Rewind: F%cking Sex

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[00:01:05] What is up, all of my beautiful freaking people? Welcome back to another episode of FML Talk.

[00:01:13] Ugh, today, everybody, I felt like we needed to get out of the serious and just fucking laugh our asses off together.

[00:01:21] So sit back, grab a cocktail, and welcome to FML Talk.

[00:01:26] Oh my God.

[00:01:26] Wait, how old was the other girl?

[00:01:28] 19, can you believe us?

[00:01:29] Hey, this is Gabrielle Stone.

[00:01:31] Good book.

[00:01:31] I did not understand that.

[00:01:33] Ooh!

[00:01:33] He did what?

[00:01:34] 48 hours?

[00:01:35] What a dick.

[00:01:36] Yeah, but have you seen all the photos on our Instagram?

[00:01:38] Oh my God.

[00:01:39] And this is FML Talk.

[00:01:41] Oh no, she didn't.

[00:01:43] Okay, there are a few episodes on this show that I consistently get DMs about, whether it's

[00:01:50] people are just discovering me or the book and are starting the show from the beginning

[00:01:54] or are just bopping around to different random episodes.

[00:01:57] And there are some that are really emotional, really powerful, gives you really good shit.

[00:02:03] And then there's some where you just fucking laugh and cry and they're your favorites for

[00:02:09] other reasons.

[00:02:10] And today, because I really just wanted to give myself some extra pain, I was like, what's

[00:02:15] the most fucking embarrassing episode I have done on the show?

[00:02:19] Obviously, it was the sex episode with Brittany Bennett.

[00:02:22] I remember recording that episode and sitting across from her after and being like, I shouldn't

[00:02:30] air this.

[00:02:30] I shouldn't air this because it was literally every embarrassing sexual moment I've had in

[00:02:36] my life.

[00:02:37] I've gotten more than a handful, dozens of DMs about people who sympathize with me on the

[00:02:45] first time blowjob experience.

[00:02:48] So I'm here to tell you, you are not alone.

[00:02:51] I see you.

[00:02:53] It was a ridiculous, fun girl talk episode with me and my best friend.

[00:02:58] And I was like, I feel like everybody needs a little bit of laughter in their life with all

[00:03:06] the shit that's going on right now.

[00:03:08] So I am here to give that to you.

[00:03:10] Please put your kids in the other room today as you listen to the rerun episode of Fucking

[00:03:18] Sex.

[00:03:19] Enjoy.

[00:03:24] Oh, here we go.

[00:03:26] Brittany Bennett.

[00:03:27] Hello.

[00:03:28] You haven't been here since season one.

[00:03:30] I know.

[00:03:31] You were like one of the first guests that we did.

[00:03:34] I was the best guest.

[00:03:35] A lot of people really did love you.

[00:03:37] I know.

[00:03:37] So that's why we brought you back when I was like, we're going to do an episode about

[00:03:40] sex.

[00:03:40] Who should I pick to come on and talk dirty with me?

[00:03:44] Brittany, obviously.

[00:03:45] Of course.

[00:03:46] You're welcome.

[00:03:47] Oh my gosh.

[00:03:48] Did you hear that?

[00:03:48] My neck just cracked.

[00:03:49] Oh, I wonder if the mic picked it up.

[00:03:52] I know.

[00:03:52] Probably.

[00:03:53] It's like, okay.

[00:03:55] So, oh my God, where do we even start?

[00:03:57] I want to like be clear that people were like, oh, you guys should do a girl talk sex.

[00:04:01] And I've never been like really raunchy on this show, but like, here we go.

[00:04:07] I know.

[00:04:07] I mean, you don't talk about that without getting a little raunch.

[00:04:11] So.

[00:04:11] I mean, there's no way.

[00:04:12] Let's dig into it.

[00:04:13] Especially not the way I have sex.

[00:04:14] When?

[00:04:15] What?

[00:04:16] Especially not the way I have sex.

[00:04:18] Oh, here we go.

[00:04:19] Sorry, mom.

[00:04:20] Don't listen to us bad.

[00:04:21] Generally, like precursor for any mother listening to this show.

[00:04:25] Well, no, that's not.

[00:04:27] Let me back that up.

[00:04:28] If either of our mothers are listening to the show, please turn it the fuck off because

[00:04:32] this is not for your ears.

[00:04:33] I was literally listening to an episode that Christopher McNeely did with my mom in the

[00:04:39] car on her way back from our mother daughter trip.

[00:04:41] And I was like talking about how I had hooked up with a girl in college and she looked at

[00:04:47] me like I had just like ruined her life.

[00:04:50] And I was like, mom, I'm 33.

[00:04:53] You can't like reprimand me for shit anymore.

[00:04:55] So like definitely don't listen to this episode.

[00:04:57] Thank you.

[00:04:58] Okay.

[00:04:58] And mom, I mean, you, you actually, you probably know more than you should.

[00:05:03] So that's fine.

[00:05:04] My mom's from Kansas.

[00:05:05] It's a little different.

[00:05:06] She's like very sheltered in that, that sense.

[00:05:08] Um, okay.

[00:05:09] So when did you lose your virginity?

[00:05:12] What age were you?

[00:05:14] I think it was 17.

[00:05:17] Oh, really?

[00:05:17] Yeah.

[00:05:18] I was a late bloomer.

[00:05:19] Well, that's, and then I went.

[00:05:20] That's not a late bloomer.

[00:05:22] That's like an appropriate time.

[00:05:26] Unfortunately, as much as we don't want to admit it, um, people start having sex younger

[00:05:31] and younger nowadays.

[00:05:32] I was 15.

[00:05:34] But it was with your boyfriend, right?

[00:05:36] Yeah.

[00:05:38] I was at a greenhouse party.

[00:05:39] I don't even, I'm not quite sure who it was.

[00:05:42] Oh, you were drunk.

[00:05:43] I was wasted.

[00:05:44] But you know what?

[00:05:45] Wasted at 17.

[00:05:46] Wasted at 17.

[00:05:47] And you were like, this is the man I'm going to fuck for the first time.

[00:05:51] This is who's going to deflower me.

[00:05:54] This is a gardener.

[00:05:56] Um, no, I was, but I was like cat.

[00:05:59] Is her name cat from euphoria?

[00:06:01] Like the bigger girl?

[00:06:02] Oh yeah.

[00:06:02] Yeah.

[00:06:03] Because I was bigger.

[00:06:04] And so it was kind of like, I want to like get this over with type of thing.

[00:06:10] And then I became a whore.

[00:06:12] I did.

[00:06:13] And then I became a whore and all of my problems started.

[00:06:16] Um, wait.

[00:06:17] So you really don't remember who it was or like what he looked like at all?

[00:06:22] I can pull up the list.

[00:06:23] I'm pretty sure I do remember who it was.

[00:06:25] Wait, stop.

[00:06:26] You still keep a list.

[00:06:27] Oh my gosh.

[00:06:28] Oh, I gave that shit up like years ago.

[00:06:30] I will.

[00:06:31] There is like a couple of like that one guy.

[00:06:33] Oh no.

[00:06:34] But right.

[00:06:35] Like names or like if you not even know his name.

[00:06:38] Yes.

[00:06:39] Right.

[00:06:41] Um, okay.

[00:06:42] So, so you were 17 at a house party.

[00:06:45] Did you guys just like go into a random room?

[00:06:47] Was it in the bathroom?

[00:06:48] I think it's where we ended up staying.

[00:06:52] I think the house party is where we stayed.

[00:06:55] So it was like in the living room.

[00:06:56] Um, okay.

[00:06:57] But it was like after like the house party had kind of died down.

[00:07:00] It wasn't.

[00:07:00] It wasn't like people weren't like stepping over you having sex, like drinking fucking out of red solo cups.

[00:07:05] I was like, guys, I'm trying to not be a virgin anymore.

[00:07:07] Get the fuck out of my way.

[00:07:09] Um, okay.

[00:07:10] So my virginity was much different than that.

[00:07:14] Um, I was with my boyfriend at the time who we won't name on this show, but I think, no, this was pre you before you came into my life.

[00:07:23] Yes.

[00:07:23] You were 15, Gabby.

[00:07:24] Right, right.

[00:07:26] Um, well, that was only three years before I met you.

[00:07:29] It wasn't that.

[00:07:30] I was, that was three years before my age.

[00:07:34] No, no, no.

[00:07:34] I met you when I was 18.

[00:07:36] So 15 was only three years before I would have met you.

[00:07:39] I know we've known each other for a very long time.

[00:07:41] It's kind of ridiculous.

[00:07:42] Um, and over half your life, right?

[00:07:45] Yeah.

[00:07:46] I was 12.

[00:07:46] Look at that.

[00:07:47] Look at that.

[00:07:48] Um, okay.

[00:07:49] So I was with my boyfriend.

[00:07:51] We had been together for a while and I remember it was like very lame how we started discussing it.

[00:07:57] Like we started texting and I was like, yeah, I I'm thinking about getting on birth control.

[00:08:02] And he was like, okay, that's probably a good idea.

[00:08:04] And I was like, well, I'm so stupid.

[00:08:06] He would say, I was like, well, I'm thinking about it because I plan on doing it more than once.

[00:08:09] Like, yeah, thank you for that analogy.

[00:08:13] But like 15 year old me was like, you were like, oh yeah, Samantha Jones.

[00:08:17] Let's go.

[00:08:19] This is how we're going to like continuously have sex.

[00:08:21] Um, and so we went to his, his mom's house.

[00:08:26] Obviously he was 17 turning 18.

[00:08:31] Cause he was a senior in high school.

[00:08:32] I was a freshman.

[00:08:34] My mom still till this day, if you sit her down and bring up his name, she's like, I almost called the police.

[00:08:39] You were too young.

[00:08:41] He was 18 and I'm like, mom, you are psycho.

[00:08:43] Like he was 17 when we actually had sex.

[00:08:46] And then he turned 18, like during our relationship, she still has a problem with it.

