Episode 250 - What's with all the Glen Powell?

[00:00:04] It's time to feel the rage

[00:00:08] Welcome to filmrage where we talk movies in theaters streaming and coal

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[00:00:16] My name is Bryce and I'm part of the film rage crew which also includes Jim. Hey there Jim

[00:00:23] And also we got the merman where usually I comment on his t-shirt

[00:00:27] But he's got his hoodie zipped up because it's freezing cold down here. Someone doesn't have a furnace. Yeah, what can you do?

[00:00:33] It's like spring summer ish. It should be warm down here, but it's not Canada. So, you know, it's always cold

[00:00:39] Oh, you're flying the colors nice

[00:00:43] Film rage for everybody funny when I wear other t-shirts I never make fun of you. I make fun with you Murray

[00:00:50] That's where you're yeah, that's where the disconnect is. I make fun with you

[00:00:55] Not of you. It's the thing. It's only with that the other person's laughing too

[00:01:03] Right you for words hurt just say so if the introductions out of the way

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[00:01:49] intentionally kids movie like if

[00:01:51] Nothing like if not a kid is not a kids movie

[00:01:54] I beg to differ well because you haven't seen it you've got nothing to say right maybe I have now let's get to rage

[00:02:04] And it's a kid's totally not a kids movie the kiddiest movie I've ever seen never

[00:02:09] Not in one. Yeah, I was gonna go see Garfield then which also came out this week. Hmm. That's pretty kitty

[00:02:15] pretty

[00:02:17] It's animated

[00:02:20] Don't do animated that's my that's my my my share pretty kiddies in my day. Yeah me too. Oh

[00:02:50] I gotta tell you

[00:02:52] I was on team Murray for the longest time with this song

[00:02:56] But it's growing on you picked it

[00:02:59] No, I'm talking about the whole package with the gym lyrics and the whole deal

[00:03:03] I'm I still hate it. I think I'm on team Jim now

[00:03:13] So yeah

[00:03:15] Jim and I went to see Furiosa

[00:03:17] Furiosa I don't know AVX laser ultra some shit like that whatever

[00:03:22] Potato potato and I think we sat too close even though we were in like the third row or the aisle was I think

[00:03:27] We should have went back couple of rows

[00:03:31] It was a neat it was a huge screen very big screen. I don't like staring up at a screen, but anyway

[00:03:39] Furiosa I enjoyed some of it I

[00:03:44] Think Bryce probably didn't

[00:03:47] Action and the lack of any kind of a plot. Oh, there's there's not a lot of flies

[00:03:53] Do you Christ maybe raged on that one Wow?

[00:03:56] And I think Jim

[00:03:59] Because I know he likes to enjoy himself might have enjoyed it a little

[00:04:03] to a man

[00:04:06] Interesting very interesting next one hit man, which I'm now regretting after talking to you guys

[00:04:12] Okay, I thought you gave it a man I don't think he was even that good so

[00:04:16] Yeah, we did we did kind of talk a little bit for the podcast

[00:04:19] It might give an indication of what we thought of it might be wrong on that

[00:04:23] But you know you might be right you might be right you may be right you crazy

[00:04:28] But it might just might be a lunatic you're looking for right now. We got that one

[00:04:32] I know there we go Billy Joel most times you you sing stuff

[00:04:37] But you should join in then anyway the last one babes which I did say like 10 minutes out about the festival

[00:04:46] It looked freaking weird and I'm guessing those two the comedy troupe were actually supposed to be funny in parts, okay?

[00:04:53] So I think you guys might have loved that one. Let's go double mondo. You realize we typically don't like comedies

[00:04:59] I know but this is a weird one. I know what I'm digging what you're laying down Murray

[00:05:03] Let's see how you do and it was a cuff film. It was a cuff film that you can see that's correct true

[00:05:10] You know this music of all of our music is definitely prance tastic

[00:05:21] People could definitely prance I kind of like the streaming music we don't play anymore. It's good. That was a good

[00:05:27] We'll play it again somebody back for something else though

[00:05:30] You know what there's always a future pandemic on the horizon exactly and so you know

[00:05:35] We will be a completely streaming podcast well be locked in our rooms under a blanket at some point

[00:05:43] Fearing that we're gonna catch the next deadly whatever will it be furiosi

[00:05:48] Furiosi

[00:05:50] Anyways am I I don't even I don't have a gender clue is that what we're doing

[00:05:56] Oh, I'm talking first

[00:06:00] Should I explain it to you

[00:06:03] Honestly, I got a few things jotted down here

[00:06:05] You guys could try to probably fill in the blanks for me, but here's what I thought of Furiosa

[00:06:11] It was like Fury Road

[00:06:13] But less amplified every character every set piece every automobile chase

[00:06:17] And even the story was just a lesser version of Fury Road and you Taylor Joy did nicely as the younger

[00:06:24] Furiosa Liam Hemsworth was good as whatever his name was what was his name?

[00:06:30] Who's Liam?

[00:06:33] Chris Hemsworth

[00:06:36] Was Dementis Dementus did I say Liam Hemsworth said Liam?

[00:06:41] That's funny games. Yeah, whatever blonde and what brunette they're all

[00:06:47] Chris Liam, what's the other one Luke Luke is the older one?

[00:06:53] Luke's the older one okay, who's Thor Thor is Chris okay? Who's in this famous to Chris?

[00:07:01] Wasn't this Liam no no I'm the one that was in like that war movie that we watched with

[00:07:09] Russell Crowe

[00:07:10] Sure wasn't he in this no this was Chris. Yeah, this was Thor this was Thor

[00:07:17] Oh, I think you're wrong. I gotta look this up

[00:07:20] No, it's it's 100%

[00:07:23] Yeah, because Murray knows every Hemsworth are you serious this was Chris Hemsworth

[00:07:28] Well he was way too good to be Chris Hemsworth

[00:07:36] Words hurt Bryce words hurt her to Chris Hemsworth me. I'm a huge Hemsworth anyways that aside

[00:07:44] The grand vision of Fury Road with its larger-than-life explosions of color and sound was not matched by this prequel

[00:07:53] Still I had

[00:07:54] Not had fury wrote if I didn't have fury wrote to compare to this

[00:07:59] I probably would have enjoyed it a little more, but as it stands Furiosa was a man. I don't know it was fine

[00:08:04] I didn't hate it and

[00:08:08] I'd never watch it again. I might watch fury wrote again

[00:08:12] Well, I happen to watch both of them in a very short period of time

[00:08:17] well, then you probably like this even less I'm guessing there is

[00:08:22] Possibly some truth to that well, let's find out so Miller bill it Jim Miller has a way of creating amazing

[00:08:31] wasteland

[00:08:32] scenescapes

[00:08:33] Cinematography and battle scenes in a way that are particularly spectacular

[00:08:38] But what he doesn't do is often use time and space correctly science correctly and in particular

[00:08:46] Put attention to detail of a dystopian future that was fun to be a part of yeah, that's

[00:08:53] inconsequential detail Miller

[00:08:56] detail in a lot of things important as

[00:09:01] opposed to shoot him up stuff and

[00:09:04] Drivey stuff like there was so much detail in the drivey in the shooty that he didn't have any space in this fucking

[00:09:12] Felt like seven-hour movie

[00:09:15] To put in actual accuracy of things that are happening and more on that later

[00:09:20] You guys think I was kidding about the Chris thing, but I really wasn't I thought it was Liam

[00:09:28] All right, okay so on top of that

[00:09:31] It was so long and ended up taking way too much time to get to our quote-unquote justice

[00:09:38] Plus they basically make the bad guy from the first plot first film the good guy

[00:09:45] And I'm just like what?

