A Funny State & Regional Humor Minisode (with Paul Derby & Ryan T. Richardson)

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[00:00:29] Here is a reshuffled mini episode. We are packed to the T. Hey, hey, ho, ho. And we got some exclusive guests for you guys. Paul Derby is back with JJ and Paul. And we got Ryan T. Richardson from the Go Tell Someone Podcast Network. Ryan T. That Ryan T. Richardson? No, I'm just kidding.

[00:00:58] The only one. He's awesome. Oh, that Ryan T. Richardson. Okay. How the hell is everybody? Oh, good, man. Good. Yeah. Paul, you're doing better. Yeah, I can't complain too much here. You've been busy as all get out, I take it. Yeah, everything's good. You know, everything's fine. For now. For now, yeah. Until the next earthquake. That worked.

[00:01:25] Until the next shitty thing that happens in life, you know. You get a phone call at 2 a.m. I don't know who it is. Oh, dear. You get that phone call from that friend here. Hey, man. This really happened. Hey, man. Can you pick me up in Patterson? Why? Because I missed the bus home. Okay. Drive down to Patterson. Trying to figure out where the hell he is. I realize he's in the bus terminal in the middle.

[00:01:55] You know, the bus station in the middle of Patterson. It smells like weed and like, weed and failure. You know? That's very specific. You know, he's like, hey, man. You smell like a, you smell like, you know, somebody's undershorts and a bat, you know, at high holiday, you know. I have to drive him home. We're driving through Patterson, which is not exactly the best town to be in, at two o'clock in the morning. And thank God my parents were away. Right?

[00:02:23] So, I had to like drive him home. This was this friend of mine home. Right? Then I picked up my other friend who was at another bus stop. So, it's two of them at a bus stop. Right? And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. Are you saying your life was a sketch show? My life was like, okay. My life was a sketch show. Yeah. My life was a sketch show. Right? It was like a sign. It's like Seinfeld done if you were a teenager.

[00:02:54] You know? I mean, it's like, I would just sit there and I'd be like, I'd be like, hey, what are you doing in my car? You know? And, uh. Hey, Jerry. Hey, Jerry. I'm going to be here. Oh, yeah. I'm saying Kramer went all psycho on Jersey. No, no. Patterson, New Jersey at two o'clock in the morning is like, okay, like there's like three places you want to stay out of. Patterson, Newark and Trenton at two o'clock in the morning.

[00:03:20] Because when you pick people up in Patterson, you see the dregs of society come out. You know? The people you were told not to be around. You know? I was born in Patterson. Okay. Really? Ryan, you never told me. Ryan, you know what I'm talking about, right? I'm kidding. I was just kidding. Okay.

[00:03:45] But, you know, there's that one city you're told not to go to a certain time of the night. Yep. And you have to go. Yep. That's what happens. That would be Dallas, Texas. Oh. I live right across the border from Detroit. Oh, Dallas. That used to be called Cask Corridor. Oh, yeah. And that was the worst part of town and you didn't want to get stuck there. You don't want any of that stuff, right? Yeah. And then everything's changed in the last 20 years.

[00:04:11] And that's where like third man records, Jack White's vinyl pressing plant is now in Cask Corridor. It's what? There's dog parks there. Like people are walking, you know, at all hours of the day. Like it's like, it's totally transformed. Cask Corridor used to be the place you don't ever want to be stuck there ever. Wow. And now it's now it's like people. It's like a Pleasantville or something. It's really weird. Like, and I've heard about the trailers. Like there was like the bad section. Then there was like Auburn Hills. Yes. Yeah.

[00:04:39] And like Auburn Hills was like an oasis compared to like what Detroit looked like at that time. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember like, like Howard Stern was talking about him doing him doing radio in Detroit. He's like, you know, I had to go. I have to go get milk. I tell my wife to cover me, you know, did you hear him? He was, he was just on smart list. And he brought up Detroit. He told me about it. It was it's. Oh, my word. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Every time he mentions Detroit, I get excited because it's like, you know, I know exactly what he's talking about.

[00:05:08] Wow. Hello, Detroit. This is WBAM here. You know, you know, first thing in the morning. Yeah. The big sound of Detroit. The greatest thing to ever come out of Detroit, in my opinion, was was the MC five. Yes. And the Stooges. Yeah, I agree. Man. Yeah. See, and this is where we're going to. I just knew this crew was going to get along with each other because it's all these deep cultural, pop culture cuts. Yeah.

[00:05:39] And we have to mention the, and we have to mention some classic that is Dr. Detroit. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The doctor. The doctor. I don't believe it was actually shot in Detroit, but that doesn't matter. It's Dr. He owned it. 50 miles away. Come on, it's Toronto for Christ's sake. That's right. I explained my old, all the criminals were very apologetic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a, it's a kind, a gentler nation now. So it's all good. It's all good.

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