[00:08:50] He was a great guy.

[00:08:51] He was very, very nice.

[00:08:52] And like still attest to that.

[00:08:54] Um, and so we went to his house and we ended up having sex on, on his bed.

[00:09:02] His mom was there in the other room.

[00:09:04] Well, dude, we were like kids.

[00:09:06] Of course his fucking mom's there.

[00:09:07] Yeah.

[00:09:08] Did she not have a job?

[00:09:09] No, it was like at night.

[00:09:10] Wait, it was like, we weren't like go after school and like try to be secretive about it.

[00:09:15] No, we were like hanging out and we were like, I don't remember, but probably not.

[00:09:19] I know you're like, wait, you weren't loud.

[00:09:22] That's the thought.

[00:09:23] I would get caught so quickly.

[00:09:25] No, I think we were so young that we were like trying to be quiet.

[00:09:28] And it was like, it's never really enjoyable.

[00:09:30] Your first time you feel like you're getting stabbed with a fucking knife and you're just like, this is odd.

[00:09:34] Like what's happening?

[00:09:35] Um, so it was like not the most pleasurable experience.

[00:09:38] But then like, we like kind of like practiced with each other and he was a virgin too.

[00:09:42] So we lost our virginity to each other.

[00:09:44] So that was kind of cute.

[00:09:44] Um, and he was Salvadorian.

[00:09:48] That's where my Latin lovers anonymous issues started.

[00:09:52] Was his name?

[00:09:53] Yeah.

[00:09:53] Yeah.

[00:09:54] Yeah.

[00:09:55] Oh my God.

[00:09:56] Okay.

[00:09:56] And funny story about him is that years later after like we both had like gone our separate ways and like he, you know, we had each like dated a bunch of people.

[00:10:06] We randomly were like flirting on, I think it was like fucking my, I am or my space at the time.

[00:10:12] Who knows?

[00:10:13] Hey, I am.

[00:10:14] Maybe it was Facebook by that time.

[00:10:15] Cause I was like 18, 19.

[00:10:18] And anyways, long story.

[00:10:19] We ended up meeting up.

[00:10:21] I went to his dorm at college and we like hooked up and had sex.

[00:10:26] Was it great?

[00:10:27] It was weirdly interesting because I, you know, you go from having sex the first time with someone and then you get all this experience.

[00:10:35] Dude, if you're listening, do not take weirdly interesting as an answer.

[00:10:40] It's not a compliment.

[00:10:41] If a guy ever said having sex with Brittany was weirdly interesting.

[00:10:45] Let me.

[00:10:46] Okay.

[00:10:46] It was, it was fine.

[00:10:48] I, not until my older years did I start enjoying having sex because I always thought it was like supposed to be performative.

[00:10:57] Like I would get in bed and be like, hi, I'm a porn star.

[00:11:00] Doesn't this look great when I do this and do all this crazy shit?

[00:11:03] Like you're not even enjoying it.

[00:11:04] Cause you're like, do I look skinny?

[00:11:05] Never.

[00:11:06] Am I like, does he like this?

[00:11:07] Am I moaning weird?

[00:11:09] Do I, should I turn my butt from this angle?

[00:11:12] Um, no, it was never enjoyable for me.

[00:11:14] So that's why when I'm like, it was fine.

[00:11:16] Like, yeah, it was, it was great.

[00:11:17] Like, it's not like I was having orgasms or anything, but like, again, that didn't happen until like way later in life.

[00:11:23] Yeah.

[00:11:55] It is spooky season, which means fall weather and snuggly comfy clothes.

[00:11:56] Breakfasts, snacks, smoothies, and over 60 add-ons to keep your tummy happy.

[00:12:01] My time is so limited and so valuable after having a baby.

[00:12:05] And factor has allowed me to minimize the work and maximize my experience.

[00:12:40] Plus, their food is absolutely delicious.

[00:12:42] Remember the first time you sucked dick.

[00:12:46] Hmm.

[00:12:47] Hmm.

[00:12:49] You know, I can't say that I do.

[00:12:51] Okay.

[00:12:51] Well, I'm going to let you think about it while I tell you my ridiculous story.

[00:12:55] Okay.

[00:12:55] That I was like, should I save this for the minis so more people don't hear it?

[00:13:00] And then I was like, you know, my life is a public joke right now with anybody.

[00:13:04] So let's just air it all out there because everybody knows.

[00:13:07] People heard the vows.

[00:13:09] People heard your wedding vows.

[00:13:11] It can't get worse than that.

[00:13:12] Accurate.

[00:13:13] Okay.

[00:13:14] So before I lost my virginity, there was, oh my God, I really looking back at my track record,

[00:13:23] like how did I ever end up marrying a white guy?

[00:13:26] Okay.

[00:13:27] So the guy I lost my virginity was Salvadorian.

[00:13:30] The guy I'm about to start talking about was Mexican.

[00:13:32] Like, I just, I don't know when I got lost in white boy coma and decided to marry one,

[00:13:38] but it's because he stalked you.

[00:13:39] This is true.

[00:13:40] Probably where that is.

[00:13:41] What was it?

[00:13:41] Sign language?

[00:13:42] I can't.

[00:13:44] Okay.

[00:13:45] So I was in, it was the summer of after eighth grade.

[00:13:52] So I had just finished eighth grade.

[00:13:54] He was in ninth grade.

[00:13:55] Yeah.

[00:13:56] Once the sex stuff started, it just started.

[00:13:58] It just didn't stop.

[00:13:59] It was like, now we're on the train.

[00:14:00] The train has left the station.

[00:14:02] Wrap it up, Gabrielle.

[00:14:04] Good luck.

[00:14:05] Okay.

[00:14:06] So how do I name, I can't name him, right?

[00:14:10] Well, like whatever.

[00:14:12] His name was Roman.

[00:14:13] Sorry.

[00:14:13] If you're out there, I think very fondly of you.

[00:14:16] My family really adored you.

[00:14:17] He, we were together for like a year.

[00:14:19] He was like my first real boyfriend.

[00:14:21] And he was a really great guy.

[00:14:23] Yeah.

[00:14:24] Roman.

[00:14:25] I'm not going to blast his last name.

[00:14:26] Imagine.

[00:14:28] Social security number.

[00:14:29] No, no, no.

[00:14:30] So we went to the Santa Monica Pier and we, yeah, this story, it gets worse and worse and

[00:14:39] I'm already regretting starting it, but here we are.

[00:14:41] Okay.

[00:14:42] So we go to the Santa Monica Pier.

[00:14:43] We like walk around.

[00:14:44] It's all like cute.

[00:14:45] And we had this plan.

[00:14:46] We like took a blanket and we were like, we're going to go like lay on the beach.

[00:14:50] You guys planned for you to give him a hat?

[00:14:52] No, no, no.

[00:14:52] I don't know if we planned that, but we were like, we're going to go to the beach and hook

[00:14:55] up.

[00:14:55] Okay.

[00:14:56] Okay.

[00:14:56] And so I was like, oh God, it sounds so bad now that I'm saying it.

[00:15:00] I was like 14, 15, 14.

[00:15:03] Yeah.

[00:15:04] Dude.

[00:15:04] That sounds so cringy now, but like going into high school, I don't know.

[00:15:09] I mean, I know people that did that a lot younger.

[00:15:12] Everyone's judging me right now.

[00:15:13] All the walls are closing in.

[00:15:15] I'm a fucking whore.

[00:15:17] Okay.

[00:15:17] Moving on.

[00:15:18] So we go on the beach.

[00:15:20] We're laying on this blanket.

[00:15:21] It's pitch black because like the only light on the fucking beach at night is from the

[00:15:26] pier.

[00:15:27] And we're well away from that.

[00:15:28] And I'm like, this is the moment.

[00:15:30] Like I'm going to suck his dick.

[00:15:33] When you're growing up and you're not experienced sexually, and it's the first time you're going

[00:15:39] to do something like, I don't, I don't think I like research, like how to, or like things

[00:15:45] to be weary of, like the internet wasn't as prevalent at that time.

[00:15:49] So I didn't really know what the fuck I was doing.

[00:15:52] I just knew that there was like this big thing attached to him.

[00:15:54] They take it out and you're supposed to put it in your mouth.

[00:15:57] You need to finish this story.

[00:15:59] And then some shit's supposed to happen.

[00:16:00] Okay.

[00:16:01] No, it gets worse.

[00:16:02] It gets worse.

[00:16:04] So God bless him, dude.

[00:16:06] He was such a good human for taking one for the team this way.

[00:16:09] Okay.

[00:16:10] So I know your face.

[00:16:11] I know.

[00:16:12] So we're, we're, he, he takes it out.

[00:16:15] I put it in my mouth, start like doing my thing.

[00:16:18] And I can't even say it.

[00:16:23] Like, like five, no, I didn't bite it.

[00:16:26] That would have been so much better.

[00:16:27] No, it was five minutes into it.

[00:16:31] And I didn't realize like, I guess how bad I would, or good.

[00:16:37] I was deep throating and I puked on his dick.

[00:16:42] Yeah.

[00:16:43] Yeah.

[00:16:44] If you're not watching on YouTube to just see Brittany's face.

[00:16:48] You threw up.

[00:16:50] I did.

[00:16:50] And okay.

[00:16:51] So it was pitch black.

[00:16:52] So like, he didn't really understand what had happened and I knew what had happened.

[00:16:58] And I was like, oh my God, how do I rectify the situation?

[00:17:02] And there was no way to get out of it.

[00:17:04] And like backpedal from that.

[00:17:06] Let's go swimming.

[00:17:08] In the fucking freezing cold ocean.

[00:17:10] And so he was like, did that just happen?

[00:17:13] And I was like, yeah, I'm so sorry.

[00:17:17] And so what ended up happening was like, he like, kind of like mopped it up with his boxers.

[00:17:23] And we just like buried them in the sand.

[00:17:26] But he was seriously so sweet.

[00:17:29] I feel like, and in the comments, if any guys are listening to this, would that be taken as a compliment?

