Episode 257 - One Alien Sex Monster, Two Rodeos and Odorama

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_10]: There's a town I know where the twist is go called

[00:00:05] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm sorry, we're doing this?

[00:00:07] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, ready?

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a town I know where the twist is go called

[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_10]: Bedrock

[00:00:14] [SPEAKER_10]: Twist, twist

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_10]: Forget about the Northern Mike song though

[00:00:19] [SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was extra

[00:00:20] [SPEAKER_10]: She turns my head around just like a twister

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Not as good as the flisters

[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Do not make me take a twister alley because I swear to God I will

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll make you listen to that

[00:00:33] [SPEAKER_11]: This is all going in the podcast

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_11]: Hit the music

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_11]: Ready?

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_12]: Twins, twins

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_11]: Oh man, I missed my cue

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_11]: It's time to feel the rage

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_11]: No, uh, yeah that's what I'm supposed to say

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_11]: Oh man, this is the worst intro ever

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_11]: Gotta start again

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_11]: Nah nah, I got this

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_11]: Time to feel

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't need to beat

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_11]: It's time to feel the rage

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_11]: Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies in theaters

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_11]: Dreaming in classic films as well

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_11]: Directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_11]: My name is Bryson and part of the Film Rage crew

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_11]: Which also includes Jim Heatherjum

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Twins, twins

[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_11]: And the Merman Sporting is Deadpool shirt

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_11]: Are you looking forward to the Deadpool movie?

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_11]: Just a little

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_11]: I got, I got a spoiler for you

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_11]: Wolverines in it as well

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_11]: No, the hell you say

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_11]: What?

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_11]: That's a true story

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_11]: So with the introductions out of the way

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Let's rage on

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[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_07]: And we'll watch it

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_07]: As a blade anywhere in the world in a cinema

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Now let's get to raging

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_04]: People are still listening if they haven't turned us off by now

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Dave's here

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Thanks Dave

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Here he comes now you better watch out kids

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_02]: He's coming swimming to you

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_12]: Swim, Murray, swim, Murray

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_12]: Swim, Murray, swim

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_12]: Swim, Murray, swim, Murray

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_12]: Swim, Murray, swim

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_12]: Swim, Murray

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_12]: All right enough of that

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Every week

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: All right

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so there were three movies

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Two which were in main theater

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I actually saw both

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_01]: The other one's a special screening

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, but you still saw it

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_01]: We did

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_01]: But for different reasons than we

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_01]: This is the first time seeing it

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_04]: So the first one was the hotly anticipated

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Tweet

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Remake reimagining crap that is

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Twisters

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Which apparently is a standalone

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_11]: Oh it's not a sequel

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Not a sequel

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Even though it's got Spielberg's fingering all over it

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Well

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he loves sequels

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He had a little bit to do with it but

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_04]: He likes to make Indiana Jones movies

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_11]: Let me produce another one then

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_11]: Pieces of gold

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_06]: Silent gold

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_11]: Indiana Jones and the scorpions

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_11]: Anus

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_11]: Anus

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_11]: Part six

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: He knows what makes money

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: But no this wasn't his movie

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He just was one of the

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_04]: He put his name on it

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Do they make money to not last one do anything

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He was an executive Bruce

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_04]: He wasn't a producer

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Which means a name only mostly

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_04]: A few editing decisions that's about it

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, twisters

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I might have to make some editing decisions on this podcast

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Judging by the fact that I saw it

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And I kind of know these guys

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna go with double rage

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_11]: Double rage

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_11]: What?

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_10]: Interesting choice there, Murray

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And then the next one

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Is something called National Anthem

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_04]: That I never heard of

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I went to with Jim because

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Bryce flaked on us on Monday night for movie night

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_10]: I saw it

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_10]: He had no saw it

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_04]: No, with us you didn't

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you guys were in twisters

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_10]: I'd already seen twisters

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_10]: Just saying

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Movie night is our night on Mondays

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And we weren't there

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_04]: So I had to help out my buddy Jim

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_04]: So I sat through it too

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Murray took one for the team

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_11]: We mean you sat through it

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_11]: We'd take one for the team

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_11]: Wow

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_04]: If you were, had been there

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I would have gone home

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sad to see you again

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_04]: That's better

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Say it

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Jim doesn't need you to hold his hand

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes he does

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I like him to hold things in mind

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I think you guys probably liked this movie

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: He had a lot of heart

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's go double Mondo

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_04]: What the hell

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_04]: All right

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_11]: Double Mondo

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_11]: Bulls Murray

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, well

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_11]: Bulls

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_04]: As I said before

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really care

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a town I know

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Where the twisters go

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure as hipsters

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Called

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Bedrock

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Twist

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_11]: Twist

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_11]: All right

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_11]: So twisters

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_11]: Twisters is the story of a meteorologist

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_11]: In a tornado wrangler

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_11]: Whatever the hell that is

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_11]: And they're quest to kill a tornado

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_11]: By shooting a bunch of tums into it

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_11]: To do this

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_11]: They drive into the path of tornado

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_11]: Anchor their truck into the ground

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_11]: With a couple of pigs

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_11]: That's logical

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_11]: Then they wait for the tornado

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_11]: To roll over top of them

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_11]: At which point

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_11]: They release the tums into the twister

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_11]: Not sure why the trailer

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_11]: That the barrels of tums is on

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_11]: Doesn't get sucked up into the tornado

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_11]: Which would probably rip the truck pigs

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_11]: Out of the ground as well

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_11]: No

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_11]: And kill everyone in the vehicle

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_08]: No

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_11]: But the trailer must be magical

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_11]: As that doesn't happen

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_11]: So it's a magical trailer

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_11]: So all you gotta do is just

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_11]: There's magical tums too

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, there's magical tums

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_11]: It kills tornadoes

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't understand

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Tums magic

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_11]: It's, I mean it's not like the actual tablets

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_11]: They kind of get a paste out of it

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_11]: They make the tablets of tums into like a paste

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_11]: And they shoot it into the tornado

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_11]: Kind of like a giant splooge

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_11]: And apparently that they splooge tums all over the place

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_11]: And apparently that kills the tornado

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_11]: That's the theory

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_11]: That's the theory

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_11]: Leading up to the ridiculous climates

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_11]: Are so many forgettable lines of dialogue

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_11]: And many memorable ones

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_11]: For the wrong reasons

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_11]: If you don't face your fears

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_11]: You ride them

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_11]: I know it's in the trailer like a thousand times

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_11]: If you feel it, chase it

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_11]: And if, yeah

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_11]: And if you feel it, chase it

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_11]: That's another good one, Murmoth

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_10]: How that means

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_11]: And that's exactly the next line

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_11]: I was gonna say

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_11]: Whatever the hell either of those mean

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't understand

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_11]: The writing in this was pathetic

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_11]: It was relying on the special effects

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_11]: Which I guess were fine

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_11]: But when you've got no

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, story that's so uninteresting

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_11]: And you got Clint Powell

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_11]: The most repulsive person in the history of cinema

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_11]: Who as usual makes this crap fest even worse

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_11]: I can't believe I had to watch this untalented hack

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_11]: It's like I'm being punished

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know why Hollywood is pushing this guy down my throat

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_11]: But I do not like it

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_11]: I do not like it at all

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_11]: This was actually 10 times better than the original twister

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_11]: But that still makes it an undeniable rage

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Bing, bing, bing, bing

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Murray called it

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, well

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Twisters

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Now what came first?

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_01]: The original twister

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Or the Fast and the Furious franchise

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking you're a twister

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyone?

