Episode 242 - Monster Week

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[00:00:22] Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[00:00:29] Murray's temper early in this post, however we still have some Merman predictions

[00:00:34] In The Amazing Merman Predicts tournament and I think you got some other stuff applicable

[00:00:38] Even though he's not here not here

[00:00:43] He's here in spirit

[00:00:45] I'm gonna try to do my best Murray impression.

[00:00:48] We'll see how that goes.

[00:00:50] Not looking forward to that at all.

[00:00:52] No, neither am I, but you know what?

[00:00:55] They don't pay me for my good looks.

[00:00:57] Actually, they don't pay you at all.

[00:00:59] It's true.

[00:01:00] So the introduction's out of the way.

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[00:02:08] All right.

[00:02:09] So what did the amazing Merman predict?

[00:02:11] Well,

[00:02:11] the amazing Merman predicted by just watching the trailers

[00:02:15] this week as a because he didn't.

[00:02:17] Oh, wait, he did see one of the movies with us.

[00:02:19] So the three movies that we're going to be talking about

[00:02:22] this week are Blood and Honey.

[00:02:26] Part two or sorry, we need the poo blood and honey to

[00:02:31] is it going to say with a line?

[00:02:33] Actually, what do you the poo blood and

[00:02:36] part two?

[00:02:37] It's actually just two.

[00:02:38] Just two.

[00:02:39] Okay.

[00:02:40] Well, poo and two.

[00:02:42] Those rhyme.

[00:02:43] It's rhyme.

[00:02:43] And actually, Murray predicted a double rage.

[00:02:46] A double rage?

[00:02:47] A double rage.

[00:02:48] I know what I said.

[00:02:49] Didn't you see that they'd have money

[00:02:51] and they'd have lots of ability to remake them?

[00:02:54] Or whatever they want to call that?

[00:02:56] Make another poo movie?

[00:02:59] So yeah, he thinks we're both going to rage.

[00:03:01] I think the poo movie that we'll think that it's poo.

[00:03:04] Exactly.

[00:03:05] It's number two twice.

[00:03:07] Got it.

[00:03:08] All right.

[00:03:09] And he predicted stop motion, which is another one

[00:03:12] that we had watched when we all watched together.

[00:03:14] And it is playing at where it was playing

[00:03:17] at whatever our local cinemas.

[00:03:19] So you probably now missed it.

[00:03:21] Although seems like everybody else has seen this a couple

[00:03:24] weeks ago because they got it in mainstream cinemas

[00:03:28] in the US and we did not.

[00:03:30] So we finally got it here.

[00:03:33] He predicted two mezz.

[00:03:35] And I'm not going to tell you what Murie's rated it,

[00:03:38] but we're going to have his rating later.

[00:03:40] All right.

[00:03:41] And finally, Godzilla X-Con.

[00:03:45] The new empire.

[00:03:47] Yes.

[00:03:47] Bryce is going to rage and Jim is going to give it a man.

[00:03:54] There it is.

[00:03:54] Yep.

[00:03:55] That's the amazing monoproducts.

[00:03:57] That's the amazing monoproducts he has predicted now.

[00:04:04] All right.

[00:04:06] Perfect timing.

[00:04:08] That's what we planned this out.

[00:04:10] There we go.

[00:04:12] Apparently we did.

[00:04:15] All right.

[00:04:17] So the first movie we saw ish was Winnie the Pooh Blood

[00:04:25] and Honey 2.

[00:04:26] Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey 2.

[00:04:29] Yeah, baby.

[00:04:30] Picked off.

[00:04:31] Picked after.

[00:04:32] Picked up after the deadly occurrences of the first chapter.

[00:04:38] We now find Christopher Robin after surviving the Mayhem of Blood

[00:04:41] and Honey 1, practicing medicine as popular opinion

[00:04:45] feels that he is a murderer as a town folk blame him

[00:04:48] for all the murders that occurred.

[00:04:50] Well, that is not a lot to take in or that is a lot to take in.

[00:04:54] Sorry.

[00:04:55] And then we also find Winnie the Pooh is still

[00:04:58] killing unsuspecting campers.

[00:05:02] It's about the movie.

[00:05:04] Yeah, it's pretty much it.

[00:05:06] The special effects are much better this go around,

[00:05:08] which is evident from the first few minutes

[00:05:10] as we see some bones getting broken

[00:05:12] and some faces getting mangled

[00:05:14] and someone getting burnt alive and all sorts of chaos.

[00:05:17] In the first five minutes?

[00:05:18] I know, and it all looked pretty good.

[00:05:20] Yes!

[00:05:21] Unfortunately, the absolutely depraved

[00:05:24] of the first scene gets bogged down by way too much story.

[00:05:28] Poo and his band of Mary Animal cohorts

[00:05:31] looked better this time as well,

[00:05:34] although they could still look even better than they did this time.

[00:05:38] That's like they could.

[00:05:39] But they did look exponentially better

[00:05:41] than the first go around where it just looked like rubber suits

[00:05:44] and it was really quite awful.

[00:05:46] Even Poo, even though he had the same basic,

[00:05:49] looked a little better and there was some hair going on.

[00:05:52] There was more poo.

[00:05:53] It was better.

[00:05:55] There's really not much to say here.

[00:05:57] I hated the first one about as much as you can hate a movie

[00:06:00] and with the sequel, it is infinitely better,

[00:06:04] but it's still awful.

[00:06:06] But at least it looks as though we're gonna get a third installment.

[00:06:11] That's imminent!

[00:06:12] And if that is the case,

[00:06:15] and with how much better two was than one,

[00:06:19] then maybe if we get that type of improvement again,

[00:06:23] then Blood and Honey 3 may have a chance of being met.

[00:06:29] But as far as Blood and Honey 2,

[00:06:31] well it is so much better than Blood and Honey 1,

[00:06:34] but that still makes it a rage.

[00:06:36] Oh baby, I, uh, yeah.

[00:06:42] So after the first five minutes,

[00:06:47] I thought, holy crap!

[00:06:50] Apparently then making a ton of money on the last film

[00:06:54] did allow them to make a much better movie.

[00:06:58] Because the animation drawings at the beginning

[00:07:03] plus the first murder spree I thought,

[00:07:05] number one, this is hilarious.

[00:07:08] It really was.

[00:07:09] And number two, this is hilarious.

[00:07:13] Yeah.

[00:07:14] The first five minutes,

[00:07:16] I was so dialed into this movie.

[00:07:18] I was like, this is what we wanted.

[00:07:20] This is what we wanted from the first one.

[00:07:24] But then we have this convoluted story

[00:07:28] that where they try to make you think

[00:07:30] that maybe Christopher Robin was also crazy and blah, blah, blah.

[00:07:35] And then idiots try to make a lynch mob to find them

[00:07:39] and they kill Piglet practically 15 minutes into the movie

[00:07:42] which was totally stupid.

[00:07:44] You can't fucking kill Piglet.

