[00:00:00] And welcome. center. Okay, yeah. First mistake. First mistake. So I get there. I order double quarter pounder with cheese plain. Okay. And the guy says back to me. So you want cheese only. Like that's correct. Yes, sir. He seemed pretty competent. Okay So I took a bite into that Double quarter pounder and I bit into a fucking pickle. Oh, that's oh Done, that's the worst I Was so angry That's why I use that quote today because I felt like there was an attempt on my life when I bit into that fucking pickle
[00:03:02] Isn't that the worst feeling? Oh
[00:03:04] In the burgers fucking ruined like I ate it don As I was pulling it was already at the second window, right? So now like I'm like well advanced. Oh fucking here. Oh boy. That's a problem because there was only two
[00:04:22] Like it was like me and one other car in line besides this fucking van
[00:04:25] Yeah, and then like when I get up there it's just like the second they got bought out by 7-11, it took a downturn in the worst way. Ruin. Yeah, ruined. I went in there. We're just shocking because like, I went into that. I don't know if it's called Rebel now.
[00:05:42] Up in century three.
[00:05:45] You know what I'm talking about?
[00:05:46] No, I can go for a gas station donut. Because usually gas station donuts are good. Yeah, usually. And I know they have like that sort of like speed waves to have. Yeah. Where they have that wall. That rack rack. Yeah. It was filled with pre
[00:07:01] packaged like banana bread and stuff like that. They didn't, I don't know, I'm just much rather good at get go or... I was coming home from Pittsburgh one day. Sheets, I'd run to... Sheets is dumb, but you know, get go has been good enough. Getguests subs are good. They have really good mini, mini, um, corn dog bites. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I like them. Like, I'll get them and like some,
[00:08:22] uh, like a large pot. This guy I hate KFC now. It's up there with long johns for me. Yeah, but um, which is, you know, sad. Yeah. I'd tell you that's a bomb chicken sandwich. You know what I'm saying? Like
[00:11:02] for three fifty or four dollar chicken sandwich. Yeah. It's Yeah there's no I don't to think about it. There wasn't any sauce on that. Really? Okay. No I I mean it's it's a good sandwich. Yeah and big like it's not like a I mean it's I will say this. I got two of right. Yeah. Because I was like ah it's just probably gonna be like a make chicken or something. Yeah no I couldn't finish? Well you know that. No I don't. My ice wels. Okay. It's usually because I think of peanut oil. Well are the burgers made in peanut oil? No but there's peanut oil everywhere in there because their fries are fried in it. Right yeah. There's just oil everywhere. So I always
[00:12:23] get a burger and fries. Right. But I you know, this is fucking heaven. It is heaven. It is simple Yeah, but it's expensive, but like I'll say this it's fucking worth it It is expensive, but like the product holds up. Yeah With your panel off of the burger, but it's a good burger. I mean I should filled you up. It's good
[00:13:43] It makes you only place, you know since
[00:13:46] The oh that I have to order a small fry
[00:14:42] Where are we going all this? I don't know.
[00:14:43] I don't know.
[00:14:44] On the fry cake.
[00:14:45] Yeah.
[00:14:46] Food.
[00:14:47] But, yeah, I don't know where we're going.
[00:14:54] I don't know either.
[00:14:57] But anyway.
[00:14:58] Yeah.
[00:14:59] Um, so there was that and, uh, you know, change, there are wholesale changes that need to be made on that side of the ball. Somebody from Washington. Yeah, or Oregon, or you know, what's the team? Well, like I said, I've watched like the hard knocks. The guy who is, he's the passing game coordinator and the quarterback coach for the Dolphins. I can't remember his name, I do apologize,
[00:16:21] or should write this down.
[00:16:22] That's the guy I would be talking to,
[00:16:24] because he's like, play calling. Right. In situations where you see like they've used motion, you know, to create opportunity. Like there was, there was a lot of like Cameron Hayward coming into motion and then being a lead blocker for, for Naji. Yeah, it just doesn't make a lot of sense. No. You know what I mean? Like, why would you use this cat? But here's the other side of it. Here's the thing I'm going to say is only going to be very controversial. And you saw it today. Today, it finally reared a suddenly head.
[00:19:01] Okay.
[00:19:02] Like, what's the biggest knock on Mason Rudolph?
[00:19:05] He holds the ball too long.
