? I can't remember. It was a couple. They faked something. But it was so convincing. That they had. They scammed like. Five million out of people. That donated to their. Patreon or something. Or their Kickstarter. Not Kickstarter. On the Patreon. GoFundMe. It was their GoFundMe. That's what it was. They scammed five million dollars.

[00:55:36] In their GoFundMe. From all these people and stuff. And it turned out. There wasn't anything wrong with them at all. They were just scam artists. And I'm like. Wow. Nice. Yeah. I would also. It's been difficult isn't it? It is. Because I'm really trying to think here. I would ban influencers. Yep.

[00:56:06] They're fucking stupid. But the last. The latest one I saw. The last one I saw. This dumb bitch. Jumped on a Lamborghini. Damaged it. And all for dancing. Yeah. What are you trying to say either? You know. It's like. It's like. You're not even. You're dumb. You're so stupid. I really hate influencers. Like they don't serve any purpose. They're not influencing shit.

[00:56:35] There needs to be just so many other options. It can't just be. This is the only way. Blah blah blah. It's like. Give people options. That's why I like the fact that. Minnesota or Montana. Montana banned TikTok. I was happy about that. And they still upheld that shit. I'm like. Good. Keep it that way. Now ban it everywhere. Like seriously. I.

[00:57:04] If you get rid of social media altogether. For a good decade. Let people decompress. And reintegrate into being human again. It would go long. It really does. Because everybody's so. Glued to fucking filters. And. Being fake. No one's being real anymore. I don't know you. With a filter.

[00:57:34] I don't. I know you without filters. Without fucking fakery. I know who you are. You're nothing with a filter. You're just. Another fake. Person. You're fake. Mm-hmm. Ugh. All the. The one video that circulated a lot. It pops up every couple years. Is the one guy reading off. The list of charges. And. He gets to the end. He's like. If you thought this was the NFL. Or the NBA. You were wrong. It's all the senators.

[00:58:04] Currently. In office. I was like. Wow. Damn. All them fuckers. With charges and shit. And. No licenses and stuff. They're gone. He's just gone. You're gone man. You're gone. Because you should. Because the one thing. Me and my therapist. In Creed. Only talked about. Because. I love therapy man. It is so relieving. Yeah. She agreed with me. We should have somebody young.

[00:58:34] In office. I'm like yes. It should be all around young. Like. If you're going to apply for a position. In office. And shit. And you're going to go for president. Or if you're going to go for. Congress. Or any kind of deal. It should be. Ugh. 25 to 35. Easily. But you got to make a decision. Whether or not. You want to actually. Stick to this shit. Because you can't have it both ways.

[00:59:04] Like I learned that. When I was watching. Catching up on Invincible. This morning. It's. That show is so educational. Like. Wow. Have you watched it? Uh. Only clips of it. I need to catch up on that. And the boys. Yeah. I love that show. But yeah. They were talking about. College. Tyler is a really smart gal. I've read a lot of her books. Yeah. They were talking about colleges. And I'm like.

[00:59:34] Wow. Like. I never thought about it like that. And. Comparing that to applying for. You know. An office. A run of office position. And shit. You know. Like. You can't really balance it. Unless you know how to. You really can't. No. But if you know enough about it. That you've been around it. Like I said in the first one. For. You know. A decade or more. And you've studied it for a decade or more. And you know enough.

[01:00:04] Sure. You qualify for more than the other motherfucker running. And I would also. Get in touch with Area 51. And work on. Them. And have them build. Dimensional technology. So we can explore other universes. And then I can run. And with that. I'll run scenarios. Of candidates. Who run for office. And see which one turns out better.

[01:00:34] And then make a decision. Eh. Yeah. We can identify. Yes. For real. Instead of doing. Propaganda galore. And other shit. Yeah. Propaganda is so funny. It's stupid. Ugh. It's like. Y'all know. It was. I know. It does. Eh. It's like. Nobody knows how to have fun anymore with it. Seriously. Like. Make it funny.

[01:01:04] So and so. Wears their underwear inside out. For two days in a row. Ooh. What? Or be like. Real damning. So and so. Doesn't wash their hands for a week. Ugh. We should. It should be required. Here's how you. Wash your hands. Dispose of waste properly. Word. Word. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Every weekend.

[01:01:34] Should be. What's everybody's hated day of the week? Oh. Sunday. That'll work. You're either in church. Or you gotta. Just get ready to go back to school. Or work. Or work. Yeah. Sundays. Bloody Sunday. Yeah. That'll work. We'll take bloody Sunday. Sunday. And make it literal. Oh. Jeez. Yeah. Women who.

[01:02:04] Yeah. Women who are on their periods. On Sundays. For bloody Sunday. You can smear their blood on the walls. No matter what. And paint red rum happily. Wow. Nah. Sundays. That can be trash day. Where. You go to the beach. And you help clean the beach up. Uh. No more forcing people to do jumping jacks.

[01:02:33] That is stupid. Oh. That's gay. Ha ha ha ha ha. He said a slur. No. I didn't. You don't even know what gay means. He was laughing. But it wasn't at you. Not doing your job teaching. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ah. Home X. Home X should be. Every basic skill should be taught. From.

[01:03:02] Middle school. Onward. Well actually. Elementary school. Onward. Like if you need to learn how to cook. If you need to know how to clean. If you need to know how to fold. Laundry. Iron. And. Basic skills. Change a fucking tire. You're committed if you really never won't. If I was a teacher. I'd want 110k to teach kids that. Like shit.

[01:03:31] I mean you have so many people out here nowadays. Who don't even know how to cook. And that's really sad. Like if you're. You should be required to cook. You can't just get off on. I got enough money to go to. Whatever store. Yeah. For real. It's like learning how to cook is so easy. It's not that fucking hard. Uh. Murder. Oh. Oh good. Um.

[01:04:04] Inmates. Should get all kinds of education that they need. Love it. Every kind of possible. They should have cooking competitions. Yeah. I agree. I agree. That'd be a lot of fucking fun. Like make prison actually. Enjoyable. Despite how bad some of them have been. Make it a livable. Environment. Not a hell hole. That it's portrayed to be in movies. And shit.

[01:04:34] I agree. Yeah. We. We should make it to where it's just like. Come on. Here's how to crack an egg. Fun fact. If you don't want to cook an egg. You can microwave it for 45 seconds. In the microwave. There you go. It's so amazing to me. How backwards. The U.S. is. Versus other countries. Like we should be.

[01:05:03] For all the strides. And. Accolades. We've done through the years. Albeit most of them. Horrible. Most of them. Genocide. Most. Yeah. Most of it's genocide relief. It's. Um. We should be. Number one. Out of those categories. We really should be. It's so fucking sad. But Oreo.

