Episode 264 - Jenna Ortega, 17 Again and Again and Again

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_07]: It's time to feel the rage welcome to filmrage where we talk movies in theaters streaming and

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Classic films as well directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_07]: My name is Bryson and part of filmrage crew which also includes

[00:00:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Jim hey Jim. Oh

[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hey Bryce

[00:00:25] [SPEAKER_07]: And also we have the return of the merman

[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_07]: We never know when he's gonna show up sometimes he does sometimes he doesn't sometimes he's working

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Goes what are you wearing? I don't even know what that shirt is my angry Viking

[00:00:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Viking which my best he got me for Christmas. That's right. He did. No, cuz that's my permanent attitude

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm an angry Viking all the time. Yep

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_07]: All right. There you go. So the introductions out of the way

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Let's rage on

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[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_03]: If it played in the cinemas anywhere in the world, even if only one person went the directors mom

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Me or Murray exactly

[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Now let's get to raging

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Amazing

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_01]: You know what

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_01]: We come swimming to swim

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_07]: It always changes to I don't even know where to come in

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_04]: All right, then just didn't just don't

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_04]: All right, so swim Murray swim Murray shut up

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_04]: On the docket this week according to this we had three movies trough a

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_04]: triple

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_04]: tribe banger effect that yeah

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_04]: First one beetle juice beetle juice, which I know you two were not looking forward to

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_04]: So go on a limb here. I'm gonna say double rage

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Boys

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Next up we have Dean or 89 which what I understand is like a

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Fubar prequel or something. It's the same guy if there any some character of it

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know. Is it the same character? I don't even know

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, I didn't see the first two like I understand the concept of the whole thing

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: It's steel heavy metal rock dude through basically, you know lazy in their basements kind of thing rock out with your car

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_04]: So you got the 80s music and 80s car yeah, this was like for you

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a lot of

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_04]: So maybe

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_04]: So I think maybe double man because I don't think it was that great. All right, there was a lot of docking

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_04]: docking or talking

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Don docking they're a rock band. They're a band in the 80s never heard of them

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Teamwarriors, no, that doesn't know. All right. Sorry. I was strictly

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_04]: What's that song?

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Then and you're not making a case

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_04]: The hardest I go is

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_06]: No, that sounds exactly better

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_06]: See it's a good thing

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Crew breaking the chains

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_07]: I had to do the whole thing so I can remember the chorus breaking the chains. It was in the movie to go

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I know the chain by Fleetwood Mac

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's not the same thing where but they could they could have been in the movie cuz that's they also were in the 80s

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And the last song it still never they could have performed that whatever I don't darken

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_07]: It was the tell you I tell you in Dean or 89. There was a lot of docking. Yeah

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_04]: The last one the front room which I did see a trailer for at the movie theater

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And to me it looked stupid. But you produced it

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: My forgot a 24 right?

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_07]: There's kind of a rule is it no guarantee

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_04]: there's I kind of think it might be a guarantee I don't think it's guaranteed cuz you got a

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Pop singer in their leading role. So I don't know about she's not she hasn't saying anything lately

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Weird thing is is it on the poster says brandy?

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't say her last name, but it's brandy norwood in the movie and the credits everywhere else

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_07]: But I thought I thought it was Monica. It just says brandy

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that because they're trying to attract people who liked brandy? Well, then they should have said

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Because that's who she starred as in the TV show she was

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_07]: She is a singer but she started a sitcom called Moesha

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but she when they go brandy it's because that was her tagline when she was a singer brandy name

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, I understand that but if they want it, that's like rave your arguments terrible. That's like Raven

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Nobody knows how the last name is that's raven. That's not Raven. You know what? This is getting wound up

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_04]: This could be anyway greatest. I'm probably gonna be terrible. I'm probably dead wrong, but I'm gonna go double rage on that double

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Rape

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Say 24 they've got a track record of a perfect record. They've had a few

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Can you know one has a perfect record? Can you list a 24? There's been no rages

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_07]: So be the first ever if there's been a few minutes

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, there's been some mess. It doesn't mean it doesn't mean we're saying

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Some is by you guys. Yeah, I rage about a couple of them. Yeah. Well, that's neither here nor there anyway

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I probably did wrong there but yes go double read. All right

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Fire away

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Was that it? That's all we saw. We only saw three. I know it's well

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what that could change the next little while cuz we got lots on the dock dock and coming up

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_07]: No, so that's a docket. Oh, you still got docking on the brain for me or 89

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_07]: There's so much there's so much talking so much. It was a lot of docking. Oh

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Man so much so much talking. All right, would you like to tell us about beetle juice?

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Beetle juice. Yeah, beetle juice beetle juice

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Latest movie from mr. Tim Burton now

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if you knew this or not

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_07]: But there was actually a beetle juice in the 80s and this is actually this is the sequel to oh

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's not beetle juice too. It's just two beetle juices

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, cuz they can't put three because otherwise he'll show up

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_07]: But he's like he's like isn't he supposed to be like a demon so he shouldn't have a ghost

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, dad, so he doesn't age but now he's definitely looks older makeup even with the makeup. That's why that's why Gina Davis wasn't in it because

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_04]: She has aged she was dead too. So well

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what she said ghosts don't age. That's why she wasn't in it. Yeah. Yeah

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, so that's what he should know he is more of a demon. She was a ghost

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he was like a demon yeah, cuz he crosses back and forth. Yeah, he's not a ghost

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I think ghosts can pack back and forth too. I don't think so. I don't think ghosts exist

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what the universe that beetle juice is created makes no sense

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_03]: So you know what and that's the thing. Apparently that's the reason why he's old

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyways, this was a sequel to that 80s movie that everybody loved except for me

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought it was not terrible. I kind of here's it. Here's it. Here's the thing though

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_07]: kudos to Tim Burton for

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Keeping a lot of practical stuff alive for keeping

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Puppets alive. Yeah for you know, cuz this was all practical

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I don't think there was a CGI thing in this whole movie and

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Kudos to him for doing that even the little animation sequence. That was funny. It was completely out of left field

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, it didn't fit at all

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_07]: But it was still I was still happy to see it because everything in this movie

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_07]: I was really happy to see the problem was the movie

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Was not good

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Having said that

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_07]: It's always worth watching Beetlejuice just for Bob. Bob is funny

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_04]: and

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_07]: every scene with Bob is

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_07]: gold

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Absolute gold that would be the shrunken head guy solid that would be the shrunken head

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Now you multiply kind of the lead shrunken head kinda talk sort of Beetlejuice left hand man

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_04]: His mouth is so shut. He can't say words. He kind of talked a little bit

