Episode 231 - Beekeeping with Jason Statham

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[00:00:08] Welcome to Film Rage where we talk movies, in theaters streaming and classic films as well

[00:00:13] Directors and actors beware as you cannot hide from the rage

[00:00:17] My name is Bryson and I'm part of the Film Rage crew which also includes Jim

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[00:02:38] What the amazing moment, what the amazing moment, predict when he predicts the wonder world,

[00:02:47] he predicts the rage, what the amazing moment, predict for what we saw last week.

[00:02:53] What the amazing moment, predict, what the amazing moment, predict when he tells us

[00:02:59] we're right.

[00:03:02] And everybody at home is also wondering what the heck this trick line orange mean.

[00:03:08] We don't care.

[00:03:10] Bryce is drinking a new drink called Cove Soda, which happens to be also what I am drinking in my cup.

[00:03:20] That I brought with me.

[00:03:21] I brought the orange.

[00:03:22] Got the probiotics going on.

[00:03:24] That's right.

[00:03:25] So Cove Soda.

[00:03:27] Yeah.

[00:03:28] I don't know if you're available all over the world, but you can get it at Costco in Canada.

[00:03:33] Yeah, it's actually pretty delicious.

[00:03:35] So Cove Soda wants to sponsor us.

[00:03:37] Yeah, bring it on.

[00:03:38] Bring it on Cove Soda.

[00:03:40] We're going to hashtag you everywhere this week.

[00:03:42] And if you happen to be by a Costco this week, it's like four or five bucks off.

[00:03:46] Five bucks off a case.

[00:03:47] Yep.

[00:03:48] Good stuff.

[00:03:49] Yeah, I actually really quite like I actually first tried it when I went to the dog breeder

[00:03:56] in a graph, Alberta.

[00:03:58] Who knew that they're everywhere?

[00:04:00] They were like serving up Cove Soda.

[00:04:02] Huh?

[00:04:03] I was like, Hey, I'll have a Cove Soda.

[00:04:05] I don't know what it is, but.

[00:04:06] What are they made?

[00:04:07] So I had a lemon lime and then on my way out, I'm like, can I have another one of these

[00:04:11] bad boys?

[00:04:12] And they said, yeah, sure.

[00:04:13] So I grabbed a grape and I'm like, where did you get these?

[00:04:15] And they said Costco.

[00:04:16] And then I like waited like six months because I don't know what it is.

[00:04:19] Maybe down in McGrath, they get stuff before us.

[00:04:22] McGrath's just the best place because there was no Cove Soda for at least four,

[00:04:27] five, six months.

[00:04:28] That's right.

[00:04:29] And all of a sudden, boom, there it was.

[00:04:30] I'm like, all right.

[00:04:31] There's so much Cove Soda and Murray.

[00:04:32] Apparently it's good for your gut and it's diet.

[00:04:35] And we're not getting paid anything for this.

[00:04:39] Cove Soda.

[00:04:40] Come on.

[00:04:41] And I can't even tell by looking at the can where it's from.

[00:04:44] So you know what?

[00:04:45] Our friends in the U.S., if there's Cove Soda, there, let us know.

[00:04:50] So, Murray, we saw three movies this week.

[00:04:54] Are you guys done?

[00:04:55] Maybe.

[00:04:56] Do you advertise some more?

[00:04:58] It's good stuff.

[00:04:59] Cove Soda.

[00:05:00] You know what?

[00:05:01] They don't have to pay me a penny.

[00:05:02] I'll sign it from the mount tops.

[00:05:04] Cove Soda is delightful.

[00:05:05] The shit.

[00:05:06] Piss of the odd.

[00:05:07] And all three flavors are quite tasty.

[00:05:10] Rage, rage, rage.

[00:05:12] Let's go.

[00:05:13] Is that what you're predicting this week?

[00:05:15] No, but it's true.

[00:05:16] Oh, okay.

[00:05:17] I don't even know what I gave you.

[00:05:21] Yeah.

[00:05:22] Okay.

[00:05:23] Mean girls because, you know, we all needed a new version of that one.

[00:05:27] Yes.

[00:05:28] I really like the first one.

[00:05:30] All I know about it is Tina Fey wrote the first one.

[00:05:33] Apparently, if you decide to act in this one.

[00:05:35] She acted in the first one too.

[00:05:37] I don't know.

[00:05:38] I saw it.

[00:05:39] She's everywhere.

[00:05:40] I think she was pretty much the same character in the first one.

[00:05:42] Was it Lindsay Lowe?

[00:05:43] Was it like 12 years old in the first one?

[00:05:44] No.

[00:05:45] She was like a young lady.

[00:05:46] She was a mean girl.

[00:05:47] She was.

[00:05:48] I think she must have been 17, 18 at least.

[00:05:50] Anyway, once again, it rebaked nobody needs.

[00:05:52] This is a musical apparently.

[00:05:54] I don't know maybe the other first one was too.

[00:05:57] I don't know.

[00:05:59] No, not much.

[00:06:00] You guys like musicals.

[00:06:01] I can't see him on doing this.

[00:06:03] Okay.

[00:06:04] So maybe a man.

[00:06:05] Okay.

[00:06:06] Mez for both of us?

[00:06:07] Yeah.

[00:06:08] Okay.

[00:06:09] Double mez on a musical.

[00:06:10] That is a bold, bold prediction.

[00:06:12] Do you remember the last musical I reviewed?

[00:06:14] Or I just don't care.

[00:06:15] Oh, maybe not.

[00:06:17] Then we got the book of Clarence.

[00:06:19] We know better.

[00:06:20] We know you can.

[00:06:21] Which if you are even 1% religious.

[00:06:25] We'll probably be offended by this movie.

[00:06:28] Not necessarily.

[00:06:29] Yes, I'm pretty sure you.

[00:06:31] I don't know that you would be pretty sure you might be.

[00:06:34] You might be it.

[00:06:35] I don't know.

[00:06:36] But just just open minded religious judging by the trailer.

[00:06:40] Not how you Satanists feel about religion.

[00:06:44] Okay.

[00:06:45] I'm pretty sure you mondo that one.

[00:06:47] Okay.

[00:06:48] Oh darn man.

[00:06:49] Mando start with the same letter again.

[00:06:51] I needed to write these down in a new.

[00:06:53] Moe and me and Moe.

[00:06:55] And we got my moe.

[00:06:58] The beekeeper.

[00:06:59] The beekeeper.

[00:07:00] The latest statham.

[00:07:01] The stathamator.

[00:07:03] Which is what I can tell is 99% action.

[00:07:07] There's a lot of action.

[00:07:09] I don't even know if there was a plot.

[00:07:11] There was punching, there was kicking.

[00:07:14] There was driving cars.

[00:07:16] There was white and honey on fire.

[00:07:18] Which I'm pretty sure is like Bryce's favorite stuff about movies.

[00:07:24] Yes.

[00:07:25] The action scenes in the driving.

[00:07:27] Two favorite parts.

[00:07:28] Two favorite parts.

[00:07:29] I'd be surprised if you didn't both give this a rage but whatever.

[00:07:33] Okay.

[00:07:34] This is what I might have actually gone to.

[00:07:36] It looked fun.

[00:07:37] There you go.

[00:07:38] All right.

[00:07:39] Did we see anything else?

[00:07:40] Is that all we saw?

[00:07:41] No, that's not.

[00:07:42] Well, we got other things to talk about.

[00:07:44] I gotta be honest.

[00:07:45] I didn't even remember that we saw it all.

[00:07:47] You know, we're.

[00:07:48] I remember the book of Clarence.

[00:07:49] We were kind of a little drunk on on tech issue today.

[00:07:54] I'm starting this two years, two years.

[00:07:57] It feels like two years we've been here two hours late and it's a long story but

[00:08:02] suffice to say the most important thing about it was lemon, lime and orange is

[00:08:07] you know, ultimately.

[00:08:08] Coke soda baby.

[00:08:09] Coke soda.

[00:08:10] Numbers.

[00:08:11] All right.

[00:08:12] So.

[00:08:13] You try to pour it on your lap.

[00:08:15] The first one we're going to talk about is Mean Girls.

[00:08:19] And as Murray said, a movie didn't need to be remade and didn't need to be

[00:08:25] remade made as a musical.

[00:08:27] I don't know.

[00:08:28] Bryce, tell us about Mean Girls.

[00:08:30] Mean Girls remake of the, you know, the movie.

[00:08:34] What was it called?

[00:08:35] Oh yeah, Mean Girls.

[00:08:37] Actually, you know, it's not really a remake of that movie.

[00:08:41] It's a remake of the musical while it's an adaptation of the original movie.

[00:08:48] After the movie.

[00:08:49] So the movie came first, then came the musical and then came this movie.

[00:08:54] Yeah.

[00:08:55] And it's a movie I guess.

[00:08:57] Yep.

[00:08:58] So yeah, story of Katie Herron.

[00:09:00] You know, she was in Kenya this time, not just kind of generalizes Africa.

[00:09:07] I think in the first one we didn't really know really where.

[00:09:10] What country?

[00:09:11] Because Africa is a country.

[00:09:12] They just called it Africa.

[00:09:13] Yeah.

[00:09:14] I could be wrong on that but I don't think I am.

[00:09:17] I wouldn't surprise me.

[00:09:19] But yeah, so she comes from Kenya and she tries to fit in at the new high school.

[00:09:25] And it's just all sorts of interesting things happen as she tries to adapt.

[00:09:31] And she meets some Mean Girls.

[00:09:33] But she doesn't know they're Mean Girls because she's pretty naive going in.

[00:09:36] But she gets set straight by a couple of friends that she makes early on.

[00:09:41] They inform her that the girls that are sitting at that table over there,

[00:09:46] they're the plastics and the plastics are Mean Girls.

[00:09:49] Plastic.

[00:09:50] They are plastic.

[00:09:52] They're actually not.

[00:09:54] They're actually made of flesh.

[00:09:55] They're not like mannequins or anything.

[00:09:58] Like blow-up dolls.

[00:09:59] This isn't like mannequin three high school mannequins.

[00:10:04] No.

[00:10:05] They're real people.

[00:10:06] This is an Andrew McCarthy.

[00:10:07] No, Andrew and Man, although I wouldn't surprise me if Andrew McCarthy popped up in this.

[00:10:12] But he did not.

[00:10:13] Lucky for us.

[00:10:14] He did not.

[00:10:15] Anyway, story of Katie Herron.

[00:10:18] She makes some friends and they decide to get even with the Mean Girls

[00:10:25] and in doing so they kind of alienate the entire school.

[00:10:28] And I shouldn't say they do.

[00:10:30] Katie kind of buys into her own stuff.

[00:10:34] And just like the it's not really that much different than the original other than the fact that there's a lot less,

[00:10:42] which I do.

[00:10:43] I don't know.

[00:10:44] And at the time, you know, it was early 2000s and, you know,

[00:10:48] there were a lot of stereotypes in the first one that they played for laughs,

[00:10:52] which they didn't really do at all in this one.

[00:10:54] So that was sort of refreshing.

[00:10:57] It's one of those movies like the original didn't.