[01:05:32] You're asking people to try. I know. Right. Like. What should I try? Well. If you don't try. Shit's gonna remain the same. You wanna be in a doom cycle. The rest of your life. Or do you just wanna. Do something different. Yeah. I'd be getting all kinds of fucking. Vines and shit. Like. If I was an obvious. People would not like me at all. They'd be like. This motherfucker. Doesn't know what he's talking about. Like. Yeah. I fucking do.

[01:06:01] You just want somebody who's older. With my kind of attitude. To run the office. Right? Well. Yeah. I do. Go. That's your problem. You don't like youth. Because you were young once. You don't wanna understand it. It's like. I watched Footloose the other day. The original. Not that shit remake. Yeah. And it's. I sent this. Because I was thinking about. I watched it. And.

[01:06:31] Stahl's wife. Points out. How him and Ariel. Have grown apart. I was like. I totally understand that. And it applies to. How. If you had somebody young in office. The older demographic. Is gonna grow apart from that. Because they're not gonna wanna see. Someone. They can't identify with. Running for office. They want somebody. That's their age. Because they're so stuck. On old ways. Whereas.

[01:07:01] You have someone. Who's new. Youthful. You're different man. Yeah. Yeah. For real. They don't like different. If it's an outsider's mentality. That's what they have. You can't dance. You can't dance. You can't dance. You can't listen to this. It's music. It's. Yeah. Oh. It's sexual. And a bitch. You can't lose. Yeah. Yeah. I still can't believe. Lori straddled those two cars like that. Right? I mean. I say that because.

[01:07:30] Like that's 84. That's some wild shit. For 84. When you think about. Safety protocols. Today. Because today. It would have been. Stunt double one through four. For that shit. And whereas back then. It's like. Oh. I can do it. I've done it all the time. Like yeah. Of course you have. Like that was commonplace. Fuck it. Kudos to Lori. For having good balance.

[01:08:02] My ass would have fallen. When damn room got run over. Oh no. What loose? Doop doop doop doop doop doop. Yep. Yep. Oh my. You need to watch a special feature for that actually. Oh my. Yeah. Because I know you like film shit. Lovely. Yeah. You'll enjoy Kevin Bacon's screen test. And. I'm not kidding.

[01:08:31] It's really fucking good. I was surprised. um and Sarah Jessica Parker's interview as well yes I love this I learned something today people he educated me he educated me and very controversial I will institute for one whole month

[01:09:00] race swap yeah that way everybody can switch races for one entire month and it's legal and you can act as you want to act and face the consequences of acting like another race I won't be all responsible you all be responsible for your own shit perfect yeah I can finally do blackface black people

[01:09:29] you put that on you're gonna see how black you're gonna be black as fuck yeah I love that show black white that was so good black white yeah ice cube produced it oh yeah that old fx show yeah I remember that shit and people discovered that on twitter a while ago this is wild like yeah

[01:09:58] but do you understand the point of it no of course not you missed the whole fucking point I'm like wow like man they swapped races like that's smart shit but I think it's important though to swap races so people understand how it really is in their skin

[01:10:27] because everybody see everybody sees black basically oh that's racist as hell like yeah from back then definitely racist for sure yes but do you really know what it's like to be black I don't think do you really know no do you really know what it's like to see yourself as a minority through the upper class eyes no you really don't this is your opportunity

[01:10:56] to find that shit out and it's a real eye opener too because you go and do somebody else's culture for a month whatever culture it is you do a problem you dress like them you act like them you talk like them you do everything they do everything and every fucking thing everything for a month and you will have a massive

[01:11:25] eye opening experience to understand where the fuck you're coming from versus them oh if only man we gotta really just make it where it's like there is no chicken shit answers there is no I don't know what you're talking about yes you do you got this far you know exactly what you're doing it's wild because you never see it happen nobody will ever fucking do it and you have all

[01:11:54] these interracial dating deals going on and shit and that's great I love interracial dating it's fun it's awesome but nobody really thinks about how it affects the other person they never want to ask that question because they're so afraid of offending them or coming out sounding like they're racist or they don't want to lose

[01:12:23] that bond with that person or just I'm not attracted and it's nothing personal but that's the other thing it's very hard when you you look guilty when you're making more excuses oh yes definitely this is like well there's a reason just say it spit it out why are you really with me and choose your words carefully because just saying I don't care for you

[01:12:55] oh as a species okay yeah one text I saw on one person I saw on Twitter before I left was a dad got mad at his daughter for dating a black man and it was it always happened this was really and it's always amazing when what's worse the dad's reaction or the daughter being shamed for it it's just like well both but my god well never did

[01:13:25] dad called him sub human and I'm like wow that's a new one I'm like man called him sub human sub human I don't consider you one of my like why would man this motherfucker didn't he didn't know for a slur the man went for the jugular like he went to the bottom dried really cut deep he's gonna

[01:13:55] stay in that barrel really how are you gonna call somebody sub human because your daughter loves that person it's unnatural yeah because it's not you so yeah no shit it's not natural we're to the same guys saying I gotta make my way in the world stats stats on interracial dating before we go okay so the pew

[01:14:24] as in pew pew research center according to a 2017 so it all varies from 1980 to 2015 plus the whole world's melting pot so significant growth in the Hispanic and Asian populations that's coupled with that's been a huge rise the share of all

[01:14:54] newlyweds that were Hispanic rose 9% points from 8% to 70% okay I'm looking for more specifics okay black men that were twice as likely as black women to intermarry intermarry whites were 12 for men 10 for women on a percentage scale Hispanics

[01:15:23] men and women were pretty neck and neck with 26 to 28 and blacks you know black men were 24 and white women and black women were 12 Asian men were 21 while Asian women were 36 interesting it's an interesting giant percentage I don't know if it's just that there's a lot of trophy wives or immigrants offering to become uh bread earners

[01:15:53] or what have you I don't know I'd be your wife for money among blacks in the space college graduates were most likely to intermarry as well well that's not surprising college is the biggest melting pot ever yeah it's where we learn how it truly feels and that's how most of them rapes occur unfortunately too yeah there's a lot of fucked up shit on

[01:16:23] so there's something I would enforce too I would have there be like better ways to determine so there's none of this he said she says like okay oh that happened already in my area uh what college if you don't mind me asking let me see where was it um it was in Baltimore I can't remember what college it was but they shut down the little bit because of hazing accusations and shit

[01:16:53] and I'm like keep them shut down yeah like hell here's something fucked up about I want to cut down on professors taking bribes from students like I want there to be like even if they're not a good person like I want to even just determine it's like okay he would have not turned it down so he's suspended you know and same thing with the student you know did the student initiate it or did he or she I want to know who instigated it

[01:17:22] exactly that's the biggest instead of the whole piece of he thought about it because we've all had more of the thoughts but it really it's the same of when during you know post 9-11 when you would see federal guys crack down on anti-government people and it's like okay they didn't turn down buying a fake nuke so that was our you know reason to arrest them and racial profiling too there is unfortunately a lot of racial profiling that comes in there where you're just like

