Episode 247 - Big Dumb Action Fun

[00:00:04] It's time to feel the RAGE

[00:00:08] Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies

[00:00:11] Streaming in theaters and cloooolastic films as well

[00:00:14] Do we do streaming anymore?

[00:00:15] Uh, yeah sometimes we do

[00:00:18] We stream with the rager dare

[00:00:21] And then I guess I stream

[00:00:22] I did watch Full Metal Jacket

[00:00:24] You'll be pretty clear

[00:00:25] So you're giving away everything

[00:00:26] It's all given away in the intro

[00:00:28] You don't even have a listen

[00:00:29] We don't even need a listen

[00:00:30] Just hit stop it's over

[00:00:32] Directors and actors beware

[00:00:33] Cause you cannot hide from the rage

[00:00:35] My name is Bryson and I'm part of the Film Rage crew

[00:00:37] Which also includes

[00:00:38] Jim

[00:00:40] Heyyyy

[00:00:42] Heyyyy

[00:00:45] That was unnecessarily annoying

[00:00:47] And Murray who's sporting what is that a deadpool shirt?

[00:00:50] Deadpool baby

[00:00:51] Deadpool

[00:00:53] Is that coming out soon?

[00:00:54] This is my long sleeved shirt

[00:00:56] When's that coming out?

[00:00:57] 2025?

[00:00:58] I'm pretty sure it's this year

[00:01:00] This year?

[00:01:01] Wait is it deadpool bait?

[00:01:03] Is it like a dead baby pool?

[00:01:05] I'm sure there's a baby in there somewhere

[00:01:07] Dead baby pool

[00:01:08] Cause he has to go back in time to kill babies

[00:01:09] It's a dead baby pool

[00:01:11] Oh that's not good cause it said it's deadpool

[00:01:13] It's a shirt man

[00:01:14] Cause you have nothing great on your shirt

[00:01:15] This is already falling apart

[00:01:16] With introductions out of the way

[00:01:18] Let's rage

[00:01:20] On

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[00:01:52] Now let's get to Raging

[00:01:54] It's a little bit of a rage

[00:02:07] Oh a little bit of a mono

[00:02:09] Will he tell us all what prison chin thought of movies

[00:02:13] That they saw in cinemas this week

[00:02:16] And you never know what he's going to tell us

[00:02:19] As he swims by you

[00:02:22] Swim, swim

[00:02:25] In case I had mentioned I really hate that feeling

[00:02:27] Swim, swim, swim

[00:02:29] Swim, swim

[00:02:31] Okay

[00:02:33] There were some movies

[00:02:35] Yes

[00:02:36] That we went to

[00:02:38] Some more than others

[00:02:42] What you say, Murray?

[00:02:44] First up, it's pretty much a no brainer

[00:02:46] Okay

[00:02:47] The Fall Guy

[00:02:48] Yes

[00:02:49] You both know

[00:02:50] I was looking forward to

[00:02:51] Yes

[00:02:53] And I'm pretty sure you guys weren't

[00:02:56] What?

[00:02:57] Because I had to explain Jim on the way home

[00:03:00] What the actual TV show was all about

[00:03:02] I mean you guys never saw it

[00:03:04] So this is all wasted on you

[00:03:06] So yeah

[00:03:07] I know of the Fall Guy

[00:03:09] I knew he was a stunt man before I went to this

[00:03:11] Whatever

[00:03:12] He had like little adventures

[00:03:14] Every week where he's solved crimes

[00:03:16] Or someone got him

[00:03:18] Yeah I have, Lee Majors, I've seen it

[00:03:20] So I think it's double rage

[00:03:22] Both of you

[00:03:23] Okay

[00:03:25] I did tell, I told Jim

[00:03:27] That I believe that this movie

[00:03:29] Was custom made for Murray

[00:03:31] Of course it was

[00:03:32] I predict Murray gave it a Mando

[00:03:34] More on that later

[00:03:38] Next up is Tarot

[00:03:39] Which I did not go to because

[00:03:41] You guys chose to see it at 10 o'clock at night

[00:03:43] We did

[00:03:44] And you know my rules on some movies at 10 o'clock

[00:03:46] Bedtime for the Murman

[00:03:48] Alright

[00:03:49] I do not get through movies

[00:03:50] They start at 10 o'clock at night

[00:03:52] I barely get through movies

[00:03:54] Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't

[00:03:56] If you had switched it up

[00:03:58] I would have gone with you anyway

[00:03:59] Yes

[00:04:00] The Tarot looks stupid

[00:04:01] It's like every other stupid horror movie

[00:04:03] Has been on our side

[00:04:04] You did didn't it

[00:04:06] Jim likes horror more than you do

[00:04:08] So he might have maybe got a little mad

[00:04:10] I'm not sure that's true

[00:04:11] I think Bryce Rage on that one too

[00:04:14] I'm just raging

[00:04:16] Yes, you know what

[00:04:17] I'm a ball of rage

[00:04:19] Yeah

[00:04:20] Have you met you?

[00:04:21] Yeah, if you met you

[00:04:22] Plus on top of that

[00:04:23] When we got here

[00:04:24] All you've been doing is raging

[00:04:25] We're gonna rage since the moment we got here

[00:04:27] It's like one big heavy rage flow

[00:04:29] Put your saris in the sack

[00:04:30] Like somebody crapped in his vegan oatmeal

[00:04:32] That's right

[00:04:34] Which made it no longer vegan

[00:04:36] Well, also because

[00:04:38] Well if you crapped in your own oatmeal

[00:04:40] Then it is vegan

[00:04:41] It's still not vegan

[00:04:42] It was produced by an animal

[00:04:44] Whether it's me or someone else

[00:04:45] Yeah, then we have this discussion

[00:04:46] Can't you eat your own self

[00:04:48] Then you're still vegan?

[00:04:49] No

[00:04:50] Okay, well

[00:04:51] I would

[00:04:53] This is devolving

[00:04:54] Let's move on Murray

[00:04:55] Get control of this Murman

[00:04:58] You're the host

[00:04:59] I just pushed buttons

[00:05:02] The last one which I didn't see

[00:05:03] Never heard of it

[00:05:04] No idea what the hell it was about

[00:05:06] But you saw the trailer

[00:05:07] And yeah, it looks Korean

[00:05:09] It does

[00:05:10] Looks like a lot of people kicking ass

[00:05:12] It's very Korean

[00:05:13] Yeah, of course you guys probably loved it

[00:05:15] Oh

[00:05:17] I think Jim maybe more so

[00:05:19] Okay

[00:05:20] So let's go met and Mando

[00:05:22] Mando for Jim

[00:05:23] Alright

[00:05:24] There you go

[00:05:25] And once again

[00:05:26] I wanna repeat

[00:05:27] I don't care

[00:05:28] Alright

[00:05:29] I will tell ya

[00:05:30] You aren't going 0 for 3 this week with me Murman

[00:05:33] I know I'm not

[00:05:34] What?

[00:05:35] Also not going 0 for 3 me

[00:05:37] Me as well

[00:05:38] Yes, it's true

[00:05:39] I still contend

[00:05:41] That I went 3 for 6 last month

[00:05:43] Because you guys

[00:05:45] Washed out

[00:05:46] You actually went 0 for 6

[00:05:48] Ha ha ha

[00:05:49] Hashtag murrigan

[00:05:51] The high met is a Mando

[00:05:53] I'm sorry, I'm gonna stand by that

[00:05:55] That's the silliest thing I've ever heard

[00:05:58] Your nitpicking stuff

[00:05:59] Alright

[00:06:00] Well let's find out what everybody's wondering about

[00:06:03] Yes

[00:06:04] Which is a stuntman remake of a TV show

[00:06:08] From the 80s

[00:06:10] From the 80s

[00:06:11] Hey, you're giving away my introduction here

[00:06:14] Before Bryce was even born

[00:06:15] Before Bryce was what?

[00:06:16] No, it wasn't

[00:06:18] I know I look like a schoolboy

[00:06:21] What were you 3 years old?

[00:06:23] No, it was like

[00:06:25] It must have been like 85, 86

[00:06:27] 81

[00:06:28] 81, really?

[00:06:29] I have vivid memories of the Fall Guy

[00:06:31] Like I really do

[00:06:32] I know I've seen it

[00:06:33] Do you know the theme song?

[00:06:34] He was driving around

[00:06:35] I'm gonna actually

[00:06:36] We'll actually get to that

[00:06:37] Oh, there we go

[00:06:38] Don't do one of your fun and the opera things

[00:06:40] Hey

[00:06:41] I gotta be me, Murman

[00:06:43] That's right

[00:06:44] So Ryan Gosling stars as Colt Siever

[00:06:46] In this film based on the 80s

[00:06:49] Sievers whatever

[00:06:50] On the 80s TV series

[00:06:52] The Fall Guy

[00:06:55] It starts with a stunt gone wrong

[00:06:58] That has Colt quitting the stunt game

[00:07:01] And parking cars for a living

[00:07:03] But then Colt is contacted by producer Gail Meyer

[00:07:06] Played by Hannah Waddingham

[00:07:08] Who tells him that Jody Moreno

[00:07:12] Played by Emily Blunt

[00:07:13] Has requested that he does the stunts

[00:07:15] In her debut in the director's chair

[00:07:19] Colt is smitten with Jody

[00:07:21] So he hops on a plane to Australia

[00:07:24] Yes

[00:07:25] From there we get unnecessary stunt

[00:07:27] After unnecessary action sequence

[00:07:29] With a convoluted plot

[00:07:31] With multiple idiotic reveals

[00:07:34] And none of that matters

[00:07:36] Because simply put

[00:07:37] The Fall Guy was as much dumb fun

[00:07:39] As you could pack into a single movie

[00:07:41] What?

[00:07:42] I cannot deny that I enjoyed

[00:07:44] Every dumb stunt

[00:07:46] Every dumb subplot

[00:07:48] Every dumb twist

[00:07:49] And every dumb line of dialogue

[00:07:52] Plus who knew there was so many version

[00:07:54] Of kisses I was made for loving you

[00:07:56] Yeah, I didn't know

[00:07:58] Even the soundtrack had me smiling

[00:08:00] That is until the closing credits

[00:08:02] What?

[00:08:03] Where we had to endure

[00:08:04] The original Fall Guy theme song

[00:08:07] I might fall from a tall building

[00:08:09] It's not

[00:08:10] I might roll a brand new car

[00:08:12] Cause I'm the unknown stunt

[00:08:14] Man, the made red bird such a star

[00:08:17] I might jump an open draw bridge

[00:08:20] Or tarzan from a vine

[00:08:22] Cause I'm the unknown stunt, man

[00:08:25] That makes Eastwood look so fine

[00:08:27] That song makes me rage

[00:08:29] Because I still can't get it out of my head

[00:08:32] But

[00:08:33] That was not the song you heard

[00:08:35] But Fall Guy of the movie

[00:08:37] That was a big dumb over-the-top

[00:08:39] Mondo

[00:08:41] You gotta be kidding me

[00:08:43] I

[00:08:44] Love this movie

[00:08:45] I enjoyed every stupid

[00:08:47] Dumb bit of it

[00:08:49] And it was ridiculous

[00:08:51] And over-the-top

[00:08:52] And I loved it

[00:08:53] I laughed

[00:08:54] And I laughed

[00:08:55] It was very, very enjoyable for me

[00:08:58] I find it hard to believe

[00:09:00] You know what?

