Episode 268 - The Real Dynamic Duo- Gaga and Phoenix

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_07]: It's time to feel the rage!

[00:00:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Ah, that really sounded weird.

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You are weird.

[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_03]: You're a little weird, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:00:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies, in theaters, streaming and classic films as well.

[00:00:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage.

[00:00:25] [SPEAKER_07]: My name is Bryson, part of the Film Rage crew which also includes Jim.

[00:00:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hey, Brys!

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_07]: And also we have...

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_07]: The Merman.

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Yo!

[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_07]: How you doing, Murr?

[00:00:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Fine.

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Are you really doing fine?

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_05]: No, but I'm faking it.

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_03]: He's putting on, putting on...

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Putting on my happy face.

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, something to be said for that.

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Or as my good buddy Pharrell says, I'm happy.

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Alright.

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Is Pharrell your good buddy?

[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_05]: He is now.

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_05]: He is now, apparently.

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh.

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_07]: There must be a story.

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Ernie, I misjudged him.

[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes!

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Ah.

[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, well that can happen.

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_07]: I misjudge people sometimes.

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_03]: But never do you misjudge Pharrell Williams.

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_07]: So with the introductions out of the way...

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Let's rage on!

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[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_03]: If you cannot commit to a membership, you can still buy us a movie rental and dare us to see a terrible film.

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Like we got to do this week.

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_03]: As long as it played anywhere in the world.

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_03]: No!

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_07]: What do you mean we got to do this week?

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_03]: We got dared to see a terrible movie.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_03]: For this week.

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_07]: We saw Pulse.

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Terrible movie.

[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Not the original Japanese version.

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the remake.

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_05]: There's always an original Japanese version.

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_05]: It wasn't that bad.

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we're going to talk more about that.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, Bryce is mentally challenged today.

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's get to raging!

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Or maybe not in Bryce's case.

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Eh.

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_05]: It's the clown music.

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, this is circus music.

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_00]: What with the amazing man predict?

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_00]: What with the amazing man predict?

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Will he predict the rage?

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Will he predict the mondo?

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Will he tell us what you're doing?

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Remember I saw at the movie?

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Here he comes now.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Better watch out, kids.

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_00]: He's coming swimming too.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Ooh.

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Swimmery, swimmery.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Swimmery swim.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Swimmery, swimmery.

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Swimmery swim.

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Swimmery swim.

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_00]: You're done.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I could go on for hours.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I know you could.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing better in the world than this song right here.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I disagree.

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think our listeners should get back to us and tell us.

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_03]: How much do you love this song?

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_03]: How much do they hate this song?

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: How much do you love this song?

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_05]: How much do you love this song?

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Movies, movies, movies.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_05]: We saw a lot!

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_05]: You guys saw lots of movies.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Including one you could not pay me $1,000 to see.

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Nice.

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Why would I pay you $1,000 to see a movie?

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Because it's the only way you would get me in the theater to see this movie.

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I would never do that though.

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_07]: There's no movie ever that I would pay you $1,000 to see.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Exactly.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Pay any number of seats to see.

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I might pay you like $10 or buy your movie ticket.

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_05]: The latest Joker movie.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Joker.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_05]: If I read this correctly, it's Folly Adieu.

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_05]: So it's like what?

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Folly Adieu?

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Yep.

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_05]: The, you know, previous actor, Joaquin Phoenix.

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Adding that so-called singer slash actress as Harley Quinn, which I still don't buy.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't understand.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Considering how much I absolutely hate and despise these two.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Yep.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm guessing you guys love the movie so much you gave it a Mondo.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_05]: So let's go double Mondo on that one.

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Sweet.

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Even though it's a superhero film, technically, but...

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not-

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a super villain movie.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not Marvel, so...

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm assuming at least one person died in this movie.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't listening.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Would you give it?

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure.

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Would you say that we're giving that?

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Two Mondos.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Two Mondos.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Got it.

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Nice to know you're with us.

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Always with you, Murm.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, White Bird is next with Dame Helen Mirren and Jelena Anderson, who is in that sci-fi

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_05]: TV show a while ago.

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_05]: The X-Files?

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's the one.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_03]: She was in the movie, The X-Files, too.

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess.

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess there was a movie, too.

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Um, I don't know.

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_05]: A period piece.

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Like, it was Germany, Nazis, Jews.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what it was about, but it was like a flashback, and then this is like

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_05]: her son who's like picking on a kid who's got a facial thing.

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that was a different movie.

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh.

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure?

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're kind of mixing up.

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_05]: No, no.

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_07]: They do have the...

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_07]: No, there's a kid who has...

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_07]: It is about...

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but he's not in it.

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, but there's a kid who has a deformity.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_05]: No, it's...

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_07]: No, that's in the...

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_07]: That's the kid that's...

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that was in her time?

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_07]: No.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh.

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_05]: There's no kid with a deformity.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_05]: There's no kid.

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_05]: There's no kid with a picture in the trailer.

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw like a picture of a kid that either the grandson picked on or...

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, because...

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_07]: The grandson did pick on him, but in a previous movie.

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Previous movie?

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Wonder.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_07]: From 2016.

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a sequel to that?

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Sort of, but not really.

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Whatever.

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, uh...

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_05]: It's complicated, Murr.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no wonder I didn't see this.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah, I don't know.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe Jim gave it a meh, cause he doesn't really like period pieces very much.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, Bryce I'm guessing gave it a Mondo.

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Interesting.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_05]: If he stayed awake for a whole day.

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_05]: If he stayed awake, which is always the question.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I did stay awake, I think.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Then we have a movie that...

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I did.

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Me and Jim went to...

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_05]: 100%.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know about Bryce.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Bryce did not go.

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I did not go.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_05]: No.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Nope.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_05]: To die alone.

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Nope.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause I was at home getting ready for the Steelers game to start.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Are you ready for some football?

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Which caught a rain delay by an hour and a half.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Like, want to go to a movie?

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Like, it's die alone.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, well, I can't let you go to a die alone alone.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_05]: So...

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, I made my way out in the dark.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Darkness of night.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_05]: To go to a late movie with him.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, considering I was with you and I heard what you said about it as we were leaving.

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah, it was gonna be a rage and I think maybe the ending kind of saved it a bit.

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_05]: So that'll be a man.

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Then there's blank, which I hadn't heard of at all.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Apparently it's a documentary.

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_05]: It sure is.

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Kids with vision problems.

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_05]: It sure is.

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_05]: National Geographic.

[00:06:56] I don't know.

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's go double man on that one.

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Meh.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Times two.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Then we have a different man, which I have already seen.

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, that's why we're bringing it up.

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Which I've already talked about.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And it was a real unusual movie as I remember.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, I think it's just so wacky.

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I think Jim would have loved it.

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_05]: So let's say with Mondo.

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And Bryce, maybe meh.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_03]: We got our marching orders.

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we're gonna talk about folie de.

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_07]: You don't care.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I care too much.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And I...

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the problem.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I kinda am not a glass half full, half empty person.

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_07]: You're a glass half full person.

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, I just wanna have more.

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever.

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I always want more.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_03]: As Britney Spears once said...

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Give me more.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Give me more.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Give me more.

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Give me more.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm actually...

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Can you talk about the Joker?

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_07]: The Joker folie de.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm actually really curious to hear what you kinda thought of this, cause it's definitely

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_07]: a unique experience.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I mean, there's no denying in my opinion that Joaquin Phoenix is great in this.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Lady Gaga is a superstar and is a delight to watch in anything.

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, director Todd Phillips takes some big swings in this sequel to The Joker.

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I have never seen a musical super villain courtroom drama.

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Until now.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I love that Lady Gaga's Lee, this universe's Harley Quinn, is the one, is the one driving

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_07]: the car here.

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_07]: There's no hee hee, okay Mr. J, crap.

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_07]: You know, she's her own woman in this.

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_07]: She's large and in charge.

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_07]: I love that character.

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the type of film that I can see people hating.

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_07]: And especially if they had certain expectations going in.

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_07]: I personally thought this was a, was brilliant.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And I could watch Gaga and Phoenix share the screen all freaking day long.

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I love the chemistry between them.

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought they were both tremendous.

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_07]: I enjoyed the musical numbers.

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought everything fit.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm surprised at this, but Joker, Fali Adieu, I am giving a mondo.

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_00]: All right.

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_07]: And it just, it's the uniqueness.

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_07]: It's, it's the, the fact that I went in expecting one thing and I'm glad I had knew nothing going

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_07]: in.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Like I didn't read that it was, I knew it was going to have some musical numbers in

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_07]: it, but I didn't, I didn't figure it was going to be an all open.

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a, it's a wall to wall musical.

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause they have a pop singer in it.

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, she doesn't sing in other movies.

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_07]: She's not gonna sing.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, she doesn't sing in.

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_07]: She didn't sing in House of Gucci.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_07]: What are you talking about?

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm confused.

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyways, Lady Gaga.

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_05]: We also have Joaquin Phoenix who played Johnny Cash.

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Who also sings in that movie.

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah.

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_07]: But I've seen a lot of movies where he doesn't sing too.

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but that's in most of this movie.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't really sing too much.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I could have told you they were going to sing mostly because the trailer had them

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_05]: both singing.

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_07]: But I, did you think it was going to be an all out musical?

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_05]: No, but no, exactly.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_07]: That was kind of my point.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I kind of understood your point.

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And anyways, I saw the movie.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_07]: It's worth saying one more time that Lady Gaga is awesome.

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_07]: And I, did you know that she's actually actually is a singer?

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't even know this.

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought she was just a really good actress.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I, you know, there's one thing that I like about, well, there's a lot of things I like

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_03]: about Lady Gaga.

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: In fact, I love her singing.

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Number one.

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_03]: And number two, I liked her meat dress, which I don't think you would.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm like, if anyone's going to wear a meat dress, it should be Lady Gaga.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause she's got the legs for it.

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause I imagine a dress made out of meat would be pretty damn heavy.

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think I'm uncomfortable with where this is.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: No doubt.

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_07]: So I thought that was Gwen Stefani.

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: No, that was Lady Gaga.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_07]: No doubt was Lady Gaga.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_07]: No doubt.