[00:11:00] It's not completely dated when you watch it, but there's some dated stuff in there.

[00:11:03] And that's what happens.

[00:11:06] So that was appreciated that there wasn't like a, you know, there weren't some of some of that stuff.

[00:11:11] But at the end of the day, it did not need to be made.

[00:11:15] The performances were fine.

[00:11:17] I mean, we got and we got Tim Meadows.

[00:11:19] I mean, come on, Mr. DuVall.

[00:11:21] I can't get enough of Mr. DuVall.

[00:11:23] It doesn't matter if it's in this version, the other version.

[00:11:25] It doesn't even matter if it's in the ladies man.

[00:11:28] I just can't get enough of Tim Meadows.

[00:11:31] I mean, he's Tim Meadows.

[00:11:34] As far as the casting goes, I don't know.

[00:11:37] I kind of thought Regina George was very well cast.

[00:11:40] I thought that, I thought that Avantika as Karen Shetty as Karen,

[00:11:47] one of the plastics and Gretchen Wieners, Bibi Wood.

[00:11:50] I thought they were well cast.

[00:11:52] I wasn't a fan of and Gory Rice as Katie Herron.

[00:11:56] She would be the weakest.

[00:11:58] She was the weakest probably bit of casting of all of it.

[00:12:01] And she's not nowhere near what Lindsay Lohan was to the first movie.

[00:12:05] No one is.

[00:12:07] In her defense with this being put into a musical,

[00:12:11] this end up being, it was always an ensemble cast,

[00:12:14] but this was more of an ensemble and people got a little,

[00:12:17] I felt like this one, everyone got a little more time

[00:12:20] than maybe the original where it was focused on Katie.

[00:12:22] Yeah, I would agree.

[00:12:24] But what am I trying to get at?

[00:12:27] Oh yeah, this was a complete waste of time.

[00:12:29] What?

[00:12:30] But in between the super annoying musical notes,

[00:12:36] there were still a lot of laughs to be had

[00:12:39] because no matter what you think of the original,

[00:12:41] or no matter what you think of them remaking the original,

[00:12:44] the heart of it's still there.

[00:12:46] There are still scenes in there that were in the original

[00:12:49] that were that are still funny now.

[00:12:51] So there was a lot of humor in it.

[00:12:54] And I laughed on more than one occasion.

[00:12:56] And a couple times I laughed like quite heartily.

[00:12:59] That's right.

[00:13:00] So was it a complete waste of time?

[00:13:02] No, did it need to be remade?

[00:13:05] No.

[00:13:06] No?

[00:13:07] Did I enjoy parts of it?

[00:13:09] Yeah.

[00:13:11] Was it a rage?

[00:13:13] I don't think it was a rage because I enjoyed too much of it.

[00:13:17] And I thought a lot of the performances were very good.

[00:13:20] So I'm going to give it a man.

[00:13:22] OK.

[00:13:23] Didn't see that coming, did you, Murr?

[00:13:26] Yeah, you did.

[00:13:27] You said math.

[00:13:28] Yeah, I know.

[00:13:29] I was being facetious.

[00:13:32] No, you're being sarcastic.

[00:13:34] Facetious implies that there's some meanness to it.

[00:13:37] There was no meanness there.

[00:13:39] There was mean intent.

[00:13:41] Really?

[00:13:42] You were trying to be vicious with that?

[00:13:43] Yeah, with you.

[00:13:44] I'll screw you.

[00:13:48] OK, so.

[00:13:49] Did I mention how delicious cold soda is?

[00:13:52] Not enough.

[00:13:53] Cold soda.

[00:13:54] If you're looking for some ultimate refreshment,

[00:13:57] go to Costco right now and buy some because man, is it good?

[00:14:01] It's delicious.

[00:14:02] And your gut will thank you for it.

[00:14:04] I might go grab another one while Jim's talking.

[00:14:06] Yeah, watch that.

[00:14:07] So yes, another musical.

[00:14:11] Well, it seems either I'm handing out Mondos for musicals

[00:14:17] or I'm watching the color purple.

[00:14:20] The opening of this started in a real cool and awesome song

[00:14:27] by the two greatest things about this film who Bryce didn't even mention.

[00:14:32] A little Lee.

[00:14:34] I don't know if it's the proper pronunciation.

[00:14:36] Sorry, a Lee, a gravel, gravel hose playing Janice.

[00:14:42] Oh, it's Janice and Jack Jackwell Spivey.

[00:14:46] Yeah, it's a wall.

[00:14:47] Jackwell Spivey was good.

[00:14:49] But you're a were both the best.

[00:14:52] Lee Cravalo was was fantastic that both they were the best singers.

[00:14:57] Their harmonies were so fucking bang on.

[00:15:00] Yeah, no, they were and they were they were entertained.

[00:15:03] They were they were the best thing about this movie.

[00:15:05] She was the best thing about this movie.

[00:15:07] No, he was also great in it.

[00:15:08] I actually I well her and have antica.

[00:15:10] They were they were both great as Karen and for the first

[00:15:13] three point five minutes of this quote unquote musical.

[00:15:17] Yeah, I thought yes, this isn't a color purple musical.

[00:15:22] It's the other type.

[00:15:24] But then for the rest of the film it was mostly the type of music

[00:15:31] that I get in musicals that annoy the living fuck right out of me.

[00:15:35] You know, singing stupid lyrics and having dance numbers where

[00:15:40] there isn't one needed except when Damien and Janice were involved

[00:15:44] and then it was just so much fun and damn those two could sing.

[00:15:47] Did I mention that already?

[00:15:48] You did and you know what?

[00:15:49] I think when they were in the cafeteria,

[00:15:51] they might have been drinking cove soda.

[00:15:54] They weren't.

[00:15:55] That's what I thought they should have been drinking cove soda.

[00:15:59] That might have pumped this up a little bit.

[00:16:01] It would have been a mongo.

[00:16:02] The other part to know then I might in this musical because I did

[00:16:07] because the local empire to know what are they called landmark

[00:16:11] landmark cinemas.

[00:16:12] They also cove soda.

[00:16:14] Get on it.

[00:16:15] Landmark.

[00:16:16] Yeah, get some cove soda in your gullet.

[00:16:19] Yeah.

[00:16:20] So the other part to know is this musical was not only a musical.

[00:16:25] Yes.

[00:16:26] It was a mu com.

[00:16:28] Oh, a mu com.

[00:16:29] A musical comedy.

[00:16:31] Yes.

[00:16:32] And the comedy of this was written by the one and only

[00:16:34] Liz Lemon herself, Tina Fey.

[00:16:36] Yeah.

[00:16:37] I don't know what that Liz Lemon means, but it's only her most

[00:16:40] famous role she's ever been in.

[00:16:42] But you know, what do you know?

[00:16:44] It was funny and awesome.

[00:16:46] And if only this wasn't a musical,

[00:16:48] this could have been the best comedy of 2024 so far.

[00:16:52] Maybe.

[00:16:54] I don't think I've watched any comedy.

[00:16:57] Well, then I guess it then it is anyways.

[00:17:02] It also didn't hurt that Tim Meadows and the fabulous

[00:17:07] Lindsay Lohan made an appearance in this.

[00:17:09] Apparently, as Bryce says, every movie is better because

[00:17:13] of Tim Meadows.

[00:17:14] It is.

[00:17:15] Is that the direct quote?

[00:17:17] I don't know if that was direct.

[00:17:19] Anytime Tim Meadows is on screen though, I will be smiling.

[00:17:22] I can't help but smile when I see Tim Meadows.

[00:17:25] I am in the same Tim Meadows camp.

[00:17:27] He's just so fantastic.

[00:17:28] Everything he said was funny.

[00:17:30] And the fact that him and Tina Fey were banging.

[00:17:32] Like he was in some really bad Adam Sandler movies,

[00:17:35] but when he was on screen.

[00:17:37] Yeah, it just made it so much better.

[00:17:40] So all that being said, it is a movie that didn't need to

[00:17:44] be remade as a musical or at all.

[00:17:48] True.

[00:17:49] And if you like musicals, this will definitely be one

[00:17:52] that you will like.

[00:17:54] I think me someone who up until last year didn't

[00:17:59] think there was good musicals, found the musical part,

[00:18:03] the worst part of this movie.

[00:18:05] If it wasn't a musical, it might have made it to a Mando.

[00:18:08] But it's no color purple.

[00:18:10] It actually was funny.

[00:18:12] And even though it was layered with teenage message

[00:18:16] repeated on nauseam, just like all other teenage

[00:18:20] mean girl or mean girl ripoffs.

[00:18:24] I didn't absolutely hate this.

[00:18:26] I hated a lot of the music except when those

[00:18:29] especially except when Damien and Janice were singing.

[00:18:32] Everything they sang was fun and happy

[00:18:35] and made him brought me joy.

[00:18:37] I don't know why I didn't mention Janice.

[00:18:39] Yeah, because you're dumb sometimes.

[00:18:40] Damien was okay.

[00:18:41] Yeah, you're dumb.

[00:18:42] Janice is a just a.

[00:18:43] Damien was awesome.

[00:18:44] They're both awesome.

[00:18:45] But Janice was also a treasure in the first one.

[00:18:48] It's a really good role.

[00:18:49] Yeah, it is.

[00:18:50] Yeah.

[00:18:51] Well agreed this.

[00:18:53] This wasn't so terrible.

[00:18:55] So Murray got it right.

[00:18:57] I gave this a man.

[00:18:58] You know what that means, Murr?

[00:19:00] That's exactly what it means.

[00:19:05] Yeah.

[00:19:06] I didn't hate this.

[00:19:08] Yeah.

[00:19:09] Anything you want to unpack it is good now.

[00:19:12] It's a fuzzy on my finger.

[00:19:14] I thought you know what I really thought all the

[00:19:17] comedy hit in this.

[00:19:19] Yeah, no, the everything on the comedy was fantastic.

[00:19:22] I mean, it's Tina Fey.

[00:19:24] So, you know, she's funny.

[00:19:26] She's just had a right.

[00:19:27] Yeah.

[00:19:28] Except when she's in dramatic roles, but that's another story.

[00:19:31] Yeah, it's what it is.

[00:19:33] All right.

[00:19:34] Now the one that probably everybody's excited to hear about.

[00:19:37] The Book of Clarence.

[00:19:39] The Book of Clarence.

[00:19:40] Like Keith Stanfield.

[00:19:42] Yes.

[00:19:43] So the cast in this was all so freaking stellar.

[00:19:48] Spectacular.

[00:19:50] As was the cinematography, the soundtrack and music.

[00:19:54] It was a good looking movie.

[00:19:55] It was great to see Benny Cumberbunds and James Mack in this.

[00:20:00] Mary Ann Jean Baptiste was also mesmerizing as ever.

[00:20:04] As Clarence's mom and Alfie Woodward was a brilliant surprise to see in this.

[00:20:11] Every single actor in this was at the absolute top of their games.

[00:20:16] Non-stop through the entire movie.

[00:20:18] The biggest problem with this is that it was trying to bring back a genre

[00:20:23] that I feel should have never been resurrected.

[00:20:26] And that's classic Bible stories.

