Episode 249 - Hey Jim, IMDb lists Back to Black as Rated R

[00:00:04] It's time to feel the rage

[00:00:08] Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies in theaters streaming and call classic films as well

[00:00:14] Directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage

[00:00:17] My name is Bryce and I'm part of the Film Rage crew which also includes Jim

[00:00:21] Hiiii

[00:00:24] Bryce

[00:00:27] Yes and also we have the Merman who I think are you doubling up on the Film Rage gear today or is that just one?

[00:00:32] This is a cuff

[00:00:34] Oh sorry film raging cuff

[00:00:36] It's like frozen in here

[00:00:38] Yeah well somebody's furnace is broken

[00:00:40] Somebody's not saying who but

[00:00:42] It's only minus 50

[00:00:44] Oh it's not that bad you bunch of wusses

[00:00:47] So with the introductions out of the way let's rage on

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[00:01:15] Well watch it if it played anywhere in the world in a cinema and isn't a kids movie

[00:01:22] Huh

[00:01:24] Kids movie

[00:01:25] Kids movie

[00:01:26] We'll talk about that later

[00:01:27] Now let's get to raging

[00:01:29] We don't watch kids movies

[00:01:31] I think at least two of you might have

[00:01:33] We're kinda being replaced by a dog

[00:01:37] That's right

[00:01:38] He's trying

[00:01:39] He wants to push the buttons

[00:01:40] He just wants attention from the Merman

[00:01:42] Speaking of buttons

[00:01:43] What did the amazing Merman predict

[00:01:45] What did the amazing Merman predict

[00:01:47] Will he predict a rage

[00:01:49] Or will he predict a no

[00:01:51] Will he tell us all what Bryce and Jim saw

[00:01:54] I'm actually curious about this part

[00:02:10] What did we actually see this week

[00:02:12] This could be the shortest segment ever because I have no freaking idea what Bryce saw

[00:02:19] Because he won't tell us

[00:02:20] Yeah it's a surprise

[00:02:22] Did you see two of the movies

[00:02:24] You see any of them

[00:02:26] That is for me to know

[00:02:28] Well no that determines the segment

[00:02:30] You can still predict what he would have thought

[00:02:32] He might as well just go on to the next segment then

[00:02:34] He's not gonna tell me what he actually watched

[00:02:36] Just predicted anyways

[00:02:38] Alright we went to see

[00:02:39] You should predict which ones you should say and Bryce didn't see this one

[00:02:43] I'm not the freaking amazing Kreskin here

[00:02:46] I think that would be pretty impressive

[00:02:48] I think you know one that I for sure didn't see

[00:02:51] Yes

[00:02:52] If you think about it

[00:02:54] Probably the same one that I didn't see

[00:02:56] If you really think about it

[00:02:58] If you really think about it

[00:03:00] Alright shut up

[00:03:02] Yes

[00:03:04] Jim and I went to see If

[00:03:06] That's right

[00:03:08] I will say that I did not see the kitty movie

[00:03:11] In a theater full of kids

[00:03:13] Yes

[00:03:15] Annoying parents

[00:03:17] But that's not the most annoying experience we had in cinemas

[00:03:20] No it was not it was second

[00:03:22] Alright well more on that later apparently

[00:03:24] Since you didn't see that I guess I only had Jim

[00:03:27] Yes

[00:03:28] So yeah we both enjoyed it

[00:03:30] We had some tears at the end there

[00:03:32] I don't think he mottled it

[00:03:35] I think he might have given it a man

[00:03:38] Alright

[00:03:39] I'm sorry they were talking about if there were tears at the end

[00:03:42] Of course there was

[00:03:43] Oh my goodness gracious

[00:03:45] Apparently you don't know nothing

[00:03:47] Cause you have no soul

[00:03:49] That's right and you have preconceived ideas without seeing the movie Bryce

[00:03:53] You guys go to your kitty movies

[00:03:55] Okay well you just keep believing what you believe mister

[00:03:58] That's right

[00:03:59] Don't stop believing is what I say

[00:04:01] Yeah don't get him started

[00:04:02] You're not the only one Murr other people have said that

[00:04:05] What you had no soul?

[00:04:07] No don't stop believing I believe it's a song

[00:04:11] The second one we went to

[00:04:13] Yes

[00:04:14] Also a torsionate experience

[00:04:17] For a whole different reason

[00:04:19] The Strangers chapter one which apparently I'm thinking it's a remake

[00:04:23] They say the third one in the series but I think it's a remake

[00:04:26] No it's chapter one so it's like

[00:04:29] Yeah but they made two already

[00:04:30] Yeah but this is going back to the beginning

[00:04:33] If you had seen the movie it was basically a remake

[00:04:35] It's a remake of the first one

[00:04:38] So that ticket you didn't see that one either?

[00:04:41] Well he might have but maybe he doesn't know the difference

[00:04:43] Cause they're all the same

[00:04:45] I'm gonna go double rage on it cause I sure as hell raged about it

[00:04:48] There we go oh and you're predicting a no C for me right?

[00:04:51] I don't know what the hell

[00:04:52] No C or a rage

[00:04:54] That's not part of the deal Bryce if you're not gonna share then I'll just make it up

[00:05:00] Last one is Back to Black which honestly I didn't know what the hell it was until oh yeah

[00:05:05] It's the Amy Winehouse thing

[00:05:07] I don't like Amy Winehouse

[00:05:09] I don't like her music there's no way in hell I'd go see a biography about her

[00:05:12] Right

[00:05:13] But you guys might have I know you did Jim did

[00:05:16] Yes I did

[00:05:17] So yeah let's go double man what the hell who cares

[00:05:20] Alright I love it

[00:05:22] Nice

[00:05:23] Yeah

[00:05:24] That is solid

[00:05:26] Solid as a rock

[00:05:29] Dun dun dun

[00:05:30] Alright I guess I get to start

[00:05:31] And as poor love say

[00:05:33] Cause Bryce doesn't go to movies anymore

[00:05:35] Apparently not

[00:05:36] The thrill is still hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

[00:05:39] Are we done?

[00:05:41] Yeah

[00:05:42] If you're gonna start with that then you gotta sing it least to that

[00:05:45] Solid as a rock

[00:05:46] And as for love's sake

[00:05:49] The thrill is still hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

[00:05:53] Ashford and Simpson's you're Mr. 80s

[00:05:56] Never heard of them

[00:05:57] What

[00:05:58] You don't remember

[00:05:59] Solid as a rock

[00:06:00] No I don't

[00:06:01] Dun dun dun

[00:06:02] Maybe I saw it commercial

[00:06:03] And as for love's sake

[00:06:06] The thrill is still hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

[00:06:11] Now he's gonna listen to that on the way home

[00:06:13] No I'm not

[00:06:14] You need to not start it again otherwise

[00:06:16] I'm waiting for you to shut up

[00:06:18] He's addicted

[00:06:19] Alright so when did we see Murray in cinema

[00:06:21] I don't know am I allowed to talk now

[00:06:22] Yes

[00:06:23] You can talk anytime you want

[00:06:24] I just won't say that thing that'll get him started

[00:06:27] Yeah well it doesn't take much to get him going on

[00:06:29] No

[00:06:30] Apparently

[00:06:31] You might mention one word and he starts singing the entire catalog of some artists I've never heard of

[00:06:34] But part of it is because it's so cold in here he's trying to warm it up with his hot breath

[00:06:37] Is that what he's doing

[00:06:38] With his hot breath

[00:06:39] Well that ain't working

[00:06:40] I'm looking for the kindling and the matches right now

[00:06:43] Where's your hotboxing from last week when you filled the theater with farts and rice

[00:06:48] Yeah really

[00:06:50] Okay

[00:06:51] I don't think I was the only one Jim

[00:06:53] It's true

[00:06:54] So

[00:06:55] I should have had some beans before coming

[00:06:56] Alright so we saw If together

[00:06:58] Also known as Imaginary Friends

[00:07:00] Yes

[00:07:02] If is a story of a 12 year old girl who's going through a difficult time

[00:07:06] Yes

[00:07:07] Her father is having heart surgery and her mother recently died of cancer

[00:07:11] And apparently her grandmother doesn't give a crap which she does because she just walks around New York all day

[00:07:17] She begins to see everyone's imaginary friends who have been left behind by the kids who have grown up and forgotten them

[00:07:24] She sets out to find out the ifs

[00:07:27] Find the ifs of new kids to befriend

[00:07:30] Helping her along the way is Cal

[00:07:32] Laid by the Rye Rye himself

[00:07:34] Yes

[00:07:35] The Rye Rye

[00:07:37] Sweet Rye Rye

[00:07:38] I normally stay away from kids movies for two big reasons

[00:07:43] Kids

[00:07:44] Noisy kids and obnoxious parents

[00:07:48] We had plenty of both at our screening

[00:07:51] I nearly sold out one on a Monday afternoon which of course was also a holiday

[00:07:55] Yep

[00:07:56] So

[00:07:57] Holiday

[00:07:58] To paraphrase the song which I'm sorry I'm about to do this

[00:08:02] Don't get him started

[00:08:03] Parents to the left of us and brass to the right of us

[00:08:07] I was stuck in the middle with Jim

[00:08:09] Yeah

[00:08:10] Hey wait that is even almost a line

[00:08:12] It's almost a line

[00:08:14] That's why I said paraphrase

[00:08:15] Yeah

[00:08:16] This could have spelled disaster for us

[00:08:18] Luckily the movie delivered

[00:08:21] To be clear this is not a kids movie per se

[00:08:25] Yes there were plenty of CGI creatures voiced by a huge cast of Hollywood stars

[00:08:30] Like Steve Carell, Bradley Cooper, Richard Jenkins, Emily Blunt, George Clooney, Matt Damon

[00:08:37] Matt Damon

[00:08:38] Sam Rockwell, Amy Schumer and Louis Gossett Jr. in his final film

[00:08:44] However this is Kaylee Fleming's movie

[00:08:47] She was adorable and charming and funny and heartwarming

[00:08:52] Truly a CLF

[00:08:54] Ron Reynolds was also totes adorbs doing what he does best

[00:09:00] This film had a slow start I wasn't sure what it was going to be

[00:09:04] It seemed pretty serious for a kids movie

[00:09:06] I mean you know a mother died of cancer in the first five minutes of the movie

[00:09:09] Yeah hey kids

[00:09:12] And it wasn't really that funny

[00:09:14] Once the second act started I started to become more invested in the characters

[00:09:18] During the third act it really tied itself together and started to make a lot more sense

[00:09:23] And by the end all the grown ups in the audience were wiping tears to their eyes including me and my BFF

[00:09:30] It isn't crude it's family friendly

[00:09:33] Children will probably find it slow and boring at times

[00:09:37] The moral of the film might go over a child's head but there is plenty of humor and subject matter aimed at children

[00:09:43] For a kids movie that John Krasinski wrote for his own children

[00:09:47] There were a lot of grown up themes involved

[00:09:50] Kaylee Fleming and Ryan Reynolds and Steve Carell were mondo

[00:09:54] The rest of the film was a very high man

[00:09:57] Which for a kids movie is high praise for me

[00:10:00] Yeah indeed

[00:10:02] Sorry you said George Clooney are you talking about Rosemary Clooney's nephew?

