Episode 239 - PG Horror Sucks.... Hard!

[00:00:00] It's time to feel the rage! Welcome to Filmrage, where we talk movies,

[00:00:10] in theaters streaming and call classic films as well. Directors and actors beware as you cannot

[00:00:16] hide from the rage. My name is Bryson, I'm part of the filmrage trou, which also includes

[00:00:21] the filmrage.

[00:00:22] Jim, hey Jim.

[00:00:23] Hey, hey, brus!

[00:00:27] And the merman who apparently lost his phone and that's all he's been talking about.

[00:00:31] Blah blah blah, phone phone phone.

[00:00:33] Who cares? Nobody needs a phone.

[00:00:35] Ain't no warts, blah blah blah. Some of us do, some of us don't have a landline

[00:00:40] that you know, you have a paddy machine that doesn't even work.

[00:00:44] I don't know why. I didn't know that. The machine works just fine.

[00:00:51] I just don't ever answer it.

[00:00:52] He's never answered, which is the reason you need a phone.

[00:00:54] And the batteries are dead, that phone is like almost as old.

[00:00:57] Exactly.

[00:00:59] As I don't know.

[00:01:00] Some of us do need phones, especially some of us who have to use it for work.

[00:01:04] Just saying.

[00:01:05] Yeah.

[00:01:06] You need a phone for tomorrow because you need to be tomorrow.

[00:01:08] Yeah, exactly.

[00:01:09] Saying.

[00:01:10] Okay, go.

[00:01:12] Don't get going.

[00:01:13] Well you weren't finished.

[00:01:15] Yeah, you're gonna say, you got a directives here.

[00:01:18] Oh, yeah. With the introductions all the way, let's rage on.

[00:01:21] Oh, wow. That was stellar.

[00:01:23] Around two.

[00:01:25] All right. That's true.

[00:01:26] That's true.

[00:01:27] All right. This is better.

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[00:01:49] I'ma watch it if you played anywhere in a cinema.

[00:01:51] We're all about the cinema.

[00:01:53] And it's not a children's movie.

[00:01:56] We'll watch it.

[00:01:57] Correct.

[00:01:58] Now, let's get to raging.

[00:02:00] I'm excited about what's coming next.

[00:02:02] Yeah, I know you are.

[00:02:04] Especially because Murray made changes predictions.

[00:02:07] I would never do that.

[00:02:09] What?

[00:02:11] What the mayors and mom predict?

[00:02:15] What the mayors and mom predict?

[00:02:17] Will he predict the rage or will he predict the mono?

[00:02:21] Will they tell you all what Jim and Bryce thought of movies this week that they saw at the cinema's?

[00:02:28] Yes, he will.

[00:02:31] Here he comes swimming to you.

[00:02:36] Yeah, I'm being eaten by a small animal right now.

[00:02:39] That sounds pretty sexual.

[00:02:41] No, it really isn't.

[00:02:43] It really isn't.

[00:02:45] Yeah.

[00:02:47] So because I lost my phone...

[00:02:50] That's right.

[00:02:51] I didn't have a chance to watch the trailer for that about dry grass' thing.

[00:02:55] So I'm going to guess at that one.

[00:02:57] Yeah, but was the other movie imaginary?

[00:02:59] I did go to actually with you guys.

[00:03:01] Yes, you did.

[00:03:02] And I'm sure you guys loved it as much as I did.

[00:03:04] What are you talking about?

[00:03:06] No, I really don't know what you did.

[00:03:08] Bryce, I'm pretty sure we'd give it a rage.

[00:03:12] Well, make sure you think that.

[00:03:14] Like what was just based on the fact that he has any like crappy horror movies.

[00:03:19] What are you talking about?

[00:03:21] He seems like the type of movie I'm talking about.

[00:03:24] It might be a Mundo.

[00:03:26] Who knows?

[00:03:27] Well, you know what?

[00:03:28] It sounds like an entire leprechaun series because he likes all of those.

[00:03:32] He also likes, but...

[00:03:33] Oh, I know.

[00:03:34] He likes Final Destination.

[00:03:37] All of them!

[00:03:38] There's a new one coming out.

[00:03:39] Yeah, I know.

[00:03:40] He's excited about that, Marie.

[00:03:41] That's all right.

[00:03:42] When you say he doesn't like terrible horror movies, the answer to that is absolutely incorrect.

[00:03:47] There's so much bad horror movies that Bryce likes.

[00:03:50] No.

[00:03:51] That are awful.

[00:03:52] I'm taking a shot saying he's going to rage on that.

[00:03:54] Alright.

[00:03:55] You with your love of horror movies, you might have given it maybe a low man.

[00:03:59] Oh, okay.

[00:04:00] I do love good horror movies.

[00:04:03] You do.

[00:04:04] And that trailer looked pretty good.

[00:04:06] Hmm.

[00:04:07] About dry grasses, I have no freaking clue on the fact that it's three and a half hours long

[00:04:13] and it's got subtitles and there's lots of talking and lots of walking.

[00:04:18] Yeah.

[00:04:19] Yeah, you guys probably love to crap out of that so you probably Mundoed it.

[00:04:22] There was only three hours and...

[00:04:24] What is it?

[00:04:25] 17 minutes?

[00:04:26] Three hours and 17 minutes, I believe, Jim.

[00:04:27] Yeah.

[00:04:28] You know what?

[00:04:29] It's about...

[00:04:30] What is that?

[00:04:31] 13 seconds or 13 minutes less than three and a half.

[00:04:35] So, yeah.

[00:04:36] I mean, you might have got this anyway.

[00:04:38] Maybe if it was three and a half hours, we would have Mundoed it.

[00:04:41] Oh, it wasn't long enough to be a Mundo.

[00:04:43] It wasn't long enough to be a Mundo.

[00:04:44] We needed that 13 more minutes.

[00:04:46] We wanted that 13 minute walk in a way scene that Bryce looks into.

[00:04:50] I will try.

[00:04:51] I will shot at the end.

[00:04:53] I will tell you the first scene is awesome because you just get to see a walk in a snow storm.

[00:04:58] For 10 minutes.

[00:04:59] Yeah, that sounds like your game.

[00:05:00] It's not for 10 minutes.

[00:05:01] It wasn't for long enough.

[00:05:03] I would have been asleep by that scene.

[00:05:05] It's awesome.

[00:05:06] Nice.

[00:05:07] Not seeing the rest of the movie.

[00:05:09] What would I be saying that for?

[00:05:10] But you'll hear what I have to say.

[00:05:12] Yeah, so, imaginary.

[00:05:15] Bloom House.

[00:05:16] Movie theater.

[00:05:17] What about it?

[00:05:19] Oh, I'm up.

[00:05:22] You're no good.

[00:05:24] Imaginary, the latest offering from Bloom House.

[00:05:27] And as the case with Bloom House, they are to quote Forrest Gump like a box of chocolates.

[00:05:32] You never know what you'll get.

[00:05:33] They make some very effective horror on occasion.

[00:05:36] Although it seemed like earlier they kind of did that.

[00:05:38] It seems they're on a bit of a crap fest.

[00:05:40] Uh, like yes.

[00:05:42] And other times they make films like this.

[00:05:44] Let's see.

[00:05:45] Might be part of that crap fest.

[00:05:47] Guess we'll find out.

[00:05:48] The concept of an imaginary friend that gains a chance.

[00:05:50] An imaginary friend that gains a child's trust.

[00:05:52] And then starts to get said,

[00:05:54] child, to do nastier, nastier things is kind of a great concept.

[00:05:57] And I think that was the initial thought with this film.

[00:06:01] But then that concept loses its focus.

[00:06:03] And we are in other dimensions and a crazy next door neighbor gets involved.

[00:06:08] And then all of a sudden, that great concept gets transformed into a mess of science fiction

[00:06:13] with a doorway to an underworld where people are mimicked from your world.

[00:06:19] But when they get mad, their eyes get all big,

[00:06:22] baldness and black.

[00:06:24] And I had no idea what the hell was going on.

[00:06:27] What happened to the direction this film was heading?

[00:06:30] And once we get multiple false endings, I was done.

[00:06:35] This film got messier and messier as it arrived at its ill-conceived ending.

[00:06:40] Oh, and one more thing.

[00:06:42] Stop making PG-13 horror this film lack of scares and gore

[00:06:48] make for a bland experience that is a complete waste of time.

[00:06:52] It is not hard to imagine based on what I have told you that imaginary is a rage.

[00:06:59] Bing, Bing, Bing.

[00:07:01] Definitely not helping your imagination for sure.

[00:07:05] Well, let me tell you what I thought it is.

[00:07:07] So look, the stepmom trying to bond with Stepkid's horror subgenre

[00:07:14] is already a bloated genre.

[00:07:16] But later on top of that, a million characters that have no value whatsoever

[00:07:21] they just keep throwing out their character in it that means nothing to the story at all.