[00:20:28] So don't get me wrong.

[00:20:30] I'm most excited about seeing Black Jesus.

[00:20:32] So that was possibly the best thing about this.

[00:20:35] But the story had an identity crisis, I feel.

[00:20:39] The comedy at times.

[00:20:41] No, let me rephrase that.

[00:20:42] The comedy at every time did not fit and wasn't funny.

[00:20:47] The intentions of the characters felt fake at times.

[00:20:50] And even the changes we see Clarence go through don't seem to fit

[00:20:54] or at least don't seem like the direction the story was traveling when he made those changes.

[00:20:59] And on top of that, the accents were very hit and miss.

[00:21:03] In fact, Clarence and his twin brother both have different accents, which made no sense.

[00:21:07] And throwing in a Bollywood dance party in the middle of the film also seemed like,

[00:21:12] what the fuck is happening here?

[00:21:14] And no, it did not make sense.

[00:21:16] And the runtime.

[00:21:17] If you are trying to remake Ben Hur, maybe it should be like 3.5 hours.

[00:21:23] But this running time of two hours still felt long to me.

[00:21:26] Character development was only existent in a very few characters.

[00:21:30] And as much as I absolutely, and I mean absolutely, love LaKeith Stanfield and everything,

[00:21:36] I could not love this conversion therapy film.

[00:21:40] I did not completely hate it for all the aforementioned reasons.

[00:21:44] You really think it was conversion?

[00:21:45] Dude, it's like totally Jesus written through the whole thing, man.

[00:21:52] Jesus even makes a few appearances.

[00:21:55] He does.

[00:21:56] It just happens to be Black Jesus, which is way better.

[00:21:59] But yeah, no, this was a man.

[00:22:01] I could not love this film.

[00:22:03] And part of the reason that I know I did not love this film

[00:22:06] is because the minute I walked out of this theater,

[00:22:09] I started forgetting everything about it.

[00:22:11] But I didn't hate it.

[00:22:12] There was a lot of things I could have hated in this

[00:22:14] and they were things in there.

[00:22:15] I did hate it, but I think the acting is stellar.

[00:22:19] I think it was a bold adventure that they tried to go on.

[00:22:23] I just feel it had a really, it really had a really hard identity crisis

[00:22:28] for what it was really trying to do.

[00:22:30] I didn't find any of the comedy landed whatsoever.

[00:22:32] And I got some unpacking.

[00:22:33] I completely think the comedy landed.

[00:22:36] John the Baptist when he's being baptized?

[00:22:39] But he's always freaking hilarious.

[00:22:41] That was, okay.

[00:22:42] So that wasn't, I wasn't finding it hilarious.

[00:22:45] I found it good because I also like him as an actor.

[00:22:49] So everything he's in.

[00:22:50] David Oya Lolo.

[00:22:51] Yeah, David Oya Lolo is always good.

[00:22:53] But to me, it wasn't funny.

[00:22:55] Like it could have been way funnier.

[00:22:57] And it's like they were, they held back on the comedy

[00:23:01] when they tried to put comedic parts in.

[00:23:03] And I've got a bit of unpacking, but let me know

[00:23:05] what you thought of the book of Clemens.

[00:23:08] I kind of disagree because I think that the book of Clemens,

[00:23:12] there's an unevenness to it.

[00:23:15] And I think it's by design.

[00:23:17] There is, it's a movie where you can watch the whole thing

[00:23:21] and you could ask, I think just as you've proven

[00:23:25] because you think it's like a Jesus conversion movie.

[00:23:28] I think you could have five different people watching it

[00:23:31] and I think you'd get five different opinions

[00:23:33] of what they took out of it.

[00:23:34] I think it's a movie.

[00:23:35] Okay, let me ask you a question then.

[00:23:37] So at the beginning of the movie,

[00:23:40] Clarence is what?

[00:23:43] Agnostic maybe?

[00:23:45] At the end of the movie, Clarence is what?

[00:23:48] He's Christian.

[00:23:49] So what happened in the movie?

[00:23:51] He got, he got Christianized.

[00:23:53] So did everybody in the movie.

[00:23:55] So how is this not a fucking Christian conversion

[00:23:57] therapy movie?

[00:23:58] Well because of the journey he took.

[00:24:00] Yeah, it doesn't matter.

[00:24:01] Like that at the end everybody's Christian in the movie.

[00:24:05] That's not Christian conversion.

[00:24:07] I don't know what the fuck it is.

[00:24:08] I don't know how you can say that they were all Christian.

[00:24:10] They were all Christian at the end.

[00:24:11] They all believed in Jesus first they believed in him

[00:24:13] and then they believed in Jesus because there was actual miracles.

[00:24:16] Well, well Jesus is actually in the movie.

[00:24:19] So yeah, that's what they actually see into the miracle.

[00:24:22] Actually see him to believe.

[00:24:24] Yeah, so I don't know what you're saying there.

[00:24:28] I'm saying that everybody was still converted even

[00:24:30] the guy who was unconvertible at the beginning of the movie.

[00:24:33] Sorry everyone it's spoiled at all.

[00:24:35] He's a Christian at the end.

[00:24:38] I should have probably said look out for the spoiler.

[00:24:41] Here's a spoiler.

[00:24:42] Clarence is a Christian just like everybody else in this fucking movie.

[00:24:45] Isn't James what's his name in this?

[00:24:47] Yeah, James Mack.

[00:24:48] Did you not?

[00:24:49] James McAvoy.

[00:24:50] Oh you debriviated him.

[00:24:51] Yeah, James Mack baby.

[00:24:52] Oh James Mack is.

[00:24:53] He's my, he's Mack Daddy.

[00:24:55] Benedict Cumberbatch is also in it.

[00:24:57] Cumberbunch is in it.

[00:24:58] I did not see him in the trailer.

[00:24:59] He's in it.

[00:25:00] He's a very small part in the trailer.

[00:25:02] He's definitely in the trailer.

[00:25:03] Cumberbunch is there and actually Cumberbunch had a pretty good role.

[00:25:06] Yeah, once again it was quite a humorous role.

[00:25:10] It wasn't really that humorous.

[00:25:12] It wasn't.

[00:25:13] No it wasn't.

[00:25:14] Anyway keep going with what you're saying.

[00:25:16] Other than everybody was converted to Christianity.

[00:25:18] I don't think it was.

[00:25:20] I don't think it was.

[00:25:22] I think there was a lot of discussion that could happen with this

[00:25:25] and I really don't feel like doing it right now.

[00:25:27] But why is that?

[00:25:28] Because it's not as great a movie as it is.

[00:25:30] No no, it's because I don't think everything's as cut and dry

[00:25:34] as you're making it seem.

[00:25:35] I think that there's a lot of gray in this movie

[00:25:38] and there's a lot of think for yourself in this movie

[00:25:41] as you're watching it and make your own decisions

[00:25:44] in the way that the story unfolds.

[00:25:47] I disagree that it's beating you over the head

[00:25:50] and to be like a Jesus movie.

[00:25:54] It's a movie with Jesus in it but it's not a Jesus movie.

[00:25:58] Everybody's converted at the end so that's a Jesus movie to me.

[00:26:01] I also don't believe that everybody's converted in the end.

[00:26:04] Okay, so who wasn't converted at the end?

[00:26:07] Jesus parents?

[00:26:08] Were they converted?

[00:26:09] Once again I believe that two different people have watched this movie

[00:26:14] and gotten completely different opinions out of it.

[00:26:17] Although I'm still undecided.

[00:26:18] I'm still thinking about a lot of stuff that I saw in this movie.

[00:26:21] So what is making you think the most?

[00:26:23] Because like...

[00:26:25] Was it about like that back in the Christian times,

[00:26:32] the Jesus times we'll call them,

[00:26:34] that they had like hookah bars where people got stoned

[00:26:38] and they had the...

[00:26:39] Clarence is a local drug dealer.

[00:26:41] Everybody must get stoned.

[00:26:43] Yeah, everybody.

[00:26:45] Like there's just stuff in it that doesn't make sense

[00:26:48] and it's like they make a period piece to be all Jesus-y and stuff

[00:26:53] and there was just parts in it that just didn't seem to fit together.

[00:26:56] Well, that's the whole thing. It was very confusing.

[00:26:58] It wasn't really confusing. The story is very singular.

[00:27:01] I think it was...

[00:27:02] No, see that's the whole thing is that I don't understand why you're saying it's like a singular...

[00:27:07] Well, I think it's all over the place and I think it's all over the place by design.

[00:27:13] Five bucks says at the end Clarence is a Christian

[00:27:15] and look at what he was.

[00:27:18] And the line was pretty firmly drawn.

[00:27:20] There was jumps in his character that there wasn't enough

[00:27:24] that happened in a certain way for him to jump all the way to that character.

[00:27:28] There was too many jumps in his character where he did things in the movie

[00:27:34] that wasn't based on what you'd seen his character do.

[00:27:37] So those are some of the things that I had the bigger problem with,

[00:27:40] but sorry, keep going.

[00:27:41] I didn't mean to.

[00:27:42] I'm just having problems that you have to think about this.

[00:27:45] There wasn't that much to think about.

[00:27:46] Well, there was a ton to think about.

[00:27:48] I'm still trying to figure out what that is.

[00:27:52] Convince me.

[00:27:54] Where's the deeper meaning in this?

[00:27:56] I've had a long day.

[00:28:00] You're the one still talking.

[00:28:03] Well, I keep talking about it.

[00:28:05] I'm trying to get something out of him that gives the real juice

[00:28:09] that he wants because if he's still on the fence between man and Mondo on this...

[00:28:14] No, it's definitely a math.

[00:28:17] Well, I don't need to fight with you anymore.

[00:28:19] If you're going to give this fucking thing a Mondo,

[00:28:22] then I could still fight for another hour on this.

[00:28:24] It is a very big movie.

[00:28:27] It makes sense most of the time and sometimes it loses its way,

[00:28:32] but I think it loses its way by design.

[00:28:35] I think I'm supposed to think about things.

[00:28:38] It's not just sloppy.

[00:28:41] You know what I think about this?

[00:28:43] I think I loved all the actors in this and that's what kept me in the story.

[00:28:48] But otherwise, there's just too many problems with the way this was structured.

[00:28:54] I'd like to see this...

[00:28:57] Yeah, I'd just like to see all those actors in a different movie.

[00:29:03] And I love the fact that 98.5% of the movie was all black actors.

[00:29:10] So that was awesome.

[00:29:12] There you go.

[00:29:14] Which probably would have been back in the day, too.

[00:29:18] Back in the...

[00:29:22] Whatever.

[00:29:26] I'm losing steam.

[00:29:27] He's losing steam, man.

[00:29:28] It's like midnight already here.

[00:29:31] We're all like IT punch drunk.

[00:29:34] Can we unpack at least a couple of the misfires and the jokes?

[00:29:38] Like when they're doing the stoning and the donkey joke comes up,

[00:29:40] I'm like that was just right out of left field and made no sense.

[00:29:43] What was the donkey joke?

[00:29:44] Oh, I was saying something about...

[00:29:46] He did an inference that the guy was fucking his donkey.

