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[00:00:27] And welcome to 564 of the Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast.
[00:00:33] I'm Sean.
[00:00:34] I'm Ian and this is the only podcast that says Happyster!
[00:00:42] How's that?
[00:00:44] I don't know, I felt very frosty asian.
[00:00:47] How are you sir?
[00:00:48] I'm good, yeah.
[00:00:51] Ready for the big day?
[00:00:54] Yeah, feasting.
[00:00:56] Yeah.
[00:00:57] You know our stuff today, I actually.
[00:00:58] Yeah.
[00:01:00] All my good and the same.
[00:01:02] Well I can imagine.
[00:01:05] I could only imagine.
[00:01:07] I know I went today to target.
[00:01:10] Yeah.
[00:01:11] Like for my drive-up order like you know my gatorade.
[00:01:15] And I mean there were 20 cars there.
[00:01:21] I was packed, I was surprised.
[00:01:23] Really?
[00:01:24] Yeah.
[00:01:26] Like I guess like I mean and a lot of it like was as you watch it coming out on the
[00:01:33] other cars, you could see it was like Easter stuff.
[00:01:36] Yeah.
[00:01:37] Like you see like it was a bag candy.
[00:01:39] It was like you know there's a hula hoop you know there's some sort of springtime toy.
[00:01:44] Like it was all shit like that.
[00:01:47] You know and the poor girl has my gatorade and red bull.
[00:01:52] Yeah.
[00:01:55] Gatorade's in red bull.
[00:01:57] Yeah.
[00:01:58] I felt bad for it too because it's like there's so many cars and there were a lot.
[00:02:03] Like I will, like with the target app like when you do the drive up with the target app.
[00:02:09] Right.
[00:02:10] What I normally do is like I leave the house and I will stop at sheets on my way there on 48.
[00:02:16] And I'll have lunch.
[00:02:18] Yeah.
[00:02:19] And as I'm leaving sheets, I will go into the app and let them know I'm on my way.
[00:02:24] Yeah.
[00:02:25] So that you know because you're supposed to let them know you're on the ways that they have time to gather your shit together.
[00:02:30] Yeah.
[00:02:31] So like from the time I leave sheets it's like a five, ten minute drive depending on traffic and the lights.
[00:02:38] So you know I feel comfortable like you know they've had enough time to gather my shit and see when I pull in.
[00:02:44] I'm usually pretty quick to get my stuff.
[00:02:48] But most days I go there especially like at that time of day like around one o'clock in the afternoon.
[00:02:53] There aren't many cars there.
[00:02:54] So you know it's coming out pretty quick.
[00:02:57] Well, today I was assuming like man with all these cars here I'm I'll bet I'm sitting here for a good ten, fifteen minutes.
[00:03:03] Well I got my shit quick because you know probably because I probably the only one that was sitting there that actually gives them like ten minutes notice that I'm on the way.
[00:03:11] Yeah yeah yeah.
[00:03:12] You know they're all probably doing this a pull in the parking lot.
[00:03:15] Yeah.
[00:03:16] Well you know those are the stories and the answer used to tell like you know people you I'm on the way and I'm here.
[00:03:20] Yeah.
[00:03:21] So um so I'm sitting on I'm waiting and I got I'm sitting there and I got the radio playing.
[00:03:31] I'm jamming out to some Eagles.
[00:03:33] The poor girl she's like I'm back like two bags like one of my red balls with my gatorade and she's like mocking at my window.
[00:03:40] Oh shit wasn't expecting that so quick.
[00:03:42] Right.
[00:03:43] And then she goes back and she drops the red bull.
[00:03:48] So like are you okay?
[00:03:49] I'm like it's if nothing's broken open I'm fine.
[00:03:52] You know it happened it's a mistake no problem it's an accident I understand but as long as like all the red bull cans are in one piece.
[00:04:00] And so yeah everything is being one piece of my okay great.
[00:04:03] She didn't tell me was the top of that box with the open and like like my god home like my red bull was everywhere.
[00:04:09] Yeah I got like I got 12 cans of red ball over my truck.
[00:04:12] Nice so wasn't a big deal but it was like something.
[00:04:17] Yeah what yeah I was like not so I get like going to Walmart must have been insanity and the drivers are nightmare and people in Walmart are nightmares.
[00:04:35] Oh yeah there's nothing about that.
[00:04:40] Yeah but you don't care what Walmart you go to especially on a holiday it's a nightmare.
[00:04:45] Yeah I got told you before I'll be out of my way I'll be the one in North Huntington because it's nicer.
[00:04:52] Right but I would imagine at this time of like the day before Easter I'm sure even that was a madhouse.
[00:05:03] Yeah yeah yeah so that's just the worst.
[00:05:12] Yeah it is Walmart's terrible dude.
[00:05:14] It is I mean I don't go there very often if ever but if I do like I will go out of my way and go to one of North Huntington just to avoid the chaos of North for sales and Westmeff one.
[00:05:28] Yeah yeah it's worth the extra time.
[00:05:33] North for sales is probably worse than fucking Westmeff one.
[00:05:38] North for sales is like it's just you feel like you're going to get into a fight.
[00:05:46] Yeah yeah like you watch in and you just you're automatically like okay here we go.
[00:05:52] You know I was kind of fighting tonight.
[00:05:54] Oh the fucking sheets.
[00:05:58] Walking back to my car with my beer.
[00:06:02] When I hear look at that pussy carrying the Bud Wiser.
[00:06:07] Oh my.
[00:06:10] You got about halfway yeah my car and turned around I was like you can go fuck yourself.
[00:06:16] Yeah you know what I mean?
[00:06:19] Oh and they beat the horn.
[00:06:21] It's a distraction you can walk.
[00:06:23] Yeah you have to beat the horn and I don't want to just keep walking.
[00:06:29] Pushing carrying is Bud Wiser.
[00:06:32] Yeah I don't want to go.
[00:06:35] Yeah fucking meanwhile they probably have fucking white claw.
[00:06:38] Yeah exactly.
[00:06:43] These mother fuckers what?
[00:06:46] I'll show you.
[00:06:50] Of course I mean that doesn't be...
[00:06:52] This guy was having a good day.
[00:06:56] He had a rollercoap and a head and had 320 eyes all these.
[00:07:00] Nice.
[00:07:02] Yeah you're about to have yourself a good day sir.
[00:07:06] Carrying glass for.
[00:07:10] Those are the sheets and wow.
[00:07:16] I didn't know.
[00:07:20] So you have a...
[00:07:22] I mean we were discussing this or maybe we did not just forgot about it.
[00:07:26] Do you have any Easter traditions?
[00:07:30] No.
[00:07:33] No.
[00:07:34] And the only tradition I used to have is I used to get my mom flowers for a pretty soon.
[00:07:37] Yeah.
[00:07:40] Either you used to hide eggs when the girls were anything like that.
[00:07:43] No I don't think we ever did.
[00:07:47] Oh excuse me.
[00:07:49] No.
[00:07:51] My parents never did that either.
[00:07:53] Yeah because they're like eggs or tricky.
[00:07:55] You put them out in the sun, they fucking spawn.
[00:07:57] Well even if you get like the plastic eggs and like put candy in the room or something.
[00:08:03] Like I can see like I can't see like I know people who have done it.
[00:08:09] The high real eggs.
[00:08:11] Yeah.
[00:08:13] Oh my gosh that's just foolish.
[00:08:15] Right.
[00:08:17] You're just asking for trouble.
