Episode 236 - Psycho Paramedic

[00:00:00] It's time to feel the rage.

[00:00:08] Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies and theaters screaming in classic films as

[00:00:13] well.

[00:00:14] Directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage.

[00:00:17] My name is Bryce and I'm part of the Film Rage crew which also includes Jim.

[00:00:21] Hey there Jim.

[00:00:23] Hey hey Ross.

[00:00:26] And Murray's not here this week. not a children's movie. We'll see it. Now, let's get to region. The first here's a word from our sponsor. Hey Bryce, what are you doing tonight? I'm going to my favorite cinema, Canyon Meadow Cinema to see the best second run movies at the best price.

[00:01:40] What?

[00:01:41] How inexpensive are they?

[00:01:43] Regular price is five bucks, five bucks.

[00:01:46] Regular price is five bucks, five bucks. Is that the case this week? I do not. What? So not only does he not show, he puts no effort in. None. He is definitely not the amazing Murman this week. No, he is an albatross around my neck right now. What is going on?

[00:03:00] I mean, there's Paul in your weight and then song. Yeah. Like literally the best song. And you got to see a movie I couldn't see. Cause I'm not with you this week. I am calling in from another planet. Really?

[00:04:20] I thought you just didn't want to come over.

[00:04:24] You mean you're not in Kalana?

[00:04:27] Surprise. He sits in a chair sucks back energy drinks and waxes poetic with a soldier on the ground played by one of them Hemsworth boys I believe it was Liam Although there's also another Hemsworth boy in the film. I don't even know what his name is. Yeah, there's apparently there's like a bunch of Them it's not the other guy. That's like for it's some other one. That's

[00:05:40] Not quite on Thor. Yeah, he's not quite as handsome as the other two. That's all I know

[00:06:47] stuff. They're trying to get some hostage back or something and then unbelievably things go wrong. Things don't go according to plan. There's all this stuff like it's surprising.

[00:06:52] There's all this technology versus man on the ground. Weird dynamic trying to like decide

[00:07:00] which one's better. And it's like, well, neither really. You're still killing people. So whatever. in some parts and other parts he probably wasn't supposed to be funny but it was still funny and you know what it was it wasn't terrible it needed to be 20 minutes less and but i'll tell you what um dude that directed it i did directed some other movie that i really hated but he is good at filming these action sequences and with stuff blowing up and stuff

[00:08:22] the stuff blowing up and looked really good like when missiles were crashing into the side Like oh, yeah, like kind of just the dancing. Yeah, you just forward to the end and watch him dance. It's good stuff He's getting he's gonna be the best man at this ladies at her at her What would you be a best man? Oh, yeah, her wedding so Yeah, no not She wants to him to be part of the wedding part. No, she wanted him to walk him down the aisle now

[00:09:44] Oh spoiler alert. She wants him to walk him down you so. That's literally the best. It's not even a joke. It's the truth. It's the truth. Well, how else are people going to know that you have some dietary restrictions if you don't tell them?

[00:11:01] Come on.

[00:11:02] Exactly. Like, I was out for dinner tonight and a guy had a shellfish allergy.

[00:11:07] There you go. amount more than just one love. Yeah. From the rumor mount. Well that's the thing. Who would know really, just touch upon that in this movie. It's like what? Yeah. I mean they definitely tell you, but at the same time it's like what? Yeah, let me tell you a little bit about that. All right, I think we're gonna have basically

[00:12:20] the same review by the way, but go ahead.

[00:12:23] Possibly, but maybe not.