[00:09:02] Sometimes it's like

[00:09:03] Shitting fish

[00:09:05] That is not the song you heard

[00:09:09] You heard about two lines of that

[00:09:12] The rest of that shit

[00:09:14] Was made up by Blake Shelton who changed it

[00:09:17] There's no fucking Eastwood

[00:09:19] There was no red fur

[00:09:20] There's no fair-foss

[00:09:21] There was none of the original shit in there

[00:09:23] Because Blake Shelton changed it all

[00:09:25] I remember there being an Eastwood

[00:09:27] No, he changed it all

[00:09:29] He changed every fucking word of it

[00:09:31] So just so you know

[00:09:33] So if you're gonna sing it

[00:09:34] Sing the shitty version

[00:09:35] Thank you

[00:09:36] Wait, wait, what is the shitty version?

[00:09:38] The Blake Shelton version

[00:09:39] Something about falling in love or something

[00:09:41] He was singing the lead major's version

[00:09:43] Yeah

[00:09:44] Because he googled it

[00:09:45] The only reason why he knew the words

[00:09:47] I have it committed to memory, okay?

[00:09:50] I knew the first one

[00:09:52] I didn't know the second one

[00:09:54] I have entire seasons on DVD, okay?

[00:09:57] Don't tell me

[00:09:59] Don't tell him about...

[00:10:01] You know what?

[00:10:02] You messed that up too

[00:10:03] So I don't even care if he gave it a mondo

[00:10:05] You know what?

[00:10:06] Here's the thing

[00:10:07] Yes

[00:10:08] I've never heard either song

[00:10:10] Yeah, you heard it at the end of the big storm

[00:10:12] It's both terrible

[00:10:13] So it doesn't matter

[00:10:14] Okay, let me tell you about fall...

[00:10:17] Sorry, the fall guy?

[00:10:18] The fall guy

[00:10:19] The fall guy

[00:10:21] All right

[00:10:22] This film does a great job

[00:10:25] Of giving an inside look into

[00:10:28] The stuntman job within

[00:10:30] The whole movie industry

[00:10:32] And Ryan Gosling is so likeable

[00:10:35] You can't help but root for him

[00:10:37] The story idea is fun

[00:10:39] And the stunts are creative and awesome

[00:10:42] What isn't awesome though

[00:10:44] Is the whole love story

[00:10:46] That bogs the film down

[00:10:48] And makes it longer than it needed to be

[00:10:50] I mean, I like Emily Blunt

[00:10:52] Just like everyone else does

[00:10:53] But this film really feels

[00:10:56] Way too...

[00:10:58] Way too...

[00:10:59] Way too long

[00:11:01] And it also felt like a TV plot

[00:11:05] With a TV show dialogue

[00:11:07] And maybe that's because

[00:11:09] It is based on a TV show

[00:11:11] Yes, it was

[00:11:12] Yeah, there you go

[00:11:13] Don't get me wrong

[00:11:14] It's fun

[00:11:15] And seeing these stunts on IMAX

[00:11:17] Made them even more fun

[00:11:19] But it was too long

[00:11:20] And at times even a little draggy

[00:11:22] Because it was two hours and six minutes

[00:11:25] Plus, I had issues with the story

[00:11:27] That has Ryan Gosling

[00:11:30] Is almost killed

[00:11:33] And he is supposed to be apologizing

[00:11:35] For anything

[00:11:37] What's that?

[00:11:39] There's beeping

[00:11:41] That's crazy

[00:11:42] Yeah, I didn't like the fact it was predictable

[00:11:46] So I wasn't in on the joke

[00:11:48] That Murray and Bryce were

[00:11:49] So I didn't necessarily love

[00:11:52] The whole story idea

[00:11:53] I hated the whole love story idea

[00:11:55] It was over the top in Corny

[00:11:56] And way too soap opera

[00:11:58] Made for TV

[00:12:00] Overall, I think the action is fun

[00:12:02] And the story idea is creative

[00:12:04] But the story also is very predictable

[00:12:06] And takes way too long to end

[00:12:08] I didn't hate it

[00:12:09] I didn't love it

[00:12:10] But what I did love

[00:12:11] Was seeing this with my boy, the Merman

[00:12:13] So I guess the film is meh

[00:12:15] But spending time with the meh

[00:12:17] Is always a mondo

[00:12:19] That's it

[00:12:23] That's all I got to say

[00:12:24] The movie was a mondo or I was a mondo?

[00:12:25] You're a mondo

[00:12:26] And the movie was a meh

[00:12:28] Okay

[00:12:33] Well, I had to change my intro now

[00:12:35] Because Bryce unexpectedly actually liked the movie

[00:12:38] Right?

[00:12:40] Not liked it

[00:12:41] Loved it

[00:12:42] It was a mondo

[00:12:43] There's a huge difference between

[00:12:44] Because it was as dumb as it gets

[00:12:45] And the fact that he liked it

[00:12:46] It just boggles the mind

[00:12:48] That's what made it awesome

[00:12:49] Boggles the mind

[00:12:50] Okay, let me explain

[00:12:52] To our movie-loving viewers

[00:12:54] What the Fall Guy

[00:12:56] Is supposed to be above

[00:12:58] Yes, let's hear it

[00:12:59] Fall Guy

[00:13:00] No, I'm talking about the show

[00:13:02] Okay, so the show

[00:13:04] Because I had to explain it to you

[00:13:06] I'm going to explain it to them

[00:13:08] It's a love show?

[00:13:09] No, nothing to do with love

[00:13:11] Okay, gotcha

[00:13:12] The Fall Guy

[00:13:13] Yeah

[00:13:14] starring Lee Majors

[00:13:15] Yes

[00:13:16] At 1981 to 1986

[00:13:17] Yes

[00:13:18] Oh, that's why

[00:13:19] He was a stuntman

[00:13:22] Who has to moonlight as a bounty hunter

[00:13:25] To pay his bills

[00:13:26] Because there aren't enough stunts

[00:13:27] Apparently going around

[00:13:28] Apparently stuntmen are not treated well

[00:13:30] So he tracked down people who run out

[00:13:31] On their bail

[00:13:33] Yeah

[00:13:34] Bail bond

[00:13:35] That's right

[00:13:36] And he has to track them down

[00:13:37] Usually across the border

[00:13:38] Or dealing with gangsters

[00:13:40] Or biker gangs or whatever

[00:13:42] So it's like dog the bounty hunter

[00:13:43] But he's more bounty hunter

[00:13:45] Than he is stuntman

[00:13:46] I think the stunts in the show

[00:13:47] Actually count for like five minutes

[00:13:49] And I think most of it was stock footage

[00:13:51] So he was more or less a bounty hunter

[00:13:52] Yes

[00:13:53] But

[00:13:54] The difference is

[00:13:55] Between the movie and this one

[00:13:56] Wait for the sequel

[00:13:58] Jody

[00:13:59] Yes

[00:14:00] Who in this movie

[00:14:01] Is a film director

[00:14:02] In the TV show

[00:14:03] Jody Banks was his assistant

[00:14:06] They never had a thing

[00:14:08] She worked for him

[00:14:10] She was also a stuntwoman

[00:14:12] So yeah there was no romantic thing

[00:14:14] There was no love story

[00:14:15] It was just about the stunts

[00:14:16] And the car chases

[00:14:18] And the action

[00:14:19] Which is a show that I loved

[00:14:21] But this was Jody Moreno

[00:14:23] Yeah I'm saying nothing to do with the show

[00:14:25] Yeah

[00:14:26] So this had very little to do with the show

[00:14:29] Other than the fact that the two original stars

[00:14:31] Showed up at the end

[00:14:32] Spoiler alert

[00:14:33] Wait but also all the people's names

[00:14:34] Were the same as the original TV show

[00:14:36] No they were not

[00:14:37] We're at the Asian Show

[00:14:38] And in this movie

[00:14:39] Just the first name

[00:14:40] Yeah in this movie he wasn't a bounty hunter

[00:14:42] He was just some idiot stuntman

[00:14:44] Who actually got tricked into

[00:14:47] Tracking down

[00:14:49] Star of the movie

[00:14:50] Yeah he's framed is what it was

[00:14:52] Anyway

[00:14:53] That's so dumb

[00:14:54] Anyway

[00:14:57] You know with the Ryan Gosling movie

[00:14:59] Based on one of my favorite all time shows

[00:15:02] I was gonna love it

[00:15:04] Or was I

[00:15:06] What

[00:15:07] See I can do shit too

[00:15:09] What

[00:15:11] I'm gonna start with the bad

[00:15:13] There were parts I didn't like

[00:15:15] What

[00:15:16] There were probably parts I didn't like

[00:15:17] As Jim said

[00:15:19] There was way too much rom

[00:15:21] In this rom-com action movie

[00:15:23] Yes

[00:15:24] Perfect amount

[00:15:25] We saw it in IMAX

[00:15:26] But there wasn't nearly enough action

[00:15:28] Besides Gosling taking off his shirt

[00:15:30] There was a ton of action

[00:15:31] That was pretty awesome

[00:15:32] Heavens to Murgatroy

[00:15:33] That dude is cut

[00:15:34] He is pretty cut

[00:15:35] I was expecting the story

[00:15:37] Such as it was

[00:15:38] To concentrate more on the actual stunts

[00:15:40] There was one hour

[00:15:42] There were so many stunts in it

[00:15:43] With a lot of talking

[00:15:44] Yes

[00:15:46] And they did use the original theme song

[00:15:48] Sort of

[00:15:49] Lake Shelton did a remake

[00:15:50] And they changed the lyrics

[00:15:52] In case people forgot

[00:15:53] It does go like this

[00:15:55] Let's hear it

[00:15:56] Here we go

[00:15:57] I'm not gonna sing though

[00:15:58] I'm not the kind to kiss and tell

[00:16:00] But I've been seen with Farah

[00:16:02] That would be faucet

[00:16:04] Who he was married to

[00:16:05] Yeah

[00:16:06] Never been seen with anything less than a nine

[00:16:09] So fine

[00:16:11] I've been on fire with Sally Field

[00:16:14] Gone fast with a girl named Bo

[00:16:17] That would be Derek

[00:16:18] Yeah

[00:16:19] This is the version I sang

[00:16:21] No, you did not sing this

[00:16:22] Yes, I did

[00:16:23] You destroyed it

[00:16:24] I sang the choruses

[00:16:25] Somehow they don't end up as mine

[00:16:28] It's a death defying life I lead

[00:16:30] I take my chances

[00:16:32] This would have been way better

[00:16:34] I'd die for a living in the movies and TV

[00:16:36] Yeah

[00:16:37] The hardest thing I ever do

[00:16:39] Is watch my leading ladies

[00:16:41] I just skipped the version

[00:16:42] Kiss some other guy

[00:16:43] While I'm bandaging my knee

[00:16:45] See, that's the unknown stuntman

[00:16:47] I might fall from a tall building

[00:16:49] I might roll a braiding car

[00:16:50] How long is this song?

[00:16:51] It's already boring me

[00:16:52] I'm the unknown stuntman

[00:16:53] That made Redford such a star

[00:16:55] Which is exactly what I sang

[00:16:57] Yeah, which was in the movie

[00:17:00] It wasn't the version that was in the movie

[00:17:02] It was not the version that was in the movie

[00:17:04] What does that matter?