[00:08:19] Because you guys gonna be like one egg that nobody finds and mid summer you're gonna be like what is that rotten smell?
[00:08:25] What smells like an armpit?
[00:08:31] Yeah.
[00:08:32] I know it does it stinks.
[00:08:33] We're not an age or a horrible one.
[00:08:34] Oh yeah.
[00:08:35] It's been in the couch for two weeks.
[00:08:37] Yeah.
[00:08:38] It's not like a 100 year old egg or anything.
[00:08:40] It's not fermented and it's not like encased.
[00:08:43] Yeah.
[00:08:44] You know?
[00:08:45] Yeah.
[00:08:46] That shit's a giant evil special.
[00:08:48] Yeah.
[00:08:49] It just went bad.
[00:08:50] Yeah.
[00:08:54] The Sunday deal for our mag just up and died.
[00:08:59] Yeah.
[00:09:00] The Sunday deal was dead.
[00:09:02] Ugh.
[00:09:08] Yeah no.
[00:09:09] My parents didn't have any.
[00:09:12] I don't have baskets out there yet.
[00:09:14] You know, you woke up.
[00:09:15] There's a Christmas you woke up and you went and you saw the Easter Bunny bride.
[00:09:18] Right.
[00:09:19] You know.
[00:09:20] I mean we do that.
[00:09:21] Yeah.
[00:09:22] Yeah but I mean like I'm not talking about anything like there was nothing outlandish or extra.
[00:09:27] I mean like there was the basic basket.
[00:09:30] That was that.
[00:09:31] Right right.
[00:09:32] You know.
[00:09:33] Yeah I know.
[00:09:34] Yeah.
[00:09:35] They chucked charred.
[00:09:36] They weren't.
[00:09:37] I knew.
[00:09:38] You know.
[00:09:39] That shit wasn't flying.
[00:09:41] Right in it.
[00:09:42] You know what I mean.
[00:09:44] You're eating that with toast.
[00:09:46] Yeah.
[00:09:47] That was a bad idea.
[00:09:48] Yeah you know what I mean?
[00:09:49] We're going to your grandma's for launch.
[00:09:52] Don't eat any of that candy.
[00:09:54] Right.
[00:09:55] You're right.
[00:09:56] You're right.
[00:09:57] You know.
[00:09:58] The worst was like when you got older it was like, you know we had to go to church.
[00:10:07] Oh I know.
[00:10:09] Because you just you knew.
[00:10:11] You know like at first if you're getting that Easter sermon like you know like these are sermons always the same.
[00:10:18] Right it is.
[00:10:19] It always.
[00:10:20] Yeah which makes sense from that standpoint.
[00:10:23] But like me while I came your head you're just you're thinking about the potato salad.
[00:10:28] Oh I know.
[00:10:29] You know.
[00:10:30] I guess what you're buying is just a spoonful of mothers milk.
[00:10:35] Yeah.
[00:10:36] Yeah.
[00:10:37] Yeah.
[00:10:38] Yeah.
[00:10:39] Yeah.
[00:10:40] I mean like that was like well on like just an interstice like yeah the second we get the fuck out of here.
[00:10:45] Like you know we're.
[00:10:47] I'm getting some ham.
[00:10:48] I'm getting some potato salad.
[00:10:49] I'm getting some double eggs.
[00:10:51] You know.
[00:10:52] Maybe Grandma made some ham gravy this year like you were like you know.
[00:10:58] I was locked in.
[00:11:00] I knew.
[00:11:01] You were locked in.
[00:11:02] I was.
[00:11:03] I was locked in.
[00:11:06] You know what you want to turn on a basketball game and this is fucking heaven.
[00:11:12] It was.
[00:11:15] We're in our Don Johnson jackets.
[00:11:17] Yeah exactly.
[00:11:18] Oh.
[00:11:19] How many somebody can find a picture of our Don Johnson jacket?
[00:11:26] I hated like in eighth grade.
[00:11:33] I rocked on that look and it was like like might be vice and just hit.
[00:11:40] Like I went to school like feathered hair.
[00:11:46] You know with a a pastel blue Don Johnson jacket with a neon pink shirt on underneath.
[00:11:56] Yeah.
[00:11:57] Yeah.
[00:11:58] Like nice dress pants like no socks like I was full Don Johnson.
[00:12:04] Right right.
[00:12:05] Like I went to and people like mocked and ridiculed me like oh you're an asshole.
[00:12:10] What's wrong with you?
[00:12:11] Like the next year everybody was wearing that shit.
[00:12:14] Right.
[00:12:15] You know and I had it revered back to jeans and t-shirts like if I had not been mocked in eighth grade for my look.
[00:12:22] Maybe my dress attire would be completely different for the rest of my life.
[00:12:27] Right.
[00:12:28] Because I was mocked and ridiculed it was back to jeans and t-shirts.
[00:12:31] Yeah yeah.
[00:12:32] Jeans t-shirts and a jean jacket.
[00:12:35] Yeah.
[00:12:36] Yeah.
[00:12:37] That Don Johnson stuff came out for church.
[00:12:40] You know that was it.
[00:12:41] Yeah yeah.
[00:12:44] Yeah.
[00:12:45] Those days.
[00:12:47] Yeah.
[00:12:48] Oh man.
[00:12:49] I remember when they switched churches and it just got huge.
[00:12:57] Oh yeah they did.
[00:12:59] 1200 people in the church.
[00:13:00] Yeah.
[00:13:01] I was like the Asteroid Dunham with churches I thought at the time.
[00:13:05] Little did I know that there were like mega churches.
[00:13:07] Mega churches in the south but.
[00:13:09] It was a big church.
[00:13:10] It was.
[00:13:11] Yeah.
[00:13:12] Right now.
[00:13:13] Didn't they do our grandparents wrong there?
[00:13:18] They're their grandparents.
[00:13:20] My own going in.
[00:13:22] I whenever happened.
[00:13:24] I don't know that.
[00:13:26] Something happened.
[00:13:27] They were like fuck this.
[00:13:28] I'm out of here.
[00:13:29] I mean I know they moved the poor view Methodist.
[00:13:32] Huh?
[00:13:33] They started going to the poor view Methodist.
[00:13:35] Yeah yeah.
[00:13:36] And.
[00:13:39] I think that was right around the time that.
[00:13:43] I think Jack Kelly was kind of transitioning out.
[00:13:47] I think that was part of the problem was like you know they were considered part of the old guard whoever the new pastor was was like.
[00:13:55] Yeah.
[00:13:56] Yeah.
[00:13:57] You.
[00:13:58] Well higher professional jandars or something.
[00:14:01] They didn't they did ever change.
[00:14:03] Yeah.
[00:14:04] And.
[00:14:05] I think they kind of.
[00:14:08] I would.
[00:14:10] Jack was kind of moved to the.
[00:14:14] The background instead of being the like you use like the Joe paterno of that church where.
[00:14:19] You know.
[00:14:20] Even though the hell is going on but they pray to my.
[00:14:23] You know other people are running at that point.
[00:14:29] And they moved up to a.
[00:14:31] Poor view Methodist.
[00:14:33] I don't know.
[00:14:36] Yeah after that.
[00:14:38] Yeah.
[00:14:39] I mean I know they went there for a while.
[00:14:44] Um.
[00:14:46] They were very close with the associate pastor pastor Jody who's a lovely lady.
[00:14:53] Like I've never forget it's one of those things like one of those oddities.
