Episode 253 - Tom Hardy does what Tom Hardy does
Film RageJune 27, 2024
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Episode 253 - Tom Hardy does what Tom Hardy does

Welcome back ragers to the best movie review podcast on the planet. The rage rolls on from the Film Rage Studio.

After taking last week off due to unforeseen circumstances the boys are back to spread Rage to the masses. This week they review five movies as they try to make up for the week they missed. First up is Inside Out 2. Yeah, we know it's a kids movie but it looks like we are reviewing everything now. Then we watched the doc Red Fever which looks at how the western world has revered, romanticized and appropriated native culture. Then we watched The Bikeriders where Tom Hardy does what Tom Hardy does.. Then Russell Crowe is back with another exorcism flick which is cleverly titled The Exorcism. How did they come up with that amazing title? Then finally find out if a doc about Celine Dion was the torturous experience that the boys were expecting or did it catch them off guard? And then in the Rage or Dare segment, Bryce and Jim review the 1991 film Samurai Cop. With a title like that, how bad could it be? Listen and find out.

Introduction-0:00

In Cinema

Inside Out 2 (2024)-4:56

Red Fever (2024)-15:07

The Bikeriders (2024)-24:55

The Exorcism (2024)-32:06

I am Celine Dion (2024)-38:46

Open Rage

Jim's open rage-Kids are the Worst-50:26

Bryce's open rage-Dirty Theaters-52:11

Rage or Dare

Samurai Cop (1991)-57:00

Bryce pulls from Jim's bag-1:05:49

Outro-1:08:20

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[00:02:24] Or a Fast and the Furious franchise Or even a bad boys movie Except for now we've seen them all So you can't dare us to see those crappy films anymore So just pick another one that's crappy like those Yep Right Sure why not Nice perfect timing

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[00:03:24] Actually you do a better Eeyore than I do Do your best Murray as Eeyore Oh why he put me on the spin spot Oh bother Oh bother This music I'm frugal I lost my tail There you go Ah Murray we miss you

[00:03:41] And we're not going to see Murray for a bunch of weeks Because he's got jobs He's working He's working for film How many jobs does he have He's now officially got four Four jobs Again like he has zero or four

[00:03:54] That's kind of the magic number with the mur So it's like Murray are you working No I can't afford anything Now I've got four jobs I can afford everything Yeah Good times All right so We have a couple of movies that we saw the previous week

[00:04:12] That we didn't get to talk about Yes uh first of them was uh A kiddie movie because now We watch everything That's right if we've apparently And even if it's a kiddie movie That's right Or a movie that looks so bad Or a conversion flick

[00:04:30] That it made for TV Or conversion flicks We're going to see And romcoms Romcoms Yeah Oh yeah there'll be lots of those No more avoiding the romcoms Or the Christian I don't know what's worse The Christian conversion films or the romcoms Little column A Little column B

[00:04:49] Yeah tough to say The one I'm most excited though is the kids movies Because those are going to be better than the other ones They're going to definitely be better than the other ones Speaking of that Speaking of that Inside out two is the one we're talking about

[00:05:01] I could still number one at the box office So this might still be topical Even though it's a couple weeks old Yeah you know I don't think a lot of our listeners Go to kids movies They probably listen to us Because we chose not to do kids movies

[00:05:12] Yeah well Tough David tell us if you like kids movies When you send us something There you go So yeah this is Inside Out Two And it is a sequel To Inside Out Not Inside Out One No no it's just called Inside Out

[00:05:29] And this is Inside Out Two Which is the sequel The whole thing is Same idea as the first one You got this kid And we're going through We're seeing her insides Yes and then we also see her outside Which is kind of a metaphor for her For emotions

[00:05:50] Yes So you know you got all the big hitters But this time we get a little egg Well the big hitters were like anger And fear And uh what else did we have Sadness Sadness was in the first one And joy Yeah joy was a big one

[00:06:06] Played by Amy Poehler She's the biggest one But this time we get a little Anxiety And embarrassment Embarrassment he's so cool Embarrassment is pretty cool But yeah I mean basically Same idea as the first one Although now she is a What is she like 13, 12, 13

[00:06:26] I don't know what would she be She's physically pubescent Because they press the puberty button They press the puberty button All right so what does that happen when like you're 26 I don't know I could I don't I still haven't hit puberty So I'm waiting for that to happen

[00:06:40] At any rate My balls have dropped but there's no There's no hair on them Mine won't stop Mine won't stop dropping Jim Sorry what were we talking about We were talking about our balls but Puberty it comes I think Depends on who you are

[00:06:56] But I think we as young as 10 probably So basically Exact same setup as the first one Only she's older now Except that this one takes place At a what a hockey camp Yes Which is kind of weird Cause I didn't think hockey was that

[00:07:12] Big a deal but I guess it's Hockey is cool I guess no I mean we know that we live in Canada Is hockey cool Pretty damn cool Well it's cool because when you're in the arena It's nice So it's so nice But I don't know It's pretty cool

[00:07:27] I love hockey It's the only real sport It's the only true sport there is But it's my opinion It's the only real sport Ah soccer is probably the real sport So then she went to the only real sport camp That's right Which is hockey Which is hockey

[00:07:43] A close second would be soccer Ah so it's not the only real sport Yeah there's other ones But you know there's a lot that people claim are sports But they're not sports So yeah same thing as the first one You get to run through the emotions

[00:07:56] We get to see You know her in her everyday life And how these emotions take over every now and then And how it affects things And Amy Poehler's back is Joy She you know is a voice actress I don't know she doesn't do a lot for me

[00:08:13] But yeah she's fine Just like in the first one Lewis Black Tends to steal every scene that he's in As anger Casting Lewis Black as anger is kind of a no brainer But it's also genius This time around though we get Paul Walter Hauser

[00:08:31] As embarrassment who just does a fantastic job He doesn't say much He doesn't say much Does he say anything? Oh yeah he says stuff But it's the way he says it Yeah well that's with him with everything And then we get Maya Hawk That would be Ethan's daughter

[00:08:51] Yes as anxiety Nice Which we didn't have before No we didn't That happens in puberty I guess Does it? Yeah I guess I don't know I thought you hadn't hit puberty I haven't ever had anxiety so I wouldn't know Never in your life

