Episode 260 - Eli Roth does his best Uwe Boll

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_01]: It's time to feel the rage!

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies in theaters streaming aaaaaaand

[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Plastic films as well. Directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage.

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_01]: My name is Bryson, I'm part of the Film Rage crew which also includes...

[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Jim! But Jim's not here. Where's Jim, Murr?

[00:00:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. Where's Jim?

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. Where's Jim?

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, where's Waldo? Where's Jim?

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Where's Jim? Oh well. Jim's not around. Apparently...

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the gross.

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And as you can hear, we also have the Murr man.

[00:00:40] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_01]: He is in studio. It's kind of exciting. It's just me and Murr.

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do the work with two guys.

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_01]: This has never been just me and Murr before.

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_02]: It's weird.

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. So the introduction's out of the way.

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's rage on!

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_02]: All right well, as he said, Jim's not here. So I'll go.

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[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_02]: anywhere in the world and isn't a kid's movie though.

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Apparently we watch those now.

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So let's get to raging.

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes!

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_00]: What will the amazing Murr member dick?

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_00]: What will the amazing Murr member dick?

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Will he predict the rage or will he predict the bundle?

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Swim, Murray, swim.

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Swim, Murray, swim.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Murray, swim.

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I think you're a good singer.

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I think so.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well there were two major movies out this week.

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Me and Jim saw one of them and Bryce managed to see both.

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_02]: First one was Borderlands, Blockbuster video game movie with Kate Blanchett and Kevin Hart

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_02]: and Jamie Lee Curtis and some kid.

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_02]: And oh yeah, Jack Black.

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah!

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well I was there with Jim so I'm pretty much guaranteed he didn't like this one very much.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I liked it even less than him so yeah, pretty sure he went rage with that one.

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_02]: And just using my intuition I think maybe Bryce didn't like it much either so let's go double

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_02]: rage.

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Whoa you're really going out on a limb now.

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I know I'm taking a risk.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_02]: The second one, I don't know it's a rom-com and funny interesting fact.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't see it.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_02]: The book was pretty serious and was all about spells of abuse.

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_02]: But when Blake Lively got a hold of it, she decided she wanted to be a rom-com.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And she apparently convinced whoever it was the powers of B to turn into that and that caused

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_02]: some friction with the actor slash director of it.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah well it's a little bit of onset friction with that so yeah it's lighter than it probably

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_01]: should.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_02]: It's lighter than it probably the book was.

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But seeing as it's a rom-com and Blake Lively who you've admitted you don't like and upgrade

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_02]: an actress I think maybe you rage with that one too.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not out of the realm of possibilities there, Murr.

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Out of the realm of possibilities.

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so this is going to be a quick hitter I think Murr because you know we're

[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_01]: going to get in we're going to get out.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty much.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's talk about it better.

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_01]: So exactly so all you all of those of you that are that are looking forward to our

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_01]: regular hour and a half of rambling about nothing, you're in for a little bit of a

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_01]: disappointment because I think we're going to get you out of this podcast in maybe 20 minutes.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And you'll soon realize that Jim does most of the talking on these podcasts.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_02]: So without him they're pretty sure.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes well he does a lot of talking.

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Whether you know it's of substance or not is up to you to decide.

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so we're going to start with Borderlands.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_01]: This offering from Eli Roth continues a long line of popular video games that get made into

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_01]: terrible movies.

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_01]: The direction was not existent, the CGI was awful, the actors literally looked bored.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_01]: It is not even engaging enough to be bad.

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_01]: It is worse than that.

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_01]: And I truly believe this may be the second movie this year written by chat GPT.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm pretty sure it is.

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_01]: The first was bad boys ride or die and I'm pretty sure this is the other.

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that there's some chat GPT going on here.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_01]: The characters are all underdeveloped and one dimensional and perhaps the biggest

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_01]: crime this film commits is that we finally get Kate Blanchett in a kick-ass role as

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_01]: a lady you don't mess with and it ends up being this garbage.

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_02]: She's done that before but she was better than the other one.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_01]: What'd she do it in before?

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_01]: She was in Ragnarok.

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And I guess.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: She was the god of death or something.

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: She was.