[00:07:26] It's just here.

[00:07:28] You know what?

[00:07:29] We're missing a neighbor who's talking gibberish and some boyfriend thing that's like made no sense whatsoever.

[00:07:37] Oh, but on top of that we have terrible acting, convenient storylines and an ending that never ends.

[00:07:43] But what?

[00:07:45] We had Chonsea the Bear.

[00:07:47] Chonsea the Bear can suck my life.

[00:07:49] I like Chonsea the Bear.

[00:07:50] That's the only thing I liked about this.

[00:07:52] You know what?

[00:07:53] Yeah, he was good.

[00:07:54] He could have been way creepier.

[00:07:56] Like whatever.

[00:07:57] He was creepy because he wasn't creepy.

[00:08:00] No, he could have been way creepier.

[00:08:01] He was a bear.

[00:08:04] You have your fascination with stuffed animals.

[00:08:06] You have no yoga.

[00:08:07] He's actually creepy.

[00:08:08] Speaking of creepy, it's you and your fascination with stuffed animals.

[00:08:13] What are you talking about?

[00:08:15] Oh Charlie horse doesn't count.

[00:08:17] Yeah, well he's creepy too.

[00:08:19] He's also creepy.

[00:08:20] Yeah, and cover years Charlie horse.

[00:08:23] Yeah, so where was I?

[00:08:25] Oh yeah, convenient storylines and an ending that never ends yet we get another bloom house rated G.

[00:08:32] Gateway jump scare movie for toddlers trying to prepare them for real horror movies for the future I guess.

[00:08:42] And I'm not even sure we even get many real horror movies anymore at all.

[00:08:46] Like what was the last one that we've actually seen that wasn't a film festival film that just came to cinemas and was a horror movie that we all thought was great.

[00:08:57] I don't know.

[00:08:58] There was none.

[00:08:59] There hasn't been one.

[00:09:00] I'm seeing a good horror movie here.

[00:09:01] We haven't but we do get them when we go to film festivals.

[00:09:04] So we got last year, we got the elderly, we got when evil lurks, we got was that other one the evil?

[00:09:10] There was another one that had evil in the title was also really good.

[00:09:13] I don't know.

[00:09:14] Yeah, I don't remember.

[00:09:15] Anyway, every horror movie we saw at Calgary Underground Film Fest and yeah,

[00:09:22] and safe Calgary International Film Fest were both fantastic for their land there except for one movie which you won't mention.

[00:09:28] Yeah, well they never come to cinemas.

[00:09:31] That's the problem is that we get these mass produced pieces of garbage made for toddlers and then on to

[00:09:37] And then we don't get the really good horror that like has you know elderly people that are fucking creepy as fuck and they're murdering people there or they get

[00:09:46] Or we get you know a mom that's eating her kids brains like this is the stuff we need to get in cinemas that people can see.

[00:09:53] Yeah, the best scene in any movie ever created and we don't get that so you got to see it on shutter when it gets released.

[00:10:00] You hear what I did there and you did nothing about it.

[00:10:02] Oh, I said shutter.

[00:10:03] Boom boom.

[00:10:04] Thank you.

[00:10:05] Murray, you're on my team tonight.

[00:10:06] By the way, by the way, Charlie's unimpressed with your comments and stuff right now.

[00:10:11] Yeah, well, backster isn't either because he's more interested in going on my leg right now.

[00:10:15] Yeah.

[00:10:16] Backster bear.

[00:10:17] Now where was I again?

[00:10:18] Oh, right.

[00:10:19] This is one step away from a goosebumps episode 3D ride at a Disney theme park, goosebumps theme park out by

[00:10:27] Bloomhouse slash Disney slash goosebumps slash what did you what's that Nickelodeon?

[00:10:33] Nickelodeon.

[00:10:34] This movie was by far the most annoying and terrible thing I've ever seen by Bloomhouse and I have seen a lot and just so you know.

[00:10:42] Yeah, Chauncey like I said he can suck a bag of digs.

[00:10:46] The CLF and this was not CLF enough and I'm very confused about pretty much everything in this film because there was so much disjointed

[00:10:55] everything that all this convenience was just crazy but we can talk more about that once we hear with the murder has to say.

[00:11:01] Yeah, this was a terrible rage and I do have a couple of things I want to mention about Bloomhouse but go ahead.

[00:11:08] Well, trying to get past the fact that I had to pay six extra dollars to see this piece of crap in a VIP experience.

[00:11:18] You got to be an experience but I didn't use it basically spent all my money on the ticket couldn't even afford to buy a drink.

[00:11:23] Jim had to buy me a drink because it was too expensive.

[00:11:26] I went and paid six dollars to see this piece of crap and he didn't even get handsy with me.

[00:11:29] That's right.

[00:11:30] Well, I wasn't sitting with you.

[00:11:31] You should have sat with me.

[00:11:32] Yeah.

[00:11:33] Then you would have maybe got something.

[00:11:35] Yeah, so I'm not a big fan of the VIP experience.

[00:11:38] Yeah, I don't stay in fancy hotels.

[00:11:40] I don't need five star restaurants.

[00:11:42] I don't write write-al-limos.

[00:11:43] Nope.

[00:11:44] I'm a regular guy.

[00:11:45] That's right.

[00:11:46] I just need a regular theater.

[00:11:47] He's got an VIP.

[00:11:48] She's got an eight cylinder gas gussler.

[00:11:50] That's a gas gussler.

[00:11:51] He listens to 80s rock on my tape deck.

[00:11:54] That's right.

[00:11:55] I like the crazy old lady although I saw where that was coming in a mile away but she was interesting.

[00:12:03] She made no sense.

[00:12:04] You know, baby, but she was right.

[00:12:06] Wasn't she?

[00:12:07] She explained everything.

[00:12:08] Did she?

[00:12:09] Wait, you know what?

[00:12:10] I don't care.

[00:12:11] We're giving spoilers to her.

[00:12:12] Just saying.

[00:12:13] She explained everything that was going on because she had been tracking it.

[00:12:15] Yeah.

[00:12:16] And she had her two.

[00:12:17] It was going on.

[00:12:18] No, she was tracking it all because she was trying to trap them in the red door alert.

[00:12:22] Well, there you go.

[00:12:23] In the red door alert.

[00:12:24] Yeah, I don't care.

[00:12:25] But anyway, so yeah.

[00:12:26] That's the most terrible thing.

[00:12:27] I don't know what I'm gonna say.

[00:12:28] I like her.

[00:12:29] And yeah, the CLF, it was just creepy.

[00:12:31] But everybody else, yeah.

[00:12:33] I mean, the next door neighbor kid who is like trying to give the girl drugs but it wasn't

[00:12:38] drugs.

[00:12:39] I don't know.

[00:12:40] It was a stupid storyline but I forgot about that.

[00:12:43] Yeah.

[00:12:44] So, yeah, that's what I mean.

[00:12:45] Like there's just so much in this that makes no sense to the movie and maybe to Bryce's

[00:12:51] point, maybe the story idea of a creepy imaginary bear that wants you to do stuff would be cool

[00:12:59] but it was that's been a little bit more than that.

[00:13:02] It was like chopping off a finger.

[00:13:04] That's the worst thing that happened to anybody.

[00:13:06] Well, that's pretty bad if it didn't do it.

[00:13:07] Because yeah, this is PG horror.

[00:13:09] Like you said, Nickelodeon Disney crap.

[00:13:12] I'm still saying, I'm still hanging on this is G horror.

[00:13:15] And it was Goosebumps.

[00:13:16] It was an episode of Goosebumps.

[00:13:17] Yeah, this was for kids.

[00:13:18] This was probably actually less scary than a Goosebumps episode.

[00:13:21] Nobody died.

[00:13:22] Yeah.

[00:13:23] Well, maybe.

[00:13:24] Yeah.

[00:13:25] There was no blood.

[00:13:26] No blood.

[00:13:27] No blood.

[00:13:28] No.

[00:13:29] And there was like this couple of jumps in Wonderland ending where they jumped down a rabbit

[00:13:33] hole, like whatever.

[00:13:34] Well, wait, there was like 17 endings.

[00:13:36] Well, there's 17 endings and there was there wasn't an original idea in the whole thing.

[00:13:41] Yeah, yeah.

[00:13:42] But I liked Johnson.

[00:13:43] Of course it was a rage.

[00:13:44] You know what that means.

[00:13:45] I had the crazy old lady.

[00:13:46] Yeah.

[00:13:47] Rage.

[00:13:48] Rage.

[00:13:49] Rage.

[00:13:50] Rage.

[00:13:51] Okay, just so everybody knows.

[00:13:58] These are the last five bloom house movies that came to cinema.

[00:14:03] Okay, let's go.

[00:14:05] Imaginary.

[00:14:06] Rage.