[00:19:08] Yeah. Yeah, so that that's right now that is your choice. Do you want the other little ball too long? Yeah, or do you want the guy who bails out too early? Can one of them learn the happy medium, right? You know what I mean? Like I will give Mason Rudolph all the credit in the world. I you saw it finally reared. So we head to that. Yeah. Like he's got away with it. Like, you know, we like that, like that throw last week to pickens. We're like, it looked like the ball came out of like the center of like a, just a, a power of people.
[00:21:40] Yeah.
[00:21:41] Like, and that's great.
[00:21:42] Yeah.
[00:21:43] You know, when it works, but man, when it doesn't, you know, you're taking sacks and
[00:21:48] you're losing to the races. Yeah, that was a good play. It was, it was a very good play. I love that juke move by Deonti at the end of it. Just to make sure. Yeah. That was like, that's kind of like salt in the wound there. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's bad ass.
[00:23:00] But that's where you're at.
[00:23:01] Like, when you're looking at your quarterback situation,
[00:23:04] going into this year, whether as soon as
[00:23:06] make the playoffs or not. soon and he's like roll you know does a spin moving spins right into somebody you know I mean like I mean that that's the criticism that that's my criticism of yeah you know I mean I also think he eat you know somewhere along the line he got it ingrained his head to not take chances because I mean he protected the
[00:24:23] ball so this Mason Mason doesn't throw in interception in three games right But the thought process was when he spent a year in Buffalo and all the people in Buffalo did was glow about him. Like he's really, really, he's developed, he's matured. You know, he's, you know, and Mike Talman has, like he was roommates in college with the guy McDermott who's the head coach in Buffalo.
[00:25:40] Yeah.
[00:25:41] So I've warned the bet, he probably listened to McDermott and McDermott was probably,
[00:25:43] yeah, he's really good.
[00:25:45] You'll, you know, you sign Well, but they might like it would be like that thing of like what we here's a guy's one of Super Bowl He's experienced. You know, he's gonna be entering the prom of his career. He's you know 10 10 11 year veteran Uh-huh like, you know, yeah, this this could be our guy and he's fucking Russell Wilson. Yeah
[00:28:02] and you let them sort it out. Yeah?
[00:28:03] Yeah.
[00:28:06] Because here's the thing, they're both cheap.
[00:28:11] Yeah.
[00:28:14] You know what I mean?
[00:28:14] Like you're not spending a ton of money
[00:28:16] on either one of them.
[00:28:18] And why feel comfortable?
[00:28:22] All right, I'm gonna say this and this is gonna sound.
[00:28:26] First of all, I'm just not utilizing picket, his run ability anyway. Right. You know, the only time he's running is when he's being chased. Right. You know what I mean? Like he doesn't, like there's no play in runs for this guy. I mean, he could pick up first downs. But if you bring in a guy, like he said,
[00:29:41] if you bring in a guy from like the Mike McDaniel offense.
[00:29:43] Yeah.
[00:29:45] Well, now all of a sudden the RPO comes in the play.
[00:29:48] Yeah. I think like, I mean, my thing all along has been, once you get him out of the back Canada system, once you get him and somebody who is more quarterback friendly. Right. Again, like this guy from Miami that I'm hyping up. Because he's the quarterback coach
[00:31:00] along with the passing in coordinator.
[00:31:01] So he is very involved with Toa down there in Miami.
[00:31:06] Yeah.
[00:31:06] And his development.
[00:32:02] I
[00:32:06] Think we should trade up to try to get one of these quarterbacks. Yes
[00:32:08] But how much are you willing to wait?
[00:32:15] Yeah, you're talking like this year's first run pick next year's first run pick and probably a
[00:32:22] Second this year or next year or what you would be losing a lot of draft capital which is it was treasure
[00:32:25] Yeah, they do To move up to be able to get
[00:33:26] the game fun. You know what I mean? Right. Like he was, he just made the game fun to watch. But he was just a different breed of ale and seeing him out there with the hair. Yeah. And like
[00:33:32] going ape shit, jumping the line. Yeah. He had just the incredible hands. You know what I mean?
[00:33:41] Like I, I missed that. Yeah. It's just, I don't know. It's just one of those things that
[00:34:44] Phillips. Yeah. So right now, Hines Ward is out there. Doesn't have a job. Doesn't have a job. And I think he would be phenomenal for that room.