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_07]: No, he just kind of mumbles. He doesn't say words. He doesn't talk at any rate

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, this was kind of weird. I didn't like I didn't I thought that they they took us this story and

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_07]: It's one of those deals where when did this what when was the first one like third 40 years ago

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_07]: 35 years ago, probably late 80s late 80s

[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so, you know you got 35 years to come up with a script. This was not a good script for new

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_07]: According to me. That's right audience

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Well most people that are watching this not that I care about what anybody else thinks most people aren't loving this movie

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_07]: They're going to see it and that's they're not loving it and unless you're unless you're having a great big

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_07]: nostalgia sandwich anybody that's new to Beetlejuice, it's never seen the original or

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Absolutely avoid this movie because there is nothing for you in this there's a little bit of cool animation

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Bob's funny

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_07]: But is that worth 90 minutes of your time and I don't know 14 15 20 bucks

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever they charge for movies these days

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Probably not at the end of the day though. I saw the first one

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I like the animation Bob was funny

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Just not I just didn't I didn't buy I didn't like the story. I didn't think Jenna Ortega added anything

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not a big fan of hers Justin through he kind of just annoys me and everything. He's in his Rory

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Katherine O'Hara underused and

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Not at her best

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah at the end of the day, I didn't hate it. It was meh

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_07]: All right Bob so so Bob needs his own movie unfortunately, it would have to be a prequel to this one

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know why alert they killed him good that would that would be a good one

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I totally watch a ball. Yeah, although there was like 72 Bob's, but I don't want any dialogue

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's no just no dialogue. No dialogue. Well, I like to see what happened before his head got shrunk

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Didn't he get didn't get shrunk in the first one by that witch doctor? Yeah, cuz he was sitting there in the waiting room

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Beeljuice guys had shrunk too. Yeah

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_03]: There's another thing which makes no sense his head should still be shrunk

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so I never wanted a sequel to Beetlejuice and still wish that there never was one

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It had way too many storylines going on at the same time some of which

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Were kind of not fully mature see if my glasses work. Oh they do

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well maybe some more were but for the most part not out of the more mature

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_03]: No, and I still have no idea why Beetlejuice got older which we've already kind of talked about it still makes no sense

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It also makes no sense that his head isn't shrunken 40 years. Can anyone yeah, but he's a freaking ghost

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Are they gonna read ghost and demons?

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe or he could have just said no and they call it Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and have the rest of the cast. Thanks. Okay

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Coming to coming to more

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Can anybody explain it to me? I mean

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_03]: He's a fucking dead person so they don't age but let's get over this

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_03]: but and

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_03]: There is a big but and I cannot lie

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_03]: It had Danny DeVito did and Willem Dafoe

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The best kind of train that's right a soul

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Train it had Katherine O'Hara at her funnest. I thought Katherine was great in this

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Michael Keaton at his Beetlejuiciest

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_03]: They took care of all the missing cast in a creative and not terrible way

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I laughed and sang along with the music numbers and all in all it was a fun movie that never needed to happen

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_03]: So it was man I got some unpacking but I didn't you know, here's the thing this I grew with Bryce the writing was not great

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: But I did have fun because the characters they created were still fun except for Jenna or take it which I'm gonna get on board

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_03]: With that. All right. Okay. Look so that was a man. That's too man. Here's the deal

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh the real deal if you didn't like the original film, you probably won't like this one

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_04]: This movie was not made for you

[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Michael Keaton has done a lot of dramatic roles in his career

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And if you prefer your Keaton to be more serious, there are much better options

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_04]: This film is in his own words the most fun role

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_04]: He ever did the only one he wanted to return to more than Jack Frost

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_07]: That doesn't make any sense

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Katherine O'Hara is back

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_04]: In my most favorite role that she's done since SCTV. I loved her in both

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_04]: You didn't like

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And come on has there ever

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Been a film that willem Dafoe did not make better just by being in it. It's true Murray can't lie

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a truth. I really saw the same for the rest of the cast

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, Jenna Ortega was a great choice with a creepy daughter because she is creepy. I

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Have never and will never

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Justin Theroux what I don't care what role he plays I can't stand the guy

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Predictably, he's a sleazebag in this one, too

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Danny Vito was great except his part was far too brief

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: The crazy lady who stapled her body parts back together was decent though

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Her story arc was a big misdirect for the actual plot of the film

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was didn't make me thought it would be a thing and it wasn't no

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: They had too many story arcs in it almost an afterthought really it was it was all over the place

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_04]: What this film was?

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_04]: fun, I

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Loved all the practical makeup effects and weird creatures of the underworld. Absolutely two words

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_04]: soul train

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It was awesome. The demon baby was fun, too

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of doesn't love a demon, but more juice that's right. The music was great

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_04]: That Denny Elfman theme song had me hooked from the beginning and I couldn't help but hum along because I missed that song

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The music number at the end was fun, too, though. I seriously don't understand the lyrics to MacArthur Park

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Someone left the cake out in the rain. What the hell does that even mean?

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Someone met left the cake out that song makes no sense. It makes no sense at all

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I much prefer the weird Alvers and the parody about Jurassic Park. They should have put that in I won't sing it for you though

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_04]: There was some

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Interesting plot twists as I said as I said before the misdirected them is supposed main villain was surprising

[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Like she was hardly in it. It was riddled off being a big thing and then it didn't see her till the end

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_07]: She ended up not being the main villain. Yeah, which was again

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, good kid was he yeah, he was trying to don't give away stuff was he I don't know

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, there was a different view

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_04]: So many funny moments, you know, if I was the only person in the sold-out auditorium that was laughing

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh was sold out so so apparently not everybody in the movie did like there was plenty of kids there

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Laughing but you know, I appreciated because I was old enough to actually see the original and most people in the audience were not

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Everybody's old enough to see the original you can see it anywhere. No, I mean when it came out in the theaters

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Appreciate it in the original

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah on watching on the TV

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't care. I pull it up right now. I like what I like I even watched the original again

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_04]: So did I?

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Some miracle was it twice it was it was I fell asleep the first time

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Just eat your damn chip. Yeah, eat your chips trying to finish my sentence chip

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched the original again, which by some miracle was on network TV last week

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_04]: What what are the chances of that happened? What?