[00:14:07] Night swim.

[00:14:08] Oh God, rage.

[00:14:09] Five nights at Freddy's.

[00:14:11] Rage.

[00:14:12] The exorcist believer.

[00:14:14] Rage.

[00:14:15] Was it a rage?

[00:14:16] Yes, it was a rage by all of us.

[00:14:17] That's one, two, three, four.

[00:14:18] Yeah.

[00:14:19] And before that, totally killer.

[00:14:21] Totally killer.

[00:14:23] Totally killer.

[00:14:24] Totally killer.

[00:14:25] I don't even remember it.

[00:14:26] It was also a rage.

[00:14:27] Let's fit.

[00:14:28] And then you can just keep going, actually, I think you gave in Sidious the Red Door a man.

[00:14:32] I did.

[00:14:33] There you go.

[00:14:34] Because you like these.

[00:14:35] Which was the worst.

[00:14:36] No, I don't.

[00:14:37] No, I thought this was the best one.

[00:14:39] Apparently not according to everybody else on the universe that it was one of the worst movies

[00:14:43] of the year.

[00:14:44] Yeah.

[00:14:45] It was okay.

[00:14:46] I watched it.

[00:14:47] It was a rage.

[00:14:48] I finally got to see it.

[00:14:49] But you got to see it in the cinema.

[00:14:50] So lucky you.

[00:14:51] Awesome.

[00:14:52] Yeah.

[00:14:53] So bloom house, go fuck yourself.

[00:14:54] Yeah.

[00:14:55] I'll see you later.

[00:14:56] That's all I'm going to say.

[00:14:57] Okay, then.

[00:14:58] Right.

[00:14:59] So what else did we see?

[00:15:00] We saw about dry grasses which was playing in an art house cinema that Bryson and I were

[00:15:07] lucky enough to see three hours and 17 minutes of beautiful scenery, snow scenes with amazing

[00:15:17] cinematography and a bunch of dialogue that has dialogue rich characters and perhaps

[00:15:26] a study of what may be thought of as a love rectangle.

[00:15:31] You say, what?

[00:15:32] A love rectangle where you have two persons who are roommates, one who's a lady with

[00:15:40] a prosthetic leg and one who's a 13 year old girl or perhaps a 12 year old girl or perhaps

[00:15:46] an 11 year old girl or perhaps a 14 year old girl.

[00:15:50] She's an 11 year old girl.

[00:15:51] She's a great, she's a great five.

[00:15:53] All right, there you go.

[00:15:55] This film takes its time slowly, very, very, very, very, very, very, very slowly to develop

[00:16:02] all four of these characters in a story that has nothing really resolved except our lead

[00:16:08] played by Denny's Kelly, glue I can't pronounce this.

[00:16:13] I.e. L. I.L. O. G. L. U., who plays Samette or Samette, who may or may not be a pedophile

[00:16:23] and he's not.

[00:16:24] He's not.

[00:16:25] I'm not convinced after seeing it.

[00:16:27] There was there was 17 minutes, there was 17 minutes that you slept through that possibly

[00:16:34] could have been.

[00:16:35] I did not see through any of this one so stop it with your sleep and stuff.

[00:16:39] I believe it.

[00:16:40] I did not see it.

[00:16:42] What a monster.

[00:16:43] What a monster.

[00:16:44] It was the second movie of the night and it was after the piece of crap that he did not

[00:16:47] sleep through this one.

[00:16:50] He finally gets to leave this small town after four years stint in a very remote village

[00:16:57] somewhere in Turkey where there are only two seasons winter and summer with sounds

[00:17:02] of Istanbul sounds like Calgary.

[00:17:06] With us we get two seasons summer and winter.

[00:17:10] Hmm, might have to put Turkey on my bucket list again.

[00:17:13] Bryce, how do you feel about Turkey?

[00:17:17] I think turkeys are great and we shouldn't eat them.

[00:17:20] I love turkey sandwiches.

[00:17:24] I was thinking that's exactly what you two would say.

[00:17:27] This film is hard to fully explain.

[00:17:31] You just have to experience it.

[00:17:33] I can tell you a few things though.

[00:17:35] This is a movie that would have been absolute torture for Murray to watch.

[00:17:40] It was fantastical acting by everyone in it.

[00:17:44] The scenery is breathtaking.

[00:17:46] There is a feeling of discomfort with how Sam, Samet interacts with one particular student

[00:17:52] and you are left wondering about this relationship or at least his thoughts and feelings about

[00:17:58] them throughout the film.

[00:18:00] So that there is a lot of loneliness, small remote towns can evoke.

[00:18:08] And also that I loved every single hour of this film and that it was an absolute fantastic

[00:18:15] film.

[00:18:33] There was so much going on in this, we could talk about this movie for like seven days.

[00:18:39] At least three hours and 17 minutes.

[00:18:41] We could talk about it a lot longer than that because this was such a cool character

[00:18:47] study.

[00:18:49] This guy, you hated him right off the bat.

[00:18:51] I didn't know what you were getting creeped out right off the bat.

[00:18:54] He was creeping me out right away.

[00:18:56] But this was like a weird kind of study of people that tell little tiny lies and because

[00:19:05] there's such small lies so they kind of believe their lives.

[00:19:11] Like when they're talking later, they're talking like well the what I said that lie I told

[00:19:17] is actually true when it's not really true.

[00:19:21] It's their version of the truth and it all snowballs and it's crazy.

[00:19:27] But it's not like so in contrast to this because I think we also saw the teachers lounge

[00:19:32] last year which has a very similar, similar idea to it.

[00:19:38] But it's yes, it was but this one is so much more subversive than that.

[00:19:45] The teacher's lounge is very in your face because things actions happen once certain things

[00:19:52] happen.

[00:19:53] But in this there's no real action that actually happens.

[00:19:56] It's like they talk about things but nothing actually ever happens throughout that whole

[00:20:01] period.

[00:20:02] Focus is on this Samut guy and he is not a terrible person but he's a terrible person.

[00:20:11] Yeah, it's like but he's not like that she's hit like he literally has no interest in

[00:20:16] what's her head.

[00:20:17] Yeah, who by the way, she was amazing.

[00:20:19] What I'm sorry.

[00:20:20] I should be I should be more prepared for this.

[00:20:24] But she was amazing but he is no interest in her until his buddy has like big time interest

[00:20:30] in her and then all of a sudden that's all he wants because because he's just a horrible

[00:20:36] person.

[00:20:37] Yeah, so the actors care about her.

[00:20:39] No, he doesn't.

[00:20:40] That's just it but it's not in your face like when you watch this you could watch this

[00:20:45] through a bunch of different lenses because maybe because yeah I agree with you.

[00:20:51] He did not he just fucked up because he knew the other guy liked me.

[00:20:54] He was just trying to sabotage it.

[00:20:56] It's a portrait of just as I say one particular awful person but nobody was above it like

[00:21:04] the girl she was lying when she went to you know report him.

[00:21:10] That wasn't the truth.

[00:21:12] She was telling like a version of it and I think it's just like everything in this movie

[00:21:18] was based on a little lie.

[00:21:20] Yeah, Sam even then I would I'm not going to disagree with you.

[00:21:24] But what I thought about it was that you're really observing how these characters interact

[00:21:31] in this sort of setting that has unfolded that really doesn't percolate to a mask.

[00:21:38] Like it's like watching a pot that never really boils.

[00:21:42] It never boils over Murray.

[00:21:44] It's like you're we keep going one is something hugely going to.

[00:21:49] This sounds painful.

[00:21:51] Oh no the characters were so great.

[00:21:53] I never would have made it.

[00:21:54] And the actress who plays the lady in her name is Merv Dizdar and she's actually like

[00:22:01] she was getting tons of accolades for her portrait in this.

[00:22:05] She's the one that has the prosthetic leg.

[00:22:07] She's brilliant in this but all the characters in this were brilliant.

[00:22:11] Yeah, Merv Dizdar was awesome but the and I tell you the guy that played Sam at Denny's

[00:22:19] whatever his name is.

[00:22:22] He was amazing and the scene where where Nure and Karen, Kernen sorry.

[00:22:32] Kernen.

[00:22:33] Is it?

[00:22:34] Yeah.

[00:22:35] K-E-N-A-N.

[00:22:36] Okay yeah.

[00:22:37] The scene where they're sitting and they kind of have that first interaction where they're

[00:22:41] really connecting.

[00:22:44] And the camera pulls back and shows a whole table and you see they're looking at each other

[00:22:49] and they're really connecting.

[00:22:52] And Sam is sitting there with just the most pissed off look on his face that you've ever

[00:22:58] seen and it was just it was so brilliant and they just they sat on that camera angle for

[00:23:05] a while and you just see this, this ceiling that just under the you know underneath with

[00:23:11] him and that little moment there I was like this is just brilliant film making.