[00:14:59] But.
[00:15:02] Like pastor Jody performed the service for Pat.
[00:15:07] And.
[00:15:10] You know we.
[00:15:11] You perform the service we all say are goodbye.
[00:15:14] And you can't and then we leave.
[00:15:17] And I said think you don't think about.
[00:15:21] But after we all left the room.
[00:15:25] She took a moment to greet me and she finally broke down at that point I saw like it wasn't right this happened to be looking through the doorway and like I caught her in this private moment of grief.
[00:15:37] Because she was friends with.
[00:15:40] Right as a thing you don't think about like.
[00:15:44] Well this what does this path like what most of them whoever buries me whatever.
[00:15:50] Person that is they're not going to know me like it you know.
[00:15:55] So they're not going to morn me like.
[00:15:58] Pastor Jody did for Pat and Graham because she was very close with them right so it was like a weird thing of like you don't think about that because most of the time it's like.
[00:16:08] This is just some priest a hired right you know but no like she she had the association and so she.
[00:16:16] She can't show that grief in front of us but she needed them all behind the scenes.
[00:16:22] The break right you know I was kind of a weird like a weird moment like it's etched in my mind for some reason seeing that.
[00:16:31] Yeah.
[00:16:36] An oddity it is yeah I don't know why I was working in like just like I just happened like look over my shoulder and saw it.
[00:16:47] You know so yeah.
[00:16:55] This is a very weird subject got the call.
[00:16:58] Yeah I'm fucking talking about that Eastern yeah.
[00:17:06] Chaos and madness yeah.
[00:17:09] I have my Easter dinner I didn't even ask why do you do it on Saturday.
[00:17:16] It didn't even like occurred to me to ask I don't know why we had Easter dinner on Saturday with my family.
[00:17:23] I'd be alright then wake up on Sunday and just have some ham sandwiches and shit.
[00:17:28] Yeah oh yeah.
[00:17:29] Leftovers all day picking a potato salad till the wee hours of the morning.
[00:17:38] I don't know what you let the gas ensue.
[00:17:40] Yeah I mean the witch's brewers are going to hit at some point.
[00:17:46] I'm trying to hit tonight because I feel fine but like I'm sure I want to wake up the morning in a stink loud.
[00:17:53] Let me just tell you I've had my third bowl of potato salad and I've had about nine eggs.
[00:18:00] Yeah I'm just I'm just I'm just lighting in there.
[00:18:04] Yeah so I'll find some bean in the closet.
[00:18:08] It's amazing with double eggs though it truly is I mean like if you make
[00:18:15] six eggs if you make a six egg all one that is a fucking massive all
[00:18:22] one. A six egg all one is about this I mean you can't see it but I mean it's big yeah and it's
[00:18:27] fucking fat right and it's hard to finish but I can eat six double
[00:18:33] eggs without without a blink of an eye motherfucker.
[00:18:36] Yeah whole I mean like I can eat 12 eggs easy.
[00:18:39] All double eggs.
[00:18:40] That's right fucking like like raw oysters.
[00:18:43] Yeah you know I mean they're gone.
[00:18:46] Those are one biteers yeah it's like it's like sushi for poor folk.
[00:18:52] You know what I'm saying?
[00:18:54] No that's not poor folk but what I'm saying like the normal people fit you know not poor
[00:19:01] just normal people fit.
[00:19:03] Yeah you know I get it's crazy.
[00:19:06] I'm right there with you.
[00:19:08] I don't know I don't know if there's some expansion process I guess it fills
[00:19:11] with air.
[00:19:12] I don't know with the omelette or yeah but even I can eat I cannot eat six sunny
[00:19:18] side up eggs.
[00:19:19] No no like I can't go to Denny's and we're like hey man I'll take what do you want
[00:19:24] for your food?
[00:19:25] Well you know I'm gonna get the grand slam and I'm gonna all a cart form our
[00:19:30] experience.
[00:19:31] Yeah you get the way you get the look of the devil.
[00:19:34] Yeah what the fuck?
[00:19:35] It's part of this guy.
[00:19:37] You know yeah it's like Balboa drinking the juice.
[00:19:40] Yeah I mean like but when it comes to double eggs yeah just keep the tray by me.
[00:19:45] Yeah I have seen I will eat a devil I will eat a devil egg after everybody I eat.
[00:19:51] I have seen between arpeotated salad and double eggs that Aunt Jane's Labor Day
[00:19:59] pic next.
[00:20:00] I have seen arguments in Sue about how many double eggs and how much potato salad people
[00:20:06] get.
[00:20:07] Like he needed arguments right you know.
[00:20:14] Right now people getting mother fuck yeah like grandma and Jane are getting
[00:20:23] the wrongs to you know cut that shit out.
[00:20:30] Right I know.
[00:20:34] I know it's like you want a tongue you know get back in the freaking kitchen and make some
[00:20:38] devil eggs.
[00:20:39] Yeah just keep them coming woman.
[00:20:41] Yeah like like the Bubb is making the potato pancakes.
[00:20:45] Yeah and fish fries just yeah just keep boiling.
[00:20:51] I'll go get some paprika.
[00:20:58] Keep that butter churn it.
[00:21:03] Yeah that's terrible I would never do that but when the eggs are gone it's a sad day.
[00:21:13] It is.
[00:21:16] And it never fails after every meal you can have you can cook a hundred devil eggs.
[00:21:21] Yeah and the next day there's fucking three in a Tupperware container.
[00:21:25] Yeah I mean like what the fuck yeah and it's not like they're hard to make right.
[00:21:30] I mean you can make him any time of year.
[00:21:33] Yeah easy yeah you know what I mean right yeah eat I mean literally it's mayonnaise mustard
[00:21:39] and some paprika yeah insult pepper yeah that's really it yeah that's it right yeah that's
[00:21:47] it.
[00:21:48] Oh yeah there you go because I mean it's not that eat you can have a you can have fucking devil
[00:21:54] eggs every day of your life yeah but no you don't you just wait on holidays till they get
[00:22:00] the tray on yeah and then when the tray is gone you're like yeah you know it's not like
[00:22:07] some special event where you're having like flame and yawn or something like that.
[00:22:11] Yeah it's fucking devil eggs yeah people get pissed.
[00:22:14] I know I'm yeah you're like what is the next holiday I can have devil eggs.
[00:22:19] And every year I eat one.
[00:22:21] How long until like what more will they?
[00:22:23] Every year I eat a couple there in the fridge before it even gets to play.
[00:22:26] Oh yeah bring us to the table.
[00:22:28] Now here's a question for you do you prefer like the old fashioned like just spoon
[00:22:35] globbed into the egg or if somebody uses like it like pipe edit in pipe edit it yeah just
[00:22:41] fucking spoon that shit in.