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_07]: No doubt.

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Lady Gaga is Stephanie.

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_03]: But no doubt.

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You just said no doubt.

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I said no doubt.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_03]: So you're obviously referring to Lady Gaga.

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_03]: No doubt the band is definitely Gwen Stefani.

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_03]: But no doubt she was the one that wore the dress that was made of meat.

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm confused.

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course you are.

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So when I first heard this was coming out as a musical, which is, which is, which is,

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I've known since they first announced it.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_07]: No idea.

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: As a musical.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I said to myself, what the fuck are we getting a musical superhero, actually super villain.

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And also why not just what the fuck, but why the fuck?

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Why not?

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_03]: So, but I soon realized as I'm watching this movie unfold that a musical, the way they portray

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: this film was done very well.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_03]: The music made sense and it intertwines itself into the story in such a natural way.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel mostly because the music is symbolic of their whole relationship.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Joaquin Phoenix, as always is completely brilliant in his portrait of our anti-hero misfit man who continues to be abused by everyone that he comes into contact with.

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Poor Arthur.

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Poor Arthur is exactly how you're supposed to feel.

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, Lady Gaga, as usual, also is outstanding in her new found career.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: On top of being a musical star, she is also, in my opinion now, a movie star.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Absolutely.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_03]: This film is beautifully shot and really lets us see Arthur's character even more deeply developed than the first film.

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And we really feel his mental instability and really does take us in a journey along with him.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a point in this that I felt this is even better than the first film.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But then it kept dragging on.

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And this is a big but.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It was way too courtroom and the dragginess started to make me bored of the story.

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_03]: On top of that, I didn't feel that her relationship was as potent as I feel that it could have been.

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I think there was definitely the chemistry.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I would agree with you there.

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_03]: But I felt that the relationship that they developed, in my opinion, if they were going to do anything more with this film, less courtroom, more development of their relationship.

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I kind of loved the ending, but I did kind of feel that the relationship of how that ended was also not as real as they had me feeling throughout this entire film.

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I really liked this film a lot.

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't get it to a mondo.

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't meant for me.

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_07]: That's fair.

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's the thing.

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And we've talked a lot about this on our podcast many times over.

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Performances can make a difference in a film for sure.

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_03]: These two are so natural together.

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: So natural together.

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_07]: And they're so good.

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I just didn't.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_03]: For me, I didn't fully connect with their relationship and I didn't fully connect with what was going on in the courtroom.

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So for me, it was I was kind of getting bored by it.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, okay, I want to know more about her because you really don't get to know much about her.

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel that I'll agree with his, his character is, is so well-defined and so well-developed and you get to see so much insight into him.

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_03]: But in her role, it's kind of like as much as she's an independent, powerful woman, you don't really get to know enough about her to be able to care for her when things start to change in the relationship.

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_07]: The thing is though, is you can't really learn anything about her because that's part of the, the reason why it doesn't work out in the end of cause who she is and who he is.

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_07]: And, and, and it's more of, and I don't think if we knew more about her, that was going to be as poignant as that, that last scene between the two of them.

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it could have been because at that point I was kind of like, she was so enamored with him to have his baby in solitary confinement.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_03]: But such a good scene.

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a good scene.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to lie.

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I liked it.

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, especially the looks on their faces.

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, like the facial expressions of those two during sex.

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Like that's worth the price of admission.

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Just want a poster.

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_06]: That should have been the movie poster.

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_03]: The movie poster.

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_06]: Cause throw up.

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_06]: It's whatever.

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe throwing up.

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, but not out of your mouth.

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Out of your peepee.

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Seriously.

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_05]: It makes me nauseous.

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Just thinking about whatever.

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't understand you, Murray.

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Especially well, like Joaquin Phoenix is just, he's lady Gaga.

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I can never, I am finding it hard to believe anyone's going to be able to take him off our mesmerized

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: list.

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm going to say.

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we got a Matt and a Mondo on that.

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, that's how it works.

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_07]: 50, 50.

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_03]: So white bird.

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_07]: White bird.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Vive lohameti.

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So white bird is one of those hidden Jewish people during world war two stories.

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I've seen that movie before.

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_07]: A few times.

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I've seen a couple of them.

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of them where Helen Mirren is a kid.

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Someone have a diary.

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a, yeah.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a list up there.

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_03]: There's also a, well, it's not really a diary, but there was one that had a diary.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_05]: There was a diary.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Did they make that into a movie?

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_05]: It had a little bit of a...

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Not in this.

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying.

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_05]: There was one that had a diary, right?

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a famous one with a diary.

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Did they make that one into a movie too?

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_03]: A few times.

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_05]: I know there's one that has a list.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_03]: There's also a list that, you know, Mr. Schindler made once.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So, so this is, this is a genre, you know, we get Helen Mirren as a kid who, who learns

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_03]: lessons like people with polio are also people and quickly also learns that the Jewish community

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_03]: are being extinguished and that kindness in the world exists in some people.

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_03]: There really is nothing really new in this film.

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_03]: We haven't seen before in this style of film, but what it did have is a sweetness and innocence

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_03]: to it where these two young 15 year olds fall in love through this whole ordeal they are

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_03]: living through.

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: The cinematography in this was beautifully shot.

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_03]: The acting by our cast is very well done.

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_03]: In addition to the unoriginality of the story, it also took a while to get to the end.

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And there are a lot of the usual tropes in this genre of film.

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: It was kind of predictable.

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It didn't get, but you know what?

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't get too bogged down with it.

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't get super bothered with it.

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I enjoyed the young love in this, um, that we get to witness.

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't hate it.

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a math for me.

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Hmm.

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_07]: This was like after school special version of the Holocaust.

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Nobody even had like grit underneath their fingernails.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Everybody was pretty.

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_07]: This was ridiculous.

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I knew you would buy.

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I knew you would find that on fault of this.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause as I'm looking at it, I'm going, you know, Helen Mirren's looking pretty like Helen

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Mirren as a kid is looking pretty clean throughout this movie.

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like, really?

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_07]: You can't put some dirt on their face.

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, this is, this was so ridiculous.

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_07]: This was like the young adult.

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_07]: This is like, if you, if you, uh, this was made for like 12 year old girls is what this,

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_07]: this was a 12 year old girl introduction to the, to the, to the Holocaust.

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You are the 12 year old girl.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Usually that's your movie.

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_07]: And it was, it was almost insulting.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I just, I did not like this at all.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: He did sleep through some.

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I did not sleep through any of it.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_03]: You did actually, but you know what?

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I can see why.

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause the parts you fell asleep with were kind of slow.

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, it's yeah.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_07]: And putting this, this stupid little young love story in the middle.

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just, there is no way that she could care less about this kid in the circumstances

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_07]: that she's in.

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_07]: There's no freaking way.

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_07]: She's just trying to survive.

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like total Stockholm.

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, this was just bad, man.

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I just, I did not like anybody in this.

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought the story was just so bland and oh, and it's like, if you're going to make a Holocaust

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_07]: movie, make something original or, or if you're not going to at least make it good.

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Like this was just, this was like, as I say, this was made for like teenagers and that's

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_07]: fine, I guess.

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_07]: But then market it that way.

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Do we, do we, I will say, I will say the cinematography was tremendous.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_07]: It looked great.

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's beautiful shot.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Would have been nice if, you know, the people that were in it, it looked like they actually

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_07]: should be in it.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_07]: There looks like they're coming out of a fricking.

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Bath house.

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Episode of Beverly Hills, nine Oh two one Oh, instead of, instead of, anyways, I did the

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Holocaust.

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_05]: That was a TV reference.

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_05]: What's up with that?

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_07]: The guy doesn't watch TV.

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I really, really, really, really didn't like it.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_07]: So this is a rage for you?

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_07]: It was a rage.

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I knew you weren't going to like this movie as I was watching it.

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_03]: But what the funniest thing about it, Murray, is that, okay, this movie is the Holocaust

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_03]: cost equivalent of Twilight.

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And that one he did.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what it is.

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_05]: It is, but not as good.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Mr. 12 year old girl loves, loves the vampires.

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Whatever.

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Twilight, Twilight is, is a freaking classic.

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Why aren't they playing Twilight at the 12 hour movie marathon this year at Cuff?

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_03]: The bigger question is, is, is, is, I know they're sucking in it.

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_07]: I know there is.

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_03]: But here's the, here's the point I want to make.

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Like the sparkling vampires was not too different than the sparkling Holocaust victims in this.

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm kind of, you know, they were sparkly.

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I was insulted by this movie.

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I can't, I can't imagine people that actually have a, you know, a direct connection to someone

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_07]: who was, who was, who went through this, watching this movie, how they would feel.

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_07]: I can't imagine that they would have anything but disdain for it.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I don't know if that's true.

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_07]: It's awful.

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause I liked it.

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_07]: It was, it was a candy.

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Decoded version of the Holocaust.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It was good.

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I liked it.

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_03]: It was, I liked the love story.

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_03]: It was, it was lovey dovey.

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_03]: But there's sad parts to it too.

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Lord, she was lovey dovey.

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_03]: So we're going to let the myrrh tell us all about.

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Die alone.

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Die alone.

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Die alone.

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I broke two of my rules to catch this movie.

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_05]: What?

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't like driving after dark.

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And I especially don't like watching movies that start after 10 PM.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_07]: This started after 10?

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_05]: After all the trailers, the actual start time of the movie was like 9 55 or something.

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah.

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_05]: So it didn't quite break your rule.

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Basically 10 o'clock, but yeah.

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Basically 10.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_05]: But you didn't fall asleep in it.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm old and cranky.

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Much like Carrie Ann Moss in this film.

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_05]: But when your BFF needs backup, you answer the call.

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_05]: He's the Superman.

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't let him see Die Alone.

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Alone.

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[00:22:46] Mm-hmm.

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_05]: That's my only joke.

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, like my good friend Jim mentioned after we saw this, up until the halfway mark, this

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_05]: movie was working up to a rage.

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_05]: It was slow, confusing.

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't like the main character very much.

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, Moss was killer as always.

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_07]: As always?