[00:29:49] Oh yeah, no, that was good.

[00:29:50] No, it was not funny.

[00:29:51] It was just out of place and it didn't make any sense based on the scene.

[00:29:55] Or the fact that the guy was doing a painting at the crucifixion.

[00:29:59] That was awesome.

[00:30:00] It was not! It didn't make any sense.

[00:30:02] It was funny.

[00:30:04] Or how about the scene where Clarence tells Brabis to run away.

[00:30:08] It made no sense.

[00:30:10] Brabis kicked the shit out of everybody and then that whole scene made no sense.

[00:30:17] Well, that wasn't funny though.

[00:30:19] It was also not making any sense.

[00:30:20] That wasn't supposed to be funny though.

[00:30:22] It just didn't make any sense.

[00:30:24] Didn't it though?

[00:30:26] He cared about his boy.

[00:30:27] Yeah, he could have got Brabis to kick the shit out of everybody.

[00:30:30] He was literally doing that when he said,

[00:30:33] Oh, run away.

[00:30:34] I'm just like what is going on right now?

[00:30:35] Yeah, because he's only so much you can do.

[00:30:39] Okay, well there he convinced me.

[00:30:41] Mer, looks like we gave that both of them.

[00:30:44] Did we?

[00:30:48] We seem to be disagreeing on it.

[00:30:52] There was things I liked about it, like all the actors.

[00:30:57] And Black Jesus.

[00:31:00] Yeah.

[00:31:01] Alright, so we also saw a movie called The Beekeeper,

[00:31:05] which is the one movie Murray wanted to see.

[00:31:08] I don't know the three.

[00:31:13] Just so we can take a record right now.

[00:31:16] We got four mazes on the board.

[00:31:19] I'm just saying that's a lot of mazes.

[00:31:23] Yeah, The Beekeeper is it's a movie

[00:31:27] and it stars Mr. Jason Statham.

[00:31:31] It's not unlike every other movie that he stars in.

[00:31:37] Sometimes he's in movies that are past the period.

[00:31:41] No, no, sometimes no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:31:44] Okay, Hobbs and Chai is the transporter if he stars in them.

[00:31:48] Transporter yeah it's like the transport.

[00:31:51] It's there. They're all the same.

[00:31:53] The ones are crank or crank to.

[00:31:55] If he's crank high voltage.

[00:31:58] Yeah, crank high voltage.

[00:32:00] That was two.

[00:32:02] If he stars in them then they're pretty much the same movie.

[00:32:04] If he's like supporting cast, if he's not the star of it,

[00:32:08] then they're different.

[00:32:09] So this is pretty much the same as every other action.

[00:32:12] Does Jason Statham have a curve like what's his face?

[00:32:16] No, no, he doesn't have a, he doesn't even need a curve.

[00:32:20] He's still Jason.

[00:32:22] I'm going to say this.

[00:32:24] Jason Statham no matter how much I hate any movie he's in

[00:32:28] and I do hate a lot of them.

[00:32:30] Yeah, he does have a charisma.

[00:32:33] He is nerve and talent.

[00:32:35] He is an action star.

[00:32:36] Like there's no question.

[00:32:38] There's only a few people that can do what he does in movies

[00:32:45] and make, he kind of makes bad movies watchable just because

[00:32:50] he's in them.

[00:32:52] Okay, so this just makes me think and this would be good

[00:32:55] for Murray's input here is do you think Jason Statham

[00:33:00] is the updated recent version of Jean-Claude Van Damme?

[00:33:04] That's my question.

[00:33:07] He's British is offering to Jean-Claude Van Damme.

[00:33:10] Well, he's a better actor.

[00:33:12] True.

[00:33:14] Okay, true.

[00:33:16] But still, Jean-Claude still has his, he has.

[00:33:19] Jean-Claude had a charm.

[00:33:21] He did have a charm, right?

[00:33:23] And he was in a lot that he was the star and you know

[00:33:26] he wasn't acting well.

[00:33:28] No, but no, he's not because I think I can't compare the two

[00:33:32] because Jason Statham actually can act.

[00:33:34] Okay.

[00:33:36] So is there anybody that Jean-Claude Van Damme right now?

[00:33:39] What?

[00:33:41] Is there anybody that Jean-Claude Van Damme is?

[00:33:43] That's Jean-Claude Van Damme right now?

[00:33:45] Other than Jean-Claude Van Damme.

[00:33:47] I don't know what it, I don't know what it were taught like,

[00:33:49] no, there isn't because there isn't a,

[00:33:51] there isn't like just a guy that's making action movies

[00:33:55] that isn't a particularly good actor and can't speak the English

[00:34:00] so well.

[00:34:02] Arnold then?

[00:34:04] I guess to the 80s.

[00:34:06] Yeah, but not anymore.

[00:34:08] Yeah, you know what?

[00:34:10] I think you think you're right.

[00:34:12] I guess we've gotten to a point where, you know, they kind of

[00:34:15] demand people can act before they put them in a mood.

[00:34:17] Unless they're in C action films maybe.

[00:34:19] When before they just had to, they just had to look good

[00:34:21] and spread their and do the splits and spread their legs.

[00:34:24] So we've lost track of what were we even talking about?

[00:34:26] The beekeeper.

[00:34:28] Yeah, the beekeeper.

[00:34:30] So yeah, basically the beekeeper for some reason,

[00:34:31] Jason Statham is like living with Felicia Rashad while he's not

[00:34:35] living with her.

[00:34:37] It's not like he lives in her garage.

[00:34:39] He lives in her garage and I have no idea how on earth he would

[00:34:42] come to be there.

[00:34:44] See, he did that.

[00:34:46] But for some reason he's there and the other thing is,

[00:34:50] is like at some point he's like she's the only one that

[00:34:53] ever looked out for me.

[00:34:55] Like how?

[00:34:57] How is this random person that you're renting a barn from?

[00:34:58] The only person that's ever, well I guess just weird.

[00:35:02] But anyways, she gets like scammed and ends up like cyber scammed,

[00:35:09] fished or whatever it is.

[00:35:12] Is that what they call it? Fishing?

[00:35:14] Yeah, the fishing was the link.

[00:35:16] The bad guys basically take all her money.

[00:35:18] Well they not only take her money but they take two million

[00:35:21] dollars out of charity that you did.

[00:35:23] From what I can tell from the trailer she kills herself.

[00:35:25] Yeah, well the trailer, the trailer don't lie.

[00:35:26] The trailer don't lie.

[00:35:28] And Statham Valgerange.

[00:35:31] That's the movie.

[00:35:33] Okay, I don't even have to say it.

[00:35:35] Mary just came along.

[00:35:37] Statham decides he's gonna like, well he's Adam Clay.

[00:35:42] What stupid name.

[00:35:44] So Adam Clay.

[00:35:47] Like why?

[00:35:49] I love that as a point you're making.

[00:35:51] His name is so stupid.

[00:35:53] His stupidest name on like,

[00:35:55] Actually on like, say Christmas.

[00:35:58] Actually I'd like to like go, hear the names of the characters.

[00:36:01] Okay, Adam Clay, stupid.

[00:36:04] Wallace West Wilde.

[00:36:07] That's who Jeremy Huyards plays.

[00:36:09] That's stupid.

[00:36:11] Agent Matt Wiley.

[00:36:14] This is awesome.

[00:36:16] Stupid.

[00:36:18] The bad guy in it played by Josh Hutcherson

[00:36:22] who actually does a pretty good job.

[00:36:23] He's gonna snot those little punk of a,

[00:36:26] Derek Danforth.

[00:36:29] Were they like Braves?

[00:36:31] They were throwing the-

[00:36:33] That's a porn star right there.

[00:36:35] The only one that was okay,

[00:36:37] No it wasn't either.

[00:36:39] I was gonna say Parker.

[00:36:41] But no, it was Agent Verona Parker.

[00:36:43] No, these are terrible names.

[00:36:46] I don't even remember what-

[00:36:48] What was Felicia Rashad's name?

[00:36:50] I don't even remember what her name was.

[00:36:51] I don't remember what her name was.

[00:36:53] I don't remember what her name was.

[00:36:55] It was Agent Parker.

[00:36:57] Anyways, what was I talking about?

[00:36:59] Oh yeah, so Adam Clay for some reason has a deep connection

[00:37:02] to his land lady and she kills herself

[00:37:06] and so he decides he's gonna like take revenge

[00:37:09] and he starts going up the chain

[00:37:11] and just starts murdering people

[00:37:13] like you wouldn't believe it.

[00:37:15] And just set and crap on fire

[00:37:17] and blowing stuff up

[00:37:18] and everything.

[00:37:20] He's just going Jason Statham on their asses.

[00:37:22] So it's kind of a movie

[00:37:28] that would have had a certain payoff

[00:37:30] because they were talking about

[00:37:32] three quarters away through

[00:37:34] about him killing the queen bee

[00:37:36] and I'm like yes, if he kills the queen bee

[00:37:39] I am on board.

[00:37:41] This is Armando

[00:37:43] and what happens at the end?

[00:37:45] He does it.

[00:37:46] He kills the queen.

[00:37:48] I don't care if I'm spoiling things.

[00:37:50] He kills the queen bee's offspring.

[00:37:52] He doesn't kill the queen bee.

[00:37:54] That almost made me mad enough

[00:37:57] to give this a rage.

[00:38:00] But it was so damn entertaining

[00:38:02] for a while there

[00:38:04] because Parker and Wiley were hilarious

[00:38:07] even though I don't even think

[00:38:09] they needed to be in the movie.

[00:38:11] This is a movie about Jason Statham

[00:38:14] or I should say Adam Clay

[00:38:16] and the ass taking out all the bad guys.

[00:38:20] We did not need this side story

[00:38:23] with Verona Parker and Matt Wiley

[00:38:26] solving this crime where

[00:38:28] all they kind of do is get

[00:38:30] but I'm glad they did

[00:38:32] because you know,

[00:38:34] Bobby Naderi as Matt Wiley

[00:38:36] he was fricking funny in this

[00:38:38] like I really liked his character

[00:38:40] even though I don't think

[00:38:42] it needed to be there.

[00:38:44] Jeremy Irons was fine too.

[00:38:46] Except there's nobody that wakes up.

[00:38:48] Well, the look she has the same

[00:38:50] look every shot.

[00:38:52] Even her picture.

[00:38:54] She had that smirky look on her face.

[00:38:56] It's one of those movies where

[00:38:58] she dies so soon.

[00:39:00] It's like, oh right.

[00:39:02] She's gone.

[00:39:04] We don't have to deal with her anymore

[00:39:06] until we have to look at a picture

[00:39:08] of her like midway through and is like,

[00:39:10] Oh no.

[00:39:12] Anyways, I've said too much.

[00:39:14] So at the end of the day,

[00:39:16] I'm going to go back to the

[00:39:19] different scenes of this movie

[00:39:21] and I'm going to go back to the

[00:39:23] old people that were

[00:39:25] building because that would have

[00:39:27] saved us because it would have

[00:39:29] been like, even though they talk

[00:39:31] about it, it's like there's no

[00:39:33] way they're going to do that.