[00:22:43] I don't care what that shit looks like yeah I agree I'm right Nancy pipes it in yeah like
[00:22:52] it can look like a Godzilla dingleberry I don't care what the fuck it looks like I'm gonna
[00:22:56] fuck it yeah it's a devil egg I mean it's yellow it's white it's devil yeah like Tracy's
[00:23:04] like she she she's a phenomenal job like that she's taking over like the cooking
[00:23:09] responsibilities and she's on a phenomenal job with everything but like you know
[00:23:14] she she just it's like you know you're getting just like a spoon doll up in there
[00:23:18] a big old glob you're just like fuck yeah like we're Nancy likes like this nice little
[00:23:23] presentation I'm like I ain't got time for that like you just gotta like I know
[00:23:29] yeah just put the egg whites in the bowl with the mix yeah and I'll just fucking eat it that
[00:23:35] way yeah I don't care what it looks like yeah I'm Siri I'll treat like a dip just give me
[00:23:42] an ice cream scooper yeah but I'm just gonna dip it in like it's a chip yes I don't know why egg whites
[00:23:51] are egg yolks are so good that way because on a hardball egg I will not eat really
[00:23:56] thank you no I only eat egg whites and like and all he dips yeah I'm scrambled yeah
[00:24:04] but what about a soft boy that chuck and chuck and that fucking moon ball that comes out
[00:24:12] oh fuck I can't eat that it's like fucking oh paste yeah I don't know how anybody
[00:24:19] eat that especially with the green outside yeah it is it's like I'm biting into a cookie
[00:24:26] that's not really a cookie yeah it's like something foreign but when I mix it scramble
[00:24:32] it yeah dip it any other way that you know it's fine mix it I'm good yeah that's also like
[00:24:38] a good I'm really like a good old fashioned egg salad yeah because it's very similar to egg
[00:24:44] yeah I mean a devil eggs yeah but a good old egg salad sandwich man man wrap that
[00:24:54] in some wax paper yeah I mean what's taking it from lunch but what's funny is of I
[00:25:01] mean like the potato salad has diced egg including the yolk in it and that doesn't
[00:25:12] bother you yeah what I was thinking about devil eggs well I was just saying the potato
[00:25:25] salad has diced egg in it including the yolk oh yeah I know that doesn't bother you
[00:25:31] that now because all the other ingredients are making up for that yolk no it's when the
[00:25:36] when the yolk is mixed okay I don't mind but even the hard boiled egg yolk yes it doesn't
[00:25:42] it doesn't bother me like egg salad potato salad whatever yeah what put that shit in I'm good
[00:25:47] it's the dry yolk it's the fucking Saturn's moon yeah then I can I cannot I can't stomach
[00:25:55] okay I don't know what it is I get that I think it's a consistency thing like when I get it
[00:26:01] in my mouth it's just like it's like a meeting chalk and I just I don't like that
[00:26:07] it's all I consistency thing with food yeah like cucumber squash egg plant zucchini
[00:26:18] fuck now yeah I feel like I'm eating an alien yeah especially when it's baked
[00:26:25] and shit yeah because there's that yeah gooey gelatinous yeah center to it
[00:26:32] it's like how can anybody eat this yeah you know like when they were on you want a fried
[00:26:38] eggplant should better be sliced then and that be double dipped in the fry yeah and then
[00:26:44] I'll eat it yeah I know it sounds awful but no I get that yeah I don't like that family of vegetables
[00:26:51] yeah you know yeah I just I just don't that stuff I don't mind vessels and Brock
[00:26:57] and yeah all that other stuff I don't care man but it's that center I just can't
[00:27:04] I can't stand and I can't stand cucumbers I don't even understand the cucumber yeah
[00:27:09] does I don't right it's very similar to I do like a little red onion salad yeah
[00:27:16] yeah or in broccoli salad or stuff like that yeah but it changes the dimensions of
[00:27:23] it changes the food what it tastes like because all you can taste is cucumber yeah
[00:27:28] you can't taste anything else but that fucking cucumber it's so strong it's like adding
[00:27:32] a clove of garlic to something yeah it just takes over you know what I mean right
[00:27:37] that's why I can't eat cokes I just yeah and it's like after all these years 50
[00:27:44] you know almost 50 years now you think you know your taste buds change yeah mine never
[00:27:51] did I'm cucumbers or mushrooms yeah there's that are two things that are stand by
[00:27:55] for me that I'm like yeah never gonna happen yeah cooked the shit out of my
[00:28:00] shreds right and I could stuff them I could sell tan I can grill them yeah from just
[00:28:06] being cook it right you tell me to eat it I'm like when they said when somebody says
[00:28:13] you know we don't you taste your food now like I taste everything except for mushrooms yeah
[00:28:17] and I'll just I'll just go on the surface of it be like yeah is the spice sticking
[00:28:24] to it yeah all you do I mean I can tell when it's saute yeah but yeah I don't
[00:28:32] my streams are something else yeah I can't it's like the consistent like it just
[00:28:41] doesn't feel right in your mind yeah yeah it doesn't that's what scares me about
[00:28:52] like I've always wanted to try because if people say it's it tastes just like real
[00:28:56] meat like the impossible burger right but people say like it's the consistency of
[00:29:04] it might bother you because it's vegetable matter not beef even though it tastes like
[00:29:10] beef I'm like man I like I want to try but there's that part of me is like no people
[00:29:15] say that like you know it's why don't like rice okay like the way rice feels on my
[00:29:24] mouth just freaks me the fuck out right you know no it does yeah I mean you can
[00:29:32] like make rice taste like nothing so you can make a taste like whatever you want but if
[00:29:36] the consistency that rice has like I don't know why I just it doesn't feel right
[00:29:41] my mouth it feels unappealing is the best way I can describe it yeah what about gravy
[00:29:49] with gravy yeah with rice and gravy yeah doesn't matter it's still rice I always had
[00:29:56] rice yeah right like I mean I wish I liked rice you know because again like you can make
[00:30:05] a taste like anything do you like block the I do I'm okay with pasta but the rice is better for me
[00:30:13] oh yeah yeah but not really brown rice yeah well right yeah but yeah I just can't do it
[00:30:26] every time I eat rice it's fun like I like rice yeah but every time I
[00:30:34] every time I see a box of rice I always think you probably never saw it but there was a little house
[00:30:40] on a prairie episode where the mice and rats got into the fucking rice supply yeah they caused
[00:30:47] typhoid fever oh everybody sort of fucking dying yeah man scared to shit out of me I was a little
[00:30:53] oh I'm sure I probably where I got my fucking yeah germaphobic yeah yeah tenancies but I can't get it
[00:31:00] out of my head ever I thought I was gonna die when I eat rice like I hate like the futons I don't
[00:31:08] go I got just because I'm not a fan of Chinese food anyway but like the few times I've gone to like
[00:31:15] and you get like the the um like Benny Hanna types like where you sit at the thing and
[00:31:25] you know the guy cooks right there in front of you stuff like it comes with rice like
[00:31:32] you know like crack the egg in it like I know there's egg in there and you know but
[00:31:37] you know I try eating that stuff and I just it's not I try like I I've made like it's not like that
[00:31:44] thing of like oh you just don't know you've never tried no I have I've tried it multiple times
[00:31:51] and it just doesn't work for me like I try eating that like I could think like three times I've been
[00:31:57] the like the state the Chinese state place down at the waterfront and once it's one in a
[00:32:04] mineral bill mall okay and all three times like you know you end up with I ended up with a plate of
[00:32:10] rice and the guys like it's not good like I just don't like rice right yeah I'm as here because
[00:32:18] everybody else wanted to come here you know but I'm out like you don noodles or ramen noodles but
