Episode 288 - Second Hand Baloney Boys
Film RageMarch 13, 2025
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Episode 288 - Second Hand Baloney Boys

Welcome back ragers to the best movie review podcast on the planet. The rage rolls on from the Film Rage Studio.

This week the Film Rage Crew watched the much anticipated latest film from Bong Joon Ho. Then they review the animated film based on a concept from Clive Barker. Then finally they watched a film about some young ladies from Afghanistan that competed in robot competitions. No really, that happened. Then finally Bryce was forced to watch Days of Thunder and he will tell you all about it.

Introduction-0:00

The Amazing Murman Predicts-2:16

In Cinema

Mickey 17 (2025)-5:18

Night of the Zoopocalypse (2025)-19:53

Rule Breakers (2025)-26:36

Murman Minute-39:40

Open Rage

Jim's open rage-no new films in Screen X last week-45:04

Bryce's open rage-Poorly executed important films-48:00

The Lists

Mesmerized Off-Carol Kane vs. Peter Dinklage-51:52

Rage or Dare

Days of Thunder (1990)-55:03

Jim pulls from Murray's creamy Bucket of Rage-1:00:26

Outro-1:01:29

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[00:00:04] It's time to Feel the Rage! Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies, in theaters, streaming, and classic films as well. Directors and actors beware, you cannot hide from the rage. My name is Bryce and I'm part of the Film Rage crew which also includes Jim. Hey Jim. Hey, hey hey Bryce. And we got the merman. Yo. How's the merman doing today? Sore and tired. I work till 3am.

[00:00:35] It's got buns of steel baby! The big jelly roll was in town. Oh, that's the tattoo face guy. Tattooed face guy. Tattoo faced country boy? Did you see any of his show? No, we had to wait outside till it was over at a minus 5 temperatures. Didn't even get a damn t-shirt out of it. So what's with this waiting outside stuff? Why can't you wait inside? Well, because his entourage is so big, the room we usually wait in, they were in it. Wow. And because there's like a hundred of us, they don't want... But this was at the Saddle Dome, right? Yeah, they don't want us.

[00:01:03] They only have like one room? Like what? Well, no, it's... Is there not another room they could have put in? No, the production room, the room we usually hang out in, they didn't let us in. And because there's like a storage closet somewhere? No. Nope. They made us wait outside. That thing was over. That is crazy. You know what? It's just like some performers want like only red M&Ms. Oh yeah, the guy had a huge entourage. I'm sure he did do that. They wrote into the contract. These people have to sit outside. I hope he makes enough money to get those tattoos removed from his face.

[00:01:31] He's probably getting more. I'm sure. So with the introductions out of the way, let's rage on. Well, thanks to all the supporters. If you love our independent podcast or even like it a little bit, why don't you give us a five star rating on your listening platform? Or support us and join the Film Rage community by joining your membership at buymeacoffee.com forward slash Film Rage YYC.

[00:01:55] If you cannot commit to a membership, you can still buy us a movie rental and dare us to see a terrible, terrible film. Which, as long as it played in cinemas anywhere in the world, we'll watch it. That's a thing. That's a thing. Well, let's get to raging. Amazing moment. Amazing moment. Today.

[00:02:25] Will you predict the age or will he predict the mondo? Will you tell us all what you mean? Rise on the movies. Movies. Now kids better watch out. Because Merman is swimming too. Swimmery, swimmery. Swimmery, swim. Swimmery. Swimmery. What the hell was that? I don't know. Came from Jim.

[00:02:54] Jim, you're wrecking our podcast. Nice. When we were the first time. That's true. All right. Well, there were three movies this week. The first one, which was Mickey 17, or as Jim likes to call it, Mikey 17. I've seen it twice, Mikey. But yeah, it's Mickey. It's something. Which I did actually get to see. What?

[00:03:23] Yeah, I fit into my busy schedule. What? Yeah, Robert Pattinson. And it's directed by that Korean dude you guys like so much. Bong Joon-ho. Not like. Love. Whatever. Yeah, we love. And it was a space adventure. And you got your, uh... Critters? Your Mark Ruffalo. Mr. Potato himself. As some kind of evil cult leader. Which I didn't see in the trailer at all. I just thought it was a space adventure. Well, it was a space adventure.

[00:03:52] Yeah, because that Korean dude you guys love so much. Based just on that, and Robert Pattinson. Yes! I'm pretty sure it's a Mondo for both of you. Okay. All right. Psychic powers. Night of the Zoo-pocalypse. Yes! Which, yeah, I saw the trailer for in the theater when I was with you guys. And yeah, it's animated. There's animals. There's zombies and stuff. And Jim loves his zombies, and he loves his cartoons. So let's go Mondo. All right. Bryce gave it a meh.

[00:04:24] Rule Breakers. Rule Breakers. Rule Breakers. Which, uh, yeah, looked interesting. It's based on a true story. Based on an amazing true story. Yes. And it's produced by... It's amazing! It's produced by Angel Films. One of our favorites. Because, you know, they always bring the drama. I will say this wasn't a typical Angel Films film. Yeah, I didn't see religious conversion. It wasn't heavy-handed with the Christian stuff. Yeah, but still, with them, there's always...

[00:04:53] In fact, it wasn't really in it at all. They always slip it in. There wasn't one Christian drop in it. No. Because it wasn't about Christians. No, no, it wasn't. Um, yeah, I don't know. I don't think you guys really got it to a Mondo. Maybe Double Man. Double Man. Maybe. Who knows? Could have been. Maybe, maybe not. Maybe not. Nice. So, Mickey... Not Mikey. 17. Mmm.

[00:05:24] Show. Mickey 17. Or, the most... Quest, sorry. The quest for the most important thing in the universe. Delicious, delicious sauce. Rom-com sci-fi political satire. Take it from Bon Joon-ho to invent, or if not invent, perfect a whole new genre.

[00:05:50] He has an ability to take humanity and manipulate it in ways you never see coming. Also, like most of his films, there is always a sense of right and wrong and rooting for the little guy. Sometimes, you never know who that is. In this case, it's both a creeper, our Mickey, and also the good side, and I'm putting that in heavy quotes, of humanity.