[00:23:15] Yeah the who sorry the director is Nuri Billed Seilan.

[00:23:24] Seilan?

[00:23:25] Yeah.

[00:23:26] Yeah, I definitely want to see more from them like apparently he's made a bunch of films

[00:23:30] in these piece a pretty pretty prolific.

[00:23:33] Prolific dude.

[00:23:34] Well, he's made apparently they're all pretty good.

[00:23:37] I'm sure we've seen a few of them because we do get yeah we probably do get to see enough

[00:23:41] Turkish films which is good but this is one of those films like

[00:23:46] if you don't go I'm thinking to this with the right mindset this could feel like a slog

[00:23:50] for some people because it is you got to just you gotta sit there give it a chance and

[00:23:54] you will be absolutely absorbed with the characters and the girl the young girl who plays the

[00:24:00] what do you say 11?

[00:24:01] Yeah, she's she'd be 11.

[00:24:03] She's great five.

[00:24:04] She's brilliant.

[00:24:05] I assume it's the same in Turkey.

[00:24:06] Yeah, she's brilliant in this.

[00:24:08] The whole cast is brilliant.

[00:24:10] So yeah, Murray were right.

[00:24:11] We both of us love this was among us.

[00:24:12] Of course he did.

[00:24:13] Yeah.

[00:24:14] I see a trailer for it and the cinematography is.

[00:24:17] Oh, the cinematography spectacular those stills that they show.

[00:24:21] Yeah, that's the other thing this guy that's a terrible person takes the most amazing photographs

[00:24:25] yeah because those were all he's the stuff that was taking photos of the fire pedophile

[00:24:30] and he's so in the middle with everything like he wants to be loved by both the soldiers

[00:24:35] and the work and man and he doesn't have an real opinion about anything because he just

[00:24:40] wants to be liked by everybody.

[00:24:43] But at the same time, he's got this smirkiness and this swarminess and this I'm kind of better

[00:24:49] than you attitude and you tell like where is it coming from and that's why you just hate

[00:24:54] this guy and we all know people like this too.

[00:24:58] So it's just so good.

[00:24:59] I've worked with people like this.

[00:25:01] So just such such an unbelievable character study great film.

[00:25:08] I can't like three hours and 17 minutes of just awe.

[00:25:11] Yeah, I kind of wish it was another hour but it was a perfect ending too.

[00:25:16] It was really a perfect.

[00:25:17] It was.

[00:25:18] Yeah.

[00:25:19] Start to finish.

[00:25:20] It was like it was like the most this is going to probably make my top 10 up here.

[00:25:24] And definitely right choice and not seeing it with you.

[00:25:27] You would have hated this.

[00:25:28] I would have been asleep in the first 10 minutes.

[00:25:30] Yeah, like Bryce was about he got two hours and that's all two hours and ten minutes.

[00:25:36] Up with your lies.

[00:25:38] The sweet guy.

[00:25:39] Nobody wants to hear your lies.

[00:25:41] The sweeter gate all over again.

[00:25:43] He's here lies.

[00:25:44] I just got to find out what the part was that he fell asleep so I can say yeah remember

[00:25:49] this is the movie.

[00:25:50] Remember the spaceship came down.

[00:25:52] Everybody Jim is lying.

[00:25:55] Remember the spaceship.

[00:25:56] No, I don't remember the spaceship because it didn't happen.

[00:25:59] You were asleep.

[00:26:00] I can't stop.

[00:26:07] How can you live with yourself Jim lying to the people?

[00:26:13] If you love your three and a half hour movies with lots of subtitles it looks three hours

[00:26:17] and seventeen minutes.

[00:26:18] And yeah, I guess this is the movie for you.

[00:26:20] For the rest of us.

[00:26:21] Not so much.

[00:26:22] I've never been more excited to hear him.

[00:26:29] I already talked about the VIP experience.

[00:26:34] I'm not going to admit.

[00:26:35] What?

[00:26:36] You didn't talk enough about it.

[00:26:37] I enjoyed it.

[00:26:38] I thought you think this is our third recording for the next one.

[00:26:42] That's what you made $10,000 a weekend in your horse racing.

[00:26:45] No, I made some of us don't have that kind of cat.

[00:26:47] Last weekend I only made $520.

[00:26:50] $10,000 I think?

[00:26:52] That's what I'm making a week just so you know.

[00:26:55] I thought it was stupid anyway.

[00:27:00] Okay, now is the time for my two friends to take a potty break, get a coffee, walk the dog

[00:27:08] or get a snack.

[00:27:09] Talking about the fucking osc.

[00:27:10] Because I'm going to talk about the osc.

[00:27:11] You knew it was coming, don't be surprised.

[00:27:14] Hey, I watched the osc.

[00:27:16] Well, I don't officially care about award shows.

[00:27:18] Sort of adjacently in a pool.

[00:27:19] I am still interested in them.

[00:27:21] After all, I do work in the film industry.

[00:27:24] At least I hope so again.

[00:27:26] So to win, we'd have a film.

[00:27:27] No, I work in the film industry.

[00:27:29] You guys review movies.

[00:27:30] Wait, right now you're not working in the film industry.

[00:27:32] Well, if you let me, if you shove it, let me talk.

[00:27:34] I'll get to it.

[00:27:35] You're just paying union dues.

[00:27:37] I work in the film industry.

[00:27:38] At least I hope to if there is another damn strike.

[00:27:41] All right.

[00:27:42] And I usually find somebody that I'm rooting for.

[00:27:45] All right.

[00:27:46] And in the past when I had other friends who actually cared about the osc.

[00:27:50] I care.

[00:27:51] I used to be in a pool.

[00:27:52] No, I don't.

[00:27:53] But I can't find a second person even being an osc.

[00:27:55] Pull with anymore.

[00:27:56] Well, he's in an osc.

[00:27:57] Yeah, well, I was in two sorts.

[00:27:59] How come I wasn't invited to say it?

[00:28:01] Well, I wasn't really an either of them.

[00:28:03] One of them was my girlfriends and one of them was with my co-workers

[00:28:06] where I just gave her my tics.

[00:28:07] There you go.

[00:28:08] See, I wasn't any of them.

[00:28:09] I just, I was in a pool against myself.

[00:28:11] And I lost.

[00:28:13] By the way, I nailed Best Short Director.

[00:28:16] I may, I may, I'm sorry, Best of not Short Director.

[00:28:20] Best Short Film.

[00:28:22] Is this not my minute?

[00:28:23] Documentary.

[00:28:24] I nailed Best Short Film.

[00:28:26] I nailed Best Short Film or Best Documentary.

[00:28:30] I nailed all the.

[00:28:31] That's because you actually saw all those.

[00:28:33] Nobody else did.

[00:28:34] Anyways.

[00:28:36] Anyways, who cares about the Oscars?

[00:28:38] The perfect days didn't win Best of International Feature.

[00:28:40] Yeah, wait, this is my several minutes.

[00:28:43] Yeah, go ahead, sorry.

[00:28:44] And Jim's having a snack so you just shut your pie hole.

[00:28:47] First off, what was the golden raspberries or the raspberries?

[00:28:52] Which was the day before.

[00:28:54] Okay.

[00:28:55] The big loser was Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey.

[00:28:58] Hey, we talked about that, it took five awards.

[00:29:01] Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Wor Screen Couple.

[00:29:07] And Worst Remake Slash, Rip Off Slash Sequel.

[00:29:11] Nice.

[00:29:12] I'm saying something.

[00:29:13] That's good.

[00:29:14] That's good publicity for them.

[00:29:15] Two of Jason Stacey's movies were nominated.

[00:29:17] Expendables 4 and Make 2.

[00:29:19] Oh well, they deserve it.

[00:29:21] Megan Foxx won two awards.

[00:29:23] Oh nice.

[00:29:24] We're not in that ever happened.

[00:29:25] Very nice.

[00:29:26] She was an Expendables 4 and Johnny Inclined.

[00:29:29] Whatever that was.

[00:29:30] I didn't see Johnny Inclined.

[00:29:31] Uh, John Boyd took home the worst actor for Mercy.

[00:29:35] Anybody cares?

[00:29:36] No surprise.

[00:29:37] Yeah.

[00:29:38] John Boyd, he's just a raspberry now.

[00:29:40] You're looking bad on the movie being terrible of John.

[00:29:43] Exactly.

[00:29:44] He just looks like a rapper.

[00:29:45] Okay, onto the big show.

[00:29:47] Oppenheimer, particularly one, pretty much everything.

[00:29:50] Seven Oscars, including Best Picture.

[00:29:52] Chris Renoland finally won Best Director after eight nominations.

[00:29:56] Yeah.

[00:29:57] Robert Downey Jr., aka I Am Iron Man, is now an Oscar winner.

[00:30:02] Yes.

[00:30:03] I know the dude from Weird Science.