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay. I

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Love this movie a lot

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But it wasn't a mondo what that Justin guy really ruined every scene

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_04]: What are you saying? This was a trifecta man? Yeah, if he wasn't cast now, I might have gone to a mondo

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, he sucked terrible. So it's a high man, but a fun nostalgic ride with mr

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Burton and mr. Keaton. Oh, well, you know what that I enjoyed it. So we all totally agree

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, but my is a little higher on the spectrum

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_02]: There you go, it's really level it's probably

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know what that's it's definitely probably three different levels

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I think it barely got to meh for Bryce. I was mid-level man

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you were gonna hate it. I you you know saying you were gonna well

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was gonna hate it and then I couldn't hate it cuz cuz the all the characters they had like have

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Just having Danny. I just like it was great. Danny DeVito was brilliant

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Dead guy he was he was a it was a cop but in life he was an actor

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He's an actor trying to be a cop. You know, his whole arc was fantastic

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so I do have some unpacking that I want to unpack so

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck is with Beetlejuice and his Italian am I missing something? Oh, you mean speaking Italian?

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like he was he had a couple of scenes where there was Italian. Is it because his his girlfriend Italian? Yeah

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the woman that he married and then tried to kill him was Italian

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_04]: At least the actress is I don't know about the

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_04]: character but yeah, they were in Italy I

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_03]: guess but

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Like there was scenes in it where she wasn't

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Italian if you're it's like I don't know why you had a problem with that

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like vampires if you're alive for like 300 years you pick up some stuff. Okay, you travel you pick up languages

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_04]: You got nothing else to do your board, right? Yeah

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, can we also talk about did they really need to sing dayo at the dudes?

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_03]: funeral

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Weird yeah, that was stupid

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely with the choir it was done. I did see the head still movies dumb. That's the but it is oh

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That's me. Oh, I never got it till now

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Headstone was fine. God you just explained that to me. There you go. You're welcome. I didn't do the headstone though

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The father who dies which

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_04]: In reality, but he died in real life. Yeah, cuz no, no, he didn't he's still alive

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Do we even have to go there major trouble yeah, he's oh there's yeah, he's got some skeletons

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Either in prison or awaiting prison, but yeah

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Inexcusable thing they wrote him off and apparently he's a birdwatcher bird lover

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_04]: And he he like his plane crashed and then he ended up in the ocean and he's got a nice shirt by sharks

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Cut in half. I think what brought me back his character, but it was just like his his

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Torso without the head. Yeah, which was more just I thought it was nice

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, they were they recast practical effect. They recast that character

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, but the his thumb was it was a shark fin. That was funny. Yeah

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Again, it's read. I guess the ridiculous. It's mostly ridiculous. I'm okay with that

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, have you seen Tim Hurtin Tim Burton movies like everything Johnny Depp has ever done? Yeah, they're all ridiculous

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Another one kind of skews towards the abnormal. Yeah

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_07]: You know what? I didn't hate it, which I thought I was going to say he skews towards the kooky kooky wacky

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Wackadoo whatever kooky wackadoo Tim Burton except for Ed Wood, which is so good

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all I have I mean I've got other stuff but we kind of already talked about

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Well

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_04]: She

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Was younger no no writer yeah, I mean she keeps playing she's like almost 30

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I think now and she keeps playing 17. Yeah, how long has she been playing a 17 year old for 42 years?

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, well that's enough of beetlejuice beetlejuice

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Say it again. You don't use beetlejuice beetlejuice. Okay, so

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_03]: We got to see

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Dana 89

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Or fuck

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It's dead that movie was deadly. I

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Mean how many times?

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So this is a typical prairie

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_03]: story from the 80s a and

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_03]: How many times do you think they said the word fuck or deadly in one movie?

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I I just I don't know cuz I gave up counting

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_04]: But there is a lot judging by by the first two foobars on the same guessing a lot

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a lot I did learn though that a rubber glove and a toilet paper roll

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_03]: can made a portable fuck machine or

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_03]: That Dean er as a young Christian understood what over-the-panty stuff meant heavy petting

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_03]: heavy squirting heavy cleaning

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_03]: That sometimes things are double fucked like those adult actresses and

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Quote like that guy

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Won't go away. It's like when you get dog shit in your hair or

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_03]: 69 is a big number is big for everybody, but 1869 is big for us

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Meaning the Métis people it's not right Murray

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_03]: 1869 come on

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right as a Métis man that should be the most important

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_03]: 69 is important to Bryce and I but 1869 is important to you

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so and many many many more in this movie

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's the story though a young Métis man who has some thyroid issues that makes him look like an old man

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_03]: adopted by a super white parent

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually super white parents with an adopted sister from the black community who is also

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Deadly at hockey and learns

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_03]: From the one and only Canadian icon Mary Walsh how to rock out on the bass and

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_03]: giver

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_03]: He goes on a spiritual journey to Calgary to find his destiny and embrace his Métis roots. I never thought I

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_03]: would

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Based on this trailer

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Think this was gonna be any good, but I laughed a lot at this and with this

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: There is a ton of ridiculous in both from the story side and also from the detail details and continuity

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a scene particular Bryce and I are watching it and

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_03]: The dad's like leaning out the door and then they show the back shot and there's the doors not doors not even open

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, wait a minute shouldn't the door still be open and it added to the enjoyment

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Which still made it funny I laughed at a comedy

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a lot. Yeah, it was man

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah, I mean it was there was a I laughed a lot in this movie and I

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Do I remember do I remember the movie two days later? No, but in the moment was I laughing? Yeah

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_07]: I laughed a lot in this movie and didn't think we were going to too. I mean, it's not a work of art the

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It's edited either were the other two movies. It's

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_07]: It you know, the story I guess is

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_07]: You know, it's it's kind of important. Yeah

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_07]: It's weird. It's got there's the first the story so ridiculous, but it's at the same time

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_07]: It's kind of important. Yeah, and it does say something in a roundabout way gets to it by the end

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and you know what?

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_07]: It was it was also man for me and it's just purely based on the fact that I just laughed so darn much

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I can't believe how much I laughed in this movie

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and we you were the one they thought like I thought I don't think I'm gonna really like it

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_03]: But when you watch I tried

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_04]: You know all that Decker music

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_07]: By the way, there is a lot of docking

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Watching a music video for an hour and a half so much dock

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: There's so much talking and then we get to see one of the characters from docking. Yes

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Just I was then they show that them on stage and I was trying I'm like, you know what that could be done

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_07]: But I don't think it was but I didn't I didn't really notice in the credits whether they're where they're docking were themselves

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_03]: But you know what? They they brought to light some pretty cool things about the indigenous community in Saskatchewan, Manitoba

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Alberta and

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_07]: And we had a Kevin McDonald sighting. We did that in itself. That's make it math

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and he was you know, he was Kevin McDonald. It was amazing

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Yo, just just looking at him, you know make it some sort of expression just makes me

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so yeah, no I I am so shocked that I enjoyed this movie but I genuinely

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Enjoyed this movie and it's it's outlandish

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_07]: There are more there might be more f-bombs in this movie than maybe any movie ever been made

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Since we've are okay. Wait, but here's the thing

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_07]: It's still got it's got heart and it it actually made me feel stuff

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, there was the feels going on. So you know what it did what it needed to do and it was enjoyable

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I think any Canadian from the 80s or 90s should see Dean or 89

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, 100%

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely totally including humor even with the talking if I was I was aware it was a political movie about my people

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I might have made more of an effort

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so much more than that you guys go on Mondays and I was busy hanging with the Raptors on Monday you were nice

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's two minutes there Murr. All right then

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Nice

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm excited for

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Dean or 2025 that's all I'm gonna say. There you go. All right. Do you want me to lead this one off?