[00:06:15] We also get what I like to call the new and improved Mr. Potato, aka Mark Ruffalo. He's just doing what he's always done, my friend. No, that's completely the most incorrect statement you've ever said. The change in me started from one of my favorite directors, other favorite directors, Yorgos Lanthimos,

[00:06:38] last film, where in my opinion, Mr. Potato stretched his acting chops to where I think he is best suited. Wacky weirdo. In these roles, he is now the leading weirdo and is formally, now, officially on my creep crush list of actors, but only for his last two films. Yes, he plays over-the-top weirdo, which I gotta say he is doing this role at the top of

[00:07:07] his game, which I don't think I've ever said about him. In fact, most of the times, I cannot stand him, and if it wasn't for Bryce and maybe Murray, he would be repulsive up until the last two films. Yeah. He is the worst actor up until these last two films that I ever see. He's a potato. He is a fine. You could easily replace him with a potato. I mean, he's no Ben Affleck. I just watched him do the thriller dance with Jennifer Garner, and it gets me every time. You know what? He could be a good person outside of the movies he acted. I was in the movies.

[00:07:37] He's a potato. So, until now. You just watched 50 or, what is it, 13 again? Yeah, I was on TV. I only watched that one scene. Jennifer Garner's so awesome. I love her. I love her. She's the worst. She's the worst. Okay, now where was I? Oh, yeah. So, he's now on my creep crush. I would agree on that one. Yeah. Now, if you have seen the trailer for this, there is no huge surprise to what this story is about.

[00:08:05] We get Robert Pattinson as Mickey, who is an expendable and not the Sylvester Stallone type of expendable. Expendables are used in the colonization of foreign planets to test things like deadly diseases, deadly missions, or in any situation that you need to be able to be a human guinea pig without any remorse. And why is that, you may ask? Because you are replicated and you are expendable.

[00:08:34] This film is layered with political satire and pokes at colonialism, class ranking, dystopian futures, true love, and of course, understanding that the human spirit is not always ruled by politically hungry alt-right Christians. They can be ruled by humans who get that just because a species doesn't look like you doesn't make it less intelligent or worth killing. The effects in this is stellar.

[00:09:03] Pattinson is brilliant as a shy, unassuming expendable in Mickey 17, as well as his alter ego, Mickey 18. The cast is having so much fun in this film, you can't help but enjoy this bonkers adventure with all its humor and creative and original approach to the sci-fi rom-com genre. I laughed, I grew a little bit as a person, and I'm now two movies in where I think the potato himself, Mark Ruffalo, is a talented actor, if given the right role.

[00:09:32] I love this film, even with some of the minor flaws. But then again, I do love sci-fi as a genre. You do. But mostly I love everything Bong Joon-ho does. Mickey 17 was mondo, it was wacky, it was bonkers. Seeing Ruffalo channel Donald Trump's face, but not his mannerisms, made me laugh every single time he was on screen. I've got a couple things to unpack, but what do you say, Murr?

[00:10:04] 17 versions of Robert Pattinson. Yes! Sounded interesting. It does. When I watched the trailer, it looked to be funny and delightful. It was! So, I cashed in all my scene points and went to see it at my local cinema. As it turned out, I'm glad I didn't pay money for it. What? Oh, come on, Murr! I know, I know. I know. You guys love that Korean dude. Parasite and whatever else he's done. Mega things.

[00:10:32] I have not seen any of his films, nor do I really plan to. So, maybe I don't get his directing style. Robert Pattinson, every version of him in this film was pretty good. I especially liked Evil Mickey or number 18. The sheer dark side of the character was pretty entertaining. Unfortunately, that's about all I liked about this film.

[00:10:56] The story which I thought was a rompy space travel adventure quickly eroded into a Jim Jones crazy cult goes to another planet story. Mark Ruffalo, who I usually like, was off the rails unhinged in this film. Yes! Exactly! Couldn't stand his character. Maybe it was the teeth. Tony Collette, who I absolutely adore, was downright horrible in this. What?

[00:11:25] I thought the movie was too long by at least 30 minutes. Oh, man. The ice worms, which they were, were both cute and terrifying. Reminded me too much of Dune and Tremors. Yeah, it was like a combo pack. I realize how much you guys both love that Bun Boon Joe whatever guy. Bungie Hulk. Also, I'm not going to give this film what I really wanted to. Thank God. A rage. Woo!

[00:11:52] I will settle on a very, very low, low, low, low man. We'll take it! We'll take it! Just because of Dark Side Mickey. Yeah. Nice. So, yeah. You're welcome. And Pattinson. You also said Pattinson. He's all right. No, that's what I mean. Mickey. He's Mickey. You said all his versions you liked. Yeah, but I especially love Dark Side Mickey. Dark Side Mickey. Yeah, Dark Side Mickey was pretty damn sexy. Did not love it as much as you guys. Sorry.

[00:12:21] Yeah, you know, you are really doing us a big favor. Yeah, I know. Yes, you are. Well, actually, you're doing Bong Joon Ho. You're welcome. And by the way, Murray, if you just don't want to watch any of his mother movies, that is okay with us. I'm not planning on it. Because, you know what they all have in common? Most of them are in common. They have subtitles. All except for two other ones. Yeah. Okja doesn't have subtitles. Well, Okja has some. Oh, it might have a few. Yeah. What's the one with the train? And Snowpiercer. Snowpiercer doesn't have it.

[00:12:50] Okay, that one I've seen. Yeah. So you liked it. Yeah, because it had Chris Evans in it. Nice. There you go. There you go. Yeah, that's one out of how many he did. I don't think anybody's ever said that before. I don't think anyone's ever said that before. Actually, you know, I said that about Chris Evans and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. I'm going to tell you something about Chris Evans. Chris Evans peaked in America. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World? No, in what the hell? Not another teen movie.

[00:13:20] That's where Chris Evans peaked. When he had the banana sticking out of his butt. That's it. From there, his career went downhill. That is the Chris Evans that I would... That you know and love. It's like, you know, Elvis, someone should have shot him in the head before he got fat and ridiculous and went to Vegas. They should have shot Chris Evans in the head right after another teen movie. And that would have been his legacy. And it would have been awesome. Couldn't he just have died of natural causes? Well, whatever. Or retired?

[00:13:50] I don't really care how... Why are people having to shoot people in the head for you to be happy? Because he would have found a way to get into another movie and spoil it all for me, just like he did. You didn't like him and Scott Pilgrim? Come on, he was great. Yeah, he was great. Everything about Scott Pilgrim is great. That one had Superman in it, too. Yeah, it did. It did. The vegan. And he was also vegan. That's right. He was a super vegan. Love the guy. Except for he didn't know chicken wasn't vegan. He was an awesome dude. I met him. All right. So, Bryce, what do you think of Mickey 17? Mickey 17.