[00:17:36] Of like, I was trying so hard to do this.

[00:17:39] Your dick is so fucking big.

[00:17:41] It just made me literally gag.

[00:17:44] Quite literally.

[00:17:45] And he was so sweet.

[00:17:47] He was like, don't worry about it.

[00:17:48] I know this is your first time.

[00:17:49] I don't know if it was his first time doing that or whatever.

[00:17:52] It was definitely his first time having that happen.

[00:17:54] I can tell you that much.

[00:17:55] But I was like, so embarrassed because I liked him so much.

[00:18:00] And he was such a sweetheart about it.

[00:18:02] And like, when you're in ninth grade, like he was a freshman.

[00:18:06] That's hard to like, be cool about that.

[00:18:08] Yeah.

[00:18:09] And be nice and like, not make someone feel absolutely ridiculous.

[00:18:13] Good job to your parents.

[00:18:15] Yeah.

[00:18:15] Good job, Roman.

[00:18:16] Yeah.

[00:18:16] Good job, Roman's mom and dad.

[00:18:18] Yeah.

[00:18:18] A press on Roman for FML talk.

[00:18:22] Oh my God.

[00:18:22] I hope you never listened to this.

[00:18:24] Oh my God.

[00:18:25] And it's going to be like, it like totally scarred me for like, oh my God, how am I ever going

[00:18:30] to do this again?

[00:18:33] Until the next week.

[00:18:35] No, but so I, I don't know if this was like why that happened, but I became very skilled

[00:18:43] and sucking dick from there then on out.

[00:18:46] Like I've taught girlfriends how to do certain things.

[00:18:49] I've, I've consistently not to toot my own horn, been very complimented.

[00:18:55] High leveled at that.

[00:18:58] I will have to say that that type of job is the only job that I'm willing to do at any

[00:19:02] time of the day.

[00:19:03] Really?

[00:19:04] I really like doing it.

[00:19:05] Yeah.

[00:19:05] Oh, interesting.

[00:19:07] You're a rare one.

[00:19:08] Tell me more.

[00:19:09] Yeah.

[00:19:10] Most people aren't like, yeah, I want to shove this weird shriveled thing in my fucking mouth.

[00:19:14] So tell me about that.

[00:19:16] What makes you want to do that?

[00:19:19] Um, I don't know.

[00:19:20] I guess I really like to give pleasure and I like to make guys look like little bitches.

[00:19:24] I'm dead.

[00:19:25] Is that the worst thing to say?

[00:19:27] But I do like, I get great pleasure in like giving a handjob and like watching them like

[00:19:31] squirm.

[00:19:32] Right, right, right.

[00:19:32] No, that makes sense to me.

[00:19:34] Yeah.

[00:19:34] And then also making them feel good.

[00:19:36] But like, I go like slow and I love it.

[00:19:40] See him.

[00:19:41] She's like ready to like fucking deep throat the microphone in front of her face.

[00:19:45] Ladies and gentlemen.

[00:19:46] I'm like, I like to catch it.

[00:19:48] Um, okay.

[00:19:49] So I, I can understand that.

[00:19:51] I'm into that, like giving pleasure and making someone feel good, but I'm not like walking

[00:19:57] around and I'm like, Oh, it's new.

[00:20:00] You get a blowjob.

[00:20:00] You get a blowjob.

[00:20:01] Let's suck some dick.

[00:20:03] But you're, that's something that you're like always wanting to do with someone that you

[00:20:09] are, you know, in a relationship with or like.

[00:20:12] No, like when I'm at Whole Foods, I look at a guy and I'm like, I want to give you

[00:20:14] a hug.

[00:20:15] No.

[00:20:17] Yeah, no, I'd such definitely something.

[00:20:20] I'm definitely like a foreplay type chick.

[00:20:21] Okay.

[00:20:22] And you don't remember the first time doing this.

[00:20:25] I mean, it had to be.

[00:20:27] You didn't puke on a dick.

[00:20:28] I've never puke on a dick.

[00:20:30] I can't say.

[00:20:31] Okay.

[00:20:31] If you guys are with me and have ever had that experience at like an earlier time, please

[00:20:37] message me because I want to hear these stories.

[00:20:39] I love that you're like so shameful.

[00:20:41] You're looking at the floor.

[00:20:42] Because it's like I've never, I don't think I've ever told anyone that.

[00:20:47] And here I am just like telling the world on a podcast.

[00:20:50] Never heard that story.

[00:20:50] You know what?

[00:20:51] I bet it happens to more people than we think.

[00:20:56] I, how do you think people even like realize they had a fucking gag reflex?

[00:21:02] Probably not from giving head.

[00:21:05] No, it's literally called a gag reflex.

[00:21:07] Like guys would be like, oh, does she gag?

[00:21:10] Yeah.

[00:21:10] Like did she gag on your dick?

[00:21:11] But that's just like.

[00:21:12] Oh my God.

[00:21:12] I hate my man voice.

[00:21:13] Like why would I sound like that?

[00:21:16] Hitting the tree with my ponytail.

[00:21:19] I think, I mean, a gag reflex, I think, isn't that like a medical thing?

[00:21:24] Well, no.

[00:21:25] But I mean, it's like no.

[00:21:26] It's not like the only reason that people know people have gag reflexes.

[00:21:30] No, I know.

[00:21:31] But it is associated with giving head.

[00:21:33] Yeah, I guess.

[00:21:34] 100%.

[00:21:34] Like how bad is your gag reflex type thing?

[00:21:37] Yeah.

[00:21:38] Like can she do it or does she gag?

[00:21:40] Like when you go to the doctor.

[00:21:41] Yeah.

[00:21:41] Is that why you got your tongue pierced in the first place?

[00:21:44] Was because you like to give head?

[00:21:44] No, I actually got my tongue pierced when I was 13 years old for my 13th birthday because

[00:21:48] I couldn't get anything else that I wanted pierced.

[00:21:50] And your mom was like, let's do your tongue.

[00:21:52] My mom, I was like, what about my eyebrow?

[00:21:55] What about my nose?

[00:21:56] What about my lip?

[00:21:57] What about something?

[00:21:58] And she was like, no.

[00:22:00] I was like, she said nothing on my face.

[00:22:04] Nothing on my face.

[00:22:06] And so I didn't get anything on my face.

[00:22:07] And I was like, what about my tongue?

[00:22:08] And my dad was like, abso motherfucking literally not.

[00:22:12] But my mom was like, if you do your research and like know like what it's like, what it's

[00:22:17] like to have that, like if you've gotten like an infection or something.

[00:22:21] Right, right.

[00:22:22] And that's how I learned that a tongue ring was for that reason.

[00:22:25] But I obviously didn't know before because I was 12.

[00:22:29] Interesting.

[00:22:30] And then I got my tongue pierced.

[00:22:32] I've had a guy go down on me that had a tongue piercing and like it not any different.

[00:22:38] I don't really feel like it doesn't.

[00:22:41] It doesn't really feel.

[00:22:42] I mean, no.

[00:22:44] I mean, like there's a giant fucking thing there.

[00:22:47] It should make a difference.

[00:22:48] But yeah, with this particular instance, it didn't work.

[00:22:53] I don't really ruffle my feathers at all.

[00:22:55] Yeah.

[00:22:55] So did you because we've talked about this on the show in the past that I've always felt

[00:23:01] like this pressure of performing and being kind of like a porn star in bed as opposed

[00:23:06] to actually doing something I enjoy and like having someone get me off.

[00:23:12] Did you ever go through that growing up?

[00:23:14] Oh, my gosh.

[00:23:14] Until like two years ago.

[00:23:17] You're like until yesterday.

[00:23:19] And so, yeah, until maybe not two years ago, but until recently.

[00:23:26] Wow.

[00:23:27] Time is going by so fast.

[00:23:29] We were in quarantine two years ago.

[00:23:30] Yeah, I know.

[00:23:32] Until recently, until like my.

[00:23:35] Like, maybe I was 23 is when I stopped caring about like looking.

[00:23:41] Right.

[00:23:42] Because I like used to not even I used to really I really enjoy sex, but I used to

[00:23:47] not be able to enjoy it as much as I do now because I wasn't focused on it because I was

[00:23:51] so focused on everything else that could have possibly happened while I was having sex or

[00:23:56] how I looked or how I sounded or like what face I was making.

[00:24:00] And I'm like, fuck you.

[00:24:02] You are welcome for my presence here.

[00:24:04] Like if I'm not having fun, neither one of us is going to be having fun.

[00:24:08] Amen to that.

[00:24:09] And I don't care anymore.

[00:24:10] So I have the best sex I've ever had now.

[00:24:13] Well, OK, are you one of those people that could just like hop on a dick and have an

[00:24:16] orgasm?

[00:24:17] Absolutely not.

[00:24:17] Oh, really?

[00:24:18] I have to work for that shit.

[00:24:19] Oh, my God.

[00:24:19] Me too.

[00:24:20] I hate people.

[00:24:21] No offense, guys.

[00:24:22] I love all of you.

[00:24:22] But like I hate people that are just like, oh, yeah, I just like hop on.

[00:24:26] And five minutes later, I'm like gushing all over the world.

[00:24:28] Like, fuck you, dude.

[00:24:30] I came 15 times last night.

[00:24:32] I'm like, huh?

[00:24:34] I'm like, yeah, I could do that, too, with my vibrator alone in my bed.

[00:24:37] Fuck you.

[00:24:40] There's like seven.

[00:24:41] I think it's 70 percent of women can't have an orgasm during sex.

[00:24:46] Like they need like other assistance.

[00:24:48] Really?

[00:24:48] Yeah.

[00:24:49] So how do you like what's the easiest way for you to have an orgasm?

[00:24:54] I always have a toy on hand and.

[00:24:58] And I have to like really like be able to let myself go.

[00:25:03] Yeah.

[00:25:03] So if it's if it's during sex, it has to be with somebody that I either don't give a fuck about or that I really am interested in or care about.