[00:09:04] No because it comes during puberty Anyways this was a kids movie Yeah So what was it? So it was well and it had some funny moments I mean anxiety did nothing for me but embarrassment was funny Anger was funny Yeah

[00:09:22] Were they funny enough to make this not a rage is the question I mean here's the thing when we review kids movies We're not kids so you have to still judge it On whether you were entertained Not whether or not this was good for kids

[00:09:36] I was entertained just enough to give it a man All right well that's a win for Disney is what I would say But Yeah that's what that's all they need Yeah exactly when I want to know though What I really want to know is

[00:09:50] When did kids movies get so fucking complicated? I mean you see this besides say something like Snow White Where all you had was a witch, a boy to kiss And you give your identity and a linear storyline That is kind of boring in comparison

[00:10:09] This story has depth of concepts and adult humor and complexity Where even I'm going like what the fuck is happening sometimes in this movie When I watch this I hadn't seen the original yet So of course I have to go back and rewatch it

[00:10:27] And you realize what's happening pretty quick in this You got all these emotions Okay well in the first one there was five Which you've talked about anger, sadness, joy, fear and disgust We only added two though didn't we? There was three that we added Yeah okay

[00:10:45] Um because you got anxiety Embarrassment And the one that she was like emo Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah But what's she? I don't know she was emo You got computer stuff look it up She was emo Um on seeing this I'm actually not sure

[00:11:02] This was truly another kids movie Most of the kids in the cinema when I saw this were probably 13, 14 or so I mean I guess they're still classified as kids And we went to like a 10 o'clock showing Yeah and it was at 9, yeah it was 9.15 at night

[00:11:17] And there was a bunch of teenagers Was it 9.15? 9.15 was our starting yeah I don't feel little kids are going to have a clue what's actually happening in this The ideas introduced are far ahead of what say a six or a seven year old can grasp

[00:11:32] However it's quite make-believey And the concept of emotions running your consciousness is a little oversimplified at times I mean until puberty she has five emotions That's what they're telling us She only has five emotions Because up until puberty you've only got five

[00:11:47] Which is still what I only have Um Yes Right I mean um So when you get puberty you only get four more so at puberty you have nine emotions that's it Altogether though I thought this was adult funny enough

[00:12:08] That I laughed and felt the emotions that I think they wanted us to feel through this Yeah So as well for me it was a man I didn't hate it Yeah no I'm watching it and I'm like at no point was I'm like man why are we here

[00:12:19] I was like yeah whatever it's fine It's better than a lot of movies we've seen It's a lot better than a lot of movies So one of the couple things to unpack Better than the movie we saw this week Yeah there's

[00:12:29] Better than a couple of movies we saw Maybe maybe don't spoil anything Um so the flirting between sadness and embarrassment though although it was subtle I was just thinking if they had sex and then they had a baby

[00:12:46] I'm thinking that the baby between sadness and embarrassment might be called fetish What do you think Very quite possible right I mean when you put those two together sadness and embarrassment it usually turns into a fetish

[00:13:00] So that's the version I want to see I want to see them have well Embarrassment she's she's only she's only she's only gonna get older That's right So when they have that baby when she's you know when they do the 18 19 20 year old version Yeah

[00:13:16] You got something to look forward to there Jim finally gonna get Disney fetish plus Disney's you know They apparently this new wolverine Deadpool thing is there's you know It's pretty racy from what I hear so maybe that's the direction Disney's going

[00:13:32] We're gonna get inside out three and it's gonna be the cartoon porn version Less than what I want so the other thing I always thought was hilarious and I I think both of us couldn't stop laughing This which has to be mentioned is when Anger Yes

[00:13:47] Fistfuck's pouches mouth I have pochi I thought I would never stop laughing that's why this was like a high map because pochi is amazing And then when and then when anger fistfuck's his face It was just like the best the best scene in a cartoon ever

[00:14:07] Relentless with it relentless just boom boom boom boom Oh man pouchy loving every minute of it. He meant it. He was loving he was fetishing off that

[00:14:18] What was it and the uh the other thing that was it's obviously based on blues clues I'm guessing right? Yeah, I think so But uh, was yeah, what was the uh, what was the other guy's name? I don't know the the non non pochi Whatever

[00:14:34] Bluey. I don't know. Oh by the way the other emotion was on we Oh, there you go, which is that an emotion to french emotion only french characters get that What is it what does that even mean in french? I don't know it means oh, yes

[00:14:48] We're canadian right on we means. Oh, yes, doesn't it but no well it's on we enn ui Oh, so yeah, I don't it's not en. I don't speak that much french space. Oh ui I feel like we've talked about this too much

[00:15:04] Yeah, we have but you know what we haven't talked enough about is red fever red fever. Yes So this doc is about cultural appropriation Indigenous pride historical knowledge and a whole bunch of other stuff It takes us through fashion sports politics and nature

[00:15:23] We go from iqaluit to iglulik in the u in canada to the us where most of this film actually takes place and I I know as as far as indigenous people are concerned They don't really see nation nation lines like like are colonizing people that we are so

[00:15:43] um Yeah, it's It's I got the feeling this was more geared towards an american viewer although We got canadian stuff in there as well because he's from canada There will be um A lot of white colonial

[00:16:02] Males who will watch this and either feel threatened or challenged about its content I have to admit at times. I started down that path also ultimately though this film I feel There is there to show Us one major point which I have brought

[00:16:23] Or should say which I've bought into for a long time We would have been better off if the colonists did not Do what they did and instead they actually try and learn more from the indigenous people because

[00:16:42] They could have taught us a lot more than we taught them Which I still believe to this day If this would have happened, I think maybe that We wouldn't be in the existing shitstorm of political crap vest that we are in now. However, I think that the culture

[00:17:00] Which all europeans came from That of a monarchy where fundamentally you have people better than others Tends to breed a lack of how things could have been better But if you if your culture started with everybody being equal

[00:17:18] And all people in the tribe are honored for who they are Wouldn't that be much better place that we could live in right now? Yep, and that's that's what this doc is telling us

[00:17:30] I love the education of the historical items that I am positive was a learning experience for pretty much everyone seeing this I think there are some important takeaways from this that to be honest. I didn't see why There was such issues at first, but as the film continued

[00:17:48] I slowly realized that appropriation looks different depending on what side of the fence you're looking at This film does give a lot of information to us in a short period of time. This is another doc That is trying to get its message to us