[00:10:07] Yes

[00:10:08] Oh okay

[00:10:09] That's why you got to be confused

[00:10:10] You got to be more specific

[00:10:12] Only for you

[00:10:13] Because I'm like who the hell is George Clooney and then I remembered

[00:10:16] You know what I think that might be Rosemary Clooney's nephew

[00:10:19] Which is really how you should refer to them I think so people know who you're talking about

[00:10:23] It's kind of like when you're talking about Ben Affleck Murray you should say pretty much Matt Damon's buddy the one who can't act

[00:10:29] Whatever

[00:10:30] That's the one

[00:10:31] Or just call it Mr. J-Lo

[00:10:33] Or you could call him accurately

[00:10:34] News alert apparently

[00:10:35] The finest actor of mine or anybody else's generation Mr. Ben Affleck

[00:10:39] Apparently J-Lo is moving on to another man already

[00:10:41] Well you know what she's probably tired of his bad acting

[00:10:44] And why would I care what J-Lo's doing? Who the hell is J-Lo?

[00:10:48] Because you care about the guy she's married to

[00:10:50] That's right

[00:10:51] I don't

[00:10:52] Who's she married to?

[00:10:53] How do you are you deeply caring about Ben Affleck in his personal life?

[00:10:58] I could care less about his personal life

[00:11:00] We've been over this Jim

[00:11:01] I don't care about anybody's personal life

[00:11:03] It has no bearing on anything that I look at

[00:11:06] It has no bearing on my opinions about them in any way

[00:11:10] It's their ability to act

[00:11:12] Alright well let's talk about if that Ben Affleck was not in

[00:11:16] Not in

[00:11:17] No

[00:11:18] But Rosemary Clooney's nephew was

[00:11:20] Well he wasn't in much either

[00:11:21] In a very small bit part

[00:11:22] No

[00:11:23] So kids films

[00:11:26] Rated G kid films

[00:11:28] Are not normally films that we actually go and see or even review

[00:11:32] In fact if it's a kid film we actually have a rule that we don't see them

[00:11:37] In this case it is a kids film that transcends kids films

[00:11:44] And makes it into that special category of fantasy family films

[00:11:50] Say that five times fast

[00:11:52] In the vein of The Wizard of Oz or Labyrinth and now also If

[00:11:58] This film is actually a little too heavy for most of the kids that go to see this

[00:12:03] And I know this because more than half of them were like all at the same time saying in the cinema

[00:12:11] What the fuck just happened

[00:12:13] Which you don't usually hear from a four year old

[00:12:15] That's right but they were like what the fuck is happening mommy

[00:12:18] Then five minutes later there was this one genius kid in the cinema that stood up and said

[00:12:26] Oh I get it

[00:12:28] They actually emanate shamalama ding dong to us

[00:12:32] And then I'm like that's right

[00:12:33] He actually got it before I did

[00:12:34] That's right genius

[00:12:36] Well it wasn't exactly those words

[00:12:39] But it was exactly that

[00:12:42] But he shared it with the entire cinema

[00:12:45] That was nice of him

[00:12:46] Yeah it was very nice because all the kids were kind of going like what the fuck is going on

[00:12:49] I don't get it

[00:12:50] All the other kids were yelling stuff out so why shouldn't

[00:12:52] Yeah it was like a giant party in your house

[00:12:56] That's one thing you have to get used to in a cinema full of kids and parents

[00:13:02] Kids asking questions and moms trying to go shh

[00:13:06] Trying to control them basically

[00:13:07] And whisper what's happening

[00:13:09] So that was kind of fun actually

[00:13:11] I was fully enjoying this experience

[00:13:13] Which made me already my cry babying blubberfest cry even more

[00:13:19] Because for the last 20 minutes of this I didn't do anything but cry

[00:13:24] I don't want to tell any spoilers in this

[00:13:27] But it is a film about imaginary friends or ifs

[00:13:31] I'm not sure if that's giving anything away

[00:13:33] A young lady who's 12 as Murray's already said

[00:13:36] Who loses her mom at a very young age

[00:13:39] And at 12 goes back to her family home where her grandma lives

[00:13:43] And her dad has to go to special treatments at the hospital

[00:13:48] What does that mean?

[00:13:51] We don't know

[00:13:53] They didn't really talk about why he was even in there

[00:13:56] He was in the hospital at the start of the movie he never left

[00:13:58] But yeah she was on her own pretty much because the grandmother didn't really care where she went

[00:14:02] Well I think the grandma was just allowing her to probably go through what she was going through

[00:14:06] A 12 year old doesn't want her around the big city

[00:14:08] Yeah there is so much going on in this film

[00:14:12] There is, surprisingly there is

[00:14:14] And for our lead Kaylee Fleming who plays Bea, spelled B-E-A

[00:14:19] And the story they build for all of these magical and fun

[00:14:25] And had all 10 adults bawling their eyes out by the end of this film

[00:14:34] This film is heavy, it's light hearted, it's warm

[00:14:39] And oh yeah it's also not a kids movie Bryce

[00:14:43] It's also a mondo

[00:14:46] I freaking love this film

[00:14:48] I went like just one row below a mondo

[00:14:52] It was almost, it was a kids movie

[00:14:54] I can't give a kids movie a mondo

[00:14:56] Well see it's not a kids movie

[00:14:58] It's a fantasy movie which I am a huge fan of

[00:15:03] And for these type of movies it was the same thing with Up for me

[00:15:07] Like the first 20 minutes of Up I was crying

[00:15:10] The last 20 minutes of this one I was crying

[00:15:12] And if you can bring me to tears in a motherfucking kids rated G movie

[00:15:16] Which really isn't a kids movie

[00:15:18] This is a family, family movie that parents will be able to talk about grief

[00:15:23] And all of the things that kids from a young age don't get yet

[00:15:28] The thing that I actually didn't write down but I want to mention is

[00:15:31] Yo Jim and I are old

[00:15:33] As fuck

[00:15:34] Yeah and you know back when we were kids we didn't have video games

[00:15:40] And well maybe three channels on TV

[00:15:44] I had Pong

[00:15:45] You had Pong, I didn't even have that

[00:15:47] I had Pong

[00:15:48] I was in a small town

[00:15:49] But yeah you're not old

[00:15:50] You just went and bought Pong

[00:15:51] I'm just saying we didn't have a lot of toys

[00:15:53] We didn't have a lot of

[00:15:54] We had sticks and rocks

[00:15:55] Devices we had, you know go play outside

[00:15:57] That's right

[00:15:58] So yes we had to use our imaginations

[00:16:02] And our imaginary friends

[00:16:03] And that I think is maybe one of the problems with this movie is

[00:16:06] Kids today don't need to use imaginations

[00:16:09] Because they have devices in front of them

[00:16:12] That can make them imagine stuff

[00:16:13] 24-7

[00:16:14] So yeah it's great that they have these latest technology

[00:16:17] But they stop using your imaginations

[00:16:20] This movie had a very good message about that

[00:16:23] It's like it's always okay to use your imagination

[00:16:26] Yeah it was

[00:16:27] There was so much going on in this movie that like

[00:16:31] That's how I know it's not a kids movie because

[00:16:34] Almost every kid

[00:16:35] And there was a lot of kids that were

[00:16:37] This is the sort of child who by the way was like 17

[00:16:40] According to the IMDB

[00:16:41] She wasn't actually 12

[00:16:42] But in the movie she played a 12 year old

[00:16:44] But she wasn't actually that young

[00:16:46] That's probably why she was such a good actor actually

[00:16:47] Yeah for sure

[00:16:48] But yeah it had enough adults in it to make it go

[00:16:51] And just some of the voices

[00:16:52] I mean Lou Gossett Jr.

[00:16:54] In like his last role ever

[00:16:56] Richard Jenkins was so awesome

[00:16:59] His character didn't even recognize that voice

[00:17:01] He even looked like Richard Jenkins in the thing

[00:17:03] So they nailed it

[00:17:05] And what's her name Amy Schumer who was a gummy bear

[00:17:08] That basically had a flatulence problem

[00:17:10] Yeah Bryce takes that

[00:17:11] Yeah it was funny

[00:17:12] Yeah so here's my suggestion Bryce

[00:17:14] You're making it sound worse and worse by the way

[00:17:16] The more you guys talk

[00:17:17] You should see it when it comes out

[00:17:20] Whatever

[00:17:21] Wait it's out now

[00:17:22] I'll probably see

[00:17:23] Go see it tonight after this podcast

[00:17:25] That's right

[00:17:26] Alright so Strangers Chapter 1

[00:17:28] Bryce did you get to see Strangers Chapter 1?

[00:17:31] Uh no

[00:17:32] Alright I didn't think you did

[00:17:34] Alright so Strangers Chapter 1

[00:17:38] Is Tamara motherfucking finally home?

[00:17:45] Oh sorry

[00:17:47] Tamara

[00:17:48] Was she in the first one too?

[00:17:49] She's in every one

[00:17:50] I don't remember the first one

[00:17:51] They're always asking for Tamara

[00:17:53] They ask for her in the first one too?