[00:25:15] Does that make sense?

[00:25:16] Interested in or care about or like comfortable with?

[00:25:19] Comfortable.

[00:25:19] Because like if you're interested and you care about someone, you're going to be like nervous the first time.

[00:25:23] Well, care about and comfortable.

[00:25:25] Yeah.

[00:25:25] Yeah.

[00:25:25] Like if it's somebody that like I kind of like trust more.

[00:25:28] Yeah.

[00:25:29] And like.

[00:25:30] I'm just like ready to like let it all go.

[00:25:33] Literally.

[00:25:34] Great.

[00:25:35] Or if I just like never plan on even remembering your name because I already forgot it.

[00:25:40] Great as well.

[00:25:42] But that's like and that's during sex.

[00:25:45] Yes.

[00:25:45] But are there certain things that you have to do?

[00:25:47] Are you because like I it's rare that I have had an orgasm during intercourse itself.

[00:25:53] And I it's literally like I need you to sit like lay.

[00:25:57] Yes.

[00:25:57] Don't fucking move.

[00:25:59] Move your hip up this way.

[00:26:00] Like turn your face to the side.

[00:26:03] That's not even important.

[00:26:04] I just didn't want to look at you right now.

[00:26:06] Don't look at me.

[00:26:07] Okay.

[00:26:07] Now just stay here for 10 minutes and then maybe something will happen.

[00:26:13] I have to be on top because my most aggravating feeling is when I'm so close.

[00:26:18] It's like they get like a fucking leg cramp or something.

[00:26:20] Right.

[00:26:20] And I'm like.

[00:26:21] Right.

[00:26:21] Come on Christopher.

[00:26:23] Keep going.

[00:26:24] Well but a lot of times too like you'll do something like you're getting close to climaxing.

[00:26:30] And then they'll get excited and start doing something.

[00:26:32] And I'm like you don't like fucking just zombie out bro.

[00:26:36] Like don't change the fucking method of what you're doing.

[00:26:40] You just need to fucking stay there.

[00:26:42] Also guys if you're watching this if a girl ever looks like she's about to come don't try to add anything fancy.

[00:26:48] No.

[00:26:48] Because what you're doing is clearly working.

[00:26:50] Keep going.

[00:26:51] Fucking 20 minutes to get there.

[00:26:53] So stay the fucking course bro.

[00:26:55] There was a mental battle happening here that whole time and you fucked it up.

[00:27:07] Have you ever been with a guy that made you feel like what's the word I'm looking for?

[00:27:17] Embarrassed or shitty about needing or wanting to use a toy?

[00:27:22] No.

[00:27:23] Really?

[00:27:26] I have.

[00:27:26] Are you kidding me?

[00:27:27] Your face is like people do that?

[00:27:29] Yeah.

[00:27:30] Do you want to hear about my fucking experience with that?

[00:27:32] Really?

[00:27:33] Go for it.

[00:27:34] So I'm so.

[00:27:36] I should just like apologize at the beginning of each show to every man that's ever crossed my path.

[00:27:41] It's like what should happen.

[00:27:42] Especially this one.

[00:27:43] So anyways when Javier and I were having sex we everything that people read through eat pray FML and like all the amazing sex I talked about it was amazing because I was so infatuated with like this like toxic love bomb that was going on.

[00:28:01] Yeah.

[00:28:01] But I never came.

[00:28:03] Oh.

[00:28:03] Oh.

[00:28:04] And then and I write about this in the second book that when like we like reconnected and I was like okay do you actually like want to teach I actually this is how I said it.

[00:28:13] Oh my God I'm so sorry if you're listening to this.

[00:28:16] I'm not.

[00:28:16] I.

[00:28:19] She flicks off the camera I'm dead.

[00:28:21] So I actually framed it as you know how I've told you that like I have like this level of an orgasm.

[00:28:29] Do you want me to teach you how to give me the bigger one.

[00:28:32] That was really my way of being like I've never came.

[00:28:34] Do you want to learn how like to make me do that.

[00:28:37] Yeah.

[00:28:37] Um and so and then we like continued on this like hookup buddy phase and we were in his bed one time and I like went to like reach for my vibrator and he looked at me and he's like can't you just come with me.

[00:28:54] And I looked at him and I was like I mean we can sit here for an hour and you can try or like you can let me like grab what I was turned on to do.

[00:29:05] Yeah.

[00:29:05] Like it was such a machismo fucking thing to say and without I don't know if he knew he was doing this or not he would probably sit here and be like I would never intentionally make you feel shitty.

[00:29:15] But like in that moment also lipstick looks terrible and you got real.

[00:29:20] Everyone listening to this is like cheering for Brittany Bennett right now with the fucking one liners.

[00:29:25] Um and I remember in that moment being like okay I mean like yeah I'll sit here and try.

[00:29:31] I did.

[00:29:32] I faked it.

[00:29:33] Um sorry spoiler alert.

[00:29:34] And um but like in that moment I felt so like why are you gonna like put that pressure on me a and like and make me feel like I'm broken.

[00:29:45] Yeah.

[00:29:46] Or make you feel like you're broken.

[00:29:48] I know.

[00:29:49] Obviously your dick does not work properly.

[00:29:52] No that has nothing to do with any of it.

[00:29:55] It's really.

[00:29:56] It doesn't have anything to do with any of it.

[00:29:57] I'm just like you deserved that.

[00:30:00] Yeah.

[00:30:00] You're like I'm just fucking bitter.

[00:30:02] Um but yeah so I now you know like with Tay it is it weird to talk about my entire sex with you in front of me because you're like his sister.

[00:30:14] I was like I mean we're talking about everything else.

[00:30:17] Um no go for it.

[00:30:20] I'll just block it out.

[00:30:21] Okay so you and Tay.

[00:30:24] So when Tay and I are having sex now he's always like what do you need to like get there and let me take care of you first before.

[00:30:35] Why are you smiling at me like that?

[00:30:37] I'm just like envisioning Tay and I have sex.

[00:30:40] No.

[00:30:42] What's happening over there?

[00:30:43] I'm just thinking in my head I was literally thinking about this earlier that if you want to have really good sex you need to do it with a dildo or in Gabby's case with Tay because nobody is going to try to get you off more than yourself or somebody that actually really really really really really really loves you.

[00:31:01] Accurate.

[00:31:02] Yes.

[00:31:02] And but like the thing is is that I'm always taken care of before he is unless like I'm not in the mood and I'm just like let's just you know go.

[00:31:13] Do you what kind of toys do you use?

[00:31:16] I've never used a dildo.

[00:31:17] You haven't?

[00:31:18] No.

[00:31:18] I have.

[00:31:19] But that's like just like a fake dick and you just like jam it up there.

[00:31:22] Well so it wouldn't make sense for me to ever use that because like.

[00:31:25] Well not with a partner.

[00:31:26] I would not use that with like a person.

[00:31:27] No no no I know but I'm saying like even like solo like I would never just jam that up there because

[00:31:32] intercourse doesn't do it for me.

[00:31:33] So why would jamming like a giant fake penis do it?

[00:31:36] Because I also have one of I just actually got this off of Amazon.

[00:31:39] This is not an ad.

[00:31:41] It's this like rose thing and it's post it's a mom.

[00:31:46] I hope that you're not listening.

[00:31:47] I know.

[00:31:48] If our moms haven't turned off this episode by now then like we should just we should just.

[00:31:53] If they haven't turned it off by now you have problems.

[00:31:56] Right.

[00:31:57] Right.

[00:31:58] Oh my God I'm dead.

[00:31:59] It's like a rose and it's supposed to be like somebody who's like sucking and licking and like your clit.

[00:32:04] So it's like.

[00:32:05] It's a rose?

[00:32:06] What do you mean it's a rose?

[00:32:06] She says rose.

[00:32:07] Oh okay.

[00:32:08] And then I also have this thing.

[00:32:09] But that's not a dildo.

[00:32:11] I have a dildo but I also have that.

[00:32:13] Got it.

[00:32:14] So there's like assistance.

[00:32:14] So it's like okay.

[00:32:15] Sex.

[00:32:16] Right.

[00:32:17] With toys.

[00:32:18] Yeah.

[00:32:19] It's dick and toys.

[00:32:20] Dick and toys.

[00:32:22] I.

[00:32:23] Yeah.

[00:32:23] I'm a vibrator person.

[00:32:25] That's like my jam.

[00:32:26] Um.

[00:32:27] Yeah.

[00:32:28] And I have nine different patterns.

[00:32:30] Still not an ad.

[00:32:31] But if you want to be an ad.

[00:32:32] Wait the rose thing on Amazon.

[00:32:34] Yes.

[00:32:34] Has nine different patterns.

[00:32:35] Nine different patterns.

[00:32:36] Once it's and then it's and then it's.

[00:32:39] I love that you're like giving us an oral presentation of like the different stages of the vibrator.

[00:32:45] Oh my God.

[00:32:47] Oh my God.

[00:32:47] And people ask for a sex episode.

[00:32:49] This is what you get motherfuckers.

[00:32:50] What can I say?

[00:32:51] Um okay.

[00:32:53] What was the most memorable time that you've ever had having sex?

[00:33:00] Or like one of the most memorable times?

[00:33:03] One of.

[00:33:05] Hmm.

[00:33:06] I would say it's when I started liking being on top.

[00:33:10] I got a little bit more endurance in my body you know.

[00:33:12] I used to have to like take a little like half scoop of free workout before sex because

[00:33:16] I would hate being on top.

[00:33:17] Oh my God.

[00:33:17] You're hilarious.

[00:33:18] But it's the best feeling.

[00:33:18] It's my favorite and least favorite physician because I'm a lazy fucking bitch.

[00:33:23] But it feels so much better.

[00:33:26] But um yeah.

[00:33:28] I think it's as of recently I started like being able to like let myself go a little bit more.

[00:33:33] And what I am telling you.

[00:33:35] Oh my God.

[00:33:37] Think about it.

[00:33:37] Sometimes I'm away just driving.