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_07]: What what is it?

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't even know what else we watch. Oh the front room got you doing the intro. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even remember

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Watching it. No, I remember watching it. Okay, I'll take this one. All right. All right

[00:28:39] so

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_03]: these days

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_03]: The films have trailers and lately they also have interviews with cast and directors

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So in this one our main I want to put

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Antagonist aka stepmom aka

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Katherine Hunter aka Solange

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Says this film is unique and almost a new genre. Of course, I thought while I watched the trailer

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Well color me stupefied the new genre

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_03]: We just watched is and I'm gonna think this is a very unique and original genre

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_03]: religious pooping granny horror

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the new genre. Yes, it's definitely religious

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It's definitely hoping there's a lot of granny horror granny and there's but there's also comedy so cut

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Just pooping granny horror comedy. Yeah, there you go. So

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Katherine Hunter is

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Brilliant and is a reason alone to see this movie as the evil

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Weird stepmom the story itself is a bit of a slow burn and build slowly

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: But we do get to really know each character

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: and as a new mom Brandy who has to deal with a new career a new baby and

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_03]: overworked and underpaid husband with past family issues and soon her husband's

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Stepmom who abused him as a child moves in with them

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: for money

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And I mean lots of money a lot of money

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Slowly we realize that our stepmother is either possessed by the Lord or Satan or something and

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Starts messing shit up literally

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_03]: MESS

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_03]: That spells mess that's right, but we also find out she's a member of the KKK

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It is putting on an act to fuck with our poor mom played by and Brandy case you missed

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_04]: the intro

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_04]: The the wife or the mother is black

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Brandy's black. Yeah. Yes

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_03]: you know

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Brandy the singer Randy the singer. Yeah from like 1990. Yeah, that's right

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_03]: She's back baby as an actor 30 years later

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right. Needless to say there is a bunch of shit that completely unwinds our poor Brandy

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_03]: The story is put together good

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_03]: But the ending kind of has too many endings and spells it out a little too much for my liking

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I really enjoyed this and was creeped out a lot and loved all of that creepiness

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking forward to the next religious pooping granny horror calm

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_03]: But I found this one had some pacing issues and transition issues that the story was so

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Good was a high man

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I think religious pooping granny horror. Maybe my new favorite genre. There's a lot of pee in it, too

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_03]: more poop

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_07]: She's mopping up urine a lot especially off that leather coach

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Now the question is is this accidental or she doing it on purpose because you get the impression that living in a home

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Run by a black person. Yeah, she's doing it on purpose. Yeah, yeah, you know is I

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Mean call them a call them B. Yeah, the husband thinks it's it's because she's got incontinence

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But Brandy knows if you're really evil Brandy knows different. I don't care about the clunky transitions

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't care about all that other crap. You're talking about saying well, maybe it wasn't that good

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It's this movie was so so freaking entertaining to give it anything but a mondo is

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Ridiculous I don't care what problems you had with it at the end of the day

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_07]: You I don't know

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't understand how you couldn't just absolutely just enjoy this thing. I was enjoying what it was

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_07]: I was enjoying it and Catherine Hunter as Solange

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I don't know that I've had a character in the last long while yeah that has

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Has been as entertaining as her and and her performance in this I mean it is it is a

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_07]: brave performance

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_07]: she puts it all out there and

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_07]: You know did

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_07]: There's lots of stuff you could nitpick out. That's what I'm doing

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_07]: That's our job to nitpick, but you know what sometimes you can nitpick at stuff

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's just the most it just is person

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_07]: It just does the guy who goes from a bondage to a rage because the one thing I know what I just had such a good

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Time pre-bred at no point at no point

[00:33:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Did I go

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever was happening on the screen was gonna make this less than a mondo because it was so much fun

[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I love you love the ending to don't care. I enjoyed it care. So it everything are you?

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_03]: So good new person is good post the ending was the ending it was fine

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_07]: This is going to bring down. You know why I love the ending

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_07]: You know I loved the ending because it clocked in at just over 90 minutes

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_07]: And that was the perfect amount of time for me to spend with these characters

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_07]: So the ending was just fine the we got to it quickly the perfect I enjoyed this movie a lot

[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_03]: It's with these people

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Because there was about 10 minutes. There's 10 minutes. They could have popped out of it you sir

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_07]: are incorrect

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Mondo I think you might not have liked it

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I will scary at all no no I wouldn't have like yeah, it's not it's not a whore

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't find people pooping to be fun

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_07]: It's more of an absurdist comedy than it is than it is an actual like it has to be one or the other and there

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_07]: It was in the middle somewhere, and there are different types of comedy in this there is there's gross out comedy

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_07]: There's cerebral comedy. There's absurd comedy like they've mixed every type of comedy

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_07]: There's some slapstick. It's all in here sure yeah all of it. There's some comedy, but you know ultimately

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It's one of those I mean it's horror from the sense that it's that great what brandy's going through is horror

[00:35:03] [SPEAKER_03]: There is supernatural shit. That's happening in it

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think there was ever any

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Don't know what you're talking about. Oh my god. There was no supernatural in there a demon involved, okay?

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So what about the cross with the baby those were those were dream sequences those were not she even showed it to her husband

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Her husband was sorry sorry the what the cross with the baby

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_03]: When you put the cross over the baby it stops crying and you move the cross

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Babies cry that's who can explain what babies do babies are little wieners. Yes, it shouldn't even be

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Why do you let me what they're even have them there is supernatural things that happen with this lady in fact

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god no wonder you like this movie so much you don't even remember

[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Perfectly

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Other than your little baby thing which is like babies

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Creepy people that came over and put her hands on her and they healed her belly

[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_03]: No, they didn't heal her oh my god. How many times did you fall asleep in this movie?