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_05]: She's always awesome.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_05]: She's Trinity in the matrix tree.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_05]: The end of pieces started to fit together.

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I barely remember that.

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_05]: We were treated to a nice plot twist that almost made it worthwhile.

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Admittedly, Jim figured it out a lot sooner than I did.

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe it was my drowsy state, but it was way past my bedtime or the altitude.

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_05]: We were way up in the nosebleed section.

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_05]: We were the only ones watching it.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_05]: So.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, either way, once I was in on the joke, it turned out to be not so bad.

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Almost a satisfying ending.

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Special marks to the filmmakers for choosing rural, Southern Saskatchewan for the shooting

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_05]: locations.

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_05]: It made me homesick for the land of living skies.

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Not enough to move back there though.

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_05]: But still small towns and farmhouses are what I grew up with.

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, it was not technically a zombie film, but it felt like one.

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_05]: The plant based creatures were still scary, even if they were in short supply and didn't move very fast.

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a decent math and that's being generous.

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, by the way, in case you're interested, the story is a young man with amnesia.

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_05]: He bands together with a rugged survivalist and a zombie like outbreak to find his girlfriend.

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_05]: There you go.

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what it's supposed to be about, which is misleading.

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Why did you say it?

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, because that, that's what they want you.

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what they want you to.

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_03]: So, um, another apocalyptic movie with zombie like plant people who eat people as food.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And we get Carrie and Moss as one of the last true survivalists.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_03]: She meets up with a dude who is a complete idiot, who has amnesia and by every right would not have lasted more than five minutes in this environment.

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause every car he gets into, he crashes.

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_03]: He faints pretty much every hour or so on almost on, on a clock.

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And did I mention he seemed for the first part, like he was a terribly awful actor.

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Like every situation he is part of, he somehow survives, but he, he makes, it makes no sense.

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_03]: As you're watching this, you're like, how is this guy not fucking dead yet?

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: But put a pin in that just for a minute.

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_03]: The idea of plant based virus taking over and turning people into zombies.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought, wow, this is kind of new.

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_03]: But then I remembered, wait a minute.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't there a TV show called the last of us?

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And it had mushrooms.

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Aren't mushrooms?

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Aren't mushrooms a plant?

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Right.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Mr.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Vegan.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Isn't a mushroom a plant?

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_07]: As far as I know.

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_07]: So change the rules.

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_03]: So there we go.

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not that original of an idea.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It kind of has a made for TV vibe to it.

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And the dialogue isn't great for the first part of the movie.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And the music is kind of typical popular movie music.

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: We have seen so many times over and over.

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_05]: At least there were a couple of songs I recognize.

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I mean.

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It's very canned.

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Like the music wasn't like, wow, I haven't heard that song in a movie.

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_03]: We kind of glad they did that.

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_03]: But no, it was more like, okay, it's no surprise.

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: So for the whole first part of this movie, this was not making me feel very good.

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_03]: In fact, I felt it hard to believe for most of the first part of the movie.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Mostly because it was kind of frustrating, but...

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there's a butt.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_03]: There's always, you know, I like butts.

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Who doesn't?

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And I can't lie.

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Especially big butts.

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_03]: But then we got the second half of the film.

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And we get multiple twist endings, which made up for the bad I was feeling through the beginning.

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And a Frank Grillo sighting.

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a Frank Grillo sighting.

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is never good.

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is never...

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_05]: He brings the pain.

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_03]: He does bring the pain.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I just don't like Frank Grillo.

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_03]: You've said that before.

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, well, I'm saying it again.

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, good.

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's a good thing you missed this one this week.

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I could watch it, I think in like a week streaming, so...

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, probably.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I can.

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So...

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So anyway, the multiple twist endings kind of made up for the bad that I was feeling from

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: the beginning.

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I really liked how this ended.

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And it also kind of helps to explain why the amnesia dude was such a bad actor from

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_03]: the beginning, which is kind of interesting.

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't want to do too many spoilers here.

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Because if you can...

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_07]: I am super confused right now.

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, exactly.

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_05]: You're right where you should be.

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_03]: But I really feel if you can make it through the first half of this movie, you will be

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_03]: rewarded for the wait.

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And as a plus, it's only 90 minutes long.

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's only 90 minutes.

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a short movie.

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So for 45 minutes, be prepared to go, what the fuck is happening?

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And why is this seeming so...

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_05]: And then all of a sudden, oh, okay.

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_03]: You're like, okay.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So I guess what I'm, you know, it's kind of summating here is I guess zombies are still

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_03]: keeping me entertained.

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Like they have my entire life.

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess.

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I liked how this turns out a lot.

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's a plant-based, super awesome surprise ending zombie.

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Meh.

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't...

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, the whole movie together, everything that was done, I feel in the first part of

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_03]: the movie is with intent.

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_05]: 100% intent.

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, once you get, like you said, once you're in on the joke, then you understand the first

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_05]: half.

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_05]: But it took long to get there.

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's, you know, that's to say it takes a while to get there, number one.

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_03]: And number two, it's so frustrating as you're watching it.

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That you're kind of like, by the time it gets to cleaning it up a bit.

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I know it does.

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I actually felt good coming out of the theater.

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Huh.

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_03]: But I was like, you know what?

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: There's still things in this.

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm anxious to see what you think about this when you do something.

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I've had a, I think a movie that...

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_07]: No, it doesn't matter.

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_07]: No, I was just thinking that.

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_07]: I can't remember the name of the movie though.

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_07]: So it's pointless.

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_07]: What was it about?

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_07]: It was the one with the...

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Where they go to the place and the stuff happens.

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Was there zombies in it?

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, there was no zombies.

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Was the stuff that happened, was it in World War II?

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_03]: It was in Florida.

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, like the one with Nick Cage?

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_03]: The retirement plan?

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, the Florida Project.

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_07]: The Florida Project.

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you get there?

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I knew we'd work through this.

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I knew we'd work through it.

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_07]: See, with the Florida Project, for the first half hour, I was like, what in the bleep am

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_07]: I watching?

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_07]: I hate this movie.

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_07]: And then by the end of it, it was like one of my favorite movies of the year.

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of like that, except for it didn't get all the way to a mondo.

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_07]: There you go.

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Excellent.

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So Bryce is going to tell us about Blink.

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, am I?

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Be prepared.

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh.

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_03]: The two of us think completely different.

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_07]: You don't know what I think.

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I know exactly what you think, because you told me.

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Did I?

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, you did.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't even remember that.

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_07]: So Blink.

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Because you were sleeping.

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm probably not going to be super, super popular after this review, but whatever.

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Eh.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_07]: So Blink.

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not your first time.

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Have you ever wanted to watch a movie about a family, two parents, four kids, going on

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_07]: a road trip for a full year, hitting Mongolia, Nambia, Nepal, Egypt, and Ecuador, complete

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_07]: with all the bickering amongst the siblings and all the complaining about them being bored

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_07]: or cold or tired or hungry.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_07]: My God.

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_07]: How did anybody think this is something that anybody would want to watch?

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Now, the reason they're on this trip is because three of the four kids have retinitis pigmentosa,

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_07]: which has no cure and will result in blindness.

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_07]: So this trip is an attempt to slow, to show the kids the wonders of the world before they

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_07]: can no longer see them for themselves.

[00:31:16] [SPEAKER_07]: That would make a great magazine article or picture book, but seeing this family stranded

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_07]: on a gondola in Ecuador for nine hours, a scene that actually felt like nine hours with

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_07]: all the siblings crying and they're cold and it's not entertaining.

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_07]: I would have traded places with them if I could somehow erase that scene from my head

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_07]: forever.

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_07]: I would love to be in that gondola for nine hours freezing my ass off if I didn't have

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_07]: to watch that.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_07]: This is a documentary?

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_07]: At any rate, the concept of this seems like a can't miss topic.

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Unfortunately, having to experience this for this year in 90 minutes felt like the worst

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_07]: road trip that I've ever been on and multiply that by 10.

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Once again, this as a picture book would have been great, but as a film where the bickering

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_07]: and the whining seem to never ever stop was pure hell.

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Having said this, these parents were awesome for giving their kids this experience and I

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_07]: hope they all remember the tremendous sites that they experienced.

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_07]: But as a doc, this was a hellish experience that I will be trying to forget.

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_07]: If I watched this with no sound, it could have been a man because there was a lot of really,

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_07]: really cool things in this.

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_07]: A lot of really good scenery.

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_07]: A lot of stuff that I haven't seen shot in this way, but having to hear these kids whine

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_07]: and cry for 90 minutes makes this a rage.

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_07]: I couldn't get past it.

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Every time that I had like two seconds of enjoyment, it was followed by 15 minutes of

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_07]: hell.

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I can't wait 15 minutes versus two seconds and get this anything but a rage.

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God.

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_05]: This was awful.

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_05]: So what you're saying is National Geographic, but put it in a magazine.

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_03]: In the National Geographic.

[00:33:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:33:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Instead of making a movie.

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_07]: At any rate.

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, let me tell you what I thought of it because first off as a premise to this,

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Bryce doesn't realize how annoying his fucking dog is for people who don't own dogs.

[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So as a person who doesn't like children, you can understand why Bryce would think something

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_03]: went on for 15 minutes when in actuality in the movie, it went on for probably half a

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_03]: minute.

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Just so everybody understands.

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_03]: There's no way that was half a minute.

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Bryce is timely.

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, a hundred percent.

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Up in the gondola?

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_07]: That went on and on and on.

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_00]: That was half the movie.

[00:33:55] [SPEAKER_00]: There was, there was, okay, no.

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Bryce is definitely exaggerating here.

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I am not exaggerating.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Now let me tell you what I thought of this movie.

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_03]: So parents having three of their four kids who have macular degeneration and are all going

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_03]: to go blind is a tale not very many people could take very easily.

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_07]: It's actually retinitis pigmentosa, but.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was macular degeneration.

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_07]: No, it was retinitis pigmentosa.

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_07]: You're talking to someone who knows.

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So anyway, it's one of those two things from the science side of it.

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not a scientist.

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just going to go off of what they said.

[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_03]: So, so not very many people could take that, that information and get out of it very easily.