[00:17:54] Every single one

[00:17:55] And I was promised

[00:17:57] I was finally going to know

[00:17:59] Who the motherfuck was

[00:18:01] Tamara

[00:18:02] Sorry it's not Tamara

[00:18:03] It's Tamara

[00:18:04] We know it Tamara

[00:18:05] Yeah exactly

[00:18:06] We don't know a Tamara

[00:18:08] We don't know a Tamara

[00:18:09] No

[00:18:10] Though it's spelled the same

[00:18:11] It is

[00:18:12] It's true

[00:18:13] But I guess this is going to be a trilogy

[00:18:15] If this makes money maybe

[00:18:16] So maybe we will find that out in the third one

[00:18:20] I'm not sure why they basically remade the first one

[00:18:23] But that's exactly what we did with this film

[00:18:26] Which was made in 2008

[00:18:28] Yeah

[00:18:29] And was apparently too vintage of a film quality

[00:18:35] And wasn't

[00:18:37] I'm confused why they remade this

[00:18:39] It made no sense

[00:18:40] Yeah and they

[00:18:41] It's supposed to be Chapter 1 of this trilogy

[00:18:43] But it didn't take place before the original

[00:18:48] Because they had all the latest technology

[00:18:51] Yeah it's almost like a reboot

[00:18:53] And they wanted to do

[00:18:54] It totally was

[00:18:55] And the story

[00:18:56] Now it's not an exact remake of the first one

[00:19:00] Because there is a few differences in it

[00:19:02] But it's basically the same story

[00:19:04] Yeah

[00:19:05] Also not sure why

[00:19:08] There is a thing about small towns in the middle of nowhere

[00:19:12] Which seems to be a common theme in these movies

[00:19:16] Where they have to make everybody a suspect

[00:19:18] They go to the diner and everyone is staring

[00:19:21] And they are trying to build some kind of evil town or something

[00:19:25] Because my experience in small towns

[00:19:27] They don't like strangers

[00:19:28] Is that they are as friendly as fuck

[00:19:30] They are

[00:19:31] They go into a small town

[00:19:32] I grew up in a small town

[00:19:33] Everybody says hi

[00:19:34] Everybody is friendly

[00:19:35] This happens way too many times in movies

[00:19:37] And so I'm really calling it out for being stupid

[00:19:40] Oh totally

[00:19:41] I'm not going to small towns and making them look like they are all fucking creepy

[00:19:44] Because it's not a thing

[00:19:45] And it didn't make the film more surprising or scary

[00:19:49] So once I got past this fact

[00:19:52] That this didn't need to be made at all

[00:19:54] I tried to get myself into the movie

[00:19:57] So here are the good things about it

[00:19:59] The suspense is very well done

[00:20:01] The atmosphere throughout the film

[00:20:03] The up close angles of the bad guys

[00:20:05] And the confrontations in person with the bad guys and the good guys

[00:20:09] Was also very well done

[00:20:11] The bad things would be

[00:20:13] PGI horror

[00:20:14] The people who make bad decisions

[00:20:17] Like when shit goes wrong

[00:20:19] Don't run to the forest

[00:20:21] Get on the road and start running to town

[00:20:23] Or when someone is chopping the bathroom door down

[00:20:28] Break the fucking window and go out the window

[00:20:31] Like the whole time

[00:20:32] Just wait for him to get in

[00:20:33] He's breaking through the door in the bathroom

[00:20:37] And so what are they doing?

[00:20:39] And then it's funny because after that she looks at the window and goes

[00:20:42] Oh there's a window right there

[00:20:43] It's like yeah you knew there was a window

[00:20:45] Because you ran into the bathroom looking at the window

[00:20:48] It's like no

[00:20:50] What were you expecting to do?

[00:20:52] That part was completely dumb

[00:20:56] Just break the window and get the fuck out

[00:20:59] This film didn't need to be made

[00:21:01] Which angers me all of the time

[00:21:03] Because why can't they just make an original story

[00:21:06] Like the rest of the world seems to have no problem doing

[00:21:09] Yeah no, Americans don't do that

[00:21:11] We are now getting a trilogy

[00:21:13] If this one makes money

[00:21:15] We are because according to IMDB

[00:21:17] The director Renny Harlan who made that terrible Pirates movie

[00:21:21] He made all three at the same time

[00:21:24] So all three are already done

[00:21:26] They're already in the can

[00:21:28] Even if this one tanks they're still going to release the other two

[00:21:31] Because they've already made them

[00:21:32] It might be direct to video but they're still going to release them

[00:21:35] Yeah that may be what happens

[00:21:37] The story is exactly the same as the original

[00:21:40] It was a little better than the original in my opinion

[00:21:44] For the suspense building

[00:21:46] But come on could they please murder more people already

[00:21:50] I did like seeing the little Mormon kids in it again

[00:21:53] From the first one

[00:21:55] So I guess

[00:21:56] Mormon kids?

[00:21:57] Yeah those little Mormon kids

[00:21:58] Guys the mask?

[00:21:59] The Mormon kids

[00:22:00] They showed them near the end of the movie

[00:22:02] They were on their bikes

[00:22:04] I must have missed that

[00:22:06] So those ones are in the original first one

[00:22:10] So I guess this gets a meh for the Mormons

[00:22:13] And for the suspense

[00:22:15] I wasn't happy that they remade it

[00:22:17] But it was better than the first one

[00:22:19] And I did re-watch both the originals before I watched this

[00:22:22] It was meh

[00:22:24] But the first one had Luke Wilson

[00:22:26] Yeah so it still wasn't that good

[00:22:28] He's an artist

[00:22:29] Yeah unfortunately she's just unwatchable

[00:22:32] Yeah

[00:22:34] You're being way too generous by the way

[00:22:36] Which apparently is true because when's the last time you saw Liv Tyler in a movie?

[00:22:39] Never she doesn't do them anymore

[00:22:41] She's waiting for her dad to die so she can get all his money

[00:22:46] Maybe

[00:22:48] Who knows

[00:22:49] Okay I have one important question

[00:22:52] What's that?

[00:22:53] Is it a horror film if nobody dies?

[00:22:56] Somebody died

[00:22:57] Like two people one was an accident

[00:22:59] Well one of them died we don't know if they're the

[00:23:02] Oh sorry we're giving away spoilers

[00:23:04] Oh wait watch the first movie you'll know already what happens

[00:23:06] Exactly no two of them died but the one was not killed by the masked freaks

[00:23:12] So that was an accident

[00:23:14] Yeah spoiler alert

[00:23:16] That was a thought that was running through my head while I was watching this

[00:23:20] So do you think it was more of a thriller?

[00:23:22] When is someone going to be killed?

[00:23:24] Do you think it was more of a thriller then?

[00:23:26] I don't think it was an horror movie

[00:23:28] Well besides that running through my head also

[00:23:33] In the back row were a bunch of teenagers who thought it would be funny

[00:23:37] To use a laser pointer on the screen during the slow parts

[00:23:42] For the whole fucking movie

[00:23:44] Yeah it's kind of funny

[00:23:46] I had some murderous thoughts about them I can tell you

[00:23:49] And it wouldn't have taken 90 minutes to get it done I can tell you that

[00:23:53] Sounds hilarious

[00:23:55] I went into the management and got some free passes out of it

[00:23:58] Which was more than anybody else in that screening

[00:24:01] No there was another couple that also got it

[00:24:03] There was a couple that complained I don't know if they got passes

[00:24:06] Yeah they got passes too

[00:24:08] Anyway so I digress

[00:24:10] As people may know I don't like horror films especially slasher type films

[00:24:16] They basically start at a rage for me

[00:24:19] And have to work themselves up to a meh if they're not completely stupid

[00:24:24] This one didn't even make it there

[00:24:27] It was basically a remake of the original

[00:24:30] Which I barely liked

[00:24:32] So you thought this one was worse than the original?

[00:24:35] I don't even remember the first one

[00:24:37] I've never seen the first one in the theater

[00:24:39] I didn't see the second one

[00:24:41] This one was better than the first one

[00:24:43] 90 minutes and almost no kills

[00:24:46] Yes there were some suspenseful moments

[00:24:48] But that's what this movie is it's all about the suspense and the creepiness

[00:24:52] But I didn't see it

[00:24:54] It was too slow

[00:24:56] Movies are always not slow enough

[00:24:58] So I'm actually going to like

[00:25:00] I gotta go watch this

[00:25:02] If I had gone with you guys at a 10 o'clock screening

[00:25:04] I would have been asleep in the first 5 minutes

[00:25:06] He would have what?

[00:25:08] Guaranteed, but enough action

[00:25:10] That doesn't sound right

[00:25:12] There were some suspenseful moments and a couple that made us jump a little bit

[00:25:15] There were just too many stupid moments that ruined the experience

[00:25:20] For example, she's already scared

[00:25:23] But decides to get high anyway

[00:25:26] To make her even more paranoid

[00:25:28] Who smokes weed when you're paranoid already?

[00:25:31] And alone

[00:25:33] Then she plays the piano

[00:25:35] But a record is already playing

[00:25:39] They also make a ton of unnecessary noise

[00:25:41] When they are hiding and trying to be quiet

[00:25:44] Using lights and lighters in dark spaces

[00:25:47] When you are trying to hide

[00:25:49] Yelling each other's names as you run through the forest

[00:25:53] The biggest one for me was

[00:25:55] Running away into the dark woods after a car crash

[00:25:59] Spoiler alert, yeah

[00:26:01] They almost get away and then

[00:26:03] The bad guys crash into them

[00:26:05] And kill their vehicle

[00:26:07] So they run off into the forest

[00:26:09] Meanwhile, the bad guy's truck is sitting there running with the door open

[00:26:14] Stupid

[00:26:16] It's stupid crap like that that makes me hate horror films

[00:26:20] Of course it's a rage

[00:26:22] The only thing I enjoyed was spending time with my homeboy Jim

[00:26:25] Yes, we had fun

[00:26:27] It was a good afternoon outing

[00:26:29] As we celebrated the Queen's birthday or death day

[00:26:34] So is it a death day we celebrate for Victoria Day or her birthday?

[00:26:38] Actually, yeah, the last queen was Elizabeth

[00:26:40] So the one before that was Victoria

[00:26:42] What are we celebrating it for?