[00:17:05] It matters a lot because

[00:17:07] I remember the song

[00:17:09] As soon as the song hit

[00:17:10] My memory went back

[00:17:11] Blake Sheldon changed the words

[00:17:13] I'm not talking about Blake Sheldon

[00:17:16] That's the version that was in the movie

[00:17:18] I understand that

[00:17:19] That's the version you should have sang

[00:17:21] The version that I sang is the one that

[00:17:24] As soon as the song hit

[00:17:26] That's the version that runs through my mind

[00:17:28] It's the version I sang as a kid

[00:17:30] That I heard over and over again

[00:17:32] But that wasn't the version that was in the movie

[00:17:34] Talking about the movie

[00:17:35] That was not the version from the movie

[00:17:37] I can't believe he's getting upset

[00:17:38] That I remember his beloved TV show

[00:17:40] Better than the movie song

[00:17:42] Because you destroyed a song that I used to love

[00:17:45] Like you do every single time

[00:17:47] That's what pisses me off

[00:17:49] Oh, Murray

[00:17:50] I love this

[00:17:52] As far as I know

[00:17:54] Most of the people mentioned

[00:17:56] In that song are still alive

[00:17:58] Just saying

[00:18:00] Yeah, but a lot of them are

[00:18:02] Redford's still alive

[00:18:03] That's the chorus

[00:18:04] They could have left Redford in

[00:18:06] What is the Blake Sheldon version?

[00:18:08] I was probably talking while it was going on

[00:18:10] They talk about love

[00:18:11] Something about doing something for love

[00:18:13] He doesn't like replace it with like

[00:18:15] No, he doesn't mention it

[00:18:17] Cyrus, I don't know who

[00:18:18] No, he doesn't mention anybody

[00:18:20] Or a banana

[00:18:22] He doesn't mention a single star

[00:18:24] Not one

[00:18:25] That's the same person

[00:18:26] Like I said, he also destroyed it

[00:18:28] I'll tell you where we're going first place

[00:18:30] Anyway

[00:18:31] So wait a minute

[00:18:32] Hold on here

[00:18:33] I just want to make sure I'm completely clear

[00:18:34] Because there's a lot of rage being thrown around here

[00:18:36] Yes

[00:18:37] But what I really

[00:18:39] I know

[00:18:40] It's always fun

[00:18:41] So what I really want to be clear about

[00:18:43] Just so everybody who's listening

[00:18:45] Yes

[00:18:46] Is that

[00:18:47] Murray

[00:18:48] Even though the movie was not really like the TV show

[00:18:51] Even though it's kind of somewhat based on the TV show

[00:18:53] You would have preferred to have the music at the end

[00:18:56] Be the TV show version

[00:18:58] They got Lee Majors to come back for the damn cameo

[00:19:00] They could have had him sing a tune

[00:19:02] I'm pretty sure he tells his voice

[00:19:04] Just saying

[00:19:05] He did say stuff

[00:19:06] Why didn't they just use the original song?

[00:19:08] I just wanted to be clear about that

[00:19:10] Because apparently it's nothing like the TV show

[00:19:13] It's very little like the TV show

[00:19:15] Yeah so that's thinking why they didn't bring the music about it

[00:19:18] This is his favorite TV show

[00:19:19] I just heard the opening chords and I'm like

[00:19:21] Oh god now I'm gonna have that running through my head

[00:19:23] And I guess I didn't listen to it

[00:19:25] Because all I have is

[00:19:27] And by the way no I didn't google it

[00:19:29] I googled actually that's not true

[00:19:30] I googled the second one

[00:19:31] I absolutely knew the first verse

[00:19:33] Because that's

[00:19:35] Here's the thing when I listened to it

[00:19:37] And we sat through the entire credits

[00:19:39] I already forgot this theme song right after I left the version

[00:19:42] Because you never saw this show?

[00:19:43] Yeah because the show seems

[00:19:45] I'm like Murray I hate the theme song

[00:19:48] I love it

[00:19:50] But it still caused you to give it a mondo

[00:19:52] Alright Murray so what else you got to say about the fall guy?

[00:19:55] No the theme song gave it a

[00:19:56] I gave the theme song a rage

[00:19:57] I gave the movie a mondo

[00:19:59] Whatever problems the fall guy has

[00:20:04] Aren't really an issue

[00:20:05] What?

[00:20:06] When the final product is this much fun

[00:20:08] What?

[00:20:09] It's a loving tribute to the selflessness

[00:20:11] Of the stunt people wrapped

[00:20:13] Inside a romantic comedy

[00:20:15] And meta action film

[00:20:17] As much as I didn't like the mushy romantic stuff

[00:20:19] Between Blunt and Gosling

[00:20:21] They do make a cute couple

[00:20:23] They were cute

[00:20:24] They're both beautiful people

[00:20:25] They are

[00:20:26] Just like Marilyn Manson

[00:20:27] Ryan Gosling of course was awesome

[00:20:29] In the way he merged the reserved stuntman character

[00:20:32] Of Drive with his natural

[00:20:34] Energy

[00:20:36] His version of cold is pretty great

[00:20:38] Especially because he's not afraid to be vulnerable

[00:20:41] Which makes him more relatable and funny

[00:20:44] Emily Blunt is also a joy to watch

[00:20:46] Any scene she shares with Gosling

[00:20:48] Is effortless and charming

[00:20:50] She is effortless and charming

[00:20:52] Winston Duke is a solid supporting man

[00:20:54] To Gosling

[00:20:55] And FYI my favorite part of Black Panther

[00:20:59] I think he should be the next one

[00:21:01] But that's just my opinion

[00:21:03] Aaron Taylor Johnson does a hilarious

[00:21:05] McConaughey impression

[00:21:07] I thought it was more of Tom Cruise

[00:21:08] Except he didn't actually do his own stunts

[00:21:10] And Hannah Waddington's over-the-top producer

[00:21:12] Definitely landed

[00:21:14] Stephanie Thu

[00:21:16] If you didn't mention

[00:21:17] Yeah

[00:21:18] Has some good butt kicking scenes as well

[00:21:20] And John Claude the French dog was awesome

[00:21:24] She needs to win me over again

[00:21:26] Other than the butchering of the Fall Guy theme song

[00:21:29] Which Bryce is nice to have

[00:21:30] Bryce doesn't have to relive for me

[00:21:32] Apparently 15 minutes of our podcast is dedicated to

[00:21:34] Yeah

[00:21:35] And some bad karaoke

[00:21:37] I love the music in this film

[00:21:39] Emily Blunt needs to do more singing in films

[00:21:42] She absolutely nailed

[00:21:44] A Phil Collins classic

[00:21:46] Even some kiss to Nooch was very timely

[00:21:49] The plot is of course nonsense

[00:21:52] Much like many of my favorite 80s TV shows

[00:21:55] I don't think too hard about it

[00:21:57] You can just shut your brain off and enjoy the ride

[00:21:59] Which I didn't think Bryce was capable of

[00:22:01] This film is a lot of fun

[00:22:05] I like having fun

[00:22:07] Why do people think they want to have fun?

[00:22:09] You don't like having fun

[00:22:11] Usually you're the least unfoned person

[00:22:13] I can't quite give it a mon...

[00:22:16] What is happening right now?

[00:22:18] Because of my fond memories of the TV show

[00:22:21] Oh for crying in a bucket

[00:22:23] It is still the best 80s TV remake I've seen

[00:22:26] And so a very high man

[00:22:28] Oh there you go

[00:22:30] It was sad to me being honest

[00:22:32] I could have modeled the shit out of that and I didn't

[00:22:34] Apparently a high man

[00:22:36] Apparently a high man is very different than a Mando

[00:22:39] Yeah that's what

[00:22:41] If they didn't make it a love story it would have been a Mando

[00:22:43] That's all I'm saying

[00:22:45] All we're saying is you gave it a high man

[00:22:47] Which is different than a Mando

[00:22:51] You know what this has been the most fun I've ever had

[00:22:54] Talking about a movie that I didn't love

[00:22:56] The only things I really liked about this movie

[00:22:59] I love all the actors

[00:23:01] All the actors was fantastic

[00:23:03] I love the dog

[00:23:05] I actually love the dedication to the stuntman

[00:23:08] And the homage to them at the end

[00:23:10] There's a lot of things to have fun in this movie about

[00:23:13] What I just couldn't get into that whole love story

[00:23:16] That sucked it too much out for me

[00:23:19] Yeah it wasn't necessary

[00:23:21] And it wasn't really necessary

[00:23:23] Yeah because they could have cut 25 minutes out of it

[00:23:26] It should have been 90 minutes

[00:23:28] This might be my favorite rom-com ever

[00:23:31] I don't know if I have a favorite

[00:23:33] I do now it's the fall guy

[00:23:35] My favorite rom-com has to be Amelie still

[00:23:39] It's the only movie that I could ever say

[00:23:41] You're gonna call that a rom-com?

[00:23:43] It's an absolute rom-com

[00:23:45] They fall in love at the end

[00:23:47] And it's funny as fuck

[00:23:49] It is funny

[00:23:51] So that's what a rom-com is

[00:23:53] In fact that's the only rom-com I like

[00:23:55] Love, sorry, love

[00:23:57] Moving on to movies I don't care about

[00:23:59] I also love La La Land

[00:24:01] Ryan Gosling, there you go

[00:24:03] Moving on

[00:24:05] I think Marie might bring up Ryan Gosling later in this episode

[00:24:07] I'm just saying

[00:24:09] You may be

[00:24:11] Rye Rye

[00:24:13] Alright so we also went to see a movie called Tarot

[00:24:17] As in cards

[00:24:19] Yeah

[00:24:23] Another PG rated horror film

[00:24:25] Or as I like to say

[00:24:27] A Goosebumps episode

[00:24:29] It's only an hour and a half long episode of Goosebumps

[00:24:33] This one girl does everything she knows is wrong

[00:24:37] As I'm putting in quotes medium

[00:24:39] Although it seemed a little extra well done to me

[00:24:43] And reads someone else's tarot deck

[00:24:47] And then the evil tarot deck

[00:24:49] Stupidly and conveniently kills mostly everyone

[00:24:53] Except for some reason a couple of people

[00:24:57] And then everything is predictable and nothing really made any sense

[00:25:01] Except that I hated every single thing about this film

[00:25:05] No wait, some of the zoom in shots

[00:25:07] Where the tarot monster

[00:25:09] Depending on which tarot monster we're thinking of

[00:25:11] Of choice

[00:25:13] Zooms in on people before they kill them

[00:25:17] Off screen of course

[00:25:19] We're kind of cool

[00:25:21] That is the only thing I thought was cool in this movie

[00:25:25] Not cool enough to make this anything but a horrible horrible

[00:25:29] Most annoying rage of a horror film

[00:25:31] It was so completely awful

[00:25:33] I was in pain and suffering

[00:25:35] Yeah it's just total garbage

[00:25:37] I mean I'm not going to waste anybody's time here

[00:25:39] Tarot was bad

[00:25:41] It was like

[00:25:43] They had like little

[00:25:45] Basically it was a movie

[00:25:47] That was getting you to the next jump scare

[00:25:49] The problem is

[00:25:51] Is that when you have that many jump scares

[00:25:53] Number one the first one was ineffective

[00:25:55] And then once you're into like the twelfth one

[00:25:57] They're really ineffective

[00:25:59] So the only thing that it was basing itself on

[00:26:01] Is getting you to that jump scare

[00:26:03] Was just completely watered down

[00:26:05] By the time you got to the twelfth, thirteenth, fourteenth

[00:26:09] However many there were

[00:26:11] And it was just so

[00:26:13] It was just so nothing

[00:26:15] Like it was nothing

[00:26:17] I mean I guess I learned that you don't

[00:26:19] You know when you mix tarot and astrology

[00:26:21] And things happen

[00:26:23] I think the total message was

[00:26:25] Don't touch somebody else's shit

[00:26:27] Maybe there's a positive message

[00:26:29] You know what I might take

[00:26:31] This is a positive message for people

[00:26:33] Don't fuck with people's shit

[00:26:35] You don't use someone else's tarot deck

[00:26:37] That's just something you don't do

[00:26:39] But it's my birthday

[00:26:41] Oh okay well then I'll do it

[00:26:43] Let's do it

[00:26:45] What? You just said

[00:26:47] What?