[01:17:51] well yeah you're in a crappy part of the city of course it's another Tuesday to be able to find someone doing something wrong so check this shit out McDaniel College that's in Westminster for me they're West Westminster they have an alley that is literally nicknamed Rape Alley because there's so many rapes that happen there not West Minister in London I'm thinking

[01:18:21] you're talking about New Wilmington Pennsylvania no I'm talking about Maryland so West Minister College in Pennsylvania Maryland I thought you said Merlin everybody pronounces it differently my friend Paul from Ireland asked me about that shit he's like how do you pronounce Maryland I had to think about that for like five minutes

[01:18:50] how do I pronounce it Maryland Maryland Maryland Maryland because everybody has a different accent like Baltimore has multiple accents which is hilarious and I love it because there was one video that's viral and it's two black guys no three black guys they're all young and they're all talking about this is funny they're all talking they're all trying to say

[01:19:19] oh Aaron ironed and earned and the one guy said it right and he's like Aaron and the guy's like earned I'm like oh god this is price shit they're going back and forth on how to pronounce Aaron earned and iron I was like earn and I'm like and I can't stop laughing because I'm like it's so fucking right because that's how they talk

[01:19:48] because it's the different accents like it's how they talk and the one is like Aaron like Aaron like I he's like water I'm like no water and he's like water I'm like no water and he just got pissed off and walked away I'm like good fuck off like I don't say wash I say wash

[01:20:18] because that's a Baltimore thing my stepdad's from Baltimore so he said that all of his life and my aunt has said it all her life too like go wash the dishes wash your clothes wash yeah wash there's no R in I don't give a fuck wash wash wash wash your dishes and people get so mad about that like what the fuck does it matter how I say something

[01:20:47] it shouldn't matter it's an accent it's a slang it's a term it's slang so it's already kind of big fucking deal I don't know and there's so many dialects to learn that's another thing there should be mandatory dialect learning for on the job that way you can't act like a fucking asshole and be like I don't know what they're saying blah blah blah nah I know what they said I took my

[01:21:17] courses you're being a total prick like like it's not that hard to learn basic Spanish it's really not like the other like it's not like if you really want to learn basic Spanish the conjugation which fucks people up watch a fucking Spanish show with English subtitles on and pay attention to what

[01:21:47] they're saying you learn how to enunciate properly do it with any show every show has a different language barrier you put on the barrier you put on the caps and you listen and you pay attention and learn how to enunciate it's not that fucking hard my town is small it's only like I think the population like five grand I think around that yeah it's like 5,000 people

[01:22:17] let me see here population 5,000 point 4,1 as of 2020 not good oh hold on there's an update deal okay currently it is 5,558 that's not good so my town is mostly

[01:22:47] um there's a bunch of Mexicans that live up and down the street I love them they are super nice I mean they are nicest people I have ever met they are not mean they're not evil they are just super kind and the hardest workers I've ever seen and yeah they are they are so sweet they see me because I sit outside so they see me when they go to work every day because most of them work

[01:23:16] for landscaping and the tree companies where they take down trees and stuff and they were doing that actually uh the other day yeah yeah it was the other day when I went last week went on to therapy because we had a double tornado come through here last year and rare too because we don't get tornadoes in Maryland no we don't but an F2

[01:23:46] hit around here and it knocked down 39 telephone poles in Westminster and it was fucked because we lost power for let's see because it because the was in the middle of it so it knocked out power to all three cities and yeah and it took a while to get the power back

[01:24:16] on Westminster went I think a week and a half without power and they had to replace all the telephone poles that were knocked down that took a long time because it ran up 140 it was all on route 140 this happened and it was a mess but I saw them out last week trimming trees at the power lines going down Broadbeck and

[01:24:45] in other places too because I'm like yeah I know why you're doing that so there's not another fucking accident like it was last year not a requirement if president you must go and help out everybody in the city you can't sit back and go to I don't know overseas on vacation word fucking Ted perfect I know you stay up perfect I'm gonna go to the Bahamas with my family in Texas we're freezing to death oh you're old

[01:25:16] fucking idiot you guilted me to coming back from my vacation because of the fucking cold no I saw the videos dude them residents guys fucked yep I mean I remember them videos because I was shocked I was like man this motherfucker's got one person's house blew not blew open it had it leaked so bad

[01:25:46] they had to live in a hotel another person they left their dumb ass left the window open and it snowed inside the kitchen and froze it over completely power was out for I don't remember how long because the power companies were fucked because it was on two different grid because it was a privately owned

[01:26:16] corporation that was providing electricity to Texas in one area or something and that power grid failed and oh such a mess people snowmobiling and just going sledding and shit and everybody struggling to melt the ice and dig out fucking Ted Cruz screwed them over hardcore it really did and people are still just like either

[01:26:45] I don't want to require people to vote but don't complain I have it bad and I refuse to go to the polls it's like okay you gotta do something like I voted for Biden and do I regret voting for him no because I wanted change change happened I regret that there's no other choices that's true I'll take Williamson I'll take Jane Ogre I'll take all these other guys but at the same time it's just like well

[01:27:15] you gotta pick somebody and I'm not gonna just throw it away I love the Green Party I'm gonna definitely get more involved with the Green Party but I mean it's basically the liberal equivalent like kind of like how libertarians are to conservatives like if you're just sick of what your party is doing you go with the less radical third party option because I don't know shit about politics I'm just like I voted for him because I wanted to change that's it I knew

[01:27:45] not much was gonna get done but at least politics were gonna so it's like I mean he tried he tried he really did try I'm not gonna take that away from him like everybody wants to bash Obama he did stop a lot of the wars now the main issue I got is how Ukraine's basically being exploited to fight all these other wars it's like okay the last I saw that was ISIS launching yeah everyone Russia isn't that wild how everyone has gone on

[01:28:15] from that and now we're in Israel versus Palestine now no one's talking about Ukraine and Russia much anymore it's wild because I scrapbooked most of the Ukraine Russian war when it first started I scrapbooked a lot of that shit because I was like man this is history and I quit scrapbooking I quit scrapbooking because it was too much mainly because newspaper wanted to fuck up I never told you

[01:28:45] about that that's right newspaper prices need to come the fuck down bad because when I had my subscription originally it was oh because I did the every three months I know every four months yeah every four months I got my bill and when I got the first bill it was 88 and I was like okay that's not bad like that's cool that's still affordable all right and then I got my next bill

[01:29:15] and that one jumped up 50 fucking dollars and I'm like I'm not paying 133 fuck that no absolutely not that's too fucking expensive for the paper no fuck that even Sunday paper around here is working on five dollars five dollars for the Sunday paper I remember when that fucker was 250