[00:26:45] I don't know

[00:26:46] Because we used to be a commonwealth

[00:26:48] Can we not change this because it sounds pretty colonialist

[00:26:51] I'm pretty sure they were celebrating that before we were a country

[00:26:54] So it's just stuck in the books

[00:26:56] Yeah, but I just don't get it

[00:26:58] It's just a long weekend, that's the only excuse

[00:27:00] Well then change it to something else

[00:27:02] Call it camping weekend in May

[00:27:05] There you go

[00:27:06] Right?

[00:27:07] Because that's what you did, Bryce

[00:27:09] I did

[00:27:10] It was cold

[00:27:11] You were in the woods

[00:27:12] Of course it was

[00:27:13] Almost as cold as this basin

[00:27:14] Well, you were not alone

[00:27:16] Because at least half of the city that we live in were out in the mountains trying to do camping as well

[00:27:23] They got all the rain that you did

[00:27:25] We got snow

[00:27:26] I don't remember snow

[00:27:27] To be fair, it wasn't that bad

[00:27:29] The first night was not great

[00:27:31] But it's like that every May long weekend

[00:27:34] It's colder in my house than it was in the tent for the second few nights

[00:27:38] It's been nice and sunny in a May long weekend in I don't know how many years

[00:27:40] Since I moved here

[00:27:42] It's not a thing in Calgary

[00:27:44] It's just not a thing

[00:27:45] No

[00:27:46] We just get used to it

[00:27:47] Alright, so the last movie that I know I saw

[00:27:51] Bryce, did you get to see this movie?

[00:27:53] Which movie was that?

[00:27:54] Back to Black

[00:27:58] I did see this

[00:27:59] Oh, I thought you might have saw that with Kim before you left

[00:28:01] That was the one I thought you didn't want to see

[00:28:03] Alright, well let me tell you about Back to Black

[00:28:07] Please do

[00:28:08] Biopics

[00:28:10] The amount of times I saw this trailer leading up to seeing this

[00:28:15] And every time I kept thinking the whole time

[00:28:19] I really am not looking forward to this film

[00:28:22] The story starts and everything seemed staged and contrived

[00:28:30] Including the dialogue and the pacing and pretty much the whole story

[00:28:34] The whole time I'm not connected to Amy at all

[00:28:38] And I didn't connect to anyone the entire film

[00:28:41] But mostly

[00:28:43] Because it's her film

[00:28:46] But mostly not with her

[00:28:48] And they don't really build her character at all through the entire film

[00:28:52] This film should have drawn me in

[00:28:55] And based on the story they told

[00:28:58] It should have felt anything

[00:29:01] And I should have felt anything

[00:29:03] Or at least something

[00:29:05] By the time we got to the end

[00:29:07] I felt nothing

[00:29:09] The only one that I actually connected with at all was her nan

[00:29:13] Quote unquote

[00:29:14] I didn't really see how she got to this point of her being an addict

[00:29:19] That wasn't developed either

[00:29:21] She came off at the beginning of the film

[00:29:23] As the type of person who didn't take shit from anyone

[00:29:25] And quickly seemed to lose her identity

[00:29:28] Maybe that's what happened

[00:29:31] And they wanted us to feel that way

[00:29:33] But it felt off and didn't feel connected at all

[00:29:37] It felt disjointed

[00:29:39] I got bored and it was way too long

[00:29:42] And did not make me want to download her album

[00:29:45] And for me a biopic about a musician

[00:29:47] When I walk out of that film

[00:29:49] If I've connected to anything

[00:29:51] I want to download their entire content and I want to listen to it

[00:29:53] Didn't feel that at all

[00:29:55] So maybe if you're an Amy fan this will work for you

[00:29:59] But for me this film didn't change my mind about the feelings

[00:30:03] From when I saw the trailer a million times

[00:30:05] Only now I had over two hours of this trailer in a film

[00:30:10] From what I understand of Amy Winehouse's life

[00:30:14] There isn't a way in hell this should have been a rated G film

[00:30:18] And that's exactly what it was

[00:30:20] This biopic was rated motherfucking G

[00:30:23] It was the same rating

[00:30:25] I thought it was a drama, I think it was a biopic

[00:30:27] No, but it's a...

[00:30:29] Yeah, but they actually cast somebody as her

[00:30:31] It wasn't like it was a bunch of footage of her

[00:30:34] No, no, but that's what a biopic is, Murray

[00:30:36] It's an actual biography and it's a film

[00:30:41] So that's what we got

[00:30:42] We got a rated G version of Amy Winehouse's life

[00:30:46] Which there's no way in hell

[00:30:48] So there isn't a G in Mondo

[00:30:50] And there isn't a G in M.A.

[00:30:52] But you know where there is a G?

[00:30:55] Why are you saying it was rated G?

[00:30:57] It's a rage, because it was rated G

[00:31:00] Go on IMDB

[00:31:01] It's rated 14A

[00:31:03] Well, it was rated G when I looked at it when I went there

[00:31:05] Stop quoting me IMDB

[00:31:07] It's driving me insane

[00:31:09] Because IMDB is about as accurate as...

[00:31:11] It should be accurate

[00:31:12] It's not

[00:31:13] It's the internet movie database

[00:31:15] It's as accurate as Wikipedia is

[00:31:17] No

[00:31:19] Is it?

[00:31:20] Yeah

[00:31:21] It's not rated G, Jim

[00:31:23] Well, it felt like it was rated G

[00:31:25] Was there any swearing in it?

[00:31:27] Maybe a swearing?

[00:31:29] Did they show her ODing on drugs?

[00:31:32] No

[00:31:33] There was also some nudity in it

[00:31:36] Brief nudity

[00:31:37] Yeah, that's not G

[00:31:39] You still felt G to me

[00:31:40] Oh my god

[00:31:41] Everything that you would imagine from someone who has her history

[00:31:45] That anybody knows anything about Amy Winehouse

[00:31:48] This was a painted version of that

[00:31:52] We got no reality whatsoever

[00:31:54] It was odd

[00:31:55] I went in not knowing anything about her

[00:31:57] See, I went in knowing a lot about her

[00:31:59] Because unlike Murray, I am a bit of an Amy Winehouse fan

[00:32:02] There you go

[00:32:03] Yeah, I didn't know

[00:32:04] I had heard that one song apparently

[00:32:06] It's called the rehab song

[00:32:08] That's the only song in the whole film that was recognizable to me

[00:32:11] So I went in not knowing a thing

[00:32:13] And I came out really not knowing a thing

[00:32:16] Yeah, because they made no development

[00:32:18] There was no character development

[00:32:20] We needed to know how she got from point A to point B

[00:32:24] Yes, thank you

[00:32:25] And they kind of skipped that journey a little bit

[00:32:27] We were at point A and then all of a sudden we were at point B

[00:32:30] And it's like, okay, sorry, what happened?

[00:32:32] So the movie starts, she's already famous?

[00:32:34] No, she's getting there though

[00:32:37] But we have no idea why she is the way she is

[00:32:41] And that's a problem

[00:32:43] Because that's a big part of who she is

[00:32:45] You should know about this person

[00:32:47] You should know what was going on in her life

[00:32:50] They did highlight

[00:32:52] She's not a spice girl

[00:32:54] Yeah, she's no spice girl

[00:32:56] I don't know

[00:32:57] But yeah, they highlighted all the positive things

[00:33:00] And they glazed over a lot of stuff

[00:33:03] Like they must have because I have no idea

[00:33:07] About anything

[00:33:08] About anything

[00:33:09] Like I went in knowing very little about her

[00:33:11] And I still know very little about her

[00:33:13] And if that's not the job of a biopic

[00:33:16] You know what?

[00:33:17] I don't think that the thought that you and I have

[00:33:20] About what a biopic is

[00:33:21] And what the biopics that we're getting shown is

[00:33:24] I think that there's a disconnect between

[00:33:26] What we think a biopic should be

[00:33:28] And what we actually get

[00:33:29] At the very least

[00:33:30] They don't want to tarnish the image of whoever they're doing it on

[00:33:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:33:34] At the very least

[00:33:36] I went into this not knowing too much about her

[00:33:41] So I'm usually severely annoyed at timelines in biopics

[00:33:45] Because they kind of move timelines around

[00:33:47] In order to make their picture go in the direction they want

[00:33:51] Make movie magic

[00:33:52] And in this case at least I didn't know anything

[00:33:55] So there's probably stuff that was out of order

[00:33:57] I have no idea

[00:33:58] So that made it better

[00:34:00] I guarantee you know more than I do about her

[00:34:02] She seems like she was a talented young lady

[00:34:08] She was definitely troubled

[00:34:10] And I'm not sure how she exactly got there though

[00:34:14] She's obviously got some alcohol issues and some drug issues

[00:34:17] And that's once again

[00:34:20] It's like one day she

[00:34:23] Well yeah

[00:34:24] Like one day she's wearing a little sweater

[00:34:27] And she's talking to her nan

[00:34:29] And the next thing you know

[00:34:31] She's drinking like a fish

[00:34:34] And I was like okay so what happened in between?

[00:34:37] It's like no time passed

[00:34:40] And all of a sudden she's like a different person

[00:34:42] And then she's a different person again

[00:34:43] It's like okay so what?