[00:32:24] you won't get that at those places like like I don't know my end up like I would up like more like a
[00:32:28] steak meal yeah because I want to steak yeah but it comes with rice right you know and so I end up
[00:32:39] with the rice and you know the guy does a little onion volcano and I get a little
[00:32:44] sucking my mouth you know I mean stuff like that yeah I just but I'm not into the food anyway and
[00:32:54] rice just is like the top or like you want something to take that home with no you can throw that
[00:33:01] shit out you know how you taking that home it's rice it's dog food yeah I don't even have a dog
[00:33:09] you like yum yum sauce I don't even know what that is
[00:33:18] it's that pink sauce that comes with stuff nah like my idea of good Chinese food is like the general
[00:33:25] so chicken at Walmart okay you know I mean like you know that's the type like I'm completely Chinese
[00:33:35] it like you know if I go to a Chinese restaurant I'm like getting like fried war ponds okay you know
[00:33:42] no Chinese food at all no I'm not I'm not a fan of Chinese food
[00:33:49] I ain't most Asian cuisine I'm just not into like I don't I don't dig sushi at all
[00:33:54] I know yeah that's man that's not really Chinese that's what I'm saying Asian as a whole yeah okay
[00:34:02] you know like because I because they're all kind of like I mean chat I just like you know
[00:34:06] sushi's not Chinese as Japanese but like they all kind of like that region obviously
[00:34:13] like tie and stuff like that yeah like there's nothing in that region like like even like the the
[00:34:20] flavors I don't care for okay like I can at least like with like with like
[00:34:25] like like like Mexican food of a sort like I at least like like like enjoy some of the flavors
[00:34:34] like like the flavor of a taco meat yeah or um you know like the way they flavor their steaks and
[00:34:40] stuff like that like that I can enjoy at least um but like with like Asian cuisine as a whole it's
[00:34:47] completely lost all right do you like beans no like I am I have a this a massive problem
[00:34:55] you like baked beans no
[00:35:06] no no I got like but I mean I know like beans a hot dog it's a natural thing like
[00:35:12] ah that was like a meal that was a staple for my mother yeah beans and dogs and like before they came
[00:35:17] out with baked and beans before they came out with uh fucking
[00:35:26] what are they called country
[00:35:30] fuck is the name of this where the name of this beans
[00:35:35] uh I cannot think of the name oh
[00:35:39] they're really good make them at home style brown sugar yeah bacon yeah
[00:35:44] yeah hunks of bacon yeah that's it's good but before they came out with that
[00:35:52] they're on the commercials with the dog yeah I know like yeah I don't want to talk if I just
[00:35:56] don't I can't have them the name of them roll that beautiful bean footage yes exactly
[00:36:01] and push his beans oh they're fantastic yeah it was like a it was like the breakthrough of baked
[00:36:08] beans because all mom gave me when I was a kid were fucking hines beans yeah like yeah you know
[00:36:14] they can't have beans and put the dogs in there yeah I'm like mom we got a doctor this shit up
[00:36:22] brown sugar in here yeah more ketchup yeah we got it we got to hook it up because I mean
[00:36:29] those beans are not good in those cans no I'm just saying yeah
[00:36:33] but they weren't even good for dipping your hot dog bun and yeah that's worse but
[00:36:40] when bushes came out of their beans it was a breakthrough I sort of love and baked beans again
[00:36:47] and I'll buy them every once in a while like what's every couple months I'm gonna hanker in first
[00:36:51] some yeah for some baked beans and it can't like I even tried just because it was you know big
[00:37:00] rigs I tried their baked beans and you know because it's got like um
[00:37:10] pork in it and stuff and like the sauce is like I like the sauce like the baked beans sauce
[00:37:19] yeah but the bean itself I didn't care for you like the sauce though yeah sauce was spicy
[00:37:24] yeah agree says a nice spicy beans it does yeah their beans were fantastic yeah I like I was when
[00:37:29] you got them that's why I gave them a try and I'm like still gonna get past the bean
[00:37:35] but like um now I'm not gonna lie even my chili has to be like beenless I know
[00:37:44] I want yeah I mean if it's
[00:37:46] I don't like I like baked beans yeah um I can do a green bean in there yeah but I'm not a fan
[00:37:57] of like white beans or navy beans or black beans or yeah um I like pentos re-fried
[00:38:06] you like a real re-fried bean yeah I like that um but yeah I'm not a huge fan of
[00:38:17] I mean linemen beans are the fucking worst food on earth yeah that's another one that I can't
[00:38:21] get past yeah the linemen beans yeah um
[00:38:29] but yeah I don't really like beans either yeah but I do like re-fried beans I like big beans right
[00:38:34] love big beans um and I can deal with beans and chili but just not a lot yeah like when I make my
[00:38:41] recipe like the girls like beans so I mean that's cool yeah but when I make mine like if I make
[00:38:53] four times the recipe I'll put one kind of bean test yeah you know what I'm saying right yeah
[00:38:58] so the bean the meat ratio is yeah there's more meat beans and so I don't have to like yeah
[00:39:04] you know scoop out all the fucking beans right we used to tell it to my mom I was like just
[00:39:08] slow down the beans you know what I mean when she made her chili mom make good chili but um
[00:39:16] you know it's funny when about mom's chili too is like I make mine in a pot right right
[00:39:23] yeah that's what I do mom used to make hers on the fucking electric skillet
[00:39:27] and I still can't I mean I guess I understand yeah but it's just so odd to me yeah that is odd
[00:39:34] she used to make that an electric skillet she used to make uh Swedish meat balls in an electric skillet
[00:39:41] wow you know what I mean like she did a lot of shit in that way we went through more
[00:39:44] electric skillets than the my house growing up yeah anything else
[00:39:51] a ton like with it like one of those ones that like it like curve like head like the kind of curve up
[00:40:00] yeah okay she made pancakes in that electric skillet yeah dip eggs in that
[00:40:06] yeah yeah thank you she made everything in that yeah rarely did she use the crock bar
[00:40:14] yeah but when she did turn the oven on that's where the roast went yeah yeah
[00:40:19] and the roast went into the Dutch oven into the yeah but everything else was like
[00:40:24] and this in this fucking skillet yeah ash she made this go yeah I don't know why I mean me
[00:40:31] in all these pans I don't know why she used that fucking skillet so much spaghetti she made this go
[00:40:39] swear yeah I swear to God she would add all the ingredients into this skill yeah
[00:40:44] and then she cook everything on a skill wow that seemed to me to be tricky yeah that would be
[00:40:51] because you have to your heat you know it's like it's like an oven right you turn the
[00:40:55] electric skillet to whatever temp you want right I don't know if she just memorized the cookbook
[00:41:00] for electric skillets or what man but I couldn't do that I mean pancakes I love to do it because
[00:41:06] it's easy right yeah here's with pancakes instead of like flipping two pancakes at a pop
[00:41:13] you know to me on electric skillet you can cook six at a time yeah that's easy peasy I mean that's
[00:41:19] good french toast same thing yeah but chilly so weird so weird like I remember pop had that electric
[00:41:31] griddle like for like when he made pancakes huh pop had that electric griddle that he could
[00:41:40] pancakes on yeah yeah that was like a griddle griddle like like with your moms it sounds like it
[00:41:52] like had like a high wall so you could do more with it like that yeah I mean
[00:42:02] I like perhaps pancakes but the best thing he made for them fucking waffles man oh yeah
[00:42:06] yeah them waffles I don't know what that man did to them waffles no and I know it said this quick but
[00:42:16] that man had to add something he was oh he was adding shit yeah but there's no doubt like he was