[00:07:46] He's like literally the best murderer they had.

[00:07:49] And so what do they have to do?

[00:07:50] They pull out some, the owl dude is like,

[00:07:53] like who gets killed by an owl?

[00:07:55] It's like dumb.

[00:07:56] Piglet is, was the star of the first movie.

[00:07:59] Totally.

[00:08:00] Yeah.

[00:08:01] So yeah.

[00:08:02] And with Piglet gone, it just got super boring.

[00:08:04] So I fell asleep and then I woke up.

[00:08:08] I heard you snore.

[00:08:08] Yeah, yeah.

[00:08:09] And then I woke up to a terribly awful ending

[00:08:12] just like the last one.

[00:08:14] So here's the math for everybody at home.

[00:08:17] Yes.

[00:08:18] Of the 10th, 13th, I saw of the movie.

[00:08:20] One third was Mondo, the first five minutes.

[00:08:24] 9th, 13th was a rage.

[00:08:27] And then the other 3th, 13th where I was sleeping,

[00:08:32] it was, I'm guessing it was a Mondo.

[00:08:34] So I carried the three multiply by the cosine

[00:08:37] of the square root of the 9th, 13th and it is still a rage.

[00:08:41] This movie was terrible.

[00:08:42] I'm, like, I remember you saying to me,

[00:08:45] like, I didn't really want to wake you

[00:08:46] because the movie wasn't good.

[00:08:48] It didn't get better.

[00:08:49] So I'm like, well thank you.

[00:08:51] That was, you know what?

[00:08:52] First I was like really mad at you.

[00:08:53] I'm like, how could you not wake me for this?

[00:08:55] But then after I thought about it,

[00:08:56] I was like, you know what?

[00:08:58] I hear a lot of this time that, you know,

[00:09:00] we've been friends for however many years now

[00:09:02] and I still think you hate me.

[00:09:03] But then there's moments like that where I go,

[00:09:05] you know what?

[00:09:06] He actually does really like me.

[00:09:08] He actually allowed me to sleep

[00:09:09] for the worst part of the movie.

[00:09:12] I'm a good friend.

[00:09:13] You are the best friend.

[00:09:15] I can't, I can't tell you enough.

[00:09:16] I'll thankfully was.

[00:09:17] But you know the Gore parts were fun.

[00:09:20] The Gore was good.

[00:09:21] It was well, well, like there was stuff that,

[00:09:23] and it was pretty well executed all in all.

[00:09:25] Like, you know, it was all practical effects

[00:09:27] and it was, they did it right but...

[00:09:30] They just, yeah, like the story was really terrible.

[00:09:33] And they had too much of it.

[00:09:35] Like if they would have just had them killing campers

[00:09:37] and they would have to do what they wanted to see.

[00:09:39] And then, I mean, that's what it seemed.

[00:09:41] It was a blue blood honey.

[00:09:42] Yeah, like we wanted blood and honey.

[00:09:44] Like there wasn't any,

[00:09:45] was there any honey when I slept?

[00:09:46] Well, there's honey at the end, remember?

[00:09:47] Oh yeah, yeah.

[00:09:48] It's gonna apparently...

[00:09:50] Spoiler alert, it's gonna bring poo back to life.

[00:09:52] Yeah, exactly.

[00:09:53] Yeah, even though it's,

[00:09:54] the head's been like, the blood are added.

[00:09:56] Magical honey, yeah.

[00:09:57] You know,

[00:10:00] yeah, here's my thought though.

[00:10:02] Like can we, they find another public domain

[00:10:04] children's story to destroy

[00:10:06] because these are really not good.

[00:10:08] Well, Mickey Mouse steamboat willies up for grabs now

[00:10:11] or they're gonna do something with that.

[00:10:13] I hope so.

[00:10:13] Oh my God, but I don't want these guys screaming

[00:10:17] to see someone like, although...

[00:10:18] That could be, if that was their stick though,

[00:10:21] if that, like every time something like that came up

[00:10:23] for, you know, and they did...

[00:10:24] They were the first ones to grab it.

[00:10:25] Yeah, that should be their stick.

[00:10:26] That could be their stick.

[00:10:28] But yeah, it's, I keep on thinking, you know,

[00:10:32] with the money that they're making

[00:10:33] because I think they've done okay with these.

[00:10:36] Do you want me to tell you what it's made?

[00:10:37] Sure.

[00:10:38] So far.

[00:10:39] I'm actually curious.

[00:10:40] Yeah, I'm not.

[00:10:41] With a fairly limited release

[00:10:42] because I think pretty much,

[00:10:43] it's not like it's playing at every single time

[00:10:47] when it comes out.

[00:10:48] It's kind of event cinema where they're only

[00:10:50] having a few screenings of it

[00:10:52] at most theaters from what I understand.

[00:10:53] Yeah, I think you're right.

[00:10:57] Come on.

[00:10:58] For those of you who don't go here,

[00:11:00] I always get my information from box office mojo.

[00:11:04] Whoa, it is not looking good for number two.

[00:11:08] Oh, no.

[00:11:09] Worldwide, they've made 533,000.

[00:11:13] Yeah, because there was...

[00:11:14] I think there was a budget of maybe 2 million.

[00:11:16] Hey man, they made 60 bucks just in the screening

[00:11:20] that we were in.

[00:11:21] Hey!

[00:11:22] It's $15 for the ticket.

[00:11:25] There's four of a plus tax.

[00:11:26] And then you had four of us in there.

[00:11:27] There was four of us in there.

[00:11:28] But neither one of us bought popcorn that time.

[00:11:31] Yeah.

[00:11:32] So they made nothing off that.

[00:11:33] Nope.

[00:11:34] Suckers.

[00:11:35] Well, you know what that means.

[00:11:37] I do remember.

[00:11:38] Mary was right.

[00:11:39] Mary was right.

[00:11:40] Well, you know, sometimes...

[00:11:46] Sometimes you just don't want to give him stuff,

[00:11:48] but you know what?

[00:11:49] He's right.

[00:11:50] Where are you right?

[00:11:51] Yeah, he knows his stuff.

[00:11:52] He actually went to Blood and Honey one with us.

[00:11:55] Yeah.

[00:11:56] He knew better than to go to the second one.

[00:11:59] He's like, what?

[00:12:00] You're going to that?

[00:12:01] Yeah, we are.

[00:12:03] Yeah.

[00:12:04] Unfortunately, if it's a horror movie...

[00:12:05] Yeah, we're going.

[00:12:06] It's a horror movie.

[00:12:07] It's a horror movie.

[00:12:08] And guess what?

[00:12:09] Bermann, we're going to part 3 too when it comes out.

[00:12:10] Exactly.

[00:12:11] And you're invited but, you know...

[00:12:14] If you've got a real job by that, maybe you can afford to go.

[00:12:17] Yes.

[00:12:18] You probably still won't.

[00:12:19] All right, so...

[00:12:21] We went and saw...

