Sleep Deprivation is Really F%cking Funny with Taymour Ghazi

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[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_03]: What is up all in my beautiful freaking people welcome back to another episode of ethML Talk

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_03]: We took a month off because we're fucking busy and now we're back. Tay is here with us today

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Sit back grab a cocktail and welcome to fML Talk home like wait how old will be ever girl?

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_03]: 19 people we've got to stay hey this is Gabrielle Stone

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but if you see all the photos on our Instagram

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And this is FML Talk oh no she didn't

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it not shocking how I can just turn it on turn it on turn it on turn it on turn it on

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Tay just woke up from an app and was like what do you mean we have to record and I was like it's on her schedule

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_03]: We have to record during our child's 30 minute nap and we have nothing to talk about

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I said can we just record it tomorrow? She's like no god we've recorded tomorrow

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_03]: But you didn't talk like that at all. Okay, thank you for correcting yourself because that was

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Ridiculous please excuse my voice. I've lost it from yelling

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_03]: During a horror film not at me

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_02]: You've been seeing this on my body and mind and brain is still taking an app. We're tired guys we're tired

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna start this episode by me telling you a little bit of trauma that I experienced yesterday

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So Tay was at work and Emma from the E-Priap in all book really am Emily was here

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And with her little cute baby and we were having a fun little play day everything was going fine

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_03]: We were talking and all of a sudden I'm like we're stone and he was just out of sight

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Where he normally like walks over to and as I'm getting up

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_03]: To cross the room to go get him. I hear a big crash and I'm like shit

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And I get him into view and see that he has shattered a picture frame

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is like totally fine. I don't care

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_03]: But I like rushed to go grab him and right as I'm grabbing him he reaches into the glass and I hear

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And what ensued after that?

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a blood bath

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a it was a crime scene

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That was traumatic it really was though dude so like I pick him up his finger his ring finger

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Dripping can you not yon into the mic

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_03]: At least you got a nap in bro

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_03]: We've lost it

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna let her fight

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking ridiculous

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so it's a blood bath

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a blood bath. It's a horror scene. It's like really Narlie his ring finger is just dripping blood like full

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_03]: full drips and like splotches are appearing on the floor underneath us that is wood thankfully

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And Emily and I walk into the kitchen with him on my hip

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And I like get a paper towel and I put it around his finger

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_03]: For paper towels later because it just kept fucking bleeding. Did you hold his hand?

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I held it up a little bit as much as he would let me

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, have you ever tried to hold a screaming fucking toddler's hand above his head and keep it in any one stationary place

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So I call the pediatrician and I'm like what do I do like how do I

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Decide if it's bad enough to take him to the yard for like

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Digious and they're like, hold take a picture and send it to us and I'm like I'm holding a wiggly toddler who is bleeding

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: in my and who's hysterically crying. I'm holding his fucking little hand in my hand trying to stop the god

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_03]: In bleeding anytime and take it off. There's like blood that's just everywhere

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_03]: He like had like thrown his arm about so there was like a fucking scar face blood mark on my face

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It was on my arm

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Because you even had somebody here

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: In it was still chaotic as fuck

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: So we eventually get him calm down because Emily's feeding him puffs. I sent like three texts from works

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And please send me pictures and we're gonna send a pic. Hey, how about a picture?

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_03]: We're watching this Rachel and we finally comes down and

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I get the bleeding to finally stop we put a fucking bandaid on his like tiny ass little finger Emily and I are like

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_03]: We were just not in our bodies. We had a full conversation and we were like well, even if we do take him to the ER

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_03]: How are they gonna like there's no way he's gonna just hold still and like do stitches and Emily

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they send data and then after everything had gone down and stone was eating

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like we're so fucking stupid. They probably just use that like glue that like

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Shots their finger. Yeah, like there's no way they're like needle threading

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Little at tiny finger

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_03]: But that's the state we were and it was very chaotic and it was our first kind of big deal

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Injury he's had two little bloody noses from face planning that didn't really last that long

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_02]: But that first bloody nose was pretty traumatic for for everybody involved right okay this was like fucking so much worse

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So much worse. It was just really gnarly and I felt really bad

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_03]: We eventually like he ate with the bandaid on and then he took him in the bath took the bandaid off

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_03]: It didn't bleed in the bathtub. I then like rebandaged it to go to sleep and it all seems like it's fine