[00:09:47] Hmm he wasn't good at all. Why would they even kind of hint that he was good the action is great

[00:09:53] Chris Hemsworth is always fun as a bad guy and

[00:09:58] It was basically really good in this he was very good in this yeah, I can't believe it was him

[00:10:04] Apparently you don't recognize him in a lot of movies

[00:10:09] You've been mixing up the Hemsworth's Baron perhaps you need to look that up before you go to see a movie next time

[00:10:15] Yeah, I think that they say it was Chris, but it was actually Liam with the

[00:10:21] Skinnier they're not twins. Oh, we can beef up for a roll

[00:10:25] Can you grow about six inches too because yeah, he's a lot sure

[00:10:30] Camera angles he's basically a little he's basically a little person. He's not a little person

[00:10:35] There's no way okay, I'm at Chris Hemsworth is okay. Well you're you look at a talk

[00:10:39] I'm looking up how tall these two wieners are look up all three while you're at it

[00:10:44] I don't even know there was a third apparently all three of them are important to our listeners right now

[00:10:49] Yes, and Luke was in a Thor movie so anyway what I was saying was

[00:10:53] Basically one note through the entire film

[00:10:56] Which is all that's needed in this role

[00:11:00] Or should you know and a Taylor joy? I didn't feel was amazing in this

[00:11:06] Show me head as our avenging dark angel

[00:11:10] Yeah, there's way too much development of a story

[00:11:12] I personally didn't care about and when you do prequels try and make the actors look the same and don't use

[00:11:20] A stripe to try and fit that into place

[00:11:24] You know what if we just put a stripe on their faces everybody will think they're the same person

[00:11:28] That's exactly what they did you know what we got to put a stripe there

[00:11:32] That that'll make everybody think they look like the exact same person because they didn't look anything alike

[00:11:37] Plus, I don't know how old because the movie Mad Max Fury Road is like 10 years old now, so

[00:11:45] What's her face?

[00:11:46] Serice Theron was probably the same age as Anna Taylor Joy was when they made it, so it's just not good just don't

[00:11:54] I've almost would have preferred it was CGI, but I do like Anna Taylor Joy, so it didn't annoy me that much

[00:12:02] Where was I yeah

[00:12:06] He's not paying attention yeah, it's that

[00:12:08] It's way too long and I admit I got bored in the middle

[00:12:12] So it's a man, but I got lots to unpack, but we want to hear what Murr has to say

[00:12:18] Okay well

[00:12:19] Putting aside the fact that I didn't see any of the Mel Gibson Mad Max movies

[00:12:25] And I thought Fury Road was just okay

[00:12:30] This was kind of a fun ride with a lot of plot issues

[00:12:34] And it was about 30 minutes too long

[00:12:37] I

[00:12:39] Would go with 45 minutes there was well two and a half hours in the last half hour was one scene

[00:12:46] So I'm in the desert. I'm like I'll like get on with it

[00:12:49] Just frickin get over with don't like talk about it for half hour. Let's get to um

[00:12:54] There was definitely plenty of action and all its glorious spectacle

[00:12:59] There were hot rods big wheels diggers bikes of all shapes and sizes

[00:13:05] Flying contraptions weaponry galore and mucho violence

[00:13:11] explosions bodies flying etc

[00:13:15] It was a decent cast but definitely too many characters with complicated with it complicated things

[00:13:22] My favorite characters besides the two big ones

[00:13:26] Rick this erectus nice and scrotus nice they were brothers

[00:13:31] Makes me laugh just thinking of those it's almost like biggest dickus made in a yeah

[00:13:35] That was I believe the sons of the bad guy from the last one do any of you have a problem with my friend?

[00:13:42] biggest

[00:13:43] dickus

[00:13:46] Yeah

[00:13:47] Anya Taylor joy is good as for Yosa and Hemsworth is just hella fun as Dementis

[00:13:54] Really letting his evil flag fly

[00:13:57] His huge physical presence is absurd speeches his villainy is awesome

[00:14:03] Like I said, I had issues with some of the plot. Mm-hmm like Dementis and his monster tow truck

[00:14:09] That seemed to defy gravity and be faster than any fighter jet to catch anybody

[00:14:14] He's chasing and withstand any explosion. Yep

[00:14:19] There are others but I won't give away too many secrets because it is a fun ride

[00:14:23] I would recommend skipping the last 20 minutes because the last act of the film really slows down and is not necessary

[00:14:31] Much as I love me some Chris Hemsworth

[00:14:35] He and Anya were the best part of the film the rest

[00:14:39] Not so much just a man. All right, so okay, you know what that wait hit the button

[00:14:46] All right for the record, yeah Chris Hemsworth is six foot three inches

[00:14:53] Yes, and Liam's hem Liam Hemsworth is six foot three and a quarter inches. He's actually taller

[00:15:00] That's what I said

[00:15:02] See again you weren't even listening

[00:15:04] You just

[00:15:06] No, cuz I seen a picture of them side by side and Hemsworth

[00:15:08] Yeah, and the other one's the midget but you're making out why they couldn't be

[00:15:12] No, but the other one is older, but he's shorter

[00:15:16] Older but he's shorter because I see that photo with all three of them together

[00:15:21] One of them was wearing lifts. That's what I think

[00:15:23] Well, all I know is that I'm pretty sure that that was Liam Hemsworth because the performance was too good

[00:15:28] There you go. Awesome. You know what if if Liam Hemsworth plays sorry now

[00:15:34] You got me saying it if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain. I think he nails it every time. Yep

[00:15:40] I'm so here's some of the issues that I wanted to unpack

[00:15:43] When Hemsworth and his army of motorcycles ride for what seems like days

[00:15:49] With no gas resources whatsoever to get to the citadel

[00:15:54] Yeah, it's just it's beyond stupid in post-apocalyptic

[00:15:59] World Jim you don't use as much gas. I think you do

[00:16:03] I think you use more especially because they've got it cranked up and they've they got so much torque going on in those

[00:16:11] It was it was totally annoying me

[00:16:13] I'm like could you at least put a little bit could could you've just put an effort that they were driving around

[00:16:18] With them a gas. Well, you weren't following them the whole time

[00:16:22] So maybe they were walking their bikes for part of it

[00:16:24] We only saw it when they were right they walked it for well every time we saw them

[00:16:28] They were riding so unless there's like 17 other hours because this movie was like sad

[00:16:33] Oh, yeah, then walking their bikes as I say Liam Hemsworth's performance was worth watching all by itself

[00:16:40] So and on top of that

[00:16:45] Are you ready for this? I'm ready. I

[00:16:48] Still can't believe they try to make Anna Taylor joy look like Charlize Theron. They just didn't work for me

[00:16:54] I didn't see that I didn't I thought that I by the way

[00:16:57] I thought I didn't I didn't see them trying to make her look like it

[00:17:00] But I think she actually did sort of look like a younger like this was very good casting and I went is not

[00:17:07] Oh, yeah. No, I was totally good cast

[00:17:09] No, oh 100% no

[00:17:12] Like Hannah Taylor joy it was who else could you have put in that role and have them pull it off any better?