[00:18:04] In a tight one hour and 45 minute message The issue is it needs to be a mini series to truly do these issues and messages Justice I like the learning but the film takes Single moments in history and tries to prove a very broad point

[00:18:21] I liked it. It was man I got some unpacking, but yeah, I mean it was Yeah, I I also liked it. Um And there's so much in it. Yeah But it's like just like you were saying Like why why when they looked at sports

[00:18:44] They focused so much on Just gym thorp There's so much more they could have done with that. Yeah, that's that's what I mean like and they also they must have spent like At least half of the whole sports thing

[00:19:00] On the forward pass in football. Yeah, and it's like that's kind of cool But that's kind of something that maybe you stick in. Yeah, and and the other thing is well the forward pass I mean, yes, they did it

[00:19:15] But it's still a white guy that came up with that. So I bet you're that was the best example Yeah, we should have maybe focused on you know, the all the things that jim thorp did

[00:19:26] Yes more than that like that was a weird kind of angle because it wasn't it wasn't them They came up with it like it was the coach. It was the coach who actually put the plays out There's one because he had such awesome athletes. Yes exactly. Yeah

[00:19:41] And yeah, and the fact that they showed up all the ivy league schools and everything that's that's great stuff And I would have liked you know, and I like the fact that they focused on that but yeah

[00:19:50] This weird, you know like every now and then it's like oh, oh, oh, and then it's like, huh? Yeah, yeah throughout the whole documentary for me having said on the whole There is so much that I didn't know. Yeah, but now I then now I've learned um

[00:20:07] It's definitely a discussion starter Um, I think that a lot of people that have a certain point of view by watching this film They might it might skew their point of view a little bit. Yeah to the better Hopefully um

[00:20:24] And then there's other people that you know, you just never gonna change her. Oh no, you know I don't how many times that you we in canada. I'm not sure about the states But in canada we've we've got truth and reconciliation. That's yeah

[00:20:37] Well, it started 20 years ago and it's gone nowhere still so that pisses me off to no ends And I think to myself that you know The points that they're trying to make in that film. I really wish this was a mini series

[00:20:52] I really do I we think they could have taken two hours on each one of those points because when you talk about the Fashion for example, they could have done. Yeah, they could have done an hour on each of them at least

[00:21:04] I feel yeah, and I wouldn't I don't think it needs to be more than an hour Well, but but but but they only were stuck on the one point. So I think they would have

[00:21:12] Yeah, no, they could have they could have got but they would have got they still could have done Anyways, it doesn't matter how long An hour and 47 minutes per an hour 40s for an hour and 40s for episode is insane

[00:21:25] But I digress um, I'll be the first to admit though. There were some things in this Where it made me look at things a little bit different and I and I like to think that I'm fairly enlightened But there was I had some learning to do

[00:21:39] And then you know after this I did I did look into some certain things because I just want to say I'm like really is that and you know what? Documentary is pretty accurate on everything. Yeah, yeah, they after after doing a little research It's like, huh

[00:21:52] You know the one that opened my eyes the most the one that I was most Like I was kind of going down a path within the movie was in the fashion section because It's it's like you don't realize

[00:22:05] The things that you're doing how it affects other people from a cultural Appropriation scenario like with fashion in particular Where these you know and I still don't think it's where it was

[00:22:16] Like that was one of the pieces that in the fashion section that I was a little disappointed is because there's still to me It's still appropriation of their their dress and their garb But now that because indigenous people are actually being partnered. Yeah, it's better

[00:22:31] It's better. Yeah, I don't think that it's it's kind of like the point We were trying to make that what what would have made the scorsese movie better is if he maybe co-directed it with an Indigenous yeah, but to be honest

[00:22:43] I think we both just rather watch the indigenous version. Yes, but that but that's the thing We're at it. We we got to take these steps before we get to where we want to go

[00:22:53] And I and the first step might be these partnerships and we can go from there But yeah, because that's just the way society goes. Yeah, but it's too much too quick sometimes just doesn't fly No, well people go. What are you trying to do?

[00:23:07] Like the one piece that I think everybody could take away was There's some designs that uh the fashion world came out with which are not things that are technically supposed to be shared. Yeah, it's it's a very um spiritual Dress that that is worn and it gets

[00:23:26] That's a really that's a completely cool design I mean, it is a bit of an homage to the indigenous communities But it it's kind of like, you know, someone walking around with um

[00:23:39] An upside down cross walking through, you know, the catholic space or I don't know something equivalent to the muslim community Where it's like you can't really offend people if you don't do certain things

[00:23:50] So, you know what I think that's I think the message though is that you know what? Let's let's fix this shit. Like let's get it right. Yeah, stop with this fucking tomahawk chop shit. That's just yeah Like that's just brutal. Yeah

[00:24:06] All right. Well, I still think the chiefs should just change their name to the chefs. Why not? Yeah, it's they also chop stuff as a chef exactly then they could do the chop

[00:24:15] But it would be if you like the chef but then they're chopping vegetables chopping carrots and broccoli. That's right My lady Chopping down town She put some broccoli She brought it home And now she's chopping broccoli Chopping broccoli She chop Chopping broccoli totally

[00:24:42] Imagine at the football game seeing that chopping broccoli It'd be awesome. Totally. All right. Well, we this last week So that catches us up to this week. Yes, and we're only 20 minutes in so we saw The bike riders the bike riders. Yeah so

[00:25:01] Um, I have Murray's rating on this I did get okay So the Murray gave this a high man a high man He did and the reason he gave it a high man is that he really liked all the acting and blah-to-blah

[00:25:12] He doesn't like motorcycles. So that's why it's only a high man. He says if you wouldn't like motorcycles It would have been a mondo. That's so Murray. I know right so Biopic period piece motorcycle. Oh, sorry. That's not what I want to say. I want to say biopic

[00:25:30] period piece motorcycles. Oh my This cast is so mother fucking brilliant every single character in it Was so well defined full And full of complexity, but at the same time really quite simple the mesmerizing tom hardy Is just that and michael shannon and austin butler were fantastic

[00:25:54] But the only one in this who could have even come close to hardy's performance Was jody comer. My god, jimmy. I think it's comer. Comer who plays kathy Who ultimately is the viewpoint of this film?