[00:14:19] Jim, I agree with everything that you said except for the fact that... Mark Ruffalo? Yeah. The fact that Mark Ruffalo is always freaking brilliant. So, I don't know what you're talking about. I just understand the brilliant in his name in the same sentence. He's a master thespian, my friend. You mean when he's a potato for every movie up until the last two? Sure. Between him and Toni Collette, I mean, this is the reason Murray didn't like the movie. And this is the reason I loved the movie.

[00:14:46] Every time him and Toni Collette were on screen was pure joy. Robert Pattinson, you could see the fun that he was having with this role. It was infectious. This movie was just so much fun, start to finish. And, you know, Bong Joon-ho is going to put a lot of political stuff in because that's what he does. And that's cool because I kind of agree with him every time.

[00:15:13] So, he's never saying anything where I'm going, I don't agree with that. Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, I don't have to go on and on and on. I could. But this was totally Mondo. And let's just get to your unpacking. What do you want to unpack? Well, I was, we've all kind of talked about it, but the Toni Collette and Ruffalo co-dependency and how they fed off each other and to the level of wackiness. Yeah.

[00:15:38] That is just like, I've never seen two characters that are that over the top. Yeah. And, and how it ended with her coming back. It was like, that was so good. Just, yeah. Or the religion, the thing that got me the most was the religious jabs in this. Oh, they're tubs. The part, there's their dinner party when they're at the dinner party and they're going to pray and they're going to pray.

[00:16:03] I'm just like, this is literally the funniest prayer I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. And actually, I didn't know, like, I thought that he had contracted something that was going to kill him. Yeah. So I was like, okay, how is he going to get out of this? Yeah, he did. Then he recovered. Yeah, he recovered. Then he ate the bad meat. Yeah. And he recovered from that too. It's like, he's indestructible. Like Mickey 17 cannot die. It was hard to kill Mickey 17.

[00:16:32] The other one's not so much, but Mickey 17. I mean, they went through 15 of them in like five minutes. He didn't even get to meet them. Yeah. That was the part that I thought was so good was like, they showed you every single one about what their story was. Because even the one where they're like, well, I think it was 11, 12 and 13 were when they found the cure for the gas on the planet. And it's just like, and the whole time his love interest was there by his side.

[00:17:00] You know, the thing about Bong Joon-ho movies, if you go through them all, facial expressions are such a big part of his movies. Totally. And I guarantee he coached these guys on kind of what he wanted and then kind of probably let them run with it. Oh, for sure. But everybody in this from Nasha to Mickey to Yiva to Ken Marshall, like they all, their facial expressions were just over the top and so funny.

[00:17:27] And you could just see that he was having such a good time with this while sneaking in some messages too while he was at it. And you know what? It was just, there's no other director like this that can make so many different types of movies. A lot of times directors kind of, you know, it's that guy's movie because that's kind of, that's the style. He's got different styles and he tells completely different stories. Yeah.

[00:17:53] The only one that I would say that, I mean, it's nothing like it, but would be a similar kind of feel is, is the host. Yeah. Right. Like in the sense that you've got a alien. It's another, this is kind of a, it's kind of a monster movie. But in this one, the monster is actually the Christians. Kind of, yeah. Which, you know, I feel that way every day. Man, I could watch Toni Collette, like just play this role on forever. She was so good. Yeah. So good. Anyways.

[00:18:23] Yeah. Love this movie. I hope everybody else appreciates the way that me and Jim did. Or if, you know, hopefully you'd, you'd like it maybe more than Murray did. I, you know what's funny though? Cause my, uh, one of my son-in-laws, I, he asked me about it cause, and I know his, his sensibilities about film cause he's, uh, he's also a film director. But, um, I said, you will not like this movie. I know for a fact he will not. There's some people that won't.

[00:18:52] Cause it's cause of the comedy. He hasn't gone yet, but when he does, I know he won't like it because he doesn't, he doesn't understand wacky humor. Yeah. I love wacky humor. I just didn't find it funny. Honestly, I didn't. Was it because, cause you were raised by Catholics? Maybe a little. All right. No, I just, I don't know. I was expecting one kind of movie and it became something else. Oh. It wasn't what I. Who cares what you expect? You just, you just judge the movie in front of you.

[00:19:18] If it was, if they did just done like the, you know, exploring a new planet, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, sure. But they had to throw religion in there. Yeah. Conclave. There was a nun or a priest in it. I'm not going to. The omen. Just so you know. I like, you know what? The only kind of nun I really want to see. You know what kind of nuns I want to see? Dark. Dark nuns.

[00:19:46] You guys didn't like that movie anyway. It was okay. It was okay. But we like dark nuns. Yeah. Anyway. All right. You loved it. Let's move on. Let's talk about Night of the Zoopocalypse. Yeah. Okay. So Canadian animated with kind of a made for TV feel. Yeah. About a zoo that gets invaded by an alien meteor.

[00:20:12] In turn, which it possesses an evil bunny who turns the entire zoo into evil zombies slash demons slash 28 days later, whatever you want to call them. These turns the critters into monsters. The story is very seen it before. There is, in my opinion, enough humor in here to entertain. To be honest, though, the horror in this actually had some pretty scary parts in between the

[00:20:40] talking animals working together to save their home. In fact, I would say it would rival almost a Goosebumps level scary at times. So I can see why this was definitely rated PG as opposed like it's definitely not a rated G. So if you're thinking about taking kids to this, I'd be conscious about knowing your kid to know whether or not they can take some of the scares that this will have. That that that's what I would say about that.

[00:21:09] I'm not sure who the intended audience this was. That's what I'm going to be saying. Little kids, I think, would be too scared and teenagers would think it's too kiddy. So I'm guessing maybe gateway horror for seven to ten year olds. It's a zombie film. So it didn't have much of a chance to make me rage because even the worst zombie movie I still like because I like things that eat people. It's just it's my kink, I guess.

[00:21:35] For kids, it's a positive message that it's OK to create your own pack and support each other. It probably was about 15 to 25 minutes too long, but I still laughed and I got some jump scares enough from evil animals. So I didn't hate it. It was a meh. Yeah, I also don't really know who this was for. I guess you could your gateway seven to ten year old theory is probably right. Probably OK. That's an awfully narrow audience that you're pointing to.