[00:17:18] Just put Charlize Theron back in it. Oh what and rubberize her face or

[00:17:24] Hey because we've seen what that happens. Yeah Irishman Jim

[00:17:27] Yeah, or any Harris's Ford be an idiot the stuff you hate. Yeah do the stuff that I absolutely hate

[00:17:34] Let's go younger with CGI

[00:17:37] They still used AI and CGI in this movie, yeah, they did the opposite way. Yeah, but they

[00:17:42] The opposite way you didn't hear that story because I heard it from her lips

[00:17:47] Okay interviews or the girl who played the younger her yeah, and Anya Taylor. Yeah, they combined the two faces

[00:17:56] Scramble them up in a computer and they slowly aged her through the movie

[00:18:01] Oh

[00:18:04] It looked good so with the very start of the movie when it's just a little girl

[00:18:08] Yeah, it's still like half Anya Taylor joy

[00:18:11] Like it's not even like 10%

[00:18:12] It's like almost half okay, then as she gets old good. It was more Anya

[00:18:17] So basically they do better jobs in score season so they still use AI well score

[00:18:22] Say he was like few years ago. He's a half too

[00:18:24] So I know I think Charlize could have could have pulled it off

[00:18:27] But you would add the age or a couple ten years yeah plus yeah

[00:18:32] This this goes back to the action. It was good casting

[00:18:37] No, I like her I didn't like the casting that's what I'm gonna say who are you gonna put in it?

[00:18:42] I don't know don't put anybody how about not make it that was a good idea

[00:18:45] How about don't make it in the first place?

[00:18:47] You are making it though who are you gonna put in the role who could have done it better nobody just don't call it

[00:18:52] Furiosa hey, let's move on cuz you obviously have nothing intelligent to say well

[00:18:56] I just said I don't think the movie should have been made yeah, and I got that

[00:19:00] Did get made and we're talking about

[00:19:03] Just further just for the record I really watched

[00:19:07] Fury Road which was excellent. It was very good. I liked it a lot. I like this a little less

[00:19:14] So I did your raid more than there. Oh, there's a two-hour class car chase

[00:19:19] That's all it was Fury Road if you would have watched it in IMAX

[00:19:23] Yeah, would have been a different experience

[00:19:25] I watched it in IMAX originally I know and that's why you probably loved it originally and now it's just okay

[00:19:30] I liked it a lot when I saw it. I just liked it. Okay. Yeah, whatever

[00:19:35] You should rewatch it cuz you know the best person in that is holds his character

[00:19:40] Yeah, I was gonna say Nicholas Holt was the best part. Yeah, Nicholas Holt was excellent in it

[00:19:44] I remember it's totally Greg's I remember

[00:19:46] I

[00:19:49] Know

[00:19:52] I

[00:20:02] Was part of the CGI team who knows

[00:20:06] So we went saw this movie called hit man. Oh, is that what we're talking about next? Yes hit man

[00:20:15] Yes hit man, so

[00:20:18] This link later and sadly not referring to my favorite wrestler of all time. Who's that?

[00:20:24] Somebody the hitman hard hit Oh Brett Hart the excellence of execution. I'm right him. I would see in a movie

[00:20:31] Really maybe 20 years ago. Yeah, he was in bunch of TV

[00:20:34] He was in Blonesome Dove or something wasn't he? Of course whatever was shot in Calgary probably was in

[00:20:40] Was that what it was is that a TV series?

[00:20:42] You just pick you now you're just randomly she was in Lonesome Dove sure he was I visited the set

[00:20:49] I know where the set is. So yeah, it was shot in Calgary. Yeah, so there you go

[00:20:53] So he played a cowboy. Here's my thing. This is a different hit man

[00:20:56] Here's my thing on wrestlers. The only good acting wrestler is Andre the giant from the princess bride

[00:21:01] Hey, was that all the rest is young and seen at his credit?

[00:21:04] What's hey don't forget about his love don't forget his role as a Sasquatch or whatever and the Hulk?

[00:21:10] Yeah, that's right. That's right. My my favorite my favorite thing about the six million dollar man

[00:21:16] yeah, all right, so this is a romance story dressed up as a

[00:21:21] What we call this price?

[00:21:25] Yeah, that's right. It's you this is

[00:21:31] It's the most boring two-hour movie that's ever been made this was not clever in any way

[00:21:38] Where everything was transparent and did I mention it was fucking boring?

[00:21:44] It was my god. It was horribly boring but worse than that

[00:21:48] It was also in addition to being not being boring. It was also not interesting

[00:21:54] Oh or that's a good mind thing over mine altering

[00:21:58] Yeah, I think I actually lost some brain cells watching this movie

[00:22:02] Well, I was gonna just list down every

[00:22:05] Synonym synonym cinnamon

[00:22:08] every cinnamon every cinnamon of boring

[00:22:12] But I got I got bored of writing sin no nim I got bored writing down

[00:22:17] Simmon Simmon, yeah exactly some cinnamon don't hurt yourself Jim

[00:22:24] Okay, so where was I get oh yeah you want to know the plot

[00:22:28] Watch the trailer and you will see what happens in the trailer is exactly what happens in the entire movie

[00:22:34] but only over two hours of severely and

[00:22:38] excruciatingly boring story

[00:22:41] That I have barely survived after two hours

[00:22:44] Yeah, the only good part in this is when Gary aka Ron played by Glenn Powell

[00:22:51] Glenn Powell who also Murray co-wrote it

[00:22:54] Yeah dressed up dressed up as one of his hit man

[00:22:57] And I'm putting that in quote as a cross between Andy Warhol and Tilda Swinton

[00:23:04] Well, did I mention this was a biopic that didn't anything for me but except most of it had nothing to do with the original guy

[00:23:14] and

[00:23:15] Yet they talked about him at the end like

[00:23:17] They basically said that the only thing that was truth about this movie was that he was a hit man for hire

[00:23:25] Other than that the entire story was just written by

[00:23:29] Powell and link later and it's just did I mention it was so boring you did

[00:23:34] Times

[00:23:36] This was terrible. This was a complete snoozefest of a movie

[00:23:40] Mm-hmm, and I think the guy who they were playing as whatever his name was

[00:23:46] Ron Gary Gary

[00:23:48] John Gary Johnson

[00:23:50] And I think Gary Johnson would roll over in his grave if they knew that he felt they

[00:23:55] Fucked him up with this terrible shit storm of a bar for 100% Oh by the way, it's a rage

[00:24:01] This movie is awful

[00:24:03] Hitman is

[00:24:06] The blandest movie I've ever seen

[00:24:09] It is a mayonnaise sandwich on white bread bland. It is an unsalted

[00:24:14] Salty cracker bland it takes no chances misfires on every attempt at comedy

[00:24:20] Except once I remember laughing once but I don't remember what I found funny and it wasn't the same thing

[00:24:26] Okay, so there was two things that were funny. Well once one thing for you one thing for me

[00:24:30] Maybe somebody will find them both funny. So someone out there might laugh twice

[00:24:35] Richard link later and actor Glenn Powell should never team up ever again for anything and they should never

[00:24:44] ever ever

[00:24:45] Corrite anything together again if this is the uninspired tripe they come up with

[00:24:50] Apparently this is based on an actual dude whose life I guarantee was more interesting than this convoluted

[00:24:56] Hollywoodized version link later and Powell have presented us I hated this

[00:25:02] This was a rage like an unbelievable like it's just it's just a nothing like I am just

[00:25:09] Baffled that there are people out there that actually like this movie. It is God

[00:25:13] Awful when we walked out of the theater. Oh, by the way

[00:25:23] When we walked out of the theater, I said I've got to find out what IMDB

[00:25:27] Viewers thought of this movie. Yeah, I don't know what it has now and haven't put my rating in yet, but it has 7.5

[00:25:35] I'm like who the fuck would give this anything more than one? Well

[00:25:39] Did you say you haven't put yours in I thought maybe if you had then it's gone down to 7.4 now

[00:25:45] But you're saying you have it. No. Okay. Well while we're waiting on this. Yeah, I'm gonna do that right now

[00:25:50] There you go. Let's get it down Jim

[00:25:53] Gotta get that down. We don't want people to see this movie

[00:25:57] Yeah, the other thing that is this is just goes to show that man

[00:26:01] We're getting to the point where like why on earth was this premiered at Sundance?