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_02]: She kicked Thor's ass all over the place.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_01]: She did but now she was like carrying him this movie.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean I don't get me wrong she was a major character in the whole.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02]: She was an X-Men is what she was.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_01]: So this film is unworthy of her name being associated with it.

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Everyone in this thing was phoning it in like absolutely everyone like they all looked bored.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Like you could see on the screen that they're like why am I in this movie every single one of them.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently this has been sitting on the shelf for many years and it looks like I can see why.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_01]: This is one of the worst things that I've seen this year.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_01]: This is Uwe Bolbad as far as video game movies goes.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_01]: It is a rage.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_02]: You said a lot of stuff I was going to say.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah you would think Eli Roth would know a thing or two about directing films and providing some

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_02]: thrills.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess not.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: With the cast this loaded including two Oscar-winning actresses and a very popular comedian it

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_02]: definitely should have been better.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_02]: My first problem with the film was casting Kevin Hart.

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_02]: He's a very funny guy usually in a role as a mostly serious action hero.

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_02]: All five feet of him.

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Um I think he's been hanging around his buddy Duane too long.

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Somehow he got it in his head that he could actually do straight up action.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He really can't.

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah he's comic relief man.

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah but he wasn't in this movie.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: No I know I get it.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_02]: He should have been funny then then I would have enjoyed it.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh Keep On Chat is so much better than this film.

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Between the non-stop voiceover narration, the ridiculous character she played and the

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_02]: terrible fight scenes she was just annoying.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Not as annoying as the kid though.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I kept hoping somebody would actually shoot her.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_02]: That didn't happen either.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Much as I hate to admit it, Jack Black was the best thing about this film.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And I can't stand him.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a low bar for you Murr.

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a pretty low bar.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_02]: He was actually kind of funny.

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Um the story such as it was seemed to be a Mad Max X-Men mashup with a dark Phoenix twist.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Biggest problem as usual is that they took something that could have been an R-rated

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_02]: comedy and turned it into a PG dud.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It was kind of weird right because it had like all this violence and but it was still so PG.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_02]: And it wasn't even Disney it was just whoever did it.

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_02]: They didn't want to push the envelope so they played it safe.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Another reason why it was just uneven.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah I get a 10 and 12 year olds as the ones who play the game but I mean I'm sure there's

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: rawnt your stuff on the game than there is in the movie.

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah it was a hard rage and it was a waste of my time and money.

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go well we well well I Jim even though he's not here sent me a little snippet of what

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_01]: what he found it in yes he didn't even phone it in he's done that before and that's fine

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_01]: he's not even he's doing less than phony in this one nothing right now so anyways he sent

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_01]: me a little snippet of what he thought of this movie um I was gonna do it in his voice but I

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_01]: don't know that my voice can go that high um so I'm just gonna read it straight so this is

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_01]: what Jim thinks of Borderlands.

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars meets a video game.

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm you know because you got a C3PO slash R2D2 character you got Galadral which I don't even

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_01]: know what that is.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Alright I hope so hopefully somebody does.

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_01]: You got a giant wookie beast dude and I guess an Ewok with Kevin Hart?

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Our horror.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Video game movies are never anything they get right and this isn't any different the

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_01]: story is boring and predictable and rated PG for I think 10 year olds he's on the same

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_01]: wavelength as you there Mer it wasn't funny suspensible or interesting in any way it's a rage.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow that was quick um he's got some more stuff I might as well read it since he's not here

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_01]: you know how he likes to yammer on even when he sends us something he likes to unpack stuff

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: yes he does and here's what he says I would say let's unpack a few things but I'm on holidays

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_01]: and although I was lucky enough to see this with my little mer man before leaving on vacation

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_01]: that was the only good thing about this film Eli Roth stick to horror oh wait the soundtrack

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_01]: was pretty good yeah celebrate one thing Eli ug this was painful except for the music

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_01]: so and then he goes on to say miss you all and then he asks me to close my ears because

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_01]: apparently he's too busy eating lobster to try to find any internet so there you go that is what

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Jim thought of borderlands right so that seems to be three rages it is yeah it was a very bull bad

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: oh man oh all right so from there we uh we get a little more serious

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_01]: but apparently not as serious as we should have been just Blake lively decided that this

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_01]: needed to lighten up anyways so it ends with us um this is one of those movies that's just too long