[00:22:05] Yeah, well, that's that's well, and I'll see me because I didn't mind it. None of it. None of the humor landed with me like you. You saw me. I was just bored to tears for that. You did laugh that one time. Did I? I don't remember. And then you did sleep for about half an hour. I didn't sleep. You're always telling me that I fell asleep. Oh, whatever. Stop spreading rumors. But I kind of know when you did fall asleep because I'm like, OK, it's gotten a little bit draggy. It's the whole thing was draggy and it didn't look good.

[00:22:35] I mean, I hate to, you know, pile on a Canadian movie, but it looked it didn't even look good enough for made for TV. This was amateurish animation that just I I didn't like it. I didn't I like nothing about this movie. I the animation was terrible. The jokes didn't land. The I don't know who it was for. It sure as hell wasn't for me. No, it was a rage. It was awful.

[00:23:03] I hated, hated, hated this movie. Like, I don't even know what the voice actors, I guess some of them were OK. I guess Scott Thompson might have he if I did laugh, it might have been something he said in this as he was. What was he? The you got ash. The the not the was he an ostrich or something? I don't even know what the hell these things were. I think he was an ostrich.

[00:23:33] He was. Oh, Paul. Paul. Paul. Son hung hung. Hung Lee was Felix. Yeah, I know. And David. David. Harbour. Yeah. I know. Talking about. I know there was some there's some people in here that we know, but Scott Thompson was the only one that might have made me laugh. Yeah. I don't know which one ash was. It was like the it wasn't it wasn't an ostrich. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah. Alpaca. Yeah. There wasn't. No, there was a there was an ostrich. Yeah. Anyways, I didn't mind the animation because I hated the end.

[00:24:03] It just looked cheap and crummy. It felt like it's that over exaggerated. The eyes of all the creatures are extra large. I knew from the opening scene with the silly chase scene and like I was like, this is going to be terrible. And I was right. Like it never got any better. I just you slept through half. I didn't sleep through any of it. Stop spreading rumors. Hated this movie. Hated it. I don't think it's for anybody. Just avoid it at all costs. Don't avoid it.

[00:24:33] Bring the kids. You should probably bring your seven to ten year old. And if you like zombie movies like me and Canadian animated TV, then you might like it like. Hey, sign me up for the raccoons. That's exactly what I was thinking. Raccoons, baby. Raccoons. I was like, this is like raccoons, but like more animated. There was no character that was as good as like a serial sneer in this. Just give me a break. Not even close. The cougar was kind of like that. Cougar wasn't like that. The cougar was awesome. No.

[00:25:03] No. Actually, it wasn't a cougar. What was it? It was a mountain lion. Mountain lion. That's right. The thing. Yeah. It's a mountain lion. A little piece of trivia I just dug up. I love trivia. Apparently, this was inspired by a Clyde Barker concept. Yeah, it was based on a concept by Clive Barker. He's an executive producer on it. Nice. He's still alive. Yeah. Apparently, he's an executive producer on it. He's not that old. It seems like he's old. It just seems to me that if Clive Barker really believed in this project, he would have

[00:25:31] been more involved with it. More hands-on. Because it wasn't written by him. This is like one of the weirdest credits I've ever seen. And it literally, I believe it says it's inspired by an idea. Concept. A concept by Clive Barker. So. I've never seen that in my life. So. A credited concept. So what you're saying. But it has nothing to do with writing it. It's just. I guess he was talking at a party somewhere. And someone overheard him.

[00:26:01] It's a sentence on a cocktail napkin. Yeah. It's like. Well, it might not even have been a napkin. That is just so weird. Maybe he was at a convention. Maybe he was stoned at a party and he just said, what? You know what would be awesome? Animals is zombies. And I said, all right. Okay. Let's make a movie out of that. You want to be executive producer? All right. Okay. Let's do anything. No. You can have. You can have my rights to the words I just said. Just said that I think that. To the two sentences. Just give me the money. Zombie animals.

[00:26:30] Animated for kids. Let's do it. Let's do it. Nice. All right. Well. Hated it. From zombie animals, we go all the way to Afghanistan. That's a long way. Yeah. It is. Well, I guess there could be zombie animals in Afghanistan. I don't think so. Yeah. Maybe not. Taliban won't allow it. Okay. So this film was. For those of. This is another piece of trivia, Murr. This film was approved by the Angel Guild. Apparently. And produced by Angel Films.

[00:27:01] It's kind of weird. It's at the very beginning of the movie. I will. I will. I will say that if that's the reason you're. You want to avoid this film. That's not a good reason to avoid it because it's the. It's the least Angel Guildy film. That's ever. Yeah. It's. If you're going to this Angel. Production. Thinking you're going to be converted or reconverted or. Whatever. What do they call it when you're not reconverted? You're just. There's just. There's part of the conversion. I don't know.

[00:27:32] I want to say. Just to be very clear from the beginning. All right. That this topic. They try and portray in. This is a very important topic. And the world in general, I feel. Is heartbroken. That so many women in Afghanistan. Have lost all their rights. With the Taliban. Now back in power. So I want that to be very clear. That my review of this movie has in no way.

[00:28:02] Any. Clear message about my thoughts and feelings about the injustice that's happening. To the Afghani women. That I want to make sure is clear. Yep. Now. On with the movie. So this movie. By the ever popular angel films. Which is also. Approved by the angel guild. Which by the way. Is not angel films. But they get to decide what is an angel film. So how weird is that? I don't know. I don't understand.

[00:28:32] I'm already confused. Well. The movie had a guy named Jesus in it. So it immediately qualifies as an angel film. I don't think that's all it. This is saying Jesus or Jesus? I don't know. It said Jesus. Isn't it the same spelling? Yeah. All right. So. Yeah. Yes. Yes it is. So this movie. By the ever popular angel guild. Sorry. Angel film and guild. Creates a movie. That is made up of moments in time. For these four young ladies and a teacher. Who is a woman.

[00:29:02] In Afghanistan. Who gets everything she wants. By persistence. And saying these magic words. Try harder. This try harder. Or can do attitude. Is probably the most annoying thing. I've ever seen in any movie. That has ever been made by angel films. They can't get these girls. To come to school. But. They can. Because they work harder to do it. Followed by male dominated no's.

[00:29:32] By all their parents. But you know what. If you try harder. You can make it happen. You can make it happen. Followed by. They can't get visas to go to the US. But you know what. What's those magic words. Try harder. Try harder. Try harder. Then. Trying to make a robot. That they have no instructions for. And they have no education about. How to make a robot. But you know what. If you. Try harder. You can do it. This film. Like all angel films. That I have seen. Which is unfortunately.