[00:33:39] I'm like fuck.

[00:33:41] I was having sex.

[00:33:44] Um.

[00:33:45] The most memorable time would probably be that.

[00:33:47] But just like.

[00:33:47] Okay but that's so interesting.

[00:33:49] God this is so indicative of Brittany Bennett's brain.

[00:33:51] I'm like what's the most memorable time of you having sex?

[00:33:54] I would answer that with like it was because it was with this person and this place and

[00:33:59] it was so passionate and blah blah blah.

[00:34:01] She's like probably the first time I realized being on top felt good and I decided to fuck

[00:34:05] my life away.

[00:34:07] Who was it with Brittany?

[00:34:08] I don't fucking know.

[00:34:09] But like I was writing that shit like a fucking cowgirl.

[00:34:12] I really was too.

[00:34:13] And I was watching this podcast.

[00:34:15] Oh I was watching a TikTok and it was a snippet of this podcast with guys.

[00:34:19] Uh huh.

[00:34:19] And he was talking about how when the girl's on top they don't feel it as much because

[00:34:23] you know how girls like usually just like slightly grind.

[00:34:25] Right.

[00:34:26] And I was like that's so weird.

[00:34:27] So I took it upon myself to experiment this time.

[00:34:31] And what I'm telling you.

[00:34:32] I was writing that shit like a bull.

[00:34:34] Like I was like moving all around.

[00:34:38] I was grinding.

[00:34:39] I was twisting.

[00:34:39] I was like sweeping up and back.

[00:34:41] If you're watching.

[00:34:42] Sweeping up and back.

[00:34:44] And it honestly felt so much better because I used to be like a slow grinder.

[00:34:48] Like more like a ballet dancer type of movement.

[00:34:51] Really you need to be holding on for your life like if you're writing a bull.

[00:34:56] Oh interesting.

[00:34:57] And it's so.

[00:34:58] My God when I say so good.

[00:35:00] Interesting.

[00:35:00] Okay.

[00:35:01] Um you're welcome.

[00:35:03] You're welcome.

[00:35:05] Guys and girls.

[00:35:06] So was there ever a sexual it doesn't have to be sex necessarily but a sexual experience

[00:35:13] you had that's like forever ingrained in your brain because it was so awkward or awful.

[00:35:19] Oh my gosh.

[00:35:21] There's this one guy saying oh I sang on my hands.

[00:35:25] I was.

[00:35:26] What?

[00:35:29] Why are you whispering?

[00:35:31] Say it.

[00:35:31] I'm gonna make you say it anyways.

[00:35:33] Please Chrissy I'm sorry.

[00:35:36] Don't.

[00:35:36] Don't be listening.

[00:35:38] Okay.

[00:35:39] I was staying at my aunt Chrissy's house and she was not home and I don't know where

[00:35:44] I met this.

[00:35:44] Oh I think I met him at like bogeys or something.

[00:35:48] Oh my God.

[00:35:48] Side note bogeys was a nightclub in Agora Hills that like I used to go go dance at.

[00:35:54] Okay.

[00:35:54] Go go dance at.

[00:35:55] That I would take Brittany to.

[00:35:56] When I was like 17.

[00:35:57] Which she was like 17.

[00:35:58] We're not gonna get into the fact that like I was like corrupting her way too young.

[00:36:03] Okay.

[00:36:03] Continue.

[00:36:03] So fun.

[00:36:04] Um I per use per past Brittany use was blacked out when I met this man.

[00:36:12] And I.

[00:36:13] Let me just like just footnote that like we're being very open and free right now.

[00:36:18] We're both not alcoholics anymore.

[00:36:20] Anymore.

[00:36:22] We're both not whores anymore.

[00:36:24] Well I can speak for myself.

[00:36:26] Sorry Chrissy.

[00:36:28] Um so I was blacked out when I met this guy and then I was like and I think he was texting

[00:36:32] me or something.

[00:36:33] I cannot remember his name.

[00:36:34] He's one of the bad guys in my notes.

[00:36:39] And he came over and it was kind of weird.

[00:36:42] I had made dinner and we were just like watching a show.

[00:36:45] So in the moment I knew I had made the biggest mistake we started kissing and his jaw started

[00:36:51] like like knocking.

[00:36:54] Like cracking?

[00:36:55] Like cracking or something.

[00:36:57] And I wanted to throw up.

[00:36:58] And I was just like now if that had happened to me I'd be like sir you gotta get your tongue

[00:37:03] out of my mouth and walk away.

[00:37:05] Like no this is not happening.

[00:37:07] But then I was like it was so young too and I didn't really know what to do.

[00:37:13] So I was like looks like this is what we're doing.

[00:37:17] Yeah.

[00:37:17] I had a problem with that too.

[00:37:19] Like it was like if if you started making out and like heavy petting then like that meant

[00:37:23] you had to have sex.

[00:37:24] And that's not the case.

[00:37:26] Not the case guys.

[00:37:28] I would have gotten rid of so many of like shit I shouldn't have done that people from

[00:37:31] my list.

[00:37:33] Yes.

[00:37:33] If I would have made one.

[00:37:35] Yeah.

[00:37:35] And like actually held true to that.

[00:37:37] I yeah absolutely.

[00:37:39] I think knowing from a young age and if the only thing that you share with your daughters

[00:37:44] or your nieces or any younger girl that you know tell them it is okay to say dude you

[00:37:50] gotta get off of me.

[00:37:51] I'm not into it.

[00:37:52] I'm not having fun which means neither of us is having fun.

[00:37:55] Yeah.

[00:37:55] Whoa.

[00:37:56] What did I just say?

[00:37:59] Neither of us is having fun.

[00:38:01] So then you guys ended up having sex.

[00:38:03] We ended up having sex.

[00:38:03] Why was it so horrible?

[00:38:04] It just was it literally because of that kiss like that.

[00:38:08] You were just like that turned off.

[00:38:10] It was so gross to me and it just continued over every like over it all.

[00:38:16] And I oh I can't believe I just remembered this.

[00:38:21] I wanted to go away from him so bad.

[00:38:23] It was like three o'clock in the morning guys.

[00:38:26] I said I have to go to the gym.

[00:38:29] Um I like wanted to stay over and like cuddle with me and I was like I have some motherfucking

[00:38:37] lootly.

[00:38:38] This is not happening.

[00:38:39] Yeah.

[00:38:39] So instead of being like you know what?

[00:38:42] No, I I literally took my ass to the gym just to because I didn't want to like drunk.

[00:38:50] No, I wasn't drunk at that point.

[00:38:52] And we're three o'clock in the morning.

[00:38:53] Yeah.

[00:38:54] So it's like three o'clock in the morning.

[00:38:55] You went to the gym.

[00:38:55] Yes.

[00:38:56] Twenty four hour fitness.

[00:38:58] This is not an ad.

[00:39:01] But yeah, I literally took my ass to the gym because I wanted to get away from this experience

[00:39:05] like immediately.

[00:39:06] Oh my God.

[00:39:07] So that has to be sex road.

[00:39:10] Sex made me go to the gym.

[00:39:12] So I guess like terrible.

[00:39:13] Yeah, it was that bad that it made me want to go work out.

[00:39:16] I had to work it out of me.

[00:39:18] Okay, so mine was this might not be the worst, but this is pretty fucking terrible.

[00:39:25] And it wasn't even with sex.

[00:39:28] So it was this guy that I dated right before.

[00:39:31] I guess in the book, I call him Jake, but Josh in high school, the guy.

[00:39:36] You can't say bad experience with Josh.

[00:39:37] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:39:38] It wasn't.

[00:39:38] No, everything with him was great.

[00:39:39] It was the guy before him.

[00:39:41] But I went to high school with him.

[00:39:43] And this poor guy is like married now with kids.

[00:39:45] And like, I hope he's having like a wonderful life.

[00:39:47] But we dated for like a month and a half in high school.

[00:39:50] It was like a blip on the radar.

[00:39:51] But during that blip, we went to my aunt's beach house.

[00:39:57] And it was like us and like two other couples.

[00:40:00] And we're there.

[00:40:01] And it was like the first time we had really done anything but making out.

[00:40:05] And he starts going down on me, which like, you know, if it's not done properly, it can be a really awkward experience just in general.

[00:40:17] So he gets down there and then he goes, I'm going to do it.

[00:40:24] And you're going to hear it in the mic or you'll see like the thing on YouTube.

[00:40:28] But like there's no way to explain it.

[00:40:30] He goes.

[00:40:32] He blew raspberries on your pussy.

[00:40:36] And I literally he did it.

[00:40:39] And then he looked up, locked eyes with me and started laughing.

[00:40:44] And I looked at him and I was like, you have to get up.

[00:40:48] And I like literally I pushed his head back.

[00:40:50] And he was like, oh, it was just like trying to be funny.

[00:40:53] And I'm like, that's fine.

[00:40:54] That's great.

[00:40:55] Okay.

[00:40:55] And you know, like you're in high school.

[00:40:57] So you're still trying to like play it off.

[00:40:59] Like this wasn't super awkward and embarrassing.

[00:41:01] But I was like, I could not get my underwear and my pants on fast enough.

[00:41:05] It was so fucking terrible.

[00:41:07] You have to put it on his shirt.

[00:41:09] Oh boy, blue raspberries on my mouth.

[00:41:13] I'm dead.

[00:41:14] I hope everybody that's listening to this is laughing as much as we are.

[00:41:17] Because if not, it's going to be a really awkward episode.

[00:41:20] But like you guys said, we want a girl talk episode about sex.

[00:41:23] Girl talk sex.

[00:41:24] This is how we have to talk about sex.

[00:41:25] You're like literally crying.

[00:41:26] I know.

[00:41:27] I'm like, if you fuck my makeup, I'm going to read the text.

[00:41:30] Oh my gosh, that's hysterical.

[00:41:32] I feel like I have way more like embarrassing stories with sex than you do.

[00:41:37] How did that happen?

[00:41:38] I think I kind of popped out of the womb being a hoe.