[00:26:49] This movie was a total piece of crap

[00:26:51] It's another pile

[00:26:53] You know if someone throw on the pile of PG

[00:26:55] Garbage that's out there

[00:26:57] For horror

[00:26:59] This one isn't even a good gateway to a good horror

[00:27:01] Movie it's just garbage

[00:27:03] It was total rage

[00:27:05] Yeah the um

[00:27:07] The thing that made me laugh the most

[00:27:09] Was us having

[00:27:11] Chitter chatter through the movie

[00:27:13] Although there was two other people in the cinema

[00:27:15] They came in late

[00:27:17] But we hopefully

[00:27:19] If they weren't there we would have had a lot more fun watching this

[00:27:21] Probably

[00:27:23] There's a part in the movie

[00:27:25] I don't care if I fucking spoil this movie

[00:27:27] Because it's so terrible I pray

[00:27:29] That people that listen to us

[00:27:31] Listen to us and do not see this film

[00:27:33] This isn't one of those so bad

[00:27:35] You gotta see it

[00:27:37] It's just so bad

[00:27:39] So the best part about it was

[00:27:41] First off everything is so predictable

[00:27:43] Completely predictable

[00:27:45] Completely stupid

[00:27:47] It's like yeah this could be happening

[00:27:49] I think I'm gonna walk home by myself

[00:27:51] And that happens so many times in the movie

[00:27:53] And then on top of that

[00:27:55] It's like

[00:27:57] The goal you're like

[00:27:59] I know there's somebody in this place

[00:28:01] And some bad shit is happening

[00:28:03] But you know what I'm gonna do

[00:28:05] I'm gonna go up into dark spaces

[00:28:07] Just for apparently no reason

[00:28:09] But the one that I love the most was I said

[00:28:11] Hey yeah how much you want to bet

[00:28:13] Spider-Man dude comes back later on

[00:28:15] And sure enough

[00:28:17] There he is which made absolutely no sense

[00:28:19] Because it made so much

[00:28:21] Not sense Marie

[00:28:23] That they had to put in the movie

[00:28:25] The reason why he did come back

[00:28:27] Yes then you got this

[00:28:29] Which was also stupid

[00:28:31] Which was really quite dumb

[00:28:33] Every other horror movie I've seen in my life

[00:28:35] No it's quite not like a lot of movies

[00:28:37] No it's not

[00:28:39] Because there was nothing redeeming bills

[00:28:41] You gotta admit those monsters when they're like

[00:28:43] Way back

[00:28:45] And then when they zoom forward

[00:28:47] And then next thing you know they're there

[00:28:49] Those shots were pretty cool

[00:28:51] Right? I don't know they weren't uncool

[00:28:53] Yeah there you go that's all I really wanted to know

[00:28:55] I just wanted to make sure they weren't uncool

[00:28:57] Alright they weren't uncool

[00:28:59] But that's the only reason

[00:29:01] If somebody edited those together

[00:29:03] In a two of two minute clip

[00:29:05] That would have been a good short to watch

[00:29:07] Yes

[00:29:09] Alright so we got to see

[00:29:11] The Korean film

[00:29:13] The Roundup

[00:29:15] Colin

[00:29:17] Oh

[00:29:19] Punishment

[00:29:21] Yes and it's not the stuff you put on your grass

[00:29:23] No

[00:29:25] No that's different

[00:29:27] That's just just roundup

[00:29:29] Yeah right? It's like I ain't no farming

[00:29:31] And stuff

[00:29:33] You know when my wife and I went to her

[00:29:35] Her family farmstead

[00:29:37] When we were first together

[00:29:39] And she pulled a carrot out of

[00:29:41] The ground

[00:29:43] And wiped it on her leg

[00:29:45] And eat it I almost said

[00:29:47] I can't kiss you ever again

[00:29:49] There you go

[00:29:51] And I didn't for a whole week until she brinsed with a lot of mouthwash

[00:29:53] And bleach

[00:29:55] Yeah I used to visit my cousins in the farm

[00:29:57] And I drank milk that basically

[00:29:59] Just came out of a cow

[00:30:01] She just sucked on a cow's meat

[00:30:03] Oh no it was in a jug on the table

[00:30:05] She just milked the cow

[00:30:07] And the eggs spread from the jug

[00:30:09] Right from the outer into your mouth

[00:30:11] I was afraid of cows back then

[00:30:13] I've done that with a lot of things

[00:30:15] It's all gross anyways

[00:30:17] You realize that's baby cow hormone

[00:30:19] I mean it's gross now

[00:30:21] But when you were 10 years ago

[00:30:23] You loved it

[00:30:25] Baby cow formula

[00:30:27] So that you can fatten up baby cow

[00:30:29] That's right

[00:30:31] I don't know why humans are consuming it

[00:30:33] It's gross

[00:30:35] Beel

[00:30:37] We better let Bryce talk about this

[00:30:39] That might be one

[00:30:41] That's his trigger

[00:30:43] I know it is

[00:30:45] The roundup punishment

[00:30:47] Ma Suk Do played by

[00:30:49] Ma Dong Suk

[00:30:51] Is a Korean cop

[00:30:53] He hits hard

[00:30:55] Real hard

[00:30:57] He is not very tech savvy

[00:30:59] So when he needs to investigate an online casino

[00:31:01] That uses forced labor

[00:31:03] That entices tech nerds to the Philippines

[00:31:07] And because one of those

[00:31:09] Nerds ends up dead

[00:31:11] Ma Suk Do

[00:31:13] Has to team up with some

[00:31:15] Cop tech nerds

[00:31:17] To bring down an organized crime empire

[00:31:19] Can you pause just for a second

[00:31:21] Because what made this so funny

[00:31:23] Is that as we're watching this movie

[00:31:25] I'm looking at Bryce going

[00:31:27] This is Bryce if he was a cop

[00:31:29] And then I

[00:31:31] Am the tech nerd

[00:31:33] That's actually sitting there

[00:31:35] It was so funny

[00:31:37] To bring down an organized crime empire

[00:31:39] To do this he needs money

[00:31:41] So in order to fund his police investigation

[00:31:43] He shakes down

[00:31:45] To rival crime syndicates

[00:31:47] Because I guess that's how it's done

[00:31:49] In Korea

[00:31:51] The criminals fund the police investigations

[00:31:53] To bring down the other criminals

[00:31:55] At least

[00:31:57] At least that's what happens when

[00:31:59] Super cop

[00:32:01] Ma Suk Do asks for assistance

[00:32:03] Not unlike the fall guy

[00:32:05] This was a whole lot of big

[00:32:07] Dumb fun

[00:32:09] I loved almost every single second of it

[00:32:11] The roundup punishment was

[00:32:13] Mondo

[00:32:15] Okay

[00:32:17] Alright let me tell you about this

[00:32:19] Movie

[00:32:21] Okay so on one

[00:32:23] Side

[00:32:25] We have a cop

[00:32:27] Who literally

[00:32:29] Punches every single person

[00:32:31] He comes in contact with

[00:32:33] With one

[00:32:35] On the other side

[00:32:37] You have a sociopath

[00:32:39] Who is his nemesis

[00:32:41] Who literally stabs every person

[00:32:43] He comes into contact with

[00:32:45] So stabby

[00:32:47] Our cop is played as Bryce has already said

[00:32:49] By none other than the power house action

[00:32:51] Korean beef cake

[00:32:53] Sook

[00:32:55] This film was so much fun

[00:32:57] As you have this cop

[00:32:59] Who basically makes all his own rules

[00:33:01] And does whatever it takes to solve a crime

[00:33:03] Which

[00:33:05] Includes extorting money from dirty casino dudes

[00:33:07] Cause

[00:33:09] As Bryce said

[00:33:11] They need seed money to set up a sting operation

[00:33:13] And

[00:33:15] They have run out of budget

[00:33:17] Plus

[00:33:19] Beats the living snot out of every single

[00:33:21] Person with usually one punch

[00:33:23] But sometimes that person

[00:33:25] Takes two punches

[00:33:27] Sometimes

[00:33:29] The layers of cybercrime in this film

[00:33:31] Are so deep and layered

[00:33:33] With lots of bad guys who double cross the other

[00:33:35] Bad guys

[00:33:37] The violence is super violent

[00:33:39] And there is lots of it

[00:33:41] Plus you also get time

[00:33:43] To catch up with regular police work

[00:33:45] So while it's not doing punchy and stabby

[00:33:47] You have

[00:33:49] The well written police work drama

[00:33:51] Take that

[00:33:53] Plus all the characters in this

[00:33:55] That were so well developed

[00:33:57] I mean like so so well

[00:33:59] Every single character

[00:34:01] There was a lot of characters

[00:34:03] You knew what you needed to know about all of them

[00:34:05] About every single one of them

[00:34:07] And it wasn't, it didn't feel long

[00:34:09] Like in contrast to

[00:34:11] The fall guy

[00:34:13] You still had lots of characters

[00:34:15] And you also did get development though

[00:34:17] It felt long

[00:34:19] And this is so funny

[00:34:21] And I now have a new phrase

[00:34:23] That I'm going to start using

[00:34:25] When I call people on the phone

[00:34:27] Ready for this, Mer?

[00:34:29] So if you get a call from me

[00:34:31] And I say, do you want to die?

[00:34:33] That was literally his catchphrase

[00:34:36] When he calls people

[00:34:38] Do you want to die?

[00:34:40] Do you want to die? Especially when they're people that

[00:34:42] He says in Korean

[00:34:44] Yeah he says in Korean in his subtitle

[00:34:46] He's like, do you want to die?

[00:34:48] And then of course the person's like

[00:34:50] No I don't

[00:34:52] He instantly throws him off his game

[00:34:54] The movie was a blast from start to finish

[00:34:56] I freaking loved every single second of this

[00:34:58] Movie it was MAH-HONDO

[00:35:06] So the good news with this

[00:35:08] Is there's like three other

[00:35:10] Movies involving this character

[00:35:12] What? There's the outlaws

[00:35:14] From 2017 and then they pushed

[00:35:16] Into high gear

[00:35:18] The roundup 2022

[00:35:20] Roundup No Way Out

[00:35:22] 2023 and then we got the

[00:35:24] Roundup Punishment 2024

[00:35:26] I think we're getting a 2025

[00:35:28] Roundup and I can't wait

[00:35:30] If we don't get a 2025 roundup

[00:35:32] If this was the fourth movie in the series

[00:35:34] This might be like the greatest

[00:35:36] You know, sequels

[00:35:38] That have ever been because this was the third

[00:35:40] Sequel and it was amazing

[00:35:44] You know, this is going to come up a little later

[00:35:46] In our podcast

[00:35:48] It's going to give you all a hint there

[00:35:50] But I have some unpacking to do

[00:35:52] There's a couple of scenes in this that are monumental

[00:35:54] When it comes to action films

[00:35:56] One is the motorcycle helmet scene

[00:35:58] Where he's trying to get information

[00:36:00] Trying to get information from this guy

[00:36:02] And he's like, yeah I'm not talking

[00:36:04] So what does he do?