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_01]: That's also what I thought

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_01]: So this is what

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_01]: This is what started the trend

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_01]: In science-based films that ignore science and logic

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_10]: The original

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_10]: It's Twisters fault?

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: The original was such a horrible film

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I actually went back and rewatched it for the podcast

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Where everyone is assumed to be a complete idiot

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_01]: And the effects, although good for the time

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Does, I'm telling you right now

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Does not hold up well at all

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_11]: What about that cow though?

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_01]: The cow was the best thing in the movie

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_11]: Because it looked like a plastic cow

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Because it looked like a plastic cow

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_01]: So why did they make a new one?

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_11]: Moo

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh right

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Twins

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Twins

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Or as they called them in the original

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Murray

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Sisters

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Right

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_01]: The original was sisters

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So not only did they remake a movie

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: But they had a really good title for sisters

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And they changed it to twins

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: They put it in the freaking trailer

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_11]: But that's so that I could go twins

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_11]: You could have went sisters

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_11]: Nah it doesn't work as well

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_01]: They could have had a person of color in there

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_01]: They could have went sisters

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_01]: It would have been better

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I think

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_01]: So this iteration of twisting does a similar job

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_01]: That the first one did

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_01]: In that it assumes that everyone in Tornado Alley

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Is a complete idiot

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Except for these storm chasers

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And in this one it was terrible country music

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_01]: That in itself was so annoying

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_01]: But what makes it worse is that this is two hours long

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Driving around after CGI tornadoes

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_01]: That appear to follow our lead

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Played by Daisy Edgar Jones

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Otherwise known as Kate

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Because you know there's a tornado everywhere

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_01]: She is on screen

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Which I'm thinking to myself

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_01]: How convenient is that?

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_01]: And then throw in the repulsive Glenn Powell

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_01]: As Bryce has already mentioned

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Albeit he's less repulsive in this role than usual

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_01]: But don't get me wrong

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_01]: He's still repulsive

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_01]: But thank God his and his crew are there

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_01]: To show these complete idiots

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_01]: That live in Oklahoma

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_01]: How to avoid being killed by tornadoes

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_01]: You know because they have never seen one before

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_01]: No wait that's not it

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_01]: What this movie tells us is

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_01]: That this happens four to five times a day

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait is there actually

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't been to Oklahoma in a while

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_01]: But is there actually anything left in Oklahoma?

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Because the

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_01]: It can't be it's tornadoes everywhere

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Because it sounds like there's four to five tornadoes

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Hitting every single town

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Small or large in Oklahoma

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Because if these tornadoes happen every five minutes

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure that Oklahoma probably does not exist anymore

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_11]: No it's gone

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Plus the science slash physics

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Again is nonsensical

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_01]: With things let fly

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_01]: They show a giant oil rig flying through the sky

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know how fucking much those things weigh?

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And yet and yet

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_01]: There is a team of wranglers

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_01]: That can hold onto things with their feet

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Or just try lying flat

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_01]: You won't get sucked up

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Because it's

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_11]: Clint Powell works out man

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_01]: He works out his foot

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_01]: And you know what?

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Because if you're a giant oil rig it's easy to pick you up

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_01]: But when you're like lying flat on the ground as a wrangler

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_01]: You're safe

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_11]: There you go

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah that makes perfect sense

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Right am I am I wrong or am I wrong

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_11]: You are absolutely right

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah throwing in science

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Problem

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_01]: That has not worked in years

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_01]: But then they basically solve it in two minutes

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And a love story

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_04]: They basically took the model from the first movie

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a Magare

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Well no but it stands alone

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_04]: No it's Dorothy

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just a Dorothy from the first one

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's a standalone movie

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_04]: She made one

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It's unrelated

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_04]: But that one didn't work either

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_04]: They just copied

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So it took this redneck cowboy to figure out how to make her machine work

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_11]: Because he's a genius

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_11]: He's a tornado wrangler

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah he's a tornado wrangler

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_01]: He knows stuff

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah so um

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_01]: This was really terrible

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know but if it's produced by Steven Spielberg

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Could it be worse than the original twister?

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_01]: But then you add

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_11]: I think it was better

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_01]: But then you add no this was

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_01]: You know what they're both terrible

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_11]: They're both terrible

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_01]: This one I actually did not like as much

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Because the people in the first one were not as repulsive as Glenn Powell

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why the first one was better

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_01]: And the first one had a plastic cow

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Which was awesome

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Cows and had Bill Paxton

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_01]: So for that reason alone

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Bill Paxton

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_01]: The cow

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And what's her face?

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Holly Hunter

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Who is it Marie?

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Helen Hunt

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Helen Hunt

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Holly Hunter

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Holly Holland Hunter

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_01]: They both they're kind of the same person

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_01]: She would have been better to be honest

[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Both twisters be it twist one or twister's eng

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Or whatever this was called

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_01]: This was a rage and the first one was just as bad of a rage

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_11]: They're really awful

[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_01]: They're really terrible movies

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember coming out of the

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_01]: We'll talk about this maybe later

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_01]: But I remember coming out of the first one

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I went and saw this with my wife

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_01]: And we both looked at each other

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And went that was some piece of crap

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Now over to you Mer

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I have two questions for the filmmakers

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_04]: What was the point of this film?

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_04]: No one knows

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_04]: And where were the flying cows?

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I also have one for the residents of

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Was it Oklahoma?

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I wrote down Nebraska I'm not sure why

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Well they probably wrote Nebraska too

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And tornado alley

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Why the hell would you live there?

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_04]: In this movie universe

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Seriously buy an RV

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_04]: And drive to another state for tornado season

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Like if this happens multiple times every summer

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Or whatever it's called tornado alley

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_04]: They have tornadoes all summer long

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: But they're not five

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_01]: They're not five a day

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not five a day but there's at least

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_04]: But think about it

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Five over the course of the summer

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_01]: There's millions and millions and millions of people

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_01]: That live along the coast of the U.S

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: The east coast of the U.S

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Well yeah they have hurricanes

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_01]: They have hurricanes

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Which are just tornadoes on water

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Build your house there

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Like build it along the border or something

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah I don't know why they would live there

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Because you build a house and then the tornado takes it anyway

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It's because this movie is make believe

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_01]: This doesn't happen to everybody in Oklahoma

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_04]: The one thing I learned from this film

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Was that tornadoes will do whatever the hell they want

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_04]: And you can't stop them

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess my better judgment

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched the original twister

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Mostly because it was on TV this weekend

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And there was nothing else to watch

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched it too

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I still don't get the whole idea of chasing tornadoes

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Seems pretty pointless to me

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_04]: The only thing I liked about the original

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Was Bill Paxton

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_04]: And the Shania Twain song from the soundtrack

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_01]: And the cow right?

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_01]: You love the cow

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_01]: And the other cow was pretty cool too

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Of course the cow is the best

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Like there's another cow

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_04]: No I think it's the same one

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_04]: That was a pretty good line

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Even Philip Seymour Hoffman wasn't Hoff enough yet

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Might have been one of his first movies

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I think it might have been

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_04]: To say I dislike Glenn Powell as an understatement

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It's this cocky bastard who is in freaking everything these days

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_04]: He seems to be in an awful remix

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Or sequels of a lot of movies coming up

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Including the new running man

[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And Top Gun 3

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Kill me now

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_04]: As for this movie

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_04]: His character seems to be a mashup

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Of Bill Paxton's dashing hero

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And Carrie Elwa's jackass know-it-all

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Who actually doesn't know anything

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it was those two characters from the first one

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Into one character

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no way I believe

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_04]: A cocky redneck cowboy

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Who shoots fireworks up a tornado's ass

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Actually knows anything about weather

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_01]: But he was a meteorologist

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: He went to meteorology school

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, was it night classes?