[00:41:41] So it's like...

[00:41:43] I'm dead, dude.

[00:41:45] Because I feel like you look at, if people look at me, their perspective is like, you know,

[00:41:50] I don't, do I look like I have like embarrassing sex stories?

[00:41:54] You're like, well, no.

[00:41:54] No.

[00:41:58] But I mean, to be fair, these were all when I was younger.

[00:42:01] Yeah.

[00:42:01] You have like a lot of young stories.

[00:42:03] The puking on the dick was in like right after eighth grade, just before high school.

[00:42:10] The blowing raspberries on my pussy was in sophomore year of high school.

[00:42:18] Yeah.

[00:42:18] So you have a lot of young stories.

[00:42:19] All of my stories start after 17.

[00:42:21] That's true.

[00:42:22] Okay.

[00:42:22] That makes me feel a little better about myself.

[00:42:24] I used to watch porn and stuff too.

[00:42:26] So I also was...

[00:42:28] Yeah.

[00:42:28] And I used to watch, I grew up watching Sex in the City.

[00:42:30] So it's not like I was super unfamiliar with like the act of sex or with like what it should

[00:42:37] look like or...

[00:42:38] Well, no, but I think that that's a problem is that like we grow up watching like stimulated

[00:42:42] sex scenes on camera.

[00:42:43] Well, that's also why I was so self-conscious while having sex because I was like, do I look

[00:42:47] like Samantha Jones right now?

[00:42:48] Oh my God.

[00:42:49] I can't.

[00:42:49] Do I look like the girl that's in the school costume?

[00:42:52] Oh my God.

[00:42:54] No, but I think that that's a problem is because we grow up watching like all these stimulated

[00:42:58] sex scenes, which I know from being an actor are not fucking sexy.

[00:43:01] They're like, hey, can you like turn your ass, pretend you're not sweating, arch your back

[00:43:06] in a really uncomfortable position and then like flip your hair like Fabio and you're like,

[00:43:10] this is not real.

[00:43:12] So I feel like we grew up watching that and then we grew up watching porn, which is like

[00:43:16] all performative, literally all performative and fake.

[00:43:21] Not fake, but fake.

[00:43:22] You know what I mean?

[00:43:23] And that's like our idea of what sex is supposed to be like.

[00:43:27] So then for me, I got into bed and was like, yeah, I looked like a porn star and I was doing

[00:43:31] all this crazy shit.

[00:43:32] And like the guys were fucking loving it.

[00:43:35] But like I wasn't getting any fucking pleasure from that.

[00:43:37] Yeah, no, absolutely not.

[00:43:39] And so I think until now there's some danger like with how we are exposed to like sex in

[00:43:46] the media when we're growing up.

[00:43:47] Absolutely.

[00:43:48] And I keep bringing up before.

[00:43:50] Yeah, it's because I just know it's okay.

[00:43:51] I watched it for a season yesterday.

[00:43:55] Wait, can we just cliff note really quick?

[00:43:58] Like, you know, Sydney Sweeney?

[00:43:59] Yeah, she was.

[00:44:00] So she played the young me in the film I directed.

[00:44:03] It happened again last night.

[00:44:04] Why this is so funny is because she obviously has a very blessed rack of tatas.

[00:44:11] And I am like the fucking president and founder of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

[00:44:17] And she was, I think, like 18 when we did that shoot.

[00:44:20] And we had to like tape her boobs down so that she could look more like my chest.

[00:44:26] Anyways, continue.

[00:44:26] I love Euphoria.

[00:44:27] Big fan.

[00:44:28] It's such a good show.

[00:44:29] But it is scarily.

[00:44:31] I think it's more reality than what people would like to think that their kids are doing

[00:44:37] in high school.

[00:44:37] Yeah.

[00:44:38] And even like with Kat and like the whole cam thing and porn and like, like the easy money

[00:44:44] that you can get from that.

[00:44:45] And all like even Jules being on that freaking dating site.

[00:44:49] Right.

[00:44:49] And that old man.

[00:44:50] Yeah.

[00:44:50] Like, and it's all an old man.

[00:44:53] But she's a little too young.

[00:44:55] Brittany's dream is to just find like an old sugar daddy.

[00:44:57] Yeah.

[00:44:58] An old hot, like Dr. McSteamy up me anytime you want.

[00:45:01] Like, come on.

[00:45:03] But yeah, I think that's really accurate.

[00:45:05] And like I, all of my experiences, you know, really started in middle school.

[00:45:11] Like as far as like making out and like, you know, starting on the road to like more.

[00:45:17] So like to think that people are having sex and doing crazy shit like on Euphoria in high

[00:45:21] school, that's not fucking out of the norm.

[00:45:23] And it's happening in middle school too.

[00:45:25] It's happening so like.

[00:45:26] Yeah.

[00:45:27] Like gross to think about.

[00:45:28] Yeah.

[00:45:28] Yeah.

[00:45:28] It's even now when I say, oh yeah, and I did this and I was 15.

[00:45:32] Like that's gross to me.

[00:45:33] Like Tay's daughter is going to be 15 in five years.

[00:45:35] That makes me want to vomit in front of like, I can't.

[00:45:39] I started drinking when I was 12.

[00:45:42] Imagine Tay's daughter when she, in two years, that's when I started drinking.

[00:45:45] No, that's insane.

[00:45:46] That's disgusting.

[00:45:47] Like she's a child.

[00:45:48] My first drink was hypnotic.

[00:45:49] Thank you, Aunt Chrissy.

[00:45:51] Oh my God.

[00:45:51] But okay.

[00:45:52] But drinking like here, let me try this or like actually drinking.

[00:45:56] Like getting wasted.

[00:45:57] Oh, so I don't feel that bad that like when you were fucking 16 and 17, you ended up coming

[00:46:01] out to clubs with us.

[00:46:02] I had taken a break from partying in my sophomore year because I had party from like the end of

[00:46:09] seventh grade till.

[00:46:11] No wonder your mom doesn't hate me.

[00:46:12] I always thought that I ruined you.

[00:46:15] So now I'm so glad that this has been taken off my fucking shoulders.

[00:46:18] It's a lot that I've carried for many, many years of our friendship.

[00:46:21] No, no.

[00:46:22] I just start going to clubs much sooner.

[00:46:24] Oh, whatever.

[00:46:24] That's like dancing and cardio.

[00:46:26] I don't fucking feel bad for that.

[00:46:27] If the drinking was already happening, then fine.

[00:46:29] I don't think I, I don't think I started like experimenting with alcohol until my sophomore

[00:46:36] year.

[00:46:37] That was like the first time I can vividly remember being a, like a, a kickback is what

[00:46:43] they called it.

[00:46:43] It wasn't a party.

[00:46:44] It wasn't a hangout.

[00:46:45] It was a kickback.

[00:46:46] I think they still call it that.

[00:46:47] Small parties.

[00:46:48] A kickback.

[00:46:49] I don't know, but it's a fucking weird term.

[00:46:50] Just be like, Hey, we're going to come hang out.

[00:46:52] Like, I mean, I guess, yeah, they don't call it a kickback anymore because it's just

[00:46:54] like we're having people over.

[00:46:55] Yeah.

[00:46:56] It's not like come to my kickback.

[00:46:57] That's how it was when we were in high school.

[00:46:59] I'm going to start saying that for my birthday.

[00:47:01] Please don't.

[00:47:01] It's your, I should have a kickback.

[00:47:02] No, stop trying to make fetch happen.

[00:47:05] It's not going to happen.

[00:47:07] Always a Mean Girls reference.

[00:47:09] Okay.

[00:47:09] Let's dive into it.

[00:47:10] Literally.

[00:47:11] How do you feel about anal?

[00:47:14] I'm down for it.

[00:47:15] Really?

[00:47:15] Yeah.

[00:47:16] I'm honestly down for anything.

[00:47:18] So.

[00:47:19] Oh, anything.

[00:47:20] I'm down for most things.

[00:47:23] So creepy guys out there don't get crazy, but like I'm down for how far into the 50 shades

[00:47:29] world.

[00:47:32] Like I'm not going to be like getting burned or anything.

[00:47:35] Right.

[00:47:36] But like I'm, I'm depending on how much I trust the person that the person.

[00:47:40] Okay.

[00:47:41] I'd be down for probably anything.

[00:47:43] All right.

[00:47:44] Um, when was the first time you ever tried anal?

[00:47:46] Do you remember?

[00:47:48] Remember what the fact that you even have to like think or ponder that that shit is ingrained

[00:47:53] in my brain.

[00:47:54] I'm like, this is where I was.

[00:47:56] This is the position I was in.

[00:47:57] This is how much I felt like I had to shit all over this man's dick.

[00:48:00] Like how do you just not remember the first time you had a dick shoved up your ass, Brittany?

[00:48:07] I don't understand.

[00:48:10] When was the first time?

[00:48:12] Oh my God.

[00:48:13] I have since listened to other podcasts.

[00:48:16] Um, I think there was one recently.

[00:48:18] I think it was on call her daddy.

[00:48:19] So shout out to, to Alex Cooper.

[00:48:21] Um, that she had the girl from euphoria on who was also a porn star or retired porn star.

[00:48:28] Who?

[00:48:28] The girl.

[00:48:29] Maddie?

[00:48:30] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:48:31] I don't know.

[00:48:32] Have you watched the second season?

[00:48:34] Kind of.

[00:48:34] Is she the one with the lips?

[00:48:35] Tammy Faye?

[00:48:36] Yeah.

[00:48:36] Yes.

[00:48:37] Yeah.

[00:48:37] Oh my gosh.

[00:48:38] She's an actual porn star.

[00:48:39] Like an adult.

[00:48:39] I fell asleep watching season two last night and woke up to like her face and I was like,

[00:48:42] who the fuck is that?

[00:48:43] Yeah.

[00:48:43] But she's an ex.

[00:48:45] How old is she?

[00:48:46] I don't know.

[00:48:47] Oh, I mean, she's not, she's young.