[00:26:10] The dialogue is poignant and at times hilarious mostly because of how they talked back Then in time Because you hear the dialogue and you're like that's exactly how they probably would have talked which made it funny

[00:26:24] And also because of what the story is about the music and score are so amazing Almost like listening to an original jute box of the time is how I felt as I was listening to this as it was going along

[00:26:36] The story is simple, but the characters are so deep and well crafted this film had me captivated by its honesty And portrait of the times and the place in the 1960s and 70s

[00:26:50] I loved every single frame of this movie. I love this film. I loved how it ended I liked how it was told. I liked the story of the Um, who's the artist who actually was the photographer who worked with this particular gang

[00:27:06] For like on and off for 10 15 years. So yeah, I love this film. It was mondo Yeah, um Yeah, jeff nickles, uh directed it. Um I was uh kind of blown away. Yeah, um I was especially as you mentioned jody chrome comer

[00:27:32] Everybody in this was so good. Like who knew austin butler could could uh act that good But uh, what's his name from the walking dead? What's his name the sony norman reedus norman reedus was brilliant

[00:27:43] Yeah, funny sonny funny sonny. He that was the best i've ever seen norman reedus So, um as an aside here it Who else on the uh Is is michael shannon still on the mesmerizing list? No, okay. So then there was no mesmerized off. No

[00:28:00] But jody comer. Oh my god. She was so i mean tom hardy's tom hardy and as good as jody co and jody comer was amazing but Tom hardy still tom hardy

[00:28:12] You you can't because I was I was at one point at the beginning of this movie. I was like Is tom hardy getting out mesmerized right now because I was like wow and by the end it's like no

[00:28:22] He's still like even when he's silent. He's just silent but deadly. Yeah um, but yeah, no, this is uh, it's an amazing amazing little uh film it takes place over about what five or six years Yeah, maybe even a span of ten because it's probably

[00:28:40] Like I know nothing about motorcycle culture nothing. Yeah, I mean either but I feel like I do now Yeah, totally right and I feel I don't know that I've seen a movie in a long time That I'm completely naive to it. Yeah

[00:28:55] But I believe that this was completely authentic Like it feels every frame of this feels so authentic and and that's especially the dialogue the dialogue The just the powerful performances from everybody in it

[00:29:08] The direction was great. The pacing was great. The music was fantastic. It was just like It was just like a jukebox. It was like a jukebox. Yeah, which and it just it just took you from one scene to the other and I loved this movie as well

[00:29:24] Now what has he done before Jeff Nichols. Yeah, that's a good question. Let's take a look because he's This this was yeah, he's he's shown some some Like I don't know if you remember mud with uh, what's his head? I I really enjoyed that

[00:29:42] Mud was Mondo for me. Yeah mud was Mondo. Um take shelter Was was also Mondo that was with Michael Shannon. Yeah. Yeah, um Surprisingly it was Mondo. Yeah Midnight special what was midnight special? Um, is that the one where they're in a prison?

[00:30:04] Because he's done basically he's got one two three four five as a director And we might be considering this guy is undoubted midnight special it stars Yeah, it has Michael Shannon in it and Adam driver in it. Right It was also Mondo. Yeah

[00:30:27] Yeah, so but I don't think he has eight films. No, he's got I think he's got five and then he was he's also got Loving what was loving Loving

[00:30:39] Oh, yeah, loving was Mondo. That was the one with uh with what's her head with just unbelievable performance. Yeah. Oh, yeah It's brilliant. Man. Man. Man. Man. Ruth naga. He oh my god. She was so good in that. Yeah

[00:30:52] Yeah, no wow. Okay, so so he's on deck. He's on deck because that's five Mondos young like he's young He's a baby. He's a baby. So we should get all kinds of new stuff from him I want this to take off

[00:31:06] Yeah, so I'm looking forward to everything he puts out as I say and you know what the The thing with every one of these movies is is they all just feel so authentic Like every single one that we've said it just feels so

[00:31:18] They do the he so here's the thing. It's because he understands character development like That's that's one of the flaws by most directors And it for me it usually takes it from a Mondo down to a mat if the story is still good

[00:31:33] But well, you know me I can watch a terrible movie But if there's really good character development it can make it to Mondo for me Yeah, because because if I'm feeling those characters like we've seen movies where You get five minutes of a scene with one person

[00:31:49] And you can almost tell their whole story in that five minutes Because there was a lot of characters in this and that's how I felt with every single one of the characters in this I knew them all

[00:32:00] Intimately. Yeah, it was so good. So it was it was absolutely excellent All right. Well, let's move from that Into maybe one that's not quite as excellent What do you think? Um If we're comparing the exorcism to the bike riders, they both had the word the in it

[00:32:21] Yeah, and that's about where the Comparison should stop and they shouldn't be said in the same sentence ever again. No because one was tremendous Just wait don't spoil any and one was even better But what did you think first? So first off murray gave The exorcism. Yes

[00:32:45] A low math really mostly because of the last 30 minutes Which was kind of the uh reason that it was also anyway But it also had his boy russle crow in it. So, you know, his his rusty rusty crow good old rusty Um

[00:33:02] I don't even know what to say about so this movie is a mess. They're doing a remake of the exorcist But they can't say that. No, I guess I guess About while doing it malik the demon shows up and possesses russle crow

[00:33:18] Yeah, but really really slowly well before that he apparently a couple of hours Yeah, anybody was he possessed somebody else before that And like for first scene he possessed someone who was playing the same character. Yeah

[00:33:31] So apparently if anybody that plays this character is gonna get possessed I guess that's that's I guess I don't know I don't know what could be um Yeah, well all the while um Slowly over a couple of hours He he gets possessed

[00:33:50] While he deals with his past of getting raped by a priest and his wife dies And his daughter is back and kicked out of school. But now she is living with him After he was drunk and went through rehab we get

[00:34:06] The patented demon crackling and you remember that was the best scene in the movie It had me very excited. I knew it was coming I said the cracklin is a coming And when it happened If I could have done car wheels if I could have done the

[00:34:23] Exorcist walk on my fingers behind my back down the stairs. Yeah, that's exactly what it would have done So yeah, we get demon crackling. We get demon magic. We get jesus cross magic

[00:34:34] Catholic magic niles crane comes back to hollywood. Yeah to play a priest version of his character Come back for this Yeah, it was nice to see him. But he basically plays niles crane Unfraiser yeah does. Yeah, uh russle does his best as a bad dad um

[00:34:54] rehabbing actor and The cast they were all okay. Like I didn't hate it was weird I didn't really hate any of the cast the movie was just really really boring And half the time the scenes didn't fit well together

[00:35:10] No, but the worst thing about is a mess. It is that we got rustle crow In a demon movie. Yeah, and there is not one Scooter sighting no so for that reason alone This is a rage. Okay, and I've got some unpacking to do

[00:35:26] But if you're gonna put motherfucking rustle crow in a motherfucking demon movie The rule is scooter Mondo. Yeah, no scooter range So in this movie I like I was so confused. What was sam worthings in doing there? Like did he take take over the role from rustle crow?