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Those ladies on TV do the weather

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_04]: This point at the invisible maps

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_04]: That doesn't make him a meteorologist

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Well some of them are actual meteorologists

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Some of them are

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_04]: As a line from one of my favorite sitcoms

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Which you guys would never have watched

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_04]: With Tim Allen

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_04]: He pisses off somebody because he basically tells her

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_04]: She's a meteorologist

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like you can get all the information that you give people

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_04]: From a phone app

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And he pissed her off when he said that

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is true

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_04]: You can get all your weather information now

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: From a phone app

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't have to actually watch the weather person on TV anymore

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's way more fun to watch the person on TV

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he was even weather

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_04]: He's making it all up just to get in their pants

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Which he never even did

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_04]: No, apparently at the end there was supposed to be a kiss

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And there wasn't

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Because Spielberg said no

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_04]: That was the one decision he made

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Was to have them not have a kiss at the end of the movie

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I don't know what that is

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank God Spielberg put that in there

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_11]: No kidding

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Sure there was

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_11]: It was the only good part of the movie

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_11]: It's the fact that they didn't go there

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't go there

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Well they totally went there

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Because they didn't go there

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't go there

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_01]: They implied it

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_01]: He drilled his

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Truck into the white zone

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_01]: At the airport

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_01]: At the end yeah

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_01]: So I know

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_01]: So he could go and do it more

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_11]: I know and here's how I played it over my head

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_11]: I did a kiss

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_11]: They go back out to his truck

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_11]: He's gone

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_11]: She sees that he's such a freaking idiot for doing that

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_11]: But dude what are you doing?

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_11]: So she goes back out

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_11]: Take two

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_11]: She goes back out

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_11]: Sees that he's drilled the truck into the ground

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_11]: It says

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_11]: What is wrong with you?

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_01]: You're an idiot

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_11]: Are you an idiot?

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_11]: And then gets back on her freaking plane

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_11]: And says see you later buddy

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_11]: Because you know

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_11]: You're not very smart

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_04]: The plane was delayed because of the weather

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_04]: That was the whole plot twist

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_01]: She threw her pussy out of him as she went to go

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_01]: No

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_01]: They never go in

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_01]: She is so

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah yeah she

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_08]: She was

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm sorry she would have seen that and said no

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_11]: This guy's an idiot

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_11]: There's no way

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_11]: That's how

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm giving her a little bit of credit Jim

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_11]: Apparently you're not

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Well because of what she said Jim

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Before she went in there

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_01]: What if she used one of those lines that he had

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I know

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_01]: She's being all

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Something righted or something

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_01]: She said right

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_01]: You had to chase it

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_11]: I mean ride me

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_11]: She had something about chasing it yeah

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Well I thought it was right

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_11]: No it wasn't ride me

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_01]: If you see something ride it

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_01]: And then

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_01]: She walked away and shook her patootie

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna drill this hole into this white zone

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And then I'm gonna go get that patootie

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously he was watching a different movie

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Than we were

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly what happened

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_11]: That's how it happens

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly how our predictor would happen too

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_11]: I know what you were wrong

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I was completely right

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah so there were some good special effects and action scenes

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah disappointing rage

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It was rage

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_04]: What's that a three rages Murray

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the three rages

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Crap I didn't want to see in the first place

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_04]: What's the one who's the number's out

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_04]: They go sometimes

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_01]: You know what it was like

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_01]: It was kind of like past lives

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_11]: It was nothing like past lives

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I had a similar ending to the past lives

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_01]: No it didn't

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't kiss at the end

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_01]: It was just like past lives

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Was that now what every love story is for you

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like past lives

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_11]: Just the one

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_01]: You can compare it all to past lives

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Gotcha

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_01]: All right

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Anybody else want to say anything about this

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_01]: No let's move on

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Shipwreck of a

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: No no no

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_10]: A book

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_10]: No

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_10]: Truck wreck

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It needed to be demade

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_10]: No

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_10]: All right

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_01]: So we went and saw a movie

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Called National Anthem

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Which also had a road

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_01]: It did

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Two movies with rodeos

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Just like two movies

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_01]: We saw the

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_01]: This is like rodeo week on film rage

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_08]: That's right

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Looking for a title this week

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_01]: It's rodeo week on film rage

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_01]: In National Anthem

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_01]: We have a young man

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Living in a broken home

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_01]: With his absent mom and younger brother

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Whom he adores

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And his ultimately

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Would say a replacement father for him

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Finds work at a ranch

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Where he finds love

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_01]: His identity

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And a new family

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_01]: That allows him to discover

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Who he is

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Or who they are

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Perhaps

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Charlie Plummer

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_01]: As Dylan is brilliant

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_01]: In his portrayal of this young man

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Coming to life

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And finding his identity

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_01]: The scenery is captivating

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_01]: In this new

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_01]: New Mexico landscape

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_01]: This new family

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Made up of queer folk

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Who do drag and travel to queer rodeos

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_01]: To perform

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And live their absolute best lives

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The story has deep, deep, deep character development

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_01]: And leaves you

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_01]: With a feeling that it's okay

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_01]: To be you no matter who you are

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I absolutely love this movie

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I loved everything about it

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I love the pacing

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I love the scenery

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I loved

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Of all the things I love

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I think Charlie Plummer

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I have not seen enough Charlie Plummer

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_01]: And I thought he was brilliant

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought the whole cast in this was brilliant

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I loved it

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_01]: It was Mondo

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_01]: All right

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Merman

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm ready to end

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Merman

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, this was definitely not my kind of

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_01]: But it had a rodeo

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_01]: You love rodeos

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Drag queens are really not my thing

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_04]: But I do like rodeo

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I probably

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's Mondo

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I probably would not have seen this film

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Except as I mentioned

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Bryce flaked on movie night

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And I could

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't left my BFF to do it alone

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_11]: I was there by myself, by the way

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_11]: No one else was in the theater

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I was by your choice

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Was actually glad I saw this

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_04]: It's okay with it

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Because underneath all the drag queens and cross dressers

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And colorful characters

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Was a really touching coming of age story

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I especially liked the bond between brothers

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_04]: How Dylan stepped up to raise his little brother

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_04]: After his loser mom couldn't do it

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_04]: The love triangle was interesting too

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Though it was quite obvious how it was going to turn out

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I also have never seen a rodeo event

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Where they put a diaper on a sheep, cow

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever it was

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Never seen that

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_04]: So that was different

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Um

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was a good story

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_04]: While it wasn't a Mondo

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a decent man

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Nice

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_04]: As good as you're getting out of me

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_11]: All right

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_11]: National Anthem

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_11]: It had a gritty authenticity to it

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_11]: I was very well acted

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_11]: And the love story is just messy

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_11]: Which adds to the genuine feeling

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_11]: Because love's messy

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Love story's messy, yeah

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_01]: And super messy

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Someone always gets hurt in a love triangle

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, a bizarre love triangle

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_01]: A bizarre love triangle

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_11]: I had

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_11]: I only actually had one problem with the movie

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_11]: What?