[00:34:50] Like, don't get me wrong. Like last three games you could talk about like, you know,
[00:34:53] George Pickett's is a different guy and the only thing John is is a different guy and
[00:34:57] you're right. But at the same time, you bring in Hines, he's going to instill in them what
[00:35:02] it means to be a Steelers water receiver. Yeah. You know what I mean? you know, they were trying to replace Heinz for a long time and then they finally said like fuck it Yeah, he's our guy. Oh, but I think Ben and Heinz had a decent relationship. Yeah Yeah, he did that his rookie year was the year he had plexico and and Heinz yeah, and then his second year Plesskin went to the Giants
[00:36:21] It was like the Nate Washington show with with Heinz
[00:37:22] I mean, yeah, but
[00:37:29] Godzilla was really the backdrop of that whole movie. Yeah, it wasn't I mean it was Godzilla But what I'm saying is like he was the backdrop so you kind of appreciated when Zilla was on screen right
[00:37:35] You know what I'm saying right like you really appreciated it
[00:37:42] But his weapon being an atomic bomb was fucking amazing when when he did that
[00:38:45] when Risophan, but to me it should be at least be up for best picture. I thought the acting was good enough.
[00:38:48] Yeah.
[00:38:49] I mean, there was definitely struggle there.
[00:38:51] And I think what I really liked was it kind of started off like a horror movie.
[00:38:56] It did.
[00:38:57] You know, I mean, because that island scene in the beginning was horrific.
[00:39:00] Yeah.
[00:39:01] I mean, it was edgy or seat type of shit.
[00:39:06] Yeah.
[00:39:07] You know what I mean, I get it on surface like that,
[00:41:27] I thought it was good. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
[00:41:30] I'm glad you went to see it.
[00:41:32] I'm actually just a regular theatre.
[00:41:37] I saw it up at...
[00:41:42] I saw it last night and I fell asleep. Okay. Is it good? I Thought so is it as good as his last one? Yeah, okay Like of course like pea poor to just like you know, this is a travesty and you know One not instead of fourth, but that's Chappelle. Yeah
[00:43:02] Yeah, I'll watch it. Yeah, I just haven't I started it and I fell asleep
[00:44:06] You had these comedians on your show who lied straight to your face and you didn't say nothing about it and I'm here to set the record straight. He is
[00:44:09] calling out Cedric the Entertainer, he is calling out Steve Harvey, he's calling
[00:44:13] out Ricky Smiley, he's calling out everybody. Like he it was this like and
[00:44:20] you could tell like Shannon Sharp is like... How does Cedric think he could get away with this?
[00:45:42] Yeah, yeah.
[00:45:43] You know?
[00:45:43] And then...
[00:45:45] Like...
[00:45:47] He called out Steve Harvey, what he said. Right. You know, like that's the funny part.
[00:47:00] Like everybody's taking shots back, but the shots backing
[00:47:04] like refuting what he said is just like, you know, okay,
[00:47:07] yeah, whatever.
[00:48:03] It's a terrible list because like the entire time like
[00:48:06] Shannon Sharp who like
[00:48:13] You know shit and sharp like he is the gift of gap like he right he is the ultimate like okay I got a retort to this. He was like I'm looking at his cards looking at cat like oh what the fuck
[00:48:20] you know
[00:48:22] Let me have a drink of some of this yak cuz I don't know what the fucking say
[00:49:26] watch Letter Teddy. If you haven't watched it, it's it's crass humor but it's really fucking funny. It's really well done. It's Canadian.
[00:49:33] Yeah. But I think that was one of the funniest shows I've ever watched.
[00:49:41] Beginning the end. Even like theuz it was just kind of like You don't kind of do that this movie's standing up on its own. Yeah, you know But anyway, I'm not into those switch-a-room movies It never bothered me I
[00:51:04] Thought the one with Jamie Lee Curtis and once my name was really good. Yeah, I mean freak Yeah, I mean, you know. Yeah. And that was with John Denver, I think. It was. Yeah, the first one was, yeah. Yeah. They did make some bad movies back then. Oh yeah. Even the Benji movies were bad. I'm just kidding.
[00:52:20] Gosh, shit, I'm Benji.
[00:52:22] I never, I never really got in there.
[00:52:24] The only Benji movie that I ever liked was Chomps.
[00:52:27] Yeah. movie for a child to watch. The one dog dies and the other dog dies of grief. What is that? I don't know. Yeah, Disney's fucked up. Yeah, there's some odd stuff. If that was even Disney, I think it was. So on that but I can't her version of a star is born. I can't stand Liza. No, I Did she was a she was great in the rest of development. I
[00:55:02] Can't take that away from her. I don't like L TV. Yeah, I'm ready for to pull out a hatchet and start Daniel the lineup Yeah, poor poor Daniel stripe and tiger. Yeah, she was a horrible puppet And Fred's voice didn't help that at all. No, it was just adored all. Yeah, I've heard rumors that
[00:57:24] Later on in life when I started doing like the dirty Henrietta pussy cat. I don't even know what you're doing It was on dv. It was a skill on dv. We're you know she like worn around and stuff. Yeah. Yeah
[00:57:30] Sacked religion Facebook, but it was hysterical. You know I
[00:57:33] Can't remember what the Alice name was. I mean I remember it was King Friday. Is it how?