[00:12:22] Gojila!

[00:12:23] Yes.

[00:12:24] X.

[00:12:25] X Kong.

[00:12:26] A new empire.

[00:12:27] Yes.

[00:12:28] So first to note, I am not a fan of Godzilla and Kong being

[00:12:32] a new form of superhero.

[00:12:34] We already have DC and Marvel and now we have legendary Kaiju Superheroes.

[00:12:40] I kind of like it.

[00:12:42] So Kong and Godzilla were meant to be badass motherfuckers who fucked with humanity

[00:12:47] and we were to live in fear of them and be grateful we get to live under any lives they allow us to have.

[00:12:56] So, now that that's out of the way...

[00:12:59] No.

[00:13:00] I liked how they continued the story concept of...

[00:13:04] They kind of had through Monarch series but unlike Disney, you didn't have to see Monarch to understand this one.

[00:13:11] Correct.

[00:13:12] In fact, they didn't actually connect them really.

[00:13:15] There's not much similarities other than the Kong's new home type scenario.

[00:13:19] That's it.

[00:13:20] So there's not really anything connected to it.

[00:13:22] So you can be perfectly happy in your own universe if you're watching these new superheroes together

[00:13:29] or apart in their own piece.

[00:13:31] You know, it's like when an Aquaman has his movie and then Superman has his movie.

[00:13:35] It's like Godzilla has his movie, Kong will have his movie.

[00:13:38] And then they come together like the Avengers with, you know, Mothra and others.

[00:13:44] Yeah, so, you know...

[00:13:45] Mothra!

[00:13:46] Mothra!

[00:13:47] Mothra!

[00:13:48] Yeah.

[00:13:50] Plus, you have a killer soundtrack, a story that puts Indigenous science with magical Japanese Kaiju magic

[00:13:58] in an awesome way.

[00:13:59] Plus, we get a finale of epic proportions where we get a huge cage match with our favorite Kaiju superheroes

[00:14:07] where they band together to bring peace back to the world but as much as I loved Kong and his compassion for all living creatures that don't piss him off or get in his way,

[00:14:18] we also get introduced to his newly adopted son.

[00:14:22] We get a mother-daughter relationship that made me cry in the end.

[00:14:26] We get very implied bromance with our podcaster dude and the Kaiju vet.

[00:14:32] And finally, the biggest icing on this motherfucking Kaiju cake.

[00:14:37] We got motherfucking Godzilla showing everyone that as much as they think they can control and tame him,

[00:14:44] he does whatever the fuck he wants, whenever the fuck he wants.

[00:14:48] Just like me.

[00:14:51] You wish.

[00:14:54] Pretty much.

[00:14:56] He will always be the king of monsters and my favorite monster of all time because Godzilla does not give a fuck about nothing except what he's got to do when he's got to do it.

[00:15:09] So, and as much as I didn't want to be a lover of Americanized Godzilla,

[00:15:15] I always forget he's motherfucking Godzilla and apparently he is also Mondo unless Ferris Bueller has anything to do with him.

[00:15:24] And I got some unpacking to do.

[00:15:26] I love this movie.

[00:15:27] In contrast to us seeing the Ghostbusters franchise out when I went with my wife to that

[00:15:34] and she was afraid to go to this one.

[00:15:35] But she walked out of this one and said, that was really fun.

[00:15:38] I liked it.

[00:15:39] It was fun.

[00:15:40] Yeah.

[00:15:41] Alright, what'd you think?

[00:15:43] Alright so, I enjoyed this quite a bit.

[00:15:46] King Kong and Godzilla fighting Kaiju and eventually teaming up to save the Earth what's not to like.

[00:15:52] Godzilla napping in a Roman Colosseum after a hard day of mayhem and destruction and suplex and monsters.

[00:15:58] That's good stuff.

[00:16:00] King Kong getting dental work done by a Kaiju dentist was entertaining.

[00:16:04] It was the best.

[00:16:05] The human element was hit and miss and the parallel between Dr Andrews and her adopted daughter, Jia,

[00:16:12] and Kong in his adopted of sorts little wide eye adolescent Kaiju ape was underdeveloped

[00:16:18] and not used to its full potential which kind of bugged me.

[00:16:22] The best part of this film wasn't really the monster's create and destruction.

[00:16:27] It was good stuff.

[00:16:29] It was the scenes between Kong and his adversary turned little buddy.

[00:16:34] Every time we saw Kong teaching the little guy a lesson and showing him compassion for the first time

[00:16:39] in his life was powerful stuff.

[00:16:42] But we did not get enough of it.

[00:16:45] I really think they should have fleshed out that relationship because that was the heart of this film.

[00:16:51] I think this is my thoughts on it just for my two cents on this part.

[00:16:55] I think it's because we're going to get that in the next Kong movie.

[00:16:58] Maybe.

[00:16:59] But that's a problem with a lot of this film is that we get a lot but not enough in my opinion.

[00:17:07] No relationship is fully explored.

[00:17:10] Even the bromance, it's great but it's not fully explored.

[00:17:14] And I know that it's a big budget special effects extravaganza but there was a lot of good good human stuff and good Kaiju stuff.

[00:17:23] These relationships I just thought deserved better because on the surface it was all so good but we didn't dig deep at all.

[00:17:31] We kind of get the cold notes of everything.

[00:17:35] So because I mean, and there's just so much untap potential to make an emotionally powerful film.

[00:17:41] All the elements were in place for that.

[00:17:44] But I guess what we are here to see is Kaiju fighting Kaiju and causing havoc and the film did deliver on that front along with a lot of entertaining sequences.

[00:17:53] And I suppose that should have been enough for me but I felt more could have been accomplished.

[00:17:58] The other thing that was a little troublesome was I always felt the Japanese films in the Japanese films.

[00:18:05] The science behind a lot of what was going on was somewhat explained but in the Yankee versions we are asked to just kind of accept every crazy theory or technology that is put before us with little explanation.

[00:18:17] But that's once again a little bit of nitpicking by me.

[00:18:21] I was very entertained by this.

[00:18:23] I felt it could have been so much better by digging a little deeper and extending the gradual relationship between Kong and his little buddy.

[00:18:30] Still, we did get a mothra setting and I tell you, mothra equals Mondo.

[00:18:37] He is the ultimate voice of reason if there's peace talks that need to be anywhere.

[00:18:43] Just bring in mothra because he is the birthday.

[00:18:48] I don't know if they are here.

[00:18:49] They mothra.

[00:18:51] Yes.

[00:18:52] Mothra equals Mondo.

[00:18:53] It's just the way it is.

[00:18:54] Mothra almost got me to Mondo because as soon as I was giddy, I was downright giddy with mothra showed up.

[00:19:01] Excuse me, it's mothra.

[00:19:03] Still, God's little versus Kong the new empire.

[00:19:06] It was a very, very, very entertaining man.

[00:19:10] I just had too many.