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm sorry, the kid

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_11]: The kid is annoying

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_10]: That kid

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_10]: A little kid

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, the little kid

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_11]: The kid's all right

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_10]: He was good

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_10]: He wasn't

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_10]: I love the fact that he

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_11]: I could sit here and pile on him for like ever

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_11]: But I'm not going to

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_11]: But

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_10]: I liked him

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_11]: It is the one thing that

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_11]: He literally took away from every scene that he was in

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I liked that he was

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Accepting of his brother's new

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Absolute

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not saying that the

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_11]: I doubt saying it wasn't

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_11]: Wasn't well written, Merman

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm saying the performance lags

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't like the performance of the other kid

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_11]: There's a lot of good kid actors these days

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_11]: And it's American film

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_11]: The marriage

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_11]: So we know

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_11]: Still good kid actors

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_04]: As independent films

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you know the budget

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably was somebody's actual

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Actual

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_11]: They still don't have the budget for a real kid

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_11]: I probably just

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, it's pretty

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_11]: Anyways, he wasn't good

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_11]: But even though the rest of the film was

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_11]: Even with that

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_11]: The rest of the film was actually almost perfect

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_11]: The performances

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_11]: That

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_11]: All the add-ons

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, were amazing

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_11]: Charlie Palmer, as you mentioned is Dylan

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he was

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_11]: There are so many layers to this guy

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_11]: And there are so many scenes without saying any

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_11]: You know, with saying very little

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_11]: He told so much

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_11]: Eve Lindley as Skye

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_11]: Never seen her before

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_11]: That was very good

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_11]: Renee Rosado as

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_11]: As um

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_11]: I can't even remember his name

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_11]: But he was the third part of the love triangle

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_11]: That whole Pedro Pepe guy

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Pepe, yep

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_11]: That whole dynamic

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_11]: That was so well done

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_11]: And even Robin Lively as the mom

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_11]: Was very good

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_04]: That was surprising

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Her performances without standing too

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I was surprised she actually grew as a character throughout the movie

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and that's the whole thing

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_11]: That's actually another thing that left me a little cold

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_11]: Is that kind of came from nowhere

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_11]: Her accepting of everything

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_11]: That's so I guess I got two nitpicky things

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm trying to decide whether those annoyed me enough to

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Well here's the thing with the mom

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Right

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I think there was that epiphany

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_01]: That when they left her

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_01]: She was alone

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And I think

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_01]: You know she did come to some self realization

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_01]: While they were gone

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't know

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't know how long they were gone though

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the thing

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_11]: It's not like

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_11]: We don't we don't know

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_11]: It's not like he was in grade eight by the time they came back

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_11]: I mean we got an idea because the kid looked the same

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_01]: If the kids

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_11]: Kids change like every day

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_11]: You see a kid like one week to the next week

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_11]: Is like who the hell is that

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_01]: They had a hairdresser

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_01]: So and so's kid

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_11]: You're like really

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_11]: There's a fetus last

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_01]: They had a hairdresser at it

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So they might have got their hair cut three times

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't know that

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_11]: That has nothing to do with hair

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_11]: I have to say over the course of the summer

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_11]: Kids maturing and getting older

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_11]: Eight year olds don't look

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_11]: Hi

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_11]: Two days later they look different

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway if you don't know

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_04]: She really loved the kids

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_11]: Nah I don't know

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_11]: Those kids are terrible

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah if the mom actually loved the kid

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Anything more than like a week

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_04]: She probably would have

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You know

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Started to look at some

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_01]: 100%

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't buy it

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It didn't

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It didn't

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_04]: She wasn't an awful person

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_04]: She just had issues

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I've known awful parents

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Well she put herself as a priority

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Over her kids

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Well dad that was the problem

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_04]: She yeah she was

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Me first kind of person

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Again she grew

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_11]: What you're supposed to put your kids first

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah like you put your dog first

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the rumor

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I would know

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_01]: You know how you feed him

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And you walk him

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah that's right

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_01]: And give him sticks

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_01]: That he's not supposed to eat

[00:27:29] [SPEAKER_01]: And shit like that

[00:27:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Actually number one in your life now

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_01]: He rules the roost in this house

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He rules the house

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_04]: That's right

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_11]: Anyways this is a very effective movie

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_11]: It was very well shot too

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_11]: It was a beautiful movie

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It was Mondo

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_04]: He's not gonna go there really

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_01]: He is

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_01]: He knows

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_01]: He knows the movie is too good

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_01]: There's two points

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_01]: It was not like the ending was bad

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_01]: No

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The ending was actually really good

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_01]: One person's performance

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_01]: That shouldn't suck the life out of the movie

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_01]: And it was one small thing about the mom

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Which it doesn't matter

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_01]: All right it's Mondo

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Of course it's Mondo

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_01]: All right

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Four for four

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Murray's 100%

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Batten

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it a thousand again?

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I forget this

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah it's batting a thousand

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_11]: Batting a hundred would be batting one out of ten

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_01]: What if you're batting a million

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_11]: You can't bat a million

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_01]: So a thousand is the most you can bat

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Batting average is used to get three

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's all in two something

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Like that's something I could count to

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a big small thing

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_01]: In a day

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_01]: If you're batting a thousand

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_04]: You hit every ball

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a thousand at bats

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And how many times you get to hit

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what you do percentage

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Well what if you're hitting two thousand bats

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_04]: If you hit everything

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_04]: You start over and you got eight to some

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_04]: You're still about a thousand

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_04]: If you hit it every time

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the dumbest sport I've ever heard of

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't disagree with it

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's boring as hell

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah it's actually fun live

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what it is about that game

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_11]: But I could sit there and watch it live

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_11]: I could watch kids play it live

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_11]: If it's actually organized

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_01]: But just don't do it without bringing a kid with you

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_01]: They're gonna look at you

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_04]: The only time I ever watched it live

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Was our own Calgary

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I believe they were cannons back then

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I used to go on hot dog day

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a big game

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And it was freaking snowing

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it was cold

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_04]: When I ate hot dogs

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_04]: There you go

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_04]: They had hot dogs there

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah it was snow

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_11]: It was they had hot dog day

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_11]: Where you got free hot dogs

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh there you go

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_04]: No it's less pay

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I had to pay 20 bucks for a baseball ticket

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_11]: But I think

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_01]: No they were pretty cheap

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_04]: They were like 10 or 15

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_04]: They were cheap

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah it was cheap

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_11]: And I used to like skip out on my afternoon classes

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_11]: On Fridays during this

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_11]: When they were playing

[00:29:29] [SPEAKER_11]: And go to the cannons game

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_11]: There you go

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_11]: And one time we stole Burt Heffernan's towel

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_11]: Burt Heffernan

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_11]: He was a

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_11]: He was a

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_11]: He was a player

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah he was a terrible baseball player

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_11]: He was the worst

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_11]: We wanted the towel of like the worst baseball player

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_11]: In the history of the semifro baseball

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Well look at guy who was destined for the majors

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It was like the worst guy on the team

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah he was awful

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_11]: He was so bad

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_11]: But yeah I got his towel

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a Heffernan

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Just like Mr. Mallcock

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_11]: I was like hey Burt

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm taking your towel

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_11]: And that was it

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_11]: And he went

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Wheeeee

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_11]: Picked it up off the thing

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_11]: And then took it

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_11]: That's a rebel

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Baseball just keeps getting more interesting

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_11]: Not really

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_11]: He just looked at

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_11]: That really isn't

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_11]: Didn't even do anything

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_11]: He was like what do I say

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_11]: He's such a wiener

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm getting paid

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_11]: Barely

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_11]: I get paid in hot dogs

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_11]: Only thing interesting about

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Only thing interesting about baseball is

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Is when they rush them out in their fights

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Then it gets interesting

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_11]: Ah that's terrible

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_11]: That is not sportsman like

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_04]: When the manager gets thrown out of the game

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And kicks sand in the umpire's feet

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That's gonna be interesting too

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_04]: No that's not

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That's terrible too

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_01]: All of that

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh everything you guys just told about

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything except the actual playing of the game

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Poor upbringing

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe live is better

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it is

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_11]: Live really is

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_11]: Although everything live is better