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And when the doctor says to them, the best thing you can do is buy them some encyclopedias

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and show them pictures for their visual memory.

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The parents went, no, let's take them to these places instead.

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And this is the premise for this doc.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_03]: And then I spent, unlike Bryce, how an hour and a half with joy and wonder.

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And some of the most beautiful sites that I've ever seen.

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm cold.

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm hungry.

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And slap each other.

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's cry some more.

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what kids do.

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.

[00:35:17] [SPEAKER_03]: How is that an experience worth having?

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It was great.

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I loved it.

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, and then spent time getting to know this family that I actually fell in love with, but

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_03]: not before I used up a half a box of Kleenex because of my tears of joy and my tears of sadness

[00:35:35] [SPEAKER_03]: for what is to come for these kids.

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_03]: As we go through this journey with them.

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_03]: These adventures we got to be part of was such a joy to be a part of the joy.

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Their joy.

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me correct myself.

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Their joy was my joy.

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Their fears were my fears.

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Their hurts and love of all things, a family embraces together.

[00:36:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And there was all part of it.

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_03]: This year and journey they went through on this was a blessing for both these kids and for us, the viewer, except Bryce.

[00:36:14] No.

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I really felt this family was going through this together and the director shows both good and bad.

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And in Bryce's case, he's only picking up on the bad decisions these parents made as they bumble through this adventure.

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_03]: This film was so rewarding for me.

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a it was a super mondo.

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_03]: This may make my top 10.

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_07]: There's no way this makes you talk.

[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I love this film.

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Two seconds of joy, 15 minutes of absolute hell, followed by two seconds of joy, followed by another 15 minutes of absolute hell.

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Every now and then there was like a really cool shot where I'm like, wow.

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And honestly, if I watch this with no sound, it would have been OK.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Definitely.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_07]: But oh, my God, it was just just nonstop.

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_07]: It was nonstop.

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Crying and yelling and screaming.

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_03]: OK, so I'll told.

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God, it was awful.

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_03]: There was maybe if I had to add up the amount of physical crying in this, there was probably two minutes of a 90 minute.

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, whatever.

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_07]: It was just nonstop.

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_07]: And that gondola scene, that just never ended.

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_07]: The gondola scene was awesome.

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_07]: In a weird way, it was a poignant scene because it was trying to prove a point.

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_07]: It was kind of wrapping things up a little bit with it.

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_07]: But, you know, the fear and all that stuff.

[00:37:31] [SPEAKER_07]: But it was so long.

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_07]: It was not long enough.

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_07]: It needed to be like 10 seconds long.

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_07]: I did not need to just sit there with, oh, it's awful.

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I wanted another hour in the gondola.

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_07]: It was awful.

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it really wanted to take us with them to see their pain and suffering.

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And apparently it got Bryce to the same point.

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I was in pain and suffering for 90 minutes.

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And I was in pure joy.

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_07]: I knew in the first two minutes, I was like, oh, God, this is going to just not be good.

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_07]: And I knew that.

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_07]: And the whole thing is.

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's a shame because it's got its heart in the right place.

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_07]: But, man, showing screaming kids for 90 minutes while you're trying just doesn't do it.

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_03]: When you see screaming kids for two minutes of a 90-minute film.

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_07]: As a magazine article, this would be great.

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Picture book, this would have been great.

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_07]: This?

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And as a film.

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_03]: This was great.

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So here's the thing.

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_03]: If you have any heart for children.

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And I do.

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Which you don't.

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't either.

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Then you will love this film like I did.

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I was a kid once.

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_03]: But you hated yourself.

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I was a good kid.

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't scream my head off all the time.

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_03]: In your room by yourself.

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, because I would get the crappy out of them if I did.

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_05]: But, yeah.

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Kids are spoiled rotten these days.

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_05]: And, yeah.

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't have sat through that either, I don't think.

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe not.

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_07]: At any rate.

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_07]: I hope the kids.

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I hope the experience was great for them.

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_07]: I hope that in my heart.

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I hope they remember all of it.

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not convinced.

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I just hope that they're grateful.

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I think the youngest one will probably have a challenge.

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I just hope they're grateful for their parents for going through all that.

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'll say those two parents, they're pretty awesome for doing what they did.

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, their saints are putting up with all that from what I hear.

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a lot of.

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you know what?

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But what I thought was what I, again, appreciated more.

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_07]: The saints were like the guides that went with them and put up with it.

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, they're being paid to be there.

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Like the film crew that went through this.

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Couldn't have paid me enough.

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's funny because in my wife's interpretation of this film, she did not love

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_03]: it as much as me, but she didn't hate it as much as Bryce.

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Her comment was she thought these parents were terrible.

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Because there's scenes in this.

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_03]: She pushes these kids in places that they probably weren't ready to go through.

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there's no question.

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Like when they go through the Arctic side of it, it's like, like they, they must have

[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_03]: marched for like five days.

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I was actually the only thing that I was actually amused me.

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Torturing the children.

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_07]: The kids were like, that was the one time when they were crying where I was like, that's

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_07]: actually pretty funny.

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You're a terrible person.

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, apparently we're at either ends of the fence in that, which you know what?

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We don't do enough.

[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm happy.

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I could not be happier about how this movie turned out for the both of us.

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there you go.

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I would have preferred if it was like me going Mondo and you going rage, but whatever.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it worked out for me.

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_03]: So you know what?

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all that matters.

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So for the last film that again, as Murray had said, he was able to see this during a film

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_03]: festival.

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_03]: But Bryce and I couldn't fit it into our schedule.

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_07]: No.

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Plus we knew it was coming out.

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_05]: You don't go to American movies anyway.

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_03]: We just did.

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_07]: We went to it.

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_07]: No, in the film festival.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Not during the festival, you know.

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Monday or whenever it was.

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll go to an American one if it's new.

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_03]: We know it's not going to play.

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Only if we know it's not going to get picked up and brought to cinema at another time.

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_03]: So, so far we've seen like, we've seen a few movies.

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Whereas I prefer to see it for free during the festival and not to pay for it a week later.

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_03]: But we can afford to pay for it.

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_07]: But then you're going to miss out on something that you wouldn't be able to see.

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I might have missed my favorite movie of the festival.

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_03]: My favorite cake.

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Had I gone and seen American film.

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_03]: So, which I'm pretty sure we're not going to get to see anywhere else.

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_03]: So a different man.

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Sebastian Stan plays Edward.

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_03]: A man who has a very disfigured face and lives a quiet, reserved life where he is meek

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_03]: and basically hiding himself from the world that makes fun of him at every turn.

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Until he gets a chance for a special treatment.

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Which can change his life for the better.

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Or at least he thinks it could be for the better.

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And the doctor seems to keep reminding him of that as we're going through this process with him.

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Up until this though, he makes friends with a sexy next door neighbor who seems to like him for him.

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yet, after his transformation, although hot and basically a male model,

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_03]: it's still him on the inside.

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Then along comes the story of a man who also is disfigured named Oswald.

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Who, though disfigured, has confidence and style.

[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And on top of not letting his condition get the best of him, he seems to thrive.

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Oswald basically takes everything from Edward, his acting job, his girlfriend, and even his apartment.

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_03]: He does all this in a slow and unobtrusive way.

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Unintentionally.

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_05]: He just, he's very charismatic basically.

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you know.

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Just like you, Murph.

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Just like me.

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_03]: So, in a slow and unobtrusive way, at the same time, doing nothing but showing love towards Edward.

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_03]: The film really is a study of Edward and his transformation physically, emotionally,

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and how he deals with everything that is happening to him.

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_03]: The cast in this is all great, especially Adam Pearson, who is, in real life, is afflicted with a face tumor.

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_03]: He really is a good character story.

[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I should say, this is quite a good character story.

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And you really do get to see and feel everything that Edward goes through.

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_03]: My biggest problem, and here comes my butt again,

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel that although the story did seem natural and at times quite funny,

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I kind of found it just a little bit of an easy breezy story.

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I liked it a lot.

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't love it.

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's good, though.

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And I think we're seeing it's a A24 man.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I got a couple of things more to say about it, but let's see what you guys got.

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_07]: What you got, Murph?

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I already talked about this.

[00:43:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know much more I can add.

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, just remind everybody.

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a mondo.

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_05]: I loved it.

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought it was very funny.

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And I loved it, you know, what do you call it?

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_05]: A twist of fate.

[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_05]: How this guy who was, you know, in society's terms, ugly at the start,

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_05]: becomes beautiful, but then his life becomes ugly.

[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_05]: So, yeah, I liked it.

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_05]: It was really funny.

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a mondo.

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_00]: All right.

[00:44:02] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.

[00:44:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Everything was a little too on the nose for me.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_07]: It wasn't...

[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Would you say it was an easy breezy story?

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_07]: It was, and it was probably, and that's maybe what bugged me about it.

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_07]: It was a little too easy breezy for what it was.

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Adam Pearson is a force.

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, he's so good.

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_07]: So good in this.

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_07]: But I don't know.

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you seen him in other things?

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Just in that other movie.

[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_07]: The other movie, I think it was the same director, actually.

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, really?

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Now you got me looking it up.

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Chain for Life.

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's right.

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, which I believe is also...

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it?

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_03]: He's also in a movie called Ruby Splinter.

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but...

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Change for Life.

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but Chain for Life, I believe, is the same director.

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's one called Under the Skin.

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Aaron Schoenberg.

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the Scarlett Johansson one.

[00:45:02] [SPEAKER_07]: So, yeah, same director as Chain for Life.

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_07]: So, anyway, which, by the way, Chain for Life is...

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_07]: If you haven't seen it, go watch it.

[00:45:12] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a far better movie than this.

[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Like, not even close.

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's on Tubi, so you can't go wrong.

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_07]: There you go.

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's on Tubi.

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_07]: It is far, far better than this.

[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_07]: But this was okay.

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_07]: But, yeah, I was...

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It's kind of a...

[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a weird movie, not in the fact that it's weird.

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just, it's...

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it...

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So, for me...

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm having trouble with, like, why I really didn't...

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't hate it.

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_03]: To me, I think it was the predictability.

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's the whole thing.

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_07]: It was so predictable.

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_07]: It was...