[00:39:35] And guess what?

[00:39:37] They don't.

[00:39:39] And that's why I'm a little ticked

[00:39:41] off but I was still entertained

[00:39:43] enough to give it a man.

[00:39:44] It's like soda.

[00:39:46] It is not only refreshing

[00:39:48] but it's good for your digestive

[00:39:50] system.

[00:39:52] Your gut will thank you for it.

[00:39:54] It's got like a billion probiotic

[00:39:56] something or other.

[00:39:58] It's my gut.

[00:40:00] So good right now in every can.

[00:40:02] Every can.

[00:40:04] I tell you, and you know what

[00:40:06] else it's got?

[00:40:08] No sugar.

[00:40:10] It's got no sugar and it's got

[00:40:12] amazingly enough.

[00:40:14] It's got a sense of your

[00:40:16] recommended vitamin C for the day.

[00:40:18] What? Who knew that vitamin C?

[00:40:20] In a soda.

[00:40:22] My God, Cove.

[00:40:24] You guys are the best.

[00:40:26] I love Cove.

[00:40:28] So beekeeping, hey?

[00:40:31] Yes.

[00:40:33] This may have the most

[00:40:36] ridiculous action

[00:40:38] in a movie ever made.

[00:40:40] All right.

[00:40:42] It had the same Jason Statham

[00:40:44] that you get from every other one.

[00:40:46] Except this one,

[00:40:48] the dialogue, the bad guys

[00:40:50] and the kills are even more

[00:40:52] insane and unbelievable.

[00:40:54] But at the same time,

[00:40:56] making it so over the top and

[00:40:58] hilarious for pretty much the

[00:41:00] entire movie.

[00:41:02] And that's right.

[00:41:04] And you add in Bobby Nadira as

[00:41:06] Agent Matt.

[00:41:08] And every single line of dialogue

[00:41:10] he says is so fucking golden.

[00:41:12] And if I wasn't laughing with

[00:41:14] his laughing at him,

[00:41:16] but in a good, good way.

[00:41:18] I had some mixed feelings

[00:41:21] about this because I had a good

[00:41:23] time watching this.

[00:41:25] But at the same time, this film

[00:41:27] is completely awful as far as

[00:41:29] action films go.

[00:41:31] So was it bad good

[00:41:33] or was it just plain bad?

[00:41:35] So you,

[00:41:37] as you go through this movie,

[00:41:39] there were so many times you're

[00:41:41] laughing, but laughing at the

[00:41:42] times, which as opposed to,

[00:41:45] like it wasn't intentionally made

[00:41:46] bad to be funny,

[00:41:48] but it was made to be funny.

[00:41:51] And it was also bad.

[00:41:52] But I was still laughing like I

[00:41:54] had a good time watching this

[00:41:55] movie. Yeah.

[00:41:56] The funny was funny and it was

[00:41:58] supposed to be funny.

[00:42:00] We weren't laughing at the movie

[00:42:01] at that point.

[00:42:03] We were rolling our eyes

[00:42:05] and then we were laughing.

[00:42:07] The dialogue is so bad.

[00:42:09] Even all his one liners are

[00:42:10] terrible.

[00:42:11] Yes, but like he says his one

[00:42:14] liners. The thing is when Jason

[00:42:15] Statham delivers them,

[00:42:17] it's terrible, but they're

[00:42:19] fine because it's Jason Statham

[00:42:21] and he's a super.

[00:42:23] He's lovable. You want to hug

[00:42:24] him sometimes.

[00:42:26] He is like the, you know,

[00:42:28] there's two.

[00:42:30] There's there's there's

[00:42:32] there's rock as the ultimate

[00:42:33] action star

[00:42:35] and then Jason Statham is

[00:42:36] the only other action star,

[00:42:38] but the rock also happens to

[00:42:39] be the only living movie star

[00:42:42] today. Right.

[00:42:43] And then except in real life,

[00:42:45] he's the best act in real life.

[00:42:47] The only true movie action

[00:42:49] star is Tom Cruise.

[00:42:50] I'm sorry.

[00:42:52] I don't know what Tom Cruise

[00:42:53] is terrible and Tom Cruise

[00:42:55] is the best action star

[00:42:57] of all time.

[00:42:58] On top of that, he does his

[00:42:59] own.

[00:43:00] Who cares?

[00:43:01] So the rock doesn't even go

[00:43:02] near his stunts because he's

[00:43:03] a pussy.

[00:43:04] I pick my own nose.

[00:43:05] Jason Statham.

[00:43:06] Yeah. Well, you're also a

[00:43:07] pussy. So there you go.

[00:43:09] I have a couple of things to

[00:43:11] unpack.

[00:43:13] One of which is

[00:43:15] how calm and cool Statham

[00:43:17] was in this.

[00:43:18] Like he was just, I've never

[00:43:19] seen him so laid back and cool.

[00:43:22] He was cool in this.

[00:43:23] Yeah, he was.

[00:43:24] He wasn't like it was like

[00:43:26] you just knew as he walked

[00:43:28] in the screen like he was

[00:43:29] never going to get shot,

[00:43:30] never get killed.

[00:43:31] Like you didn't have that fear

[00:43:32] because, you know, he could

[00:43:33] kill everybody.

[00:43:34] He was like he was like the

[00:43:35] John Wick of beekeeping.

[00:43:37] He was just John Wicking

[00:43:39] slash Statham.

[00:43:40] There's not many people that

[00:43:41] could have played this role the

[00:43:42] way he did it.

[00:43:43] Yeah, he was so.

[00:43:44] He made it believable.

[00:43:45] He was so cool and laid back

[00:43:46] the entire movie.

[00:43:47] Like even from the trailer

[00:43:48] Murray, you remember the

[00:43:49] trailer where he's like got

[00:43:50] his cans of

[00:43:52] fire juice and he's like

[00:43:54] he's like one, two, three.

[00:43:56] He does the count.

[00:43:57] Like that whole scene is so good.

[00:43:59] Yeah. It's just so good.

[00:44:00] And he like he has so much

[00:44:02] confidence.

[00:44:03] My favorite line I think

[00:44:04] from the trailer was the bad

[00:44:05] guy or one of the bad guys

[00:44:07] says,

[00:44:08] yeah, we need to kill him.

[00:44:10] If he works his way up the

[00:44:12] the chain or something like that.

[00:44:14] Like, yeah, and he does.

[00:44:16] He literally kills everybody.

[00:44:17] Yeah, including the chain.

[00:44:19] And you know, there's nobody

[00:44:20] starts from the bottom.

[00:44:21] He goes right to there's nobody

[00:44:23] to be top.

[00:44:24] Yeah.

[00:44:25] Well, for whatever reason,

[00:44:27] he but he kills everybody.

[00:44:29] He kills cops.

[00:44:30] He kills bad guys.

[00:44:32] He kills the FBI.

[00:44:33] He kills the CIA.

[00:44:35] He kills the CIA.

[00:44:36] He kills.

[00:44:38] He didn't kill me.

[00:44:39] I don't think he can.

[00:44:40] No, he was killing.

[00:44:41] He wasn't killing the cops.

[00:44:42] No, he was still killing him.

[00:44:44] Like, but that was part of the

[00:44:45] thing, right?

[00:44:46] Is that it?

[00:44:47] Yeah, I know.

[00:44:48] He has to protect the hive.

[00:44:50] And the hive was was broken.

[00:44:52] So he had to fix it.

[00:44:53] But he didn't.

[00:44:55] Yeah.

[00:44:56] Well, he sort of did.

[00:44:58] She admitted guilt and a bunch

[00:45:00] of stuff.

[00:45:01] Oh boohoo.

[00:45:02] I'm sorry.

[00:45:03] You've got evil offspring.

[00:45:04] You did too.

[00:45:05] Yeah.

[00:45:06] Well, you know what?

[00:45:07] This was fun.

[00:45:08] I suggest people go see it in

[00:45:09] the cinemas because it's well

[00:45:10] worth it.

[00:45:11] Yeah.

[00:45:12] No, I it's I expected to hate

[00:45:14] it.

[00:45:15] I thought I was absolutely.

[00:45:16] But you know, I like the

[00:45:17] director.

[00:45:18] I got it.

[00:45:19] You know, it was it was good.

[00:45:22] Good good put together movie.

[00:45:24] My poopy dogs having a dream

[00:45:26] right now.

[00:45:28] He's making little noises.

[00:45:30] It's adorable.

[00:45:31] Okay.

[00:45:32] Anyways, what were we talking

[00:45:33] about?

[00:45:34] You lost.

[00:45:38] You lost me.

[00:45:39] Well, I think that was a pretty

[00:45:40] good week.

[00:45:41] It was a double matter.

[00:45:42] Yeah.

[00:45:43] It was.

[00:45:44] You know what?

[00:45:45] What you guys called it.

[00:45:46] I don't know.

[00:45:47] Yeah.

[00:45:48] It was a man.

[00:45:49] It was literally I was worried

[00:45:50] after we saw the last movie,

[00:45:51] Murray.

[00:45:53] Right.

[00:45:54] I turned to Bryce and I said

[00:45:55] it's because it's going to be

[00:45:56] because of you that this is

[00:45:57] not a completely mad episode.

[00:45:59] Anyway, he went, I don't know.

[00:46:02] I'm trying to play Koi with

[00:46:03] me.

[00:46:04] I honestly didn't know what I

[00:46:05] rated any of these until I

[00:46:06] started talking about them and

[00:46:07] I'm like, oh yeah, no, that was

[00:46:09] man.

[00:46:11] That one.

[00:46:12] That was man.

[00:46:14] And be keeper.

[00:46:15] That was man.

[00:46:16] Yeah, but you know here's the

[00:46:17] thing where they were all and

[00:46:19] they they all had stuff that

[00:46:21] was quite enjoyable like every

[00:46:23] single movie had some

[00:46:26] really really good stuff

[00:46:28] and every single movie had some

[00:46:31] your role in your eyes to like

[00:46:32] every single one of them.

[00:46:33] Like there was a similar

[00:46:34] experience with three completely

[00:46:35] different movies.

[00:46:36] Yeah.

[00:46:37] So we had a comedy

[00:46:39] musical

[00:46:41] or a mu-com.

[00:46:43] We had

[00:46:45] an action film,

[00:46:46] right?

[00:46:47] Which both those two like for

[00:46:49] you action is usually usually a

[00:46:51] rage and musicals are usually

[00:46:53] a rage for me.

[00:46:54] And then we had

[00:46:58] I don't know what that is

[00:46:59] a biblical conversion film,

[00:47:01] which we've never given him

[00:47:03] anything but a rage to so.

[00:47:07] It's pretty man.

[00:47:10] Are we done?

[00:47:11] Yeah.

[00:47:12] Let's go home.

[00:47:14] Oh, can't go home yet.

[00:47:16] Oh yeah.

[00:47:17] This is the music we've been

[00:47:18] missing.

[00:47:19] All right, making this quick

[00:47:20] because I want to go home.

[00:47:22] It's got to change his diaper.

[00:47:24] It wasn't here last week.

[00:47:25] This is what I was going to

[00:47:26] talk about.