[01:29:44] ridiculous and it's ridiculous because Monday's papers if you ever next time you look at the newspaper for Monday next week look how thin that shit is just the main section look how thin that shit is versus everything else that's loaded in there it's pathetic and they want like oh wait a minute actually I can give you a price that's a lot of papers in my ring so

[01:30:20] I got a scrapbook and all right Sunday's paper is 450 Saturday's is 350 yeah weekly papers are 350 Sundays is 450 so yeah that's fucked up and I added that all up a while ago and it came to like your spending because they offered me a dumbass deal for uh the hell was it

[01:30:50] I mean I think it was newspapers should be free yeah they should be free they should really be free they used it was a deal for like three dollars a day or a week or something I forget what the exact deal was but I added it all up and I was like if I went by daily and bought it daily it comes to two grand a year for the paper two grand two thousand fucking dollars

[01:31:20] there we go that'll work I'm like two thousand dollars for the paper for a year and then leap year it's another extra so two thousand three two thousand three dollars and fifty cents if it hasn't gone up by then fucking dumb so yeah papers

[01:31:49] should be free if you're giving out news and shit it should be free why is it free on tv but you have to pay for it in paper form makes no sense I agree this is like and honestly my favorite newspaper is the wall street journal because I used to read it a lot no Baltimore Sun actually it's bigger it's colorful and I like how much is in there because

[01:32:19] you get a lot of shit in there and I didn't realize that because I've always had the carol counting times but when I got my hands on the Baltimore Sun and Wall Street Journal I was like wow oh look at the color in this thing look at all these articles all the detail wow a full page obit for a celebrity what that's that's incredible that's crazy fuck I was impressed I was like damn

[01:32:49] this is good I should get it but I'm not paying two fucking grand thank you not yet not me fuck that but there is a silver lining if I go to the library I can ask them for the newspapers that they're going to throw away and get it for free that's that's that's one of the main reasons I

[01:33:18] wholesomely love Barber one of the main reasons I got on the library was reading rainbow he should be made a fucking honorary library yes I would sign that shit into law he should be an honorary library for helping me yes me you and other kids that grew up with that shit like he has done so much and if he hadn't inspired me back then

[01:33:47] I wouldn't be in the library as much as I am now because of him like I read voraciously I love going to the library I get all kinds of shit out here's fun facts about the library my library I can rent previously I could rent up to 25 movies or games at a time now that's increased

[01:34:17] to 50 oh yeah it's ridiculous I love that and I have checked out 25 fucking films before I have I watched a lot and isn't it amazing though how so many people would just be like I don't have there is always a better source so you might as as well support it if you gotta drive an extra 10-20 minutes so be it don't act like I don't have a good

[01:34:48] very good trust me if I had a grandmother who was a teacher and encouraged reading and discipline I'd be in a different place now I don't think I had plenty of other parents being very good about helping me find my voice but when you got someone who can speak as both your friend and as a teacher that's a rare skill set I surprised a lot of family members who didn't know that about her when she passed away I was like yeah no she brought us out

[01:35:17] of her show a lot of people will just do the whole oh we should just do this and that and like well that's all well and good but being inspired I would say is the hardest part yeah for real you don't know what you don't know sometimes until you do it and sometimes just even doing it like it doesn't happen overnight so you gotta have it all it takes is having a friend who says hey come on over to the you know

[01:35:47] library I got a card you know it's that's the other thing too like you only get charged if you're late yeah but check this shit out you get an annual fee obviously but yeah it's nothing here if you and with checking out books there's no limitation on books you can check out as many as you're fucking like um like it if you are a non-state non-maryland resident and you get a card it's 25 a year

[01:36:16] for the card not now uh there are no late fee charges they took care of that after covid because once covid hit everything shut down they're just fortunate to have any kind of yeah so all fines and balances were wiped clean the only thing that you had yeah i had like 15 left to pay on mine you were late oreo i know my biggest fine there was 48 dollars

[01:36:45] because i had a bunch of late vhs tapes back then yeah oh my god um i just i love that fucking branch it's so much fun but the only money that you ever really have to pay out of pocket is if you reserve something from oclc or worldcat which is the world catalog for the global library that tapped into 10 000 branches

[01:37:14] around the world and because some of them branches they do have the material you want to reserve and some of them require payment for it you can pay as low as 10 bucks or 15 sometimes they want 20 it depends i know it's not bad though it's pretty good and i don't have a problem with that at all like i've already had to pay 10 dollars to rent a witchblade art book which was worth the

[01:37:44] 10 dollars like shit because it's funny because i look at everything i have saved money on over the years and if you go to pirating as well you save a lot more money yes but but i look at all the books i've rented over the years and by the way require warner butters to release the batgirl cut but anyway yeah and all their fucking films they try to get rid of there you go every movie must be released or the library of congress

[01:38:14] is entitled to sue for wrongful treatment of media boom i actually tagged elon musk on the looney tunes film i was like why should you be a hero and buy this film yeah you're fighting random wars no one gives a shit about how would you come over here like dude buy it stream it on twitter buy it anyway to quote trent resner when he gave away one nine inch nills soundtrack to spite universal steal it

[01:38:46] um yeah i love world cat i have in the world cat is a double-edged sword because for all the titles i'll write down 20 titles that i want out of the 20 that i find five or more end up not being able to be filled because they're not in circulation i'm like damn it

[01:39:16] and it's not so bad it's like all right whatever i don't mind that but it's kind of sad because it sucks because i don't have that book to look at and then review for my channel i love that shit that's why you go back to the var burden of reading rainbow and it's like you have the library as this major source of information and people don't realize that nowadays they don't care about that as much they just see

[01:39:45] it as an opportunity to a dump their kid off for a puppet show or to get some books out for them to read or they just see it as a place to hang out and do work which is good that's great it's awesome but they don't really see the full benefit of that library like you can go there get on the internet for an hour on their computer no charge you can

[01:40:15] also use their wifi there no charge you can get stuff in the vending machines you get charged for that that's about it you can also bring in outside food no charge at all unless you're paying for it but the branch itself does not charge you for doing all this stuff it's amazing it's so amazing and the staff is so nice

[01:40:44] and so wholesome and I've seen this staff change over 25 years and it's sad seeing a lot of them go and retire it's like damn and seeing the branch itself morph over 25 years from having VHS rentals to now DVD and Blu-ray and video games I'm just glad libraries would adapt yeah for real

[01:41:13] I I often talk to the librarians about how you know it'd be nice if OCLC existed back in the 90s because man VHS rentals would have been balls back then yeah all the like it's crazy all them random just all the locations that exist and now they're all connected today all because LeVar Burton said go to your library

[01:41:43] that's fucking crazy like he should be a honorary librarian for that shit because he inspired so many generations not just from roots but also Star Trek he inspired people to rise and he's a great director yeah if you want some entertainment you can go to the film and TV Academy they'll show all kinds of producer interviews and those are always great just seeing

