Recasting Die Hard With Comedians Minisode (with Gil, JJ & Tom)

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[00:00:10] Okay Bruce, we're rolling on alternate Die Hard Catchphrases. And... Action!

[00:00:16] He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty motherfucker.

[00:00:21] Got it.

[00:00:21] I'm the only gay Eskimo motherfucker.

[00:00:25] Got it.

[00:00:26] I made peepee in my pants, motherfucker.

[00:00:30] Got it.

[00:00:31] I am your father, motherfucker.

[00:00:34] Got it.

[00:00:34] Can we try one without the cussing, Bruce?

[00:00:36] I fucked your mom, bitch.

[00:00:40] Motherfucker.

[00:00:41] Got it.

[00:00:42] It's the circle of life, motherfucker.

[00:00:45] Got it.

[00:00:46] I'm Batman.

[00:00:49] Okay, one more try. And make it count or we're going back to the Yippee-Ki-Hay thingy.

[00:00:54] He's dead, Jim, motherfucker.

[00:00:56] Got it.

[00:01:02] We missed.

[00:01:04] We loaded it.

[00:01:06] We edited it.

[00:01:49] We edited it.

[00:01:53] We did it.

[00:02:01] I mean, we did it.

[00:02:08] We did it.

[00:02:09] We did it.

[00:02:15] We did it.

[00:02:17] We did it.

[00:02:25] I'm a man.

[00:02:34] as John McClane

[00:02:35] and

[00:02:37] who's a famous villain actor

[00:02:40] you liked, Gil?

[00:02:41] You just put me on the spot.

[00:02:43] Okay, fine. Have Harvey Korman

[00:02:45] as Hans Gruber, James.

[00:02:47] Oh, God.

[00:02:50] You can just call it a campy camp.

[00:02:52] Hello, Dum Dum McClane.

[00:02:56] I gotta say

[00:03:01] Yippee-Ka-Yay, motherfucker.

[00:03:07] Jackie Mason

[00:03:08] into I Heart.

[00:03:09] Oh, my God.

[00:03:11] You want me to shoot them? What do you want to shoot them with, a gun?

[00:03:13] What am I going to shoot them with?

[00:03:14] Now we gotta get Jonathan Winters as Hans.

[00:03:18] Oh, John,

[00:03:19] we made you know you're gonna be here.

[00:03:23] We put everything up here.

[00:03:25] We put the newspapers out on the floor.

[00:03:27] We didn't want you to bleed on the carpet.

[00:03:31] Oh, my God.

[00:03:33] Oh, man.

[00:03:34] What's the matter, guys?

[00:03:35] We have Jonathan Winters.

[00:03:36] Robin Williams can't be far behind.

[00:03:38] Oh, I don't want to...

[00:03:39] Oh, come on.

[00:03:41] What are we doing here?

[00:03:42] Help me, help me.

[00:03:44] Oh, we're gonna do a second movie.

[00:03:47] You're gonna be on a plane.

[00:03:49] The plane blows up.

[00:03:49] You fly out.

[00:03:50] Oh, oh, look, look, look.

[00:03:51] More money.

[00:03:52] Oh, look.

[00:03:52] This is an actual comedy.

[00:03:55] Now I want...

[00:03:56] Help me, help me.

[00:03:56] I'll tell you what.

[00:03:58] So, Robin Williams needs to play Ellis,

[00:04:00] who's all coked up and everything.

[00:04:01] That's why he's doing all the voices.

[00:04:04] Oh, I'll shoot on your wife.

[00:04:06] Oh, do I want to...

[00:04:07] Help me.

[00:04:08] Oh.

[00:04:09] All right, man.

[00:04:09] Funny.

[00:04:10] Funny.

[00:04:12] I had a good time tonight.

[00:04:15] Yeah.

[00:04:16] Did we?

[00:04:18] Did we, baby?

[00:04:19] Did we?

[00:04:27] See you all night, guys.

[00:04:28] Thank you very much.

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