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_03]: But like even when Emily got home she texted me and she's like how is he what's going on? It's everything

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and she's like I didn't want to say anything when I was there but that was so much blood

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_03]: When you let home I took like four of the fucking neighbors towels out of the trash can and I was like look

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not exaggerating and right when I saw those bloody napkins you know what the feeling

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Literally people are gonna listen to this episode and think you're high

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I just just know sleep you got that weird feeling in your butt hole. Yeah

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_02]: The rest is any

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_02]: People if anybody else gets it it's not in your butt hole, but it's like zero

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Somewhere somewhere down there area

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like this episode is going to be called

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_03]: When trauma makes your butt hole feel weird. Yeah

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It's all it's also like when you're maybe like standing on the ledge of a if you have the fear of height

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Fear of heights, you know

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I told you we should

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what every that's no secret everybody knows I've been struggling with the podcast and like my heart

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: hasn't felt in it but I've been recently listening a couple episodes of smart lists and I feel like maybe we could just do that

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Like can we pivot to just do that like it'll be you me and I'll bring on one other person and we can just like laugh and talk shit and like be funny

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, I'm

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking down with that

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but the only reason that smart list works is because they're all so famous that it's fun to listen to them do that

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_03]: But also Jason Bateman is like

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I really want to just be friends with him just so he can consistently make me laugh with his like very dry humor

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Right, very dry. If anyone knows Jason Bateman or you're randomly listening to this please let us know so we can double date with you in your life. Thank you

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, there it is

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you ever have something happen with

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Juni that was like super traumatic injury wise?

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, hmm good question

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but nothing like where it was blue a lot of blood like that that that I

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't recall, but I know that that would have fucked me up a little bit

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm kind of glad you weren't here. I think you're playing it off like it's like fine, but I think you would have fucking

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, I need you to stop because I'm gonna pee

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_03]: My Dolby floor is not strong enough to hold an end just tell me

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because I birthed a baby out of my vagina remember

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I swear we haven't had any mind altering substances today

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_02]: But I went to gym and I think that I really can't

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, if you would have been here your butt will not survive. Is what I'm saying

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_02]: No, but I remember one time Juni had fallen down the stairs

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Like end over and he was and I was so scared another time she had fallen out of the crib

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And landed like I don't know how she landed

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, absolutely

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Back in the olden days when we didn't have monitors to look at

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Back with

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Walking to school

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, oh my god

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_03]: We got to people are laughing they're either laughing they're like a never-tuning and there's a podcast

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Finish just

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Please

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so she rolled down the stairs. Yeah if you rolled down the stairs

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_03]: She was pretty

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I was kidding for the record

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_02]: She was pretty resilient. I don't really recall too many times where it was like yeah

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Super

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Narlie when we were in the new burden phase and everybody felt really fragile and like I was just like oh god

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_03]: He's so breakable

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I remember Christopher his god dad was like we were talking about something and he was like yeah

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Eventually you'll realize like they they'll drop but they bounce

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Like they're pretty terrible. They really are I don't well, I mean I saw him fall

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Stone fall off the stairs of a little play structure backwards

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_02]: onto a mat

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, they are very durable. They bounce up they figure it out

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Also videos that you see online where they're like POV or a boy mom and then it's just like crash boom bang

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're just like fucking like dive bombing off of shit. It's so real

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_03]: It's so real

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there have been so many times I wish we had cameras in our living room because there have been some epic saves on my part

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_03]: But you've witnessed so back me up here

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_03]: It's almost like I go go gadget arm and like it like extends

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Very last fucking catch him at like a millimeter from the god damn floor

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like mission impossible Tom Cruise shared

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, same with Juni I've seen Juni do it with stone and I was like oh my god. It was the very

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Locks second Juni's like

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Man gang yeah just like

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And like literally stopped him from smashing his head head first into you know

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's the thing you usually nothing happens

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well if it if you don't react he's normally just like forever

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: And then he's going right back. Yeah, but it's hard to not react. I know

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he tried this when you see him fall turn the other way

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe didn't know you're like deep we tired when you laugh this way. Oh, I'm like

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it's like you're not that funny right now

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I know I'm the exhausted

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like the most exhausted I've ever been

[00:13:38] Go

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on listeners listen

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Listen do you know when you get to the point of the relation where your partner

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Just fucking recipe to you in the worst voice ever like everything you do