[00:47:27] Oh, I bet.

[00:47:28] Is it something to do with

[00:47:29] the war?

[00:47:30] You know what?

[00:47:31] I would love to bring that back,

[00:47:32] but you guys hate them so much.

[00:47:33] I'm not going to talk about it.

[00:47:34] We talked about it last week.

[00:47:35] It's a little bit.

[00:47:37] I actually watched the

[00:47:38] Creator's Choice Awards and the

[00:47:39] Emmys.

[00:47:41] What's an Emmy?

[00:47:42] We'll talk about

[00:47:43] it's TV.

[00:47:45] Oh, TV.

[00:47:46] I got no time for

[00:47:49] I did find it interesting

[00:47:50] that Anthony Anderson,

[00:47:51] I don't find funny at all,

[00:47:53] brought back all the classic

[00:47:54] sets and unions of all the

[00:47:55] old TV shows.

[00:47:56] From like the 70s all the way up.

[00:47:59] Anyway,

[00:48:00] I don't even know what we're talking

[00:48:01] about.

[00:48:02] Yeah,

[00:48:03] you fellows who like to go to

[00:48:04] movies.

[00:48:05] Yes, that's us.

[00:48:06] And you fellows who like to rage.

[00:48:07] Yes, we do.

[00:48:09] I got a whole list for you.

[00:48:10] What?

[00:48:11] Coming out in 2024.

[00:48:12] What?

[00:48:13] You guys are going to love

[00:48:14] these.

[00:48:15] Oh, baby.

[00:48:17] I know most of them.

[00:48:19] Is Avatar 4 coming out?

[00:48:20] No, I didn't.

[00:48:21] No Avatar.

[00:48:22] No Avatar.

[00:48:23] No Avatar.

[00:48:24] No Avatar this year.

[00:48:25] Let's start with Furiosa.

[00:48:27] Mad Max Saga.

[00:48:29] Man, Sanatali Joy though.

[00:48:30] It's Anatali Joy.

[00:48:31] And we got Kingdom of the Planet

[00:48:33] of the Apes.

[00:48:34] I am looking forward to it.

[00:48:36] I think that this this

[00:48:39] reboot of this franchise is

[00:48:41] so much a million times better

[00:48:44] than the original.

[00:48:45] Not one of the reboot has

[00:48:46] run in a rage rage rage.

[00:48:48] Rage rage rage.

[00:48:49] And Mondo ever since.

[00:48:50] Yeah, but sorry.

[00:48:52] National Treasure 3.

[00:48:54] Oh, fuck me now.

[00:48:55] No.

[00:48:56] Yes.

[00:48:57] That's okay.

[00:48:58] That's not even a thing.

[00:48:59] There's no way they made National

[00:49:01] Treasure.

[00:49:02] There's a new Garfield movie.

[00:49:04] Oh, for crying out loud.

[00:49:05] Gladiator 2.

[00:49:07] Wait a minute.

[00:49:08] Wait a minute.

[00:49:09] Andrew Garfield or Garfield?

[00:49:10] Garfield the cat.

[00:49:12] Oh my god.

[00:49:13] Gladiator 2.

[00:49:14] Gladiator 2.

[00:49:15] I watched the trailer

[00:49:16] Gladiator 2 and that is just

[00:49:18] that is wrong.

[00:49:19] It looks like the worst thing

[00:49:20] that's ever been made.

[00:49:21] It's all kinds of wrong.

[00:49:22] Kung Fu Panda 4.

[00:49:23] Oh, yeah.

[00:49:24] They can.

[00:49:25] Madame Web which

[00:49:28] I don't even know what the hell

[00:49:29] it's about but it looks terrible.

[00:49:31] The trailer makes it look like

[00:49:34] it's part of the spider universe

[00:49:35] because Fox is putting it up.

[00:49:36] Yeah, but she's not a spider person.

[00:49:37] She's some kind of psychic or something.

[00:49:39] Yeah, she's spider adjacent.

[00:49:41] But it's called Madame Web.

[00:49:43] Whatever.

[00:49:44] Then you're going to love this.

[00:49:45] Yep.

[00:49:46] Sonic the Hedgehog 3.

[00:49:48] Oh, fuck me.

[00:49:50] Venom 3.

[00:49:51] Yeah.

[00:49:53] I ate Tom Hardy.

[00:49:55] Well, hopefully it's better than the last one.

[00:49:57] Beetlejuice 2.

[00:49:59] Oh please really?

[00:50:00] I'm sorry what?

[00:50:01] Angel juice?

[00:50:02] Beetlejuice 2.

[00:50:03] Beetlejuice.

[00:50:04] Cruella 2.

[00:50:06] Oh for crying out loud.

[00:50:07] Mortal Kombat 2.

[00:50:10] Oh my god.

[00:50:11] No.

[00:50:12] Rush Hour 4.

[00:50:14] Hey we were talking about

[00:50:15] Chris Tucker earlier this year.

[00:50:16] Last year.

[00:50:17] I'm not done.

[00:50:18] Bad Boys 4.

[00:50:19] Oh man.

[00:50:21] I can't wait to make Bryce see that.

[00:50:23] Twisters.

[00:50:24] Twisters which is a sequel to Twister.

[00:50:27] How's Bill?

[00:50:28] Bill's not alive.

[00:50:29] No, he's dead.

[00:50:30] He did.

[00:50:31] Craven the Hunter.

[00:50:33] I don't know what that is.

[00:50:34] It's the superhero movie.

[00:50:35] Apparently he's the superhero killer of the superheroes.

[00:50:38] Oh that's good.

[00:50:39] Yeah, I want them all to die.

[00:50:40] Ghostbusters.

[00:50:41] Frozen and...

[00:50:42] Yeah, that trailer looks so awful.

[00:50:45] A Roadhouse.

[00:50:46] They did remake that one.

[00:50:47] What?

[00:50:49] What they're remaking Roadhouse?

[00:50:51] Yes.

[00:50:52] Actress Swayze is dead too.

[00:50:53] They just made it into the first one.

[00:50:55] They made a TV series about it too,

[00:50:56] but this is an actual movie.

[00:50:58] Final Destination Bloodline.

[00:51:00] Yes!

[00:51:02] Sign me up.

[00:51:03] I've already got my ticket.

[00:51:05] This is the worst franchise ever made.

[00:51:07] Witty the Blood in Onnie 2.

[00:51:09] Yes!

[00:51:11] They're gonna have money this time.

[00:51:13] And Saw 11.

[00:51:16] Oh god.

[00:51:17] That is just a small mattering.

[00:51:20] So of all those movies,

[00:51:22] maybe two I even remotely want to see.

[00:51:25] I didn't list the ones I want to see.

[00:51:26] Or the ones that you know I want to see.

[00:51:28] These are the ones that look...

[00:51:29] They're all sequels.

[00:51:31] Like whatever.

[00:51:32] See, yeah.

[00:51:33] It's sequels or remakes.

[00:51:34] Enjoy that.

[00:51:35] You're supposed to...

[00:51:36] We're called Film Rage.

[00:51:38] That's right.

[00:51:39] You guys like your region.

[00:51:40] So that's what you got.

[00:51:43] Temperature rising.

[00:51:45] Vision blurring.

[00:51:47] Rage taking over.

[00:52:07] Sweet sweet rage.

[00:52:10] I love you so.

[00:52:13] My rage this week

[00:52:17] is Landmark Cinemas.

[00:52:19] Because...

[00:52:22] We wanted to sit in the top

[00:52:25] tier at the cinema.

[00:52:27] And Murray, I was down...

[00:52:29] Like I was down to my underwear

[00:52:32] before we finally said...

[00:52:34] Well we sat in the top and the first one.

[00:52:36] But the second one is the same thing.

[00:52:38] We get in there

[00:52:39] and I'm already just wearing my underwear.

[00:52:40] And I'm like Bryce,

[00:52:41] there's only the two of us.

[00:52:42] Do you mind if I take my underpants off too?

[00:52:44] And he's like,

[00:52:45] can we just move down?

[00:52:46] And I'm like,

[00:52:47] can we just move down a couple of...

[00:52:50] layers?

[00:52:51] And it did get a little cooler.

[00:52:53] But by the end of the movie...

[00:52:55] When it was minus 30 outside,

[00:52:57] they actually had the heat on.

[00:52:59] That's right.

[00:53:00] I had my underpants

[00:53:01] and that's it.

[00:53:02] It was ridiculous so Murray.

[00:53:04] It wasn't just heat.

[00:53:05] It was...

[00:53:06] Yeah, it was like

[00:53:07] terrible heat.

[00:53:08] Like,

[00:53:09] I'm telling you,

[00:53:10] I was down to my underwear

[00:53:12] and I took my socks off too.

[00:53:14] And it was no better in the next movie.

[00:53:16] We didn't even go up.

[00:53:18] We started going up.

[00:53:20] And then Jim's like,

[00:53:22] shouldn't we just sit down here?

[00:53:23] And I was like,

[00:53:24] you know what?

[00:53:25] Let me go up a few rows here

[00:53:26] and I'll let you know how the weather is.

[00:53:28] And I got up like three rows.

[00:53:30] I'm like,

[00:53:31] it's just getting hotter and hotter

[00:53:32] as we go up here.

[00:53:33] Yeah, we're sitting back down here.

[00:53:34] So...

[00:53:35] Yep.

[00:53:36] But you know what?

[00:53:37] It's not so bad.

[00:53:38] I kind of felt like I was at home

[00:53:39] except the screen was so big

[00:53:40] because that's how I usually watch movies

[00:53:41] at home is in my underwear.

[00:53:43] Hmm.

[00:53:45] Yeah, it was good.

[00:53:46] Alright.

[00:53:47] It's a rage. Landmark, fix your shit.

[00:53:48] Uh,

[00:54:13] my rage is

[00:54:14] maybe Jim adjacent.

[00:54:16] Um,

[00:54:17] it's also with Landmark.

[00:54:21] I don't understand

[00:54:23] why you have to put

[00:54:25] mean girls in ultra aviax.

[00:54:27] Yeah, what's up with that?

[00:54:28] Ultra aviax should be for like

[00:54:30] the beekeeper.

[00:54:31] The beekeeper.

[00:54:32] Man, no.

[00:54:33] It shouldn't be for the beekeeper either.

[00:54:34] Should be for like

[00:54:35] science fiction,

[00:54:36] extravagance as it should be for act.

[00:54:38] Like the beekeeper.

[00:54:39] It should be for action movies, I suppose.

[00:54:41] Over that one?

[00:54:42] Over...

[00:54:43] Yeah, if you're going to have one in aviax,

[00:54:44] probably should be the beekeeper.

[00:54:45] It should have been the beekeeper.

[00:54:46] But there is absolutely no reason

[00:54:48] to have some of these movies

[00:54:50] that you put in aviax

[00:54:51] just because they're going to be

[00:54:52] the biggest ones of the weekend.

[00:54:53] And it's the only option.

[00:54:55] I couldn't go see it in anything

[00:54:57] but aviax

[00:54:58] if I went to this particular cinema.

[00:55:00] Yeah.

[00:55:01] And that's where a beekeeper was.