[00:30:01] All of them. Yeah. You see a lot. I truly believe. Make these films. For people. Who have. Either. Never. You haven't seen all of them. I have a feeling that we have. It feels like we have. We. I'm pretty positive. We've seen them all. Did you go to that Fortress movie? Yes. Okay. We did see that too. Sure did. Okay. So. Sorry. Where was I? So these films. Are for people. Who have either lived inside. Of a bible. Or under a rock. Or who have never seen.

[00:30:31] A real film. With any strife. Or bound. In any form of reality. Outside of this little tiny box. That they live in. This was so hard to watch. As this story. That deserved a real script. And story. Was delivered in a way. That was. More like a list of things. They had to accomplish. And once they did. They ticked the box. Really quickly actually. Really really quickly. And then just moved on. To the next box. That they had to tick. So imagine that. The writer and director. Of this film.

[00:31:01] Said. You know what? Okay. So here's the situation. We have this very important story. That we need to tell. About these really great. Afghan women. And you know what? We've got 72 things. That we have to tick off. To get it into the film. So guess what they did? They made clips. That were like 72 clips. That were put in some type of order. Sometimes they were out of order. Sometimes they were in order. Because sometimes you'd be like. Now we're going back in time.

[00:31:30] 10 years. And you're like what? And then like. Now we're going forward. Seven years. And then we're going back. And me and Bryce were trying to figure out. Yeah. Like for what reason? What year are we? Well yeah. What year are we? So now we're three years before the first thing that happened in this movie? Or two years. Two years. So. Sorry. Now we're seven years back from when? And then we got out. You know what? We had time to go out to the lobby. Get a protractor. And try and figure out what year we were actually in. For the rest of the movie. I wish I got the lead. So it was out of order. What you're saying.

[00:32:01] I don't know. You're out of order. I don't like those kind of movies. Okay. So. Okay. So here's. I do if they're done well. But there's no reason for it here. Exactly. So okay. Murray. Question for you. QR code or no QR code? QR code. You are so right. Damn straight. Send money to women in Afghanistan to teach them. Spread the word. Get people to watch. This one is at the beginning of the movie. Actually I saw the trailer. Yes. And yeah. It's a three and a half minute trailer. Yes.

[00:32:31] And the last minute of it is the story. The stars of the movie. Asking you to watch the movie. Yep. Yep. And that you can win a trip if you see the movie. Yeah. Yes. So no. The QR code in this one is that you can buy a ticket for someone else to see this movie. Right. So it's like pay it forward. Yeah. And I'm thinking to myself. Who would want to punish someone to pay this movie forward? I don't know. It's like a hell of an April Fool's joke.

[00:32:59] If Bryce had not seen this movie and I was in that QR code by myself. Do you have bought him one? 100% I would have bought it for him. And then I would have put that name in the dare bag. And then so he would have had to have seen this movie. So I have one thing to unpack, but I want to hear what Bryce has to say. Yeah. Rule Breakers is just very disappointing. As you mentioned, there are some issues that absolutely deserve to have movies made about them, but they deserve to have good movies made about them. This was a train wreck.

[00:33:29] This was such a train wreck that I didn't even know what was going on some of the time. Like when they got to the competition and they've got these robots, we don't know what the point system is apparently. And I'm sure that they had more than one thing at the competition, but we see like some weird little clip of their robot doing some stuff. And then all of a sudden they're in second place or whatever. They're putting you in suspense because they're like,

[00:33:57] they're like, oh, who's going to be first or second place? And we're like, how do they not know? Didn't the robot win? How do they not know? But also like, what is the point? Like, I don't even know if they did good or not. Cause I don't know what the criteria is. Why can't you like have, there's gotta be a way to make this so that I have some idea what's going on. Like I literally had no idea what's going on, but there was just, it's just such a poorly made movie and it just jumps all over the place.

[00:34:26] And it covers so much, but it covers so little at the same time because it's covering so much. My head's spinning. I'm like, what, where are we now? We're jumping from sin. And apparently they were in like 500 of these competitions. And I guess they were back to back. And they were still in high school. And they were still in high school. Like, I don't know what's going on. I wanted this movie to be good. Cause I really, and I think that there's a good movie in this,

[00:34:55] like in this story, there's a good movie to be made. Like a really good movie to be made. How about a documentary? A documentary would be great. But there's even a good narrative movie that could have been made. I'm sure this was not it. And I feel, I feel bad for the actors involved. Cause they did pretty good. They were pretty good. I actually liked the girls, but they were all, they were all good. And the teacher, teacher, teacher was good. All the parents were good. Like the acting was good. Everything was good. Yeah. But the, the,

[00:35:24] just not a well-made movie. It was just, and it was for something that should have been so straightforward telling of a story. It was the most confusing thing that I've seen that should have been so straight. There's, there's nothing. You shouldn't have been scratching your head at any time trying to figure out what the heck's going on in a movie like this. Cause there's no reason for it. You're telling something that's supposed to be a true story and you're, you're all over the place. Well, and, and, and here's the thing about angel films.

[00:35:53] Real quick. This was a rage and I, I don't, I wish it wasn't. I really do. Cause I do think there was a good movie in this. Cause this was a, this was a, this was such a cool story to completely misfire like this is a crime. Yeah. But go ahead. What were you? Oh, I was going to say like the thing about angel films in general is that they're all PG rated, right? So you can have any person of any age go, see this. Like when you're talking about the Taliban,

[00:36:23] they needed to show how horrible the Taliban. Wasn't there a scene in the trailer? They talked about the Taliban going after her father and there was like a bomb that went off in the distance. I'm like, yeah, that's not all. They showed that. Well, and they didn't show anything. They didn't show it. They showed the explosion, but they, yeah. Off in the distance. And that's, that's all you got in everything, everything in it. There's a lot of implied in this movie that you kind of go, okay, I guess that's what happened,

[00:36:51] but they don't really show anything happening. They, you don't like, uh, if you didn't, if we all didn't know about the Taliban and how horrible this organization is, you would watch this movie and go, well, maybe they're not so bad. That's a nice, right? Like I didn't get out of that movie going, man, the Taliban are evil. No, I got out of there thinking, which is weird. oh, Taliban's at least feeding people. Yeah. Everybody looked well fed. Yeah. They all had like, they all have coffee at this coffee shop. At this point, they weren't in, in, in charge though.