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I got a friend in Toronto

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Goes to Jay's games

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Live music's better

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_04]: He loves to go see the Jay's

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_04]: He also watches the Raptors too

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But I'm counting for taste

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_08]: There you go

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_04]: All right

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_04]: So you guys have something else I believe

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_04]: What's up

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_04]: We do

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Tell me

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_01]: We uh

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Were invited

[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_01]: With our friends at

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Cinematek Calgary

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_11]: Thank you Cinematek

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Because there was

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to say an amazing event

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_01]: So for those of you who do not know John Waters

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_01]: First off

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_01]: He is in my top five favorite directors

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I know his crybaby

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Of all times

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I've seen every single one of his films

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And every single one I get a chance to see in cinemas

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Is even

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_01]: More entertaining

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Because that's where you need to see cinema

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Or films is in the cinema

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Um

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_01]: So we were invited to see polyester

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Which is the 1981 film

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Starring

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Divine

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_01]: And not really starring Tab Hunter

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Although he was a huge name

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Tab Hunter was in it

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_11]: Tab Hunter was in it

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And and

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_01]: You have to really understand this

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_01]: So this came out in 1981

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't old enough to see this when it came out

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_01]: And um

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I had so I had to wait a little bit longer

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_01]: But they also didn't have it in Oterama

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_01]: When I first got to see this

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_01]: So this was an experience I've been waiting

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Almost my entire life to experience

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_01]: So Cinematek

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Directed up to the

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_01]: An amazing job by hooking us up with Oterama

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And um

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I just

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_01]: This was probably

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_01]: The most fun I've ever had in a cinema

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_01]: In my entire life

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_01]: This was

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_01]: It was

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Like I mean

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_09]: I enjoyed it

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not saying

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_09]: Not as much as him apparently

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not like I mean

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I loved every scene of this movie

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Divine is brilliant in this

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_01]: The comedy like

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh it's so funny

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_01]: John Waters

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Sticking his tongue so deep into his cheek

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Poking fun at suburbia

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Was just beyond hilarious

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_01]: But then on top of that

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Throw in every once in a while

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_01]: And throwing a number up on the screen

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Where you got a scratch and sniff

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't stop laughing through this entire movie

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Everything about this is beautiful

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_11]: It was all a good time

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It I

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay you talk about it for a second

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm going to get emotional

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_01]: That's how much fun it is

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_11]: You go ahead and get emotional there Jim

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_01]: No I was just give me a minute

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to

[00:33:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead say some more fascinating things

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_11]: Some fascinating films

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_11]: Things

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_11]: No this was

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_11]: I thank Cinematheque so much for inviting us to this

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_11]: This was an experience that I thought I would never ever have

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_11]: And seeing this in Oterama was amazing

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_11]: You know everything from flowers to farts

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_11]: You got to smell

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_11]: It was it was spectacular

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_11]: John Waters

[00:33:52] [SPEAKER_11]: Everything he makes is thought provoking

[00:33:55] [SPEAKER_11]: Even when he went a little maid stream

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_11]: He was it was still thought provoking stuff

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_11]: And yeah John Waters is

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_11]: Movies are always worth watching

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_11]: And if you can

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_11]: If anybody ever gets a chance to watch this in Oterama

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_11]: Polyester is well well worth whatever they

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_11]: Whatever they charge you

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_11]: Just buy the ticket

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_11]: It is such a good time

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Now I just want to

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Tell a little bit about Cinematheque's story

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Because you know we

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_01]: We would hang out with Cinematheque

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Before Covid hit and then just like

[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Covid kicked the nuts out of everybody

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It kicked the nut and it still is kicking the nuts out of cinema in in our fair seat

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure about everybody else's

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm going to just want to tell you a little bit about Cinematheque in

[00:34:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Just what their their values are regardless of shifting priorities

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And forces

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Our core values remain strong and intact

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Acknowledging the tensions and interplay between these core values

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_01]: We will curate purposely

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Create and engage a film going community

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_01]: And be sustainable and responsible

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_01]: This is an amazing organization

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_01]: And for those of you who are listening in Calgary

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Please go check out Cinematheque

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_01]: And go see some of their upcoming films

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Because they are not afraid to play stuff that pushes boundaries

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Upcoming their next release is actually

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Conan the Barbarian with the one and only

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Arnold Schwartz and Aga

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And if they just continue to bring these amazing films it's worth

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_01]: You know what

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not someone that normally likes to go back

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_01]: To the Cinematheque rewatch films

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Because there's too many new releases that we want to see

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_01]: But when you get an opportunity to see a film

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Like Polly Esther or like for a lot of people who've never seen Conan the Barbarian

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_01]: In cinema it's so worth it seeing it

[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_01]: So check it out everybody

[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And their website is

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_01]: CalgaryCinema.org

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So check it out

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Say hi to our buddy Spencer

[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Big guy in a beard can't miss

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Awesome dude

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah support them they're cool

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh baby

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_04]: All right of course this weekend

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_04]: My most highly anticipated film of the year

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Comes out Deadpool and Wolverine

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't so excited

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I've had a permanent joygasm for the past month

[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Watching the trailers

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_11]: You can't live up your expectations Murr

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it will

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_04]: All right

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty positive

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Parallels and commercials and talk show appearances

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_04]: FYI

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Rai Rai and Hugh are guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_04]: On July 24th that would be

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_11]: Sorry can you be more specific?

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_11]: What's a Rai Rai?

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_11]: Ryan Reynolds

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_11]: Oh who's Hugh?

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_11]: Hugh Grant?

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Hugh Jackman

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_11]: Oh

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Deadpool and Wolverine are are hosting Jimmy Kimmel's show

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_11]: It'd be cooler if Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Grant were hosting

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he'll do the next one with him

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_04]: This week I'm not gonna talk about Ryan Reynolds

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I'm sure Bryce is happy about

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank God

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_04]: What?

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I am however gonna give a little love to his co-star

[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Hugh Jackman

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Nice

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_04]: In addition to Twister being on TV last weekend

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_04]: There also seemed to be a large number of Hugh Jackman films

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Just every time I turn the TV on

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I go oh there's another one of his

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_04]: So I did a little bit of binging

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_04]: On for the huge one

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_11]: All right

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_11]: What did you watch?

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Not familiar with his work

[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_04]: His films include every X-Men and Wolverine movie

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_04]: The greatest showman

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Les Mis, Real Steel, The Prestige and many others

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I like the prestige

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And I watched

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Les Mis, Greatest Showman

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_04]: And The Wolverine

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Nice

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the Wolverine

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It was on TV

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Logan betters

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't have a huge DVD collection of his

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Love to Logan

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Me too

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't have that one but I've seen it

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh anyway he's also an accomplished Broadway performer

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And a talented singer and dancer

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_04]: He's won a Grammy

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He's won a Grammy

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And Emmy

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And a Tony award

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_11]: Has he really?

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes he has

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_11]: I wouldn't know

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_04]: He's been nominated for an Oscar

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So he's just that close to being an EGOT

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah well

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_04]: True, almost all of the Wolverine movies were pretty bad

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_04]: But that was not on Jackman

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_04]: He acted the hell out of those bad scripts

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And kept Wolverine alive for 24 years

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_11]: Really? Those 24 years since the first one

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_04]: 24 years since the first one

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_11]: Holy moly

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_11]: That's a long time

[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I know

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_04]: When I watched Les Mis

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I was bawling my face off at the end

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I always do

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I bawl when I watch that movie too

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Me too

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so painful

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_04]: The cast from that film and Hathaway, Menda Cyford, Eddie Redmayne and Jackman

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And yes, Evelyn Russell Crowe

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I love the crap out of that movie

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't care what you guys say

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_10]: That's good

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Fight for it Murray

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_04]: The greatest showman was also pretty good too

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Though I'm not really a circus type person

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah it's weird

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_10]: I also watched Wolverine

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Which was probably the weakest of the series

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And had way too many subtitles

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But watching them kick ass is always fun

[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_04]: So am I excited to see Deadpool and Wolverine?