[00:34:45] I don't know

[00:34:46] There was nothing really connected

[00:34:48] Like it didn't feel

[00:34:50] None of it felt natural to me

[00:34:52] Like it was just

[00:34:53] They had to get these points into the biopics

[00:34:57] So they just went okay we need a point there

[00:34:59] She's in love with this dude

[00:35:01] Who's obviously sexy or something

[00:35:05] And because they had some

[00:35:07] Yeah their relationship was weird too

[00:35:09] Like I didn't understand

[00:35:11] Maybe there is nothing to understand

[00:35:13] I mean maybe nobody understood

[00:35:15] But I didn't understand why they were together

[00:35:17] I didn't understand anything

[00:35:20] Like nothing happened

[00:35:22] I don't want to be force fed stuff

[00:35:24] And just spoon fed stuff I should actually say

[00:35:27] But at the same time

[00:35:28] I need to

[00:35:29] I'm just very confused

[00:35:31] But it was kind of a bummer

[00:35:35] In other words if you want to know what Amy Winehouse

[00:35:37] Waited for an actual documentary about this

[00:35:39] Yeah I think there is a documentary

[00:35:41] Watch that one

[00:35:42] You call Amy

[00:35:44] I will say this

[00:35:46] The biopic makes me want to watch the documentary

[00:35:49] Just to know what actually happened

[00:35:52] Yeah but that's not the sign of a good biopic

[00:35:54] No it's not

[00:35:56] You just go this person's talented

[00:35:58] She sold the most records by a British singer

[00:36:02] A female singer in the US

[00:36:04] So that part we know

[00:36:06] I was like I'm going to decide if I hated this or not

[00:36:08] I was disappointed in it

[00:36:10] Because I wanted to learn more

[00:36:12] But most biopics are a rage

[00:36:14] So you're kind of like with Murray

[00:36:16] He goes into horror movies with them already having a rage

[00:36:20] And that's usually with you with biopics

[00:36:22] Did it pull you out of your normal complaint

[00:36:25] Just assume that they didn't have everything in order

[00:36:28] Because they probably didn't

[00:36:30] Like all biopics don't

[00:36:32] So just imagine that that happened

[00:36:34] You knew everything about it

[00:36:36] So rate it as a rage

[00:36:38] And then when you see the biopic

[00:36:40] By the actual

[00:36:42] Then I can adjust my ratings accordingly

[00:36:44] Then you can adjust your rating on our

[00:36:46] We'll change the rating on our website

[00:36:48] I actually enjoyed the music in it

[00:36:50] Yeah because she's pretty talented

[00:36:52] Yeah and there are some things I enjoyed

[00:36:56] Because they didn't write those songs, she did

[00:36:58] Yeah and I'm going to guess that the actress that played her

[00:37:03] Later was fairly impressive

[00:37:05] Because she actually sang the songs and everything

[00:37:07] Does she sound like Amy Winehouse

[00:37:09] A little bit yeah

[00:37:11] But I mean she was talented

[00:37:13] Again doesn't make it a good biopic

[00:37:15] No and I'm not saying it's a good biopic

[00:37:17] But you know what it wasn't a rage

[00:37:19] It was meh

[00:37:21] Alright well you're going to change

[00:37:23] Five bucks as he changes his work

[00:37:25] You know what I'm going to watch the doc

[00:37:27] Amy

[00:37:29] At some point in the next five years

[00:37:31] No no I'm giving myself

[00:37:33] Like six weeks

[00:37:35] We're coming up on our fifth anniversary

[00:37:37] Within six weeks

[00:37:39] I'll tell you if I'm

[00:37:41] Keeping my meh or not when I learn a little more about her

[00:37:43] Alright well and you can just

[00:37:45] Look on our website

[00:37:47] I'm going to tell you this though

[00:37:49] This movie maybe can't be a rage because

[00:37:51] It makes me want to watch the biopic

[00:37:53] Not me, I'd already seen the biopic

[00:37:55] Well there you go

[00:37:57] It didn't make me want to download her music

[00:37:59] And that alone is the measurement of a rage

[00:38:01] For me when I come out of a biopic

[00:38:03] There you go

[00:38:05] Or I didn't want to go and learn anymore

[00:38:07] I did learn something

[00:38:09] She wore a lot of eye makeup

[00:38:11] There you go

[00:38:13] Pretty much her whole character was developed for you

[00:38:15] It's all about the eye makeup

[00:38:19] Here

[00:38:21] There's meh

[00:38:23] Nice

[00:38:25] Oh baby

[00:38:27] You're giving us

[00:38:29] Good stuff today meh

[00:38:31] What do you got?

[00:38:33] Are you doing Amy Winehouse?

[00:38:35] I want happy meh back

[00:38:37] If I get one more angry meh man

[00:38:39] Well then stop making me angry and you won't get me anymore

[00:38:41] Quit poking the bear

[00:38:43] Exactly

[00:38:45] You provoked me I think just to piss me off

[00:38:47] I don't provoke anybody

[00:38:49] Now you're both provoking me

[00:38:51] Let's get on with this meh man minute

[00:38:53] Okay, now that I don't have any

[00:38:55] Movie channels or streaming services

[00:38:57] You're watching cable?

[00:38:59] My options for viewing are limited

[00:39:01] I already said that last week

[00:39:03] One that is left is a Canadian TV channel

[00:39:05] That shows mostly old game shows

[00:39:07] But also

[00:39:09] Two movies a night

[00:39:11] Two movies a night

[00:39:13] That are mostly uncut

[00:39:15] Except for the commercial break

[00:39:17] Like they had F bombs

[00:39:19] They had hand drop content

[00:39:21] So this is CBC?

[00:39:23] No

[00:39:25] It's a game TV

[00:39:27] What's it called?

[00:39:29] Game TV

[00:39:31] That's what comes with basic cable price

[00:39:33] You don't have to pay extra for game TV

[00:39:35] No

[00:39:37] Life is good my friend

[00:39:39] See that's why

[00:39:41] He's got the joy this week

[00:39:43] Who's got the joy?

[00:39:45] Anyway yeah it has two movies a night

[00:39:47] Except for commercials

[00:39:49] It's pretty much uncut

[00:39:51] So I've seen a lot

[00:39:53] Of the movie that I missed

[00:39:55] When it was in theaters or I never bothered to go to in the first place

[00:39:57] This week

[00:39:59] Was collateral

[00:40:01] Oh my freaking

[00:40:03] Gosh

[00:40:05] Directed by Michael Mann

[00:40:07] Starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx

[00:40:09] Both of those guys

[00:40:11] I like

[00:40:13] I guess the movie

[00:40:15] Didn't appeal to me at the time

[00:40:17] So I didn't go to it

[00:40:19] Now that I've seen it

[00:40:21] Here comes my unpopular opinion

[00:40:23] What?

[00:40:25] I didn't like it

[00:40:27] There you go

[00:40:29] There were some car chases and fight scenes

[00:40:31] That were enjoyable

[00:40:33] I had a lot of issues with him

[00:40:35] So here goes

[00:40:37] Let's talk about the hair

[00:40:39] The hair was great

[00:40:41] Tom Cruise had a really bad

[00:40:43] Bleached blonde crew cut

[00:40:45] It looked good

[00:40:47] And it still wasn't as bad

[00:40:49] Mark Ruffalo with the greasy hair

[00:40:51] And the bad goatee and mustache

[00:40:53] Wait, that's right

[00:40:55] The potato himself was in this

[00:40:57] The potato was in it for like five minutes

[00:40:59] He's a fine thespian

[00:41:01] I think this was when I started my beliefs of his potato

[00:41:03] Next up

[00:41:05] How good was he

[00:41:07] Poor things

[00:41:09] Yeah he was good in that

[00:41:11] That's it

[00:41:13] He's still a potato

[00:41:15] It's true

[00:41:17] Bad hair all around

[00:41:19] Bad hair is what makes movies worth watching

[00:41:21] No it doesn't

[00:41:23] Next up

[00:41:25] After the first guy falls out of the window

[00:41:27] And crashes onto

[00:41:29] The roof of the cab

[00:41:31] They continue to drive around in it

[00:41:33] Of course they did

[00:41:35] One day they got pulled over

[00:41:37] Wouldn't it be inconspicuous Tom Cruise

[00:41:39] It would have been better off to ditch the car

[00:41:41] To steal another one

[00:41:43] Lazy writing

[00:41:45] Tom Cruise didn't have time

[00:41:47] The shootout at the club

[00:41:49] Yes

[00:41:51] Mr. Inconspicuous himself

[00:41:53] Decides to try to kill somebody

[00:41:55] In a crowded nightclub

[00:41:57] With hundreds of witnesses

[00:41:59] Like John Wick style

[00:42:01] Of course the cops find him there

[00:42:03] Well yeah

[00:42:05] After everybody exchanges bullets

[00:42:07] Cruise manages to walk out

[00:42:09] Unscathed

[00:42:11] Kills most of the cops

[00:42:13] And escapes with Fox

[00:42:15] Who was actually in police protection at the time

[00:42:17] What is actually going on right now

[00:42:19] Because usually when we're talking about Tom Cruise

[00:42:21] Murray's got a Tom boner

[00:42:23] And Price

[00:42:25] And no

[00:42:27] And Price is like

[00:42:29] Tom Cruise sucks

[00:42:31] They just can't insult my intelligence

[00:42:33] This is like a twist of fate

[00:42:35] It's almost like John Song

[00:42:37] Every now and then Tom Cruise has a gem

[00:42:39] Next up

[00:42:41] Jason Statham

[00:42:43] One of the world's biggest action stars

[00:42:45] Makes a

[00:42:47] 30 second cameo at the beginning

[00:42:49] Of the movie

[00:42:51] And what happens? Nothing!

[00:42:53] What a wasted opportunity

[00:42:55] Thought he was going to kill him in the airport or something

[00:42:57] But he did, he just walked past him

[00:42:59] What's the point of casting him if you're not going to have him in a fight scene

[00:43:01] Or something

[00:43:03] That was just stupid

[00:43:05] Exactly

[00:43:07] Can't always get what you want

[00:43:09] If I showed up at the end of the movie and didn't kick Tom Cruise's ass

[00:43:11] Then it would have been okay

[00:43:13] That was foreshadowing

[00:43:15] It was nothing

[00:43:17] Well cause Jason Statham is 3 inches taller than Tom Cruise

[00:43:19] They can't have him stand side by side

[00:43:21] Then why put him in the movie?

[00:43:23] You could have cast anybody for that 30 second

[00:43:25] They need Stallone

[00:43:27] And Tom Cruise to make a movie together

[00:43:29] Cause then they don't have to have funny angles

[00:43:31] So people walk the same height

[00:43:33] And Sylvester Stallone

[00:43:35] And Sylvester Stallone

[00:43:37] They should remake 3 amigos together

[00:43:39] In one of the biggest moments in the film

[00:43:41] There's a huge car crash

[00:43:43] Of the already damaged taxi

[00:43:45] Yes, there was

[00:43:47] And guess what?