[00:19:11] You know, I get it.

[00:19:12] It's me and I know what nitpicking about a bunch of stuff.

[00:19:15] I really like this movie a lot.

[00:19:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

[00:19:19] Okay, so did you watch the predecessor to this before you saw the movie?

[00:19:25] No.

[00:19:26] Like I was after.

[00:19:27] Like the King of Monster.

[00:19:29] No, it was God's Eleverses Kong.

[00:19:31] Oh, God's Eleverses Kong was the last one.

[00:19:33] No, I just...

[00:19:35] I did.

[00:19:37] Yeah.

[00:19:38] And I think that's why I felt the development of the relationship with the mother and daughter was already there.

[00:19:44] Because you got a lot of that in the last movie.

[00:19:46] I remember there being a lot of that.

[00:19:48] You got a lot.

[00:19:49] So to me, that evolution of that and they didn't need to develop that relationship because it already been developed.

[00:19:54] And that's fine, but the bromance needed to be developed better.

[00:19:57] Yeah, I didn't really find that way.

[00:19:59] I didn't find the bromance needed better because just enough you thought those two might have sex.

[00:20:04] But I didn't need to know if they did or not.

[00:20:06] And that's great that GN and their adopted mother, a doctor, whatever name was.

[00:20:12] That's great that that was developed in the one before that.

[00:20:15] But then we need...

[00:20:16] I think we needed more development between...

[00:20:18] Because that was the whole mirror aspect.

[00:20:20] It was you had these two with the adopted now we got Kong and it's kind of adopted son.

[00:20:25] Yeah, it is.

[00:20:26] Well, it's probably now.

[00:20:27] So there's little buddy.

[00:20:29] And that was the kind of...

[00:20:30] See, I was perfectly fine with that.

[00:20:32] I wanted more of it.

[00:20:34] Well, because I was every scene between those two with freaking goals.

[00:20:39] It was so good.

[00:20:41] Yeah, solid goal.

[00:20:42] I didn't need any more.

[00:20:43] If they had more of that, they would have had to cut Mothra.

[00:20:46] And so you can't have everything.

[00:20:48] And I cried between the mother and daughter seen at the end when she...

[00:20:52] I don't want to spoil it but yeah, there's a scene at the end where the mother thought that because she found her tribe,

[00:21:00] that she was going to leave her and she's like, no mom.

[00:21:02] You're my home.

[00:21:03] Where are you?

[00:21:04] And I even know I'm getting...

[00:21:05] I'm willing up because as a father and as a grandfather,

[00:21:10] those are the scenes that if I thought they did that well,

[00:21:13] because I was balling my eyes out.

[00:21:14] So you know what, you know what, with a rule, if I ball my eyes out, it's going to be a Mondo.

[00:21:19] Fair enough.

[00:21:20] But yeah, this whole series has been pretty worth watching.

[00:21:24] I haven't been a huge fan of the last two, but the first one,

[00:21:28] the first Godzilla movie, I think it's 2004, Dean.

[00:21:31] That was excellent.

[00:21:32] Yeah.

[00:21:33] Kong Skull Island is a freaking masterpiece.

[00:21:36] John C. Riley by the way in that.

[00:21:39] He's just so good.

[00:21:41] He's literally mesmerizing if it wasn't up to you.

[00:21:45] Man, he was good in that.

[00:21:47] And then King of the Monsters in Godzilla vs Kong.

[00:21:52] They were okay.

[00:21:55] But this one was a step forward again, and I'm really looking forward to them continuing this series.

[00:22:01] Yeah, you know, and I don't normally say that very often.

[00:22:04] Yeah, no, this is good stuff.

[00:22:06] Yeah.

[00:22:07] It's good stuff.

[00:22:08] I'm not going to go what?

[00:22:09] Yeah, and as you say, I mean it's actually striking an emotional chord with you because it's really quite good.

[00:22:15] It's a family, it's a family affair.

[00:22:20] So I had some things to unpack.

[00:22:23] Yeah.

[00:22:24] Obviously, baby Kong is freaking awesome.

[00:22:27] He's awesome.

[00:22:29] The fact the fact that Godzilla basically killed so many innocent people in this movie was the part that's missing a lot in a lot of superhero movies.

[00:22:40] Like just killing Godzilla is definitely an anti-hero and he just did not give a fly fuck about it.

[00:22:47] And the whole thing, I mean he ends up being the greater good, but people are going to go by the wayside of it while he's saving the earth.

[00:22:56] That's right.

[00:22:57] Even when he's going to go find a place to go take a nap or he's got to go suck some energy because he knows he's got to battle this other monster.

[00:23:05] He's like, you know what? You're in my way.

[00:23:07] It's just the way it is.

[00:23:09] You need to get out of my way.

[00:23:10] I mean at the end of the day, he's saving Earth.

[00:23:13] Yeah.

[00:23:14] Unfortunately, there's going to be some cash.

[00:23:16] There's a price to pay.

[00:23:17] Trying to give an estimate.

[00:23:20] Well how many people do you think Godzilla killed?

[00:23:23] Just Godzilla.

[00:23:24] Not thinking Kong.

[00:23:25] His Kong killed some by accident.

[00:23:27] He never intentionally kills people, but he's not asked.

[00:23:31] He's more conscious about what's going on around him.

[00:23:33] Yeah, I just don't give a crap.

[00:23:35] Just don't give a crap.

[00:23:36] How many people do you think he killed?

[00:23:38] Do you think it maybe hit 100,000?

[00:23:40] I think it's in the... I think it's high up high.

[00:23:43] They're pretty highly populated cities.

[00:23:44] They are bad, I think.

[00:23:45] I mean how many buildings did they take down?

[00:23:47] They took quite a few.

[00:23:48] I mean there's not going to be more than 1,000 people in each of them.

[00:23:52] What are you talking about?

[00:23:53] Maybe a little more.

[00:23:54] It must have taken about 15 buildings.

[00:23:56] Yeah, I've seen everything around on the ground.

[00:23:58] And then roll around on the ground.

[00:23:59] Yeah, yeah, I don't think there's more.

[00:24:00] I'm going on 100,000.

[00:24:01] I know, maybe 50,000.

[00:24:03] So they destroyed the city of Lethbridge or the city of Reddy?

[00:24:06] Yeah.

[00:24:07] It's a small price to pay for saving the planet.

[00:24:10] Save the planet.

[00:24:11] Yep, I did get...

[00:24:12] So it was unfortunately not a Mondo for you but it was an absolute Mondo for me.

[00:24:19] I still recommend everybody go see it.

[00:24:21] Yeah, this is a movie to see in I'm actually like I saw.

[00:24:24] And it's my franchise.

[00:24:25] I did not see...

[00:24:26] Maybe that's what I missed.

[00:24:27] You missed it because we saw an I'm actually like I am now making the commitment.

[00:24:31] Yeah.

[00:24:32] If there is a movie that's playing in I'm acts that is I'm acts quality.