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't fall asleep at all you must have you don't remember. Oh, yeah, there's a belly. Okay. There was one thing

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Things where they showed supernatural

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Poppy cock I don't know what you're all right well you know for those who haven't seen this movie yet expect to see some supernatural

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: There's none expect to see some creepy maybe a maybe a belly healing

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's some pooping there's some pooping. I won't say a lot of poop

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_07]: I would say but you know there's there's the right amount and there's a lot of cleaning up poop

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_07]: That's right, which is you know what it is and mopping up pee. Yeah, it's good time

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I think so I love this movie. It was good

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Catherine hunter was amazing

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you gonna talk about Katherine hunters top ten films Murray?

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Please do the hell is that she was this you a salon

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That even is no slunge. I have something just a tad more serious what you got here's in a midsummer night

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You're done talking about poop. I have something okay. Let's hear who's important things

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_04]: She might be undoubted didn't even get through that whole movie. I only thought two-thirds of it

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_07]: What's that poor things? Yeah, well that's weird. We had to shut it off to go to the other movie. That's right. Yeah, I

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Don't even know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah, because you weren't there. I really am

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't not even sure I'm here. He's not here right now

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_03]: We already know that just shut your yap for next time all right. Let's hear it, baby

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna try her I'm gonna try you do yeah, no you're not I'm gonna try you finished your chips

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what a bit good time to eat them right right about now well

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it got me a bigger bag that wasn't my choice

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_04]: on

[00:37:55] Monday

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_04]: The great James Earl Jones passed away

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_04]: 93

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Usually a celebrity death isn't a huge deal around here, but in the case of mr.

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Jones I think we can take a few minutes to celebrate his career all right

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_04]: For he's mostly known as the voice of Darth Vader and King Mufasa in The Lion King

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He really had a lot of good is CNN and CNN

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_04]: So here are some of his best roles

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Conan the barbarian wow in 82

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Admittedly I have yet to get through this lengthy sci-fi film

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But there's no doubt Jones was like as

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Good in it he's good

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_04]: cult leader who kills

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Takes whatever he sees Arnie's getting everything this came out after Empire Strikes Back

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_04]: We finally got to see what Darth Vader might look like without the mask that's right

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Next movie turned out to be a white guy. I'm a white guy that old white guy in Jedi

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Next up the great white hole

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_04]: 1970 this film earned Jones his only Oscar nomination though he did get an honorary one about 12 years ago

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He also won a Tony Award for the same role

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_04]: The great white hope won the Pulitzer Prize for drama and the Tony Award for best play

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Cool in this film Jones plays a version of heavyweight boxer Jack Johnson

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_04]: world's first African American champion

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Battles a society trying to keep him down and condemns his relationship with a white woman

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I've never seen this film, but it sounds like it's worth checking out. It's good. It is good

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, the next one. I know you guys aren't gonna like

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Coming to America. Oh my god. I'm sorry, but I coming to America or coming to America

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, still terrible

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Movie as one of a Murphy's biggest fans. I would easily put this in my top five Murphy films

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Mmm, Eddie is incredible playing in multiple. I'm sorry what?

[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Pop five okay my favorite

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Of all time really Eddie Murphy movies. Yes

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I love this movie. Very nice. He's incredible playing multiple roles including an old Jewish white man

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_04]: People didn't even know it was him

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Our city hall also has a lot of funny roles essential to why the film works so well though

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Who plays King Jaffa back we're focused again well-meaning brick of a father

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a solid commanding presence that in some ways is the heart of the movie

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_04]: He just wants the best for his son who doesn't it was a good role. Yeah next up the Jack Ryan film

[00:41:00] multiple

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Hunford October still ranks as one of my favorite movies and possibly one of the few military

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_04]: War films I actually enjoyed that was Sean Connery trying to speak Russian. That's right

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Really well

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_04]: The initial trilogy Jones plays Admiral James Greer the commander who actually recruited Ryan in the first place

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Unfortunately, they made another one with Ben Affleck and without James Earl Jones

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Talking about that Ben Affleck's the best I know you don't want to talk about it cuz he just

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Jones wasn't in that that's what this is about that's right. It is okay

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Arsenio except one of the big ones field of dreams

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_04]: 1989 yes if you build it he will come

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Another sports spoiler alert. Yeah, this movie's awful while I find watching real baseball be mind-boggling

[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Apologies to our American really out in it. I

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I love reload really over to now. He's now he's joined James Earl Jones up there

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I do enjoy the other way around but yes

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I do enjoy a drill joins him. Yes, but now they're together together again

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Now they just gotta wait together again now they just wait for Kevin Costner

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Field of dreams anyway easily one of the best sports movies ever made Kevin Costner plays Iowa farmer Ray

[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_04]: guided by mysterious visions to build a baseball diamond

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_04]: The film was very Frank Capra ask a little optimism and hope probably why you didn't like it

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It's awful Jones plays Terrence Mann controversial writer of the path to become central to the overall mystery and

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_04]: towards race supernatural

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_04]: reconciliation with his father

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is what it was actually

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Spree clean of Jesus in there too. There wasn't any Jesus really baseball

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Shoes, I mean it was about the yeah, I mean there was nah. I don't think they really brought up

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Now remember card

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Watched it was a while hundred years ago. Ah watched it once then we have enough

[00:43:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Doctor strange love we do have how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_04]: All the time this came out in night twice on Sunday before I was born so a bit before my time and I didn't

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Starring Decker sellers and George C Scott

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_04]: The dark satire toys with a scenario of nuclear fallout that becomes increasingly absurd

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_04]: After strange love was nominated for four Oscars including Best Picture and Best Actor for Sellers

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Jones in a small but highly memorable role as Zog is

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The bombardier who attempts to be the voice of reason at one point but for clammy becomes simply inevitable

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_04]: His character is last seen as the bomber who drops the nuclear bomb over there over Russia that scene is so good

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_04]: You're King Kong slim pickin straddling it like a mechanical bull

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It may be the most iconic moment in the image and all of satirical cinema

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And Murray you got out if you haven't seen this movie you have to see it

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Welcome to my house. I own it. Um, okay, then we have the Lion King

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_04]: This remains my favorite all-time animated film

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm and probably the last one that I enjoyed and it came out in 1994. What how much I don't like animated

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_03]: What did you see heavy metal? Okay, maybe Toy Story is up there. What about heavy metal?

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_04]: There's boobies

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Young

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_04]: To this day I cannot go through watching Lion King without sobbing like a whiny baby. Really? Oh, yeah, it gets me every time

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_04]: In the film Jones voiced the patriarch of the Pride Lands the wise and just awesome

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Who seeks to pass on his knowledge of the great circle of life to his sons?