[00:37:21] The Americans were still in Afghanistan. Well, but we did get to the point where they were in charge. And even then they still were allowed to have coffee. We didn't, did we though? Yeah. I think this kind of ended before 2021 when they, you know what? Anyway, and that's another thing. I mean, the fact that we were, we're discussing this and we're not sure is another reason why it's like, I don't know what's going on with this movie. So the, and maybe by the end, I just didn't care. We both did. So I had just one question. Yes. Was the robot fighting?

[00:37:50] No, They're like, it's a hard pass for me. If robots aren't fighting, I don't want to see it. You know what? The funniest thing you say about that, Marie, cause I turned to Bryce in the middle of the film and I said, what's the name of that battle? Battle bots. Yeah. So Bryce said battle bots. And I said, yes. Because this isn't battle bots, Marie would not. I would hate it. Yeah. I would absolutely hate it. I literally said that. Like you said, it didn't make any sense. It jumped around too much. I hate movies to do that. Yeah. Anyways, it's a shame, but it's a rage.

[00:38:19] And my only unpacking on this was what exactly is a made up silver medal? I don't know. They were awarded a silver medal, Murray. Well, it's for trying. Yeah. If it was, they got, they got an honorable silver, whatever they called it. And for, so it wasn't a place. Well, like a participation note. Yeah, but this was the first one that they were in. So, I mean, whatever. That's, that's okay. But why would they call it silver? Like it's just. Yeah. Well, they give out the bronze and then they give out this,

[00:38:49] this honorable silver medal. Then the actual silver. Oh no, they gave out the silver medal. Then they gave up the bronze. That's the way they do it. Yeah. The honorary, the honorary silver. And then they gave out the gold. So we have no clue where they placed. They placed last. Yeah. They have, once again, they implied it, but they implied a lot of stuff in this. I don't know. But it's like, but it's silver. Like, what's the point? Why didn't they make up a whole new? It's not real silver. Uranium. You got. Why don't I just give them a little shout out? Like, why do you? Yeah.

[00:39:17] We're going to award this team some money because, because they don't got it. Give them a little badge. Yeah. Give them a bag of peanuts. I don't know. Peanuts are the best. Sounds awesome. Peanuts are awesome. I'd rather have a bag of peanuts and a silver medal. Same. Especially a stupid honorary one. Well, try harder and maybe you'll get one. There you go. Oh, wow. Oh, baby. What's the mergot? Well,

[00:39:47] I didn't have time to do what I wanted to do. So I kind of made shit up today. Nice. When I woke up from my short nap. From your short nap. Um, this week we got 18 versions of Robert Pattinson. Yes. Although they kind of blew through the first 16 copies pretty quickly. Pretty quick. Yeah. The idea of multiples and cloning isn't exactly new. No. So here are some other movies about clones. Nice. If that's your thing. I'm okay with clones. Sometimes. The sixth day from 2000. Nice. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[00:40:17] It's a goodie. Plays a chopper. He gets to the chopper. Get him to the chopper. In a world where cloning has become common. It's fun. After a work trip, he finds out he's been cloned without his okay. That's right. From there, Arnold goes down a rabbit hole of this shady practice, corporate greed and whatnot. No. Some critics have panned the picture, but Schwarzenegger fans and sci-fi fans think it's pretty good. And you know what? Here's the thing about clones. If you can have sex with yourself,

[00:40:47] guilt-free, sign me up. Yeah. They almost did that in Mickey 17. Yeah. Well, almost. That would have been. I believe I went to the bathroom at that point because I knew it was coming. And apparently it didn't. See, I wanted to see that. Because the other woman busted in and burned everything. Well, they could have made it a foursome. I don't know. There you go. You know what? But that's my argument for the positivity of clones. There you go. Is sex with yourself. As long as one of them isn't evil. Whatever. Because if you can't love yourself, Jim. Who can you love? That's right. Next up, Multiplicity from 1996. Oh,

[00:41:16] I'm sure you guys hate it. This is where another. Michael Keaton. Starring my main man. In his worst movie. And the best Batman ever, Michael Keaton. Oh, God. His worst film tackles the issue of cloning and replicating people with a comedic touch. Does it? He stars as a construction laborer who has a hard time juggling his personal and professional life. So he decrees to become a clone. Get cloned. He ends up being cloned many times. Hilarity ensues. Well. My kind of movie. That's debatable. Filed hilarity.

[00:41:45] We have a next up, The Boys from Brazil. Yes. So good. Now we're talking clone. I never heard of it. This film on our list has been called Pure Genius by some. It is pure genius. Others call it, think it's way too silly. What? It's about a Nazi hunter. Yes. Who learns that Dr. Mengele from the Nazi party wants to clone Hitler. He does. And make thousands of Hitler leaders by putting the cloned embryos into unsuspected.

[00:42:16] Wait a minute. Gregory Peck is a Nazi? Yes. Yes. Being hunted by Laurence Olivier? Yes. Yes. I only saw the trailer, but it looks bad and pretty awesome at the same time. Murray, if you watch one movie this week, it's Boys from Brazil. Plus it got three Oscar nominees. So good. Which means nothing. Well, Laurence Olivier got nominated. He's won, but he's been nominated a lot. Yeah. I've never been nominated. No, because you don't deserve it.

[00:42:44] The Gemini Man 2019. Oh, no. Yeah. Which one was that, sorry? Will Smith film tanked at the box office. Gemini Man. Did have some originality. The film was shot entirely in 60 frames per second, making everything look and sound realistic and utterly mesmerizing. Will Smith's character, a retired military sniper who's attempted to quit his job, put him in the crosshairs of a skilled assassin.

[00:43:13] Turns out to be his younger clone. Maybe I need to put this in a rage bag. Back when I used to like Will Smith, I actually liked this movie. Hmm. Hey, now we got one for you. Nice. There had to be one Korean film on this list. Yes. Just to make you guys happy. It's called Seabock. Yes, Seabock. Yes. This film was about an ex-spy who finds himself tangled up with,

[00:43:40] see, the first human clone. Yep. His job is to move this person, but things go haywire. This movie's brilliant. Things always do. And as they're being sent to the United States, especially with clones. An internal conflict breaks out between the NIS and the medical organization. Or should I say humanity and immortality. Nice. As subtitles, so I'm out. But you guys probably liked it. Oh, it's a good film. Finally, we finish off with the Keanu film. Yes!