[00:42:21] adding some vanilla he was adding I don't even know what else where did god he put a lemon juice in
[00:42:27] I think so I don't actually do believe that god because there was a there was a taste of those
[00:42:35] things that I can't describe like it makes no sense how good and like I've been plenty of places
[00:42:45] I've had plenty of waffles in my life there is no place that like replicates whatever that taste was
[00:42:51] like I he was using this quick mix there was some vanilla thrown in there were probably a bit
[00:42:58] I swear and I have no doubt there was probably lemon juice so that was fucking like I couldn't
[00:43:04] because there was there was just a like so a some taste that I adjusted it wasn't like cinnamon
[00:43:11] or anything like that it was just something else yeah I would not doubt for a second it was
[00:43:17] lemon juice and like he would cook them in like I never liked the ones that were overcooked yeah but
[00:43:26] the ones that were like brown I mean yeah not like crispy yeah brown but just brown and they
[00:43:34] came out soft yeah that was like that was like fucking heaven on earth those those waffles were some
[00:43:43] the best things I ever ate as a kid I still look forward to waffles yeah I agree I'm like
[00:43:51] I'm right there with you like like when you added like the the butter and the syrup to it
[00:43:57] then he warmed the syrup up on the fucking stove yeah that's the same thing with the popcorn he's
[00:44:03] used real butter and he warmed it on the stove yeah and then he'd take the same fucking pot
[00:44:09] after he'd already poured yeah he used the pot to mix it all up yeah oh man was it genius
[00:44:18] that was good I don't ever remember I'm cooking anything else but he didn't cook though
[00:44:28] the man had his specialties for sure yeah one was waffles I guess pancake yeah pancake weren't bad
[00:44:35] the the popcorn and he was the official potato mixer
[00:44:45] oh yeah he was the mixer yeah you had a special touch with those potatoes were creamy oh man
[00:44:51] this are good yeah that's from the fucking extra sweat coming off of him like a big man making gumbo
[00:44:59] boy yeah that sweat was dripping right in them because that shit's hot oh those were like fresh
[00:45:07] potatoes they were like I mean they came straight out of the water and ended a mixer yeah and that
[00:45:14] shit was fucking hot he had to be fucking sweat I mean I remember sweating but that shit had to
[00:45:21] going to potatoes oh that was like I don't know that was some kind of child slave labor
[00:45:32] shit that was going on there ground be cooking these potatoes all nice and pop them in the pot
[00:45:37] and pat it like it's like tiny come mix the potatoes they're coming all right here we go
[00:45:45] get up out of his chair put a headband on him man
[00:45:57] need salt tiny no there's salt needed the creamiest like you'd never found a fucking love
[00:46:07] right you know he didn't make some small potatoes yeah
[00:46:15] like I don't know what procedure he used you know oh I know is that I can just remember I
[00:46:26] just remember being he would like take off his butt and shirt he had this white shirt
[00:46:30] he's like what I'm just sure it underneath my fruitable yeah fucking mixing that shit like he was in
[00:46:36] the milk fucking work in the blast furnace or some shit he and I met me it was sweat
[00:46:44] and it wasn't even like like he wasn't even like using like a like a mixer
[00:46:50] like it was like he had you can hear the hand blender yeah he was hand blender than that shit
[00:46:56] like you know the evil oh man put him put his ass to work yeah
[00:47:07] hey he did well he helped with the noodles too yeah you remember going out their house like
[00:47:12] those are kitchen keb the kitchen counters there would be fucking noodles everywhere everywhere
[00:47:19] everywhere on the dryer yeah on the fucking counters yeah back when you got the homemade noodles
[00:47:25] oh there would be noodles drying there was noodles everywhere flowers everywhere yeah I don't
[00:47:33] I don't think I could stand him but I ate the shit out of him oh yeah and I mean that shit
[00:47:43] hit different yeah that's it's a lot different than what you buying the store
[00:47:47] it I mean they've tried over the years like I remember the one year I was like I'm sitting
[00:47:54] there I'm just saying I saw him just ain't fucking right still good this doesn't feel right
[00:48:01] and that he asked me so like how'd you like the news like no they were good she's like oh good
[00:48:06] you didn't notice I'm like notice what yeah their store bought like yeah I thought
[00:48:12] so yeah you know what the missing missing secret ingredient was love I don't think that the noodles
[00:48:20] that they get and I think that I think I figured what's missing in those noodles and
[00:48:26] they're not as doey yeah do you know what I mean like there's because there's not even amounts
[00:48:32] as much as they can shake him and whatever they want to do right there's not even a
[00:48:35] amounts of flour on the noodles right when you buy store bought noodles everything's perfect
[00:48:40] right you know what I mean yeah but when they made them there was more flour on them on certain parts
[00:48:47] of the noodle which when you cooked it put it in the gravy there was a little bit it was like a
[00:48:54] little bit more I guess more chewy I guess I don't chewy but it's more flour right it's more
[00:49:00] rue I guess yeah but yeah I mean that's they've tried to I mean they tried to pull the
[00:49:06] walls from my eyes and I think something right here yeah and turn that as store bought aha
[00:49:15] so yeah I mean I mean I don't blame anybody for like he and making noodles for Thanksgiving dinner on
[00:49:23] top of every fucking thing else that you've got to do like I get it you know right but
[00:49:30] and grandanian pap would you know that was taking place man that that was a sweatshop
[00:49:42] I mean they were fucking noodles everywhere huh man try not when we went up there for dinner's man
[00:49:49] it was the real deal yeah those dinners were good yeah now I'm gonna be honest
[00:50:00] half the shit gram cooked I hated but there were certain meals I absolutely love yeah I'm not
[00:50:06] trying to be a dick right I'm just saying like her roast beef was terrible or turkey was bad
[00:50:13] yeah her taties were good her ham loaf was fucking killer yeah
[00:50:20] um
[00:50:24] the waffles were good yeah trying to think popcorn yeah it's made a good ham yeah she did make a good
[00:50:33] ham yeah her potatoes yeah well they were good things there were good things going there were
[00:50:43] I mean and I mean it's like an odd thing I couldn't do the roast beast was I don't know what that was
[00:50:49] yeah I think she boiled that shit and put in gravy I could not understand
[00:50:53] when I was eating yeah you like shredded apart what you know one thing I did like
[00:51:02] this is one of those dishes where you start off like challenge down it's like wow this is really good
[00:51:07] yeah but at the end of it after like fifth piece you're like I don't think this is good yeah
[00:51:15] is there chicken when she breaded her chicken yeah but when you first got it yeah you fucking
[00:51:20] killed it probably cuz we were so fucking hungry but I feel like the third piece you're like
[00:51:26] yeah I gotta catch it yeah cuz it was like it dried out like that first piece that you got
[00:51:35] was like nice and juicy but it like dried out fast and I don't I don't know if it was like whatever
[00:51:42] they used for for crumb like the coding was crackers yeah it was like with crackers I think yeah
[00:51:48] and it was like at first that shit was delicious but it dried out fast right and so by like
[00:51:54] you're right by the time you got to like that especially if it was like chicken tender like we
[00:51:58] get to that third tender you're like man what's the fuck happened here right you know
[00:52:05] boy fresh out of the grease yeah that shit was killer
[00:52:12] right and um like her turkey other than my dad my dad thought turkey was meant to be dry right
[00:52:21] he honestly did he like he's like then I went to my grandma Sanders for Thanksgiving
[00:52:28] and he's like why is this turkey so juicy is it not done like no it's what it's supposed to be