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_07]: There was nothing shocking that happened.

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_07]: You could see what...

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_07]: You know, how this was going to turn out a mile away.

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_07]: And it was okay.

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I don't know.

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm starting to become not a big fan of Sebastian Stan, to be honest.

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I just...

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, then...

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Just you wait.

[00:46:04] [SPEAKER_05]: That other movie comes out this weekend.

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, we'll see how he does that.

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Go see that one.

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.

[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_05]: What movie is that?

[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_05]: The other one.

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_05]: The Donald Trump one.

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_05]: The Donald Trump one.

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_05]: The one we're not allowed to advertise, apparently.

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_03]: We?

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_03]: We can advertise.

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the one.

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if the movie...

[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Because of the lawsuits.

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_03]: If the people come to us and say, hey, we'll give you money to advertise it, we're going to advertise it.

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyway, at the end of the day, a different man.

[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Everything was just too on the nose to make it thought-provoking or in any way, which I think a movie like this should actually make you think a little.

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_07]: And I don't think it did.

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_07]: I think I was spoon-fed a lot of stuff.

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Everything was so on the nose.

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_07]: There was just nothing here.

[00:46:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's kind of like...

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_07]: For a movie that's supposed to be about the depth of one's personality, it was a pretty shallow look at it.

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_07]: It was okay.

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't hate it.

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_07]: It was mad.

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I think maybe...

[00:46:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you and I are kind of in the same camp.

[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I think Murray obviously appreciated it a little bit more from us.

[00:47:00] [SPEAKER_03]: But I think for me, it was the same kind of thing.

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It was kind of like the story is you get the message.

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Right?

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Not to really compare it to...

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the one Demi Moore was in?

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Substance.

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But to me, it was kind of a similar thing in that is that the message is there from the beginning of the film.

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And then nothing changes from that message.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Right?

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like Shallow Hal.

[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, that whole philosophy of people are ugly on the outside or not worth it.

[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, that type of thing.

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So I think we've seen that story, the Beauty and the Beast type of thing so many times.

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_07]: So many times.

[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And Murray doesn't watch enough Beauty and the Beast.

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, hey, I'm not saying I hated it.

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I enjoyed the film.

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't mind Sebastian Stan.

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think he's a bad actor.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_07]: No, he's not.

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_07]: It's hard.

[00:47:59] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's hard to...

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I just never seen anything where I'm like, wow, Sebastian Stan made that better.

[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I've never experienced that.

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess.

[00:48:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Not everybody's going to get naked like he did.

[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So maybe that's what made it better.

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Who do I...

[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Why do I care?

[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Anybody can get naked.

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_07]: That's not hard to do, Jim.

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_07]: But not everybody does.

[00:48:18] [SPEAKER_07]: I could get naked right now if I wanted to.

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, why aren't you?

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_03]: We should be recording this naked.

[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_07]: That's just silly.

[00:48:23] [SPEAKER_03]: But, you know, Adam...

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I think the thing is that no one can look as good as Adam Pearson did in this.

[00:48:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, he was just so brilliant.

[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he was so brilliant, which makes...

[00:48:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's hard.

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Everybody else look not quite as brilliant.

[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Probably something to that.

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_07]: But, yeah.

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_07]: As I say, the one take I will...

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_07]: I was actually...

[00:48:43] [SPEAKER_07]: For some reason, I didn't even know Adam Pearson was in this,

[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_07]: even though he was on the poster.

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_07]: And how you can't miss the guy.

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And then when he came up, I was like,

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, cool.

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_07]: It's the guy from that other movie.

[00:48:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I can't remember the name of that I really liked.

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Never saw him before.

[00:48:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Honestly, I thought it was makeup.

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_07]: No, yeah.

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah?

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_07]: So, yeah.

[00:49:02] [SPEAKER_07]: No, but if you get...

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_07]: The one thing, if you can take anything out of this,

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_07]: go see Chained for Life.

[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a better movie, and it's really worth watching.

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Nice.

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You know the one thing that we got that was a surprise in this?

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_07]: What's that?

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_03]: A Michael Shannon sighting.

[00:49:17] Yeah.

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I will say the Michael Shannon sighting made me almost giddy.

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_03]: As did me.

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I'm like...

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like...

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_03]: He comes...

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like,

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Who are they going to have to play him in the movie?

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_00]: And you bring in Michael Shannon.

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_00]: It was just like...

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_06]: It was so good.

[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Right, Mer?

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

[00:49:35] [SPEAKER_05]: General Zod.

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Nice.

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_05]: General Zod.

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Man of Steel.

[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought that was...

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_07]: What's his head?

[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_03]: He played from the next Superman ones.

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Not the original.

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not the original.

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh.

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The other one.

[00:49:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Terrence Stamp.

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_07]: That's what I'm trying to...

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought Terrence Stamp was General Zod.

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_05]: He was the original.

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_05]: He was also Drell in the TV show.

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_07]: There you go.

[00:49:59] [SPEAKER_07]: What is...

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_07]: What's a...

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_07]: What TV show?

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_05]: The TV show about the Superman.

[00:50:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Isn't he...

[00:50:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Clark and Lois.

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_05]: That was like in the 50s.

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh.

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.

[00:50:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Smallville.

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_05]: He played Drell, the father.

[00:50:11] [SPEAKER_07]: He wouldn't have been born in the 50s or whenever that was out.

[00:50:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God.

[00:50:16] [SPEAKER_05]: You know nothing.

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_05]: It's true.

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_05]: You do know nothing.

[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Except Joker, apparently.

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Joker's awesome.

[00:50:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Um...

[00:50:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:50:24] [SPEAKER_05]: You guys know how much I love Eddie Murphy.

[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes!

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Besides having the same birthday as me.

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_05]: What?

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_05]: He's a tad older.

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_05]: A little bit, yeah.

[00:50:34] [SPEAKER_05]: I love about 90% of his films.

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh...

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Pluto Nash and Norbert being the exceptions.

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Now, as luck would have it, the TV gods aired his very first feature film last weekend.

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_05]: What?

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_05]: 48 Hours.

[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I have actually never seen it.

[00:50:53] [SPEAKER_06]: What?

[00:50:53] [SPEAKER_06]: You've never seen 48 Hours?

[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_05]: My appreciation of all things Eddie started with SNL and Beverly Hills Cop.

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_05]: So, wait.

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Can we put a...

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Hold on just a second.

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_03]: So, did you see another 48 Hours?

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw that one.

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Because it came out when I was working at a video store.

[00:51:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_05]: But you didn't see the original.

[00:51:09] [SPEAKER_05]: The original?

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_06]: Because the original is so much better.

[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I like the sequel.

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought that one was really funny.

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_05]: So, that was a second.

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Because that was the first thing you saw.

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought it would be like that.

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_05]: It was not.

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_05]: No.

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_05]: It was good.

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_05]: It was exactly.

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_05]: To be fair, this was Murphy's first big film.

[00:51:27] [SPEAKER_05]: So, I'm not going to judge him too harshly.

[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh-oh.

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_05]: However, I'm used to Eddie Murphy being funny in everything.

[00:51:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Sadly, I didn't find him funny at all in this.

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not necessarily sad.

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Not even the parts that he's supposed to be funny.

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh.

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's sad.

[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And according to him, the whole time he was shooting this, he was afraid he would be fired from the job for not being funny enough.

[00:51:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh.

[00:51:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh.

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_05]: That was his worry the whole time.

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.

[00:51:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Up until they wrapped.

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Um.

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_05]: I actually did see the sequel in other 48 hours, which I did find to be quite funny.

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh.

[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_05]: For a 19-year-old kid, Murphy did a halfway decent job with the script.

[00:52:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Was he only 19 when this came out?

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.

[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe 20.

[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, he was 19 when he was in SNL.

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm.

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh.

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_05]: He wasn't even close to the biggest problem with this film.

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_05]: What?

[00:52:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Nick Nolte, I have absolutely no use for.

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Huh.

[00:52:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't like his acting.

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's become a grade A nutjob in recent years.

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Eh, he was always a bit of a nutjob.

[00:52:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Jack was a pitiful excuse for a cop.

[00:52:33] [SPEAKER_06]: All right.

[00:52:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Full of cheesy one-liners and cliched 80s cop characteristics.

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Hmm.

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_05]: All he did was annoy the crap out of me.

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.

[00:52:43] [SPEAKER_05]: The main villain of this film was also lame.

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_05]: He's basically a two-bit thug who escapes from prison with no common sense, just a bad attitude that seems to carry him through.

[00:52:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Like the honeymoon sweet song.

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_05]: The police kept letting him get away despite his lack of planning.

[00:53:06] [SPEAKER_05]: He had no plan.

[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_05]: No escape plan.

[00:53:08] [SPEAKER_05]: He just got away anyway because the cops are all idiots.

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Escape plan.

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_07]: That's Sylvester Stallone.

[00:53:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Just proves how terrible this film actually was.

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_05]: This should be a hard rage.

[00:53:20] [SPEAKER_07]: But?

[00:53:20] [SPEAKER_05]: But I could never rage against my man, Eddie.

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_05]: It is a low man.

[00:53:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm very thankful his performances have gotten better since.

[00:53:31] [SPEAKER_00]: No.

[00:53:31] [SPEAKER_05]: So was this, um.

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like I need to watch it again because I don't remember him being that bad.

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I didn't.

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And he just, it wasn't, it wasn't true Eddie.

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_05]: It was his first.

[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_05]: He's trying too hard to be serious.

[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Was David Patrick Kelly the main bad guy in this?

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_03]: The guy from the Warriors?

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You know.

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Warriors.

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was something Remar.

[00:53:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, James Remar?

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_05]: James Remar, yeah.

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Also from the Warriors?

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Warriors.

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he did have a Native American friend.

[00:53:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Come on, please.

[00:53:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I enjoyed him.

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Because it's Walter Hill.

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_05]: The guy who broke him out of prison.

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Walter Hill who directs it.

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And the two girlfriends.

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_05]: One is Bing Crosby's daughter, Denise, when it was on that one of those Star Treks.

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know who the other one was.

[00:54:11] [SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[00:54:11] [SPEAKER_05]: But I mean, yeah, it had some interesting characters.