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the thing you were actually about

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you it's just annoyed as fuck and but yet all of those things you used to love

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Gosh, I think I'm at that point

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Some people aren't going to realize we're joking

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I know

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, I'd do very strange to like bring that up

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Like that not

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_03]: No, like some people are going to be like

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Being passive aggressive they must be on the verge of divorce

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Really oh, let's talk about that

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you know that the other day I posted this link that was like linked to a TikTok video and on the text on the screen on my story I said

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Some of you might have noticed this is the voice I intended to be in some of you might have noticed

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_03]: That Tay was absent from his normal monthly podcast with me right and I don't know how to come out and say this

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I never thought I'd have to talk about it again

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And it like linked a video and when you went to the video

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like let's talk about the time my husband made out with Amy Smart and it was like about the film that we did

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: But the amount of DMs that I got from

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_02]: There was on the first page. Yes, yes

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Before the next slide was like you guys are goble and that was quick bit

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_03]: The amount of DMs I got like there was like five percent of people that were like I didn't even you didn't get me because I knew better

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it's Jay and I was like you guys think of him so highly

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You can never do anything for all of you all. Don't fuck up man. I know

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And then there was probably like

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like trying to do math and like what did I say five percent so

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_03]: 80 percent of people were like what the fuck you gave me a heart attack don't do that. That was so fucked up

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm a friends with

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Whoever would know as the lead singer of savage garden who was like

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_03]: The you know most epic band back in the day and

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_03]: so many of my mom's friends and clients are people she worked with like I would never be star stark around

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And the day I walked into her house and he was walking out the front door

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I like lost my shit on the inside of my mom was like what's wrong? And I'm like that's the lead singer of savage garden

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And she was like

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Out of all the things I've tried to impress you with this is when it's happening

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyways, he sent me a voice note and he was like Gabrielle. I am pulled over on the side of the fucking road right

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Now because I gasped at my phone and had to see because I thought you guys had broken up like it was like

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_03]: People stopped believing in love

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's what happens if we ever break up no pressure. Yeah, yeah, I remember seeing that that post

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Not knowing what you were talking about and then going like what's going what did you

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And then what is she up to yeah, what kind of shenanigans and then there was like 15 percent of people

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_03]: That were like our actual friends that then texted me and they were like you just scared to shit out of me

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Or an asshole and I was like if I ever announced something on social media that you are not privy to first

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_03]: We have bigger fucking problems

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, what we about to say well I was looking up savage garden. I was trying to find out when they were

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Super

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll be a dream I'll be a

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Sharpie

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_03]: fantasy

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I think the 90s like late 80s 90s

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. I mean it was when I was growing up late 90s

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Or maybe 2000s

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: At least that's when like I was discovering that right

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking epic song man yeah

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Who was your first concert really age you?

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_02]: My first concert was Madonna

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow like a virgin tour wait is that the one that Chris Finch was on am I about to blow your mind

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Did a little boy come out and do a whole ask dance number with her no fucking way I could tell you

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_03]: No way I could tell you oh my god. I have to find that out

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's probably the one that okay for for the listener

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_03]: People don't listen to smart list. They're gonna be like where are we going with this episode

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Chris Finch is the brother of Nick Finch who is married to

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Alex Lynn Ward who has been on the podcast multiple times and who is a

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_03]: dear friend of mine but he was on tour with Madonna

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm and is like yeah and still has like fans from that tour really yeah I bet it was that tour

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And I bet you saw him what a weird fucking one right

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I saw her with my uncle who's sitting way up and my uncle and her that his daughter

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Tiffany

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm and

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_02]: She was such a weird situation

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Then I wanted to go see

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Durand Durand but my dad and my mom wouldn't let me how old were you?