[00:52:36] you know I know yeah now the dark meat's always good because that's why trace I eat dark right
[00:52:44] did his day that's why I always get the dark meat because that was the only thing edible in that
[00:52:49] turkey yeah and I know the woman's dad and I'm not trying to be smart but no but the fucking white
[00:52:57] meat on that turkey was like eating sawdust yeah there was number one there was no taste
[00:53:04] no you needed the noodles and gravy on it you had to yeah um there was no taste to the turkey
[00:53:09] it wasn't even seasoned no it was not there wasn't even salt and pepper in that shit no there was
[00:53:15] not and like she literally put that burn the oven straight out of the bag yes yeah and you couldn't
[00:53:25] either have to have a glass of water by you or the noodles yeah because the turkey was
[00:53:33] absolutely almost immeasurable yeah looking back on that turkey oh yeah
[00:53:41] I mean when I say immeasurable I mean like if you had three fork foals you'd be choking
[00:53:48] yeah because it was like you're eating sawdust and it's true
[00:53:53] it is no I'm right you know you are I mean that's why my plate was covered in gravy yeah
[00:53:59] you know you put her stuffing yeah
[00:54:04] yeah chefs kiss like how that came out in the turkey didn't I don't know
[00:54:11] that stuffing was off the hook yeah her stuffing there's no there's been no match
[00:54:18] sure stuff no good stuffing has been made in this house yeah
[00:54:23] yeah they sausage and yeah there's some same sausage as the key stuffing in this house yeah
[00:54:32] I think you're not a stuffing guy no I mean I appreciate good stuffing but I'm not like to me
[00:54:38] like there's more there's better stuff to eat at a Thanksgiving dinner than then stuffing
[00:54:46] I agree but her stuffing was off the hook yeah I don't know if that was a marisini shit going on
[00:54:52] there I don't know yeah marisini's bread crumbs but yeah the stuffing was always like my favorite part
[00:55:01] of the meal yeah I remember yeah I had stuffing in dark mean that's all I wanted yeah
[00:55:09] all I wanted and mom always made corn souffle which was actually really good yeah yeah
[00:55:16] corn souffle was good yeah I agree I mean I know we we always had corn souffle and we had corn yeah
[00:55:24] but mom always brought over the corn souffle yeah that shit was tight yeah I'll always make
[00:55:29] sure get a little bit of that it's good it's like savory yeah you know I mean but they're sweet in
[00:55:36] it too yeah there is yeah oh man was that corn souffle good we usually make that on home yeah
[00:55:42] but um yeah man that turkey was terrible I'll never forget that turkey yeah
[00:55:53] yeah should ask mom when she was still alive it was like what did grandma
[00:55:56] corn starry taste like you know I mean yeah yeah I mean I know Aunt Lou would not get that she
[00:56:03] would have got that from nanny but I mean I wonder what grandma what one of our grandma
[00:56:11] cunes food tasted like the only thing I remember having was waffles
[00:56:16] and I was too young yeah I don't remember anything except thinking that house
[00:56:21] I mean I remember having the waffles and molasses yeah but braver but yeah rabbit molasses
[00:56:30] are as a that's a picture of a rabbit on the front yeah
[00:56:38] like the funny thing is like my grandma's Santa by my mom's yeah I was out of here
[00:56:45] turkey was phenomenal because it was like juicy like you know you're like you didn't want to put
[00:56:50] gravy on that shit like it was like this so yeah moist yeah um nice she made a good ham
[00:57:05] like I mean our foo was good like it wasn't like phenomenal like you didn't like it wasn't like
[00:57:10] you're like oh shit this is amazing but it was good yeah you know like the odd thing is the the
[00:57:18] thing I remember the most about her and her cook it wasn't even her cooking it was just like
[00:57:25] it was a treat like when I stayed there I would get chocolate milk nice but it was old school
[00:57:35] Hershey syrup in a can and you'd pour yourself a glass of milk yeah you'd pour the syrup in
[00:57:43] you know mix it all up you know and you got to drink your oils that's the shit yeah
[00:57:50] you know Hershey's in a can of us yeah that again that should hit different something else
[00:57:56] it did like the plastic squeeze bottle I get it it's it's probably the same thing
[00:58:03] it is it's probably the same but there's something about like
[00:58:05] it's that odd thing of like how things were packaged then and produced then as compared to now
[00:58:17] right like
[00:58:22] like you know drinking like coke out of a glass bottle oh it's completely different it is
[00:58:29] like I don't even like coke no need why but out of a glass bottle that shit is amazing
[00:58:34] oh I used to get it down to Weinberg's yeah yeah yeah I remember that I do yeah I mean
[00:58:41] there was a place there was it was a beauty supply store that was on my block
[00:58:50] and the inside they had one of the old school dispensers where you open you put the dime in
[00:58:59] you open a door and you pull your bottle out you know and then I'd have to bring it back
[00:59:05] like bring the bottle back for there the closet you know that I mean that shit just hit different
[00:59:12] it did I'm like I am sorry like there is not a doubt in my mind like it's like that thing of like
[00:59:21] Pete like Coca-Cola has admitted whatever the formula is for McDonald's is different from any other
[00:59:25] formula that you get from a coke product right right you know they admit that their coke is different
[00:59:32] and I'll be honest McDonald's coke is really fucking good yeah you know again I don't drink coke
[00:59:38] but I have no problem with McDonald's yes it's even McDonald's man I don't know how I'm like this
[00:59:44] is the thing right you get all these restaurants I mean there are tons of fast food yeah I'm talking
[00:59:50] like whatever yeah I cast all the fucking what a yeah burger how in the world how how
[01:00:00] am I God's green earth did McDonald's go yeah we're doing our own coke yeah fuck y'all yeah
[01:00:07] we're doing our own coke man you know and then they go yeah we're doing our own fries go fuck yourself
[01:00:16] yeah yeah we're gonna do uh this is our milkshakes yeah when you're doing our own shit yeah none of
[01:00:29] this is regulated but like it's it's weird like I mean like like that that shit does hit different
[01:00:36] at McDonald's and it does anywhere but coke out of a bottle oh a glass bottle no it's completely
[01:00:41] different completely different yeah it's actually as strange as it sounds it is actually
[01:00:48] refreshing it is I hear really fucking it to the last drop it is the bottle keeps in the carbonation
[01:00:56] I don't know how it works some sort of magic to the last fucking drop yeah yeah it's that good
[01:01:03] yeah I agree I completely agree I think my dad used to tell me stories when he was little yeah
[01:01:11] then he'd be playing marbles and shit in the dirt yeah I mean yeah remember my dad was born
[01:01:17] like what 33 yeah but they would get coke from the you know general store there yeah
[01:01:26] and they would put bold peanuts in the bottom of their fucking coke bottle uh because that
[01:01:32] was a treat at the end of their coke and I get it yeah because the coke was so fucking good yeah
[01:01:38] and then you got some bought peanuts yeah I just you know what I mean yeah I know that sounds
[01:01:42] disgusting but no I get it oh it's not for me because I'm like peanuts but I get it yeah I mean
[01:01:47] like it was for that yeah
[01:01:58] all right I don't even remember where we were talking about food we were talking about food
[01:02:03] and all the goodness of it yeah all the goodness it comes with it
[01:02:11] oh
[01:02:13] so all the goodness yeah memories of grandparents gone by
[01:02:24] though we were talking about like Coca-Cola in a glass bottle okay and that like
[01:02:32] there was like there was shit to just hit you different back then because of packaging I
[01:02:40] don't even doubt my mind like I think like Hershey syrup in a you know in aluminum can or a steel can