[00:26:06] Like what is going on? What is going on with I mean and you know, like I

[00:26:13] Just like these two first teamed up with

[00:26:16] Nice

[00:26:17] It dropped to 7.4. Well, no it was already 7.4

[00:26:21] So I haven't moved it an inch I put it as a one man should move it some way

[00:26:27] There's 27 this was so bad that I wish these two idiots never never met

[00:26:32] I wish they never made everybody want some together because that's where they had some sort of connection and said oh we gotta

[00:26:38] We gotta work together again someday. You know, let's write something together

[00:26:42] It'll be great and then Powell's career actually took off which I'm still baffled by why all of a sudden Glenn

[00:26:50] Powell is like he's in it fucking every thank you Murray

[00:26:54] It's like he is like I hadn't seen the trailer for tall my also

[00:26:59] He's in every and it's just like I don't get it. I don't know why Hollywood's trying to prop this guy up

[00:27:04] I don't know sense what is boring guy out there and he's in every freaking movie. He's got nothing going on

[00:27:10] I'm tired of him already. Yep. Well, you know me both mister

[00:27:13] You know what?

[00:27:14] I can't speak for all the ladies but seeing as how none of us well

[00:27:18] I still I still know how to throw a few good looks for a good-looking man

[00:27:22] But I know I don't he has no movement in my force. I can tell you that. Well, that's the whole thing

[00:27:27] He's a pretty boy. I don't know anyways

[00:27:32] To us yeah. Yeah. Well, he has no personality. He's boring. It was you know

[00:27:37] What the worst thing is is this bloody things coming out on Netflix and like a week and we didn't have to go see

[00:27:44] Could have just pass we could have went and saw that conversion film with that doctor. Yeah, we could

[00:27:52] Could it have been worse than this I don't know probably

[00:27:55] Which has Snoop Dogg as a cat I I definitely know that this converted me

[00:28:02] Against link like you know what Snoop Dogg is a cat probably would have been more entertaining than this

[00:28:06] Maybe I should have gone we should have gone and seen Garfield apparently we should

[00:28:10] Whatever let's not talk about this movie and it's garbage it's baby. Yeah, that's not the popular opinion

[00:28:16] Which is baffling to me what is wrong with you people? That's right people listen to us

[00:28:22] I don't think would have given that a 7.4. I hope not

[00:28:26] All right. What else did we see we saw babes?

[00:28:29] Babes not babes in Toyland. I'll keep it short and sweet not the babe. Yeah babes

[00:28:36] pig in the city

[00:28:39] Babes pigs in the now now did he play for the Yankees?

[00:28:47] babes

[00:28:48] babes is one of the

[00:28:52] Funniest films of the last few years all the humor landed and its talented cast were absolutely top-notch

[00:28:58] even with the little cameos that we had as well from

[00:29:04] You'll hear later I talk about okay from all the people that Jim's gonna talk about later

[00:29:09] Viewing it through male eyes. I may have not experienced the humor in the same way as

[00:29:13] As a lady might but this movie goes to show you that funny is funny

[00:29:19] And this was comedy done right it is in your face

[00:29:24] Antagonistic at times it had me laughing out loud through most of the film and then we get a

[00:29:32] Sappy Hollywood ending which makes babes mad

[00:29:35] All right there you go with your

[00:29:37] Terrible review system your left turn yeah his left turn and ending is so saccharine

[00:29:43] It just made me want to puke. It's it's it was I was totally expecting it

[00:29:48] So it didn't bother me in the least but here's what I thought of but it was very very very funny babes

[00:29:55] This is a story of two best friends yes who are very close so close

[00:30:01] They are fine showing each other their yawning vaginas yes to each other in restaurants or taking showers

[00:30:09] It's about everything disgusting about being a mother like dripping pussies and milk that just squirts out

[00:30:16] All of a sudden while you were on mushrooms just after your tits talk to you obviously

[00:30:21] Wow if you're on mushrooms, yeah, yeah exactly basically

[00:30:24] It's Bryce, and I if we were women 20 years ago got pregnant and had babies

[00:30:30] Within a year of each other oh

[00:30:33] And we also lived in New York City which this film the only place on the planet this movie could be made is

[00:30:39] New York City

[00:30:41] Like the characters are all super super super super New York. They're very New York

[00:30:48] You really get a feel all the way through this the love these two best friends have and the humor is over-the-top

[00:30:55] Non-stop and hilarious yes every one of the actors were outstanding

[00:30:59] Yes, and the cameos were super outstanding John Carroll Lynch. Yes with his hairstyles and

[00:31:06] Sandra Bernhardt yeah her serial killer

[00:31:10] Dentist theories and Oliver Platt Oliver Platt with his terrible parenting skills so good this is mostly

[00:31:18] Man this was a good movie. Yeah, it was great movie

[00:31:22] This is mostly a comedy be white cuff picked it Bryce

[00:31:25] Yeah, this is mostly a comedy that is funny as fuck

[00:31:29] But also yeah a tender story of finding your chosen family yes being there for each other

[00:31:35] Through the good times and the bad all right. I absolutely love this film

[00:31:39] I have never ever laughed as much as I have at two women

[00:31:46] Talking about all the disgusting things that happen to pregnant women

[00:31:49] And I've seen a lot of things about pregnant women

[00:31:53] In my history it was so so enjoyable. Yeah, it was a hilarious two vaginas Mondo

[00:32:00] Well actually it was one vagina coming out of another vagina. Yes, but who's counting yes

[00:32:07] And I have one thing to unpack all right is it?

[00:32:11] Shitting on your baby or babying on your shit. I think you just babied on your

[00:32:18] Poop

[00:32:19] Yes

[00:32:21] That line was so freaking awesome I

[00:32:25] Love this movie, and then it then it had the ending so it's man

[00:32:29] You know this was one of the funniest movies that I've ever seen

[00:32:33] We were laughing through the whole thing and the other two people that were there

[00:32:37] It was so so good the acting was impeccable the cameos were spectacular

[00:32:43] I adored it, but then the ending kind of man the landing kind of ass. Oh man

[00:32:48] I don't how would you have expected this would okay?

[00:32:50] How would should should the it should have both their babies died would that have been the right way that they kill each other?

[00:32:56] No

[00:32:58] But it didn't have to have this stupid cookie cutter

[00:33:02] About only three blocks away

[00:33:04] I could come over any time and I was just so baby puke it was it was it made it was Mondo Mondo

[00:33:12] Mondo Mondo Mondo oh really the story that their house was terrible yeah, so it made sense I had to move

[00:33:20] Realized because she flew home like that

[00:33:24] Yes, to catch you needed it was what's convenient?

[00:33:28] Stupid there was no convenience. Oh, just they made a conscious decision. I love this movie

[00:33:34] It was almost Mondo. It was

[00:33:37] I

[00:33:40] People who are listening do not listen to brace on this this is no listen to me the movie spectacular go see it

[00:33:46] Yes, but just cut out with like no three minutes to go joy the Hollywood ending as

[00:33:52] As they wrote in the the musical

[00:33:56] Christmas zombie film okay fine. It was Mondo. I'll give it a mom exactly how could you not?