[00:12:26] All right, he nailed it. His accent was awesome. It did not annoy me at all. He's a good actor. He's a good actor, but obviously he's a good accentor. Accentor. Because that's a whole other skill that I think people have to have. Yeah, and is not meaty, there we go for vegans again, as far as content about the man himself, it implies a bunch of things quickly throughout the film, but keeps us focused on the quote unquote milestone moments of his life was I Would say it's man and usually that would have made me rage But I enjoyed the music and I've enjoyed the acting so much that I I just couldn't hate the film. So Hey, I'm surprised it's some of that I

[00:16:24] Don't necessarily agree with most of what you said

[00:16:28] Bob Marley Bob Marley one into the mic, he swayed back and forth and the distance between him and the mic looked like what's constantly changing. Yet the mic caught his vocals as though he was singing directly into it. It just looked like bad lip syncing and it brought the whole movie down with this lazy production and editing.

[00:17:41] It is a shame that the cast did not have more to work with

[00:17:45] as they were all the studio or where he was strumming the guitar that all was great but anytime they showed concert footage it was awful cuz the crowd like nothing felt live I've never seen anything feel that canned studio albums don't normally like this type of biopic but I just couldn't get past how much I was enjoying the music so I couldn't hate it just because at the end of the day I had a smile on my face and it made me want to go and download the album it's like it made me want to wish that they never made you. What's a better movie. Here's the thing Yeah, anytime that a family member is involved It's not gonna be good. It's produced by Ziggy Marley and a bunch of other family and that's just gonna

[00:21:43] absolutely

[00:21:44] Put this through the cloud. Yeah, deny what you're saying. All right. All right, next up. Whoo! The one we've all been waiting for. Oh, have we ever. Oh man. Madam Webb. Oh my goodness. Madam Webb, this is a film that seemed to not even be trying. What was this?

[00:23:05] Some pregnant chick in the Amazon is looking for some magical spider and some dude almost really dumb part. These three teenage girls decide to just blindly follow this lunatic as she spouts off ridiculous things that no person would believe, even though it was all true, but you know, they didn't know that. And from there they get kidnapped by this lunatic paramedic, which could be good. You know, if that was like, you know, a movie,

[00:24:22] lunatic paramedic coming to a theater near you, I've ever seen in my life. Like why are we making teenage girls so dumb? They're not dumb. Why are these ones so dumb? I don't understand. Why were they dancing on the table in the diner?

[00:25:43] Who does that? Nobody does that. She's really bad. Well, let me you know the funniest thing about this. Yes. Once you hear what I have to say about it, I think we're in the same frame of mind. We were watching this to you because with great responsibility comes great power and when that light I was like oh my fucking god what are they

[00:28:21] doing here like if they're trying to spin this on the spider web thing this of it. So it just separates it. It's like you're watching three movies, the movie playing on three screens at the same time completely separated. So yeah, that was an experience. Although this was also a spoiler for the movie, because when the side screen started to turn on, you knew action was going to happen. So. And what I was hoping was that I was not seeing another superhero movie, just please stop making these fucking things. They're so, so, so terrible. Like there was so much, I mean, you said it, like they really painted these teenage girls to be complete idiots.

[00:31:00] If they bought into the fact that, you know,

[00:31:02] they were at risk of dying and she tells them,

[00:31:05] don't do anything stupid.

[00:31:07] And then what do they do? I want to say the worst superhero movie of this year. That's a big one. I don't even know what has even been out this year. Who cares? They're all bad. But it was awful. It's another one. Throw it on. As I say, it used to be a superhero movie. It's man. No, that's not the case anymore. Superhero movie. It's a rage. Yeah, that's almost a given.

[00:32:20] Yeah, IMDb 3.8.

[00:32:22] And that's pie.

[00:32:24] Wow.

[00:32:25] Well, there you go.

[00:32:27] All right, sir. might make sense. But as you're watching it and all of a sudden, oh, there's like no surprise now when action is going to happen in the movie because the sides light up. And then if you're going to make it so that it's actually an actual surround around you, somebody paint over the black edges of the screen at the front movies. I'm just... I hate driving. And... can people just use their signal lights? I don't understand how you can pull up to a stop light. Stop. So I pull up behind you. And then it turns green. And then you put your left signal light on.

[00:35:02] When I could have been in the other lane to go around you.