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_04]: More line from the trailer

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's fucking go!

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_04]: That's all I got

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Nice

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_01]: That's money

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Right there

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_04]: That's money right there

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry for the language

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Had to do it

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_11]: Now my virgin ears are temperature rising

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I know

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_01]: It's about the only thing on you that is a virgin

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Edition

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Actually even your ears aren't virgin

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Rage!

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Taking over

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_11]: Well they're not

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay my rage this week

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean it could be the fact that they remade a movie that was already terrible

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the first place

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It could have been that

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_01]: It could have been Glenn Powell just because he's Glenn Powell

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_01]: But you know what I'm going to rage about this week

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Is I think Steven Spielberg needs to retire

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I think between the things that he's producing and bringing back

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I am not impressed

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And I've heard rumors there's going to be potentially a Jaws reboot

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_01]: And a bunch of other shit that he's now bringing out

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Like this whole nostalgia thing already annoys me

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_01]: You know that

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_01]: But you know what it's when people like

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_01]: What's his dirty hairy dude

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Clint Eastwood

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_01]: He's fallen off the planet with his terrible movies

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_01]: And now Spielberg's producing some of this crap

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I hope this thing bombs so badly that people go

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh we shouldn't give money to Spielberg anymore

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Sadly it did not

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_11]: Didn't it?

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_11]: Alright didn't look at the numbers

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah it was like a hundred million

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_11]: Hundred million

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll go take a deeper dive when you're raging Bryce

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah my rage this week is

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_01]: You know when people have a best before date and they've reached it

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I think Spielberg's hit his best before date

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure Scorsese's are there too

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh Scorsese's way past his best before date

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_01]: He's already starting to rot

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_04]: He's like sour milk in the fridge

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_11]: His latest movie got nominated for all sorts of awards

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry what did you think of his last movie

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_01]: It was terrible

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_04]: That point he's been proving

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_01]: There's my

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_01]: And I think his movie before that was terrible

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_01]: So

[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_01]: This is the Irishman wasn't it

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah it was pretty good

[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah it was so original

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_01]: It was like nothing I've seen him do before

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh wait can he do anything else

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_01]: No no no

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Other than make big mob movies

[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_01]: That have the same plot

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't super original

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_01]: You're an idiot and that movie was terrible

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_01]: And that's my rage

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I'm changing my rage

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_01]: To Bryce

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_04]: To Bryce?

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_04]: His thoughts on

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Danger rage to me every week

[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I can get behind that rage

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Rightly so

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_04]: He's too tired to have a rage

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what's my rage

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_04]: You're like twister

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_11]: You know me

[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Well we weren't with you in any of the movies this week

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_01]: So we didn't get to experience

[00:43:19] [SPEAKER_11]: That was sort of refreshing

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe that

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_01]: He's us

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe that for a second

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_09]: Well you believe what you ought to believe

[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_09]: My rage

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_09]: My rage

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know that the budget for twisters

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Was 200 million

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's already made worldwide 150 million

[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So I have a feeling it's gonna

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah my rage as a twister is gonna make money

[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_11]: And there'll be more of this crap coming out

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_04]: With more Glenn Powell

[00:43:51] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah Glenn Powell's gotta go away forever

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_04]: To see the rumors of the crap I've heard he is supposed to be in

[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the remakes of everything that was beloved in this

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Since the 80s

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He's remaking it

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_01]: And not only did he drill the white zone

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_01]: You know what he's gonna be drilling in the next one

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_01]: What

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The hot zone

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_01]: His love

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_11]: For each other

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_11]: No no no that's not going anywhere

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_11]: She sees what he

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_11]: What an idiot he is

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_11]: And she's moving on

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think she's that great

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Totally not

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think she's that great

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_11]: So what was my rage

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_01]: It was

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you go for Glenn Powell

[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_01]: That

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_11]: No no

[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_01]: It was that twisters is gonna make money

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah twisters is gonna make money

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_11]: That's my rage

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_01]: That's literally

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_04]: As bad as it was people go to it anyway

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Plus it was

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_11]: That's the best rage I've ever had

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Plus it was like the only

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And it was so enthusiastic

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_11]: I mean I'm mad about that

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah I can tell

[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_11]: I am so mad

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_01]: But you know okay so

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_01]: So here's

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_01]: That

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_04]: This is my mad face Murray

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Grrrrrrr

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I think Mr. Potato is a little more commissive than you are

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_04]: This

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_01]: This is what

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_01]: This is what makes me the most angry

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_01]: It's too hot to rage

[00:45:02] [SPEAKER_01]: People

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_01]: People are going to see this movie

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_01]: We're in a heatwave

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_01]: And yet there's movies that we go and see

[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_01]: That are just under watched

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_11]: Well for example I go

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_11]: Go to Twister and the thing is

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_11]: At like three in the afternoon

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_11]: And it's four

[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_11]: It's 80% full

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_11]: I go to National Anthem

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_11]: Two hours later

[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_11]: So you should have a couple more people there

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_11]: I see it alone

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_11]: I was the only one there

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_01]: That's wrong

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's a great film

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_01]: It is

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_01]: The first one

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_11]: There's one of those movies is worth watching

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_11]: And one of those

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_11]: Is not

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Is lighting on fire

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's a shame

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah so ultimately your rage is at

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_01]: You know well

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Not everybody has a podcast like we do

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_01]: That they have to go see

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_01]: That's my rage that everybody doesn't have a podcast

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_11]: Like we do

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Every week

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_04]: That they don't put enough good movies in theaters

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_04]: That's my rage that everybody doesn't

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_11]: They don't put enough good movies in theaters

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_11]: It's the same every week

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_11]: We better close this

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_11]: My rage is at it's a same every week

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah there you go

[00:46:04] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the real rage

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_04]: That he's unoriginal

[00:46:08] Grrrrrrrrrrrr

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Rage subsiding

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Pulse flying

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Hanger fading

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Last week on

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Rage or Dare

[00:46:27] [SPEAKER_00]: The boys finally received the call

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_00]: The call from our favorite listener

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_00]: You know he's our current favorite

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_00]: because he gave us money.

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Cha-ching.

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_00]: David of Calgary as he is well known throughout the land

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_00]: and he dared the crew to see the 2016

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Mexico, Denmark, France, Germany, Norway, Switzerland

[00:46:48] [SPEAKER_00]: co-production called Untamed.

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_00]: David, you do know that when you dare us to see something

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_00]: then it should make us rage right?

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_00]: This sounds exactly like the kind of film

[00:47:00] [SPEAKER_00]: that gives Bryce and Jim, Mondo boners.

[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Ah well.

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_00]: This week it's Bryce's turn to rage or dare.

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes Bryce, it is your turn.

[00:47:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Look at the website.

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_00]: If you don't believe me you little imp.

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Shish.

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Come on Bryce.

[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Now let's see if the boys will get mad at their

[00:47:19] [SPEAKER_00]: new favorite listener this week.

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_00]: An ostracized said listener by berating them

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_00]: about daring us to see terrible films

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_00]: that are actually awesomely Mondo films.

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean it is listed as a drama,

[00:47:30] [SPEAKER_00]: horror, mystery, romance, sci-fi thriller.