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_02]: That was in sixth grade. Okay, the Madonna concert. I was like in third grade or something interesting pretty young

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Like two young for a sexual awakening

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean like looking at Madonna going like oh my god? Yeah, yeah

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I was too young for that. Um my first concert was in sync

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And get this Britney Spears was the opening act and we were like who's that? Oh wow. Yeah. Well

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_03]: How old were you? I don't remember

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_03]: But then after that we went to a lot of the Wingo Tango concerts and like always picked like a couple of friends to come with me

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh like yeah like like like like like what I

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was like kiss FM's like big kind of

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Two to earn not to or like concert we would have a bunch of bands and yeah and go Tango

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Wingo to Tango

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, after that we started to go ice

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Once I kind of got into high school and started like figuring it out

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I went to go see the grateful dad a lot

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of grateful dad shows dead head I wasn't because I would also on the next weekend go see Metallica

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_02]: So I wasn't just like a total hippie. I just I just I liked all I mean you know my eclectic

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Like is that what we call it? Eclectic eclectic loves love for music

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't think it's eclectic. I do think it's eclectic

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you're a rare breed

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I think if anyone scrolled your music selection oh wow that was a long time

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: lived inside your earphones for like a week they would think you are either gay or

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Going insane or maybe a murder I like all together all of them

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the amount of I remember like a couple weeks ago

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I texted you and you were like I'm at the gym. I'm feeling emotional. I have Celine Dion on

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_03]: really

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_02]: No, was it Celine Dion?

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know it was some fucking ridiculous song that you should be lifting weights to on read

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_00]: That's right

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know music does something to me. I do I I listen to music when I write I listen to music

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't distract me. It like keeps me motivated

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very nostalgic

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_02]: To me

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Who was the first person on screen that you felt like if you were like oh that was the first time I was like ooh

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I like somebody yeah, oh my god. I can't even remember her name

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's a movie called Dream a little dream. Sorry. I'm getting excited and her name was

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's so terrible. Okay, well you Google all answer mine was Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah before that it was my mom did a show on

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember what network it was on back in the day with Elliott Gould called together we stand

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, remember this and the boy who played her son. I was like

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Just over the moon. I think he was a ginger if I remember correctly

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this girl her name is Meredith Salinger. Let me see a photo

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_02]: She was in a movie called Dream a little dream she was in a bunch of things

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was this movie that where I just had an elf. Oh, of course

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, that's where I was like started being like oh I could I have feelings

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, we're gonna get into your listener question. Yeah my favorite part here we go

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_03]: If you had to plan the perfect date what would it be?

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh man

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Well right off the bat it's a very quick answer is at some some type of surprise

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Because that's the big thing that you I can't do for you. Yeah

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Very difficult. It's very difficult to plan shit for me because I'm always like okay

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_03]: What's going on? Have you made a reservation where are we going what are we doing right and then I usually end up planning it

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Probably some type of trip we can get away where you don't know okay, but just the date

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Like if you were it doesn't have to be for like with me

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Be like take my type of self out of it if you were just planning your ideal date. What would it be?

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Is he right now I I'm kind of like I want to do godly now

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Wanna go to godly time okay all of your dates involved like sleepovers and like travelers

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_01]: He said sleep over

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not like this figure sleep over

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_01]: But are we gonna pee today?

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not like sleeping over one night. You're so annoying

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, mine would be sleep

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you want actually what do you want to do for date night? It's a date me

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god there's so many plays on words there

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait that sleep

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Wonderful honestly

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_02]: What now I want to go back to a Tuesday afternoon post-bades in Benjamin now like

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Children and just that's it

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Then I wanted to take my child back the next day once we've finished a show

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I also want him to cuddle and be with us

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he also doesn't still love

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_03]: He cuddles with me sometimes

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait what was I gonna say and then you went off to the take me back to a Tuesday. Oh, I think I

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Want to notness it doesn't have to be with you. It could be with a girlfriend, but there's this

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_03]: hair spa in Pasadena

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Where the videos on TikTok like every time I see it I'm like I need to go there like you lay and there's like water that trickles on your head

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And they just massage your head and put different masks on and shit

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Head rubs are like my you know my thing so I think I need to go there

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I would like to go on a date date there

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, there and like a

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Lunch would be my date

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I can do guys if you're listening to this podcast a month from now and he hasn't completed this date

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a problem and you should leave him well

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh me

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You did say one of your girlfriends were gonna go with you

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I said could

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, do you have to have long flowy hair to have this no?