[00:34:02] It's probably the funniest movie I've seen it like forever

[00:34:06] Give this a mondo like if we're doing our top ten comedies of all time again

[00:34:10] I guess it would gone on there and since every other one would be a mondo then I guess this was

[00:34:15] Even though I hated the end you didn't like it. It didn't the babies lived that's

[00:34:23] Better yeah, it's true kill those babies kill the babies with all that shit

[00:34:30] Beepies hey Murray there's buttons you got to push there. It's bondo now. It was math

[00:34:37] You give it to me as bondo

[00:34:41] So mondo I love this never actually happened, but ever before so this is a first

[00:34:46] This is you know what we're celebrating our 250th episode by Bryce changing his review

[00:34:52] You know what I've already think about like I literally laughed through the whole thing

[00:34:56] I hated the end, but I laughed through the whole thing right up until the end

[00:35:00] Yeah, it was a funny thing at the end and everybody was so good in it every single cameo was spot-on perfect awesome

[00:35:10] How good was all of her platinus is little limited just so good we just don't see enough

[00:35:15] We need more Oliver Platt. That's right and

[00:35:18] Sandra Bernhardt yes like

[00:35:21] Last time you seen Sandra Bernhardt like

[00:35:24] Yeah, yeah in the 80s right where's she been?

[00:35:28] We need more Sandra Bernhardt yes and John Carroll John Carroll inches

[00:35:32] Yeah, we're gonna get more John Carroll Lynch because the guy's just too talented everywhere. He's everywhere

[00:35:36] Are you done or sure hit the music hit the music we're done. I mean that the music we're done

[00:35:43] We're moving on hey then oh

[00:35:46] Yeah, this is what we're moving on to all right well

[00:35:50] As I have a lot of time my hands now and nothing to watch that's right, and you have no more

[00:35:57] Hand cream no that I have to go to the grocery store

[00:36:01] I have another juicy morsel from the annals of movies on TV this one

[00:36:07] stars the repulsive and

[00:36:11] Departed Paul Walker. Oh

[00:36:13] Lucky you and the guy you guys love to hate Gerard Butler

[00:36:19] We we we love Gerard Butler

[00:36:22] We think that he's a very good actor that needs to fire his agent yes and get into good movies

[00:36:29] And it also stars the funniest how Billy Connelly

[00:36:33] In a role he is not funny what?

[00:36:37] Film is called

[00:36:40] Timeline oh god. It's all

[00:36:43] 2003

[00:36:45] That is one bad for a little like Bill and Ted except not funny

[00:36:51] Here's the sitch

[00:36:53] Adventurers imagine Bill and Ted without the last they travel back to the 14th century, France

[00:37:00] Smack dab in the middle of the Hundred Years War

[00:37:03] It's so bad to save a professor

[00:37:07] There I know awesome right you should have just dared us to see this

[00:37:13] Written by Michael Crichton

[00:37:17] Wait did he write the book or did he write any gave permission?

[00:37:20] Yeah, you wrote the book and then he wrote the screenplay no

[00:37:25] Is directed by Richard Donner yeah the guy behind the first two supermans and the omen

[00:37:32] And the Goonies yeah, no he made some good stuff the weapons. Yep

[00:37:38] First one was good

[00:37:39] Really calmly fucked after that Billy Connelly plays the wily old archaeologists professor

[00:37:45] Digging up bones as Randy Travis would say hmm

[00:37:49] Paul Walker plays his son with nary a hint of a Scottish accent

[00:37:55] Gerard putt butler because he can't be ways the younger more Indiana Jones type

[00:38:01] Archaeologist yeah, of course there's a woman in the mix

[00:38:04] Paul Walker repeatedly does stupid things to save her when she does stupid things oh good

[00:38:11] Once you put your brain in park and stop trying to figure out the twisted plot of film. It's kind of a fun ride is it

[00:38:19] Especially if you love medieval swashbuckling like I do okay, that's my problem. Yeah

[00:38:25] Michael Sheen puts in an appearance

[00:38:28] I like my as Lord Oliver the leader of the English army

[00:38:31] I didn't even remember who was trying to kill all those French knickets

[00:38:37] Of course he's helped out by another bad guy an evil dude from the future who is also trapped

[00:38:43] Okay, it's not a great

[00:38:47] Paul Walker is really terrible

[00:38:49] There is not nearly enough of Billy Connelly, and he is way too super serious

[00:38:55] Super serious, but drug butler does what Gerard Butler do being the hero

[00:39:01] Course he finds time to romance the French damsel in yes

[00:39:06] Spoiler alert he pulls a Captain America whoa

[00:39:10] Still I enjoyed all the sword fighting and the blowing stuff up with Greek fire bombs

[00:39:16] For me an enjoyable man despite the Paul Walker rom-com angle you guys I would predict a rage

[00:39:23] Oh, yeah, that's a heavy rage check it out at your peril. I saw it in cinemas

[00:39:30] You what are you talking about on TV you spayed spend $25 a month on cable yeah

[00:39:35] Well, you know $25 for that movie. I I'm capable to watch other things like sports

[00:39:41] Oh, like the 20 hours of racing ice I watched on Sunday

[00:39:46] Cuz of all the weather delays oh

[00:39:48] 500 there was like crashes every two minutes. It was fun. That's that's basically what it is anyway nice

[00:39:54] It was okay wasn't great

[00:39:56] But I had to write about her in it so I had to watch it

[00:40:01] Temperaturizing vision blurring rage taking over

[00:40:30] I

[00:40:38] Actually had so much to rage about this week, but

[00:40:43] The thing I'm gonna rage about the most I've been a little bit of a tear about how Hollywood is

[00:40:50] basically void of any

[00:40:54] Any

[00:40:56] Thing good that comes out of it lately is because it's mostly

[00:41:01] remakes redoes and repoops and

[00:41:04] And then we get an original story ish

[00:41:08] With hitman and even that they can't get right with with a talented director

[00:41:14] Well, maybe he's a hit-and-miss talent director with link later

[00:41:19] That it just I

[00:41:21] Thought it was only gonna be the terrible

[00:41:25] Remakes and stuff that was gonna be

[00:41:27] Rage-inducing, but apparently even when Hollywood does original stuff. It's now also terrible

[00:41:34] And what maybe it was because it was a biopic. Maybe it was just because they there's no

[00:41:40] talent left in Hollywood because I'm gonna say that

[00:41:44] Babes was a New York movie and I think there's something to be said about films that are made in New York

[00:41:52] They're usually better

[00:41:54] Yeah, that's my belief

[00:41:57] It could be wrong. That's close to true probably but yeah, it it was infuriating

[00:42:03] Yeah, yeah, it's poopy. Yeah, so I don't want to watch any more Hollywood movies

[00:42:09] Can we should make more movies in Canada and Calgary?

[00:42:15] So I can get more work. That's right, and they should also do that. But hey, wait a minute did did I talk about?

[00:42:21] Well, I talked about Tron coming back but there was another trailer that we saw come out for some terrible movie

[00:42:28] That's a franchise to this week. Do you remember what that was? There's twisters. Oh, yeah, there's twisters

[00:42:33] That's it. That's another one

[00:42:35] But it's like every we were remember we were sitting in the cinema and we're like, oh my god

[00:42:39] It was like every single movie was a fucking trail boys. Yeah

[00:42:44] Bad boys

[00:42:47] Run and hide slap your bitch. I don't know

[00:42:53] Just like if that that trailer alone infuriates me I can't take this anymore

[00:43:00] They also make no home back entire which not cool. Yeah, who makes front of Reba McIntyre?

[00:43:05] That's right. I don't think they were making fun of Reba. They were you didn't know one of her songs

[00:43:10] Why would they I don't know one of her song

[00:43:13] shame on you to them I

[00:43:16] Honestly could not name a Reba McIntyre song. Can you tell us one or two?