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Lion King loosely based on Shakespeare's Hamlet

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Is a visually masterful funny musical with some of the highest dramatic stakes of any family

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_04]: features an amazing soundtrack with some Elton John songs and the hilarious Akuna Matata

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm message and of course his number one

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Anakin Skywalker aka

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Even though David Prowse wasn't the suit it was Jones's voice that really gave us chills

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Jones actually signed over the rights to his voice recordings for Disney to reuse over and over again for all future Star Wars projects

[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, Jimmy made hope they gave him at least ten dollars. They're here will never die

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_04]: No, you know, I just saw a thing on this today because he actually said it like a pervious interview

[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_04]: For the first Star Wars

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Angel Jones got seven thousand dollars. What that's big money

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Seven grand to talk into a microphone we talk into a microphone and get nothing

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he got me a dad college any merchandising right here anything, but luckily he came back for two more

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, yeah, I just hope this family still gets paid for all that work

[00:46:55] So

[00:46:55] [SPEAKER_04]: No matter what you remember James Earl Jones from it could truly be said that we lost a true giant

[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_03]: True that's all I got that is true and

[00:47:06] [SPEAKER_03]: an inflation calculator of

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_03]: $7,000 30 grand is worth

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_03]: $36,000 to talk into a mic. Yeah

[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_07]: like

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_07]: 30 lines

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Do that in like 20 knock those out in 20 minutes. So he's making so he's making like 200 over 200 grand an hour

[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Sure, that's right

[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how the math worked but 36 times. Oh, did you say 36? I heard you say 70

[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He's making over a hundred grand an hour luckily he came back for two more movies and got paid on guess

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Probably not a hundred grand an hour

[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_04]: He probably owns the rice all those old Star Wars guys those little Darth Vader's that are running around

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, so yeah

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Was like Eddie Murphy speaking of Eddie Murphy I stick GI Joe's in my butthole

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Was that speaking of Eddie Murphy?

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Always gotta go there, you know, don't remember his

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Then a big brown shark came

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And GI Joe got stuck and GI Joe got stuck in the water slash my bottle

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, I got a multi banger today

[00:49:02] [SPEAKER_03]: first rage first first rage is a

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Continuation because if price can continue a rage for like well probably in there

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's just assume it's eventually gonna get there. So you know, I'm gonna start this time this time. It's price

[00:49:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't got a reason yet, but it's coming. I am almost positive of it

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's my first rage is bright second way you'll be raging about me in a minute. Okay, perfect second second ray

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I had a rice rage to I may I may be talking about Cine Club some more. Oh my god

[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, see it's right off there now. Yeah. No, but it's like it's I'll tell you in a minute

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay. So good. So it's out of the way Bryce. I may still bring it up again my second rage

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Is can we please stop getting the only people that make original films now is a 24

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_03]: The only ones in Hollywood that do original film. So your rage is everybody but a 24. Yes

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Last week those blue mouse cuz they're terrible. That's the two major but companies that make horror movies

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_07]: But a 24 doesn't just make or they make all sorts of stuff

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_07]: They just make everything and they make everything good and it's all original

[00:50:16] [SPEAKER_07]: It's all original kind of a bunch of remakes and reboots and rehashes

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's the only one that's willing to take risks on there

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_03]: and so that that's another part of my rate rage, but mostly because

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_03]: This I think it was yesterday or today. I tagged Maria and a couple of things on socials

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? This is now coming out with a sequel and now this is coming

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like Hollywood just go get fucked I can't stand anything that's coming out of Holly. Yeah, this it's ruining

[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Goonies coming over the sea. Yeah

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Come on. I mean really

[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Really really really really

[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so that's my second and my third why what the multiple rages?

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know what I got lots to rage about don't get me started. I'm gonna get back to you in a minute

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_03]: So the other thing that made made me rage was when we were at the cinema watching the front room

[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_03]: These ladies that were sitting beside me through the whole movie rather talking on their phone or answering their phone or

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Talking about other things that aren't the movie like they were talking at the movie through the whole movie

[00:51:27] [SPEAKER_03]: They were in there. I'm gonna say 40s. I don't think they're early 40s late 30s

[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, they're old enough to know better. Yeah, so people I know a

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Lot of you haven't gone to the movie theaters like we have because you know, that's all we do pretty much with our free time

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_03]: But you know, here's a trick when you go to the movie theaters. You're sitting around other people

[00:51:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Not just your friends at home where you can

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Not even care if you're watching the movie

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_03]: How they they can watch the movie and talk through the entire movie and understand the whole movie

[00:52:05] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't understand spending $15 on a seat and then not watching the movie. I know it doesn't even make sense

[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_03]: They must be independently wealthy. You know what maybe or maybe

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they're part of chaos theory that they go to movie theaters to fucking piss me off

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_03]: That's why I go. Oh, yeah. Okay. There you go. That's my fourth

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Have to wait to the podcast to really piss you off

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Just about burbling bubbling raging cauldron all week anyway, yeah

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Nice. That's it. That's all I got

[00:52:37] [SPEAKER_07]: For three four three or four is the same. It's just a shame. That's all

[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_07]: That's a Genesis song but yes Phil Collins

[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_07]: What do you mean don't like them

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I pull Phil Collins off my shelf right now, buddy. It's me

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_07]: off my shelf too

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I like Genesis. I don't like Phil Collins. Yeah, Phil Collins soul stuff is terrible

[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_07]: for the most part

[00:53:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I still own it. I own a lot of stuff. I don't like I

[00:53:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Own like like a ridiculous amount of CDs, but very strange

[00:53:18] [SPEAKER_07]: He's got an addiction

[00:53:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Got a fever

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Right the only cure

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_07]: More cowbell. That's right

[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_07]: All right, so I go to buy my tickets

[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_02]: for uh

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Don't even know. Oh, yeah for the Monday night movies, right?

[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_07]: And I should be able to get a 999 movie cuz I'm part of Cine Club and then the next movie is a different

[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Movie, so I should get a 999. Yeah, I paid 15 for that

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_07]: But here's the thing so I've got the 999 movie

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, what do you mean you paid 50 here's why and you should be upset too. I think it was because they overlap

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Because that because the one finishes after the other one starts did you find this out?