[00:24:36] I'm going to see it in I'm acts now because it's just it's such a different experience.

[00:24:41] Very fair.

[00:24:43] Alright, well we also saw stop motion.

[00:24:46] Stop motion.

[00:24:47] Oh by the way.

[00:24:48] Yeah.

[00:24:49] Murray gave Godzilla X Kong.

[00:24:52] Yes.

[00:24:53] I say I say that I'm going to say Mondo did.

[00:24:58] He gave it a man.

[00:24:59] Ah, crap.

[00:25:00] Close.

[00:25:01] So once again me and Murray agree.

[00:25:04] I don't know why he's always saying we never agree with all we do is agree.

[00:25:08] That's what I keep saying that it's just you get there.

[00:25:11] He's got it in his head just different ways.

[00:25:13] Exactly.

[00:25:14] Just because we come at things from completely different viewpoints.

[00:25:17] And have completely different vision and his reason for giving it whatever is totally different

[00:25:23] from my reason for giving it or whatever.

[00:25:25] Yeah, but at the end of the day we're still agreed.

[00:25:27] Sometimes yours are super super stupid and sometimes his are super super stupid.

[00:25:31] No, mine are always grounded.

[00:25:33] No, yours are down.

[00:25:34] A tremendous amount of reason.

[00:25:36] No, sometimes well sometimes but sometimes they're really dumb.

[00:25:40] Really dumb.

[00:25:41] But you see baby Godzilla's was a reason to give some a tale.

[00:25:44] Oh yeah totally.

[00:25:45] That's mad.

[00:25:46] Like that.

[00:25:47] Is it baby Godzilla's?

[00:25:48] That's literally my pleated case for everything now.

[00:25:50] I think it's Godzilla's.

[00:25:51] They're awesome.

[00:25:52] Alright tell us what you think of stop motion.

[00:25:55] Alright I will.

[00:25:57] Stop motion is the debut film from director Robert Morgan and what a debut it is.

[00:26:03] Taking stop motion animation with puppets made of flesh and combining that with a story

[00:26:09] that examines the intimacy that exists between art and artist.

[00:26:13] And then throw in some of this crazy stuff that this intimacy could potentially yield.

[00:26:20] And then you have yourself a movie.

[00:26:23] Our lead character Ella will go to any lengths given the right encouragement to bring her art to life.

[00:26:29] The whole film revolves around the irony of her propensity to be a puppet of sorts herself

[00:26:35] while using puppets in her art.

[00:26:37] And as is common knowledge when the project is done the puppet goes back in the box.

[00:26:43] This film was an original concept with just the right amount of gore and a perfectly cast lead.

[00:26:51] The rest of the cast was okay.

[00:26:53] The lead was perfect.

[00:26:55] She was brilliant.

[00:26:57] But I absolutely love this movie.

[00:26:59] It was a no strings attached Mondo.

[00:27:02] I really really really enjoyed this.

[00:27:04] Nice!

[00:27:06] Well let me tell you what I thought of this.

[00:27:09] Actually before I do I'm going to tell you about Murray thought of this.

[00:27:12] Any hastings to guess what Murray gave this?

[00:27:14] Uh, good Murray.

[00:27:17] In this case I am going to say if he knew he probably gave it a rage.

[00:27:24] So he almost gave it a rage.

[00:27:26] Because I don't like it.

[00:27:28] He did not love this movie and possibly well a lot of it had to do with he was confused through most of it.

[00:27:34] And horror is not a genre that Murray loves.

[00:27:38] So yeah, but he said you know what the quality of the film was definitely worth a man.

[00:27:43] So there you go.

[00:27:45] Uh so first of note this film is a vegans worst nightmare.

[00:27:50] So much meat, symbolism and cutting of meat which includes a lot of steak and also human flesh.

[00:27:59] The music is creepy as fuck and there is a CLF for those of you who have not listened to us forever.

[00:28:06] CLF stands for creepy little fucker in this that is also very creepy.

[00:28:12] Basically an emotionally and mentally abused daughter who also happens to be a stop motion animator

[00:28:19] for her mom who does not have the use of her hands.

[00:28:23] The daughter seems to be triggered by her mom's sudden hospitalizations, possibly because of years of abuse but also possibly because she has been the hands of her mom in her stop motion project

[00:28:36] possibly for years.

[00:28:38] She slowly starts to unravel but with the help of her trusty CLF she seems to find herself unraveling.

[00:28:48] Yeah, I want to say not a stop motion pace but it's quickly apparent that the CLF is not even real but is possibly her inner child or her past self or her conscience psyche which is completely fucked up and bent on murder.

[00:29:08] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:09] By the time we get midway through this film our main character is a hot mess.

[00:29:15] Seeing her animated characters intermixed with her reality and seeing life in stop motion and basically putting her mind inside her film which seems to be someone's worst nightmare for a film

[00:29:31] with characters made of meat and morticians glue that the characters are enough alone to give you nightmares let alone what they're doing in the movie.

[00:29:43] The Gore FX in this is pretty amazing.

[00:29:46] Yeah, they really got the cutting and the meat work I'm putting this in quote meat work done super well but the blood part I found wasn't that good.

[00:29:57] It's really tough to do good blood work in horror films like unless you're using real blood I have yet to see a movie that does good blood.

[00:30:06] I almost feel now I'm not going to say CGI blood is better but I want to say that when it's fake blood and it's not looking good I don't like it at all so I don't know what this I don't know what the solution for this maybe just get someone's real blood like you could probably get the actors to each give a pint and it would just be their own blood.

[00:30:26] They do that right because I mean people give blood or if they don't know and donate enough blood then they could just donate more blood to the blood banks or whatever right.

[00:30:38] It seems good everybody give a little bit of their own blood and then like we use that because it looks real that's a lot of blood.

[00:30:46] I know what I that's when I'm proposing next time we see a movie because the blood and this was terrible.

[00:30:52] But it's got the creepiest puppets from any movie ever made a wacky do artist who makes a pretty awesome short film which we get to see being made throughout the film and an ending that's pretty

[00:31:05] fantastically awesome. This is a bit of a there was a bit of story issues that I had of the interactions with our lead that comes off a bit forced but I got past that because she was coming unglued for the whole movie so maybe it wasn't necessarily her reality that was happening so I gave it a little bit of

[00:31:28] I guess release on that because some of the story lines between her and the people she was interacting with wasn't fully developed but I kind of gave it a little bit of credence because because of her unraveling like you don't know how much of it was was real I guess.

[00:31:44] You yeah the I wasn't bored at all through this whole movie and these these were the creepiest puppets ever made.

[00:31:55] They're so good. Yeah I love this movie like me too it was also a mod it's so good unfortunately Marie didn't give it a Mondo so we don't get to push a button or anything but some some parts moved along a little choppy I found

[00:32:14] but her decline was like it was pretty well-paced yeah it was the film like it wasn't like all of a sudden it just like she went over an edge it was like so gradual her.