[00:43:22] Tell me like her biggest hit what was her biggest hit fancy is one of her big ones never heard of it

[00:43:27] She well, I guess it's not really her song but she was more famous with the night the lights went out in Georgia

[00:43:33] Oh, I know that song. Yeah, but I've never heard her version of no

[00:43:36] That's the verse that's the biggest version the Vicky Lawrence one didn't get a lot is it what what did she write that one?

[00:43:42] What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

[00:43:49] That's the only song those two idiots know in their head though, yeah

[00:43:52] Dad whatever is in Will Smith's library. Yeah

[00:43:56] Why does it even start singing one of his songs?

[00:43:58] Like getting jiggy with it. They probably did they probably did what the hell's like it jiggy with it

[00:44:04] Well, there's a he's got a song

[00:44:10] There's a song called getting jiggy with it. Yes. Oh you're making that up look it up I dare you anyway

[00:44:19] There's a lot of rage from holly I know to be sequels

[00:44:23] And original stuff that's terrible

[00:44:48] Okay, so normally this stuff doesn't bother me but you kind of brought it up and it got me thinking nice

[00:44:54] So hit man was rated 7.4 on IMDB

[00:44:59] It was 7.5 when we walked out of the cinema. I am so now it's 7.4. So it's down gone down a

[00:45:05] tick

[00:45:06] Guess what percentage it is on Rotten Tomatoes

[00:45:10] 99

[00:45:12] Like is that the critic score and then I will give you both

[00:45:16] I'll give you the combined and then I'll give you the critics. Okay, the critic score should be a five. Okay, and

[00:45:23] Apparently the viewers are a 7.4

[00:45:27] Average of a book of like 70 or 70 not 80 40 percent should be 40 should be 40. Okay. Yeah, so

[00:45:35] certified fresh

[00:45:36] So it's it's

[00:45:39] 197 holy fucking now let's take the let's take the the the public out of this

[00:45:45] 42 by their

[00:45:48] critics critics

[00:45:50] Okay, so maybe there's only 40 out of 42

[00:45:54] that are

[00:45:55] Professional people that are paid and right for you know respected publications

[00:46:02] There were two negative reviews in 42. It is a 95% with the critics what?

[00:46:10] What is going on these people are paid to watch movie and they thought

[00:46:15] 95% of them thought this was an excellent movie

[00:46:20] This is insane like what have they been watching that this?

[00:46:25] Registers at all. This is the blandest piece of nothing that's ever been made

[00:46:32] 95%

[00:46:37] That's crazy like what they like yeah, so that's my rate

[00:46:41] You know what it lends itself to that there they were paid off

[00:46:45] It was it lends itself to my rage ultimately, I mean we all love Richard Linklater, but come on we like some things

[00:46:53] He seems like a good guy

[00:46:56] Maybe maybe Glen Powell's a nice guy too. I don't know he's talentless sure. It's a nice little

[00:47:03] a little bit of talent

[00:47:05] Yeah, Glenn Powell better be the nicest guy in Hollywood cuz that's the only reason I can think of that

[00:47:09] He's getting all these roles

[00:47:11] Yeah, you know really apparently Richard Linklater liked them enough to co-write a movie with them and then have a star

[00:47:20] Person well makes the link later an idiot. I mean I'm being idiot and be a nice person to write the script

[00:47:27] It's true

[00:47:30] At any rate

[00:47:32] Yeah, this is just baffling to me that so many people like not like the movie love the movie is great

[00:47:38] This is the best that they've ever been

[00:47:44] Oh my god, it's so bad when you see it with an audience at a festival especially with actors in attendance

[00:47:51] Of course, you're gonna be a little biased. I would

[00:47:54] I've watched movies with actors in attendance and

[00:47:58] Absolutely hated it. Yeah, I the only reason I didn't I mean

[00:48:01] I've been in a couple of screenings where it's like I can't ask a question because I'm gonna get lynched by this audience

[00:48:07] Exactly

[00:48:09] And everyone who leaves who gives it a rating like our system

[00:48:12] Yeah, how does he give it a five? Oh, that's all they ever go five five five

[00:48:17] Cuz the actor standing right there by the back. Yeah, I'm like hey actor check it out one

[00:48:23] That's right. Also one not everyone is as brave as you guys I guess not

[00:48:29] We're hating who cares

[00:48:37] Oh

[00:48:43] The lists

[00:48:46] All we were supposed to watch them. Yeah

[00:48:49] Yeah, we're supposed to watch a room with a view. I did watch it. Okay good

[00:48:54] So we got Maggie Smith

[00:48:57] versus Daniel Day Lewis, so before we go into it

[00:49:02] For those of you who for those of you who are listening to us for the first time well, welcome to our

[00:49:08] 250th episode and

[00:49:12] We have a segment called the list also on our web page don't rage YYC check it out

[00:49:18] It's called the list. There are five lists. There is

[00:49:22] Undoubtedly there is doubted there is mesmerizing and there's repulsive and there is previously mesmerizing and

[00:49:29] No longer mesmerizing because they got out mesmerized so

[00:49:33] The murder charged us from last week to see who was more mesmerizing

[00:49:38] Maggie Smith

[00:49:40] versus Daniel Day Lewis

[00:49:42] Yeah, so the first thing I got to mention is that I really loved all the homoerotic wrestling

[00:49:48] That was going on in this movie. I forgot how much homoerotic wrestling there was I

[00:49:53] forgot this movie and I

[00:49:56] Thought that I liked it and then I watched it again and I do not like

[00:50:02] This movie but I like this movie this movie did nothing for me not even the homoerotic wrestling

[00:50:07] No, no, that does more for you Jim. It's true. I do I'd love all kinds of nude wrestling. Yes

[00:50:15] But yeah

[00:50:16] I mean

[00:50:17] And honestly to have a mesmerized off in this movie is kind of sad to me because neither of them were at their best

[00:50:24] Or anywhere near?

[00:50:26] Yeah, I would say probably not but I still think the character that Daniel Day Lewis was playing

[00:50:32] Yeah, he was playing that role better than anyone else could play that role

[00:50:36] I agree and he was more mesmerizing than Meg. I also agree

[00:50:40] He was he was definitely more mesmerizing than Maggie Smith

[00:50:43] But and then I got to the point though where I'm watching it. I'm like, okay

[00:50:47] He's more mesmerizing than Maggie Smith and then I'm like I'm like well is anybody else more mesmerizing than him in it

[00:50:53] And then I'm like, I mean Julian Sands is okay, but he's not

[00:50:59] Like everybody was fine and that's all thing this movie was I mean it this well-acted movie

[00:51:06] It was adequately. Yeah, and it's just I don't know

[00:51:09] I just I remember like and I watched it when I was like like probably 14 or 15 when I probably

[00:51:17] Well now when it first came out, I didn't see it in the theater first 11 or 12

[00:51:20] Oh, didn't you I saw it in the center. Yeah. Well, you're like a lot older than me though. I'm like 72 years older than you

[00:51:25] Exactly. So you would have gone to it. I I wouldn't have what but

[00:51:31] He spent his allowance on comic books

[00:51:33] But you know then I you know once I was 15 16 then I was renting movies like it was going out of style

[00:51:38] I was watching everything on jugs. I

[00:51:42] Don't know my first porno magazine

[00:51:46] Nice

[00:51:48] at any rate

[00:51:50] Yeah, I mean it is what it is

[00:51:52] It's sad that Maggie Smith gets the boot based on this movie, but whatever well

[00:51:58] You know what you should have brought more of your a game Maggie Smith

[00:52:00] Yeah, cuz you know what there can only be one

[00:52:03] It's just like Kylander the original movie when there was originally only one person

[00:52:07] Yes, and then all the other highlight highlighters

[00:52:11] Captain Highliner that said oh no there can be more than just one

[00:52:17] But not in a mesmerize off there can be only one

[00:52:22] Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. Can I you can do whatever you want? Can I just say yes?