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, or maybe Dean or 18? No

[00:54:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Was a special feature. No, it wasn't a special feature. Are you sure? Yes

[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, if you would have bought that did you buy that ticket first or second? I don't remember about its second

[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe yeah

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_07]: So then I had to use my free movie

[00:54:23] [SPEAKER_07]: To watch Dean or 89 because I wasn't gonna get charged 15. I paid 15 bucks for it

[00:54:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Why didn't you just use your free movie? I don't have three moves

[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_07]: I use them up because I got a bunch of them. You should have bought mine for me

[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm waiting for September 17th where I can buy more than one 99 999 ticket at a time here

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_07]: It comes but anyways, so the 999 ticket

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I go to buy another 999 ticket and just because the movie overlaps by a few minutes

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_07]: It won't let me buy a 999 ticket for the second one

[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Cine Club, I'm hoping that because of the new rule changes that are coming. I think it's September 17th, but I might be wrong

[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_07]: September something middle. It's like last third is September ish. It's maybe the 19th 20th. I don't know details

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_07]: but anyways, so once again, I

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Feel like eventually I'm not gonna be annoyed by Cine Club because of what the

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Stock in the company because the changes is they're telling me you're coming

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_07]: But as of right now, I'm still annoyed cuz I had to use a free movie

[00:55:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so I had to go to a movie for free because of Cine Club

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_07]: That sounds terrible. I know it's awful cuz you're an idiot, but now I don't have that free movie anymore

[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Now I almost want to murder you so that all those free tickets you have go to waste

[00:55:36] [SPEAKER_03]: That would just be fitting. So if you turn

[00:55:39] [SPEAKER_03]: You know our podcast listeners if Bryce turns up dead, it wasn't me wink wink

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Just to punish him and his estate for not getting his free tickets

[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_03]: We have like 70 now

[00:55:56] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a bunch of them

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna use them eventually. I didn't know particular rush

[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you don't wear a helmet when you bike too. So, you know, I do where I do now

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I've been wearing it. I've been wearing a helmet once I've been hit by a car mom way more than once

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah multiple. I've been bit by a car both

[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I've been hit by a bus once and I've been hit by cars like five times

[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_07]: But I only really injured myself like three of those times getting hit by the bus I got a few scrapes

[00:56:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I was fine. That's it. Yeah buses are kind of more cushioned

[00:56:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, it just kind of bumped me and sent me flying the the cars actually hit me

[00:56:39] [SPEAKER_07]: But that's a story for another time. I don't know why we're talking about that

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That's just another reason show that you're a dummy

[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_07]: But I'm good at falling off my bike. I've never hit my head. Yeah

[00:56:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The only time you haven't gotten a concussion

[00:56:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, what now I got a concussion for my dog because for some reason you decide to headbutt me

[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, so as usual Bryce's rage is pretty lame

[00:57:02] [SPEAKER_07]: What are you talking about? It's the worst I had to use my free movie

[00:57:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Six weeks

[00:57:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, I don't have to this is rights itself. It just writes itself how stupid it is

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's done. All right. Well, I have a follow-up what on your a 24 theory

[00:57:24] [SPEAKER_04]: What I found movies that I know at least one of you hates

[00:57:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh has put out may not have reduced it but they released it

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, let's go with bodies bodies bodies

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_07]: For that a 24 that's a 24 that was I was horrible. I was awful. Yeah, but wait hereditary hereditary

[00:57:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he loves her. I loved it. It was my you hate it. I didn't love it

[00:57:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's go with American honey

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Mondo I will say that these ones were all early on in there

[00:57:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I know but those are all real except for bodies bodies bodies

[00:58:04] [SPEAKER_04]: A

[00:58:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that was Mondo that was Mondo for me

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Come on come on

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely Mondo in fabric also a rage. Oh my god. It was Mondo super Mondo and the green night

[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Super Mondo just

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_04]: saying

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything yeah everything except for bodies bodies bodies recently, but yeah. Yeah, that one was only a couple years ago

[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_06]: I know but that's it

[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_04]: They're batting percentage is their fallible to just saying with bodies bodies bodies, but that's it

[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_04]: All right, yeah, there's probably a 90%

[00:58:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Drag record of awesome movies. Yeah, but yeah, there's a few I didn't like it all so

[00:58:58] [SPEAKER_03]: We are gonna be super busy over the next couple weeks with film festival it's coming up Calgary International Film Fest

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_03]: So Murrah is gonna find us. I

[00:59:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Think yeah, he's gonna find us a dare to watch but we will not be watching it until we get back from the film festival

[00:59:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, let's

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's say well, I even reworked the whole list at a boy you had a few names

[00:59:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And across the few off. So yeah recently was Carol Kane and then I found a few Tom Hardy ones nice

[00:59:27] [SPEAKER_04]: One of which was an 824 film nice

[00:59:29] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, apparently sisters brothers came up again

[00:59:34] [SPEAKER_04]: There's like eight people on our list who are all in that movie. Yep. We can't watch it

[00:59:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can't watch it again. No because we can't agree so what I've got

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Is one with Carol Kane? Yes, and Jeff Goldblum nice a little diddy

[00:59:50] [SPEAKER_04]: call

[00:59:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Transylvania

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Six-five

[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Pennsylvania six five thousand both in it. Hey isn't that big Lee jr. In that

[00:59:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know if we just watching it legal junior movie

[01:00:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so it's six two thousand or six now it's

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Transylvania six five thousand. All right, it would be a comedy. I

[01:00:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Really really enjoyed that movie when I was you know ten or whatever when it came out

[01:00:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I went through all of her movies and she's a lot of really bad

[01:00:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Really bad gotta work and a lot of those actors are on our list nice. Oh good doubted and

[01:00:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Repulsive. Oh doubted. She's worked with a lot of those people. She's gonna crush them all no doubt

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's most mesmerizing thing but they're really bad movies

[01:00:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Well when we get back from we get back from

[01:00:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Transylvania six five thousand back in Transylvania

[01:00:51] [SPEAKER_03]: We get back from Transylvania from our film festival extravaganza we will be

[01:00:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Watching the Carol Kane versus the Jeff Goldblum in Transylvania six five thousand last week on

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Rage or dare Jim was sent to to be hell when he picked

[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_00]: She devil oh, yeah from the merman's ice creamy to be tastic bucket of rage

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_00]: This week both Jim and Bryce will get the sheer delight of joining me their god of rage in my

[01:01:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Garden of earthly rage. That's right. I refilled my evil bag of remakes boys

[01:01:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Anyone up for a reimagining

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_00]: All right

[01:01:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Let's find out from Jim exactly what level of hell he had to crawl through to survive both Academy Award winner Meryl Streep and

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Opposite of Academy Award winner Roseanne Barr in the for lack of a better word film called

[01:02:02] [SPEAKER_00]: She devil

[01:02:06] [SPEAKER_04]: She wants a MME still

[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_03]: She did

[01:02:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, let me tell you about comedy she devil

[01:02:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Multiple time Academy Award winner Meryl Streep

[01:02:19] [SPEAKER_03]: versus

[01:02:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Roseanne Barr the Emmy Award winner

[01:02:24] [SPEAKER_03]: In a battle of the Titans of talent TV versus movie Beauty versus Beast or

[01:02:32] [SPEAKER_03]: So the movie wants us to think

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, here's a clue for you all it was a battle

[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_03]: All right a battle of who is the worst actor in the year?