[00:57:37] Maybe I thought I thought the name of the owl was the owl was owl maybe
[00:57:43] Because that was Fred Rogers. I remember those King Friday and those
[00:58:48] This man is what I consider, like, what I would consider, like, for me, a horrific experience. Apparently, while frequenting a local Dunkin' Donuts, he decided he needed to go to the bathroom,
[00:58:57] which one tends to do when you go to Dunkin' Donuts.
[00:59:00] Yeah.
[00:59:01] And the toilet exploded.
[00:59:02] It's nice. Like, was this just a situation where like, like it backflushed and like all this poo and urine covered this guy? Or was it a situation where like the actual like toilet exploded and then shit was flying on him uncontrollably? Yeah, I don't know. Like it doesn't explain that part of it to me.
[01:00:21] Right.
[01:00:22] Because like the other part of this would be like, well if it was an actual explosion
[01:00:24] of the toilet, like first of all, expensive medical care and treatment. Dunkin' Donuts did not reply to the New York Post for comment. Right. I always find a lot of wacky shit on the internet when I'm searching because that's what I do. But 99% of the time it's like, okay, this website is bullshit.
[01:01:43] So this isn't a real story.
[01:01:44] This is a New York Post, I hate a lot of information. It is I know but Way back when when I was working as an EMT. I worked for a company that we did Transports, so I wasn't like working like it as a an emergency enmus I was really doing like transports of people from like a hospital to a nursing home or vice versa. Sure, right? So
[01:03:07] We took this guy for all to enjoy. And as I'm pulling him over, he just takes what I will refer to as a liquid poo. And it is running down right at me. And I will be honest, I had to drop him. Get the
[01:04:20] fuck out of here. I dropped on the bed. Yeah control myself. I'd be on the floor. Like, you know what I mean? Like, fetal position, just like, ugh, like I can't even imagine. So like, I get where this guy's coming from a little bit. As far as like, the mental damage just has done you.
[01:05:40] Cause I, in my head, like if it happened to me,
[01:05:43] like I would, like the fact he's only asking
[01:05:45] for $50,000 is what's amazing.
[01:06:42] I'm outside gagging. You know what I mean?
[01:06:44] I'm like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:06:46] I can't deal with it.
[01:06:48] The only good thing about it,
[01:06:49] it's like, I'm scooping.
[01:06:51] So I'm gonna have to touch it.
[01:06:53] But the other day,
[01:06:56] that fucking cat,
[01:06:58] like the derby goes in there and
[01:07:00] just as I'm finishing up work,
[01:07:02] my cycle is like I finish work,
[01:07:06] I give, no, this isn't for me. Damn. Yeah. But I can't, I'm still trying to figure out how that toilet exploited. That's the I am too. Like it has me fuddled. I don't understand that. No. Like what, what constituted it,
[01:08:20] like, like, again, like was the toilet hole,
[01:08:24] but like there was like a horseshit like you know
[01:09:41] That's probably when they're like they're at their busiest right you know
[01:09:44] So if I'm coming in there like after eight o'clock like you know walking in like you know I just, but, because it's making me sick. Okay. Let's move on. I know it's an amazing story. I think it's amazing, but I just, yeah. We're going too far. Yeah, it took a wrong turn.
[01:11:07] Do you enjoy the Reese's holiday peanut butter?
[01:12:21] Yeah, yeah. look like what they look like on the packaging. Really? Like, who would sue over that? Oh, come on, people will sue over anything. I know, but still. She's Cynthia Kelly thought what she would be getting when she purchased a Reese's peanut butter pumpkin. After noticing it's packaging with a cute looking carving
[01:12:25] of a jack-o-. In 2022, the class action lawsuit accused Burger King of the set-flee presenting as Whopper Burgers and advertisements to be larger than they were in real life.
[01:13:40] Kellow faced multiple lawsuits claiming that it falsely advertised strawberry content in
[01:13:45] its strawberry pop tarts. You know, I don't really understand that. But here's the thing. I guess I'm in the situation of like, I've been buying these for so long. Right. I don't even expect them to look like what they're supposed to look like. You don't care if it's fucking melted.