[00:36:06] He puts a motorcycle helmet on

[00:36:08] And then literally punches a...

[00:36:10] But the thing is

[00:36:12] It's smart because if he didn't put the motorcycle helmet

[00:36:14] On the guy would be out

[00:36:16] And then he couldn't ask him anything

[00:36:18] So he had to put the helmet on

[00:36:20] So he'd just feel pain and not be unconscious

[00:36:22] And his

[00:36:24] Dude that has the Gucci bag

[00:36:26] The guy that they

[00:36:28] Convince him

[00:36:30] That they've hired him on to be

[00:36:32] This special

[00:36:34] Special undercover cop

[00:36:36] They give him this badge that's basically

[00:36:38] You know, it's just a fake badge

[00:36:40] That alone

[00:36:42] Those characters

[00:36:44] Were just so fun

[00:36:46] Yeah, I can't wait to

[00:36:48] Continue to watch this series

[00:36:50] And we gotta now catch up with all the other ones

[00:36:52] We gotta go watch one of these

[00:36:54] We do, absolutely, I'm definitely watching them

[00:36:56] It's great, I love this movie

[00:36:59] I wish The Fall Guy was as good as this

[00:37:01] The Fall Guy was as good in a different way

[00:37:03] No, it wasn't

[00:37:05] There was no love story in this movie

[00:37:07] So much fun

[00:37:09] Yeah

[00:37:11] Nothing wrong with a little love

[00:37:13] Yeah, there is

[00:37:15] All you need is love

[00:37:17] The Beatles taught me that

[00:37:19] Speaking of love

[00:37:21] Nothing gets your love juices flowing more than

[00:37:23] The Merman Minute

[00:37:25] Yeah, I'm instantly regretting this because

[00:37:27] I'm already in a rage state

[00:37:29] What?

[00:37:31] Uh oh

[00:37:33] Wait, let me try and guess

[00:37:35] It's your favorite major's movies

[00:37:37] It's your favorite

[00:37:39] 80s TV series

[00:37:41] Make sure you're a little closer

[00:37:43] Oh

[00:37:45] Now that one of my favorite 80s

[00:37:47] TV shows as I made into a feature

[00:37:49] length film starting the dreamy

[00:37:51] Ryan Gosling

[00:37:53] I'm gonna take a look at some of the other

[00:37:55] TV shows from the 80s

[00:37:57] Some have been made into films

[00:37:59] Some are just aching to be brought

[00:38:01] to the big screen

[00:38:03] Now, just a fair warning to you both

[00:38:05] What?

[00:38:07] Many of these shows were a big

[00:38:09] part of my childhood

[00:38:11] Uh oh

[00:38:13] And shaped who the Merman is

[00:38:15] So ridicule them at your own peril

[00:38:17] As

[00:38:19] my buddy Lou Frickna would say

[00:38:21] Well, mostly his alter ego Bruce

[00:38:23] You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

[00:38:25] As it happens

[00:38:27] most of the shows in this list were produced

[00:38:29] by Glenn A. Larson

[00:38:31] Okay

[00:38:33] First off, Magnum PI

[00:38:35] Which I just restarted watching again

[00:38:37] I've never seen this

[00:38:39] I'm talking the original

[00:38:41] You've just watched it again

[00:38:43] I started watching it again

[00:38:45] Because it has not aged well

[00:38:47] I still enjoyed it

[00:38:49] The only reason I bring it up

[00:38:51] because

[00:38:53] I actually had to watch an episode of Magnum PI

[00:38:55] The new one or the old one

[00:38:57] No, no, the old one

[00:38:59] I had to watch an episode with Tom Selleck

[00:39:01] At

[00:39:03] when I went to

[00:39:05] my girlfriend's parents house

[00:39:07] Yeah, yeah

[00:39:09] And wow

[00:39:11] It was a two part episode

[00:39:13] with Sharon Stone in it

[00:39:15] Where she played two roles

[00:39:17] But she was actually just schizophrenic

[00:39:19] apparently

[00:39:21] And it was

[00:39:23] unwatchable

[00:39:25] For you

[00:39:27] I've never seen it

[00:39:29] If I make a tenu with my moment of the show

[00:39:31] You can

[00:39:33] Okay, go ahead

[00:39:35] You're very fortunate

[00:39:37] Tom Selleck

[00:39:39] The man, the mustache

[00:39:41] Those shirts

[00:39:43] That Ferrari

[00:39:45] The winning smile

[00:39:47] And the locations

[00:39:49] Yes, it was shot in Hawaii

[00:39:51] Yet to be made into a film

[00:39:53] But it's due

[00:39:55] Unfortunately, the old Tom is a little long

[00:39:57] In the two

[00:39:59] They don't get that loser from the TV remake

[00:40:01] That is unwatchable

[00:40:03] I didn't even know there was a TV remake

[00:40:05] I have a funny story about the Magnum thing though

[00:40:07] That's my boss' nickname

[00:40:09] Is Magnum

[00:40:11] Well Magnum, Thomas Magnum is an ex Navy seal

[00:40:13] It was a PI

[00:40:15] I love my PI

[00:40:17] The show was not actually on here

[00:40:19] Which I just thought of

[00:40:21] Which is probably my all time detective show

[00:40:23] Remington Steel

[00:40:25] Freakin loved it

[00:40:27] Have every season on DVD

[00:40:29] The Brosnan

[00:40:31] That's not even on here

[00:40:33] No comment

[00:40:35] Yes, thank you for not commenting

[00:40:37] Next up

[00:40:39] The Fall Guy, having just seen the new film

[00:40:41] This one is fresh in my mind

[00:40:43] I highly recommend people

[00:40:45] Check out old reruns on YouTube

[00:40:47] They're free

[00:40:49] No comment

[00:40:51] Lots of cool things about the Fall Guy

[00:40:53] Lee Majors, Heather Thomas

[00:40:55] In a bikini most of the time

[00:40:57] Very cool pickup truck

[00:40:59] Cooler theme song

[00:41:01] Yes, Bryce, it was a cool theme song

[00:41:03] This show is just sheer fun

[00:41:05] I like to say this film was as good as the movie

[00:41:07] But it was

[00:41:09] We heard that

[00:41:11] The TV show

[00:41:13] They got Blake Shelton to ruin

[00:41:15] The original theme song

[00:41:17] Wasn't even listening

[00:41:19] That was obvious

[00:41:21] Next up, MacGyver

[00:41:23] Richard Dean Anderson

[00:41:25] I've never seen an episode

[00:41:27] I saw McGroober

[00:41:29] Yeah, I've seen McGroober

[00:41:31] That was better

[00:41:33] Richard Dean Anderson, Karen Maddock as hell

[00:41:35] Could make literally anything from nothing at all

[00:41:37] With paper clips and a last advance

[00:41:39] Never used a gun

[00:41:41] He hated guns, never had to

[00:41:43] He still ticked on the bad guys without using guns

[00:41:45] I hate guns, I probably would like this show, hey?

[00:41:47] MacGyver was kind of an American

[00:41:49] Janus Blonde

[00:41:51] But he was a bit geeky

[00:41:53] He was concerned about people's feelings in the environment

[00:41:55] It was educational

[00:41:57] I really like this guy

[00:41:59] This show was just prime for a big screen version

[00:42:01] Even if it was a kid from the X-Men movie

[00:42:03] As the new McGyver

[00:42:05] I'm pretty much McGyver, why don't you like me more, Merman?

[00:42:07] Because you make fun of stuff I love

[00:42:09] That's why

[00:42:11] There's your answer

[00:42:13] Next up we have

[00:42:15] Airwolf

[00:42:17] Oh my god, the helicopter

[00:42:19] This one didn't have many big names

[00:42:21] Apart from Ernest Borgnag

[00:42:23] Oh man

[00:42:25] Was this also one of your favorites?

[00:42:27] It was okay, I'm not a big aerial fan

[00:42:29] But a helicopter that moved like a jet plane

[00:42:31] Was pretty cool

[00:42:33] And they solved crimes

[00:42:35] Maybe not the greatest idea for a film

[00:42:37] Plus Roy Scheider already made Blue Thunder

[00:42:39] Sure did

[00:42:41] Then we have

[00:42:43] The Dukes of Hazard

[00:42:45] Oh no

[00:42:47] Sadly this has been made into a feature film

[00:42:49] Plus not a good one

[00:42:51] It's terrible but I'd still rather watch it than the Dukes of Hazard TV show

[00:42:53] Casting was a huge issue

[00:42:55] The guy from Jackass

[00:42:57] Stiffler from American Pie

[00:42:59] Yes

[00:43:01] Stump Jessica Simpson

[00:43:03] They even roped old Willie Nelson into it

[00:43:05] Colonel Willie

[00:43:07] Not sure he even did any acting before

[00:43:09] The original was horribly outdated

[00:43:11] With that Confederate flag

[00:43:13] On the roof

[00:43:15] And some of the politically incorrect storylines

[00:43:17] Still

[00:43:19] Big car chases and jumping over stuff

[00:43:21] A 10 year old me enjoyed the hell out of it

[00:43:23] Yeah

[00:43:25] It would start the jump and then they'd go to commercial

[00:43:27] You wouldn't get the way to survive

[00:43:29] Exactly

[00:43:31] There was no rewind near a fast forward

[00:43:33] And you had to sit through the commercial

[00:43:35] And you had to make sure you're back in your seat

[00:43:37] That's right

[00:43:39] So I have to say I did watch one episode of this

[00:43:41] Yes

[00:43:43] No comment

[00:43:45] There's someone called Boss Hog

[00:43:47] Was he in every episode?

[00:43:49] Yes

[00:43:51] And his brother-in-law

[00:43:53] Roscoe

[00:43:55] was the sheriff

[00:43:57] And every episode they're trying to catch the Dukes

[00:43:59] That was all you have to know

[00:44:01] So bad

[00:44:03] The 13 year old me

[00:44:05] enjoyed Daisy Dukes

[00:44:07] Who doesn't?