[01:42:12] how comfortable they are in their skin and how people how they took criticism back then like he rose from the chains of slavery became an engineer taught people how to read and onward it's amazing saved the planet and all that good jazz he's an amazing fucking man and he deserves all the goddamn credit yep

[01:42:43] wow completely completely agree like I wish libraries had more but they don't which is really sad I mean it depends on the funding and everything and what branches too like the best branches I've gotten stuff from to Worldcat was the Fashion Institute of Technology recently Fullerton

[01:43:13] University out in California I've gotten a lot of shit from Cali New York New Jersey Virginia Sarasota Florida Miami Dade Florida West Virginia Virginia Virginia I think North or South Carolina Washington State Nevada a couple of ones to name

[01:43:43] off it's amazing how they're all connected and I wish like if I would literally order people to go to the fucking library at least three times a week like damn go there explore it learn from it same with the gym go to the gym explore it learn from it not hard to do in my case I got a library that also has a gym motherfucker

[01:44:13] really yes and I don't branch East Arlington branch yeah here in Texas Arlington's in between Dallas and Fort Worth but oh yeah I've gotten stuff from Texas too that's fun at a world cat yeah yeah so I I don't go there much anymore just because the hours suck but I'm gonna try there on occasion I still use that one of the other gyms you know that's the thing once you join you can go to any gym in that

[01:44:43] area you know and just scan your card and ready to go and so what in the ass I mean try out any gym they got a fucking pool and it's heated oh heated oh man the aquatic it's not well run but I it is a good add-on but when I was yeah it's good oh

[01:45:12] fucking pool wow and a gym a pool and gym at the line motherfucker oh I'd be there every goddamn day oh my god I am jealous wow you're right I'm mainly using LA fitness now just because the but LA fitness is you can take it anywhere and if

[01:45:42] you want you can do a more expensive plan where you go if you travel out of state you can go to one in Arkansas or Georgia versus wherever you're based yeah but as it stands now on the basic plan you can basically take it anywhere in your state so that is fucking cool and we all have different options yeah and I'm gonna try it again soon I just they got crazy schedules lately and I'm like hey stop interrupting my flow

[01:46:12] man a gym that is unreal I mean that is innovative as fuck because you're learning it's working your whole damn body and go read and then go unwind fuck man wow wow they would love me there I'm

[01:46:42] reserving so much like god you're so swole when you're learning yeah right if only dude LeVar Burton would be proud of that shit fuck probably would be yeah Arnold would be proud of that yes he would no need for a visor or robot muscles yeah yeah because he talked about in an

[01:47:12] interview how he's always at the gym every day and I'm like that's impressive shit yes like his work ethic is amazing wow a gym and a pool that's not I'm never going to forget that that's crazy shit that should be mandatory to every fucking branch I agree I

[01:47:45] youth honestly I bring more because there is gyms scattered throughout my area but like they're all different and they should do more my library I go to is literally right across from my gym and it's funny I can literally walk to either one of

[01:48:18] nice because I love that branch they're nice and the gym is nice too but I wish he would get better fucking equipment because recently when I was there Sunday the leg curl was busted so he ordered parts for it I was pissed I was like motherfucker and it's never

[01:48:50] what are you doing that's why Planet Fitness has two of each machine that's why I like them because they have two of each and it was nice and they're open on holidays baby where else are you going to find that everyone else is but excuse oh that's

[01:49:20] right I would fucking abolish their stupid rules they have pieces of shit you can't have a gallon of water how the hell is a gallon of water intimidating answer me that give me a valid fucking reason other than the dumb cunt that was working there telling me it'll spill it'll get everywhere like it has a lid bitch they say that at certain ones like

[01:49:50] you can't yeah the one I went to they were really snobby about it and the girl got racist with me over she's like fine you can drink it in the locker room away from everybody else I'm like okay racist yeah it's in their rules it's I'm not kidding they actually have it in their guidelines you can't have a gallon of water you can't have cut off shirts

[01:50:21] because their whole thing is they're steering away from steroid folks and bodybuilders and I'm like that's dumb but you'll bring in pizza and bagels yeah you still got all these other machines in the locker room that are bad for your home no they do pizza Monday and bagel Tuesday the fuck you bringing food in for like that's dumb and then they have that shit row of

[01:50:51] treadmills like who wants a shit row of treadmills like no give me machines I'd rather have more machines than treadmills yeah no kidding like like treadmill is fine but give me the machines that I can work with versus shit row like let me have my gallon jug of water that's not

[01:51:21] intimidating just want to start some bullshit really care it's a cheap membership that's the whole deal it's a cheap deal but they don't really care and some of the employees are so snobby and stuck up they don't know their head from an asshole on the ground and they're so dumb that runk alarm shit I'd get rid of that too I'd get rid of everybody that work there that's a shithead and put in real actual fitness

[01:51:51] folks that want to help people out that aren't toxic because that's exactly what plan fitness is now is toxic work come in and want to work out versus that bullshit judgment free zone crap they're pulling like how is it judgment free if you're telling me I can't bring in a gallon of water yeah I'm not sure how that works like you are so ass

[01:52:21] backwards you're making no sense at all contradicting yourself but yeah my library could definitely benefit from having a gym attached to it they really could they had space for it they really do if they got rid of well no they can't because they just built out they put they already built in

[01:52:51] on the side of the building there's parking spots for EV charging ports for the cars that are electric I was like that's what that was for but they could easily build onto it though and make a gym set but oh well like you got all these stupid membership gyms around and it's like oh and even Planet Fitness going back to their shit their termination fees are stupid as hell too

[01:53:21] one person I watched in the documentary had to pay $107 to get out of contract because when you sign up with Planet Fitness at first it's a total of 50 depending on what month it is if it's no deal going on it's 50 total and then it's 10 after that and yeah 10 bucks is 10 bucks but 20 bucks is 20 bucks too

[01:53:51] but 10 a month is a good deal that's a very good deal but if you're not keeping up with it it's not really worth the money and you have to terminate by a certain date or you get charged more and all this other bullshit and you can upgrade to black membership like I don't have the black membership why you gotta be racist like that like what about the hispanic membership

[01:54:25] it's so funny if I was president all gyms would be free to go to completely free that way we can crunch down on the trainers who aren't doing their job right like you have so many people who want to work out and don't want to be judged and I get that I hold some understand I'm in that demographic honestly

[01:54:55] because I feel that intense judgment because for so long for me I wanted to be built like a wrestler and I had to snap out of that mindset and it took a long time to break that association it's still there but it's still hard to break from because you know I found out steroids all this hard training lord yeah I'm like yeah I'm not doing steroids and it really broke my heart too