[00:35:45] Like I didn't even know what was going on at the end. I think they were going to do that Yeah, so what's he what was he there? Is that a normal thing that you got your this isn't a play You don't have an understudy

[00:35:57] But I think he was a character in the movie. There's a character in the movie and then they made Know that this is just another one of the things about this movie. I was very confused by that

[00:36:06] They don't know anything or or that and they were like buddy. I don't know. I didn't know what was going on Yeah, like they didn't there was really nothing explained and there's scenes where it goes from one scene to the next scene

[00:36:15] Like at the end when it's like okay now Niles and his His daughter and whatever's locked up and this is like what she's like it was just like scenes where all of a sudden Magically there I hated every single thing about this movie except

[00:36:33] Adam Goldberg is peter the director. Yeah, adam goldberg Yeah, he was good. He was very good and he has two scenes in this that yeah He is so good in But that is nowhere near enough to make this recommendable on any By any stretch of the imagination

[00:36:53] This is a piece of garbage the fact that it's it didn't get released for Who the hell knows how long but apparently this is one of those ones sitting on the fence for five years

[00:37:02] Yeah, they just sat there collecting dust and then finally edited it over covet. Yeah, and then they've decided We did spend the money to get Russell crow in it So I guess we should probably try and release it and get something back for it

[00:37:15] Yeah, this was even he was skinnier Russell crow in this it was that long ago He wasn't that skinny But he's certainly a lot skinnier than the pope's exorcist. Yeah, he wasn't as bloated as he was in the copos

[00:37:26] I mean, maybe the scooter scene wouldn't have been as good. Maybe that's why they edited the scooter scene out because It wouldn't have been nearly as funny with this was garbage. This was rage. This was so so bad

[00:37:38] I hated this movie. What did you want to unpack? Because it just um By the way, what was with the relationship between the daughter and the lead actress with it? Was that supposed to be like a lesbian thing? Yeah, it was totally a lesbian thing

[00:37:48] Okay, what what purpose was that serving? It just so they could have some lbgtq Oh, okay, because that didn't feel forced at all. No, it didn't feel It was like yeah, well, well and how old is she like this girl's 16 like are you now a

[00:38:04] Exactly, I was like I didn't I was weird and then the scene like they kind of Inferred that Russell crow had molested his daughter too. Yeah, like it was like what? Yeah, I don't know what they were going for. Well, I'm not sure I got that vibe

[00:38:19] I think it was just a couple of scenes where it was like obviously the devil was going to molester But then just some of the other scenes there was there was inferences of a bunch of stuff in here That was just

[00:38:33] I was trying to I was trying to pay attention. I really was I tried so hard. I couldn't connect the dots. So I was like I was so confused Let me tell you Well, the other one we got to see was I am

[00:38:49] Selen Dion. Okay. I am Selene Dion. Yes. Yes So I'm watching this thing. Yes, and I'm very confused. I'm like what sort of picture are they trying to paint? Yes, so here's the thing. Yes the stiff person syndrome. Yep. That was called. Yeah. Yeah

[00:39:05] Okay, that stuff is like super interesting. Yes the fact that she was willing to show herself in certain Distressful situations. Yes Was amazing. Yes and for that She should be commended because she's definitely shining a light on this on this disease

[00:39:23] Yep, as rare as it may be it still deserves to have but here's the thing For that you think okay, you feel sympathy for Selene Dion But then we follow that up with Forced little bits of her vacuuming. Why?

[00:39:39] Who believes it's Selene Dion's going around vacuuming and then followed by that They're sitting and one of her kids is playing we And then the other kid is being served and I a restaurant quality milk screams milkshake

[00:39:55] Well, I don't understand like am I supposed to like her because after these scenes I kind of hate her And then we get a tour of the warehouse. Yeah with all her shoes and every costume she's ever had

[00:40:12] Like what are you doing if you want me to sympathize with her? Why are you showing me all this garbage? See, I I don't want to say anything yet. What it like does this director actually Secretly hate Selene Dion and he's trying to he's like, okay

[00:40:29] I do want to spread some light on this but I also want to show what that she lives in Selene Dion world And things that she thinks is completely normal Is not normal I I actually appreciated that to me. I I I might have some commentary around this

[00:40:47] Okay, anyways, I'll just finish by just say it like I I thought that that this was just such an Documentary because I went from going wow. This is really interesting to wow. I really don't like Selene Dion

[00:41:02] Because she's just really annoying and the fact the one thing that I'm grateful for And it was gonna make me rage was the fact that they just kind of glazed over the whole Relationship with what's his head? Yes, but because they know Pierre Francois or hot topic

[00:41:19] Yeah, so it was nice that they did because we didn't need that in this documentary That's trying to shed some light on on a on an illness But I'm trying to figure out whether The stuff that I learned

[00:41:35] You know what in a weird way, I enjoyed it because I enjoyed Hating Selene Dion And I enjoyed respecting what she the fact that she would show herself vulnerable like this So both parts I enjoyed for different reasons So it's mad. It's mad. All right um, okay, so

[00:41:58] I know basically nothing About Selene Dion And her life prior to seeing this doc What I did know what I did know Was that she had one of the most diverse ranges of voice of all singers in the world

[00:42:17] She is a Canadian and that she was a victim of a pedophile groomer from the age of 12 These are the things that I know about Selene Dion so She was a show business victim

[00:42:32] Just like a lot of child stars who grow up in a world of wealth and stardom Not seen by most people In this film if you are looking to know All about Selene Dion. You will be sadly mistaken