[00:44:09] I mean she didn't get those

[00:44:11] Like it's literally

[00:44:13] Pants that are named after her

[00:44:15] Right? I mean nobody on this planet

[00:44:17] has pants named after them

[00:44:19] She's like Connick

[00:44:21] Anyway then we have

[00:44:23] Night Rider

[00:44:25] Now we're talking

[00:44:27] This is a talking car

[00:44:29] This show is so cool to me as a boy

[00:44:31] in the early 80s

[00:44:33] It's not to like about it

[00:44:35] The force of nature that is Hasselhoff

[00:44:37] A jet black

[00:44:39] Pontiac transam

[00:44:41] artificial intelligence

[00:44:43] and a cool red light on the front

[00:44:45] A watch you can talk to

[00:44:47] I have a watch I can talk to

[00:44:49] And a big truck

[00:44:51] Mixing some cheesy storylines

[00:44:53] and it sounds like a recipe for a legendary Glenn A. Larson show

[00:44:55] Awesome stuff

[00:44:57] This has fortunately

[00:44:59] You're unfortunately not made into a film yet

[00:45:01] I guess in the world of

[00:45:03] Apple watches and self-driving cars

[00:45:05] Maybe it's time has passed

[00:45:07] No I think it's

[00:45:09] I guarantee in the next three years

[00:45:11] there will be a Night Rider film

[00:45:13] You know what? When we have that

[00:45:15] We're gonna go back and put this clip

[00:45:17] into that episode

[00:45:19] Still my favorite show from the 80s

[00:45:21] And the very few I own every season of

[00:45:23] Don't you already have a favorite

[00:45:25] you said Remington Steel was

[00:45:27] That's a favorite detective show

[00:45:29] So it wasn't Kit and the Kaboodle

[00:45:31] It was Kit and Kaboodle

[00:45:33] Kit was the car and Kaboodle

[00:45:35] Kaboodle was the guy who sat in it

[00:45:37] The car was the evil version who tried to kill Kit

[00:45:39] Wait was the car tried to kill Kit

[00:45:41] Yeah car was the original prototype but it was evil

[00:45:43] Oh

[00:45:45] Was that just like one episode or was that

[00:45:47] No that was the whole story

[00:45:49] Really? How come I don't remember that

[00:45:51] So who was Kaboodle? Who sat in the car

[00:45:53] That was the Hoth

[00:45:55] The Hoth was Mike and Knight

[00:45:57] The Baywatch guy?

[00:45:59] So did Night Rider ever do a crossover with

[00:46:01] Manimal?

[00:46:03] No but that was actually on the list too

[00:46:05] I didn't actually bring it up

[00:46:07] Wait is this you're talking about the same guy that's in

[00:46:09] SpongeBob movie

[00:46:11] Manimal? No

[00:46:13] The Hoth. He's also in Piranha 3

[00:46:15] Double D as well. Yes I remember that

[00:46:17] There you go that's the Hoth

[00:46:19] Like I said the force of nature

[00:46:21] That is David Hasselhoff

[00:46:23] Germans love David Hasselhoff

[00:46:25] And he sings

[00:46:27] You could call it that

[00:46:29] And finally we have the A-T

[00:46:31] What there's more

[00:46:33] Two but two more

[00:46:35] The A-Team

[00:46:37] Other than Mr. T

[00:46:39] The fact they had to

[00:46:41] Drug him to get him on a plane

[00:46:43] Yes

[00:46:45] Mr. T don't fly

[00:46:47] Well BA Barracas don't fly

[00:46:49] Yeah I've seen it episode of the deal

[00:46:51] Badass

[00:46:53] Bad attitude

[00:46:55] They couldn't say ass back then

[00:46:57] Still the show was wall to wall action

[00:46:59] And had a really cool van

[00:47:01] And I don't

[00:47:03] This show was unfortunately made into a feature film

[00:47:05] Yes

[00:47:07] With Liam Neeson

[00:47:09] I could not be bothered to watch this movie

[00:47:11] What? Liam Neeson couldn't even

[00:47:13] Drag you to this movie?

[00:47:15] I think Brad Cooper was in it too

[00:47:17] Stick to the TV show

[00:47:19] I remember seeing the movie

[00:47:21] And we have an honorable mention which you already mentioned

[00:47:23] I did

[00:47:25] There's chips

[00:47:27] Probably the only show I watched where I cheered for

[00:47:29] Ponsh

[00:47:31] Skin tight trousers

[00:47:33] Aviator glasses

[00:47:35] Harley motorbikes

[00:47:37] Ericka strada

[00:47:39] Also never seen an episode

[00:47:41] What's the other guy's name?

[00:47:43] Baker

[00:47:45] What actor?

[00:47:47] Larry

[00:47:49] Really you can remember the actor?

[00:47:51] I'm already impressed you got Larry

[00:47:53] Wow

[00:47:55] You just blew me away

[00:47:57] Chris Pines dad

[00:47:59] Wow

[00:48:01] Played the sergeant

[00:48:03] The original pine

[00:48:05] He's learning me stuff

[00:48:07] I'm all about the 80s

[00:48:09] This was unfortunately made into a film

[00:48:11] With the talentless Dax Shepard

[00:48:13] I like Dax Shepard sometimes

[00:48:15] I can't believe Ericka strada was part of this

[00:48:17] I think he was a producer on it

[00:48:19] And allowed them to destroy the memory of this awesome show

[00:48:21] He did it for the money

[00:48:23] I guess I keep hoping they'll eventually

[00:48:25] Make a good version of it

[00:48:27] Till then I have my

[00:48:29] TV box

[00:48:31] There you go

[00:48:33] Nice

[00:48:35] I love the 80s

[00:48:37] What can I say

[00:48:39] I love the 80s

[00:48:41] I know you guys don't

[00:48:43] Temperature rising

[00:48:45] Vision blurring

[00:48:47] Rage

[00:48:49] Taking over

[00:48:58] Rage

[00:49:00] Rage

[00:49:08] Alright so

[00:49:10] I have actually a few

[00:49:12] Well I have two specific rages for this week

[00:49:14] So I'm going to end

[00:49:16] With the one that I had first

[00:49:18] But

[00:49:20] The one that made me the most rage

[00:49:22] Was

[00:49:24] There was a moment in

[00:49:26] One of the movies

[00:49:28] That Bryce was at on Monday

[00:49:30] That

[00:49:32] I had this epiphany

[00:49:34] Oh yeah your epiphany

[00:49:36] Yes

[00:49:38] So here's my epiphany

[00:49:40] What I want to do is I just want to make a quick

[00:49:42] Little list here

[00:49:46] So the top

[00:49:48] 20

[00:49:50] Grossing American made films

[00:49:52] Okay

[00:49:54] Like ever

[00:49:56] Ever

[00:49:58] Avatar

[00:50:00] Another avatar movie

[00:50:02] Titanic, Star Wars Episode something

[00:50:04] Avengers

[00:50:06] Infinity something

[00:50:08] Jurassic World something

[00:50:10] The Lion King

[00:50:12] The Avengers

[00:50:14] Furious 7

[00:50:16] Top Gun Maverick

[00:50:18] Frozen 2

[00:50:20] Barbie

[00:50:22] Avengers Age of something

[00:50:24] Frozen 1

[00:50:26] Super Mario Brothers

[00:50:28] Star Wars Episode something

[00:50:30] So all but two

[00:50:32] Were either remakes or

[00:50:36] Or they were based on some

[00:50:38] TV show or toy

[00:50:40] Or were they also something that potentially

[00:50:44] Became another sequel because

[00:50:46] Wasn't there a

[00:50:48] So wasn't Titanic

[00:50:50] Was by itself

[00:50:52] Was there a Titanic 2?

[00:50:54] No

[00:50:56] At the end

[00:50:58] That's the top 20

[00:51:00] I still haven't got to my epiphany yet

[00:51:02] There's two original ideas in there by the way

[00:51:04] There was a box office

[00:51:06] I just randomly

[00:51:08] Pulled a country

[00:51:10] From my ass which happened to be Korea

[00:51:12] So in Korea

[00:51:14] I don't think he randomly pulled Korea

[00:51:16] You are correct

[00:51:18] I did not randomly pick it

[00:51:20] So the top 10

[00:51:22] In Korea

[00:51:24] There was only two

[00:51:26] And I'm not going to list them down

[00:51:28] There was only two movies out of their top 10

[00:51:30] That were

[00:51:32] Sequels or

[00:51:34] Remakes or

[00:51:36] Whatever

[00:51:38] So ultimately what my rage is

[00:51:40] And the epiphany that I came upon

[00:51:42] Was that the entire

[00:51:44] Hollywood movie industry

[00:51:46] Is surviving on

[00:51:48] Either A, nostalgia

[00:51:50] Or B, remakes

[00:51:52] Redos and reshit

[00:51:54] This is my rage this week

[00:51:56] Because 99 times out of 100

[00:51:58] I fucking hate these movies so badly

[00:52:00] Because either A

[00:52:02] The originals

[00:52:04] Is only really what you need

[00:52:06] And just other countries

[00:52:08] Around the world just keep making

[00:52:10] Original content

[00:52:12] And it still sells in their movie theaters

[00:52:14] So what is it about North America

[00:52:16] And I picked North America

[00:52:18] Sorry, let's not include Mexico in this

[00:52:20] So Canada in the US

[00:52:22] That all we seem to get is fucking shit

[00:52:24] And that's all it is, it's all just fucking shit

[00:52:26] None of it's good

[00:52:28] The top 20 movies

[00:52:30] Of all of them I maybe liked one

[00:52:32] It leads me to infuriate myself

[00:52:34] I like more than one

[00:52:36] At least 70% of those

[00:52:38] The exception of maybe James Cameron stuff

[00:52:40] My favorite is still the abyss

[00:52:42] No I think there was one out here that I liked

[00:52:44] That's about it

[00:52:46] Maybe two

[00:52:48] Was it Avatar

[00:52:50] No

[00:52:52] You can keep guessing but there's only two

[00:52:54] Maybe I don't think any of those were

[00:52:56] Gave was Mondos

[00:52:58] Because you know what

[00:53:00] There's only one good Star Wars movie

[00:53:02] And it wasn't in the top 20

[00:53:04] So that's my first rage

[00:53:06] I can't take this

[00:53:08] World we live in in North America

[00:53:10] But my second rage

[00:53:12] What's with the multiple rages

[00:53:14] I can't help it

[00:53:16] Which is also a sequel

[00:53:18] Which Brace is looking forward to

[00:53:20] I thought you did, you love apes

[00:53:22] I love the new version

[00:53:24] The new version is so much better

[00:53:26] There's a counter point to your thing

[00:53:28] The originals were all crap

[00:53:30] The originals were horrible

[00:53:32] They were awesome

[00:53:34] It was as awesome as the fall guy

[00:53:36] Okay, so my second rage

[00:53:38] My second rage

[00:53:40] I make it quick

[00:53:42] I'm watching switchback

[00:53:44] Christian Sparks

[00:53:46] The director of the king tide

[00:53:48] Uh huh

[00:53:50] Which Brace and I

[00:53:52] Absolutely loved

[00:53:54] That's right

[00:53:56] So just so everybody knows

[00:53:58] He released a second movie

[00:54:00] At the exact same time in cinemas

[00:54:02] So we on the west coast

[00:54:04] Were able to get the king tide

[00:54:06] But the east coast

[00:54:08] Got his next movie

[00:54:10] That came out just after it

[00:54:12] And we didn't get it

[00:54:14] And now it's pissing me off

[00:54:16] Because I'm like

[00:54:18] Do you think that only the people in the east

[00:54:20] Would appreciate his amazing brilliance as a director

[00:54:22] Cause I went back and watched a couple of his other movies

[00:54:24] He's fucking brilliant

[00:54:26] And we should be able to see all his movies

[00:54:28] All the time

[00:54:30] So if you're gonna release

[00:54:32] Now probably one of my favorite directors

[00:54:34] In cinema

[00:54:36] Let me see it

[00:54:38] Those are my two rages

[00:54:40] We just lost our

[00:54:42] Our indie theater

[00:54:44] Officially closed

[00:54:46] No that's our art house

[00:54:48] Main stream

[00:54:50] Not art house, indie

[00:54:52] The place that plays the indie movies you guys love

[00:54:54] Plaza?