[00:48:49] Um, that's crazy.

[00:48:50] But, um, anyways, she was talking on this episode that they did about how there's like

[00:48:55] prep.

[00:48:56] If you're going to do anal, like you have to like take a fucking laxative and like get

[00:49:00] everything cleared out and like drink a lot of water and like use an excessive amount

[00:49:03] of lube.

[00:49:04] None at which my fucking ass, when I was with the guy, I lost my virginity to him.

[00:49:08] We were like, Ooh, should we try sticking it up the butt?

[00:49:11] Because we heard that's a thing too.

[00:49:12] And we're both virgins.

[00:49:13] So let's try that together.

[00:49:14] Um, none of which we fucking did horrible, horrible.

[00:49:19] Well, my, I think my first, my first experience wasn't bad.

[00:49:23] And I think it's cause I always kind of knew to use a lot of lube when it came to that.

[00:49:27] So it didn't like, it wasn't extremely painful because it was also the prep of like using

[00:49:33] the fingers and like not just like going straight into it.

[00:49:37] And I think that if anybody ever tried to go straight into it, I probably knocked them

[00:49:40] out.

[00:49:40] Yeah.

[00:49:41] Okay.

[00:49:41] So I have a story about that.

[00:49:42] Oh my gosh.

[00:49:43] Of course you knew it's wrong.

[00:49:45] Yeah.

[00:49:45] Um, I, you know, I knew we were talking about sex.

[00:49:48] So here we go.

[00:49:48] Um, you guys asked for it.

[00:49:50] I'm going to keep reminding you that.

[00:49:52] Um, so you remember Doug?

[00:49:54] I do.

[00:49:54] Yeah.

[00:49:55] I'm just also just fucking blowing up.

[00:49:58] Sorry.

[00:49:59] So we were hooking up.

[00:50:00] Doug was like my college boyfriend.

[00:50:02] We were together in like a couple of years.

[00:50:04] Awesome dude.

[00:50:04] He's so much fun.

[00:50:06] Awesome dude.

[00:50:06] Love you.

[00:50:07] Um, couple of years in college.

[00:50:08] I also did an episode on the minis where I talked about him.

[00:50:11] I will not repeat that on, on this podcast.

[00:50:14] If you guys want to hear that, you can go to the, the season of the minis on Patreon.

[00:50:18] Which one?

[00:50:19] Um, I think it was on the second season.

[00:50:22] What episode?

[00:50:23] I don't remember.

[00:50:24] Oh, no, it wasn't.

[00:50:25] The second season was Tea Time with Tay.

[00:50:26] It was the first FML's Guide to Relationships.

[00:50:28] And it was like some ridiculous, like one night stand vibe story.

[00:50:32] Okay.

[00:50:33] That was the episode.

[00:50:33] It was Brittany Bordelow.

[00:50:35] That episode.

[00:50:36] Oh gosh, guys.

[00:50:37] That would have been, that must have been a fall.

[00:50:39] It was.

[00:50:40] I can't wait to watch that.

[00:50:41] Um, okay.

[00:50:41] Okay.

[00:50:42] So I was with Doug.

[00:50:43] We were hooking up in the backseat of a car.

[00:50:47] Um, yeah, I know in the days where like having sex in a car was sexy.

[00:50:51] Now I'm like, if you have to put my ass anywhere that's like uncomfortable.

[00:50:55] People used to be like mile high club.

[00:50:57] Now every time I see fucking airplane bathrooms, I'm like, who the fuck would ever do this?

[00:51:00] This is so goddamn uncomfortable.

[00:51:02] Using a bathroom.

[00:51:03] It's not sexy.

[00:51:04] Like what?

[00:51:06] It's like really foul, but I digress.

[00:51:08] So we were hooking up in the backseat of a car and we were like having sex.

[00:51:13] I was probably like bent over.

[00:51:15] Like we were probably trying to do like a doggy style vibe.

[00:51:17] I don't know.

[00:51:17] And he like, you know, like sometimes when you're having sex, it's like going in and out and

[00:51:22] like it pulls all the way out on accident.

[00:51:24] So it pulled all the way out on accident and then he jammed it and it went to my butt.

[00:51:27] When I tell you, like this probably scarred him for life.

[00:51:31] Like I shrieked and it wasn't like shock and then, oh my God.

[00:51:38] And then tears.

[00:51:39] It was like shriek and instant waterfalls out of my eyes.

[00:51:43] I literally like, I don't know if it triggered something in me.

[00:51:48] I mean, it physically hurt, but like it felt so abrasive that I just start, I fucking lost

[00:51:54] my mind.

[00:51:54] And he was just like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

[00:51:56] I'm so sorry.

[00:51:57] And it like, obviously like we didn't end up continuing to have sex for the rest of

[00:52:01] the night, but like it was horrible.

[00:52:04] Like the unexpected pain that comes with like non-prepared anal is atrocious.

[00:52:10] Yeah.

[00:52:11] And because like, yeah, I feel like that would have made me like throw up or something.

[00:52:16] No.

[00:52:17] Yeah.

[00:52:17] It's like wild pain.

[00:52:19] Yeah.

[00:52:20] Yeah.

[00:52:21] Have you ever now?

[00:52:22] I probably would be like, oh, crazy.

[00:52:23] Wow.

[00:52:25] Have you ever been with a guy where he's been down for butt stuff?

[00:52:29] Like his butt stuff?

[00:52:31] No.

[00:52:31] And I forced them to try it.

[00:52:33] Oh, really?

[00:52:34] How did that turn out?

[00:52:35] Them?

[00:52:36] What do you mean them?

[00:52:37] There's been multiple people where you're like, I'm going to stick this up your butt and

[00:52:39] you're going to deal with it.

[00:52:40] And you're going to try it.

[00:52:41] Oh my God.

[00:52:42] Yeah.

[00:52:42] What was it?

[00:52:42] A finger?

[00:52:43] Yeah.

[00:52:44] Your finger.

[00:52:45] My finger.

[00:52:45] Okay.

[00:52:46] How did it go for them?

[00:52:47] Not a, not a fan.

[00:52:50] I think one didn't mind it.

[00:52:52] And it kind of made me go.

[00:52:53] It's like, you were like, why don't you mind that?

[00:52:58] I know.

[00:52:58] There's like a G spot for men in their ass.

[00:53:01] No, I was.

[00:53:01] Men are just too like.

[00:53:03] Yeah.

[00:53:03] Oh my God.

[00:53:04] Yeah.

[00:53:04] You're not going to put anything up my butt.

[00:53:06] And I'm like, yeah.

[00:53:06] Welcome to the table.

[00:53:07] It's being fucking turned, bro.

[00:53:08] I know.

[00:53:09] It's like, doesn't it feel good though?

[00:53:10] Dude, Daniel used to be like, he would pressure me.

[00:53:15] Daniel.

[00:53:16] Oh my God, bro.

[00:53:19] Who the fuck is Daniel?

[00:53:21] Oh, he's that guy that's in the mirror of Laurel's picture on Instagram.

[00:53:24] Oh my God.

[00:53:25] I cannot.

[00:53:26] Okay.

[00:53:26] So Daniel used to pressure me all the time about wanting to do anal.

[00:53:29] And I would, I literally, this was my response to him.

[00:53:32] When you go buy a dildo that is the size of your penis and you let me stick it up your ass,

[00:53:40] we will do anal.

[00:53:42] Did he do it?

[00:53:43] No, it never fucking happened.

[00:53:44] It never happened because like, it's not.

[00:53:47] No.

[00:53:48] Oh, God.

[00:53:49] I don't know exactly what a G-spot in a guy would be.

[00:53:52] And if it's different than a girl.

[00:53:53] But I think, I mean, I think sex is just interesting.

[00:53:56] And it's all like, everybody's like, it's so gross.

[00:53:58] Or like, like, oh, that's so nasty.

[00:54:00] Why would you stick your finger up a guy's ass?

[00:54:01] And it's just like, we're having fucking sex.

[00:54:03] First of all.

[00:54:04] Right.

[00:54:04] Like shit's being stuck in way weirder places, guys.

[00:54:06] I know.

[00:54:07] I'm like, I've got like saliva dripping all over my fucking face because of the way that I

[00:54:10] give hat.

[00:54:11] And like, this guy's like literally munching on my fucking crotch where I pee from.

[00:54:14] Like, come on.

[00:54:16] Like, and you're going to be like, come on.

[00:54:18] Like, let's just try everything and see what we like.

[00:54:20] Right.

[00:54:20] So I'm always, I'm just like, let's try it.

[00:54:22] Let's, I'm down for anything because you never know what you're going to like until

[00:54:25] you try it.

[00:54:26] All right.

[00:54:26] I'm here for that.

[00:54:28] If you could give one sex tip to someone, what would it be?

[00:54:33] Don't think too much about it.

[00:54:35] Oh, that's a good one.

[00:54:36] I thought you were going to give some like cheeky fucking.

[00:54:39] Oh, and when you are going in.

[00:54:43] Okay.

[00:54:43] So don't think too much about it.

[00:54:44] That's like my insightful.

[00:54:46] But when you're giving hat, what you want to do?

[00:54:50] She's like, let me get the banana.

[00:54:52] Do you know what the best way to open a banana is?

[00:54:55] Gosh, you guys are torture.

[00:54:57] I watched too much TikTok.

[00:54:58] I'm sorry.

[00:55:01] You want to like massage the balls, right?

[00:55:03] And when you.

[00:55:04] I love that you're doing this directly into camera.

[00:55:06] Like you're talking like it's a fucking infomercial.

[00:55:08] This isn't an ad.

[00:55:10] This isn't an ad for GNC.

[00:55:12] Call me.

[00:55:12] Oh, wait.

[00:55:13] GNC is like a vitamin store.

[00:55:15] Yeah.

[00:55:16] Nevermind.

[00:55:16] What is it?

[00:55:17] QVC?

[00:55:18] I don't know.

[00:55:18] What are you for dildos?