[00:42:47] I do know a little bit more about her but this I feel was more a film about her going through therapy Ultimately saying goodbye to her fans. That's what I felt In this she shows a lot of vulnerability and intimacy about where she is at right now

[00:43:05] And through that I'll put a pin in that To to talk about the point of why they show so She lived in this bubble From the age of maybe 13. Oh, yeah Because she was she was being I have traveled the world

[00:43:20] But I've never really seen the world which is which is absolutely true that we hear that from musicians all the time They don't they don't get a chance more so with her probably because I guarantee she just lived in a hotel room for like For 30 years she like

[00:43:35] Okay, we'll come back to that. All right go ahead in fact Yeah In some scenes it's almost too much for such a public figure She has a ton of scenes where she is out of makeup and does a ton of crying This was really her

[00:43:53] At her most raw and and I would say unfiltered but this is a movie So I'm assuming we got scenes. They wanted us to see filtered unfiltered exactly again I know nothing about her

[00:44:07] But this doc shows us that she is a kind and loving and caring person to her family and to her staff And I've seen her act and I know she can't so I believe that she may be that person

[00:44:21] I believe that as a singer. I don't like her voice. No, I actually don't like the tone of her voice That's what I don't like I do respect that she is a very talented performer akin to white people

[00:44:32] Who like opera singers, which I also don't care too much for but her voice isn't for me If someone said hey jim one day you will see a movie about salindey on I would have said no No, I will not be watching a movie about salindey

[00:44:50] No, no that is not something I would do. Um because in this case Her voice already makes me cry but not for the same reason from sadness But she in fact did make me cry in this film

[00:45:07] I felt so sorry for her where she is at and what she's going through one of the last scenes in this movie got me to tears Overall, I was convinced before I saw this. I would absolutely hate it I just like I do her voice, but it didn't

[00:45:24] No, I thought this was a really good journey of seeing her so attached to things like her her warehouse of crap and and I felt and I don't think the director did a really good job at this but

[00:45:41] Bringing her to a point in her life where it's like that none of that matters And I think that's the journey that I liked. I just don't think the director did a good job of that I think he could have done a better job of that

[00:45:53] Yeah, because if that's the journey that you took that's not the journey I took Yes, and so then the director failed me. Yes, he did but I think there's enough in there like

[00:46:04] It felt choppy to me because they're showing this and then they're showing that and there's no No tie between them really it's just look at how wonderful

[00:46:15] You know my lifestyle is and look at this and then and then the next as I say when they started showing her vacuuming I was like this is too much But but you know what that's that's what I think is like it's part of the

[00:46:27] And then right after the show or vacuuming the servant Serves this restaurant quality milkshake to her son. It's like like whoa. What is going on? But that's just it like you think of this person like she is what like we know

[00:46:41] people that are stars and their whole life is so regimented in routine Probably for her to vacuum it's therapy part of her therapy now like to me. I felt I felt that I felt really

[00:46:55] Like again, I hear I hear that I hear that Prince let living in Prince land too So she lives in Celine. Yeah, of course she does But you know what they showed what she was like with her family and they she came from a family of love like

[00:47:09] There's no there's no question. Although I uh, I don't know. I kind of hate her kids More kids are just kids like how are they? How can you how can you judge them because they're because they're spoiled?

[00:47:20] Yeah, of course, they're gonna be spoiled their mom is motherfucking salindy on yeah, but she doesn't have to spoil But she still was you know what her kids still respected her They're her kids. I shouldn't comment. Yeah, you don't have kids. She spoiled your dog. No, I don't

[00:47:36] dude Give your head a shake you spoiled that dog your little brat dog is so rotten because he's so spoiled But I didn't find the kids were that rotten. I just thought you know what they're kids that have a parent that is

[00:47:50] Multi-wealthy, right and who's also a victim and we saw We know where she comes and sits down and eats beside her kid and her kids just like Slumped in front of the computer nice like all other kids with his video game cabinets behind them

[00:48:05] Oh my god. He had the sweetest setup. It's like it's like uh, it's like ah Who who lives like this salindy on's kids twins actually maybe I'm just jealous Yeah, that's ultimately what it is. I'm feeling you know that the most important thing about this though

[00:48:21] was that um That we saw a movie With salindy on and we didn't hate it. Yeah Which is freaking amazing like it's absolutely amazing like if someone asked me should I watch this movie? I'd say Yeah, I think you should

[00:48:36] I think so too if someone said you know what I really don't like salindy on should I watch this movie? I'd say yeah, you should you probably should Yeah, I uh, it's changed my opinion of her although. I didn't like it

[00:48:48] Here's the thing you and I are both the same in that yeah We have no clue about what's happening in stars lives All we see is what and I don't care for the most part But she does have a story worth telling now. Yeah, totally

[00:49:03] Like that scene where she's getting the massage and she goes under like that's the scene that I was balling my eyes Yeah, I wasn't balling at all But I was like oh wow because they kind of they open with that in this movie

[00:49:16] And he just kind of touch upon it. You're like, whoa, what's going on? And then that's the one thing that director did well I I like the fact that he opened with that that and then came back to it

[00:49:26] Extended at the end and that was actually done really well But there was there's there was a lot of good in this and it was it was a it was it is worth watching

[00:49:37] But it's still yeah, I'm also not gonna listen to any salindian music after this. No No, not at all All right. Well that pretty much takes us to the end of the films we saw new in cinema So that was that's that was a slog five

[00:49:55] And seeing what's coming out this coming weekend Yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna watch I don't know either Because I'm not gonna be around You've got a challenge ahead of you I know I gotta I don't know I'll have to become a master scheduler because somehow

[00:50:13] I wish yeah Maybe I just got to not go to work Call on sick I can't really do that on the long weekend People raise eyebrows Nice Temperature rising This is boring Rage taking over Sweet sweet rich Oh, I love you

[00:51:02] All right, my rage this week is fucking kids in Fucking movie theaters because they don't shut the fuck up the entire movie like it They just Kids are worse like we've been into movie theaters where adults are fucking idiots

[00:51:21] But when kids are there, they just can't help it because they're complete idiots So we go and see inside out Two right and there's all these 12 13 14 year old girls watching this there were a lot of them and they were just talking non-stop through the entire movie