[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Denise Crosby.

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_05]: And I love Onet O'Toole.

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Loved her.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_05]: She was also in Smallville, Bryce.

[00:54:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what Smallville is.

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_05]: She played Superman's mom.

[00:54:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, like also like in...

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_07]: But Superman's mom, like the movie from the 50s?

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Like Martha Kent.

[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think they even had her.

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think she was part of the picture in that.

[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Smallville TV show.

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_07]: The TV show didn't have the mom in it.

[00:54:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it did.

[00:54:37] [SPEAKER_05]: It had the Earth mom and the Earth dad.

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I think we're talking about two different things.

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And it had Terrence Stamp as the voice.

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_05]: No, Terrence Stamp wasn't even...

[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he was.

[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, he was alive probably, but he would have been like five.

[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Smallville was in 2006, buddy.

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And Terrence Stamp was the voice of Drew.

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_05]: What's Smallville?

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought we were talking about Superman TV series.

[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_05]: It is a Superman TV series.

[00:54:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God.

[00:55:00] [SPEAKER_05]: What are we talking about?

[00:55:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Can you clear this up for me?

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Clark Kent is Superman, in case you didn't know that.

[00:55:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I know Clark Kent's Superman.

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_05]: He was in the TV show Clark Kent.

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's about Clark Kent and Lois.

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_05]: No.

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh.

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Smallville is about Clark Kent.

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, so is Clark Kent and Lois.

[00:55:14] [SPEAKER_05]: What is Smallville?

[00:55:14] [SPEAKER_07]: What the hell is Smallville?

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought we were talking about Superman, the TV series.

[00:55:20] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a TV series about Superman.

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, that was from like the 50s.

[00:55:25] [SPEAKER_05]: No.

[00:55:25] [SPEAKER_05]: There was also one in the 90s called...

[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Lois and Clark.

[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Lois and Clark.

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_05]: So there.

[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's the answer to it.

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_03]: There's so much Superman stuff.

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_05]: There is.

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_05]: There's not enough, in my opinion.

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, well, there we might differ.

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_05]: That's debatable.

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway.

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Vision blurring.

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Rage taking over.

[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I have two rages this week.

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Number one is Bryce.

[00:56:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he was supposed to get back to me Thursday on what our schedule was going to be for the weekend.

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And he ignored me up until Sunday night.

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's my first rage.

[00:56:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's just get it out of the way.

[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That was my first rage.

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Second rage is...

[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know why.

[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_06]: That's your rage.

[00:56:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Die Alone was at one cinema...

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_05]: In the whole city.

[00:56:52] [SPEAKER_03]: ...at one time...

[00:56:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:56:53] [SPEAKER_03]: ...for the whole week.

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's it.

[00:56:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all we got.

[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And it was a 940 at night.

[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_03]: So I had to go watch it Sunday night.

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It was the only time I could fit it in.

[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And I was tired for work on Monday.

[00:57:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And I missed half a football game.

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:57:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Because of the damn weather.

[00:57:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I know Murray's not usually given a rage, but I'm going to rage that Murray had to stay up late to watch the rest of his football game.

[00:57:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's three rages.

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:57:19] [SPEAKER_04]: There you go.

[00:57:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Those are my three.

[00:57:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Bryce, which is usually my rage.

[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_03]: It usually comes to Bryce.

[00:57:23] [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm starting with Bryce.

[00:57:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the second one is play it at other cinemas.

[00:57:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the third is that Murray didn't get to watch his football game before the movie.

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Beat that.

[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_07]: By the way, Superman, I'm looking at it right here, ran from 1952 to 1958.

[00:57:41] [SPEAKER_07]: So I don't know what we're talking about.

[00:57:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Smallville, the story about Superman.

[00:57:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Look that up.

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And look up Lois and Clark while you're at it.

[00:57:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:57:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't understand.

[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_07]: And Superboy.

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_07]: That was one of those two.

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_07]: But we were talking about Superman.

[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_03]: The story.

[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_07]: With George Reeves from 1952.

[00:58:01] [SPEAKER_03]: He's talking about.

[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Now you're making me rage.

[00:58:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Just get to your thing.

[00:58:08] [SPEAKER_03]: So were you going to rage about like documentaries that have kids in it?

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Nah.

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_07]: You know what?

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't really have anything prepared.

[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_07]: You know what's something that actually upsets me like every single week?

[00:58:19] [SPEAKER_03]: What's that?

[00:58:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Is like I go to the washroom.

[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Right?

[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's like.

[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_03]: So when you go to the washroom, do you have prostate problems?

[00:58:25] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no.

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_07]: So like a public washroom.

[00:58:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh.

[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's like a paper towel dispenser.

[00:58:30] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's one of those ones where you got to pull the paper down.

[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_07]: And then it kind of goes down again.

[00:58:35] [SPEAKER_07]: So you pull it down and then another one comes out after it rips off.

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, no, it's not automated.

[00:58:41] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a mechanical one.

[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_07]: You pull it and then it pulls down.

[00:58:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:58:44] [SPEAKER_07]: And then so the next person can grab onto the paper towel and pull it down.

[00:58:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_07]: But then every now and then you're going to pull it and then you're going to get your paper

[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_07]: towel.

[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_07]: But then no more paper towel comes down.

[00:58:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Not because it's empty, because it's just slightly malfunctioning.

[00:58:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a stupid.

[00:58:58] [SPEAKER_07]: So rather than the last person sitting there and taking the paper towel that's in their

[00:59:04] [SPEAKER_07]: hand and maybe just turning the dial so that more paper towel comes by.

[00:59:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:59:08] [SPEAKER_07]: So that the next person can just pull the paper towel.

[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_07]: There's nothing there.

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_07]: So you just washed your hands.

[00:59:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:59:14] [SPEAKER_07]: You go to do it and there's no paper towel there.

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_07]: And you got to turn the dial.

[00:59:17] [SPEAKER_07]: And then you're touching.

[00:59:18] [SPEAKER_07]: But then I'm going to touch this dial.

[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_07]: It probably has like poop and pee all over it.

[00:59:23] [SPEAKER_07]: So I got to turn the dial, wash my hands again, then pull the paper towel out.

[00:59:28] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[00:59:29] [SPEAKER_03]: This is probably, you know, of all your terrible rages, this is actually a good rage.

[00:59:33] [SPEAKER_07]: My rage is just inconsiderate people is what it comes down to.

[00:59:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm, you know what?

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm always on side with that.

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the best rage you've ever had.

[00:59:41] [SPEAKER_07]: So come on, people.

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Just people suck.

[00:59:44] [SPEAKER_07]: They do sometimes.

[00:59:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I tell you.

[00:59:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[00:59:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm changing my rage.

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like, if you're going to do that, just don't even wash your hands.

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Just walk out of the washer.

[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Just take your poop and go.

[00:59:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[00:59:55] [SPEAKER_07]: By the way, that's just so gross.

[00:59:58] [SPEAKER_07]: The number of people that you watch come out of the fricking stalls, not out of the urinal,

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_07]: out of the stalls that go directly out the door.

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_07]: And you're just like.

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Just makes me want to vomit.

[01:00:08] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like, really?

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_03]: So I have a story about that.

[01:00:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[01:00:11] [SPEAKER_03]: So one of my favorite Vietnamese restaurants that I'd been going to for probably five straight

[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_03]: years.

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And so for whatever reason, must have missed this once before.

[01:00:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm in the bathroom going to taking a piss.

[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:00:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's somebody in the actual sit down toilet.

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[01:00:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm hearing.

[01:00:33] [SPEAKER_07]: I think I know where this is going.

[01:00:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm hearing the plunk plunk.

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:00:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Going into the thing.

[01:00:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you hear the wipe wipe.

[01:00:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:00:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the person left the stall.

[01:00:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:00:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Went straight out the door and into the kitchen.

[01:00:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And the look on my face when I came out of the bathroom to look at my family, because

[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_03]: we were all there eating.

[01:00:55] [SPEAKER_03]: First off, I threw up a little bit in the sink.

[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And then I said, we need to go right now.

[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And we ran from the restaurant and never went back.

[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, just.

[01:01:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm saying, I'm talking.

[01:01:07] [SPEAKER_03]: We used to go to this restaurant every week.

[01:01:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:01:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Come on.

[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So I've been eating poop food for God knows how long.

[01:01:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes you just don't know.

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe it's better not knowing.

[01:01:18] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.

[01:01:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think so.

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_07]: You got to know.

[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Once you find out, you just avoid it.

[01:01:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:01:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the worst.

[01:01:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:01:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyways.

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Poop food is bad.

[01:01:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And poop food's the worst.

[01:01:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Paper towel is also bad.

[01:01:29] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't want poop in my food, Murray.

[01:01:31] [SPEAKER_03]: He's vegan.

[01:01:33] [SPEAKER_05]: There's stuff in there.

[01:01:33] [SPEAKER_05]: He doesn't know who had it.

[01:01:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Natural.

[01:01:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:01:37] [SPEAKER_07]: But if it's produced by an animal, I don't eat it.

[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Poop is produced by an animal.

[01:01:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't eat it.

[01:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[01:01:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Natural.

[01:01:48] [SPEAKER_05]: That's all I'm saying.

[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not natural.

[01:01:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Eat poop.

[01:01:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Murray's okay with ingesting poop is what I got out of this conversation.

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_05]: We all ingest a little bit of poop.

[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like I'm eating it every day at work.

[01:02:00] [SPEAKER_05]: It's unavoidable is what I'm saying.

[01:02:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_03]: To each his own.

[01:02:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Murray likes to poop.

[01:02:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well.

[01:02:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe not so much.

[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not here to judge.

[01:02:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you are.

[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Actually, I am.

[01:02:13] [SPEAKER_00]: That's all we all do.

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_03]: So this has been a while in the coming.

[01:02:24] [SPEAKER_03]: In the coming.

[01:02:25] [SPEAKER_03]: In the coming.

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't even remember.

[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_03]: So we were charged by the Murr to see 6,000, which had Jeff Goldblum versus Carol Kane.

[01:02:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.

[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, baby.

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So you know what?