[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Mmm.

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_00]: It also lists the following great attributes

[00:47:38] [SPEAKER_00]: as its keyword plot details.

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Now I'm not going to list all of them.

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to spoil the experience

[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_00]: but here is a little tasty taste to set the mood.

[00:47:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Film contains female nudity, female pubic hair,

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_00]: human alien sex, tentacle sex,

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_00]: woman in a shower, creature sex,

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_00]: female masturbation, interspecies sex,

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_00]: gay husband, prostitution, man wears a tank top,

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_00]: adultery, animal sex, shooting one second.

[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I didn't know you see all that.

[00:48:18] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah um...

[00:48:20] Man.

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_11]: The Untamed.

[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_11]: I mean come on, alien sex monster that gives you pleasure

[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_11]: until it gets bored with you and then it kills you.

[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_11]: I love Mexican movies.

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_11]: Every single time I see a Mexican movie...

[00:48:33] [SPEAKER_11]: And it wasn't just a Mexican movie.

[00:48:33] [SPEAKER_11]: I know it was a Mexican blah blah blah

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_11]: with 47 other cousin pro-pro-co-production

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_11]: but it was a Mexican movie because

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_11]: the thing is every time I see a Mexican movie

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_11]: there is a uniqueness about it

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_11]: and it doesn't matter if it's a drama,

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_11]: if it's an alien sex movie,

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_11]: if it's a horror movie, it doesn't matter.

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_11]: It's always unique, it's always extremely well acted,

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_11]: it's always amazingly shot and this is no different.

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_11]: This movie has you saying what the f-

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_11]: hack from its opening scene?

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_11]: The transformation of the two lead female actors,

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_11]: Ruth Ramos as Alejandra and Simone Buccio as Veronica

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_11]: is one of the...

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_11]: I was just blown away.

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_11]: I was absolutely blown away by this movie.

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_11]: Obviously, David was trying to do us a favor

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_11]: by making us watch this movie

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_11]: and I want to be mad at him

[00:49:26] [SPEAKER_11]: but I can't because this movie was not on my radar.

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm embarrassed to say that I've never seen this movie before.

[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_11]: This was amazing.

[00:49:34] [SPEAKER_11]: The fact that I hadn't seen it.

[00:49:35] [SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, David, for...

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_11]: for daring us to see it even though

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_11]: it is absolutely the best...

[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_11]: Is it better than the greasy strangler?

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think it is.

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_11]: This is the best movie...

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Artistically, it's better.

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_11]: This is the...

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I mean those two...

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_11]: Those are two of just amazing films but yeah.

[00:49:57] [SPEAKER_11]: This is like the greatest movie that's ever been...

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_11]: Dared us to see in this segment

[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_11]: and it completely misses the point of this segment

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_11]: but I don't care

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_11]: because I absolutely love this movie

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_11]: and I will be watching it again

[00:50:10] [SPEAKER_11]: because I'm sure I missed some stuff.

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh God, yeah.

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_11]: This was amazing.

[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_01]: So it was a what then?

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_11]: It was a Mondo, oh yeah.

[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_11]: It was a sexy alien sex monster Mondo.

[00:50:24] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, well you know what?

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_01]: No spoilers but that might come up again.

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_01]: So David, when you open up with a masturbation scene...

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it opened with a giant tentacle.

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It was so good and you're like,

[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_01]: what the fuck?

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_01]: You da heck.

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_01]: This film already has me captivated.

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_01]: But then the next scene

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_01]: was quite boring with man on woman sex.

[00:50:54] [SPEAKER_01]: So...

[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I can see why you maybe thought this might make us rage.

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_01]: How dare you get my hopes up

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_01]: first with alien tentacle sex

[00:51:06] [SPEAKER_01]: and then have the entire movie

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_01]: has normal heterosexual and gay sex in it.

[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_01]: You're horrible.

[00:51:14] [SPEAKER_12]: But then it redeems itself.

[00:51:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's what I would have said

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_01]: if that was the case

[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_01]: with it being normal sex all the way through this

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_01]: but man this group of characters sure do

[00:51:29] [SPEAKER_01]: love to have them some sex

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_01]: between masturbating mama and gay sex brother

[00:51:34] [SPEAKER_01]: slash husband sex

[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_01]: they could not get enough of it.

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know how they had time to go to work.

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Old folks and young folks alike

[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_01]: all are sexed up.

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_01]: It was only a matter of time

[00:51:51] [SPEAKER_01]: until we reintroduced alien human sex.

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_01]: But even though there is a lot of focus on the sex

[00:51:58] [SPEAKER_01]: there is a deeper story here.

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_11]: There's a lot of story.

[00:52:01] [SPEAKER_01]: And that is of trust and cheating

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_01]: and pretending you're straight to your wife

[00:52:08] [SPEAKER_01]: when clearly you like anal with her brother.

[00:52:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Now don't get me wrong.

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Anal does not make someone a liar

[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_01]: but being a gay basher openly to everybody

[00:52:19] [SPEAKER_01]: and then having sex with your wife's brother

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_01]: is definitely not cool.

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_11]: No.

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_11]: I mean but he gets it in the while

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_01]: he gets it in a couple of places.

[00:52:32] [SPEAKER_01]: But then we also get what appears to be

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_01]: an alien sex pimp who also in addition

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_01]: loves the alien sex.

[00:52:41] [SPEAKER_11]: She knows it might kill her

[00:52:43] [SPEAKER_11]: and she just has to have it.

[00:52:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Who also traffics the aliens tentacles

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_01]: to everybody when she can.

[00:52:51] [SPEAKER_11]: Yes.

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_01]: The alien alien well it might be aliens

[00:52:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know.

[00:52:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's just one.

[00:52:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Thrive on primal needs and help humanity

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_01]: overcome their boundaries of what sex is.

[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Get ready for unadulterated sexuality

[00:53:08] [SPEAKER_01]: from everyone and every single thing in this film.

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_01]: David I'm not sure that you dared us to see this

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_01]: because you'd think we would rage.

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Unfortunately this is the furthest thing from a rage.

[00:53:23] [SPEAKER_01]: In fact one of very few films we are dared to see

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_01]: that happens to be a filthy sexy alien tentacle

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_11]: Mondo just a sexy good time Mondo I'm telling you this was

[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_11]: this was so brilliant and just so you know

[00:53:44] [SPEAKER_11]: like the sex is obviously up front but it's just

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_11]: so well shot and even the little musical interludes

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_11]: and just it's like I don't know what it is about.

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know where the alien sex film well just Mexican

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_11]: films in general it doesn't have to be an alien

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_11]: sex film it could be something like a synombre

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_11]: from that one with the train and it like every single

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_11]: thing that one with the wrestlers but yeah it's

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_11]: like every time I see a Mexican movie it's it's

[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_01]: just so good so you're you're you're are you going

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_01]: to play the card that I usually like to play then

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_01]: you'll usually go Jim it's only because we get to see

[00:54:23] [SPEAKER_01]: these Mexican films in Canada because they're so good

[00:54:27] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like when I talk about Korean films yeah it's

[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_11]: and it's there's something I still think there's

[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_11]: something to that and yes it's the same thing for

[00:54:35] [SPEAKER_11]: the Mex but at the same time I mean they're amazing

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_11]: every time I see them like I'm so every time

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_11]: there's like if they if they have Mexican films

[00:54:44] [SPEAKER_11]: coming up in any film festival I make sure I

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_01]: see those oh yeah we always we always do now

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_01]: there's a little bit of a surprise here because

[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_01]: the Mer actually watch this he watched some of

[00:54:55] [SPEAKER_04]: this you'll need to defend our friend David

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_04]: here who I'm assuming meant this to be a rage