[00:43:49] The bad guy walks away from that one too

[00:43:51] Of course he does

[00:43:53] I don't care who you are

[00:43:55] Nobody just walks away from a roll over

[00:43:57] Not even a scratch

[00:43:59] Check your brain at the door buddy

[00:44:01] Yeah, that's what I keep telling you

[00:44:03] But you don't do it

[00:44:05] This is the best story I've ever heard in my life

[00:44:09] Okay

[00:44:11] Then during the final scenes

[00:44:13] Cruise manages to cut the power

[00:44:15] To one floor

[00:44:17] With an axe

[00:44:19] At a power box

[00:44:21] He chose one floor

[00:44:23] He chose the floor they were on

[00:44:25] And he went to where the elevator

[00:44:27] He used an axe

[00:44:29] And he chopped at the box

[00:44:31] And he only cut the power to the floor

[00:44:33] The rest of the building was fine

[00:44:35] And the elevator still worked

[00:44:37] You don't know there isn't

[00:44:39] 57 other rooms

[00:44:41] Was there like 57 power boxes

[00:44:43] One on every floor I assume

[00:44:45] But yeah, that was stupid

[00:44:47] And the elevator still worked

[00:44:49] You're being awfully picky Murray

[00:44:51] This science is awesome

[00:44:53] Wait, was this part of the Fast and the Furious franchise?

[00:44:57] Fast and the Furious collateral

[00:44:59] Then we got the final showdown

[00:45:01] Between Fox and Cruise on the train

[00:45:03] Yes

[00:45:05] Spoiler alert

[00:45:07] Fox wins in the end

[00:45:09] Yeah, of course he does, he's a good guy

[00:45:11] Cruise played a trained hitman

[00:45:13] Fox is a cab driver with no fighting skills

[00:45:15] Or experience even firing a gun

[00:45:17] Yeah, but he's a good guy

[00:45:19] Unless they left out the fact that

[00:45:21] Fox's character was a retired Special Forces guy

[00:45:23] Or something

[00:45:25] Like WTF

[00:45:27] Nobody kills Tom Cruise

[00:45:29] Well yeah, but in this case

[00:45:31] They actually did

[00:45:33] Some cab driver

[00:45:35] Adrenaline kicked in

[00:45:37] If they got into a fist fight

[00:45:39] Cruise would have kicked his ass

[00:45:41] Just chopped him in the neck once

[00:45:43] He would have punched up into his neck

[00:45:45] And finally

[00:45:47] I'm sure some people like this film

[00:45:49] Just not me

[00:45:51] Yeah, I'm on team Murray on this one

[00:45:53] I would give it just slightly above a rage

[00:45:55] I love almost the entire catalog of Tom Cruise

[00:45:57] That's right

[00:45:59] He does

[00:46:01] This is good

[00:46:03] This was the best Merman Minute

[00:46:05] That I could have experienced in a long time

[00:46:07] And even brought the rage

[00:46:09] It's good, I loved it

[00:46:11] Well he brought the low man

[00:46:13] Nice

[00:46:15] I entertained you anyway so

[00:46:17] That's the important thing

[00:46:19] That was so good

[00:46:21] Temperature rising

[00:46:23] Vision blurring

[00:46:25] Rage

[00:46:27] Taking over

[00:46:52] How I love you

[00:46:54] Alright

[00:46:58] If some of you remember

[00:47:00] That listened to our podcast

[00:47:02] Which I know there's at least

[00:47:04] A couple

[00:47:06] You remember not that long ago

[00:47:08] I was dared to see

[00:47:10] A legacy film

[00:47:14] That starred the dude

[00:47:16] Tron, yeah

[00:47:18] Yeah, so my rage this week

[00:47:20] Oh they're making another one

[00:47:22] Yeah, spoiler alert

[00:47:24] They're making a fucking third Tron

[00:47:26] First off the first movie

[00:47:28] Is terrible

[00:47:30] And they remake it

[00:47:32] The second one is also so unwatchable

[00:47:34] And terrible

[00:47:36] They've got the dude in it

[00:47:38] And now he's coming back

[00:47:40] For a third version

[00:47:42] Of this fucking Tron movie

[00:47:44] Like I don't know how many times

[00:47:46] I have to say this

[00:47:48] Hollywood is a train wreck

[00:47:50] Of awful

[00:47:52] There's basically nothing

[00:47:54] That is happening in Hollywood

[00:47:56] That I am excited about

[00:47:58] One iota

[00:48:00] Because everything now

[00:48:02] They're not even making an effort

[00:48:04] Original anything

[00:48:06] The only people that are doing anything

[00:48:08] Original is A24

[00:48:10] I think all the other studios should be shut down

[00:48:12] From lack of content

[00:48:14] And just fucking end it all

[00:48:16] The fact that they're putting Tron

[00:48:18] 3 out

[00:48:20] Is beyond

[00:48:22] Infuriating to me

[00:48:24] I just can't fucking believe it

[00:48:26] It's so awful

[00:48:28] That's my rage this week

[00:48:30] When I saw that trailer I'm like

[00:48:32] I don't think it ever happened to me

[00:48:34] I didn't see the trailer I just read that they were making another one

[00:48:36] Well watch the trailer

[00:48:38] He was old as shit in the last one

[00:48:40] And that was like 10 years ago

[00:48:42] He's only getting older

[00:48:44] It's unwatchable so this one is also going to be unwatchable

[00:48:46] Sure

[00:48:48] The first one I had to go back and rewatch

[00:48:50] And I only made it halfway through

[00:48:52] The first one I just remember the video game

[00:48:54] I didn't even remember I see the movie

[00:48:56] The video game?

[00:48:58] The video game was good

[00:49:00] Which one you want to go?

[00:49:02] I think Bryce only liked one of those areas

[00:49:04] I like the bike one

[00:49:06] The bike is the best one

[00:49:08] I'm sorry what were we talking about?

[00:49:10] Tron 3

[00:49:12] Tron 3 the video game

[00:49:14] With the dude

[00:49:16] The only thing I liked in Tron the video game was actually the one where you

[00:49:18] Do the little lasers and it's like

[00:49:20] Break out

[00:49:22] Oh you didn't like the bike?

[00:49:24] Oh yeah no the bike one was good too

[00:49:26] It was like snafu

[00:49:28] Yeah exactly

[00:49:30] You have like a what do you call it

[00:49:32] A trail behind you

[00:49:34] It's a trap the guy so he crashed into it

[00:49:36] I think snafu came first though

[00:49:38] Ripped off snafu

[00:49:40] Well cause guess what?

[00:49:42] It was made by Disney they have no original ideas

[00:49:44] And you know what else I remember

[00:49:46] What were the other games?

[00:49:48] The disc game that was good too

[00:49:50] What are you talking about?

[00:49:52] We're talking that you're the idiot that said it wasn't good in the first place

[00:49:54] I disagree with myself

[00:49:56] There you go

[00:49:58] I think they were all good

[00:50:00] When he's actually listening and thinking about what's going on around him

[00:50:02] He sometimes wakes up

[00:50:04] I remember back then not even seeing the movie

[00:50:06] But their merchandising was like everywhere

[00:50:08] I had like the collector cups and toys

[00:50:10] Of a movie I hadn't even seen

[00:50:12] Because they were freaking everywhere

[00:50:14] You know of all the things that infuriate me

[00:50:16] One thing that brings me joy

[00:50:18] Is when they bring out these plastic

[00:50:20] Toys

[00:50:22] That fill with popcorn and now they're bringing in things

[00:50:24] Where you reach inside someone's ass to grab popcorn

[00:50:26] That alone is worth the price of admission

[00:50:28] That actually happened on Monday

[00:50:30] We went to see IF

[00:50:32] Of course you know theater full of kids

[00:50:34] And I just wanted to get something to drink

[00:50:36] We managed to get a line up that wasn't too busy

[00:50:38] Up on the top shelf

[00:50:40] I saw Grimace

[00:50:42] From McDonalds

[00:50:44] I'm like isn't that Grimace

[00:50:46] No that's from IF

[00:50:48] I'm like oh what's it doing up there

[00:50:50] I turned the thing around and yeah

[00:50:52] Popcorn in his ass

[00:50:54] And eat it from there and I'm like really

[00:50:56] But how much did the parents have to pay for that thing

[00:50:58] You know what the important thing is

[00:51:00] When you go to a movie theater nowadays

[00:51:02] You can just eat some ass

[00:51:04] All about the merchandising

[00:51:06] As the great

[00:51:08] Mel Brooks would say

[00:51:10] Merchandising

[00:51:12] Mel Brooks is a god

[00:51:14] He still is

[00:51:16] Is he still alive?

[00:51:22] Well

[00:51:38] Um

[00:51:40] I don't know

[00:51:42] You didn't get to see a movie with Samara and I?

[00:51:44] No that's not us

[00:51:46] You had a whole Monday where we could have been watching movies together

[00:51:48] And you weren't there to be a part of it

[00:51:50] I was in Southeastern BC

[00:51:52] Breeze your ass off

[00:51:54] No not really just the first night

[00:51:56] The Saturday night was brutal up in

[00:51:58] Dearborn

[00:52:00] It was cold up there

[00:52:02] Michigan?

[00:52:04] Minus one overnight so not terrible

[00:52:06] But you know

[00:52:08] Didn't you guys create some camping friction if you know what I'm talking about

[00:52:10] Get you all warmed up

[00:52:12] I don't know what you're talking about

[00:52:14] Two in a sleeping bag kind of action?

[00:52:16] Yeah exactly

[00:52:18] Sorry what we were talking about

[00:52:20] Oh it's my rage

[00:52:22] We're just stalling for time here

[00:52:24] You know what

[00:52:26] Here's my rage

[00:52:28] Is it also Tron 3?

[00:52:30] No I got a bag of popcorn from the movies

[00:52:32] I shake it twice

[00:52:34] And I no longer have a bag of popcorn

[00:52:36] I have two thirds of a bag of popcorn

[00:52:38] What?