[00:32:26] Yeah we went through that journey with her we we understand why she was going where she was oh yeah I do understand that you can see where Marie might be lost on this though because I mean he doesn't like movies where he doesn't know which is reality which is not which you and I both love when you

[00:32:43] and I both love yeah I really don't need to know what's reality if I come out of the movie and I'm still kind of confused that's not a bad thing that's usually that's made the movie instant Mondo but what did I just watch yeah

[00:32:59] Mondo so okay so who do you think the little CLF was for her because it's not a ghost it's definitely no it's not a ghost it's something within her mind obviously yeah and I don't know that it was I don't know that it's her

[00:33:16] I actually didn't think it was anybody I thought it was just the manifestation of she she needed up she in her head she's like okay the only way I can get this done yeah it was on a second person now I need someone I need a puppeteer to start pull the strip my strings and I think that is just what she came up she was able to manifest it without even knowing it yeah could be yeah yeah I mean I love that about it because you don't really I think it's probably

[00:33:44] the second scene you know that the girl isn't like it we're not telling you something that's a surprise to anybody if you get to the end of this movie and you didn't realize that the little girl was not real yeah

[00:33:54] then you obviously didn't see the whole movie because you can tell kind of on the second scene you get to see the little girl because people walk right past her so it and the third

[00:34:04] third what the heck was I gonna say the third act the third third frame probably by the stop motion about by the third time we actually see the little girl as she starts

[00:34:20] displaying I think some characteristics of the mother to yeah yeah she's kind of incorporating the mother into that character a little bit as well because all the sudden

[00:34:29] she's kind of making her do stuff that you want to do and abuse in her a little bit nice she's taking it like a like a puppet yeah

[00:34:36] taking it like a puppet yeah the meat scene with her leg was probably one of the best scenes so good meat

[00:34:43] scenes in a movie yeah no as I say there's just there was a sufficient amount of body horror which is always welcome

[00:34:51] all the special effects were great yeah yeah everybody should see this movie yes

[00:34:56] cinemas if you can yeah and um absolutely if not then see it on a giant screen at all yeah because I think it's coming out

[00:35:03] very soon on on VOD the VOD and eventually I would imagine this gonna be on shutter because wasn't

[00:35:09] up to yeah I think you're right maybe I think so I think you're right

[00:35:26] rage taking it over

[00:35:56] so my rage this week um sing as I gave out two mandos this week the rage that I have is going to be

[00:36:13] related to Winnie the Pooh blood and honey too only because I didn't have anything else that was

[00:36:20] happening in my world that caused me to rage so my rage is going to be if you're going to come out

[00:36:26] like and put five minutes of solid like Mondo quality five minutes into a movie and then you start

[00:36:35] and then you shit the bed like yeah that first five minutes if they would have made that a short

[00:36:40] yes that would have been my favorite short of the year yeah because we've seen a lot of shorts and

[00:36:44] that that because the animation they did at the beginning how they how they brought that in they

[00:36:50] spent money on the animation yeah they spent money on that bone crack scene that was like yeah it

[00:36:56] was like so brilliant like I've never seen bones bend like that because I think they were just rubber

[00:37:00] but it was super awesome it looked so good so yeah my rage is going to be like why would you do

[00:37:06] that why would you put that much effort into the first five minutes of a movie and then just

[00:37:11] take a giant number two all over all over the rest of the movie like what's the deal

[00:37:20] that's my rage like you know what if you're gonna do five minutes of awesome just keep it going yes

[00:37:26] if you can do five one on two 90 yeah or even don't even do 90 do 77 yeah exactly

[00:37:32] you only need another 72 minutes just whatever is long enough to call it a feature

[00:37:38] just do that just have just have just have witty the poo and well and number number two on that

[00:37:46] don't kill fucking piglet I'm sorry that was dumb that was the dumbest scene of any movie ever like what

[00:37:52] people it's gone he's the heart of this whole thing movie I know and then also what was bothering me

[00:37:58] about I mean there's a lot that bothered me in the parts that I actually got to see but the one

[00:38:02] part that bothered me the most is that they'll have people out in the woods and then all the

[00:38:07] sudden they get isolated they're all together and then all of a sudden it's like all the sudden there's

[00:38:12] there's a poo or an owl or a piglet there and they kill the one person and they're like well

[00:38:17] they're all there together it's like it's like they went to a sound stage and decided they're gonna

[00:38:21] isolate this one person and kill them like all that part was just like ugh it doesn't even make

[00:38:26] sense just rush them there's three of you and three of them black do and don't kill piglet that's

[00:38:33] my rage that's fair

[00:38:57] all right my rage is pretty boring this week what else is new I'm not really that angry these days

[00:39:02] I'm sure I'm sure something's gonna take me off soon but nothing uh no I've got something it's

[00:39:07] it's why I think I've mentioned it to you for some reason when I when I I'm part of the

[00:39:12] Cinnaclove and when I log on when I actually literally pull up my profile on the computer

[00:39:18] it says that I'm only granted one nine nine nine admission per screening when clearly

[00:39:24] on their rules or they're there lists of printed documentation yeah it says that you get to

[00:39:31] 999 you get yourself and a guest you can go 999 for many times as you want yeah for each

[00:39:38] individual screening so I'm confused is why and it and if when I look at Jim Jim pulls up his

[00:39:44] and it says he's got two and there's a big number two there when you pull up mine it's there's

[00:39:49] a big number one there and I still don't know why and you know I don't really want to phone them

[00:39:54] because they hate phoning but I'm gonna have to I can't afford it I'm gonna have to talk to someone

[00:40:00] when we're out one day night I'll talk to them for you all right I'll say my friend has lost

[00:40:04] his voice yes because he's a baby yes and then I'll phone for you and there to be the sweetest

[00:40:10] people like the people that answer the phone for for Cinnaclove are literally the nicest people

[00:40:16] that have ever lived very like but yeah it's very strange like it's some sort of weird glitch

[00:40:21] that all of a sudden I only get one admission for 999 you know maybe you signed up first before

[00:40:27] they actually have no because I've done it a tons of time where I've gotten 299 it's just

[00:40:32] recently all the sudden now I just got one did you piss them off or something I must have said

[00:40:37] I have said a few things on the podcast about Cinnablex what we all have in mind still okay there

[00:40:42] you go I buried just absolutely blasted them too I mean honestly you know Cinnablex you're

[00:40:48] already yeah I mean you're you know without them we wouldn't get a lot of the art house films

[00:40:53] unfortunately because as much as we prefer landmark as a cinema as far as a cinema programming

[00:40:59] they're not as they're more mainstream they are more mainstream they don't get the art house stuff

[00:41:03] well she's unfortunate because that's probably why they're probably making more money perth

[00:41:08] cinema than Cinnablexes because they're bringing stuff in that you know not everybody goes to see

[00:41:14] like yeah although just bring in more Korean films because apparently people are going to go see