[00:55:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so because I don't know if he

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_04]: actually love it that much you want to

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah so so David is an attendee of SIF

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_01]: yes as well and of I think cuff but so

[00:55:12] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah I this was a gift from David by far

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_04]: well then I hardly disagree with you to

[00:55:18] [SPEAKER_04]: what although to be fair I didn't watch the

[00:55:21] [SPEAKER_04]: whole thing oh well so you didn't it's a 90

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_04]: minute movie I watched the first hour

[00:55:27] [SPEAKER_04]: yes I was bored as shit with all the

[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_04]: it was a Mexican soap opera there was

[00:55:34] [SPEAKER_04]: nothing like yeah there was an occasional

[00:55:36] [SPEAKER_04]: sex scene but it was just you know this

[00:55:39] [SPEAKER_04]: guy's married to this woman but he's like

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_04]: having sex with the brother and yes it was

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_04]: like one of those Telemundo things yes

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_04]: not as entertaining I don't think and yeah

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I skipped ahead trying to find where the

[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_04]: excitement was and I didn't see any like

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_04]: big explosions or spaceships or I don't

[00:55:57] [SPEAKER_04]: know where the hell did you yeah there

[00:56:00] [SPEAKER_04]: was a tentacle thing at the start of the

[00:56:01] [SPEAKER_04]: movie but oh there were some more technical

[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_04]: you miss the best sorry if two-thirds

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_04]: of the movie bores a crap out of me

[00:56:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sticking around for the end I'm

[00:56:11] [SPEAKER_04]: sorry I'm not gonna you know pin my hopes

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_04]: in the last 10 minutes of a movie you

[00:56:16] [SPEAKER_04]: have to grab me at least in the first

[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_04]: half hour and it did it did not oh yeah

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_01]: that tentacle I'm right I hated it I had

[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_01]: to stop this a few times to like it

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_01]: because there was so much there was

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_11]: good it was amazing there was so much

[00:56:30] [SPEAKER_01]: sex in this I couldn't get through it I

[00:56:32] [SPEAKER_01]: had to stop a few times if you know

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sad no I don't think there was

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I had to clean the pipes in the condo

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_04]: in the last half hour there was yeah

[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_01]: okay so good because Murray didn't get to

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_01]: see this part but can we please talk

[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_01]: about the full-on tentacle sex scene oh

[00:56:47] [SPEAKER_01]: that was oh my god there was a tentacle

[00:56:49] [SPEAKER_11]: in every hole either is a tentacle at

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_11]: every hole and literally lift it up

[00:56:53] [SPEAKER_11]: off the ground with all the tentacle

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_11]: action so you're not only getting

[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_11]: pounded from every hole but that's

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_11]: actually what's keeping you

[00:57:02] [SPEAKER_01]: it's like elevating it's taking

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_01]: sex to a whole level and I just

[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_09]: imagine now they're level I can just

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_01]: imagine this like I think the reason

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_01]: that we liked it so much is because

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_01]: we do like things in every one of our

[00:57:16] [SPEAKER_01]: offices so it's like a dream come true

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_01]: to us like if you could like you think

[00:57:21] [SPEAKER_01]: to yourself if you could sacrifice

[00:57:23] [SPEAKER_01]: your life okay I don't I'm not I'm

[00:57:27] [SPEAKER_01]: not condoning suicide no I'm saying if

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_01]: you knew that you could have every

[00:57:32] [SPEAKER_01]: hole stuffed in a very pleasurable way

[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_01]: until the alien got tired of you and

[00:57:38] [SPEAKER_01]: decided to kill you I'm gonna like I

[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_01]: think that might be a life worth living

[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_11]: here's the thing I didn't understand

[00:57:44] [SPEAKER_11]: why that they you know especially

[00:57:46] [SPEAKER_11]: Veronica wanted to go back I'm like what

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_11]: why does she want to go back she knows

[00:57:51] [SPEAKER_11]: that this could kill and then that scene

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_11]: happened and I'm like now I get it

[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_01]: it's worth it exactly it's worth it

[00:58:00] [SPEAKER_01]: it totally explains the whole movie

[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_01]: where you miss them the whole telling

[00:58:05] [SPEAKER_04]: of what they should have told it a little

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_04]: sooner than and they shouldn't wait at

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_04]: the last 20 minutes of the movie you tell

[00:58:11] [SPEAKER_11]: the story then if you get a chance go

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_11]: see the untamed yeah I'm telling you

[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_11]: what is it from 2016 yeah and it's on

[00:58:18] [SPEAKER_01]: to be on to me yeah so oh really oh

[00:58:21] [SPEAKER_01]: my god yeah and interestingly enough it

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_01]: didn't have one commercial the whole

[00:58:25] [SPEAKER_01]: time I watched no it didn't that's why

[00:58:27] [SPEAKER_04]: it was so bad they didn't feel any to

[00:58:30] [SPEAKER_12]: advertise what usually movies really

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_04]: good just because the good part they'll

[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_04]: throw a commercial in it that's my

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm sure then this would have had like a

[00:58:41] [SPEAKER_11]: commercial every five seconds but it

[00:58:44] [SPEAKER_01]: did not oh so good this movie was so

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_01]: good this I wish I would have seen this

[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_01]: in 2016 on the big screen I mean my

[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_01]: screen is big but not the big big oh

[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah your screen almost as big as

[00:58:56] [SPEAKER_11]: mine we got it we gotta give we gotta

[00:58:59] [SPEAKER_11]: get someone to show this on a bigger

[00:59:00] [SPEAKER_01]: screen let's we'll talk to our friends

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_01]: at the globe so good yeah we'll do this

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_01]: was so good alright well you know what

[00:59:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sweating now and it's not because

[00:59:10] [SPEAKER_01]: it's hot it's because talking about

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_01]: untamed the untamed has untamed me

[00:59:15] [SPEAKER_01]: yes a little bit alright so you got

[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_01]: to watch them for next week who do

[00:59:21] [SPEAKER_01]: you want to pull from I don't care

[00:59:22] [SPEAKER_11]: what are my options I've got so many

[00:59:24] [SPEAKER_01]: good things in my bag I think you should

[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_01]: keep taking from it we haven't got much

[00:59:28] [SPEAKER_01]: left in KC's okay you know who hasn't

[00:59:32] [SPEAKER_01]: had someone take from him lately is the

[00:59:34] [SPEAKER_11]: Mer that's right hmm I'm still gonna go

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_11]: with you cuz you got like 9,000 things

[00:59:38] [SPEAKER_11]: in there and you're so confident that

[00:59:40] [SPEAKER_11]: I'm gonna hate everything I know there's

[00:59:42] [SPEAKER_01]: a couple things in there I put in there

[00:59:44] [SPEAKER_01]: just to be nice to you see if you can

[00:59:46] [SPEAKER_01]: guess what they are once you get them

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_11]: yeah here we go I believe I've only

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_11]: got one that one that's one alright here

[00:59:56] [SPEAKER_11]: we go I will be watching as mandated by

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Jim fudge fudge it's called fudge you're

[01:00:08] [SPEAKER_11]: watching fudge watching the next karate

[01:00:13] [SPEAKER_04]: kid that would be the Hillary Swank one

[01:00:21] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah I got a film I beg you back for this

[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_01]: there you go baby well thanks rangers for

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[01:01:03] [SPEAKER_05]: our rage but no matter what you do

[01:01:07] [SPEAKER_05]: twist twist please please please pretty

[01:01:11] [SPEAKER_05]: please please please make us a rage

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_05]: that's it for this way

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_01]: rage on rage on