[00:52:40] Can you not just shake it like a little bit

[00:52:42] And then pack it in

[00:52:44] And give me a full bag of popcorn

[00:52:46] Instead of like 90% air

[00:52:48] You know that is a pretty

[00:52:50] Terrible rage

[00:52:52] You're charging me like

[00:52:54] I don't even know 7-8 bucks for this bag of popcorn

[00:52:56] You can't fill the thing

[00:52:58] You know the rule

[00:53:00] I'm trying to support cinemas

[00:53:02] It doesn't cost them nothing

[00:53:04] To give me a little extra popcorn

[00:53:06] You get a free refill with a large one

[00:53:08] Well you must have been to Cineplex

[00:53:10] Yeah well it doesn't matter

[00:53:12] If I get a free refill or not

[00:53:14] Here's the thing

[00:53:16] I don't want a free refill

[00:53:18] I just want the first bag to be full

[00:53:20] I don't need a free refill

[00:53:22] In fact if I have the refill on the occasions I do now

[00:53:24] It pretty much makes me sick

[00:53:26] Between you and me

[00:53:28] I don't want to get popcorn

[00:53:30] At Landmark anyway

[00:53:32] Not so much Cineplex

[00:53:34] I go for the kitty package

[00:53:36] It's a little tiny box

[00:53:38] And I actually end up brushing

[00:53:40] A big chunk of it into the garbage

[00:53:42] Because I don't want it spilling all over the place

[00:53:44] When I'm walking around with it

[00:53:46] Why are you walking around with popcorn

[00:53:48] Because I'm going to the theater

[00:53:50] I'm going to the concession to the theater

[00:53:52] And by the time I'm there it's all over the floor

[00:53:54] Here's what my solution is for this

[00:53:56] The solution for all of this popcorn issue

[00:53:58] Is just eat the fucking popcorn out of someone's ass

[00:54:02] That's the only way to solve this problem

[00:54:04] I guarantee that it's not packed in there like it should be either

[00:54:08] Just buy the Grim is collectible and put popcorn in his ass

[00:54:12] Eat out of that

[00:54:14] That's not the point at all

[00:54:16] I don't know what you guys are talking about

[00:54:18] You're all just vulgar

[00:54:20] What we're saying is you're a glutton is what we're saying

[00:54:22] Maybe eat less popcorn

[00:54:24] No

[00:54:38] Alright

[00:54:40] Well I don't think anybody

[00:54:42] You know what I do have to mention

[00:54:44] That

[00:54:46] Your RyRy was not the usual Deadpool light in this last film

[00:54:50] No he wasn't

[00:54:52] He wasn't in it enough

[00:54:54] He did get to show a little bit of his acting skills

[00:54:56] Really?

[00:54:58] I'm going to go on the record

[00:55:00] Ryan Reynolds all he does is imitate Chevy Chase in every single movie he's in

[00:55:04] He's just a Chevy Chase clone

[00:55:08] I'll quote Bryce on this

[00:55:10] And say you know what Bryce you don't know because you didn't see the movie

[00:55:12] That's right

[00:55:14] And once you've seen it and you realize it's not a kids movie

[00:55:16] And that RyRy

[00:55:18] Is doing his best

[00:55:20] Doing his best new version

[00:55:22] A third Ryan Reynolds that we're not used to

[00:55:24] That's right

[00:55:26] The dad

[00:55:28] Why are we talking about this on the list

[00:55:30] Regardless of whether we had

[00:55:32] I was trying to see if there were any actors that we saw this week

[00:55:34] That deserved to be talked about

[00:55:36] Ryan Reynolds deserved it this week

[00:55:38] Based on what?

[00:55:40] I don't understand what is going on right now

[00:55:42] Are you putting him forward for something?

[00:55:44] No I'm just saying he was really good

[00:55:46] Well that's not the list

[00:55:48] What are we doing?

[00:55:50] I'm just saying

[00:55:52] Can I talk now?

[00:55:54] Do we have anybody we're seeing?

[00:55:56] I was just going to add regardless of whether or not

[00:55:58] If was put on our list for the podcast

[00:56:00] I was still going to see it because

[00:56:02] Ryan Reynolds was in it

[00:56:04] Are you putting him forward?

[00:56:06] What's going on?

[00:56:08] I would never even dream of putting him on the list

[00:56:10] You should talk about that in your Merman Minute

[00:56:12] But this is the list

[00:56:14] Because you would never even consider it

[00:56:16] That's why I'm not a never

[00:56:18] You got that right

[00:56:20] Exactly right

[00:56:22] That is 100% accurate Merman

[00:56:24] I'm only in good for so much punishment

[00:56:26] But Murray that's also why he doesn't bring up Ben Affleck

[00:56:30] He's the finest actor of mine

[00:56:32] Everybody has their favorites

[00:56:34] And all of our favorites

[00:56:36] Could not necessarily be loved by everybody

[00:56:38] You guys can joke about not liking them all the time

[00:56:40] All you want

[00:56:42] It doesn't bother me

[00:56:44] I'm absolutely not joking about it

[00:56:46] I get it

[00:56:48] You're having fun

[00:56:50] I can't fucking stand the guy

[00:56:52] So do we have anybody we're going to watch for next week?

[00:56:54] Well

[00:56:56] Oh my god there's going to be a terrifying three

[00:57:02] Where have you been?

[00:57:04] We added another Ryan

[00:57:06] Last week

[00:57:08] You know what?

[00:57:10] Nothing

[00:57:12] Zero matches

[00:57:14] Because everybody he was in a movie with is no longer on the list

[00:57:16] Nice

[00:57:18] And the other two that I did find

[00:57:20] Russell Crowe

[00:57:22] And Sean Penn

[00:57:24] Two guys who are mesmerized for life

[00:57:26] Who I can't put them up against

[00:57:28] So yeah Gosling has nobody

[00:57:30] So that's good news

[00:57:32] He's going to be mesmerized for life

[00:57:34] For life he's actually still making movies

[00:57:36] Yeah

[00:57:38] And I went back and went through a few other

[00:57:40] Ones

[00:57:42] I tried to find something, anything

[00:57:44] And you got nothing?

[00:57:46] Maybe

[00:57:48] Alright well you know what?

[00:57:50] The important thing is

[00:57:52] That we now might have the final

[00:57:54] List until they keep making more movies

[00:57:56] Looking that way

[00:57:58] So people go to our website

[00:58:00] FilmRageYYC.com

[00:58:02] Check the lists

[00:58:04] I've got one I don't know if we talked about it

[00:58:06] Yeah

[00:58:08] I found one with Daniel Day-Lewis

[00:58:10] Who I originally

[00:58:12] Couldn't find anybody

[00:58:14] He was in a movie

[00:58:16] Maggie Smith

[00:58:18] Who's also on our list still

[00:58:20] It was called

[00:58:22] A Room With A View

[00:58:24] I don't know if you guys ever reviewed that one

[00:58:26] No we have not

[00:58:28] We're in Simpatico today

[00:58:30] I don't think she was in it very much

[00:58:32] You know what? It's a good reason

[00:58:34] To watch that film again

[00:58:36] I will watch it

[00:58:38] She was in it for 5 minutes

[00:58:40] That's the rule right?

[00:58:42] 5 minutes

[00:58:44] Murray that's awesome

[00:58:46] If you're going with

[00:58:48] IMDB

[00:58:50] The first person on it is Maggie Smith

[00:58:52] Because IMDB is so accurate

[00:58:54] 100% all the time

[00:58:56] Rated G

[00:58:58] Oh my god

[00:59:00] By the way

[00:59:02] And Daniel Day-Lewis

[00:59:04] Please don't quote IMDB anymore

[00:59:06] That's my rage this week

[00:59:08] Can I go back to my rage?

[00:59:10] You keep bringing up IMDB

[00:59:12] When it's the most inaccurate thing on the face of the earth

[00:59:14] Wikipedia

[00:59:16] It has a full database of all the actors

[00:59:18] And movies

[00:59:20] Wikipedia is like the fricking gospel

[00:59:22] Compared to fricking IMDB

[00:59:24] What's a gospel?

[00:59:26] When you find me a better website that has a database

[00:59:28] Then I will use it

[00:59:30] So there

[00:59:32] Don't sit there and tell me how accurate it is

[00:59:34] Because it's not

[00:59:36] I didn't say it was accurate

[00:59:38] I'm not talking to you Murray

[00:59:40] I'm talking to Jim on this one

[00:59:42] Because he's the one that keeps on bringing up IMDB

[00:59:44] We got 7 conversations going on here

[00:59:46] But the important thing is

[00:59:48] Is that we're going to be watching

[00:59:50] Daniel Day-Lewis

[00:59:52] Versus Maggie Smith

[00:59:54] In a room with a view

[00:59:56] How much is

[01:00:00] Daniel Day-Lewis in it really though?

[01:00:02] We're going to find out

[01:00:04] Julian Sands is the main actor in it

[01:00:06] And is Helen a bottom carder

[01:00:08] I can't even remember

[01:00:10] We've already moved on

[01:00:12] You should shut the fuck up

[01:00:14] I guess I'm watching a room with a view

[01:00:16] We are yes

[01:00:18] Are you done yet?

[01:00:20] Can we move on or what's up?

[01:00:22] Are you holding onto

[01:00:24] You guys yeah, we're on for like 10 years about nothing

[01:00:26] I'm actually trying to figure out what's going on here

[01:00:28] Do you want to talk about IMDB again?

[01:00:30] Not really

[01:00:32] Then can we let Casey

[01:00:34] Come on and tell us what's happening

[01:00:36] I guess so

[01:00:38] Whatever

[01:00:40] Ready?

[01:00:42] Last week on

[01:00:44] Rage or Dare

[01:00:46] The boys took a double scoop

[01:00:48] From the Merman's ice cream

[01:00:50] Bucket of rage when they picked a movie with

[01:00:52] 2 TV actors in it

[01:00:54] What's that you say?

[01:00:56] TV actors in movies?

[01:00:58] Is that allowed?

[01:01:00] The boys picked the movie Madhouse

[01:01:02] Starring John Larroquette

[01:01:04] And Kirstie Alley

[01:01:06] And the boys seemed to forget that both of these actors

[01:01:08] Were in Star Trek films

[01:01:10] As well as both being in 2

[01:01:12] Separate very different movies

[01:01:14] Both named Blind Date

[01:01:16] Alley was also in the Look Who's Talking

[01:01:18] Films while Larroquette

[01:01:20] Has narrated every Texas

[01:01:22] Chainsaw Massacre film

[01:01:24] Back to the original in 1974

[01:01:26] Not a joke, look it up

[01:01:28] This week it's Bryce's turn to

[01:01:30] Rage or Dare

[01:01:32] What? Got nothing to say Bryce?