[01:02:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just going to get this out of my system.

[01:02:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Before you do, Carol Kane.

[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[01:02:45] [SPEAKER_03]: So Carol Kane definitely beat out Jeff Goldblum.

[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_07]: No doubt about it.

[01:02:48] [SPEAKER_03]: But what I'm going to say is Ed Begley Jr. took them both out.

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Not even close.

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_03]: He was.

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Carol Kane.

[01:02:55] [SPEAKER_07]: On the list.

[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_03]: What's that?

[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Not on the list.

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.

[01:03:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Carol Kane.

[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Carol Kane definitely took Jeff Goldblum out, though.

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_07]: But, yeah, I can't believe you thought Ed Begley.

[01:03:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought Ed Begley Jr. did Ed Begley Jr. and just looked lost.

[01:03:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And that's his thing.

[01:03:13] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not his thing.

[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_03]: He was on that TV show, St. Elsewhere or whatever.

[01:03:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Why are you talking about a TV show?

[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Who cares?

[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_03]: He's also been in other stuff.

[01:03:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, where he just looks lost all the time and just classy-eyed.

[01:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: He did a good job of that.

[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_03]: No, you know what?

[01:03:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You're right.

[01:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Carol Kane.

[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_03]: But you know who I also liked in this was I liked Beiner.

[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_07]: John Beiner was great.

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_05]: John Beiner from Bizarre?

[01:03:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[01:03:34] [SPEAKER_07]: John Beiner from Bizarre.

[01:03:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And Michael Richards in this was great.

[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to-

[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Michael-

[01:03:39] [SPEAKER_07]: This movie, I hadn't watched it in a long time, and you kind of made me worried because

[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_07]: you're like, well, it's not that good.

[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_07]: It's probably not as good as you remember.

[01:03:46] [SPEAKER_07]: It was funny.

[01:03:47] [SPEAKER_07]: I really enjoyed it.

[01:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course you did.

[01:03:49] [SPEAKER_07]: It wasn't like a mondo, but it was a high, man.

[01:03:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Like, I was quite pleased that I went.

[01:03:55] [SPEAKER_07]: And you know what the best part is?

[01:03:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Is that I remembered a movie being funny, and it was.

[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Because so often I go back and watch comedies from when I was like in my teens, and they

[01:04:08] [SPEAKER_07]: are not funny.

[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so-

[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_07]: But this was.

[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_07]: I enjoyed it.

[01:04:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I will grant you there is some funny in this.

[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_03]: But the movie is terrible.

[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:04:16] [SPEAKER_03]: The movie itself is awful.

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_07]: That movie was fine.

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: The movie's awful.

[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It was fun.

[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: But there's funny parts in it.

[01:04:21] [SPEAKER_07]: It was fun.

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not a masterpiece.

[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, what are you trying to get out of me here?

[01:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm saying that the movie was not good.

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I enjoyed it.

[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_07]: So how is it not good?

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You enjoyed the comedy.

[01:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You enjoyed the comedy bits.

[01:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I did enjoy the comedy bits.

[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like skit comedy put together into a movie, which really didn't.

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: The movie is a rage.

[01:04:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Which worked.

[01:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not a rage.

[01:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: There's bits in it that are funny.

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Hi, man.

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Definitely not.

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi, man.

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Definitely not.

[01:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: But unfortunately, Jeff Goldblum.

[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_07]: I think you would have liked it, Murr.

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He may love this movie, actually.

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I may have seen it.

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember.

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: He may love this movie, actually.

[01:04:55] [SPEAKER_03]: This could be Murray's favorite movie.

[01:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about that.

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I got it.

[01:04:59] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a hot Dracula chick in this.

[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I do like my vampires.

[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's played by.

[01:05:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember who the hot Dracula chick was?

[01:05:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it Elvira?

[01:05:05] [SPEAKER_07]: No.

[01:05:07] [SPEAKER_07]: G.

[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Gina Davis.

[01:05:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there you go.

[01:05:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:05:11] [SPEAKER_07]: And she shows you.

[01:05:11] [SPEAKER_07]: She was.

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_07]: She was.

[01:05:13] [SPEAKER_07]: She shows some bosoms.

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_07]: They were married.

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_07]: She does.

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_07]: They were married.

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Her and Jeff Goldblum.

[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe at the time this was me.

[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.

[01:05:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, anyways.

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm glad we did it.

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad.

[01:05:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm kind of glad.

[01:05:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry there, Goldblum, but you gone.

[01:05:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You gone.

[01:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think we're ready for something new.

[01:05:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Murray's going to have to update his list now that we don't have Jeff Goldblum with us anymore.

[01:05:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I've updated it.

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Unless you got something.

[01:05:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Why do you not want to do anything?

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm just not going to have any extra time.

[01:05:41] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Between now and next week because I'm going on vacation again.

[01:05:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, boo hoo.

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_03]: That's just me.

[01:05:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I like vacationing.

[01:05:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever.

[01:05:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Fine.

[01:05:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Murray's going to tell us something for next time.

[01:05:53] [SPEAKER_07]: All right, then.

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_07]: He's going to tell us.

[01:05:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I'll tell you.

[01:06:00] [SPEAKER_07]: How about that?

[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Last time on Rage or Dare.

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Our little Rage or Dare.

[01:06:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Our little Rage-ets pulled pulse from my horrible bag of evil remakes.

[01:06:12] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[01:06:13] [SPEAKER_01]: The 2006 remake of the brilliant Japanese film, Cairo.

[01:06:17] [SPEAKER_01]: This week, it's Bryce's turn to rage or dare.

[01:06:21] [SPEAKER_01]: And yes, I know it's been a while.

[01:06:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And yes, it is your turn again, Bryce.

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And yes, you are a whiny B-baby boy.

[01:06:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Come on, Bryce.

[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Now, let's check in with the boys and see how much they like to have their favorite horror

[01:06:36] [SPEAKER_01]: movie producing country, Kaiju stomped by Hollywood, yet again.

[01:06:40] [SPEAKER_01]: If only Godzilla was here to save them.

[01:06:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Or if I could do a better Godzilla impersonation.

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Is that what that was?

[01:06:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I think so.

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what that was.

[01:06:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It was his impression of Godzilla.

[01:07:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Dummy.

[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That was my best red fox, by the way.

[01:07:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Dummy.

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Dummy.

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I just had a movie in my head and then it left me.

[01:07:12] [SPEAKER_07]: I hate when that happens.

[01:07:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Will you go here?

[01:07:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought we were talking about pulse.

[01:07:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, I don't really have much to say about pulse.

[01:07:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's the thing about pulse.

[01:07:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it's not as good as the original one.

[01:07:26] [SPEAKER_07]: And I actually did watch the original one.

[01:07:29] [SPEAKER_07]: As did I.

[01:07:30] [SPEAKER_07]: The Japanese movie that I actually really enjoyed.

[01:07:34] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think you enjoyed it quite as much as I did.

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:07:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no, I loved it.

[01:07:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[01:07:39] [SPEAKER_07]: But, you know, this American version, I didn't think it was that bad.

[01:07:43] [SPEAKER_07]: I've had no problems with it.

[01:07:45] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought the acting was fine.

[01:07:46] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought everybody in it was fine.

[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought the way that it was shot was good.

[01:07:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I liked the color throughout.

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought the music was fine.

[01:07:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Everything in this wasn't that bad.

[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I was expecting this to be awful.

[01:08:01] [SPEAKER_07]: And when I watched it, it wasn't awful.

[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_07]: It wasn't great.

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_07]: No, it wasn't great.

[01:08:05] [SPEAKER_07]: But I'm sorry.

[01:08:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I did not hate this movie.

[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_07]: I just didn't hate it.

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And I don't have like a ton to say about it because there's not much to say about it.

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I've got lots to say about this.

[01:08:17] [SPEAKER_07]: It's pretty blah.

[01:08:18] [SPEAKER_07]: But at the same time, there's some bits that work.

[01:08:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:08:20] [SPEAKER_07]: It throws a bunch of tropes in and it throws a bunch of stuff at the wall that not everything worked.

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_07]: But it was okay.

[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Let me talk to you.

[01:08:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[01:08:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Were you sleeping through this?

[01:08:31] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[01:08:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I watched this wide-eyed and bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

[01:08:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[01:08:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm...

[01:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: What was wrong with it?

[01:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm 14 minutes into this and I'm like, what is actually happening?

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I literally had no clue what was going on in this movie.

[01:08:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So I said, you know what?

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, I missed something.

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_03]: So I went back and restarted watching it.

[01:08:53] [SPEAKER_03]: So I already have 14 minutes invested in this.

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_03]: But then Kristen Bell goes over to what I think is her boyfriend because he is, I think, missing, I guess.

[01:09:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's weird.

[01:09:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And she finds a half-dead cat in the closet.

[01:09:09] [SPEAKER_03]: At the same time, he kills himself in like five seconds by hanging himself.

[01:09:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, if you hang yourself in five seconds, she couldn't have cut him down and pulled him down.

[01:09:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes you take artistic license.

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my God.

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_03]: You and your artistic license.

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_03]: So right away, we're going to have problems here.

[01:09:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that's right.

[01:09:24] [SPEAKER_03]: At most, he would have been hanging, I'm saying maybe five seconds.

[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Plus, there is some black, awful CGI veiny stuff appearing just randomly in things.

[01:09:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And a computer somehow is involved.

[01:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[01:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Evil computers.

[01:09:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Scary stuff, kids.

[01:09:45] [SPEAKER_03]: But her boyfriend joins the chat from the dead.

[01:09:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So the group of friends think that someone should go to his place to turn off his computer.

[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_03]: So one dude goes there to check it out.

[01:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And apparently, he lived in a scary, dark, completely filthy place.

[01:10:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It should be condemned apartment where a ghost thing pulses his face.

[01:10:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the horrible CGI inky stuff starts taking over his body.

[01:10:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So the evil computer gets sold to a dude.

[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And I guess it has never been turned on.

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So let's back up.

[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's just catch up.

[01:10:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Five second hanging death.

[01:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Black awfully done CGI veiny stuff.

[01:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I liked it.