[00:52:28] You can can we put go ahead that what's the movie?

[00:52:32] What's that movie we saw for this week hitman hit man? Yeah, can we please add? What's his face?

[00:52:40] Yeah, can we please put going Powell? Yeah, I can't stand the guy every time I see him

[00:52:45] I want to puke but he was in that rom-com that came out like a month

[00:52:48] I see that stupid trailer of twister and I want to puke. It's like what is going on?

[00:52:53] Like why is this guy in so much crap? And he's also in the new running man. Oh

[00:52:58] Oh, wait, we we have wait

[00:53:00] There's a new there's another running man is Arnold in it is Arnold playing

[00:53:07] Richard not Richard Dreyfuss. What's that guy who's family feud guy Richard?

[00:53:13] Richard Dawson does Arnold come back and play Richard Dawson would be funny, but I don't think that's

[00:53:18] The world we live in is gone to shit like why can they not have one original good idea?

[00:53:25] This is this is infuriating me. Okay, so we all agree Glenn Powell. It's also sure it's a three-way unanimous decision

[00:53:34] It's good thing we saw maybe this week. All right

[00:53:37] Times are good

[00:53:40] Right. We lost somebody we so you got anything for us for next week the mer

[00:53:43] Well, it's a very short list yes

[00:53:48] By the way, Edgar Wright. What great wasn't he like undoubted?

[00:53:55] No, he wasn't undoubted because he had two minutes back-to-back. I believe really yes

[00:54:00] I like him. Yeah. Yeah the last and her Taylor joy that he was in she was in

[00:54:05] Did we do bones and all yet?

[00:54:08] No, but I

[00:54:10] Got Mark Rylance and Marks Michael Stolberg in bones and all oh

[00:54:17] That'd be fun to rewatch. Yeah, I love that movie. Yeah, I I now own it so is honestly I forget what we did

[00:54:25] Because if the name saw the list I go back to the database and search again

[00:54:29] So who was sorry mark Rylance and who Michael Stolberg? Oh

[00:54:35] Wow nice they're both still on the list apparently yeah

[00:54:39] I'm can't wait to watch it again. I've got a very good idea

[00:54:44] I can almost say it now because I just rewatch this like what is the back-to-back mess? I'm looking at this I

[00:54:52] Don't think you're right. I think I'm pretty right. I'm looking at our website. I think Edgar Wright's undoubted I

[00:54:59] Think you're wrong. Maybe not be happy this maybe not

[00:55:06] So basically what's the address for our website?

[00:55:10] I see

[00:55:12] Film rage why why see

[00:55:15] Okay, I believe it that was on our in our intro and I said it a couple times

[00:55:21] You said it 250 times. Yeah, I said it every every second of our 250th episode

[00:55:27] Yes, you know I can't keep up with all this stuff

[00:55:31] So we don't have to look it up

[00:55:33] We can just go through his shit if you want to talk about him

[00:55:36] Yeah, just go to the the trusted site IMDB yeah trusted site

[00:55:41] It's it's one look I looked at his stuff and I'm like no. I think he's on he's got to be on

[00:55:46] No, I think you're wrong depends on you guys. I mean I like everything he does but

[00:55:51] What what did he do that was to cut him off get all three of the tornado trilogies?

[00:55:56] Maybe even like one of those the water who does

[00:56:00] Okay last night in Soho was kind of poopy it was man

[00:56:04] Sparks the Sparks brothers was Mondo was Mondo the baby driver was Mondo

[00:56:10] Yeah, the world's end was met Scott Scott Pilgrim versus world was super Mondo. Yeah super Mondo

[00:56:17] Hot fuzz was met. Yeah. Oh, maybe just hasn't made enough movies

[00:56:23] There you go. Shaun of the dead. Oh, wait a second. Shaun of the dead is Mondo. Yeah

[00:56:28] And that's do what did he did he do anything before?

[00:56:32] No, okay. So how many is that? I think he's just me doesn't mean I don't I don't know

[00:56:39] three

[00:56:41] four five one

[00:56:43] Two

[00:56:45] Why is it credit him with growing house?

[00:56:47] Why I would see did he helped write it no no he did the one of the little

[00:56:52] Yeah, now he's on because he's only had seven movies. Well there you go

[00:56:57] Well, this is sad though because a remake of a terrible movie is gonna be his eighth movie

[00:57:04] He might not get on if running man like I said starring the repulsive

[00:57:13] He's gonna have two men's back

[00:57:15] I just said you did well hey, here's the thing if somehow

[00:57:21] He can make running man a Mondo

[00:57:24] Really he might be missing you might be fricking

[00:57:28] Undoubtedly for life based on that because he's got everything working to get remake Glenn Powell

[00:57:34] I mean there is nothing about this no short tonight. It makes me want to see it

[00:57:40] List anybody else I'm sure he'll come walk by

[00:57:45] But no they didn't mention anybody I hope he comes back. Oh wait, he's doing a remake of Barbarella, too

[00:57:52] What the fuck right? What are you doing? Oh, he's getting lazy in his old

[00:57:56] I'm doing a baby driver like all his shit is really

[00:58:00] Free poop even Edgar Wright who's not even who's not even from Hollywood has got Hollywood eyes

[00:58:07] He's gonna Hollywood. This is this is the worst day of my life. We're celebrating 250

[00:58:14] Then we get this yeah by the way you've even got it on our website nominated for undoubted

[00:58:19] But not approved yet Edgar Wright, so you have no idea what's on our website perhaps

[00:58:23] You should have known that before well. I thought I did in fact. I knew more than you cuz you're like no

[00:58:28] Yeah, we had back-to-back mess. No he didn't you wiener

[00:58:33] At any rate well you know what the running man will tell yeah

[00:58:37] Well, this is this is the ultimate frickin challenge of anybody that's ever made

[00:58:42] I

[00:58:47] Can't wait for the running man now just because I want to know if Edgar Wright can overcome

[00:58:53] All odds all odds

[00:58:56] last week

[00:58:59] Last week on

[00:59:00] Rage or dare does it better be baby boy?

[00:59:04] Bryce felt that Jim could not possibly deliver on a succulent rage offering was surprised to find a film from

[00:59:10] 2019 with a box office record for this show of

[00:59:15] $10,000 and a cast that apparently no one has ever heard of and I do mean

[00:59:22] No one yes. He pulled a to be offering called a

[00:59:27] Wakefield project

[00:59:29] anyone anyone a

[00:59:32] Wakefield project

[00:59:34] This week Jim is just like a free-range organic masochist

[00:59:38] Raising freely on anything his cold little dead heart desires

[00:59:42] Well, that is if Bryce got off his lazy ass and did his freaking job come on man

[00:59:48] Otherwise our little demon child Jim may not be so organic and might be more like

[00:59:53] MSG filled leftovers left on the counter after a bender for a week. Come on Bryce

[00:59:58] All right. Now it's time to find out if the to be tastic blockbuster film a wakefield project

[01:00:05] Did at least have one actor Bryce has ever seen in you know

[01:00:09] anything ever and more importantly was that

[01:00:14] $10,000 grossed at the box office just the directors closest friends and family or would Bryce have happily paid his

[01:00:21] $9.99 for a golden ticket to this gem in the cinemas

[01:00:27] Okay, this is stretching your your crappy in cinemas thing to the nth degree

[01:00:32] Do you realize where this played this played in England?