[01:01:34] Normally you're whining like a baby

[01:01:36] About blah blah blah this

[01:01:38] And not your turn and blah blah blah

[01:01:40] Then whine whine whine

[01:01:42] Nothing? Come on Bryce

[01:01:44] Now let's check in with the boys

[01:01:46] And find out who wins for the most

[01:01:48] Rage filled Cheers reject

[01:01:50] Or Night Court reject

[01:01:52] Or who knows maybe this film was awesome

[01:01:54] I mean Dennis Miller

[01:01:56] Is in it and he's great in all his movies

[01:02:00] No seriously Bordello of Blood was great

[01:02:04] No it wasn't

[01:02:06] Look at Casey go

[01:02:08] Look at him do all the fact finding there

[01:02:10] Casey's a god of rage

[01:02:12] Bordello of Blood was barely watchable

[01:02:14] It wasn't like the other one with

[01:02:16] What's His Face

[01:02:18] The guy from the Titanic movie

[01:02:20] Titanic dude

[01:02:22] Billy Zane

[01:02:24] Now that was a good

[01:02:26] Demon Knight

[01:02:28] Alright so Madhouse

[01:02:30] TV actors in a

[01:02:32] TV show theme plot

[01:02:34] With

[01:02:36] Fat shaming

[01:02:38] That

[01:02:40] With sets

[01:02:42] Maybe that's why Curse the Alley got

[01:02:44] Heavy

[01:02:46] It was repercussions from this movie

[01:02:48] With sets that look

[01:02:50] You guessed it

[01:02:52] On a TV set

[01:02:54] With characters that are one dimensional

[01:02:56] And that's right TV

[01:02:58] Adjacent

[01:03:00] Everyone is annoying

[01:03:02] Not funny

[01:03:04] Because they threw a bunch of complete

[01:03:06] Opposites together in a house cause of

[01:03:08] Who cares for what reason

[01:03:10] And then they are all

[01:03:12] Annoying for different reasons

[01:03:14] You know TV like storyline

[01:03:16] Reasons

[01:03:18] Now all that being said

[01:03:20] And the cat of the one couple

[01:03:22] Who is John Larkett's

[01:03:24] Cousin and they bring this cat with them

[01:03:26] And the cat throws up everywhere

[01:03:28] In their car that was funny

[01:03:30] No that wasn't funny

[01:03:32] There was one thing that made me laugh

[01:03:34] I don't remember what it was

[01:03:36] But that was in the first 10 minutes

[01:03:38] And then

[01:03:40] This was beyond insufferable for the rest

[01:03:42] Of the film cause it had

[01:03:44] TV like sex scenes with Larkett

[01:03:46] And Allie

[01:03:48] And then there was the

[01:03:50] The bad racism comments

[01:03:52] The bad sound mix

[01:03:54] Sorry did I mean

[01:03:56] Sound mix or TV like sound mix

[01:03:58] And I don't even think there was a soundtrack

[01:04:00] It was just like a

[01:04:02] TV show sound

[01:04:04] Music

[01:04:06] Basically what I'm saying is

[01:04:08] This was the plot of a TV show

[01:04:10] That was way too long

[01:04:12] It was not funny one iota

[01:04:14] And also annoyed me for exactly

[01:04:16] How awful it was a terrible terrible

[01:04:18] Terrible painful rage I hated every

[01:04:20] Single thing about it except for the cat

[01:04:22] That kept dying and then also

[01:04:24] Throwing up

[01:04:26] The cat was the only thing worth watching in this movie

[01:04:28] Yeah I didn't even think the cat was worth

[01:04:30] Watching in this movie

[01:04:32] So there was even less for you than

[01:04:34] John Larkett is just he's unwatchable

[01:04:36] He was terrible he was even terrible in night court

[01:04:38] He's the worst part of night court

[01:04:40] But whatever

[01:04:42] Kirstie Allie is just

[01:04:44] Yeah she is repulsive

[01:04:46] She should probably be on the repulsive list

[01:04:48] I think John Larkett could also be on this list

[01:04:52] And in this movie

[01:04:54] The last thing I want to do is see

[01:04:56] Kirstie Allie prancing

[01:04:58] Around in her just her bra

[01:05:00] Which is like I don't know

[01:05:02] She's just got her top off about half

[01:05:04] The movie for some reason

[01:05:06] But you don't see anything cause it's TV

[01:05:08] Style

[01:05:10] Well no you see her in her bra and it's like

[01:05:12] Why why why do you keep on taking

[01:05:14] Her shirt off for no reason

[01:05:16] I don't know made no sense to me either

[01:05:18] It was weird

[01:05:20] Or people have sex in their underwear

[01:05:22] There was something that made me laugh

[01:05:24] And for the life of me

[01:05:26] It wasn't to do with the cat

[01:05:28] It wasn't the first ten minutes but it had nothing to do with the cat

[01:05:30] Was it the kid cause the one kid

[01:05:32] The serial killer

[01:05:34] The serial killer kid wasn't funny

[01:05:36] The next door neighbor

[01:05:38] The father of the serial killer

[01:05:40] Kid wasn't funny

[01:05:42] Let's see we could run down of all

[01:05:44] The things that weren't funny in this movie

[01:05:46] But don't know that we have

[01:05:48] That much time

[01:05:50] You know what it's not worth it cause this movie is so completely

[01:05:52] Awful

[01:05:54] But you can watch it for free on Tubi

[01:05:56] That's true

[01:05:58] That is where I actually watched it

[01:06:00] So on that note I've enjoyed

[01:06:02] The commercials

[01:06:04] Between the movie where Tubi commercials are the

[01:06:06] Best commercials are

[01:06:08] Because they're usually like 20 seconds long

[01:06:10] I don't know how Tubi is making money

[01:06:12] It's the same three ones every time

[01:06:14] Yeah but

[01:06:16] This movie was really really bad

[01:06:18] So that was a rage for you then?

[01:06:20] This is another but there are so many

[01:06:22] Movies like this and it makes me think that

[01:06:24] For my rage bag I should be just going back

[01:06:26] And looking at like 80s comedies

[01:06:28] Cause man

[01:06:30] There's a ton of them like this

[01:06:32] I need to maybe do that

[01:06:34] They star like people like Tom Hanks

[01:06:36] Cause I don't know if you knew this or not

[01:06:38] But I still haven't put anything in that rage bag

[01:06:40] Well it's your turn to choose this week so it doesn't matter

[01:06:42] I guess I got another week then

[01:06:44] Yeah unless you want me to keep

[01:06:46] Pulling from someone else's bag

[01:06:48] No I want to punish you at some point here

[01:06:50] And just so you know

[01:06:52] We actually have been challenged

[01:06:54] By two of our listeners by the way

[01:06:56] So I'm waiting for one

[01:06:58] Yeah I'm waiting for one

[01:07:00] We got some buy me a coffee money

[01:07:02] From one

[01:07:04] And the other one we've been challenged

[01:07:06] Which I won't bring up this time but when Bryce and I are

[01:07:08] Watching the next film we will not be

[01:07:10] Pulling from anybody

[01:07:12] We have a challenge to watch

[01:07:14] Something

[01:07:16] So stay tuned for that

[01:07:18] So Bryce what are you doing? You want to go to my rage bag?

[01:07:20] You want to go to the audience?

[01:07:22] You want to go to Casey? Casey's running thin too

[01:07:30] Doesn't look like there's a ton in the audience bag

[01:07:32] There's a lot in mine

[01:07:34] You know what I think you'd probably give me something good

[01:07:36] Yeah probably

[01:07:38] Absolutely

[01:07:40] I'm not afraid of your bag

[01:07:42] Your bag's alright

[01:07:44] I barely didn't do any effort in finding anything

[01:07:46] In this so you probably won't find

[01:07:48] Anything terrible

[01:07:50] I got a lot of new stuff

[01:07:52] I don't understand why everything's

[01:07:54] New all I'm looking at is the date right now

[01:07:56] Apparently this movie I'm going to be watching is from

[01:07:58] 2019

[01:08:00] The last thing

[01:08:02] So it's got multiple words in it

[01:08:04] Project

[01:08:06] Wakefield

[01:08:08] A

[01:08:10] Wakefield project I don't know what that is

[01:08:12] Well you're going to find out

[01:08:14] Have I seen this?

[01:08:16] I'm guessing no

[01:08:18] You probably shouldn't look on IMDB though

[01:08:20] Because it means nothing

[01:08:22] I didn't say it means nothing but

[01:08:24] To sit there and quote it as if it's like

[01:08:26] Gospel according to

[01:08:28] According to what?

[01:08:30] It's also available on Tubi

[01:08:32] It is like completely

[01:08:34] Inaccurate

[01:08:36] But anyways

[01:08:38] You'll be happy to know that the Wakefield

[01:08:40] Project had a worldwide growth

[01:08:42] Of ten thousand dollars

[01:08:44] Okay what?

[01:08:46] Ha ha ha ha

[01:08:48] Yeah ten

[01:08:50] Thousand

[01:08:52] So where did it play?

[01:08:54] What are you talking about?

[01:08:56] It doesn't matter

[01:08:58] That's like a thousand people

[01:09:00] At a thousand dollars

[01:09:02] Ten dollars

[01:09:04] You did the math nice

[01:09:06] A thousand people saw it at ten bucks

[01:09:08] Or fifteen bucks

[01:09:10] A Wakefield project

[01:09:12] Yes

[01:09:15] It's directed by

[01:09:17] L.A. Lopez

[01:09:19] Who the hell is L.A. Lopez?

[01:09:21] You know what we're going to find out more

[01:09:23] Next week

[01:09:25] It has a ten thousand

[01:09:27] Worldwide gross buddy so it

[01:09:29] Did play somewhere

[01:09:31] And you are going to love it cause it's a horror movie

[01:09:33] You love horror movies

[01:09:35] Sorry it's a horror

[01:09:37] Sci-fi thriller

[01:09:39] I don't know what's going on right now

[01:09:41] I think you're skirting the

[01:09:43] Edges of what's allowed here

[01:09:47] Wouldn't that be nice?

[01:09:49] Alright well thanks Rageous for listening

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