[00:55:02] That's just ridiculous.

[00:55:03] So

[00:55:04] I'm just annoyed by the fact that

[00:55:06] every now and then

[00:55:07] I have to pay more for movies

[00:55:09] that I don't even want to see

[00:55:11] most of the time.

[00:55:12] Aw, frickin' man.

[00:55:14] Yeah.

[00:55:15] Like I had to

[00:55:16] watch Aquaman in iMacs

[00:55:18] because it wasn't...

[00:55:19] I couldn't watch it in...

[00:55:20] I could either watch it in iMacs

[00:55:22] for like $25 in Ontario.

[00:55:24] Or aviax.

[00:55:25] Or I could know.

[00:55:26] Or I could watch it in their...

[00:55:27] Rubble seats.

[00:55:28] No, they're VIP cinema.

[00:55:30] Oh, right.

[00:55:31] Because they have one connected

[00:55:32] to the scene cinema.

[00:55:33] This is the rage you did before.

[00:55:34] For like $26.

[00:55:35] Well, it's all connected.

[00:55:36] Stop putting stuff in like

[00:55:38] where it's movies I don't even want to...

[00:55:40] I'm doing you a favor by watching

[00:55:42] your stinking movie

[00:55:43] and you got to gouge me

[00:55:44] for another three or four bucks?

[00:55:45] Five bucks.

[00:55:46] Five bucks or ten bucks

[00:55:48] or forty-seven frickin' dollars

[00:55:50] or whatever.

[00:55:51] I don't know what's going on anymore.

[00:55:52] It's a poopy.

[00:55:53] My mask off.

[00:55:54] But at any rate

[00:55:55] you're charging me more

[00:55:56] and I don't even want to go

[00:55:57] to your stupid movie

[00:55:58] and I'm going to you

[00:55:59] and I'm talking about your dumb movie

[00:56:00] so just give me a break.

[00:56:02] Yeah, good coin.

[00:56:03] I made a money.

[00:56:04] You on board with that, Murray?

[00:56:05] Sure, whatever.

[00:56:06] Yeah, he's on side.

[00:56:11] Rage is exciting.

[00:56:14] Plus, slime.

[00:56:18] Hanger of fading.

[00:56:20] Oh, baby.

[00:56:23] So last week, Murray,

[00:56:24] you missed out on some exciting news.

[00:56:26] Yeah, I see that.

[00:56:27] Emma Stone is now on the list for some reason.

[00:56:29] Yeah, she was voted on as

[00:56:32] mesmerizing.

[00:56:35] Off of...

[00:56:36] It wasn't just because of poor things

[00:56:38] because we went back into her

[00:56:40] and it wasn't hard for Bryce to say yeah.

[00:56:42] But...

[00:56:43] I guess she is.

[00:56:44] But the biggest problem

[00:56:45] that Emma Stone has right now

[00:56:47] other than she's currently

[00:56:49] also undoubted, by the way,

[00:56:51] is that

[00:56:54] the movie that we watched last week

[00:56:56] which actually kind of fits nicely

[00:56:58] because you want to know about

[00:57:00] what Yelgoos Lathamoss does.

[00:57:04] He made the movie called The Favorite.

[00:57:06] He did.

[00:57:07] Which happened to have Olivia Coleman

[00:57:09] and if you remember, Murray,

[00:57:10] because we don't really watch

[00:57:12] award shows, this is where she won

[00:57:14] an award for it.

[00:57:16] So the mesmerizing

[00:57:18] Emma Stone, and if you go to our website

[00:57:20] at filmrageycy.com

[00:57:22] and go to our page called The Lists,

[00:57:24] we have mesmerizing, repulsive,

[00:57:26] doubted, undoubted,

[00:57:28] and a section for people

[00:57:30] that were once mesmerizing

[00:57:32] that are no longer mesmerizing.

[00:57:34] So,

[00:57:35] Emma Stone was up against

[00:57:37] Olivia Coleman.

[00:57:38] Correct.

[00:57:39] And

[00:57:40] I'm just like, I'm sorry.

[00:57:42] We knew this was coming.

[00:57:44] I mean, Emma Stone was very good

[00:57:46] in this movie.

[00:57:47] Yeah.

[00:57:48] Olivia Coleman, it's just

[00:57:50] blew her out of the water.

[00:57:51] But you know who also,

[00:57:52] I think, blew her out of the water?

[00:57:54] What's that?

[00:57:55] It was Rachel Weiss.

[00:57:56] Yeah, Rachel Weiss was very good.

[00:57:57] She was brilliant in this.

[00:57:59] She was brilliant.

[00:58:00] I still think that...

[00:58:01] She wasn't Olivia, but yeah.

[00:58:02] No.

[00:58:03] She beat out Emma Stone in this movie.

[00:58:05] But I tell you, sometimes you got to act

[00:58:07] with these titans in order

[00:58:09] to get better.

[00:58:10] And I think Emma Stone can get there.

[00:58:12] I really do.

[00:58:13] I think that she's...

[00:58:15] She proved with this last role.

[00:58:17] I mean, she is absolutely brilliant

[00:58:19] as Bella Baxter.

[00:58:20] Yeah.

[00:58:21] Well, I think she's pretty brilliant

[00:58:22] in everything she does.

[00:58:23] She did such an outstanding job

[00:58:25] in this too.

[00:58:26] Oh, she was great.

[00:58:27] If she didn't run into Rachel Weiss

[00:58:28] and Olivia Coleman in this,

[00:58:30] she would have been mesmerizing.

[00:58:31] If they wouldn't have cast somebody else's that.

[00:58:34] But Olivia Coleman, holy fuck nuggets.

[00:58:37] This was unbelievable.

[00:58:39] Does she...

[00:58:40] Murray, like...

[00:58:41] Because I know you love Olivia Coleman too.

[00:58:43] I know.

[00:58:44] If you see this movie,

[00:58:46] and this is a movie

[00:58:47] that has so much subdued,

[00:58:50] subversive humor in it.

[00:58:52] I was laughing again.

[00:58:54] I forgot how funny this movie is.

[00:58:56] The guy is brilliant.

[00:58:58] He just makes unbelievably good movies.

[00:59:01] The fact that I can watch a period piece

[00:59:03] about Elizabethan era

[00:59:05] and think it's Mondo is like...

[00:59:07] It's so good.

[00:59:08] Holy fuck nuggets.

[00:59:10] I don't think we have anything else.

[00:59:12] Do we have anybody on our list, Murray?

[00:59:14] Well, now that Amistone's off the list,

[00:59:16] so that takes some things up.

[00:59:17] Yeah, it wasn't part of that.

[00:59:18] Alright, well...

[00:59:19] Oh, well, if you want another one.

[00:59:21] We always do.

[00:59:22] Let's just throw one out here for ya.

[00:59:24] Hmm.

[00:59:26] Uh, Jimon Honsu.

[00:59:28] Okay.

[00:59:29] And Joaquin Phoenix.

[00:59:31] What?

[00:59:32] Yeah, you guessed it.

[00:59:33] Gladiator.

[00:59:34] I don't want to know.

[00:59:35] Yes.

[00:59:36] Sorry, it's gonna happen.

[00:59:38] Didn't we already do this?

[00:59:40] Nope.

[00:59:41] I remember watching Gladiator recently.

[00:59:43] That's your own fault.

[00:59:44] Okay.

[00:59:45] Russell Crowe is untouchable.

[00:59:47] I don't think they were in Gladiator.

[00:59:49] Well, that's weak.

[00:59:50] They were.

[00:59:51] Of course they were.

[00:59:52] They were in Gladiator.

[00:59:53] Gladiator starred Brian Danahee and Cuba Gooding Jr.

[00:59:57] Top of the head, hardest part of the body.

[01:00:00] It was about underground boxing.

[01:00:02] It was an excellent movie,

[01:00:04] unlike the piece of crap that Russell Crowe was in.

[01:00:08] In the Ridley Scott movie?

[01:00:09] Yeah, yeah.

[01:00:10] The one on top.

[01:00:11] So you're not talking about...

[01:00:13] Top of the head, hardest part of the body.

[01:00:15] You have to.

[01:00:16] I'm talking about...

[01:00:17] But I like...

[01:00:18] The reason why I hate what he means so much.

[01:00:20] Okay, but...

[01:00:21] Here's what I propose.

[01:00:22] I watch the Brian Danahee Gladiator,

[01:00:25] and then I just go off of my memory and tell you which one I'm...

[01:00:28] But so here's the thing,

[01:00:29] because Russell Crowe isn't competing.

[01:00:32] Nope.

[01:00:33] Because he's completely undoubted for...

[01:00:35] That's right.

[01:00:36] He's completely mesmerizing for life.

[01:00:37] Yeah, well good thing,

[01:00:38] because he probably isn't.

[01:00:39] So it's Joaquin Phoenix versus DeMellon Halsh.

[01:00:42] And they are in at the same amount.

[01:00:43] Yeah, they're in at the same amount.

[01:00:44] This is gonna be a great battle.

[01:00:46] I'm actually looking forward to this.

[01:00:47] I would rather do Cuba Gooding Jr.

[01:00:49] Well, two day bad.

[01:00:50] versus Brian Danahee.

[01:00:51] You know what?

[01:00:52] You don't want those guys on our list.

[01:00:53] So there.

[01:00:54] Even though neither of them are mesmerizing,

[01:00:55] let's see which one is more mesmerizing

[01:00:57] in that particular movie.

[01:00:59] I am more excited about this one.

[01:01:01] Because when Brian Danahee goes top of the head

[01:01:03] part of the body, that's pretty good.

[01:01:04] But also what's really good...

[01:01:06] Whatever.

[01:01:07] ...is when Cuba Gooding Jr.

[01:01:08] says right to his face,

[01:01:10] I'm not gonna fight for you no more.

[01:01:13] That's powerful cinema right there.

[01:01:16] You know what?

[01:01:17] You're a fucking idiot.

[01:01:22] Okay, so we're gonna see

[01:01:24] the gladiator with Russell Crowe.

[01:01:27] Yes.

[01:01:28] DeMellon Halsh.

[01:01:29] I'm not gonna fight for you no more.

[01:01:31] And with Joaquin Phoenix.

[01:01:33] I am so excited about that.

[01:01:34] How can you not be excited?

[01:01:35] I didn't think anybody could take Joaquin out.

[01:01:37] I don't want to watch gladiator at all.

[01:01:39] And now DeMellon Halsh.

[01:01:40] I hate this movie.

[01:01:41] When you take one of them out,

[01:01:42] I don't really care which one.

[01:01:43] Yeah.

[01:01:44] I hate this movie.

[01:01:45] You know what?

[01:01:46] That's why I want you to watch it.

[01:01:47] That's right.

[01:01:49] Murray is gonna tell you

[01:01:51] we're not called film love Bryce.

[01:01:53] We're called Film Rage.

[01:01:54] Suck it up princess.

[01:01:56] Right.

[01:01:57] I'm gonna watch the other gladiator.

[01:01:58] Well, watch them both.

[01:01:59] You do that too.

[01:02:00] I'm watching back to back.