[01:55:25] so damn and it's so difficult to shake that because you see all these superstars and shit and they're all jacked and shit they've all been on the glimmerized it yeah and it's sad it's really fucking sad like I saw like Scott Steiner is the most popular one out of the bunch and he stopped taking steroids a few years ago to save his heart and I was like wow and I saw him

[01:55:55] without the juice I was like wow what a difference still good but major difference wow I would make three um there was something else that was really important to be free and I can't remember what it was oh fitness is

[01:56:25] important um oh now I remember movies there we go yeah I'm getting on the movies that's what we thought let's shut Disney down I just spit my word no for movies I would totally make it legal for

[01:56:54] all variants of collectible cups and buckets available at every location because I have seen like I've been ever since Ghostbusters Frozen Empire dropped I have been and this even goes further back I've been seeing all kinds of shit from overseas that wasn't available at my theater and I'm like you gotta be fucking kidding me fucking especially with movie tickets because all I have around here

[01:57:24] are movie stubs in South Korea and they have movie tickets that are fucking decorative and shiny and pretty I wish we had those here in the US yeah the cups and buckets are absolutely amazing from all over like my friend Paul he's in Ireland he went to see Frozen Empire recently and they had glow in the dark

[01:57:54] cups and I'm like oh I need that we didn't get glow in dark cups we that's cool I like that that's good and there was also a state puffed popcorn bucket too for kids it was cute but I didn't get that yeah

[01:58:23] there's a lot of good collectibles out there but everything is exclusive to either AMC or Regal or Almond Draft House or what's the other fucking movie theater company I don't know I think those are the top three yeah AMC Regal Almond oh

[01:58:53] Mexico Cinemax Cinemax has some cool cups too for Frozen Empire that I like because it's in Spanish so I like that shit it so dope and there's multiple pictures on the cups and shit and I love the variety but they never fucking have

[01:59:23] them around here and you end up having to go to eBay and try to find a good scalper price to they hire more people that are out of a

[01:59:53] job right now yeah those that are on that got laid off should automatically be picked up for movie positions easily because not only does that give them something doing their downtime they get paid for it stop relying on foreign currency as well earn it here and if no bueno and change your adjustments like you can't have the same adjustments for every kind of movie what do

[02:00:23] you mean like in terms of like if you're making this for like five million then you know you're not expecting as big a turnout as you would for someone that's already made for the general 20 million and justify all the spending if someone's asking for more money and you found out they haven't used it for anything or they're making it for unfinished CGI then fuck them fire them and leave the filmmakers alone unless they you know you got legit

[02:00:53] evidence that they are just idiots yeah that's why that brings me to Zack Snyder um I love that he got he he made a smart train when he redid Justice League he did he did a smart thing he wanted full control without pay and that's a lot that's a big fucking thing because if

[02:01:22] you are a filmmaker and you are trying to make your way in this and you don't know what you're doing you really shouldn't be in the franchise whereas him trading pay for full control that's smart because it shows one he loves the film more than money and

[02:01:52] two he knows what the fuck he's doing he doesn't want any interference period and three he is legit and I'm not one of the I'm not a cultist or anything I like Zach's body work like it was like oh restore the Snyderverse I'm like well then if you're going to restore the Snyderverse then you need to include all of his films because they're all connected and

[02:02:23] like everybody's like oh he's the best thing for comics I'm and Dawn of the Dead combined with Legend of the Guardians with that is better than Man of Steel sorry like I love Dawn of the Dead it is his body of work and it's amazing how he bounced around like he tried every little genre he wanted to

[02:02:52] except romance and that's amazing and I like that but it's interesting because I remember an interview he talked about doing he said do the genre that you're afraid to do the most and that will help you

[02:03:22] get over your fear of doing different roles do what you're afraid of first there you go from there I know I was so surprised and this motherfucker directed a film when he was younger strays is very underrated it makes you wonder you know that's what Spielberg saw him in and said hey I need a smart ass soldier for saving private Ryan so I was like man because I remember watching strays and I was like damn this is good he directed this what

[02:03:52] that's how I felt whenever we watched frailty recently like Bill Paxton directed this what huh wow and I miss Bill I miss that face of his I miss the scary face the scary face is the best thing ever oh god but yeah going back to films and movie industry cups buckets all that collectible shit should be

[02:04:22] at every theater the managers at the theater should have full say so midnight screenings should be global again I am so sure tired of this shit I hate that it has been fucking 12 years since a midnight screening in the US because of one asshole shooting up the fucking midnight premiere of Dark Night Rises 12 years 12

[02:04:52] goddamn years we haven't had a midnight screening 12 12 it's time to bring them back I had talked to the manager at my theater about that both of them and they're like yeah it would be nice to have them back because we're losing money not having them I'm like that's bad yeah I feel because they've had so much trouble with their higher-ups

[02:05:21] because they the higher-ups at my theater dragged their feet whereas the managers at that theater know what the fuck they're doing they're cool as hell um it's amazing they should have free reign to do what they want to fix the theater up properly and I learned from one of the guys that work there that behind the theater it's an empty lot I'm like so why aren't they utilizing that

[02:05:51] corporate doesn't want to do anything you'll never guess what the fuck is in front of the theater just take a wild guess what's in front of the theater that could help it popcorn machines nope pizza fucking home depot home depot is in front of

[02:06:21] the theater and I'm thinking I'm like dude you can get construct the construction people the cement people are literally down the fucking road a couple like two or three miles you have home depot right up from the theater all you have to do and the town office well the commonwealth office for that county is also

[02:06:50] right up the road all you literally gotta do is get in touch with the commonwealth office get in touch with the cement company get some construction workers go to home depot and boom start working not fucking hard to do corporate won't even fucking lift a finger it's so stupid but i have never let's

[02:07:20] totally go to the movies and then go get supplies for home honey word like i love my theater there is so much they could do with that my one friend in mexico she her theater they have a ball pit for the kids a ball pit for the kids a ball for the goddamn kids to keep them busy it's

[02:07:50] amazing you look at every theater that's available globally and every one of them is different every one of them offer something fresh and new why can't they all be alike why can't you have all of them be the same i mean yeah you need difference because you want to separate everything but you obviously want to adapt to the times you don't want to keep something locked in

[02:08:19] the past forever like shit i would institute construction on that theater and i'd be like this is what we're gonna do i even made a fucking plan of what to do to that theater because there's so much to do with it it could have a kids section it could have a play section for the kids you would have you'd have the kids section which

[02:08:49] would be all kids stuff and parents would have a fucking field day with that i bet you'd have the section would have all the good stuff they'd have

[02:09:19] d-box seating or 4dx seating whatever the hell is popular 3d screenings in all theaters you'd have a better concession stand for sure like mine is nice they have the basic shit popcorn candy snacks soda nachos pretzels icy iced tea i'd i'd