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_01]: and I'm sorry but if you want to cast Blake lively in an ensemble work that's fine she wouldn't

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_01]: be my first choice but whatever but she just doesn't have the chops to carry a film on her own

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_01]: even if that film is a glorified soap opera that has so many coincidental coincidental

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_01]: occurrences you'd swear you were watching an episode of threes company I mean come on she

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_01]: meets a neurosurgeon on the roof of a building she broke into they part ways but then her

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_01]: sis his sister ends up working for her in a city of millions and they reconnect oh couldn't

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_01]: see that happen you know can't see that coming from a mile away and then she starts dating him

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_01]: and they end up going to a restaurant where her high school sweetheart happens to be the owner

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_01]: in a city of millions that was convenient really come and knock on our door I mean this was

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_01]: truly a mosh up of threes company and general hospital but even more convoluted

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_01]: and then just when you thought it was over we got the big line it ends with us

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_01]: that she says to her baby girl another convenient occurrence her having a girl because you know

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_01]: this was about domestic abuse in the whole deal

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_01]: it then goes even after delivering the line and honestly if they would have ended it there

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_01]: it's still it's still a terrible movie but at least it would have been a poignant

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_01]: good ending moment yeah and it was it really was a nice moment but then it goes for another

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_01]: 10 plus minutes and it spits in the face of feminism as it ends with her getting together

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_01]: with her high school sweetheart could we not have ended it with her and her newborn having a poignant

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_01]: moment instead of ending it with the message that she needs a man to be happy I hated this film

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_01]: it was such a rage you knew that was coming there I had a feeling I think I didn't go see it

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_01]: honestly like what in the bleep I don't understand why they made this and apparently it's not

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: as you were saying which I didn't even know it's not true to what the book was apparently no and

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_01]: and maybe if it was it would have had something more to say but it was just it was not good and

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry Blake lively she yeah she was not good either there were a couple of pretty boys in this

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_01]: that weren't good yeah you know what I was really uh disappointed in Jenny Slate uh oh yeah she

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_01]: finally gets a serious role where she can really stretch her acting chops and she's given this

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_01]: garbage and I just I just felt bad for her as well because she's one of the better things in it

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_01]: and it was still just awful awful awful hated it yeah I'm not surprised I probably wouldn't like that

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: either and you know a big fan I am of Ryan Reynolds but that does not extend to his significant

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_02]: other yeah although she was good for the 10 seconds she was in Deadpool she was excellent

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_01]: in Deadpool but we didn't have to hear her see she just walked yes I think he's a stunt double for the

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_02]: fight season there you go uh yeah that's too bad but yeah and I guess it did okay at the box office

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_02]: but I think it's mostly because of all the bad press I'll tell you something it was the theater I

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_01]: was in was packed yeah and I'm gonna be raging in a little bit a little bit later about something

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_01]: but I will tell you that the even the premium seats there was two rows of premium seats in this

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and they were all sold for this movie for this movie I don't think they were I don't know what it was

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_01]: but I get the feeling was it date night although you know what the best thing about this movie I'm

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_01]: sorry I'm gonna ramble on like Jim because I gotta I gotta fill Jim's shoes we gotta fill some

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_01]: time exactly there is actually some late some lady she had to be at least 75 that was sitting

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_01]: behind me yeah talking to her husband and her husband's obviously hard of hearing because she's

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_01]: just yelling just screaming during the movie oh yeah that was the most entertaining part of

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_01]: the movie because everybody's like but nobody wants to do too much with her because she's old

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_01]: and she's entertaining well she is entertaining to me I'm not so sure to everybody else but

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_01]: she starts out and she goes oh look at her hair my hair used to be that color oh it's like

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_01]: it's like a strawberry blonde I used to have hair just like that and then she was like oh

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_01]: what is with that that gentleman scruff he looks scruffy well you should either grow a beard

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_01]: or shave and it was just she was fantastic now you know why your husband went deaf and

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_01]: unfortunately the rest of the movie was just terrible oh the merman minute all right

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna make this quick too you know no we got a stretch stretch mermi only one page this week

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: sorry all right what do you got yeah so this week we had another video game movie that was

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_02]: adapted to the big screen yes of course it sucked just as bad as all the rest why won't