[00:44:10] It's about time! Replicas 2019. Oh, his worst movie. In this film, Keanu Reeves' character is a neuroscientist. Oh, sorry. Wait. Knock Knock was his worst movie. He's a neuroscientist, okay? No, you're right. This one's worse. Working on putting human minds into artificial bodies. Whoa! Whoa! That was so bad. But here's the twist. After a tragic car crash takes his family away,

[00:44:35] he makes it to his life mission to bring them back using his clone technology. He does clone them! Yeah. Things take a wild turn, and this sends him on a race against time to save those people he loves while dancing on the edge of what's right and what's legal. There's no dancing. Sounds like an excellent adventure. That's all I got. Something for everybody. Temperature rising.

[00:45:07] Vision blurring. Rage taking over. This week, I had a few that were kind of percolating,

[00:45:36] but the one that I think got me raging the most was that we haven't seen, well, I have seen, but Bryce hasn't seen, and I want to experience seeing a really horrible movie in Screen X with Bryce and Murray present. So my rage this week is that there was no new films that came out in Screen X. That's my rage.

[00:46:04] Because we would have definitely seen it. Like, imagine if Mickey 17 came out That probably could have been. In Screen X. I know! But instead of them doing that, it did come out, I think, in IMAX. I'm sure. And, um, would you say, Ultra? Ultra AVX or something. Yeah, something like that. But you know what? They didn't put it out in Screen X. Now, keep in mind, I want everybody to be clear that Screen X is the worst invention that has ever been invented. And probably the most expensive to date. But,

[00:46:33] if we're going to watch a movie, we should see a movie. Actually, you know what would have made it even better? is if we got to see the Rule Breakers in Screen X. Oh, God! when they had the robot competition and the sides opened up and you could, it's like you're right there in the robot competition. So, as much as they didn't bring that out, it's more that they didn't bring Rule Breakers out in Screen X. So you're going to pay even more money to see that. Yeah. So, well, so that Bryce could experience true rage

[00:47:04] in Screen X. No, it's got to be a superhero film. Maybe Mission Impossible. Let's do that one. Yeah. It's totally going to be Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible is totally going to be in. Totally going to be. Absolutely, Screen X. What's the next, what's the next MCU film that's coming out? Maybe that's going to be it. I think it's the Thunderbirds, by the way. Yeah, maybe the Thunderbirds will be in X. I think maybe Mission Impossible comes out first. I'm not sure. Let's X it up, Brycey. Let's X it up, baby. Here's the rule, okay? I want to set a rule here. The next X that comes out that's new release,

[00:47:33] we got to see it in there so we have something to talk about. The next what, huh? Screen X. Whatever next week is coming out, whatever next big movie is coming out. Yeah, we're going to have to see it in X. All right. It'll be a blockbuster. It might be Novocaine. I think X is going to be good. No, I disagree. It might be Novocaine. Maybe not. I don't know. Anyway. We'll see. Yeah.

[00:48:25] My rage this week is just that when people make movies about true stories, it just deserve better. It's just disappointing sometimes when something that really should have a spotlight shined on it is just made so poorly that it takes away from the message that it's trying to deliver. That's my rage. That's a good rage. You know,

[00:48:55] we've talked about this technically a lot. It's like biopics in general. Well, I'm trying to think of the one that... Well, they go more for a storyline than they do actually accuracy. So, I get that. Yeah. Because a lot of biopics are like maybe 50% accurate. Yeah. Well, you know, the thing even with documentaries though, right? Like we talk about documentaries being... documentaries are still films. No, I know, but...

[00:49:24] They're still from the perspective of the filmmaker. It's right. Sometimes we get documentaries. You're just like, this story... The thing is, there's no true documentary because even if you were to take a filmmaker and you were to just throw a camera somewhere and just document what's going on, it's still not a true documentary because... Because the people see the camera and then they probably don't act exactly how they would normally act. but what if...

[00:49:53] So the only way you could do it is if you had like a hidden camera and nobody knew. Yes. Then you could make a documentary. Candid camera. Which nobody I don't think ever has. What about a nature film? Because you could do a documentary that's a nature film. As long as the animals don't see the camera, then... Why would they act well? Sometimes they do. Animals walk up to the camera and look at it and fiddle with the camera. They usually try to eat it. They do it all the time. Anyways. You just described the entire world of reality. I have no idea why we went off

[00:50:22] on that tangent, but... Well, mostly because we're talking about true stories. I'm talking about all these other true stories. Sometimes true stories are for entertainment's sake and that's good. I'm talking about true stories that really deserve an audience because of the message that they're trying to send or the way that they're trying to educate you. They need to be spot on, made really well, or not made at all.

[00:50:52] If it's a stupid biopic about Elton John, I don't really care. But if it's about an important issue, you need to do it very, very well or don't do it at all. Don't do it through Angel Films is what you're saying. Exactly. If it's Angel Films, it's crap. I think we've agreed on that. I don't know about that. Well, we've yet to see one. We have yet to see a good one. Well, just you wait because The Chosen is coming up. But that's a TV show so we don't have to see it. Yeah, but it's on the big screen. Yeah, but we don't have to see it. Well, the one thing is on the big screen,

[00:51:22] the Last Supper deal. Anyways, now we're really going off. Let's just end this. It's just part of the series. Can we please get on with it? All right, then. Rage subsiding. My plan was to have like a 10 second rage and it turned into like four minutes because you guys kept on going. Your rage on traffic was longer than that. Nice. Traffic sucks. It does.

[00:51:52] All right. So again, if you're listening to us for the first time, go to our page, our webpage, filmrageyyc.com. Go to our page called The List or a tab called The List. On that, you will find five lists. We have the mesmerizing, the repulsive, the doubted, the undoubted, and the once mesmerizing who no longer are. Yep. So we've been trying to whittle down our mesmerizing because our belief is that you cannot have two mesmerizing actors

[00:52:21] in the same film because one's going to have to out-mesmerize the other one. So, Murr gave us the charge from last week that we're going to see Carol Kane and Peter Dinklage in Pete Smalls is... Dead. Dead. Did you actually find it? Yes, we did. We did. I saw it in two different formats because I like the film. But the unfortunate thing is, or maybe fortunate, for Carol Kane

[00:52:51] is that she's only in it for 57... No, 54 minutes. 54 seconds. For 54 seconds. Yeah, minutes seems like... Yeah, 54 seconds. It would have been good if it was 54 minutes. Yeah, 54 seconds was all we got of Carol Kane. Yeah, she was barely in it. Now, they were pretty awesome 54 seconds, I'm going to tell you that. But just like our rule... Her and her little dog, too. Her little dog, too. So, yeah, for 54 seconds, it's not enough to give her a chance to get mesmerizing enough. But once again, Murray,