[02:09:50] bring back pepsi to the theater because we had that before but they got rid of it i'd have educational films and documentaries get just as much promotion yes definitely and i would also and we they recently updated to have a restaurant choices in there too i was like wow that's nice sides and stuff like mozzarella sticks hot dogs i would require netflix and amazon to make their stock number numbers available yeah

[02:10:20] so no one can do the whole they're the best it's like no we're all about honesty here i would institute gaming days at the theater there you go and encourage interactivity and if people are being you know pregs say okay can't come here anymore for real like there's so much you can do with this fucking thing the arcades yeah yeah they have a small arcade in theater it's nice it's some

[02:10:49] basic shit but it's just annoying how if they don't do anything with it it's gone the next session you're like don't tell me you just sold that on ebay come on yeah they have a terminator salvation video game in there i love that one i've played it two different aliens ones there was a ramble one they did with the first war movies that was fun for a while it was you see them at arcades and bowling alleys too which is really awesome yeah um

[02:11:19] what else um i would the one thing i do the most and most people don't know this about me but i actually i'm usually the last one out in theater because i'm in the top row in the middle because i like that's perfect vantage point for the screen perfect sure and everybody fucking leaves and i leave and there's trash and shit on the floor yeah make it easy for the

[02:11:48] bow boys the ushers to clean up me i get on my hands and knees and clean up most of that trash for the nice guy no because i love that theater that is my home that's my second home away from home i love that fucking place i treat it like i would live there i love it it's beautiful it deserves respect and if there's stuff i can't get to you know i tell the ushers like yeah i can't get to that section because of my knee or my ankle

[02:12:18] and i'm like oh yeah i got most of the trash up though well thank you that saves us a lot of time like yeah that's the whole point and i've been told like you don't have to do that though like i'm doing it because i love this theater i love it more than and it's wild how theaters aren't respected as much as they used to be i think it's just because if you're not over underwhelmed by the choices it does seem

[02:12:48] kind of very factory farm kind of yeah and people don't want to spend money anymore yeah which takes away the whole point it's like okay well that's kind of like saying i don't want to drink milk and you can bring in outside food without getting bitched at i've done that numerous times never got yelled at ever i got caught a few

[02:13:18] times but they don't really care the one time i got yanked up um it was a younger guy though because most of the people working are teens or early 20s and he just laughed he patted my it was for rogue one opening night and just he looked in my bag he's like i'm not gonna take it i just need to check it and he pats it he laughs he's like just go the other time i was there with my then

[02:13:48] fiance and my cousin and her boyfriend and we were sitting up top waiting for paranormal activity to play oh dear i think it i think it was a sequel third of the third one first or second this is all one of the bad ones yeah i don't remember but the one that made me laugh cousin was like what do you want to eat i'm like i don't know fucking mcdonald's i guess and she's like all right what do you want from mcdonald's like chicken nuggets

[02:14:18] and she looked at my fiance like what do you want she's like same and then she looked at her boyfriend asked him what he wanted and she's like all right i'll be back you still with that fiance or no we didn't too well she long story short she was schizoaffective bipolar depression uh manic depressive um

[02:14:48] and something else yeah she was bipolar yeah but yeah she was a great woman i loved her but we were too young and we didn't know how to handle a relationship and we both of us fucked up not gonna lie i fucked up she fucked up and it just didn't end well she ended up cheating on me and i was like all right that was 12 years ago jesus uh but yeah

[02:15:18] going back to the movies few minutes go by cousin comes back with mcdonald oh wow and we were just sitting there eating mickey d's i'm like are you fucking serious i had a friend who we had joked around for a while but we'd never been to a movie together and so we're at the newest mission impossible and we're just making fun of it because there's some cool stuns there's four beautiful leads but can't take anything going on serious

[02:15:48] it doesn't know if it wants to be john wick or fast and furious and it's kind of doing a bit of both and near the end i'm getting memories of like 70s disaster movies where there's like an out of control train and i just love how me and my friend who loves to shit talk is always like uh you know i wonder who's got a bigger ego you know tom cruise or stallone or insert you know ex-wrestler rapper turned actor and but he just goes ahead and gets a mcdonald's comes back i'm like where the fuck you go he's like

[02:16:17] it's got mcdonald's and here's one for you i'm like oh well thanks i haven't had mcdonald's in a fucking minute it's really delicious because i'm fucking starving while i'm watching this stupid movie yeah i don't i i didn't mind the experience but it was i'm like i don't know how to take this there's so many tones and moods and i guess i'm just getting cynical i hate being this guy at least i'm in the back so no one's annoyed by

[02:16:46] us kind of doing our mystery science theater kind of thing yeah nice oh good yeah the best shit i've taken to the movies beef jerky teriyaki beef jerky i know i love it you got beef jerky no i'm not shaming the beef jerky i'm like you brought you snuggled that it smuggled it in yeah teriyaki beef jerky uh m&ms Reese's Pieces Skittles and Raisinets mixed together

[02:17:17] um i have taken oatmeal raisin cookies um whatever poppies or soda was out that i liked and i wanted to try to celebrate for my triple feature weekend that i did or quad feature um he is a triple feature yeah i love them marathons they're so much fun i bet what else am i taking i don't know featuring gummy feature

[02:17:46] um twizzlers pringles because fun fact if you go to the movies and you take pringles with you that's your instant trash can so if you have a whole bunch of other shit wrappers with you you empty the can and you throw all your trash in there the pringles can in the trash instant cleanup it also makes a good it's an instant trash can because i use that for cleaning the floor up because people

[02:18:16] dump popcorn candy napkins all kinds of shit on the floor and i'll just be like use the lid to scoop it in the can and once the can's full throw it in the trash and people yeah people in my theater they don't care if you bring it outside food as long as you don't get caught the one kid i talked to he said it's fine by us as long as you don't bring in a knife or a gun i'm like that's pretty fucking fair i'm like that's fair that's god damn fair

[02:18:47] for real like i know it hurts the concession stand but you know there's better shit to bring in to eat so i'm like fuck it i'm bringing in my good stuff and i'm gonna have a good time and i make that last me all day because that's literally my meal that's my food for all day time was i would bring protein bars too because i wanted to have a protein meal bar to tie in here until i got home

[02:19:17] but yeah i brought all kinds of good shit and every time i'd finish all my food i'd have my empty pringles can and put all my trash in there my empty bottle and go from there and just toss it and it was gone and it's wild and the best thing that i love about the the displays they have banners and posters some of them displays and stuff get donated to schools or libraries

[02:19:48] wow yeah or employees ask if they can have the posters or not i recently got a beekeeper poster for free because that yeah that's cool you can actually ask for posters and stuff you can no problem at all they they'll take down your number and your name and they'll give you a call if it when it comes down and stuff or if it's already been claimed you can't have it's been claimed all right that's cool