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Hollywood stop the carnage there have been so many bad movies based on video games I don't

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: even know where to start yeah oh wait let's start with this one super mario brothers 1993 nice I think

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_02]: kind of started the whole thing off Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper yes with the

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_02]: scalies on his head oh my god that was so bad uh except we have the first of a few uh starring

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_02]: mr. Dwayne the rock yeah he had a couple rampage yeah rampage rampage is everything you'd want in an

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_02]: action movie uh explosions mayhem and of course Dwayne Johnson sadly it lacks in just about everything else

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_02]: then we have one of multiple video game fighting uh double dragon

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah my god yeah it was just terrible uh and we have another Dwayne Johnson then you uh doom oh god

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_01]: doom we got the first some first shooter action in that yeah I that was I wasn't really into that

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_02]: game it was like a pc game and it was slow and it was draggy but yeah you go around corners and

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_02]: just kill people in other corners that but yeah it was very popular I remember but the last scene in

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_01]: that where they were the last sequence in that where they actually made it just like the video game

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_01]: where you've got the gun sticking into the screen and he's like going around corners and stuff

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_02]: but it all was so bad uh yeah doom is one of those influential games at all time yeah

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_02]: 20 2005 movie adaption lacks the same impact from the dull cliche written script the lifeless

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_02]: performances it was just crap yeah doom can go back to hell and stay there no kidding

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_02]: we have prince of persia the sands of time 2010 I remember watching someone play this game and I'm

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_02]: like that game looks hard and Jake Gyllenhaal so Persian yeah forgetting for a minute and Jake Gyllenhaal

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_02]: the star of the movie that was set in the Middle East is not Iranian just the first of its many

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_02]: problems loud clashing of the swords and distracting use of CGI becomes just overbearing oh it's

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_02]: terrible drowning out what little story there could have been it's the bad yeah and we have

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_02]: well there was more than one but this is mortal combat annihilation which is the second one apparently

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_02]: the first one did quite well I don't know if it was any good but it better at the box office

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_02]: um this sequel was very bad didn't help that they replaced the director and most of the cast

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_02]: it's awful that uh what's the name uh not the Anderson you like but the other one

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_02]: pt Anderson was supposed to direct this oh really he left I would imagine he would he quit

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_02]: finally we have house of the dead oh god who they seriously they may have a movie out of this game

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: it's a fun game if you like mindless shooter games where you shoot zombies yeah oh yeah I do

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_02]: in the film again so the Iranian kids

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_02]: intend to rave on an island near Seattle only discover everyone's already been killed or turned

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_02]: into zombies yeah and yeah it was directed by oh oh ove bowl by the way he's done over a dozen of the

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_02]: it's ridiculous and of course we can't forget sonic the hedgehog oh yeah we we've tried to forget it

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_02]: but we can't because they keep making them I personally love the game I actually owned a sega

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_02]: instead of a nintendo yeah I grew up with sonic and not mario yeah uh but the first two movies were

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_02]: horrible and now there's some kind of spin-off with knuckles it should be noted that on rotten

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_02]: tomatoes list of the best video games out of the 53 films on that list there were only nine

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_02]: that scored above the 50 percent yeah I believe nine yep so that doesn't say much but the other 46

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_02]: they're all terrible and two of those were sonic movies they got like a 70 something like really

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_02]: they considered that the best of the best oh yeah just stop making video games they they all suck

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah only ones that only like were maybe the um I like the Tomb Raider even though they were cheesy

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_01]: and I like their resident evils yeah I like the first resident evil was okay then it kind of I

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_01]: thought they kind of repeated the ball from there but yeah the only in my opinion the best video game

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_01]: adaptation and I and I and I can't even say that it's a good adaptation because I have no idea

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_01]: what the game is but it's going to be like everybody else um the HBO had a the HBO series The Last

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_02]: of Us yeah these are movies yeah they have tv series yeah for tv series and something called Fallout

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah people I've heard I've heard good things about fall but that's yeah yeah but no I haven't

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_01]: seen but yeah you're but yeah that's the only thing that's the only adaptation period of a video

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_02]: game that I've ever seen yeah I've been I've enjoyed and then the other ones that were

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_02]: recently on there which I didn't even list was their one was that grand or grand tourism oh god