[00:41:19] those yeah they're good because they sell out all this time yeah there was a lot of people in the last

[00:41:22] one we went through yeah springing on I'm perfectly happy with that just get rid of all the American

[00:41:28] films and just bring me Korean films that's so make this get rid of all the American films and

[00:41:34] just bring me Korean or Japanese I'm fine with that the problem is jib and you always forget

[00:41:39] the fact that when we get a creator a Japanese film the fact that it's made it here means that

[00:41:46] it's worth seeing they don't they don't exactly it goes through a filter that all this other stuff

[00:41:52] that's just total garbage from there because they probably make some bad movies I know you want

[00:41:56] and you're you want to believe that they can do no wrong I've never seen a bad Korean film but

[00:42:03] it's it's a problem there's probably one or two out there we just don't get them here so you

[00:42:08] think there may be blood and honey tea too well from Korea yeah there might have been the Korean

[00:42:14] blood honey I don't know everybody had the right to make a witty the poo movie so

[00:42:20] no I'm gonna look for it and if there is Korean blood and I'm gonna come back and let everybody know

[00:42:26] all right tell you the difference it doesn't even know what my rage was now we're going off the

[00:42:31] rail it was your number one sin at number one thing and also you're raging at yourself

[00:42:36] for being a baby and not phoning them like months ago when you found it out right that's

[00:42:41] wasn't once ago so ultimately you're reaching it to go ultimately you're raging at yourself

[00:42:46] for being a big baby that's what I heard you are just twisting everything now your

[00:42:53] making me rate nice great

[00:43:06] we have anything oh yeah we do have a movie my church watch this movie a lot of you did

[00:43:13] it you know why we did I don't I don't remember do you want to tell you why I'm can I guess yes

[00:43:20] my guess is that at some point there might have been a mesmerized off between forced worker

[00:43:25] and that's make a sin that's exactly what it was and for some reason Riz Ahmed wasn't on the list

[00:43:30] wasn't mesmerizing at the time so see I remember stuff yeah yeah you do

[00:43:38] once remember a lot the once the one's time that's pretty good though that was you know why there was

[00:43:43] it was super amazing because as I was thinking it I'm like I know exactly what happened you know

[00:43:48] it's not gonna upset because this movie is by far still every time I watch it it is by far because even the

[00:43:56] the two um crap what's the line he says I am the force and the forces with me I am the

[00:44:01] fuck those two dudes I mean come on them alone they should have their own movie and why

[00:44:08] they're making all this other crappy star wars crap and they didn't bring star wars crap and

[00:44:12] they should get the entire cast of road one and see their back stories that's the only story I want

[00:44:17] to see the only movie that counts in star wars to me is Rogue One all the rest of them are terrible

[00:44:23] because they're all it's all about the force and and all this crap that you know it's like

[00:44:28] sometimes the forks works if I try harder most of the time this force doesn't work like oh I'm gonna

[00:44:34] guess what I'm gonna you need to find a scooter to go across this water when I can carry bricks with my

[00:44:40] mind like carry your fucking cell phone over the top of the river don't be worrying about finding

[00:44:46] scooters that go across water just mine force yourself anywhere like you make a big you make a good point

[00:44:54] Jim yeah so this movie is by far the best star wars maybe I'm never gonna no one no one can argue

[00:44:59] with me that it isn't I won't because every single person dies in it which is the way it should be

[00:45:04] in a real reality people die everybody dies it's not just people it's all right heroes die yes

[00:45:11] in that robot dude robot dude dead and I was super sad to watch this movie

[00:45:19] someone's gotta go someone's gotta go and it's Mads Michelson it is Mads Michelson's gone Rizah

[00:45:24] Mad is just he was too good in this movie he's just too good never really like I

[00:45:30] I don't I'm on the last week but you know what you would I think John C. Riley took him out but

[00:45:38] yeah it wasn't unanimous unfortunately Rizah meds well even fortunately I still

[00:45:43] was not like I'm sad yes all right and he did produce flea the best movie from two years ago

[00:45:50] here you go so he just keep whatever he produced that yeah he did I forgot about that Rizah

[00:45:56] Mad is he's all I'm genius he's brilliant yeah he's an amazing actor and I love him so much

[00:46:04] he's like a good dude yeah does seem like a good dude like I I don't normally want to meet famous

[00:46:09] players people because I just don't think anybody's cooler than you and I and Murray you know it's

[00:46:16] like whatever but he's a guy I'd like to meet yeah anytime he takes a role like even when he takes

[00:46:22] a Star Wars role yeah he's just he totally does and he he just brings it every time like

[00:46:30] he's just so good I mean the cast in this movie was fantastic like there was there was

[00:46:35] brilliant but you know what the thing is that not everybody else in the movie is mesmerizing

[00:46:40] so you know like maybe five years ten years from now some of the actors we might have to come back

[00:46:46] and watch this movie yeah because we go here remember so and so from you know what and what's your face

[00:46:53] they were they've been pre-meds over you know what what's your face

[00:46:56] yeah fine I don't think that's it but okay like yeah they were they had to get

[00:47:05] so we got to watch Rogue One again yeah let's do because we weren't really I mean when you're

[00:47:12] when you're breaking down a mesmerize off yeah you you you're just looking for the I mean not

[00:47:18] like I fast forwarded things but I'm just like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean if

[00:47:23] you got to go off and grab a snack you go up and grab a snack you know they're not in it for a

[00:47:29] while and you gotta take you know you gotta go the washroom then you're not gonna hit pause you

[00:47:33] can go wash we've got backs that's fine because they're not you know they're not your two mesmerizes

[00:47:38] aren't there but that robot was pretty mesmerized yeah he's literally the best robot too like

[00:47:44] he's just I think he kind of takes me by surprise every time I don't forget about him but I forget

[00:47:48] how good he is I know because he's like he's a smart-ass

[00:47:53] mofo yeah he's just he's so good like every other Star Wars robot is like a

[00:48:00] made for children I feel that Rogue One was not made for children yeah no

[00:48:04] with it as much yeah I would concur with that that's why it's just a Star Wars story

[00:48:10] oh it's so good really was yeah all right well then they followed that up with hand solo

[00:48:15] the worst Star Wars story that's ever been made like why you just stay with me you're still in

[00:48:22] that universe but let's leave all those characters to die yeah just come back and do the origin

[00:48:30] stories of all the people from Rogue One that's all that's the only Star Wars movies I want to see

[00:48:34] and the Mandalorian because they got Grogu on there like if you don't if you don't

[00:48:40] yeah just do Grogu and and Rogue One story spin-offs that's it that's all I want to see

[00:48:45] I like it all right well and since Murr is in here this week he's not gonna charge us plus

[00:48:50] we got a pretty full week next week with four movies and cinemas so that's a lot of movies yeah

[00:48:55] yeah there it's sir I guess we'll move on

[00:49:09] last week on rage or dare Bryce pulled from Jim's bag the 54 000 oh wait I'm sorry I need to get