[01:00:35] Yes at one film festival where it was part of a package

[01:00:39] Yes, like they showed like six or eight horror movies back to back

[01:00:43] Yeah, so the ten thousand dollars that you say it made didn't even make

[01:00:48] $10,000 I mean ten thousand dollars divided by like eight or however many

[01:00:53] So it played at one bloody semi so this is this is garbage by the way, you know what this is not a movie

[01:01:00] I want to say I want to say and I quote okay. There's to watch a terrible film if it played anywhere

[01:01:07] I'm gonna the world. I'm gonna convince the world to show me farting for five minutes

[01:01:16] Okay, show me farting for an hour and a half you just sit in the cinema

[01:01:20] I'll just get someone to let me in at like 6 a.m. And well, I won't waste anybody's time

[01:01:27] I'll watch it there it played in a cinema and then I'll nominate that. Yeah, this is stupid. Yes, that's perfect

[01:01:34] This is not I love it. This is not

[01:01:38] Here let me just write read this again, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know if it played in a cinema anywhere

[01:01:43] Anywhere was anywhere in the world which is ridiculous. It literally had one screen. I was not the best

[01:01:50] Yeah

[01:01:52] So it qualifies suck it up princess anyways, I don't even know what it was about

[01:01:56] I'm watching it and there is these weird noises that are going on that have nothing to do with the fact that there's also

[01:02:04] kind of

[01:02:07] What can you even call that there's this guy and you're murdered a bunch of people and

[01:02:13] Then his ghost or his spirit is like being transferred through this VHS tape

[01:02:19] So I video draw and then but then but then cell phones don't work

[01:02:23] every time this weird noise takes place and then I think

[01:02:27] Everybody that was in this movie that was a I think there was a bunch of guys from the gym that actually made it

[01:02:33] Cuz they were all in really good shape nice. So I think they said hey, let's make a movie

[01:02:37] So the Barbarian Brothers in it I wish because they would have been semi entertaining

[01:02:41] I actually thought movie was a frickin masterpiece compared to this thing

[01:02:45] This like nothing made sense like like they're like random like I

[01:02:51] Was baffled like I don't know and the acting was atrocious

[01:02:54] It was just was there anybody that you've ever seen it felt like it was shot on someone's cell phone

[01:03:00] No, it was it was garbage. It was not a theatrical release by any stretch of the imagination

[01:03:06] I resent the fact that this is this somehow

[01:03:10] Fritz our criteria and I think we really if this is a type of garbage

[01:03:13] I can scope out some just this is not gonna get anybody listening to our podcast talking about his film that nobody's ever heard of

[01:03:20] And never will because nobody's gonna go and watch it. Oh now that now that you've talked about it

[01:03:26] I'm gonna go watch it for free on Tubi

[01:03:28] Yeah, go watch it for free on Tubi

[01:03:31] Do not watch it for free on Tubi do not what do not give these people any money

[01:03:35] Because they're gonna get something if they give you click on it. They're probably gonna get two pennies

[01:03:39] How did how did Tubi want to pick this up?

[01:03:43] To be the $10,000 to be picks up a lot of gems and to be likes to have a lot of content Jim

[01:03:50] So they've got some gems and then they've got some filler content and there's a lot of filler

[01:03:56] You know what I watched on Tubi in the last couple weeks. No terrifier to terrifier to yes

[01:04:03] That's good. I like it. How can you not like terrifier to I think terrifier three is gonna be coming out real soon

[01:04:09] Yeah, it's a Christmas present to us

[01:04:11] Terrifier three at any rate. I don't even know what to say about this movie bad acting. There's no special effects

[01:04:17] It's not it's a horror movie, but it's just dumb. It was horror horrifying

[01:04:22] So yeah, basically this town like I don't even know what to say about it

[01:04:26] It's gonna have something to say about it

[01:04:28] There's like a serial killer in this town and then he died and now he comes back through a videotape

[01:04:35] Which makes no sense and there's random noises that turns everybody cell phones off

[01:04:40] Which has nothing to do with anything and these two outsiders come and buy the

[01:04:46] hotel that this guy apparently owned or no, this is where the murders took place apparently and

[01:04:52] That really doesn't connect to anything either

[01:04:54] It's just a lot of random ideas that add up to nothing with bad acting. It's a rage

[01:05:00] It sounds awesome. I might watch that tonight when I get home. You definitely should Jim

[01:05:07] So

[01:05:09] This

[01:05:10] Okay, here's the important question. Yes

[01:05:13] This has a 2.9 on IMDB

[01:05:17] comparing it to our Glen Powell movie

[01:05:21] What do you think deserves a higher rating on IMDB?

[01:05:29] if they're on

[01:05:31] Just because at least the Glen Powell movie if you didn't listen to it

[01:05:36] It looked like it was professionally made

[01:05:39] Then the Glen Powell movie was better even though you had to look at Glen Powell

[01:05:45] Okay, but they're both god-awful and it should never be watched by anybody

[01:05:51] It's like would you like this piece of turd that smells really bad or this piece of turd that smells a little worse

[01:05:58] Nice. I don't want either pieces of turd Jim

[01:06:02] Well, you know what we didn't get the name

[01:06:06] Film love no, we didn't we got the

[01:06:11] Ridiculous and I get to have something exciting because guess what?

[01:06:16] Bryce did not do his job

[01:06:18] I want to actually you know what I want to put forward no in theaters

[01:06:21] And you got to be able to find it on a DVD

[01:06:24] It's had to have a DVD release cuz I guarantee this thing never even made how would you know if they had a

[01:06:29] Just looking it up. How would you know?

[01:06:32] Okay, I'm listening grabbing from the listeners dare bag good for you. Oh wow

[01:06:37] Do you think this one has a DVD release? It's called werewolves on wheels

[01:06:43] Sweet there's no way that had a theatrical release either

[01:06:47] Sounds fun. I know right

[01:06:50] Man our listeners dare bag sun is on TV. I'd watch it

[01:06:55] Is it maybe it did have a release is from 1971. Yeah

[01:07:00] Hey, that's would be why I didn't never heard of it. I don't know how the heck you're gonna find it

[01:07:05] Yeah, well if I can't then I'll have to watch something else. Maybe I'll watch a wakefield project. Yeah

[01:07:12] Love a double week. I would imagine that if it was released in 1971 there was no straight-up video

[01:07:19] So it had to play somewhere right?

[01:07:21] So it definitely had a theatrical release that old usually you can find for free in places

[01:07:26] Like maybe on YouTube or if we're lucky I can find it on to be

[01:07:33] To be tastic did 265 grand in 1971 is good money back then

[01:07:38] Yeah, that's certainly a lot more than

[01:07:41] 10,000 divided by 8. It sure is

[01:07:44] right true

[01:07:47] I kind of want to watch this now. Maybe we'll watch it together

[01:07:50] I

[01:07:53] Excellent, maybe what are the live? Why are the listeners giving you gems like this?

[01:08:00] This looks like the greatest movie that's ever this this gang thought it was tough

[01:08:06] Do we make werewolves till it found a new type of hell the bride of Satan?

[01:08:12] Oh, that's the tagline. Come on. Guess what? It's on

[01:08:16] To be and on plex nice, oh

[01:08:20] Jim is a lucky boy

[01:08:22] You know what if you would just fill your bag

[01:08:25] I might get some terrible stuff, but apparently our listeners dare bag of meh has returned

[01:08:30] Yeah, nice actually might be be a listeners dare bag of Mondo. This might be Mondo

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