[01:15:00] No, I just know it's a larger Reese's cup.
[01:15:03] Right.
[01:15:04] You know what I mean?
[01:15:05] Like that's the thing.
[01:15:05] Like I'm getting a Reese's peanut butter treat
[01:15:07] that's larger than a regular Reese's cup Right, you know, it's delicious. That's all it counts. Yeah, I don't care if it looks like, you know, what's in the duck and don't miss toilet. I do, you know. Oh, you do. Oh, so. Oh yeah, it has a little bit of a, you know, if it looks like a turd, I'm gonna be like, you know, hmm, hmm.
[01:16:21] Three, draw the line. That's where I draw the line, yeah.
[01:16:22] Yeah, but, yeah, I don't know why that's.
[01:16:24] Unless there's a poop emoji.
[01:16:25] I don't know why.
[01:16:26] If it looks like a poop emoji, I'd be okay.
[01:16:28] I don't know why they're so upset about that. Like no, my pumpkin doesn't look like a jack-o'-lantern. It looks like a chocolate blob. No, my ghost is only a ghost because it's just a white chocolate blob. For everybody else in the world, that's fine. But for you, it's a sticking point. Right. Did the effect taste it all? Yes or no? The answer is no.
[01:17:42] It's just very strange.
[01:17:43] It is.
[01:17:44] It's like, like, what made you think like, oh, I'm going to sue them?
[01:17:48] That's exactly what I'm going to do. Cheesetik what was about I know like Like because maybe it wasn't a cheesetik maybe it's like a mozzarella wedge maybe but even then like I mean it's that thing of like I I get like if you watch a commercial mm-hmm For any for any
[01:19:01] restaurant or food item right like they look a mad
[01:20:05] weight of the burger. Right. You know what I mean? Like nobody's saying you're going to eat a quarter pound of beef post cook. Right. Right. You know what I mean? Like
[01:20:10] so if that's your expectation and it says so right right right there in black and white
[01:20:15] like you know this is it all weights are no, no. Like nobody would have even got me anywhere near. I'm like, I just got destroyed. Really? Yeah. And so congratulations to Stu Stork. Thank you for reminding me. Yeah. And Tim, I believe, or good friend, Otter is the third place winner.
[01:21:40] Nice.
[01:21:41] But yeah, I got my ass absolutely handed to me.
[01:21:43] But, you know, I will say this much.
[01:21:45] I hate to be that guy, but I will take second place.
[01:21:49] Cool. and fucking show up for me. Really? Yeah, I'm like, oh, a lot of other fucker. That sucks. My Travis tells you disappeared a second half of the season this year. Yeah. Like, I'm glad you're getting laid, but you know, we need you on Sunday's, buddy. Yeah.
[01:23:00] But actually, the problem with the kids in the Chiefs
[01:23:04] is there's nobody else in the team that he can throw to. right and it's it's worked up until now now maybe just maybe they pull their shit together come play off time you know uh-huh but like like it's just it's a matter of to me like their defense is pretty good you know they got a decent running game that you know they can win games but man if you if you need to
[01:24:24] throw the ball you know ain't nobody catching it Oh! Yeah, it's very unlike un-Kansas city. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's very unlike them. Yeah. I've noticed it's just, you just kind of look at it at amazement like.
[01:25:40] Like when you, like he's checking down
[01:25:42] like Isaiah Pacheco and stuff,
[01:25:44] because like at least they're reliable.
[01:25:46] Yeah.
[01:26:47] So, nice. But, yeah, they are on the struggle press team.
[01:26:51] They are terrible.
[01:26:56] I think the worst part of it is it's like, I hate to up on the Ravens? Because the biggest chink in Lamar Jackson's armor is he can't come back from being behind. Yeah.
[01:28:20] He's not like he's a front runner.
[01:28:22] If you give him a lead, he will keep that lead.
[01:28:26] Right. It's a good chance the bills aren't going to be in the playoffs no Joe Barrow like They're there. There's nobody That you look at me. I've seen you say wow that like they could beat the Ravens right like you know I mean like or they should beat the race and So like the table was set for him to make his run
[01:29:43] and
[01:31:03] Like if he doesn't make his run then like I will forever like you have I mean like, when Ben had the easiest path to the playoffs, he always took advantage of it. The Patriots were the bugaboo. If Lamar is going to make his run, this is the year to do it because the table was set for him.
[01:31:05] There is a good chance two of the top three quarterbacks in the league are not in the