[00:30:06] Yeah.

[00:30:07] And Killian Murphy was finally rewarded for being an every Nolan film

[00:30:11] with Best Actor.

[00:30:12] Yes.

[00:30:13] I think the biggest surprise was Emma Stone winning Best Actress.

[00:30:17] It was her second one.

[00:30:19] Yes.

[00:30:20] Pretty much everybody thought that Lily Glass Stone was going to get that.

[00:30:23] I thought so.

[00:30:24] I believe in her.

[00:30:25] I have no comment on it.

[00:30:26] Billy Eilish won her second Oscar for her Barbie song.

[00:30:29] Yeah.

[00:30:30] Which was the only award that movie won.

[00:30:33] Also a surprise was Godzilla minus one.

[00:30:35] Godzilla!

[00:30:36] Visual effects.

[00:30:38] Yes.

[00:30:39] All were mission impossible and Guardians Three and creator and Napoleon.

[00:30:42] I thought creator was going to win that, to be honest,

[00:30:45] because I thought all the other special effects were kind of neat.

[00:30:49] Documentary mission impossible.

[00:30:50] Documentary 20 days in Mary Yippee-Bull.

[00:30:53] Yes.

[00:30:54] On the first Oscar for the Ukraine.

[00:30:56] Yep.

[00:30:57] The West Henderson film.

[00:31:00] The wonderful story of Henry Sugar was up less live short.

[00:31:04] And he wasn't even there.

[00:31:05] Yeah, and it wasn't even the best short of that series.

[00:31:08] I don't know why that one.

[00:31:09] It wasn't even close.

[00:31:10] It wasn't even close.

[00:31:11] And boy in the hair and beat out the spider verse.

[00:31:15] Yeah, that was...

[00:31:16] I was glad to see it to be honest.

[00:31:18] I thought the spider verse was going to...

[00:31:20] There were a few epic fails.

[00:31:22] Spider verse was good though.

[00:31:23] They're both good.

[00:31:24] They're both Mondo.

[00:31:25] Wow.

[00:31:26] Except for Murray.

[00:31:28] I think I gave it pulling the hair in my mouth.

[00:31:31] You gave them both Mondos.

[00:31:32] This is one of my minute takes 20 minutes.

[00:31:34] I think you're wrong.

[00:31:35] I think you did give it a man.

[00:31:37] Did you see the blame the hair in my mouth?

[00:31:39] No.

[00:31:40] There were a few epic fails,

[00:31:42] at least of which was the lame duck host Jimmy Kimmel.

[00:31:45] The least funny guy on late night TV.

[00:31:48] But he is ABC slash Disney's bitch.

[00:31:52] Okay.

[00:31:53] Then there was the Inmemorian segment.

[00:31:56] As usual, it was nice.

[00:31:58] Book ended by Navalny at the beginning and Tina Turner at the end.

[00:32:02] I was also a lot.

[00:32:05] There were dancers, a symphony.

[00:32:07] Yeah.

[00:32:08] Multiple screens of various sizes.

[00:32:10] Andrea Bacheli and his son.

[00:32:12] There was a lot going on.

[00:32:14] How did the old focus away from the stars who died?

[00:32:17] It did.

[00:32:18] And how did Bert Young not end up in the mean part?

[00:32:21] I thought he would...

[00:32:22] He wasn't in there.

[00:32:23] You couldn't see it.

[00:32:24] But you got no, but you got all these names at the end with Bert Young.

[00:32:27] And I was like, how's Bert Young not above the boat 12 of these days?

[00:32:30] They didn't dissolve to the actual video.

[00:32:32] It's like you were in the audience trying to watch it from like the 20th row.

[00:32:36] So you couldn't see the names that were flying by.

[00:32:40] It was too much overproduction values.

[00:32:44] All right.

[00:32:45] On to the fun stuff.

[00:32:47] There's fun stuff.

[00:32:48] There's fun stuff.

[00:32:49] There's fun stuff.

[00:32:50] There's fun stuff.

[00:32:51] Messy's bow tie.

[00:32:53] Apparently the dog, the anatomy of a fall, walked the red carpet and was in the audience.

[00:32:59] The best dog in the year.

[00:33:01] The best actor of the entire...

[00:33:03] I must have misted.

[00:33:05] Probably won at Kimmel's segments.

[00:33:07] Supporting actresses, supporting other supporting actresses.

[00:33:11] There was one of the new things they tried.

[00:33:13] You like it?

[00:33:14] Former winners say nice things about the nominees.

[00:33:17] Most of it was pretty bad.

[00:33:19] Okay, thank you.

[00:33:20] But the supporting actress segment had a personal touch when former supporting actress winners,

[00:33:24] Mary Steenberg and Peter Newongo, Jamie Lee Curtis, Rita Marino and Regina Kane came out to pay tribute to this year's nominees.

[00:33:32] Who also happened to be their friends?

[00:33:36] The rest of it was just awkward.

[00:33:39] Yeah.

[00:33:40] Next up, teamsters get a standing ovation.

[00:33:44] Okay.

[00:33:45] Because I don't like Jimmy Kimmel, he actually did a solid.

[00:33:49] He brought all the members of the teamsters in the IACC who are currently negotiating with the new contract for Hollywood, hoping to avoid a strike.

[00:33:56] First off, my question about that though is, do you think it was his decision to take it?

[00:34:00] Oh, I'm sure it wasn't, but I'm just saying.

[00:34:02] He didn't talk about it.

[00:34:03] So, to thank him for standing with the other unions last year, basically why he didn't work all of 2023.

[00:34:09] It happens to be the union I'm in so I actually appreciated it.

[00:34:14] Next up, Stuntend at the Oscars.

[00:34:18] My first Ryan Gosling moment of the night.

[00:34:22] Gosling and Emily Blunt, who starred in the new Fall Guy movie, presented a clip of the famous most famous stunt work over the years.

[00:34:31] The highlight was Emily making fun of Ryan Gosling over the whole barbed-himer thing, saying it wasn't much of a competition after basically Oppenheimer would kick their ass at every other award show.

[00:34:44] It was really funny. Can't wait to see him together in the Fall Guy.

[00:34:49] The Fall Guy.

[00:34:50] Next up, John Cena naked.

[00:34:56] Yeah, he was.

[00:34:57] Just gonna leave that there for a minute.

[00:34:59] What?

[00:35:00] The Oste, do you miss?

[00:35:02] I mean, they're gay.

[00:35:03] In a genius move, the Oste is celebrated at the anniversary of the striker at the Oscars by having Cena nude on stage presenting the award for

[00:35:13] Best Costume.

[00:35:15] Of course, it's Disney.

[00:35:17] So nobody actually got to see John's peacemaker.

[00:35:21] Except maybe the audience.

[00:35:23] Still funny.

[00:35:24] So they had a prosthetic winner on it?

[00:35:26] No, it was a snooze.

[00:35:27] No, I was holding envelope in front of it.

[00:35:29] No, it was a bodysuit.

[00:35:30] They showed the behind the scenes.

[00:35:31] But he looked naked on the air.

[00:35:34] He was definitely naked from the waist up.

[00:35:36] That's for sure.

[00:35:37] Anyway, so something for the ladies.

[00:35:40] Next, I want to see them naked.

[00:35:42] Ladies, well, they are on Earth.

[00:35:44] Some gentlemen.

[00:35:45] Next up, I am Batman.

[00:35:51] One of my favorite moments, dang divido and Arnold Schwarzenegger appearing together at the present award.

[00:35:57] The real reason?

[00:35:58] They both tried to kill Batman.

[00:36:01] Arnold said he lost because Batman found his weakness.

[00:36:05] Love.

[00:36:07] The divido said Batman threw him on a window.

[00:36:09] What a jerk.

[00:36:11] Then they called out Michael Keaton, who was sitting in the audience.

[00:36:15] Evil stairs were exchanged.

[00:36:17] Threats were issued.

[00:36:19] Classic.

[00:36:20] Michael was Michael Keaton in the one with...

[00:36:23] It was the first one.

[00:36:24] Yeah, but it wasn't Schwarzenegger.

[00:36:28] Yeah, but it wasn't Schwarzenegger given the threats.

[00:36:30] It was the divido.

[00:36:31] This makes no sense.

[00:36:32] That's so, Mr. Batfleck.

[00:36:35] The only...

[00:36:36] The only one.

[00:36:37] And he don't push that button.

[00:36:38] Finally!

[00:36:39] Then Affleck.

[00:36:40] The only good Batman.

[00:36:42] Finally.

[00:36:43] Ryan Gosling's energy.

[00:36:47] A moment I was waiting for.

[00:36:50] Ryan Gosling's forms.

[00:36:53] I'm just Ken.

[00:36:54] He was never going to win the Oscar.

[00:36:57] But he won the Oscar.