[00:55:20] Infomercial.

[00:55:20] Oh, I can do that too.

[00:55:22] Whatever you want.

[00:55:23] You want to put the balls a little bit.

[00:55:25] And you want to start with sensitive spots.

[00:55:28] So like lick the shaft slowly.

[00:55:31] Like you want to like.

[00:55:32] Crying.

[00:55:32] Look your.

[00:55:33] Look like the head.

[00:55:34] Like look in a little hole and stuff.

[00:55:36] Do things that are going to make them tick.

[00:55:39] Do things that if you are thinking.

[00:55:41] What's going to make me tick?

[00:55:44] Do that to them.

[00:55:45] And do it in a way that is going to make like their whole body.

[00:55:48] My body is like.

[00:55:50] Kind of.

[00:55:51] Even thinking about it.

[00:55:52] Oh, Brittany's excited is what you're saying.

[00:55:54] Okay, great.

[00:55:55] And I'm not even cold anymore.

[00:55:56] I'm a little flush.

[00:55:58] She came in.

[00:55:58] She's like, Gabby, your house is fucking freezing.

[00:56:01] And now she's like.

[00:56:02] And now I'm sweating because I'm thinking about sucking dick.

[00:56:04] Great.

[00:56:04] Don't think about it too much.

[00:56:06] And whatever you do to them.

[00:56:08] Think if it's something that would make you tick.

[00:56:10] Because it's going to drive them fucking nuts.

[00:56:12] Right.

[00:56:12] And then you'll get complimented.

[00:56:13] And then you'll want to do it more.

[00:56:14] Those are solid tips.

[00:56:15] I'm here for it.

[00:56:17] I'm here for it.

[00:56:17] How about your tips?

[00:56:18] Don't throw up on the dick.

[00:56:19] Don't throw up on the dick.

[00:56:21] You know what?

[00:56:22] I resent that I even like said that.

[00:56:24] Because it was so long ago.

[00:56:26] And I'm telling you.

[00:56:27] I'm going to get messages from people being like.

[00:56:28] Oh my God, that happened to me.

[00:56:29] Thank you for sharing that.

[00:56:30] I totally don't feel so alone.

[00:56:32] You're not alone, guys.

[00:56:33] It's a giant thing shoving into your fucking throat.

[00:56:36] Whatever.

[00:56:37] And open your throat.

[00:56:38] Like big.

[00:56:39] Like open that shit up.

[00:56:41] Well, yeah.

[00:56:42] I mean, I don't now.

[00:56:43] Like I don't have any gag reflex at all.

[00:56:46] Do you think that you just kind of were so unaware of where it was going that you didn't open your throat.

[00:56:52] So it was hitting like literally right here.

[00:56:54] Probably.

[00:56:55] I mean, I just didn't know what I was doing.

[00:56:56] And like now, like if you're like constantly deep throating, like you can feel like, oh, I need to like chill for a second.

[00:57:03] Yeah.

[00:57:04] But like I didn't know what the hell I was doing.

[00:57:06] I've been mouthfucked before and that is an intense feeling.

[00:57:08] I don't recommend that.

[00:57:10] Being mouthfucked?

[00:57:10] Oh, my God.

[00:57:11] It's crazy.

[00:57:12] And it was from like.

[00:57:13] Yeah.

[00:57:13] But if you're doing it with someone that like knows like, oh, my dick is being slammed into someone's mouth and throat.

[00:57:18] Maybe I should not go super hard.

[00:57:20] Like then it's not that bad.

[00:57:21] Yeah.

[00:57:22] It was like a gradual like increase.

[00:57:24] And then at one point I like washed them off of me.

[00:57:27] I was like, what the fuck?

[00:57:29] What's that?

[00:57:32] Okay.

[00:57:32] So my, my sex tips, I think it would be similar.

[00:57:37] Well, no, it would kind of be similar to you in the whole like don't overthink it, but be with yourself first.

[00:57:43] So you can figure out like where your spots are and like what you need from a partner so that when you're with a partner, they can like you can guide them into showing them like what needs to be done.

[00:57:56] Yeah.

[00:57:57] Because for me, like I think out of all the men I've been with, which are enough, I think I've only had an orgasm with four of them.

[00:58:10] Yeah, I know.

[00:58:11] Brittany's eyes just went very wide.

[00:58:13] Yeah.

[00:58:13] When I tell you that like it takes some work and I have to be comfortable enough with that person to be like this is what I need.

[00:58:21] That makes sense.

[00:58:22] That would be like probably the same ratio for me.

[00:58:25] But like, then why is it so shocking?

[00:58:28] Because I just, because you've had like boyfriends and like husbands.

[00:58:33] Right.

[00:58:33] Yeah.

[00:58:34] And people that you should have.

[00:58:36] Well, I mean, yeah, but like the boyfriends that I've had when I was older and the ex-husband, they're all in that category of the four.

[00:58:46] Oh, okay.

[00:58:48] But I mean, still, it's like, yeah, it's still crazy.

[00:58:51] And that happens so many times with women.

[00:58:55] Like I did a post about it recently and everyone was like, oh my God, thank you for talking about this.

[00:58:59] Like I have felt like I'm broken.

[00:59:02] And like, why don't I just like, seriously, because a lot of people make it seem like you can just like hop on a dick.

[00:59:07] And like all of a sudden it's like, oh my God, I'm like water falling all this cum everywhere.

[00:59:11] It's like not how it happens.

[00:59:13] Yeah.

[00:59:14] Yeah, no.

[00:59:14] I don't.

[00:59:15] Yeah.

[00:59:16] And don't be afraid to say, get the fuck off of me.

[00:59:19] Yeah.

[00:59:20] Yeah.

[00:59:21] I've always had that thing of that, like, oh, well, we've passed a certain point in our hookup that like we got to.

[00:59:27] Kiss him with tongue.

[00:59:28] Got to let him insert.

[00:59:30] Like got around the bases now.

[00:59:32] It's like, no, you can absolutely be like, and I think we're done today.

[00:59:35] Tay is really great at that.

[00:59:37] He'll be like, you know, we can just like make out.

[00:59:39] And like it doesn't have to lead to anything like for whatever reason.

[00:59:44] He's been like very, very great at helping me undo some of the trauma that my ex-husband did to me sexually during our marriage.

[00:59:54] Yeah.

[00:59:55] Which was like a big thing.

[00:59:57] Fuck you, Daniel.

[00:59:58] Fuck you, Daniel.

[00:59:59] And on that note, Brittany Bennett, it's been such a pleasure having you here talking about dicks and raspberry blowing and like just all the things.

[01:00:09] I hope people knew what they were going to do in some capacity when they were like, do a sex talk girl episode.

[01:00:17] Can you tell everybody where they can find you?

[01:00:21] I'm on TikTok.

[01:00:22] Or do we not want to be found?

[01:00:25] Fuck you, Daniel.

[01:00:26] Yeah.

[01:00:27] Fuck you, Daniel.

[01:00:28] I'm on TikTok.

[01:00:29] I think it's Brit underscore B-E-E-E.

[01:00:33] But I honestly don't know.

[01:00:34] If not, there's a duet with her on my TikTok page and you can find her through there.

[01:00:38] Oh, yeah.

[01:00:39] Yes, there is.

[01:00:39] And I am not on Instagram.

[01:00:41] You post some really good stuff, though, on TikTok.

[01:00:43] It's like some empowering stuff because I'm going through it.

[01:00:46] So I'm trying to convince myself that I am healed.

[01:00:49] Yeah.

[01:00:49] And actually, let's just say on the podcast, you have to fully commit to it, that when you take your Europe trip, you're going to go solo.

[01:00:58] When I take my Europe trip, I am thinking about going solo.

[01:01:01] Okay.

[01:01:01] If you don't go solo, I'm sending the FMLers after you in droves to make you feel like shit about it.

[01:01:08] Okay.

[01:01:08] Okay.

[01:01:09] Thank you for being here.

[01:01:09] I love you.

[01:01:10] Love you.

[01:01:11] Thank you.

[01:01:16] And here I am sweating again saying I shouldn't have aired that.

[01:01:20] I shouldn't have aired that.

[01:01:21] Why did I think any of that was okay to say?

[01:01:23] Sorry, mom.

[01:01:25] Sorry, my future son.

[01:01:27] I hope you never listen to this episode.

[01:01:30] And, you know, we live and we learn.

[01:01:34] No, in all seriousness, I loved recording this episode with Brittany.

[01:01:38] I think we need to take ourselves less fucking seriously in this life.

[01:01:42] And that includes all forms of the shit that we do, including our sexual activity and explorations and mishaps and barfing on dicks.

[01:01:54] It's fine.

[01:01:55] It's fine, you guys.

[01:01:56] It's all fucking fine.

[01:01:57] I hope you were laughing your ass off this entire episode.

[01:02:00] I hope you enjoyed it as much as you did the first time.

[01:02:03] If you were re-listening to it, if this is your first time, welcome to how ridiculous shit can get on FML Talk.

[01:02:10] I love you guys.

[01:02:10] I will see you next week.

[01:02:12] Cheers.

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[01:02:30] There's like wildly fun guests on that show.

[01:02:33] They're all cute 15 to 20 minute bonus episodes.

[01:02:37] And there's 14 seasons of them for you to go binge.

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[01:02:56] If you want to check those out, you can DM me and ask about either the Columbia trip, which is happening in March, or the Costa Rica trip, which is happening in April.

[01:03:08] Both the itineraries are amazing.

[01:03:10] Columbia is three nights, four days.

[01:03:12] Easier to take some time off to go on that trip.

[01:03:15] And then you have the option to stay after if you want.

[01:03:17] Costa Rica is a week-long adventure with like zip lining and canyoneering and all the crazy adventure shit.

[01:03:25] Portugal was such a special experience to me.

[01:03:28] I'm so excited to be able to meet more of you and continue building these friendships with you guys.

[01:03:34] Everyone that went on that Portugal trip became such close friends and are in this like epic group chat that never shuts up.

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