[00:49:17] accounting right I mean 49 000 box office gold mine the 2020 film disturbing the piece

[00:49:27] which may or may not be a western an action film or a thriller hmm for plexing this week it's

[00:49:35] back to Jim where he can choose to rage or dare or kacy now let's check in with Bryce the

[00:49:43] lover of all films action and see if Devonsawa and Guy Pierce gave us 49 000 dollars worth of

[00:49:49] action or will this be more like Robocop where I'd buy that for a dollar hmm

[00:50:00] he would be overpaying if you bought that for a dollar

[00:50:04] I love kacy can we just can we just stop for a moment say that you know where our podcast

[00:50:09] would be nothing without kacy let's face it we get a minute of him every week and that's all I

[00:50:14] need kacy's fine he's like the robot and rogue one he's just always delivers kacy here fine you're

[00:50:22] welcome to be on the pod but Jim's constant gushing makes me uncomfortable I understand hey I'm

[00:50:29] not touching you inappropriate right now you're just fine and I do thank you for doing that for us

[00:50:36] every week but yeah that's what's not overdue podcast would be nothing without kacy

[00:50:45] and anyway I can't get me for that but I can't go around yeah everybody's just fast forwarding

[00:50:51] to hear kacy intro and then turn it off all right disturbing the p stars guy Pierce says martial

[00:50:58] Jim Dylan who doesn't carry a gun anymore because what as we learn from a flashback he shot his

[00:51:06] partner and paralyzed him for the rest of his life so now he is upholding law and order in the

[00:51:12] sleepy town of horse cave out again but then one day Scorpio comes to town yeah I Scorpio Scorpio

[00:51:23] the guy's name Scorpio and him and his gang of thugs are up to no good Scorpio is played by Devon

[00:51:31] Sawa and he takes or sorry and he hates horse cave you know the town it's called horse cave

[00:51:39] apparently it's really a town yeah I think it's really a town actually and you know why he hates

[00:51:45] horse cave no mean either they never divulge that I have no idea why he doesn't like this town

[00:51:52] but he's gonna rob a armored truck that stops at the local farmers bank and in order to do this he

[00:52:01] cuts the power to the entire town and takes the whole town hostage in the local church

[00:52:12] and apparently the whole town consists of about 12 people now this is a bank with 12 people

[00:52:20] well this is a pretty big town but I guess the thousands that live there must have all gone on

[00:52:26] vacation because we see like 12 people so spring break they're all down in they're all done in Florida

[00:52:32] it's possible and that would seem to be the oh backstreet is still the Kleenex enjoy that backstreet

[00:52:41] boogers it's got boogers in it at any rate

[00:52:49] and that would seem to be the only explanation that everybody left town on vacation is there

[00:52:53] was literally no one there there were even more members of the gang than there were citizens

[00:53:01] and why would they need to take the town hostage anyway to rob an armored truck

[00:53:07] what does that have to do with anything or the price of tea in china anyway as a martial

[00:53:12] eventually sneaks away goes home and dramatically gets his guns that he hasn't picked up since

[00:53:19] shoot miss partner yet all those years before then there's a lot of shooting and a fat lady gets

[00:53:26] murdered for some reason I don't know what this director is fat lady was she like was she

[00:53:32] like a screen for somebody like a shield no he just shot her right in the head point blank it was

[00:53:39] very strange and eventually martial gym gets on a horse and starts firing off his rifle as he

[00:53:45] gallops in pursuit of the bad guys this was just terrible it made no sense but I did learn

[00:53:53] what that once a marine always a marine that's given and saying that is all you need to do to

[00:54:02] convince one of the bad guys to join the martial and turn on his gang members what why I don't

[00:54:10] know what's going on so there's a gang yeah and he the guy was a marine but he used to be a marine

[00:54:16] and once a marine always a marine so that's all he had to say so now he's gonna he's gonna fight

[00:54:20] it's like one of those those secret words that I guess it activates the and maybe marine and that's

[00:54:26] the thing they needed to like explain that that's what it was because that would make sense sort of

[00:54:32] this made no sense yeah that makes no sense so anyways I could break down the ridiculousness of every

[00:54:37] single scene in this film but that would take about three hours and there's no way I'm talking

[00:54:42] about this completely awful film for that long disturbing the piece was a rage I hated this movie

[00:54:48] yes everybody was awful in it yes it was total garbage oh my god I'm sitting there watching it going

[00:54:54] I know I watched it before and I must have it must be like post-traumatics to destroy it or so yeah

[00:55:00] and I've like blocked it from my mind and I don't like remember it at all because I'm watching it

[00:55:06] and I know I watched it so were you one of the 49 thousand dollars that went into yeah they got

[00:55:11] about they probably got 10 or 12 bucks from me yeah so I was like I was pretty significant percentage

[00:55:17] apparently if it's overall gross it was it was really like this is probably of all the rage movies

[00:55:25] that you've made me watch yeah this was like top three nice like this was that I am so happy right

[00:55:32] that it was painful to watch and watching guy Pierce just fumbles way through this just just

[00:55:38] why just FYI yeah that's like the least of the things you have to worry about in my bag oh excellent wow

[00:55:48] looking forward to some excellent excellent cinema yeah no this was this was really bad you

[00:55:54] done good kid all right well I would pull from Bryce's bag this week but apparently that's been

[00:56:00] empty for like a month so I'm gonna save Casey for us because he always it's always fun when you

[00:56:07] share some Casey oh you know why I'm gonna pull from the dare bag from our listeners which is

[00:56:12] almost also empty so I'm gonna watch there's still quite a few in there what are you talking about

[00:56:16] this one looks pretty tasty what is it I will be watching yes the movie yes

[00:56:27] haven't I watched this already kangaroo jack I think you did did I think someone did

[00:56:35] pretty sure it was you okay that sounds familiar yeah plus it's arguable that's a kids movie anyways

[00:56:41] which you watch pre-rule so you dodge one bullet just to get oh great yes I am also not

[00:56:50] happy about this I will be seeing Tron not the original legacy legacy nice possibly the worst

[00:57:00] the dude films ever made all right I'm not gonna lie I hated this movie so badly when I saw it in

[00:57:07] iMacs I think you should I think you should have just shut up when you pulled kangaroo jack and watched

[00:57:12] again oh that's pretty awful too yeah there's nothing worse than Tron legacy I'm sorry whatever

[00:57:20] I get you to I didn't even pick Tron legacy for you that's how how how not terrible that you're

[00:57:26] gonna get yes that's a kudos to the the dare yeah dare bag this time yeah you do the listeners

[00:57:33] bag of men but yeah they got it right this time nice times well we missed Mer this week but hopefully

[00:57:40] we'll get to see him next week and um yeah this is a fun week I have to say we got to see some good

[00:57:47] horror movies and go get it uh go get it uh wow thanks rangers for listening thanks to extended

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