[00:36:59] I actually predicted that it would win the Oscar.

[00:37:02] No, it didn't.

[00:37:03] So you know I was wrong but that's what I picked.

[00:37:05] From his casual plunging neckline on the red carpet to a salarious bit with Emily Blunt.

[00:37:11] It was epic performance of I'm just Ken in a sequent hot pink suit.

[00:37:16] He really likes Ryan.

[00:37:17] Gosling proved that energy is real.

[00:37:20] Oh, real?

[00:37:21] Even had the other Ken as backup dancers, including Seemoo View.

[00:37:27] And the actual composer of the song, Park Ronson.

[00:37:31] Top it off.

[00:37:32] He had Slash.

[00:37:34] He did.

[00:37:35] And Wolfgang von Halyln.

[00:37:37] Slaming it on the guitar at the end.

[00:37:39] Nice.

[00:37:40] Epic win for the Canadian superstar.

[00:37:42] I'm smiling just remembering it.

[00:37:44] That was fun.

[00:37:45] YouTube it.

[00:37:46] It's worth it.

[00:37:47] It was fun.

[00:37:48] Oh, stop it Jim.

[00:37:49] It was fun.

[00:37:50] Just admit it was fun.

[00:37:51] You saw it.

[00:37:52] You know you saw it.

[00:37:53] No, you watched it.

[00:37:54] It was cute.

[00:37:55] Okay.

[00:37:56] Okay, there you go.

[00:37:57] Thank you.

[00:37:58] But it's only because I am also a huge Ryan fan.

[00:38:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:38:02] Who can't be a fan of Ryan Gosling?

[00:38:04] He's right.

[00:38:05] What are you talking about?

[00:38:06] He's fine.

[00:38:07] You're fucking silly.

[00:38:08] I really like drive.

[00:38:09] Yeah, everything was really.

[00:38:10] He's every movie he's in.

[00:38:11] He's in.

[00:38:12] He's pretty.

[00:38:13] He's good.

[00:38:14] He's good.

[00:38:15] He's good.

[00:38:16] Drive.

[00:38:17] He's even good and break her high.

[00:38:18] Just saying.

[00:38:19] Yeah.

[00:38:20] Even break her high.

[00:38:21] I don't even know what that means.

[00:38:22] That's his.

[00:38:23] The wise.

[00:38:24] What is it?

[00:38:25] The wise guys when he did with Russ Russ?

[00:38:26] Yes.

[00:38:27] The wise guy.

[00:38:28] No, it was the.

[00:38:29] No, not the other guys.

[00:38:30] The nice guys.

[00:38:31] Nice guys.

[00:38:32] That was awesome.

[00:38:33] That was good.

[00:38:34] He's great and everything.

[00:38:35] He was in.

[00:38:36] Denny.

[00:38:37] Remember when Denny Villeneuve used to be.

[00:38:38] Yeah, we were in the middle of the blue.

[00:38:40] He was in the early end of the day.

[00:38:41] Yeah, we were in the early end of the blue.

[00:38:42] We were in the early end of the blue.

[00:38:43] Yeah.

[00:38:44] You keep forgetting.

[00:38:45] You like him a lot.

[00:38:46] Yeah.

[00:38:47] Just saying.

[00:38:48] Yeah, welcome.

[00:38:49] All the Ryan's from Canada are pretty cool.

[00:38:50] That's right.

[00:38:51] I don't know.

[00:38:52] All right, I'm done.

[00:38:53] Temperature rising.

[00:38:54] Vision.

[00:38:55] Luring.

[00:38:56] Rage.

[00:38:57] Taking it over.

[00:38:59] Luring.

[00:39:01] Rage.

[00:39:02] Taking it over.

[00:39:20] Oh, by sweet tree.

[00:39:22] Dumb of you.

[00:39:28] Oh, I got a double two for you today folks.

[00:39:34] Part one.

[00:39:35] Gonna steal a little bit of Merman's thunder.

[00:39:39] We did go to the VIP experience.

[00:39:45] University district.

[00:39:49] I don't know what these things are made for.

[00:39:52] I don't understand why they can't assume that other people want to actually go pick up

[00:39:59] their popcorn and walk it to their...

[00:40:01] You have no choice to do that.

[00:40:04] You have to get someone to deliver it to your seat.

[00:40:07] Well, and yeah, they have alcohol.

[00:40:09] That was the only difference.

[00:40:11] You can order alcohol.

[00:40:13] You can order alcohol in a lot of theaters now.

[00:40:18] Yeah, almost all of them.

[00:40:19] Every single one now.

[00:40:20] Get them at O'Clair.

[00:40:21] Every single one has an alcohol license now.

[00:40:24] But there's still now delivering it.

[00:40:27] That whole experience was annoying to me because I like to go in, just pick up my stuff.

[00:40:35] I don't want people...

[00:40:36] I like to go to the snack bar, pick up my own snacks and then go in and watch.

[00:40:39] Yeah, and I also don't like the fact that now they're trying to generate more revenue

[00:40:44] for, I don't know who, because we now have to tip them.

[00:40:48] I didn't know it was delivering us our popcorn when I just want to get my fucking popcorn.

[00:40:51] Did they actually have people delivering food during the movie?

[00:40:53] I didn't see it.

[00:40:54] Yes!

[00:40:55] How else are you going to get it?

[00:40:56] So they didn't stop when the movie started.

[00:40:57] No!

[00:40:58] Still, following around the dark delivering food while they were in the movies.

[00:41:01] Yeah, they can know it.

[00:41:02] They got it all delivered before the movie started.

[00:41:05] Yeah, but if I wanted a second beer, I could have gone and said order the burger or

[00:41:10] like grab my trailer and then take that.

[00:41:12] No, you can't.

[00:41:13] You can.

[00:41:14] Oh, you can.

[00:41:15] Yeah, absolutely it has to.

[00:41:16] What's the point?

[00:41:17] You can't.

[00:41:18] You can go down and get one.

[00:41:19] You can't order anything after the movie started.

[00:41:21] Okay, what part of you can't get one?

[00:41:23] If I wanted to go poop in the middle of the movie and then say, hey, bring me a cheeseburger

[00:41:29] baby.

[00:41:30] They wouldn't do it.

[00:41:31] They would do it.

[00:41:32] No.

[00:41:33] Yeah, they would.

[00:41:34] No, they wouldn't.

[00:41:35] Yeah, I don't think so.

[00:41:36] You know what, it's VIP.

[00:41:37] I wanted it.

[00:41:38] I'd get it.

[00:41:39] I can't order my popcorn.

[00:41:40] I think your mistaken.

[00:41:41] You have to, food service stops once the movie starts.

[00:41:43] Once the trailer starts, I don't think they take anymore orders.

[00:41:46] It's just in the way.

[00:41:47] In the way.

[00:41:48] In their little thing, I think you're mistaken.

[00:41:50] You just making stuff up.

[00:41:51] I'm just angry because that's not how I want to see it.

[00:41:53] No, neither.

[00:41:54] I'm a purist.

[00:41:55] I want to go to a movie theater to actually see a movie.

[00:41:57] That's right.

[00:41:58] I want food.

[00:41:59] I'll use smuggled in or else I'll buy it at the end.

[00:42:01] They're going to strip search Mer from now on.

[00:42:04] Okay, so that's my first rage is VIP and giant.

[00:42:06] I wonder what's with these multiple lame rages?

[00:42:09] That was the best.

[00:42:10] Okay, you know what?

[00:42:12] Don't make me talk about your emotive and episode.

[00:42:15] That was good.

[00:42:16] He might throw a 31.

[00:42:18] But my second rage is Bloom House.

[00:42:20] I fucking hate that production company now.

[00:42:23] There's nothing they're putting out that's any good.

[00:42:25] I'm just tired of it.

[00:42:27] If it comes out to this Bloom House, I'm kind of afraid to go see it.

[00:42:31] That's my rage.

[00:42:32] Those two.

[00:42:33] Mm-hmm.

[00:42:34] Duo, Lingo.

[00:42:35] That's right.

[00:42:36] All for all say.

[00:42:38] Mmm.

[00:42:39] Interesting.

[00:42:41] I couldn't agree more.

[00:42:45] And I couldn't care less.

[00:42:47] Just like you and your stupid Oscars.

[00:42:52] Right.

[00:42:53] Who are you talking to?

[00:42:55] Me or Mer?

[00:42:56] Both of you.

[00:42:57] Apparently both of us.

[00:42:59] Yeah.

[00:43:00] I see set the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[00:43:08] Huh.

[00:43:09] Huh.

[00:43:10] Huh.

[00:43:11] Huh.

[00:43:12] Any rate?

[00:43:13] My rage is VIP cinemas.

[00:43:20] What?

[00:43:21] It is not.

[00:43:22] You're a lady.

[00:43:23] It kind of is.

[00:43:24] Actually, my rage is anywhere.