[01:10:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Taking over the other friend.

[01:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Computer sending help me messages.

[01:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And this other guy buys a dead guy's computer.

[01:10:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And pulsing ghost faces hanging around somewhere.

[01:10:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I guess kind of everywhere.

[01:10:40] [SPEAKER_03]: A bunch of people are committing suicide.

[01:10:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And remember that friend that originally went to go check on her boyfriend, Josh?

[01:10:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So no one.

[01:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So he goes and then all of a sudden he goes missing.

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_03]: No one's checking in on anybody.

[01:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's like things are happening and people are just like, that's not how people in 2006 treated each other kids.

[01:11:02] [SPEAKER_03]: But then what makes it even worse is Kristen Bell has some of the worst acting of anything I've ever seen.

[01:11:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I thought she was fine in this.

[01:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: No, she's completely horrible.

[01:11:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Ah.

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no.

[01:11:16] [SPEAKER_03]: You're being harsh.

[01:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: She's completely horrible.

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she's all right.

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And we get some jump scares.

[01:11:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm almost halfway through this movie and I'm still not sure what's actually happening because nothing is tying anything together.

[01:11:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And we get Kristen Bell doing her worst acting of her career.

[01:11:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Did I mention that already?

[01:11:34] [SPEAKER_07]: You did.

[01:11:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.

[01:11:36] [SPEAKER_07]: But I didn't see that part.

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_03]: But then it appears everyone is getting a question come up on their computer that says, do you want to see a ghost?

[01:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:11:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And like 90% of all the people at school are now missing and not there.

[01:11:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:11:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So there is no logic to any of the ghost stuff whatsoever.

[01:11:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And random things like red duct tape protects you and none of the characters are connected.

[01:11:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yet all these things are happening.

[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And of course, Kristen Bell and her completely clued outness.

[01:12:01] [SPEAKER_07]: I would have just wrapped myself with red duct tape.

[01:12:03] [SPEAKER_07]: I would have been like a red duct tape mummy.

[01:12:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That would have been cool.

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the bad acting is just stinking up the place.

[01:12:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Ultimately, it's kind of like-

[01:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: No, the acting was good.

[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It was good.

[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was not.

[01:12:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I like the acting.

[01:12:14] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was completely horrible.

[01:12:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And then I guess somehow there's ghost magic because sometimes it takes over the world.

[01:12:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Ghost magic is good.

[01:12:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And then sometimes it doesn't take over the world.

[01:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And then there's basically no atmosphere through this entire film.

[01:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's not true.

[01:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And then they have things in this, Marie.

[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Like they all of a sudden, the ghost thing will take over people, but then doesn't take people over at other times.

[01:12:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's like multiple times where Kristen Bell should have been taken over by this ghost.

[01:12:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And then it never happens.

[01:12:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And then her new boyfriend that she finds, he goes into it.

[01:12:48] [SPEAKER_03]: He gets trapped in a room with all these ghosts.

[01:12:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And then he comes out later.

[01:12:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, no ghost.

[01:12:52] [SPEAKER_03]: No worry.

[01:12:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It's all good.

[01:12:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Ted Danson show up at one point.

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It felt like Ted Danson should probably-

[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Is there a movie about dead people?

[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Or a TV show about dead people?

[01:13:00] [SPEAKER_03]: This movie had nothing of any value whatsoever in it.

[01:13:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I believe it.

[01:13:05] [SPEAKER_03]: The fact that Bryce found anything enjoyable of this is actually surprising to me.

[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_07]: It was okay.

[01:13:11] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was terrible.

[01:13:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And the ending-

[01:13:13] [SPEAKER_07]: I was so surprised because I remember hating it.

[01:13:15] [SPEAKER_07]: But then I watched it again.

[01:13:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I was like, yeah, that's a bad.

[01:13:17] [SPEAKER_07]: No, this was horrible.

[01:13:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I really didn't like it the first time I watched it.

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Like I remember that.

[01:13:23] [SPEAKER_03]: This is the second time I've had to watch it.

[01:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've watched it.

[01:13:25] [SPEAKER_07]: And I hated it just as much.

[01:13:27] [SPEAKER_07]: It's the second time I've had to watch it.

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_07]: It was so much better than the first time.

[01:13:30] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's the same.

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I think you needed to watch it at six in the morning on a Tuesday.

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I am almost 100% convinced that you fell asleep at some point.

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_07]: I did not.

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_07]: I 100% did not fall asleep.

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[01:13:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You've said that at movies where I've seen you snoring.

[01:13:44] [SPEAKER_07]: This one, I-

[01:13:46] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no, no.

[01:13:47] [SPEAKER_07]: I always admit when I have fallen asleep.

[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[01:13:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyways, this movie wasn't that bad.

[01:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Hashtag Wiener game.

[01:13:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm actually okay that I had to watch it.

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It was all right.

[01:13:57] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, you're an idiot.

[01:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And here is your choices.

[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_07]: What?

[01:14:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It's your turn.

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Bitch.

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_07]: How is it my turn?

[01:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it is.

[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Because Casey said it was.

[01:14:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Did he?

[01:14:09] [SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't even listening.

[01:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course you weren't.

[01:14:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[01:14:12] [SPEAKER_07]: What am I-

[01:14:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Where am I choosing?

[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_03]: You can choose wherever you want.

[01:14:15] [SPEAKER_03]: What are my options?

[01:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Just start-

[01:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Just start choosing.

[01:14:18] [SPEAKER_07]: There's the audience dare bag, which doesn't have too much in it.

[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_07]: We've got Merman.

[01:14:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Has anybody done a Merman in a while?

[01:14:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we did a couple weeks ago.

[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_07]: There was a couple weeks ago?

[01:14:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:14:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I know my bag is pretty ripe.

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_07]: I think-

[01:14:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think you understand at all a bad movie anymore, so I'm going to go out of your

[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_07]: bag there, Jim.

[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought Pulse was awful.

[01:14:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it is awful.

[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It was-

[01:14:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Completely horrible.

[01:14:40] [SPEAKER_07]: It wasn't awful.

[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It was-

[01:14:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing made any sense whatsoever.

[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_07]: No, it didn't have to because it had so much tension and-

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_03]: There was no tension.

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_03]: There was zero tension.

[01:14:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Plus, I enjoyed the young actors.

[01:14:52] [SPEAKER_07]: They were good.

[01:14:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Doing what they could do.

[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Badly acting.

[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no.

[01:14:57] [SPEAKER_07]: There was no bad acting in it.

[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_07]: They were all fine.

[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Kristen Bell was horrible in this movie.

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Kristen Bell was fine.

[01:15:01] [SPEAKER_05]: She's always horrible.

[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_05]: No, she isn't.

[01:15:03] [SPEAKER_05]: She's exceptionally horrible.

[01:15:03] [SPEAKER_05]: All you had to do is say her name enough to drive me away from that movie.

[01:15:06] [SPEAKER_07]: And then it goes to us.

[01:15:07] [SPEAKER_07]: You know what?

[01:15:07] [SPEAKER_07]: That Rick Gonzalez is always good.

[01:15:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I think you don't know what-

[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I've got two of them.

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll take-

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Watch two.

[01:15:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Then you get to watch two.

[01:15:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not watching two.

[01:15:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I've chosen a movie out-

[01:15:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Just one movie out of Jim's bag.

[01:15:24] [SPEAKER_07]: And that movie is-

[01:15:28] [SPEAKER_07]: It sounds like it's a Steven Seagal movie.

[01:15:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Because it's got three words.

[01:15:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_07]: But I don't think it is.

[01:15:36] [SPEAKER_07]: The Steven Seagal movie is above the law.

[01:15:39] [SPEAKER_07]: This is beyond the law.

[01:15:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[01:15:41] [SPEAKER_07]: So what the hell's beyond the law?

[01:15:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Because above the law is definitely a Steven Seagal movie.

[01:15:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a Charlie Sheen.

[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, beyond the law is also a Steven Seagal movie.

[01:15:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Is it?

[01:15:53] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[01:15:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a Charlie Sheen movie.

[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh.

[01:15:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, then I'm looking at there's also a beyond the law from 2019 that's Steven Seagal that

[01:16:00] [SPEAKER_07]: looks really awful.

[01:16:03] [SPEAKER_07]: But I don't think it got released in a theater.

[01:16:05] [SPEAKER_05]: That was probably a direct-to-video.

[01:16:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[01:16:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so we're gonna-

[01:16:08] [SPEAKER_07]: What is it?

[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Charlie Sheen?

[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[01:16:10] [SPEAKER_07]: I like Charlie Sheen.

[01:16:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you should love this.

[01:16:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, how could it be bad?

[01:16:14] [SPEAKER_07]: You mean Charlie Estevez?

[01:16:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's not his stage name.

[01:16:18] [SPEAKER_07]: No, that's his real name.

[01:16:20] [SPEAKER_07]: But that's not what he goes by.

[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_07]: He goes by Sheen.

[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what you're saying.

[01:16:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Very confusing.

[01:16:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyways, whatever.

[01:16:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Who else is in it?

[01:16:28] [SPEAKER_07]: I can't find it.

[01:16:29] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna-

[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Michael Madsen's in it, so you like him.

[01:16:32] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[01:16:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I do like Michael Madsen.

[01:16:33] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's probably gonna be Mondo for you.

[01:16:35] [SPEAKER_03]: This could be a treat for you.

[01:16:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Is it gonna be a treat?

[01:16:38] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not.

[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_07]: I think it might be.

[01:16:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay.

[01:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we'll find out.

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Beyond the Law, starring Charlie Sheen.

[01:16:48] [SPEAKER_07]: I think I've seen this.

[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course you have.

[01:16:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I think I've seen this.

[01:16:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And you loved it, right?

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't remember loving it, but I think I might have liked it, okay?

[01:16:59] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[01:16:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we're gonna find out next week.

[01:17:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Michael Madsen.

[01:17:02] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[01:17:03] [SPEAKER_07]: It's got Linda Fiorentino, who I don't really like.

[01:17:05] [SPEAKER_07]: I like her.

[01:17:06] [SPEAKER_07]: I like Courtney B. Vance a lot, though.

[01:17:08] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

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