[00:51:37] Were they yeah, I didn't even notice well normally I don't and I tuned it out after a while But it's just like shut up already. All right That was my rage. It was pretty simple one

[00:51:48] Otherwise, you know the other one might have been I didn't get enough scooter But I mean that's a given and if we found out that you got no scooter I got no scooter. That's right. And we found out there is going to be a popes exorcist too

[00:52:03] And if there's no scooter in that russet crow, you better watch yourself Because that's heading for a rage yeah My rage isn't Huge rage this week But I am just disappointed in the movie theaters ability to clean up between movies these days

[00:52:41] They don't they don't it's not a thing It used to be a huge thing And it was even kicked up a notch during covid it was kind of nice where they spray and stuff Yeah, which I don't care about the spray and stuff

[00:52:53] But you know, but they they were really clean in the cinema and now I don't think like there's times where there's like there's literally garbage Just there. There's there's popcorn on the feet food. There's you know, and I just don't understand like just

[00:53:10] It's not that difficult it and it doesn't take a long time You go in you clean up It's like a five minute job tops if you do if you do it really well, it's five minutes

[00:53:22] I swear to god. They just walk up and down the aisle just look left and right and go. Eh looks all right There's a there's a bag. I'll take it otherwise exactly, but they're not looking like it's it is that and there's

[00:53:33] You know every now and then I'll sit down and I'll actually have like my cup holder will be sticky And it's like really yeah like I just well you don't even know what that sticky is

[00:53:42] Where's the name of that grow so it's paid, you know my 999 because I'm part of the you know the cine club or Yeah, the other one Also movie lovers whatever, you know, I'm part of this so you know by 999

[00:53:55] I should at least get a seat where it's not covered in crap I think they say if you're only paying 999 you're lucky to have a seat bitch That's what they're saying and I think the other thing is like when we were at um

[00:54:06] The one movie this last week There was one person selling popcorn Like by herself by herself because they don't have the people anymore because there's not enough people going to movie theaters Well, that's the whole thing. I mean, there's not enough people cleaning

[00:54:19] There's not enough people at the concessions Yeah, and I guess it's because there's not enough people going to the movies So we need more people going to the movies so they can hire some help And some help that you're gonna give give a crap Yeah

[00:54:31] 100% because right now ultimately the rage is at the viewing public who are happy watching these movies On their TVs at home Yeah, I guess in a lot in a roundabout way Right, let's call a spade a spade Rage subside Plus sign Hanger feeding

[00:54:59] We have anything for the worth uh no, I don't think so Murray was gonna give us something but Because we got a long weekend here in Canada and because you're going camping

[00:55:10] Or glamping or whatever you're it's not oh, it's camping trust me. It's not glamping. Oh, not anyway. There's no glam at all No, we're sleeping on the ground. You're not camping like slindi on wood. No, we're not camping like slindi on we are

[00:55:22] We are pitching a tent. We are sleeping on the ground and sleeping bags nice It's gonna rain, you know, and I'm pretty sure the place that we're going is um

[00:55:31] Is a cult pretty sure nice. Well, just send me the address before I'm going to send a few people the address because If you don't hear by from me by like next wednesday. Yeah, I need you to send out a posse because I

[00:55:46] I don't know what's gonna go on there. I'll go and register my name to buy a gun and then within two or three weeks I mean, I'll have a gun we made our reservation with some guy named like moon beam Solaris sunrise or something. Yeah, and uh, yeah

[00:56:03] I already like it used to be it used to be man woman that wrote The had the show who had a like a tattoo of a of a gina on his forehead apparently what but now he's died

[00:56:14] But he was also the china head is dead. Yeah, but so I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's gonna happen here, but we're going there And uh, we're gonna we're gonna play some disc golf. I'm excited to hear how this goes

[00:56:28] I'm not gonna lie. Yeah So so just for everybody Because next week brace will have limited access to technology. I'm gonna try to watch I'm trying to see if he's gonna see as many movies as I see next week

[00:56:42] But on top of that, he's he's not going to get much streaming. So next week We will not have a rager dare Yeah, and we will not have anything for the list unless something comes out that we need to put somebody forward

[00:56:53] So all right. Yeah, so so are you still gonna do there? I guess we'll wait until the rager dare segment Which is uh coming up right now. Yeah Last week on Rage or dare The boys were dared by one of our podcast brethren Sir Jimbo from the podcast

[00:57:15] Cast a roll to see the samurai cop film called Samurai cop What a truly excellent name says it tells you everything you really need to know about the movie Ties it all together This week apparently no one else dared us to see anything You know listeners

[00:57:32] It doesn't take much to dare these guys to see things just send them five loonies and tell them what terrible film you want them to see Oh Loonies are a canadian dollar coins

[00:57:42] They have a duck on them or something like that and you can just put five of them in an envelope and just write Film rage care of canada. It'll be sure to get there or if you would rather use u.s. Dollars It's about two fitty

[00:57:55] I guess we must now turn back to the regular grind Choosing films that will make us rage day After day after day Until we slowly fade into nothingness So I guess it's brice's turn to rage or dare or kasey Come on rice

[00:58:18] All right, now let's find out if samurai cop is as awesome as it sounds I can't think of any movie title that sounds anywhere near as awesome as this cops and samurai's All right freaking love that man so much Just the best person on the planet

[00:58:41] And I know everybody so that just proves it So, um, you don't I have no idea what was happening in this For lack of a better word film There there

[00:58:54] Is all these different people going places and doing things and I know at one point Peggy was in a helicopter. I think Yeah, I'm pretty positive. She was in a helicopter and then there was a drug deal I think and then there was some people

[00:59:12] Doing I think it was kung fu but then there was Smarter people who brought a gun to a kung fu fight So they just shot them and then there's this guy who has a huge wig like hair

[00:59:25] I can't even explain why his hair looks like that, but it does So he's driving places and shooting is happening and then this guy Fell out of the back of this van And the hairdo runs over to him and keeps saying shoot him shoot him

[00:59:40] And he says shoot him a lot like a lot a lot of time shoot him a lot And then I was confused again and and that pretty much lasted the entire movie that I was confused But then we also got sexy time with hair guy

[00:59:53] We got a lot of sexy where there was boobies and a g-string. Yeah, so she's having sex with him While she's wearing a g-string. She didn't even take it off. He just rammed it in right past the g-string I think unless he took it with him