[00:54:56] The globe

[00:54:58] You mean the mainstream art house cinema?

[00:55:00] The one that shows the independent movies

[00:55:02] And not so much the blockbuster

[00:55:04] No it plays art house films

[00:55:06] It plays them both

[00:55:08] It's closed now so good luck trying to find them

[00:55:10] Anywhere else

[00:55:12] Yep that's my rage

[00:55:14] Is

[00:55:16] Didn't you have a second rage?

[00:55:18] That was it

[00:55:20] I have a third rage

[00:55:22] I got lots I can rage on

[00:55:24] Enough rage in this show already

[00:55:47] My rage

[00:55:49] Is dedicated to Merman

[00:55:51] Cause I might fall from a tall building

[00:55:53] I might roll a brand new car

[00:55:55] Cause I'm the unknown stunt

[00:55:57] Man that made Redford such a star

[00:55:59] Hey Merman

[00:56:01] Turn me up

[00:56:03] That's just wrong

[00:56:05] Are you gonna stop singing then?

[00:56:07] Yes

[00:56:09] But that is still just

[00:56:11] That's still just wrong

[00:56:13] My rage is that I actually can't get the tv theme out of my head

[00:56:15] After watching the movie

[00:56:17] Oh just wait till I play Lee Majors version

[00:56:19] Wait, Lee Majors also has a version?

[00:56:21] That's who sang the theme song

[00:56:23] For five goddamn years

[00:56:25] How would I know?

[00:56:27] I've never seen it

[00:56:29] That's who sang the song

[00:56:31] The point I came across was

[00:56:33] They put him in the movie why don't they just let him sing the original

[00:56:35] Because he's not a superstar

[00:56:37] Like Blake

[00:56:39] Like Shelton

[00:56:41] He does nothing now

[00:56:43] He's done nothing

[00:56:45] He left the boys

[00:56:47] No he's married to

[00:56:49] Gwen Stefani

[00:56:51] He wishes he was married to

[00:56:53] Who doesn't?

[00:56:55] Exactly I wish I was

[00:56:57] So Blake Stettler

[00:56:59] Blake Stettler yeah sure

[00:57:01] Stepford wife?

[00:57:03] You're upset because Blake Stettler sang the song?

[00:57:05] I'm upset that he changed the words

[00:57:07] I wouldn't be okay if he kept the original words

[00:57:09] And just sang it I could have lived with that

[00:57:11] I kinda wish you would have left before the credits rolled

[00:57:13] No

[00:57:15] You left before the credits rolled?

[00:57:17] No I wish you would have

[00:57:19] You're like a dog on a bone with this thing

[00:57:21] You know what this may come up in a future episode

[00:57:23] That's all I'm gonna say

[00:57:25] There's probably gonna be a fall guy too

[00:57:27] I may make you listen to the original

[00:57:29] I've heard the original

[00:57:31] Multiple times

[00:57:33] That's why it's the one in my head

[00:57:35] I may call you and leave it on your answering machine

[00:57:37] Just so you can listen to it again

[00:57:39] I never hit play on my answering machine

[00:57:41] Just ask my mother

[00:57:43] Or me

[00:57:45] Or higher what do you call it

[00:57:47] Sing in telegrams and be outside your door

[00:57:49] If you put through the effort for that

[00:57:51] I would actually make me smile

[00:57:53] Anyway, I happen to love this song

[00:57:55] Is that your only rage? That's all you got?

[00:57:57] Yeah, I can't get that bloody song out of my head

[00:57:59] Too damn bad

[00:58:01] I already forgot it

[00:58:03] I could sing it again

[00:58:05] No

[00:58:07] Rage subsiding

[00:58:09] Plus, song

[00:58:11] Hinger feeding

[00:58:15] Oh the last

[00:58:17] Where have you been

[00:58:19] So long ago

[00:58:21] We had the lists

[00:58:23] So for everyone listening

[00:58:25] Go to our website, Film Rage YYC

[00:58:27] Check out our page called

[00:58:29] None of a thing other than the lists

[00:58:31] And we have five lists on there

[00:58:33] We have the undoubted

[00:58:35] The doubted, the mesmerizing

[00:58:37] And the repulsive

[00:58:39] Plus we also have

[00:58:41] Previously removed

[00:58:43] Mesmerized or repulsive

[00:58:45] Which we haven't removed anybody

[00:58:47] But we have the most people that have been removed

[00:58:49] From the mesmerized list

[00:58:51] And

[00:58:53] Looks like Bryce after seeing

[00:58:55] 30 movies in 11 days

[00:58:57] Had time after

[00:58:59] To be able to watch more movies this week

[00:59:01] So

[00:59:03] Sounds like you got to see Full Metal Jacket

[00:59:05] Which is the only movie we're still waiting

[00:59:07] To find out if it was a mondo

[00:59:09] So that Stanley Kubrick

[00:59:11] Can be undoubted

[00:59:13] Yeah, it needed to be a mondo because I's wide shot

[00:59:15] That's correct

[00:59:17] Before Full Metal Jacket was the shining

[00:59:19] Which was a mondo

[00:59:21] So as long as Full Metal Jacket was a mondo

[00:59:23] Then he gets out

[00:59:25] Because everything else there Barry Linden mondo

[00:59:27] Clockworker on mondo, Space Odyssey mondo

[00:59:29] Dr. Strangelove mondo, The lead of mondo

[00:59:31] It's actually

[00:59:33] Too bad he didn't stop making movies in 1980

[00:59:35] Because I'm sorry Kubrick

[00:59:37] Full Metal Jacket was a man

[00:59:39] It was better than I remember it being

[00:59:41] And the first

[00:59:43] 25-30 minutes

[00:59:45] Armando

[00:59:47] It doesn't hold up throughout the whole

[00:59:49] No, it really doesn't

[00:59:51] It does. Me love it

[00:59:53] Long time. It's a good movie

[00:59:55] It's a very good movie but I'm sorry

[00:59:57] I wanted to give it a mondo but I can't

[00:59:59] Look you in the eyes and tell you that that movie

[01:00:01] Was mondo for me

[01:00:03] But as I say, he would have stopped

[01:00:05] Making movies with the shining

[01:00:07] He would have been fine because then the two before

[01:00:09] That would have been Spartacus and Pads of Glory

[01:00:11] And guess what? Those were both mondo

[01:00:13] Well, you know what

[01:00:15] It's just the way things are

[01:00:17] So I'm sorry

[01:00:19] I really wanted to love it

[01:00:21] I did and I watched it

[01:00:23] And initially

[01:00:25] Like man, Harley and me is so good

[01:00:27] In fact

[01:00:29] That I was like this is amazing right now

[01:00:31] And unfortunately once

[01:00:33] Once he dies

[01:00:35] Man, the rest of the movie was okay

[01:00:37] It didn't sustain enough to give to mondo

[01:00:39] I enjoyed it a lot

[01:00:41] And I'm glad I rewatched it because I didn't remember

[01:00:43] Being as good as it is

[01:00:45] But it still wasn't as great

[01:00:47] As you wanted me to think it was

[01:00:49] Well, I still think it is great

[01:00:51] I know you do

[01:00:53] And in your mind he's undoubted

[01:00:55] That's why you brought him up

[01:00:57] And it was close

[01:00:59] In my mind, he's undoubted up until 1980

[01:01:01] If only

[01:01:03] People could have a block of time where they're undoubted

[01:01:05] Did he die like 95 or something?

[01:01:07] No, no, he made eyes wide shut

[01:01:09] 99

[01:01:11] He died soon after eyes wide shut

[01:01:13] Anyways, so I'm sorry

[01:01:15] I feel bad because I actually

[01:01:17] I thought it had a chance and then as I'm watching

[01:01:19] I'm like hey this has a chance and it was okay

[01:01:21] Sometimes

[01:01:23] There's probably an

[01:01:25] 80s TV song that says sometimes

[01:01:27] Something

[01:01:29] Cars in action

[01:01:31] Sometimes cars in action

[01:01:33] I don't know what we're going with here

[01:01:35] And Stan the Kubrick

[01:01:37] Was undoubted

[01:01:39] If only we would have stopped making movies

[01:01:41] After The Shining

[01:01:43] That's right

[01:01:45] So, you know what

[01:01:47] I know we've talked about Ryan Gosling before

[01:01:49] Okay

[01:01:51] But I'm pretty sure the Merman

[01:01:53] Rai Rai

[01:01:55] Merman wants to put

[01:01:57] Never even attempted

[01:01:59] Why wouldn't you attempt it?

[01:02:01] Two reasons. One, getting you two on board

[01:02:03] Is really a miracle

[01:02:05] Why? Why?

[01:02:07] I don't want to see him taking off next week

[01:02:09] Can I just say something?

[01:02:11] I really, really, really like

[01:02:13] Ryan Gosling

[01:02:15] I mean he's so much better

[01:02:17] Than that other Ryan who's

[01:02:19] Deplorable

[01:02:21] He's terrible

[01:02:23] But Ryan Gosling, he's an actor

[01:02:25] He's not just doing his shawarmy bit

[01:02:27] Getting through on his charm

[01:02:29] Well you want to hear some really good news then

[01:02:31] What?

[01:02:33] Ryan Gosling has decided

[01:02:35] To stop making

[01:02:37] Serious dark films

[01:02:39] What?

[01:02:41] For the sake of his family

[01:02:43] That'll last until they grow up

[01:02:45] So he is now going to be making

[01:02:47] Ryan Reynolds shawarmy comedy

[01:02:49] Film

[01:02:51] There you go

[01:02:53] Jim, how could you even put this through

[01:02:55] Unless it, no it did

[01:02:57] It was in the theaters because I know it came out on

[01:02:59] Netflix almost at the same time

[01:03:01] But no it wasn't

[01:03:03] What are you talking about?