[00:43:25] It's more logical than ours.

[00:43:26] But it's because of the VIP cinemas that I bring that it comes up is being asked to tip

[00:43:35] before any service has been given.

[00:43:38] That's insane.

[00:43:39] That makes no sense to me.

[00:43:41] So if I go to the mall and I order a burger and I order popcorn, I order drink,

[00:43:46] and whatever I'm ordering,

[00:43:49] well, I'm not going to tip you before I've gotten any service.

[00:43:53] Like, what is that's insane?

[00:43:55] Why is this even a thing?

[00:43:56] Well, it's no different than them adding 15% on to your bill.

[00:43:59] How about when I go buy a coffee?

[00:44:03] And they are now wanting me to tip to give them to pour my coffee and hand it across the counter tip.

[00:44:09] Yeah, I don't...

[00:44:10] And what stuff, all that stuff, I don't even bother anymore.

[00:44:13] It's insane.

[00:44:14] You got it.

[00:44:15] How about fast food?

[00:44:16] Unless I'm actually getting served by food.

[00:44:18] Oh, that's another one too.

[00:44:19] There's no way.

[00:44:20] I actually go in and pick up food for my mom who doesn't, you know, isn't mobile anymore.

[00:44:23] And thanks for being a tip them when I go and pick up the food in person.

[00:44:26] Like at Dennings?

[00:44:27] Yeah, like, I'm not going to give you a tip for making the food.

[00:44:30] I can't pick that up on myself.

[00:44:32] Yeah.

[00:44:33] There is no service involved.

[00:44:35] There's no service involved.

[00:44:36] Yeah, yeah.

[00:44:37] I agree.

[00:44:38] That...

[00:44:39] So what...

[00:44:40] Sorry, what was your...

[00:44:41] Well, the IP service.

[00:44:42] Tipping before the service with the VIP.

[00:44:44] So after...

[00:44:45] How was the service that you got?

[00:44:46] By the way.

[00:44:47] They brought me the food and that was the end of it.

[00:44:49] Was that the service involved?

[00:44:50] And that's the other thing.

[00:44:51] It's not really service because you're in a movie theater so as soon as the lights go down they disappear.

[00:44:57] And there is no service.

[00:44:58] So...

[00:44:59] They're not getting a refill on your water.

[00:45:00] No, so they basically bring your food over and that's the end of it.

[00:45:03] Carrier, my lady.

[00:45:04] I'm going to tip you 20% on that.

[00:45:06] And they're forcing you to get that that way.

[00:45:09] Well, they're forcing you to pay before even get us any service anyway.

[00:45:12] No, no, but no, they didn't force you to tip.

[00:45:14] They never force you to tip.

[00:45:15] No, no, they're forcing you...

[00:45:16] They're forcing you to...

[00:45:17] They're forcing you to have a delivery to your...

[00:45:20] Well, the look of disappointment on her face when I hit...

[00:45:23] When I hit no tip was like I thought she was going to cry.

[00:45:26] She did cry.

[00:45:27] Did you notice that another person brought it back?

[00:45:30] She was crying in the bathroom.

[00:45:31] Yeah, very well.

[00:45:32] You were the only four people...

[00:45:35] Why is it so hard to move stuff?

[00:45:37] That was their whatever 20% of...

[00:45:40] Next time you eat...

[00:45:41] Go to the brew house and buy and order food before the movie.

[00:45:45] That's all I'm saying.

[00:45:46] Do they have some nice vegan options there?

[00:45:48] Yes, of course.

[00:45:49] French fries are on everybody's menu.

[00:45:51] But there's like 10 different restaurants in that area.

[00:45:53] You could eat any of them before the movie.

[00:45:55] That's true.

[00:45:56] For a lot cheaper.

[00:45:57] Well, I couldn't because of coming from work in the movie started like 15 minutes after

[00:46:01] I got to the place.

[00:46:03] So...

[00:46:04] I mean, wasn't happening.

[00:46:05] Yeah, anyway.

[00:46:06] Yeah.

[00:46:07] Sorry, what was going on?

[00:46:08] If you like me treat you like a rock star, I guess you'd like to be an IP experience.

[00:46:11] It sounds like you're for the rest of us.

[00:46:13] Not so much.

[00:46:14] It sounds like your rage is the worst this week.

[00:46:16] Mary, who would you vote?

[00:46:17] My rage was better.

[00:46:18] Oh, Murray's not impartial.

[00:46:20] Ask Charlie.

[00:46:21] Whose rage was worse Charlie's?

[00:46:22] Charlie's not impartial.

[00:46:23] Charlie's point that you there, Jack.

[00:46:25] I don't think so.

[00:46:26] Your hand puppet.

[00:46:27] You know what?

[00:46:28] You know what?

[00:46:29] You're not a rage but the same thing.

[00:46:30] He's got a scarf.

[00:46:32] And a...

[00:46:33] Well, he looks dapper.

[00:46:34] And a liver receptor.

[00:46:35] Given I had a problem with the VIP cinema in general.

[00:46:40] Yes.

[00:46:41] Bryce just doesn't like this.

[00:46:42] Bryce is just cheap.

[00:46:43] He doesn't like tipping.

[00:46:44] That's his problem.

[00:46:45] That's his issue.

[00:46:46] I don't like tipping for nothing.

[00:46:48] That's all.

[00:46:50] Yeah, that's okay.

[00:46:52] Which is exciting.

[00:46:54] Bus flying.

[00:46:55] Anger.

[00:46:57] Anger fading.

[00:46:58] Fading.

[00:46:59] Don't jump his line.

[00:47:00] Yeah, whatever.

[00:47:01] Or the line.

[00:47:02] Do what I want.

[00:47:03] Last time on rage or dare or Casey.

[00:47:06] Bryce decided to grow up here and Casey himself.

[00:47:09] I'm sorry.

[00:47:10] I'm sorry.

[00:47:11] I'm sorry.

[00:47:12] I'm sorry.

[00:47:13] I'm sorry.

[00:47:14] I'm sorry.

[00:47:15] I'm sorry.

[00:47:16] I'm sorry.

[00:47:17] I'm sorry.

[00:47:18] I'm sorry.

[00:47:19] I'm sorry.

[00:47:20] I'm sorry.

[00:47:21] I'm sorry.

[00:47:23] I'm sorry.

[00:47:24] I'm sorry.

[00:47:25] I'm sorry.

[00:47:26] He picked the marky mark monkey mess of a movie that is the Tim Burton 2001 reimagining of.

[00:47:29] planning of the apes.

[00:47:30] this week Jim has the chance to fully empty Bryce's romcom musical back of wonder

[00:47:37] I sure hope it's a musical this time.

[00:47:42] Now let's head back to the monkey business that is Bryce's thoughts on a remake of Planet of the Apes

[00:47:46] Which I hear as a style of movie he doesn't even like in the first place.

[00:47:50] You know, science fiction films?

[00:47:53] Oh and also monkeys.

[00:47:55] Oh yes and also Mark Wahlberg.

[00:47:58] And Tim Burton.

[00:48:01] This is your all genres.

[00:48:04] I'm like, how like monkeys just as much as an ex guy?

[00:48:08] What do you guys think of the movie?

[00:48:09] Only of James Franco's in the movie.

[00:48:11] Only James Franco monkey movies.

[00:48:13] Yeah, honestly the Planet of the Apes franchise is when it got rebooted.

[00:48:19] I mean, I'm digging what they're doing.

[00:48:21] What about the original franchise price?

[00:48:23] The original franchise sucked and then when Tim Burton decided to remake it that was kind of ridiculous.

[00:48:28] But it's Tim Burton.

[00:48:30] Wait we're gonna hear about this right now.

[00:48:32] Well yeah not really.

[00:48:34] What do you mean we're not gonna really hear about it?

[00:48:36] What's there to talk about?

[00:48:37] We want to know what you felt.

[00:48:39] I will say that it was better than the first time I watched it.

[00:48:43] Mark Wahlberg's still terrible.

[00:48:45] Tim Roth was actually kind of good in it.

[00:48:48] Michael Clark Duncan was kind of good in it.

[00:48:51] How about him Carter was disappointing in it but I like Paul Giamatti.

[00:48:55] He was good in it.

[00:48:56] There's a lot of guys that were, you know, even though they're under five pounds of prosthetics,

[00:49:01] they were bringing it.

[00:49:03] They were bringing it to some really poorly written dialogue.

[00:49:07] And it all looked pretty bad.

[00:49:10] You'd think that, you know, what 25, 30 years later they could maybe make it look a little better than it looked but they didn't.

[00:49:17] Everybody still.

[00:49:18] Sure sure sure.

[00:49:19] Everybody make out will look better than...

[00:49:20] Well it's looked the same.

[00:49:21] They both had like stiff, like their lips kind of moved the same way even though it was like 30 years later.