[00:53:21] even though I'd never seen this movie before. And I probably never would have seen it if it wasn't for you. So, thank you, Murray, for throwing this one forward because I actually really enjoyed it. There were some funny, funny bits in it. And just so you know, Murray... Just watching those two on the little scooter riding around was hilarious. That was pretty funny. Here's the thing. When Bryce gets mad because he's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and it's usually on a film that he doesn't like, that's on him

[00:53:50] because, you know what? You're not expected to watch the movie before you find it for us. No. So, let Bryce be his normal bitchy self. Okay, I don't even know where that's coming from. It's coming from... Well, you'd go off on Murray and say, Did we know you? Did you not even look at the list on this? It's the time and blah, blah, blah, and who to who to what to... Because it doesn't tell you how long they're in the movie. You never know how long these are. I'd love you to show me this episode where I did that because that didn't happen. Which episode? Plural? Pretty much every time

[00:54:20] I bring up a name. Oh, you guys are ridiculous. That has never happened. Okay, our regular listeners... I don't have a huge volume of films I can just draw from memory. Oh, I thought you were doing something else. I have to consult the internet for this stuff. That's right. Yeah, unfortunately they're not always accurate. Nope. So yeah, she wasn't top billing but I figured she at least did five minutes. Yeah. There was like a hundred people in this movie. Yeah, there was so many people. It was basically Peter Dinklage and whatever. Well, and whatever

[00:54:49] his buddy. Yeah, he's the scooter dudes. And then everybody else is in it for very little. Basically Petey and friend. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. Thanks for getting us to watch this. Just throwing dirt to the board. That's all I'm doing. That's true. That's fine. Last week on Rage or Dare. Bryce, after his usual song and dance and I'm not talking about Danny Kay with Tap Shoes sort of dance. It's more of the

[00:55:18] wah, wah, wah kind of dance. Well, he finally picked from Jim's bag of Tom Cruise action rage films and pulled the race car flick Days of Thunder. This week, it's Jim's turn to rage or dare. And hold on, what's that I hear? Oh, crickets. Because Jim ain't no whiner. He takes his rage like a good little masochist.

[00:55:48] Come on, Bryce. Now, let's check in with Bryce and see if his love of all the auxiliary cast in Days of Thunder, that's right, John C. Reilly, playing pretty much the same character he does in Talladega Nights. Let's see if that love can bring the thunder over his loathing of the greatest action hero the world has ever created. And then, according to my notes, that is Tom Cruise. But he had an accent this time. Wait, Tom Cruise had an accent?

[00:56:18] No, John C. Reilly. Oh, okay. He played a southern dude. Southern dude? Yeah, okay. Days of Thunder. This is another late 80s, early 90s Tom Cruise, Formula Movie. Take one talented young man who thinks he knows it all but has a lot to learn. Take one older man who sees himself in Tom and takes him under his wing

[00:56:47] Wait, this sounds familiar. and shows the utmost patient as Tom screws up over and over again. For some reason at this point, a woman enters the fray to teach Tom some life lesson by the end of the film as well. Watch Tom as he gets better and better at whatever he is doing. In this, it's driving around in a circle a lot. Now, we also need a bad guy. Although, in a Tom Formula movie,

[00:57:15] we get an initial bad guy that is his rival and through competition makes him better at whatever he is doing in the movie. In this, he gets really good at driving in a circle. What? And as the film goes on, this pseudo-enemy actually becomes a friend through their mutual respect because they are both good at said task, which in this movie

[00:57:45] is driving in a circle. And then... Then? What? There's more? I'm already confused. And then we enter the last act. What? The true enemy reveals themselves. No! And he is always so much worse than the first enemy who ends up not being an enemy at all. And then finally, Tom flies the plane really good or plays pool really good

[00:58:14] and wins big. Or in this case, he wins the big race because he passed on the right instead of the left. That seemed to be a major plot point for some reason in this film. Because it's harder to pass on the right. I hate all Tom Cruise formula movies and Days of Thunder was no different than any of them. It is a rage. They're all the same gosh darn movie, Jim. What? What are you talking about? They've got the exact

[00:58:43] same characters, the exact same everything every single time. And it's just, it's annoying. And this movie was just, it was garbage. It was watching freaking car racing for like two hours. Now you know how I feel watching sports movies in general. Yes, NASCAR is about four hours long and yeah, all they do is make a left turn. It was just, oh my God, this was awful. And millions of Americans love it. It was so bloody awful.

[00:59:13] I hated this movie so much. I'm sitting there watching it and my dog was like whining for some reason the whole time through and it was actually and it was, I think he was whining because he's like, why are you watching this garbage? This is awful. Even my dog knew that this was garbage. So I paused it and we went outside. We hung out for a bit and we came back inside. I hit play again and after the dog having such a good time for a little bit there, he immediately started whining.

[00:59:42] He didn't whine after the movie ended. The movie ended and all of a sudden he was perfectly quiet because even my dog hated this movie. This was awful. Rage. You're welcome. Speaking of your dog, he heard you saying, he heard you say Tom Cruise and he's right. He may not like this movie, but I can guarantee that Baxter loves Tom Cruise. No, I don't believe he does. Who doesn't? All right,

[01:00:12] well, I actually love that movie. Nice. And you know what? That's where he met Nicole Kidman, who he was married to for a few years. Which I also don't like. I love Nicole Kidman. All right, well, I'm pulling for Merman's Bag of ice creamy deliciousness. What? It's not my turn again? What? Like every week? Yeah, no, it's not. Although, just so everybody knows, when we come back next week, we've been dared to see something by a listener. So,

[01:00:42] we'll be watching that. I will be watching a movie that I don't actually hate, so this is going to be good for me. It's called Lucky Number Slevin. Oh, it's not terrible. I know. It's like I just won the ice creamy bucket of tastiness. I mean, it's not great, but it's not terrible. Yeah, it's not bad at all. Thanks, Murr. Other people disagree, so. Well, what do they know? A bunch of idiots. They probably didn't love Mickey 17 as much as we did. Mm-hmm.

[01:01:12] Sure. Yeah, Lucky Number Slevin. I believe it's a gambling movie. It's got some gambling in it, but it's got Josh Hartnett in it. Yeah. Morgan Freeman, Ben Kingsley. I mean, he doesn't love Josh Hartnett in anything. All right, well, thanks, thanks for listening. Thanks to the extended film rage family. You can find it in our show notes. Thanks to Casey, from the nerdy photographer for the voice of Rager Darren, our god of rage. Rage. Rage. Find us on social media everywhere at

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