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_02]: that was awful and uh I can't wait to know those but yeah they were all they're all crap like no

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_02]: out of 53 movies they can only find nine that were at a higher than 50 percent yeah and that doesn't

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_01]: go well and by the way Borderlands is just nobody likes this yeah I know it's everyone hates it

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_01]: it should it should have stayed on the shelf man do you realize that um Eli Roth his his movie

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Thanksgiving was made after Borderlands it's been on the shelf so long that Thanksgiving he

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_02]: made after Borderlands that's for sure oh that was more like his kind of movie yeah well exactly

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_01]: that's what he should be making it was it was a fun horror movie that's what you should be doing

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_02]: that's like making a Stephen King movie until like a PG movie like it's not scary like you can't

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_02]: take away the horror I'm with you brother that's the fun part anyway all right what do we get next

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_02]: temperature rising

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_04]: dish and blurring rage taking over

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_01]: all right so my rage this week is that it's not even really my rage I am I am raging

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_01]: for the poor couple that was sitting on the end of

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_01]: of the Isle of the row I was sitting in for what's that crap it ends with us so here's the thing

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I bought the premium seat because it was like it was like packed everywhere and I'm like screw it

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll spend it was like three bucks difference so I'm like whatever so I bought a pretty that

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_01]: technically should be my rage I bought a premium seat to watch it ends with us but here is what my

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_01]: rage is if you have the premium the premium seats have basically they're fancier seats there's a

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_01]: little more privacy the whole deal and they were all sold out but on the ends there's like

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_01]: there's threes so you can have like a block of three where there's privacy for like three people

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_01]: right but if you're just a couple and you buy it then you don't really expect someone else to buy

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_01]: the third seat when there's other seats available in the theater yeah so I was actually standing in

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_01]: the concession line where the lady in front of me decides you know what I want the premium

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_01]: seats and he's like okay so he pulls up the premium seats and I can see that they're all

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_01]: asked yeah all right except for one where it's on the end with the with this couple has already

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_01]: bought this seat and she takes that one and I'm like oh my god lady but I didn't say anything so

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in the theater and I'm kind of looking and I'm kind of leaning over to look

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_01]: and finally these guys come in and they're it's during the trailers of course and you can see

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_01]: their faces just drop somebody's already sitting when they see someone sitting in the third

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_01]: seat yeah it's like come on lady there was a whole theater you could have been in they all

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_01]: have nice reclining seats did you really have to sit in this it's like that's just that's just

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_01]: wrong I mean I can understand if it was completely packed was there were seats available one of those

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_02]: couches yeah so basically it's like a couch like so yeah armrest though they have arm there's

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_01]: an armrest that kind of folds up folds down okay but how they have it is that you still get

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_01]: it's a little it's a set it's a set of three but the actual the other one is actually a separate seat

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_01]: so there is kind of a couch and then want a separate seat so that arm goes up but the

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_01]: other one doesn't yeah but and you get the extra wide and everything but come on lady don't

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_01]: don't sit because it's that poor couple like if you could literally just see their faces drop

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_02]: it happens to us all the time like we'll go to a movie it'll be almost empty yeah

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_02]: it'd be just just two of us yeah and then sure enough somebody will sit in the seat right next to

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_02]: us right next to us getting an empty theater and you picked where the only two people in the whole

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_01]: theater are sitting well imagine if you spent extra on those seats man and so it's that time yeah I'd

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_02]: be so that's my right I would actually move I don't care how much I would have to do a

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_02]: different I would have said okay lady it's all you have it yep wouldn't be worth it oh well

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah people suck they do

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_02]: rage subside

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_04]: plus sign

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_04]: anger feeding

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_01]: oh that's it that's it quicken we're in we're out and you know what you can listen to this in one

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_01]: sitting exactly don't even think about from the middle you pretty much listen to this

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_02]: eat your breakfast and you're done that's right all right well thanks ragers for listening thanks to

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_02]: the extended film rage family who you can find on in our show notes at the on our website uh thanks

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[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_02]: it didn't print that off for some reason that's all right you get a black and white uh dare us to see

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_02]: terrible movies to fuel our rage no matter what you do please make us rage please please that's

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_02]: all for this week rage on rage on