[00:49:26] Like that was kind of the worst part of that whole thing is like they looked like.

[00:49:31] These make up instead of CGI.

[00:49:33] You know the things that get me is in these Planet of the Apes movies,

[00:49:38] the scale of the Apes are not at all real in any way, shape or form

[00:49:46] because they're putting these ape costumes on because the chimpanzee is like a quarter of the size of a gorilla.

[00:49:53] This is Planet of the Apes so there's no rules there.

[00:49:56] They can be bigger, smaller, whatever.

[00:49:58] They're talking frickin' intelligent apes, whatever.

[00:50:01] They take the belt differently in many ways apparently.

[00:50:04] In every single one it's always like damn you, damn you all to hell so whatever it is.

[00:50:10] They didn't just start evolving to...

[00:50:13] No, you're...

[00:50:14] Anyways, you're crazy.

[00:50:15] Tim Burton managed to also take like the only good thing about Planet of the Apes was the ending

[00:50:21] and he managed to just completely mess that up.

[00:50:24] I don't know what he was thinking of doing the way he did it.

[00:50:27] It doesn't... I try to figure out why he thinks that it makes sense.

[00:50:31] I don't think it makes sense.

[00:50:33] It was kind of annoying.

[00:50:35] Mark Wahlberg is not good in anything.

[00:50:39] I don't know...

[00:50:40] I enjoy him.

[00:50:41] I had a time where I thought that he was okay, like I really did but...

[00:50:45] I just don't like him anymore but I guess he's got a movie coming up with a dog which I can end up with.

[00:50:50] He always has movie so many hours.

[00:50:52] It's probably a conversion film too.

[00:50:55] Yeah, yeah it's not a religious movie. It's usually young to bed.

[00:50:58] Oh well there you go.

[00:50:59] He's a box office straw.

[00:51:01] Wait, wasn't he in that movie uncharted?

[00:51:03] Does everyone remember that?

[00:51:05] Yeah I remember that he was.

[00:51:06] And he was better than the other guy put it that way.

[00:51:09] Wasn't he also in a bunch of transformer movies?

[00:51:11] That he was.

[00:51:12] Also Terry?

[00:51:13] Oh no, was he?

[00:51:14] I thought I was Shilah Buf.

[00:51:15] No, Shilah was only in the first two but the most important thing about it was did he take his shirt off brace?

[00:51:21] There was a time where I swear every single contract.

[00:51:24] Nobody cares if he took his shirt off.

[00:51:26] Nobody wants to see him take his shirt off.

[00:51:28] Maybe you want to rip it off before they chain him up.

[00:51:32] Anyway so...

[00:51:33] You have to at least remember that.

[00:51:34] Tim Burton remakes a movie and the only good thing about the first one is the ending

[00:51:38] and he managed to just Tim Burton it up.

[00:51:41] And it was not good.

[00:51:44] It was a rage but it was better than I thought it was going to be.

[00:51:47] Because I remember leaving the theater thinking wow that was like the worst piece of crap that I've ever seen.

[00:51:55] And now that I've rewatched it, it's just a really really really big piece of crap.

[00:52:01] So maybe in 20 years it'll get a man.

[00:52:05] I don't know watch it again in 20 years see what happens.

[00:52:07] I don't think it's a big price for 70 year old eyes.

[00:52:11] Can you believe that this year I'm going to be half a freaking decade.

[00:52:14] Yeah, no.

[00:52:15] Oh awesome.

[00:52:16] Welcome to the club.

[00:52:18] Exactly.

[00:52:19] We've been there for a while.

[00:52:21] Anyways this movie was pretty stinky but you know whatever.

[00:52:26] Okay you know what everybody who's listening who has either seen it and they can't remember it or they have seen it

[00:52:34] and they still can't remember or they just want to go back and watch it.

[00:52:38] Is this just need to know does Mark Walbert take his shirt off or not?

[00:52:41] No he doesn't and who cares?

[00:52:43] Well because I swear he had a con in every one of his contracts.

[00:52:47] Yes.

[00:52:48] That he had to take his shirt off because Tim Burton didn't want to see Mark Walbert take his shirt off.

[00:52:52] You know I almost want to watch the movie now.

[00:52:54] I'm sure he'll have a good line.

[00:52:55] I think you're lying.

[00:52:56] I think he took his shirt off.

[00:52:58] I don't think he did too.

[00:52:59] Did he change his shirt?

[00:53:01] I don't.

[00:53:02] No, he was where...

[00:53:03] I don't know.

[00:53:04] I don't care.

[00:53:05] It's the only thing that I find interesting.

[00:53:07] It's kind of like when we used to play the drinking game when Jawed Claw and Van Dam movies were out

[00:53:12] where it would be like at what point in the movie did he do the splits.

[00:53:15] It was kind of like the same thing with Walbert.

[00:53:17] When he took his shirt off, everybody had to take a hit.

[00:53:20] Yeah okay.

[00:53:22] Yeah it's a thing.

[00:53:23] Anyways sir.

[00:53:24] Alright I'm gonna empty your bag in my hand.

[00:53:28] Sorry my bag.

[00:53:30] Yeah I got a juicy...

[00:53:32] Do you realize there's only one more in there?

[00:53:34] I know.

[00:53:35] I'm trying to get it.

[00:53:36] I think I remember which one it was.

[00:53:39] There's so many bags.

[00:53:40] You are in for it mister.

[00:53:41] You know what?

[00:53:42] I don't believe it.

[00:53:43] Okay here we go.

[00:53:45] I am taking out...

[00:53:47] What's this thing right here?

[00:53:49] Okay hold on, that's so good.

[00:53:52] What?

[00:53:53] It's quite the reaction there Jim.

[00:53:58] I don't have to hear that it deserves that every action but okay.

[00:54:02] Well it's got my boy in it.

[00:54:04] It does be it's got by Matthew McConaughey.

[00:54:07] Yeah 2008.

[00:54:08] Yeah it's got Matthew McConaughey in it.

[00:54:11] Alright alright.

[00:54:12] Fools.

[00:54:13] Can you guess the last part of that?

[00:54:18] Go.

[00:54:19] It is.

[00:54:20] It is cool.

[00:54:21] I remember I like go.

[00:54:23] Matthew McConaughey, Keith Hudson, Donald Southern.

[00:54:26] He has something in it.

[00:54:27] He's got Ray Winston in it.

[00:54:29] Who doesn't love Ray Winston?

[00:54:30] You know what?

[00:54:31] I seem to remember really hating this because I think I thought that Kate Hudson...

[00:54:38] No.

[00:54:39] I couldn't remember who is in it.

[00:54:40] I just remember Matthew was in it and this was in the era when I didn't like Matthew McConaughey.

[00:54:45] But now that I love Matthew McConaughey, I think I might go back and see this with new eyes.

[00:54:50] He's gonna do a couple of turkeys.

[00:54:51] I can't all be you know.

[00:54:53] I think maybe now that I love him so much I might really like this.

[00:54:56] There you go.

[00:54:58] What?

[00:54:59] You disagree?

[00:55:00] Good luck with that.

[00:55:02] What?

[00:55:03] Plus, is Matthew McConaughey plays the most ridiculous character maybe ever on film in this?

[00:55:10] But Keith Hudson...oh man does she bring it in this.

[00:55:14] You are infrared.

[00:55:15] He does.

[00:55:16] He always brings you like the tealion of Jurassic Park 3 and he's like the Goldie on of everything.

[00:55:22] She is so good in this gym.

[00:55:24] She is like Goldie.

[00:55:26] How can you remember that?

[00:55:27] You can't even remember your name half the time.

[00:55:31] But you can remember Kate Hudson and I remember the worst of the worst.

[00:55:35] Because he's get this is.

[00:55:37] You know the thing that most frightens me about this?

[00:55:40] What's that?

[00:55:41] Is that I've emptied his bag and he's got a hole because I think he created that bag like a year and a half ago.

[00:55:46] So he has a whole year and a half of movies that he's heard me talk about hated.

[00:55:50] For a year and a half he's gonna have the entire bag of torture for me to look for.

[00:55:55] I haven't even started.

[00:55:57] I don't think you remember any of them.

[00:55:59] I've got about five in my head right off.

[00:56:01] So I know there's at least five that I know they're going to have.

[00:56:03] Is there...do they all start Kate Hudson?

[00:56:05] My ice cream bucket is more just saying that.

[00:56:08] None of them do you know what we'll look at that.

[00:56:10] Nice.

[00:56:11] This was a pretty rage filled fun time not gonna lie.

[00:56:16] I don't know, I thought this episode was subpar gym.

[00:56:19] Well that's mostly because of your rage.

[00:56:21] Well thanks Ragers for listening.

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[00:56:56] That's it for this awake rage on...

[00:57:02] Rage on.

[00:57:48] Rage on.