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: No, all right, let's do it. Yeah, it's probably good for your scalp anyway, is they like massage it and okay, anyways next question

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_03]: What have you done in a relationship that you've regretted the most

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Something you've done in a relationship by the fact that I've never cheated so can't say that

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I can't even think of anything particular right now

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_02]: But I would say the son type of lying

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Related to some of my past hmm no

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like it's probably

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Something with my ex

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: mine

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean I

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not like that good. I can't but I can't think of you

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You sometimes say stupid things

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_03]: That are very unimportant and I still see through them and I call you on them and you're like yeah

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I just can't think of anything like drastically

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Where it was like glaring on the obvious that I was in the wrong yeah

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Mine would probably be

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: being

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: un

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_03]: thoughtfully

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Permissed you as after like right after breakup

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_03]: What was the question though? What if well, I guess it's one of your what have you done in a relationship that you regret

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I mean probably some form of lying to you back in the day

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: When I was young all of my adult relationships like I don't have any like big

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: regrets that I haven't written about in a book

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Right, I was about to say what I'm okay. What is your favorite thing about being a parent?

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god every fucking day like seeing new things

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean I was just talking about this last night

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_02]: to Nick

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Who we've already mentioned in this podcast

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Nicky for every day is something new and

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_02]: It's totally different than what it was with journey like you know

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Even though I for some reason I see a lot of similarities between my two kids it there's so many differences and it's just

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know it's every wonder what that could be

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it's because they have the same dad and different

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's my mornings with him like every morning that I have that I get to have with them

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Is is

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Ticatita yeah

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna monkey this smile. Yeah, I don't know being a parent is

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's it's everything to me. Yeah, I mean I feel there's so many ways to answer that question

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_03]: But I think of the top of my head is

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_03]: When he does something for the first time

[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like that excitement that you feel like when the other night we were all outside and

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Juni's mom was here picking her up and they had a friend with them and they were all leaving and stone looked at them and

[00:29:29] [SPEAKER_03]: They've been went by and I was like oh my god, you're fucking genius

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And it was like the feeling that you get inside when they do something for the first time

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Although it's really rude you guys his fucking first word was mama

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: He had said it multiple times. I haven't on camera

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like we would be like who's this who's this in point to me? And even mama

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like the cutest thing you've ever fucking heard you always like whispered it really softly

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like very angelic and now

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: You won't be

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I go I go kiss a mama he goes dad that

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Baba you left today and I was like totally trying to work with them

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I swear to god. I don't believe you

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you hold him in the corner and you say dad

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I picked up a he picked up a copy of e-present all the other day

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And I pointed to me and was like who's this and he goes dad that

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking rude guys

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Looking at the cover right now

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I know I'm like who's this? He's like I don't know some chick with makeup on because you don't ever look like that at all

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Juniors at Katie's house Katie's mom's house and she was looking at the bookshelf and she's like

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Looks like the same font is e-pray f and m. Oh

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Looks like he pray f and mongy goes up and she gets up off the couch and she has both books

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, yeah, that's terrifying

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, both books sit in on our bookshelf

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You didn't know that I didn't know that he's never but why aren't you like more scared what about

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you it's not like I don't know like the second book kind of narnar not

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you know that you mean yeah, man kind of narnar explain some things, but okay

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyways, let's just lower it pass that

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Moving on people moving on

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay final question yes, if you had two pick

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_03]: One person other than your significant other to be stranded with on a desert island

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Who would it be?

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_03]: You also can't pick one of the kids because then fucked up to the other kid so it's just like family excluded who would you pick?

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, that's hard family excluded who would you pick?

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You take way too long to answer these questions. I need you to like fucking fire your mom's band

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Probably um one of the boards. Yeah, one of my best friends or maybe Marshall

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Marshall would keep it fun. Yeah Marshall

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll have you fun. Yeah, you also then might kill him from just like the

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Sarkas I'm not

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Being on strand time might kill anybody by sheer boredom. Yeah at least Marshall's in shape and could probably swim with you if it came down to it

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if we had to like try to escape. Yeah. Yeah. Who would I pick?

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know too many of my friends listen to this podcast so someone's gonna get pissed off at the end of it

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_03]: So I think I'm going to

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe plead the fit no way that's bullshit

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Who number to say could we say it on three

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I think I know who you're gonna say and I think it's gonna be different than who I'm gonna say because it would be a close second

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I think that too. Okay, ready are you ready? We're gonna say one two three and then say the name ready

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: one two three Brittany oh

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought you were gonna say Alex and she was I would go back and forth between the two

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, we love you guys

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry for the

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sorry this ended up being wildly fun and if people weren't laughing along and I want them I'm not

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck us anyways just kidding. I love you all equally

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_03]: We will see you guys next week

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, that's a mellars if you don't want to miss an episode make sure to follow on your favorite podcast app

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