[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_03]: 1989 and

[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's a toss-up cuz both of both of them were completely

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Horrible like if anybody on the Academy saw Meryl Streep's performance and she devil

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: She wouldn't she would be not nominated for anything ever in her entire life

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_03]: If you only saw one movie with Meryl Streep, and it was she devil you would go

[01:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: How is this person working past this movie? That's exactly what you would say when you watched it

[01:03:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm. I feel like I went to the absolute last circle of hell

[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Actor hell to be exact we got

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_03]: 1980s mole face comedy because Roseanne has an ugly mole on her face for half the movie

[01:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, and then I think they forgot she had it I guess cuz the other half she doesn't have one

[01:03:39] [SPEAKER_03]: the man

[01:03:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Was that funny?

[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: The first part of the movie she had a mole on her face. It was like right there on her face

[01:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Comic-gold moles on people. They're funny, right? Like they're hilarious. It's the best. It's like, oh my god

[01:03:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm looking at your mole right now

[01:03:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Funny right, but it's even bigger than my mole

[01:04:00] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like it's like a super mole super mole super funny moles are funny. I guess yeah, you know

[01:04:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I got a point. Let's point out. I don't want to know where those moles are

[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically, the movie is Roseanne is the wife of Ed Bagley Jr. Yeah, who's a cheating douchebag

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_03]: He's everywhere now

[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: That's you know, we haven't seen Ed Bagley in years and now he's every movie

[01:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: We see if it's either Ed Bagley Jr. Or it's Willem Dafoe that count those two in every movie now for the next year

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, so where was it? Oh, yeah, so

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically, it's Roseanne Barr and she's the wife of Ed Bagley Jr

[01:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Who is a cheating douchebag who ends up cheating on Roseanne with Meryl Streep in a steamy lovemaking scene except for?

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Meryl Streep's acting of course

[01:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And he treats Roseanne like crap and calls her a she devil

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: See that he called her a she devil

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so that's the title of the movie because he called her a she devil

[01:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: That's clever and then but then later in the movie, right?

[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_03]: She does a wink and her eyes turn red meaning that she really is a she I think she might have really

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: She's a super supernatural in this movie. So there's basically supernatural stuff in every movie. We saw this this week maybe

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Except for the front room. Okay. Yeah

[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So she burns down her house

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Right that makes made sense and and then

[01:05:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Ed Bagley moves in with Meryl Streep and then so Roseanne says, you know what? I don't want my kids anymore

[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_03]: You can have them

[01:05:32] [SPEAKER_03]: So she gives her her kids to the cheating couple does a bunch of stuff to torture the two of them

[01:05:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Ends up making friends with okay, and here's where things go a little crazy

[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_03]: The incredible Linda Hunt

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_03]: So if you want to change a movie from being the worst thing that's ever been made and then you add Linda Hunt into it

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It completely changes the whole I used to just love Linda. Yeah, how could you not still love this?

[01:05:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just literally one of the greatest actors of all times. She's just funny. She is

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_03]: the best

[01:06:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Who also plays a nurse at Meryl Streep's mom's nursing home and they start a business together a bunch of stuff

[01:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: happens that isn't funny and

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_03]: At least as funny as seeing a mole on a face, right?

[01:06:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Cuz that's funny Bagley ends up going to prison cuz he extorts money from his clients. Everyone wins

[01:06:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone is happy

[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's almost everyone's happy. I mean everyone in the movie is happy

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_03]: But everyone who watched the movie not like me I can 100% guarantee that nobody was happy

[01:06:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Unless you have an infatuation with moles

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I can tell you

[01:06:49] [SPEAKER_03]: There was not one funny thing that happened in this entire movie and I mean nothing kidding not one

[01:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone who may at one time in their career had talent appears to have been

[01:07:02] [SPEAKER_03]: punished by Satan himself

[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_03]: For being in this cuz the only one worth seeing in this and I've already mentioned it is the fabulous Linda Hunt

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's fabulous in everything even if she's only in this in a very small amount of time

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Whereas everybody else were so completely painstakingly punishingly awful actors and

[01:07:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It was the absolute lowest level of hell that I could be sent to

[01:07:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is a rage a demonic rage

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_03]: In fact every single one in this except for Linda and especially Meryl Streep where she devils

[01:07:42] [SPEAKER_03]: This is this is so horrible. They're completely horrible. You're welcome. Yeah

[01:07:49] [SPEAKER_04]: It's got her Roseanne bar and like what her only movie she ever made like I don't know

[01:07:53] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so painful. She I saw the trailer and I was horrified by it

[01:07:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, she was natural in in Roseanne cuz I think she was just playing her. I never found her funny be honest

[01:08:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I like the show John Goodman was a lot. I like John goodman characters. I had no problem with the rest of them

[01:08:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I just didn't like her. Yeah, it's like Seinfeld. I got no problem with the rest of them

[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I just don't like him. I don't watch the show. Well, he's not an actor. She's not an actor right? So anyway

[01:08:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's terrible. All right. We got a pull from the Casey bag of evil remakes

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_03]: That the full one. This is the full one. I consolidated them all into one day must have been running out then

[01:08:29] [SPEAKER_03]: all right brace when we come back from our

[01:08:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Film festival fiasco

[01:08:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, we will be watching a Casey classic in pulse from 2006

[01:08:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Pulse is that Chris Evans sounds about sounds about right?

[01:08:53] [SPEAKER_07]: It was um

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_07]: terrible

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Movie I thinking it is is it a remake. I don't think it's a remake though. Oh, no, it's not

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_07]: What I'm thinking it is never mind from 2006 Kristen Bell 2006

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it's a remake. No, there's two of them. There's one 2001 version as well

[01:09:16] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the same story. No, just they're both called the same thing

[01:09:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you sure it's not a reasonality Casey doesn't normally give us things that are in a remakes

[01:09:25] [SPEAKER_04]: wireless signal

[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let's go Kristen Bell she's awesome

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Right

[01:09:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like when she talks well

[01:09:41] [SPEAKER_03]: We will be back next week for a regular episode that will be a little shortened because we got to do some

[01:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Interviewing of some directors. We got to go do some planning for our upcoming film festival in the meantime

[01:09:54] [SPEAKER_03]: If you live in Alberta, make sure to check out

[01:09:57] [SPEAKER_03]: sif Calgary

[01:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: For everything that's playing Maria gave a good recap the other week. Yeah starts next month next Wednesday

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, next Wednesday tragically hip thing nice

[01:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, Brad Dierifson pulse

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