[02:20:16] i originally wanted to get the ghost busters 2016 banished because they were full of shit but they got claimed already i was like damn it and then um i actually have a movie banner from green lantern of sinestro that i got for ten dollars at regal cinemas damn because they

[02:20:46] had a barrel they i'm not kidding this was 20 yeah about 2011 yeah we went to regal cinemas in harrisburg pa gorgeous fucking theater it sits on a hill by itself and looks immaculate and they have widescreen but when you watch a widescreen movie there two more panels come out and it's a super widescreen oh yeah but they had

[02:21:16] a barrel of posters for sale that were like five and ten bucks i'm like wow and they had some banners that were for sale too and i sold them one i was like it was green lanterns like oh i'm buying this and i bought it for ten dollars perfect it's it's sitting in storage because i don't have anywhere to put it because it's a giant movie banner i don't know where to hang it if i hung it on my wall i would fucking drape to the floor

[02:21:45] yeah i'd have to hang it from the ceiling i think just to have its full effect because it's so big i took a picture of it before but yeah it's big it's like i think it's eight feet long or something around about but yeah i'm glad i have that but yeah theaters are cool as shit and i told them before like they should give away the stuff that's extra that they have for a long time they

[02:22:14] have after last jedi they had bv-8 buckets left over oh god the fuck ton of bv-8 buckets were left over and they didn't sell those out until after rise of skywalker that's how many i was like wow but yeah like theaters

[02:22:44] should have more to them like they are that's another institution of knowledge to me like you get so much entertainment value there and nobody really cherished it because they treat it as just you know something to criticize and bitch and moan at but it's a fun deal it's an institute of knowledge that you're paying for at a decent price granted prices could be a lot

[02:23:14] fucking cheaper obviously because fuck imax around here at one theater is $26 for one person $26 for an adult and $22 for a child or $19 I think whereas if I go see something yes if I see something in dbox at my theater I can

[02:23:43] choose whatever price I want and I always choose child which is $17 I do too I do the same thing and so we should make it I don't know inexpensive for movies don't get that's just pay five bucks dude no yeah they have $5 Tuesday which is nice see that's the other problem but we'll have that here but it's often during the day and I'm doing shit during the day so yeah but yeah like I'll pay $17 for dbox

[02:24:14] and if I'm watching multiples in that day it adds up fast like when I went by myself or no when I went to see spider-verse when it came out um yeah across the spider-verse with my sister I dropped $110 that day because we saw it twice in dbox back to back because the first time I was like oh

[02:24:43] this is so amazing I was like you want to see it again she's like eh whatever I'm like alright fuck it we're seeing it again so that was 68 because it was 17 for both um well 34 times 2 yeah and then concession stand uh we got cups and we got combo number 2 that was uh

[02:25:13] then before the price hike it was the price is right bitch 16 I think 16 or 18 because it's two large sodas and one large popcorn I was like eh that's not good and then I think she got some stuff too but man so expensive and I it's a trip how expensive shit has gotten like I hate inflation so much but oh man it's bad and

[02:25:42] because every administration just fucks with it it's you can't expect any valid prices everything keeps going up and up and down and down and down I'm surprised we haven't gotten for another black market shutdown not black market stock market shutdown like government's going to shut down again I'm like okay what else is new no shit I was like we're losing a billion dollars a day I'm like are we really

[02:26:11] like are we really losing that much really not really I mean hell if we're losing that much why the hell are we spending that much like I would take all that excess funding that we have for dumb shit and put it towards the fucking community like fuck you have like Colorado is the best example of this when weed was legalized in Colorado

[02:26:40] years back they made that first year they made a billion in revenue a billion off of weed and what did they do with that money put it back in the community I was like that's fucking smart smartest shit I ever saw and nobody wants to do that around here it's so dumb I'm like man if you're gonna make a billion

[02:27:09] off of weed off of Mary Jane and throw it back into the community that's intelligence why can't you do that around here the most they've done around here in DC recently was exonerate though let they actually freed those that were locked up on weed charges yeah Biden signed that

[02:27:39] into law and if you were charged with like a misdemeanor charge of weed or something or possession you were let off and if you were in possession of not a pound of weed I forget what the exact amount was but if you were in possession of such amount of weed you were okay you couldn't be arrested for it and I

[02:28:09] think there was another guy who got arrested for having like two pounds of weed or something and he got let go because they okayed the amount of weed he had I was like damn that's impressive shit nice now if it was cocaine it'd be a different fucking story sure or heroin or anything hard any of the harder drugs it would be a lot more charged with tax

[02:28:38] but if it's weed they don't give a shit like weed's a gateway drug that's the wrong shit from footloose like oh you know how much it goes for you think i'm gonna waste that like i'm like yeah weed's bad it's a gateway drug to the other drugs it's a conspiracy like no it's not when you really look at the wider scope of that frame it's a lot more than just

[02:29:14] thing yep it is the stressors of life that make it you give that give way to access to harder drugs and shit basically it yep we should make hopefully have a society that doesn't have to worry about second chances that like there should be something in law that just reminding everybody hey you will get one oh yes and women who file false reports of rape will serve the time that a real

[02:29:44] rapist gets that'd be interesting and I'd give them at least half but um well I'll go for full sentence fuck that shit because there are so many that go out there and like he raped me and then it turns out she lied about it or she had she it was her first time and she didn't like it I'll a better one though like I'll I'll make it to where it's like hey um you're saying a lot of

[02:30:14] things uh statute uh statute of limitations bullshit we're we're gonna go full blown we're gonna investigate this claim and uh you know everyone has to take a test and it's like hey we see some of this in your bloodstream oh we got a can be proven go to the dna instantly instead of the whole he said she said like by denying that we are just wasting everybody's

[02:30:44] time i would also make it man's and women would hate this too i because a lot of them who are rape victims always are quick to go take a shower i if they were raped i would make it mandatory law that you can't shower within 24 hours of it happening because a lot of them that's how a lot of them cases end up going down shitter because women

[02:31:13] wash away the evidence and then it's harder to prove that it actually happened and we gotta have more sensitive police don't be late have them be around clubs if you see shady people who are drunk and taking someone against their will home you should follow them um there should be a way to detect all drugs to be honest there really should i'm tired of the whole hey my drink was spiked it's like okay if you knew what happened there we better go and

[02:31:43] go for all 15 hours of that security camera footage and see if the bartender did it or someone else went in the stall and put something in it what happened i think bathrooms should have cameras but oh well yeah not inside the actual shitter but like maybe when you first come in it was like yeah you went to restroom i don't see what he was doing but he's in there for a while because i always bring that argument up when i was on different posts they were like oh somebody got

[02:32:13] busted in the bathroom like yeah does anybody do women ever check under the seats in their stalls for minicams no they don't i mean we should check anyway even if they aren't because it does get to that point where it's like let's be do i take a shit in public and worry about somebody looking up my asshole it's fucked up though we'll return after these messages

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