[01:00:08] Um, and this is like we're only 15 minutes into this and I'm like what's happening It's kind of felt like the director Wanted to direct a porno But even didn't know how that works or maybe the actors for lack of a better word

[01:00:24] Uh, didn't want to have sex so they made them do samurai cop things. That's what I'm that's my best guess with random shots of side the sides of people's heads And acting dialogue and story that I couldn't follow if my life depended on it

[01:00:40] His partner who happens to be black is always talking about getting his ass burnt And then the hair guy aka samurai cop will usually say his ass is already black

[01:00:52] And then they both laugh and then there's more fighting more sexy time more kung fu more shooting and driving and going places But what's most interesting was when I first watched this on tubi And then I fell asleep

[01:01:06] But then I woke up and real didn't realize until it was about halfway through it that I was actually now starting to watch samurai cop too So I kept watching and although I was just as confused as when I thought I was only watching part one

[01:01:20] I was just so completely confused at both Films, okay, ultimately it didn't really matter. I couldn't follow whatever the story they were trying to convey With all the confusion bad editing bad acting bad effects Bad continuity bad script bad filming bad sound bad stunts

[01:01:39] Death scenes and ultimately bad every single list that is included in any film closing credits I had no clue what was happening through this entire movie, but I can tell you one thing I loved every single minute of this movie. It is completely ridiculous. It was 100 moando

[01:01:58] I love this movie. It was terrible No, but or no, I'm kidding. No No, it's it's awful. This is this movie is terrible, but I did enjoy watching it. I'm not gonna lie

[01:02:11] There was points in this I was I was literally confused to the whole movie. It's a rage But I I truly loved watching this movie. It's a very confusing watch It's there's I didn't know anything that was happening. I didn't know anything was happening

[01:02:24] The microcosm for me of this whole movie is there's a scene where the where the dude get actually is on fire Yeah, that was okay and When the fire the when the fire goes out you actually see the stuntman literally look up at the camera

[01:02:41] Looks nothing like the other guy like he's not even in same ethnicity And he literally looks up at the camera like clear as can be and they don't even edit it out No, they just leave it

[01:02:54] That's that's this whole movie. It's just completely half ass the whole way through and you're right I think this guy wanted to make a porno film. Yeah, and just got into it. It's like what nobody's willing to have sex on camera

[01:03:08] I mean I can't show penetration. Yeah, so I don't know what was going on It was very very confusing But yeah, I and yeah, shoot them shoot them Shoot them shoot them It's like what What Oh my god This movie is

[01:03:29] And the funny thing is is I sit there watching it my my my girlfriend's parents are here You're watching it with them I wasn't watching with them per se, but I put it on the morning and they happened to lock into the room during sexy time Uh

[01:03:43] Yeah, one point. Yeah That was part of what what uh, what I don't think it's her mother watched at all But her did her dad give her high five and go her dad's just like what are you want?

[01:03:54] Like this is this is awful and then like three days later. He's like like why would you watch something like that? I was like because I had to wait here's here's wait. Let's just let's just go back there because

[01:04:09] Sadness and barrisment had a baby and it's called fetish Yes And fetish made a movie called samurai cop. No, no, no, it's because you and I have a fetish for bad Horrible movies. I see for the rage that we that inspires us. Yeah, I

[01:04:29] This guy matt hannon the actor that plays joe marshal Missed you know captain hair. He's just like Wow just wow and The off-color humor through the whole thing. I know right? I mean don't get me wrong at some point

[01:04:52] I'm sure three or four times I laughed because because there was some funny stuff There was some funny stuff and there's so there's so much of it. I mean if you throw enough crap against the wall someone's gonna stick

[01:05:04] But this was awful. This was this was a rage. It was Just so freaking bad. Well done, sir. Jimbo. Well played All right little mister now we won't be coming back next week for rage, but

[01:05:19] You still gotta pick something. Do I? Yeah, what do you want? Where who's who's bucket do you want? What are my options again? You've got audience stair bag. All right, you've got Casey's

[01:05:35] You've got the merman's bag of rage looks like merman's got a bunch of stuff in there Oh, is he got stuff in there? But not as much as I've got in mine Look at all that good stuff. You know, you know how much he liked my stuff

[01:05:49] Okay, what do you know what just because there's so much of it I'll I'll I'll take my chance with something with all that that's in there. There's got to be a few good ones

[01:05:57] Oh, they all can't I'm pretty sure there's something in there that you'll give a mondo to in fact You know what? I think I intentionally put a movie in there that is a mondo just to surprise you As a gift. No, you didn't You lie Not

[01:06:14] All right, okay. I have pulled something out of Jim's bag of rage. Yes Let's have it Oh for Christ's sake This is the movie that I actually saw in the theaters and I thought I was going to big top not big top pee Yeah, big top pee we

[01:06:29] And we were sitting there. Yep, and we're we're sitting there in the audience. I must been I don't know maybe 12 Maybe 13. Yep And the movie comes on And all of a sudden tom cruises on the screen And and my buddy nan

[01:06:46] He leans over to me and he goes That's not pee we No, and I'm like no, although he is kind of a little pee we guy. We were in cocktail. Yes, you were in cocktail Bermuda Bahama

[01:07:02] Come on pretty mama. Okay. So do you know what the funniest thing about this story is? Is that you told me that story. Oh, did I yes, that's why I put cocktails In fact, you don't realize this but when you give me these nuggets through our life together

[01:07:18] I remember them and I put them in so that I knew I would have to watch I would rather not watch cocktail But you're going to And you're gonna Also wish it was it's like this like who even writes this crap It's so cute

[01:07:36] The only thing worse than cocktail from tom cruise is of course his maverick collection. Yes But you know what this has on imdb a 5.9 Yeah, that's probably the highest one of the highest rated ones in your bag according to imdb

[01:07:51] Yeah, well, you know what I realize that imdb is not brice. No, no, it's not As we like to say winner a winner All right, so chick on dinner the good news is I got two weeks to watch it. That's right

[01:08:08] Yeah, you can put this pained away for postponing it for a little bit. Yep All right, sir. I am so looking forward to that. I'm sure you Well, thanks ragers for listening. Thanks to the extended film rage family who you can find in our show notes

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