[01:02:01] Yeah. Good idea.

[01:02:02] Some of us have to go to work.

[01:02:03] I guess you don't.

[01:02:04] I don't actually this week.

[01:02:05] Here we go.

[01:02:06] It's true.

[01:02:07] I just took the week off with out pay.

[01:02:09] Because I'm like, you know what?

[01:02:10] Screw it.

[01:02:11] I don't need the money.

[01:02:13] That's right.

[01:02:14] He's making all the money from his bedding.

[01:02:17] Here's Casey.

[01:02:23] I'm back my little rangelings.

[01:02:25] I know that you all missed me very much.

[01:02:28] But don't fret.

[01:02:29] Your God of rage will always be back.

[01:02:32] Now where were we?

[01:02:36] Oh yes.

[01:02:37] Last week on Rager Dare,

[01:02:38] Bryce missed me so much

[01:02:39] that he choose to Casey last week.

[01:02:42] Yes.

[01:02:43] This week Jim can choose to rage

[01:02:45] or dare or Casey.

[01:02:48] I wonder if he missed me as much as Bryce.

[01:02:50] Now let's catch up with Bryce

[01:02:52] and see if all those A and B

[01:02:54] list actors in the 1999 remake

[01:02:56] of The Haunting

[01:02:58] are enough to save a remake we never needed.

[01:03:01] Or maybe Bryce will remember

[01:03:03] he actually did love Catherine Zeta Jones movies.

[01:03:06] Mwahahahaha.

[01:03:08] Hmm.

[01:03:12] Yeah.

[01:03:13] Catherine Zeta Jones.

[01:03:14] Yeah, remember this?

[01:03:15] I remember us talking about this last week

[01:03:17] and you're like, Oh, I remember liking this movie.

[01:03:19] No, no, I never said that.

[01:03:21] I'm pretty positive you did.

[01:03:22] Are you high?

[01:03:24] A little bit.

[01:03:25] I had never said anything of the sort.

[01:03:28] I don't know why you keep on putting words in my mouth.

[01:03:33] Stay out of my mouth.

[01:03:35] Mwahahahaha.

[01:03:39] Well, tell us which the Haunting.

[01:03:43] Sorry, the 1999 Haunting.

[01:03:45] Okay, so just to be clear,

[01:03:47] it's not the original.

[01:03:48] It's the 1999 Haunting.

[01:03:51] Yes, that's right.

[01:03:53] Hmm.

[01:03:55] Hmm.

[01:03:57] Hmm.

[01:03:58] All right.

[01:03:59] Um,

[01:04:01] I don't know.

[01:04:03] It's a ghost movie.

[01:04:05] Yeah, those are your favorite.

[01:04:06] I don't really like those movies.

[01:04:08] Oh, what?

[01:04:09] It was kind of got it had a weird setup where, you know,

[01:04:12] Liam Neeson plays a doctor

[01:04:14] and he's telling them that he's doing something about sleep

[01:04:17] deprivation when he actually is doing something about like

[01:04:20] being people being scared.

[01:04:22] I'm like, why don't you just like why?

[01:04:24] I don't know.

[01:04:25] I didn't understand that.

[01:04:27] Um, Owen Wilson's in it.

[01:04:31] So, you know, there's going to be some funny parts

[01:04:34] and he was he was adorable.

[01:04:35] He's Owen Wilson.

[01:04:36] So there's one one there.

[01:04:38] This is Catherine's either Jones kind of pre 2000.

[01:04:42] Okay.

[01:04:43] And she didn't get like repulsive until she hit the 2000s.

[01:04:46] Okay.

[01:04:47] She was she was fine in it.

[01:04:49] And here's the thing.

[01:04:51] Bruce Stern has a bit part.

[01:04:53] Bruce Stern can do no wrong.

[01:04:55] Lily Taylor was in it and she was very good.

[01:04:59] The acting was fine.

[01:05:02] It's still ghost story.

[01:05:04] Um, special effects were like they put a lot of money

[01:05:08] into this movie.

[01:05:09] Um, especially effects weren't bad.

[01:05:12] Um, and the sets were quite breathtaking.

[01:05:15] Um, the mansion that they filmed in while I'm guessing

[01:05:18] it wasn't in the mansion.

[01:05:20] I'm guessing it was basically a soundstage because

[01:05:23] there's no house that would look like this.

[01:05:25] No, but, uh, I don't know.

[01:05:29] I didn't hate it.

[01:05:30] And while I did fall asleep before the end of it,

[01:05:34] I went back and watched what I fell asleep only fill

[01:05:38] the, and this time I thought, you know what?

[01:05:40] I fell asleep with about 20 minutes to go.

[01:05:42] And usually when I say that I go back and I go, okay,

[01:05:46] so I'll go 20 minutes before the end.

[01:05:48] I'll go, I haven't seen this and I go 20 minutes back.

[01:05:50] And oh, I haven't seen this and then I go 20 minutes back.

[01:05:53] I'm like, oh crap.

[01:05:54] I didn't see this.

[01:05:55] So I go to it as, and by the time I'm done,

[01:05:57] I'm like, what the hell?

[01:05:58] I only watched 20 minutes of this.

[01:06:00] I've got another hour and 40 minutes.

[01:06:02] But in this case, I actually only had 20 minutes to go

[01:06:07] on that basis alone.

[01:06:09] It couldn't have been that bad.

[01:06:11] Yes, it could.

[01:06:13] So at the end of the day, I'm going to go on the fact that

[01:06:18] I thought that there was only 20 minutes to go when I fell asleep

[01:06:22] and there actually was only 20 minutes to go.

[01:06:25] So I think that gives it a 20 minutes to go.

[01:06:28] Man, because if it was really bad,

[01:06:31] there would have been so much more to go.

[01:06:34] I would have felt like I watched so much more of it when I didn't.

[01:06:38] But in this case, I did watch like an hour and a half of it.

[01:06:42] So it couldn't have been that bad.

[01:06:45] So you're...

[01:06:46] I've already forgotten about it.

[01:06:48] The movie was...

[01:06:50] Well, it was Owen Wilson.

[01:06:52] So it was Matt.

[01:06:53] Oh my God.

[01:07:01] Okay.

[01:07:03] This is what we got, buddies.

[01:07:06] We got Owen Wilson.

[01:07:08] Well, you know what, Murray?

[01:07:09] You don't even have to worry about predicting now

[01:07:11] because if it's got Owen Wilson in it, it's a man.

[01:07:13] There's an opening scene where Virginia Madsen plays

[01:07:18] Lily Taylor's sister, I think,

[01:07:20] and they're trying to get her to move out of the house

[01:07:23] or out of the apartment that they want to sell

[01:07:26] because the mother died or something.

[01:07:28] I don't really remember.

[01:07:29] But...

[01:07:30] Sounds like it was men, I'll tell you to remember.

[01:07:32] At one point, I was like, this is going to be such a rage.

[01:07:36] And I'm thinking, man, this movie is awful.

[01:07:40] You're like, I wish I could fall asleep.

[01:07:41] And then he did.

[01:07:42] And the whole thing is, this is so bad.

[01:07:45] But then when I did fall asleep,

[01:07:48] I thought there was only 20 minutes left

[01:07:50] and it turns out there was only 20 minutes left.

[01:07:52] So it must be not bad.

[01:07:54] Okay.

[01:07:57] You know what?

[01:07:58] Yeah, I think he's done.

[01:07:59] I think he was done before he started by the sound of the repeat.

[01:08:02] I just keep her the same thing.

[01:08:03] Yeah, I was attacking it from a different angle this time.

[01:08:06] No, you weren't.

[01:08:07] No, it was a different angle.

[01:08:08] You were saying the same thing over and over again.

[01:08:10] No, I got to the same point, but from a different angle.

[01:08:13] Right, shut up.

[01:08:15] I've been here for eight hours.

[01:08:20] We've only been doing this for like a little over 50 minutes, I think.

[01:08:25] Okay.

[01:08:26] Oh no, we're actually a little over an hour.

[01:08:28] I'm going to pull from Bryce's bag this week.

[01:08:30] Yeah.

[01:08:31] Because I want to have ratings like Bryce.

[01:08:34] If I only fall asleep and there's 20 minutes left of this movie,

[01:08:39] it's going to be, and it's got Owen Wilson.

[01:08:41] But the thing is that you thought there was only 20 minutes left

[01:08:45] and there was.

[01:08:46] Yeah, we heard the story already.

[01:08:47] That's what makes it math.

[01:08:49] Yeah, I thought it was that Owen Wilson was in it.

[01:08:52] And that too.

[01:08:53] Oh, I love this movie.

[01:08:54] Okay.

[01:08:55] Haven't we reviewed this before though?

[01:08:56] I don't know.

[01:08:57] What is it?

[01:08:58] I don't know.

[01:08:59] I think that's what happened to this movie.

[01:09:01] Yeah, I'm pretty sure I put that in.

[01:09:03] I think I watched that with Murray.

[01:09:05] Yeah, I might have come out with Murray, so that might have been a double.

[01:09:08] Oh, I don't have to watch it again.

[01:09:10] Yeah, by the way, you didn't like it.

[01:09:13] Yeah, I don't like it because you know who's in it.

[01:09:17] Yes.

[01:09:18] Okay.

[01:09:19] Catherine Heigl.

[01:09:20] So instead, is it another Catherine Heigl movie?

[01:09:25] It's did you hear about the Morgan's?

[01:09:28] Oh, that's even better.

[01:09:30] Oh, that's got Jennifer Aniston in it.

[01:09:31] No, it doesn't.

[01:09:32] Oh, that's what I'm going to machine that has a Sarah Jessica Parker.

[01:09:38] Oh, fuck.

[01:09:39] I hate you.

[01:09:40] Sarah Jessica Parker and I their repulsive.

[01:09:43] I think I just bought but I think it's also got the name.

[01:09:48] Oh, and Wilson.

[01:09:49] It's a man.

[01:09:50] No, not a one Wilson.

[01:09:51] I think it's a Oompa Loompa.

[01:09:53] Oh, huge grant.

[01:09:54] I think it's huge grant in it.

[01:09:56] Well, this could be a Mando then.

[01:09:58] I could be wrong, but I think it's huge grant.

[01:10:02] I don't know.

[01:10:03] I'm just excited if it's is it's huge.

[01:10:05] Somebody else other than Sarah Jessica Parker.

[01:10:07] I'll be huge grant in it.

[01:10:09] Well, now I got to know pretty sure he is.

[01:10:16] You know what?

[01:10:17] I'm just excited if Hugh Grant is in it.

[01:10:19] I think it's the most exciting thing in my life.

[01:10:21] Well, maybe he isn't.

[01:10:22] I don't know everything he's in.

[01:10:23] I almost think but he might not be.

[01:10:25] I know it's not the time to say it.

[01:10:27] I remember him being it.

[01:10:28] But yeah, I think Hugh Grant is actually mesmerizing,

[01:10:31] but that's just me.

[01:10:32] Yeah.

[01:10:33] Well, he's he may be mesmerizing in this movie as well.

[01:10:37] But oh man, are you in for a treat?

[01:10:39] Oh, yeah.

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