[01:02:50] yeah probably just tasted different because of right how it's packaged now it's like you know
[01:02:59] I don't know but you know I mean back in the day when they also made you know TV dinners that were
[01:03:07] wrapped in aluminum foil right right yeah yeah I know I get you were putting that shit
[01:03:15] on microwave right you were pulling out of a piping hot oven after 35 minutes
[01:03:22] but it was sat down and funny while you sat your TV tray right you know thank you mom
[01:03:32] it's right you know uh cherry cobbler that's disgusting
[01:03:39] yeah it never that that shit never turned out right like those desserts like everything else like
[01:03:50] I mean I thought it was saying like a TV dinner was delicious here there wasn't but like
[01:03:56] those desserts never turned out right meh like the cherry cobbler the the the brownie
[01:04:05] never tasted right
[01:04:09] the brownie was new yeah yeah thinking back on this TV dinners
[01:04:15] I mean I always either got the sauce very steak yeah or the chicken yeah hunger man yeah
[01:04:29] and back when we were young they didn't have like the hunger man exo
[01:04:33] yeah no it was said like it was just TV dinner yeah I mean but maybe there was like
[01:04:37] there was a TV dinner then there was hungry man which was which was larger yeah
[01:04:42] but I mean like like yeah now like like now like this is like the hungry man exo which is like
[01:04:49] you know ridiculous like even I as a fat person look at that and go that's just ridiculous
[01:04:54] I never liked to check the bread it yeah it just didn't hit right with me
[01:05:02] the sauce very steak was good I always and like I I see their collique always getting like the
[01:05:06] turkey that I really which was weird because it like it was on stuffing yeah I just scraped the
[01:05:13] stuffing to the side and I you know the corn the mashed potatoes and the the turkey
[01:05:22] and then what you know whatever I guess the cherry cobbler was also cast aside scoop everything in
[01:05:28] the middle yeah yeah pretty much yeah you know you know he's getting the gravy yeah yeah yeah
[01:05:34] and I'm saying like how am I supposed to get the fucking gravy in the man's nose for yeah that's
[01:05:38] all yeah I mean there is a like for for our family like it's like you know
[01:05:47] there are levels and it's like so for Thanksgiving dinner it's like you have you have your potato
[01:05:52] base with your turkey to the side now as we discussed that was some dry ass turkey
[01:05:58] so next you got the corn the corn camera I said the corn went on top of the potatoes
[01:06:05] so like you made like you get your potato and you can kind of like bowl like like try to feel
[01:06:09] like a form like a bowl right yeah this is like I was doing like I've almost sued KFC for this
[01:06:15] shit because they could kind of stole this idea from me I feel but I you had formed like a bowl
[01:06:20] then the corn would go in there and then when the noodles came around the gravy like that just went
[01:06:26] over everything right like everyone like you cover the potatoes with it you cover the turkey
[01:06:32] with it because the turkey was so fucking dry it needed it right you know and then like you know
[01:06:38] everything else was like bonus right yeah it was like here's devil eggs here come the devil eggs
[01:06:46] why better load the fuck up on those cuz those are coming back you know right I'm getting three
[01:06:51] devil eggs right it was like shit like that like you know and then you'd have like
[01:06:58] you know as as as Protestants or Methodist you know there was always like some sort of like
[01:07:04] jello salad right right you know it was part of your meal right you know
[01:07:12] aside from dessert I was like here's a orange jello salad or there's a strawberry jello salad
[01:07:18] what the hell right you know I never like it no I was ever like pretzel yeah pretzel
[01:07:26] salad like you know Tracy are like three of those like there was like an orange one and strawberry
[01:07:34] one and like pretzel like I think that's taking up too much space on my plate all right you know
[01:07:42] yeah the other thing Graham did do is she made her own peanut butter eggs yes she did
[01:07:50] those things were the shit I have a war peanut butter fudge was the shit yeah yeah
[01:08:00] but it would be like a big homemade egg like it it was like a
[01:08:07] quarter pound of chocolate filled with peanut butter right shit with delicious like I didn't
[01:08:20] even know like as a kid like my dad like my grandma gave me one and my dad would be like yeah you
[01:08:26] don't want that I'll take that for you okay dad you can have it
[01:08:31] like later on in life my mother fuckers stay away from my peanut butter egg right you know the
[01:08:39] fuck out of here yeah I mean six year old son anymore motherfucker
[01:08:48] so oh yeah this peanut butter eggs were good they were
[01:08:55] even like she like like made everything was like homemade with her like like so like
[01:08:59] well it was like the thing she did crush because like she like like you get like a white chocolate
[01:09:06] like cross yeah yeah that she made like she had like the the molds I guess yeah that one
[01:09:12] her white chocolate was good it was very good better than any white chocolate I've ever tasted yeah
[01:09:18] no really I really like white chocolate very similar to a Reese's egg yeah yeah no exactly I mean
[01:09:25] like I'm saying yo I do I do I'm right there because like that's where my like people are like
[01:09:31] why do you like white chocolate like what it's not really chocolate I'm like I get that but
[01:09:37] my grandmother made white chocolate that was delicious so that's kind of what hooked me on white
[01:09:41] chocolate yeah you know you know no for sure yeah they're like oh Reese Reese's peanut butter eggs
[01:09:48] in her white chocolate I'm right there like I'm oh oh I just killed a bag of those last week
[01:09:58] what I picked up a bag of like the white chocolate eggs that was a little one something
[01:10:05] this big but yeah pounded that bag last three days
[01:10:10] yeah it wasn't a big bag I wasn't like a pound bag or it was a small bag right but yeah I was
[01:10:18] this like oh this is so good right right so good I throw that shit in my freezer got to chill it up
[01:10:30] chilled out yeah oh I love Reese's peanut butter cups like you know I freeze them
[01:10:38] oh really yeah like Reese's eggs I freeze them like the any any Reese's peanut butter product
[01:10:47] except for like Reese's pieces they're that's going in the freezer right and it just it hits
[01:10:53] it hits me harder when it's frozen because it's like it's a little cut out like you know it's frozen
[01:10:57] so it's got a little bit of a crispness to it and it just hits right I don't know why I can't
[01:11:03] describe it man but like I like them like if you were to hand me like a Reese's egg right now I
[01:11:08] devour that shit cold or not but when it's frozen it just hits a little different
[01:11:13] nah I hear you yeah it does hit different yeah
[01:11:19] but I like everything frozen like that like I took Reese's coffee if you can't be like a frozen candy bar
[01:11:24] I'm like yeah that's that's work you know right right I don't know why like you know but
[01:11:32] because I see like you see that shit like you go to like a story a lot the use of like
[01:11:36] like in the frozen section they would have like hang on the door like a candy bars right frozen
[01:11:44] candy bars and like not everything work I like a Kit Kat does not work frozen
[01:11:52] nah Twix not meant to be frozen yeah the chocolate changes yeah but Reese's peanut butter cop
[01:12:00] yeah you put that fucker in the freezer yeah
[01:12:04] yeah they just true first blood yeah oh boy so
[01:12:15] oh Jesus
[01:12:23] then you first blood then you first blood oh
[01:12:29] that would be so fucking good it is good
[01:12:35] it's a well done it is it's a extraordinarily well done man
[01:12:39] anyway all right so that was the Easter episode folks yeah
[01:12:48] walked on memory lane Easter eyes yeah good god
[01:12:58] well anything like that the proceedings answer I'm good so all right well uh remember
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