[01:03:05] I'm talking about Ryan Gosling being undoubted

[01:03:07] Yeah I understand that

[01:03:09] We can't go because now we know everybody's

[01:03:11] Rating for this week

[01:03:13] He already can't make it because his last two films were

[01:03:15] Man

[01:03:17] But unfortunately the gray man

[01:03:19] Was a rage

[01:03:21] How can that be anything but a rage

[01:03:23] The gray man was awful

[01:03:25] It isn't very good

[01:03:27] But first man

[01:03:29] But okay so

[01:03:31] So we talked about how gray

[01:03:33] He is, do we think he's mesmerizing then

[01:03:35] The nice guys

[01:03:37] I absolutely do, like I said I would never

[01:03:39] Big short

[01:03:41] Put anybody I truly love on this list

[01:03:43] If you guys would tear them down

[01:03:45] The next week so

[01:03:47] It ain't happening

[01:03:49] You want to put them on there I'll agree with you

[01:03:51] Well that's what I'm asking Bryce do you think

[01:03:53] Ryan Gosling is mesmerizing

[01:03:55] Yeah that's a question

[01:03:57] You said undoubted

[01:03:59] Well I did but we already figured that out

[01:04:01] He can't be undoubted

[01:04:03] It's too bad because man

[01:04:05] If you just get rid of the gray man

[01:04:07] He's literally

[01:04:09] Mondo, Mondo, Mondo, Mondo

[01:04:11] It's just the gray man why did he make that

[01:04:13] No it's not

[01:04:15] His last two movies were mess

[01:04:17] So he can't be undoubted

[01:04:19] He has to just start over

[01:04:21] He's just starting over it's okay

[01:04:23] Fall guy, Mondo, Barbie, Mondo

[01:04:25] I don't know what you're talking about

[01:04:27] I don't know what you're watching

[01:04:29] What were you watching

[01:04:31] Are you high right now

[01:04:33] I wish I was high right now

[01:04:35] Anyways is he mesmerizing

[01:04:37] That's the question

[01:04:39] I forgot about only God forgives

[01:04:41] He's

[01:04:43] I want to say

[01:04:45] I believe he is

[01:04:47] Let me just

[01:04:49] Can you tell me you actually like the nice guys too

[01:04:51] Yeah

[01:04:53] It's Mondo

[01:04:55] I agree but

[01:04:57] I don't know why you think

[01:04:59] You know what I like

[01:05:01] You obviously have no idea

[01:05:03] Well I used to

[01:05:05] He used to be so transparent

[01:05:07] Now you're complex

[01:05:09] I've always been complex

[01:05:11] He used to be

[01:05:13] Used to be fucking dynamic

[01:05:15] But now you're just complex

[01:05:17] This is a simple question

[01:05:19] Is he mesmerizing or is he not

[01:05:21] It's a yes or no answer

[01:05:23] I just don't want to say yes

[01:05:25] And then immediately have to go oh yeah

[01:05:27] But what about that movie

[01:05:29] Well we

[01:05:31] You know what

[01:05:33] I'm going yes

[01:05:37] Ryan Gosling is mesmerizing

[01:05:39] And I also agree that

[01:05:41] Ryan Gosling is mesmerizing

[01:05:43] What do you say is

[01:05:45] Ryan Gosling mesmerizing Murray

[01:05:47] I've always said that

[01:05:49] I'm going forward

[01:05:51] Because I just gave you the reasons

[01:05:53] Because everything I love

[01:05:55] You tear down

[01:05:57] Which is why I stopped submitting stuff

[01:05:59] Yes you do

[01:06:01] Don't even try to deny it

[01:06:03] Mister knows how to sing

[01:06:05] The wrong Fall Guy song

[01:06:07] I thought it was the right Fall Guy song

[01:06:09] You also tore down one of my

[01:06:11] It's the Fall Guy song he likes

[01:06:13] I don't understand what's going on

[01:06:15] Why are you hung up on this

[01:06:17] Because you pissed me off this episode

[01:06:19] That's why

[01:06:21] The most important thing is

[01:06:23] Ryan Gosling

[01:06:25] Mesmerizing

[01:06:27] Alright well

[01:06:29] Now we have more people

[01:06:31] We gotta now

[01:06:33] We now have another person

[01:06:35] That potentially

[01:06:37] Some of our people that

[01:06:39] We haven't been able to take off

[01:06:41] Potentially they gotta battle against the Rai Rai

[01:06:43] They gotta go against the Rai Rai

[01:06:45] I'm not calling the Rai Rai

[01:06:47] I predict he's gonna be gone next week

[01:06:49] You don't know

[01:06:51] Oh my god Murman

[01:06:53] You do understand what mesmerizing means

[01:06:55] Did you lose your tail buddy

[01:06:57] What is going on

[01:06:59] He's mesmerizing

[01:07:01] We all believe he's mesmerizing

[01:07:03] You're like doing an impression at Eor right now

[01:07:05] I lost my tail

[01:07:07] Again

[01:07:11] Plus we don't know

[01:07:13] And maybe he's more mesmerizing

[01:07:15] That's the whole concept

[01:07:17] Alright well

[01:07:19] This was a full list segment

[01:07:21] I gotta say

[01:07:23] You know what I'm missing right now

[01:07:25] I don't

[01:07:27] I'm missing some sin in my life

[01:07:29] I see what you did

[01:07:31] Last time on

[01:07:39] Rage or dare

[01:07:41] Our BBB boy Bryce

[01:07:43] Avoided confession as he pulled

[01:07:45] Cosmic Sin

[01:07:47] The 2021 Bruce Willis

[01:07:49] Masterpiece

[01:07:51] Is that actually a thing

[01:07:53] Anyway this week it's Jim's turn

[01:07:55] To rage or dare

[01:07:57] Oh no wait

[01:07:59] Bryce the slack jawed Yoko

[01:08:01] Failed to refill his horrible bag of romcoms

[01:08:03] And musicals so I guess it's only

[01:08:05] Dare or Casey for our little

[01:08:07] Jimmy Kins

[01:08:09] Now let's check in with Bryce and see if this

[01:08:11] Sinful Bruce Willis film demands

[01:08:13] 20 Hail Marys worth of rage

[01:08:15] Or 20 Full Latin

[01:08:17] Ceremonies worth of rage

[01:08:19] Doesn't really matter

[01:08:21] A sin's a sin am I right folks

[01:08:23] I'm just praying this does its job

[01:08:25] On our pagan breakfast

[01:08:27] Come on Bryce

[01:08:29] Mmm

[01:08:31] Yeah so I don't know like what was it

[01:08:33] Like 6-8 weeks ago that I was

[01:08:35] Dare to watch this

[01:08:37] So I watched it like the next

[01:08:39] That night

[01:08:41] And I didn't take any notes

[01:08:43] So I don't really remember

[01:08:45] I remember it took place like

[01:08:47] 500 years in the future

[01:08:49] I remember they were like colonizing other

[01:08:51] Planets cause like earth is like

[01:08:53] Unlivable or something like that

[01:08:55] I remember that

[01:08:57] I felt bad for Bruce

[01:08:59] Willis as I watched it

[01:09:01] I remember

[01:09:03] Frank Grillo was in it but I don't

[01:09:05] Really remember him making an impression

[01:09:07] On me

[01:09:09] I remember

[01:09:11] I was bad

[01:09:13] I mean you're asking me to recall

[01:09:15] It had to be 5-6 weeks ago

[01:09:17] So I don't understand

[01:09:19] Why did we have a 5-6 week gap

[01:09:21] Before we did this

[01:09:23] Cause we had so much other movies

[01:09:25] We were talking about

[01:09:27] And you knew ahead of time

[01:09:29] We were gonna do it when we got back

[01:09:31] And had time to catch up

[01:09:33] So that's your own fault

[01:09:35] Anyways I sort of remember the movie

[01:09:37] Barely but it was

[01:09:39] I remember that

[01:09:41] I remember there scenes in it where I was like

[01:09:43] What?

[01:09:45] But it's

[01:09:47] I wish I could be more specific but I can't

[01:09:49] Cause it's like gone

[01:09:51] The funniest thing about this is

[01:09:53] I also have seen this movie

[01:09:55] And do you remember anything about it?

[01:09:57] No I just remember it was so awesome

[01:09:59] I remember it was bad

[01:10:01] I'm giving it a rage even though

[01:10:03] Usually a rage makes like an impression

[01:10:05] And I can like pick some stuff out

[01:10:07] And I was like and that's why this was awful

[01:10:09] This was awful because

[01:10:11] It was so

[01:10:13] Like nothing

[01:10:15] And I remember the special effects were laughable

[01:10:17] Yes

[01:10:19] And as I say I just

[01:10:21] What it comes down to is it just made me feel bad

[01:10:23] Cause I'm watching

[01:10:25] I mean I'm not the biggest Bruce Willis fan in the world

[01:10:27] But watching him do stuff like this

[01:10:29] It makes me feel bad

[01:10:31] Cause

[01:10:33] As much as I'm not a fan of his

[01:10:35] It's better than this

[01:10:37] And let's leave it at that

[01:10:39] But the movie was a rage

[01:10:41] There's a thing

[01:10:43] That sometimes actors just don't age gracefully

[01:10:45] And I don't mean like

[01:10:47] Age gracefully as in

[01:10:49] They just start making

[01:10:51] It's like they're desperate to still work

[01:10:53] So they pick stuff that isn't great

[01:10:55] To me it's a lot like Michael J. Fox

[01:10:57] He knew he had Parkinson's

[01:10:59] So he signed a contract to make a bunch of bad movies

[01:11:01] To bring home money to his family

[01:11:03] Knowing he only had so many years

[01:11:05] I wonder when Bruce Willis found out

[01:11:07] That he had Alzheimer's and was going to be

[01:11:09] Losing his mind

[01:11:11] And signed on for a bunch of crappy films

[01:11:13] Which is exactly why he did it

[01:11:15] And if that's how he did it

[01:11:17] That's cool with me

[01:11:19] But it doesn't take away from the fact

[01:11:21] That it's still sad to watch

[01:11:23] It's hard to give something to rage when you're sad

[01:11:25] Exactly, that's the whole thing

[01:11:27] It just made me sad

[01:11:29] It's a sad rage

[01:11:31] You know what, I gotta pick some shit

[01:11:33] Cause guess what

[01:11:35] I'm gonna refill my bag like real soon

[01:11:37] You know what, I've heard that room so many times

[01:11:39] You realize mine is full too right?

[01:11:41] Yeah, I know

[01:11:43] But yours and Casey's

[01:11:45] Where's the dare bag

[01:11:47] I feel like I'm not ready to go back into full rage mode

[01:11:49] Where the hell's the

[01:11:51] Oh this is the audience

[01:11:53] There we go, I'm gonna make an audience dare bag

[01:11:55] It's getting pretty light too

[01:11:57] So audience send me some movies

[01:11:59] I'm not ready to go back into full rage mode

[01:12:01] Wait did we review this already?

[01:12:03] Epic movie

[01:12:05] I'm pretty sure I had it

[01:12:07] Yeah, no I think I already watched it

[01:12:09] Alrighty

[01:12:11] It was a superhero parody

[01:12:13] Yes, it is terrible

[01:12:15] The director of that is also

[01:12:17] On our doubted list

[01:12:19] Next

[01:12:21] Next is

[01:12:23] The Pink Panther 2

[01:12:25] Did we watch that one?

[01:12:27] The Pink Panther 2

[01:12:29] Yes, you get to watch the sequel

[01:12:31] Of the thing that was horrible

[01:12:33] Having said that

[01:12:35] That whole him pronouncing hamburger

[01:12:37] Still makes me giggle

[01:12:39] Yes

[01:12:41] Emburghite

[01:12:43] Emburghite

[01:12:45] I am not looking forward to this

[01:12:47] It's just total nonsense one

[01:12:49] Rest in peace Peter Sellers

[01:12:51] Yes, I freaking love

[01:12:53] Peter Sellers

[01:12:55] The Pink Panther movies

[01:12:57] No, it's Steve Martin

[01:12:59] I need to watch the party again

[01:13:01] Also a great film

[01:13:03] Anyways

[01:13:05] This was so rage filled

[01:13:07] I cannot tell you

[01:13:09] The Pink Panther 2

[01:13:11] Part D

[01:13:13] Part D

[01:13:15] Ah yes

[01:13:17] I'm sorry what are you watching?

[01:13:19] I'm watching The Pink Panther 2

[01:13:21] That's awesome

[01:13:23] Can't wait to hear what you're thinking about

[01:13:25] Thanks ragers for listening

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[01:14:09] That's it for this week

[01:14:11] Raaaaaaage on

[01:14:21] Raaaaage on

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